#i was like 😱😳 the whole time

[all-thestories-aretrue]

I gotta admit, Johnny going to that Brujah meeting in the first half of episode 12. Sir. I am looking respectfully.

The speech!! The fight!!! The morals!!! Incredible!!! Him just tossing that guy over the roof. 10/10. It was tons of fun to listen to while cooking dinner. I was gasping so much my mom thought I got the onions I was chopping in my eye.

[guideaus]

helga wrapping her arms around guideau when they kissed is so funny

[gyustarzzi]

ateez react to you doing a sensual dance on stage

!! warning !! this chapter does have slight smut, if you are uncomfortable with this please skip this chapter

( I swear the EMBARRASSMENT after re-reading this chapter just makes me gag- like why did I write this?? 🤢🤦‍♀😭 THE STRUGGLE IS REALLLL)

☆ hongjoong

- gets so shocked when he sees you on stage - flustered bc the other members are teasing him - loves your outfit and how beautiful you look on stage 😊 - makes up sexual scenarios in his head 😩 - he'll probably make out with you after the performance

" You looked amazing Y/N, maybe next time you should show me those moves at home "

★ seonghwa

- is kinda mad/shocked that you didn't tell him you were going to perform on stage - when you wink at him, he sends you a glare (nobody knows your dating except for the members) - thinks about how he's going to punish you later 💀 - when the performance is over he'll mouth some nasty words at you - you'll need this >>>> 🦽

" Why didn't you tell me about your performance? Trying to keep it a secret from me? "

☆ yunho

- this time instead your both on stage together - touches your ass, winks at you, puts his hands on your waist, etc. 😶 - gets a 🦴 halfway through the performance - probably fucks you in that dress 👀 - you won't be able to walk for weeks 👩‍🦽

" That dress looks so pretty on you, it be a shame for it to go to waste "

★ yeosang

- FLUSTERED AND SHY the whole time 🥴 - thinks you look gorgeous in your dress - can't keep his eyes off of you even after the performance - when you get home he'll act soft and shy to make you think your gonna be dominant tonight but oh lord, the tables have turned 🤭 - walking? never heard of her 🤷‍♀️

" You look pretty in that dress...but I think you'd look even better without it on "

☆ san

- will get shocked that your on stage doing a sensual performance - is so proud of you when you finish - after the performance he can't keep his hands off of you 🫠 - gives you so many hickeys 🫣 - wants you to recreate the dance at home bc he loves how beautiful you look

" You did awesome Y/N! Would you maybe want to do those moves on me tonight? "

★ mingi

- shocked. 😱 - thinks you look like a angel dancing - wants you badly but has to wait bc he has to go on stage after - touches your waist and ass when you walk past him when he's about to go on stage...😳 - here you go >>>>>> 🦽

" Hey baby, you looked so hot dancing like that "

☆ wooyoung

- flirty with you before the dance 🤭 - thinks you look so sexy and beautiful in your dress - is impatient to meet you back stage - drags you home right after the performance - I hope you brought crutches pookie, you won't be able to walk for days 😮‍💨

" C'mon Y/N, let's go home and let me show you what moves I can do "

★ jongho

- when I tell you this man is redder than a cherry, I MEAN IT - he thinks your absolutely gorgeous and how lucky he is to have you - but right after the performance something just snaps inside of him 😏 - teases you A LOT, to the point where you are BEGGING - I know it's a lot to take in right now but, I think you'll need these 🦽

" You are not going anywhere after what you just pulled back there "

a/n: god forgive me

🤸🏻  << you                      🦽🏌️<< me

[foxchild-v]

steve rogers accidentally ate a bar of aphrodisiac chocolate causing his crotch to be throbbing hard and needs his girlfriend, reader to help him out, request

How do you guys come up with this incredible ideas 😳😱😱😱 as allways: english is not my first language so... yeah you know the drill

Protein bars

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Warning: 18+, fingering, oral (m recieveing), smut, mentions of influence of some substances, mentions of blood, probably some tiping mistakes,...

Pairing: Steve Rogers x you

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This fic is 18+. Please do not continue to read if you are under the age of 18. If you continue you basically state you are of legal age to read such things.

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Coming back from your latest mission, you guys where tired. And hungry. Definitly hungry. Clint made his way straight to the kitchen, followed by Nat, Wanda, Thor and you of course. Food was important after all, right? Tony and Bruce stayed home this time. They worked on something new. Some kind of present for a friend or something.

Steve opted for the shower first. You rolled your eyes at your boyfriend. His metabolism should have starved him by now. Yeah shure, he was the only one in your team drenched in mud and blood because of his hand to hand combat, but... food, right?

After some time the supersoldier joined you guys squeaky clean. Only to realise you left no crumb for him. Pepper made some stew and none of you could resist her cooking. You looked at Steve apologetic.

"There should be some proteinbars in the fridge, honey. I'll jump into the shower and we'll get you something to eat afterwards, how does that sound?" - "Sounds good. Just be quick please." - "Shure thing, mister whiny." - "Hey, just imagine we would have left YOU no food." - "Impossible. I would allways put food first." You chuckled and kissed him on the cheek before you made your way to the shower. Sighing he grabbed some proteinbars and sat down on the couch.

A quick shower was not something you do quite often. You savored every drop of hot water that touches your aching body. Steve knew that so he grabbed the remote control and munched on his proteinbar.

"Hey guys. How was the mission?" Bruce entered the kitchen still dressed in his lab coat. "Same procedure as allways, Bruce. In and out. Except for Y/N. You know her. She allways plays with her powers." Nat answered still sunken in one of her books. The scientist nodded and opened the fridge.

Steve ignored their conversation and shifted his weight to try a more comfortable seating position. Somehow his training pants seemed to be smaller. And definitly too tight at the crotch. Actually his whole area down there seemed to be more affected at the thought of you under the shower than usual. Yes of course, he allways thought of you as irresistible but right now he almost felt feral just by thinking of you.

"Hey, has anyone seen the chocolatebars? I left them in the fridge to cool down before Tony and I proceed to test their effects." Bruce voice brakes his daydreams. "Effects?" Steve shot up and stared at him in panic. "Which effects?" - "We actually tried to spike them with an aprodisiac. You know, Tony's friend wanted to spice things up a bit and we owed him something for helping renovate the tower." - "An aphrodisiac?" Sweat started to rise at his nape. His breath now a little bit more rough. "Poor Y/N" Wanda laughed as Steve ran out and left everyone else dumbfounded.

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You inhaled the scent of your lavender shampoo when suddenly the door to your bathroom flew wide open. Steve entered the shower panting.

"Honey, what happened? You look like you saw a ghost." You looked at him in confusion. Your gaze falling on the very evident boulge of his pants. "Do you know how beautiful you look naked and soaked?" His voice raspy and hoarse. Eyes almost black from lust.

"Steve? What on earth..." He didn't let you finish your sentence and stripped of all his clothes to join you. Hands on your body immedeatly. Roaming every inch of you. Despite the warmth of the water goosebumps formed on your skin.

"I have to confess something." You raised an eyebrow in confusion. His lips travelled down your neck. Covering you in breathy kisses. "I might have accidently mistaken Tony's and Bruce's new project for protein bars." This did not clarify the situation for you. It did not explain why your boyfriends very hard cock poked your belly right now.

Steve's lips found yours and pulled you into a passionate kiss. Tounges dancing and fighting for dominance. Though you wouldn't dare to complain, you would like to know why your lover was so turned on right now.

You broke the kiss in need of some oxygen. He looked into your eyes. Loving but seemingly needy. "For gods sake, Steven, what possesed you?" You managed to whisper as his hand started to travel deeper. Caressing your inner thights and brushing your pussy.

He never broke eye contact. "They may have some aphrodisiac in them." He confessed subdued. You could not hold back laughter. His cheeks started to turn red. "Oh" You breathed out between laughts. "Oh?" Steve sounded offended.

Your demeanor shifted almost instantly. Gripping his cock and sinking down on your knees. Water still raining down on you. "Well, we have to do something about it then, don't we?" You placed an open mouthed kiss on the pink, pulsating tip.

His eyes closed and his mouth let out a small moan at the sensation of your tongue now drawing circles. He fisted your hair and with the other hand he held onto the faucet for support.

You bobbed your head and stroke the base of his cock with one hand. The other massaged his balls just the way you knew he liked. "So good..." he moaned. Breaths starting to get feverish.

You gagged a few times but this sound only made him go faster. He loved the way you loved him with your mouth. Who knew Captain America was that corrupted. Seeing you taking his huge member made him weak. His hips stuttered and you tastet his hot seed that squirted into your mouth and you were damned if you won't relish every drop of what he gave you.

His mouth was wide agape and he looked at you in awe. Kneeling in front of him and licking him like a wicked kitten. As much as he would love to paint this picture in his brain for a little longer, he decided it would be time to repay the favor.

Pulling you into a kiss he tasted his own residue on your tongue. His mark. The proof that you are his and he is yours. The sound coming from deep in his chest made your knees tremble. You pressed your thights together for a little pressure on your aching clit. "My sweet Y/N. Squirming like an eel in my hands. Do I need to take care of you?" - "Please, captain" you managed to rasp out.

He turned you around so your back was pressed against him. His right hand travelling south on your body. Tenderly massaging it's way to your core. A ghasp left your mouth as he found his target. Stroking through your wet folds and pinching your sensitive nub between his fingertips just a little. "So needy. Thought I was the one who ate the aphrodisiac." He teased in a deep tone.

"Steve..." - "Unable to form a sentence? You are so responsive." - "Ugh.... please.. ah" You were unable indeed when he performed his magic on you. There were too many sensations at once. The warm water raining on your sore muscles, Steves fingers on your clit and nipple, his hard member poking your back, his hot breath tickeling your skin sending sparks through your whole body and his lips blowing kisses on your neck. From time to time he nibbled on a small spot which earned him another moan.

"Come on, baby. Let yourself fall." He encouraged you. He felt your velvet walls pulsating as you where near your climax. Your moans growing louder and your breath starting to stutter. And then you felt it. That sensation that travelled through your body. Legs shaking as you came hard. You gripped his arms and pressed your nails into his skin. Steve responded with a low growl.

He did not stop his motions when he helped you through your orgasm. Your boyfriend continued his motions until you where a stuttering mess. Infact he managed to draw a second orgasm out of you immedeatly after the first.

"I could watch you come undone all day." He breathed into your ear. You let your head fall back and nuzzled into his shoulder. "Why don't we take this to the bedroom?" - "Unsatisfied? I won't complain, captain."

He switched off the tap and took two towels as he helped you step out of the shower. Your legs still shaky but the anticipation rising once again. You wrapped the towel over your naked body and followed Steve to his room.

On your way you met Wanda who smiled at you knowingly. "I guess you don't need new food anymore?" - "Remind me to get Tony and Bruce a gift basked." You laughed as Steve just pulled you away to continue your actions from the shower in a more private space.

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Thank you for your support. I hope you guys like it :)

[kpophubb]

𝗘𝗡𝗛𝗬𝗣𝗘𝗡 𝘅 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 ♡

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🄶🄴🄽🅁🄴: 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏, 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔 ♥︎

“ 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥. 𝘞𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘭𝘥. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘨𝘰."

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ꕤ нєєѕєυηց:-

So it’s been a solid one hour that you’ve been ignored by your boyfriend, heeseung, whose eyes were seemingly glued to his pc screen, devoting his whole concentration and life to his game.

You’ve tried numerous tricks to gain his attention and even whined and pouted on the bed. Believe me, even your failed attempts at doing aegyo didn’t cause him to budge.

Hence as you laid there seated on your shared bed behind his chair, you suddenly had a plan pop up in your head.

You saw this prank on tiktok where people ask their boyfriends randomly to marry them. You and hee had already been dating lovingly for 2 years and you always wanted to ask about marriage without sounding too clingy

Plus you needed a way to break him off the dang screen ugh🙄

So, clearing your throat, you begin to form your sentences.

“Umm hee?”

*no response*

“Heeseung??!”

“Uh yeah sorry babe. Go on.” He replies in an inattentive way, with his hands stuck to the keyboard.

“Well the thing is…I’ve been thinking about this lately. We’ve been dating for quite a while now. And I was wondering…when you’re gonna propose?”

MY GOODNESS GURL, his eyes almost pop out and he accidentally almosstt deletes his precious league of legends account out of OVERWHELMING SHOCK.😳😱

Like I mean..don’t drop a nuclear bomb without notice before giving him a heart attack like that..😏

But don’t worry it’s a good kind of heart attack cause man immediately dissolves into a blushing mess 🥺

Will turn his doey beautiful eyes in your direction immediately and you see shyness and love and giddy ness displayed in them.

“You want me to?☺️👉🏻👈🏻 you never told me tho.”

“And Why should I?? Aren’t you supposed to figure that out yourself?” You pretend to pout but smile immediately seeing his cuteness.

Ugh he’s just gonna be so cute about it the whole time afterwards. Immediately hops into bed and smiles nonstop like a silly idiot and hugs you and kisses you and cuddles and smiles some more till you think he’s going crazy fr 😆

But nah, he does seriously think about it. He always dreamt of making you his wife but he wanted you to be comfortable with the idea. And now that you brought up the idea, he’s on cloud 9. 🙈

“Hmm baby~ 🥰 then you shall expect something very soon!” He proudly declares as you two lay snuggled in bed, his hands caressing your waist and eyes directly looking inside yours.

And he’s very serious for real. Because soon enough he will surprise you with your favourite flowers and an adorable proposal where he will kneel down and literally sing for you!🥺💞

Man’s so serious he’s also gonna secretly Google tips and tricks to be a good husband just for you. 🤫 cause he’s been dying to be your official man since the first day he fell in love with you.😉💋

ꕤ วαу:-

Okay so this sweetheart already had his own marriage plans inside his head before you even brought it up.🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Because jay is such a serious and loyal person in a relationship, it’s definitely the date-to-marry situation for him!

Plus since the first day he laid his eyes on you, he knew he wanted you to be a permanent part of his life.

And as days passed by and your relationship evolved, he wanted you more with each passing second and realized it was you he wanted to love for the rest of his life.

Thus he already thought about the whole scenario- when to propose, how to propose, where to live when you guys do get married, how many years will it take for him to settle down etc etc.

But he kept it all low-key because he didn’t wanna rush you. And you never told him anything about wanting to get married until tonight

Once again, he was making dinner for you. You were sitting on the table, eagerly watching him and smiling at his adorable demeanour.

See this was the thing. Domesticity was such a natural part of your relationship, the way jay would cook food for you, he’d volunteer to do the house chores together with you, you’d cuddle and watch a movie on weekends like a couple, and he would even blow dry your hair every night after you took a shower!

All of it felt so peaceful and happy that the thought of marrying him and making everything official between you guys dropped in your head in an instant.

So you ask him as he stirs the noodle in the pot, occasionally stealing glances from you and blowing you kisses to make you feel less lonely

“Jay?”

“Yes love?”

“Will you marry me?”

The remark was pretty blunt..but serious so you just let it hang in the air there without speaking further. It was true though. You needed to know how he felt about wife-ing you up. 😳

He turns to you instantly and chuckles out loud. But ofc, in an attractive and heart warming way you’ve never seen before.

He turns off the stove briefly while turning to walk towards you, all the while maintaining eye contact. He gets closer and closer…

*thump thump thump*😳💘

“I’ve been dying to, darling.” Jay admits, with his face only centimetres away from you. The moment was so filled with honesty and intimacy, you could swear you were going dizzy.

You anticipated a passionate kiss but he blurts out the next serious comments one after another..

“We should get your parent’s permission first.” “Maybe we should wait another year till you finish your major?” “Ah what type of apartment should we live in once we get married-“

You interrupt him with an obvious eye roll “jay🙄😒”

“Sorry.” He laughs, cupping your cheek and smiling at your cute but annoyed expression.

The passionate moment you’ve been waiting for finally happens when he connects his lips with yours. Sensual, intimate, love filled and so dang promising. 💋

You knew with every touch of his mouth on yours how much he loved you and how dearly he wanted you to be a part of his everyday.

And ofcourse, jay being the gentleman he is, will definitely calculate every move and execute his plans before finally kneeling down for you and asking you for your hand in marriage 💍👩‍❤️‍👨

Cause come on, the best husband award in enha obviously goes to the one and only, park jay.😏

ꕤ วαкє:-

The idea of marriage suddenly crossed your head from the movie you both were watching, when the male lead proposes the actress in a grand way towards the end of the story.

The setting you were in currently was also very romantic tbh. Dimly lit room with faint light from the scented candles, romantic movie playing on the tv screen as you lay seated in between jake’s legs as he wraps his arms around you securely, his chin resting on your shoulder and a warm blanket heating up both your bodies.

You couldn’t shake off the idea of asking jake the one question you always wanted to ask. Besides, getting to marry the love of your life was definitely the happiest thing that could happen to you.

He was so loving, so gentle, so caring and just so in love with you that you couldn’t even think about anything else but basking in his affection all the time. He was sweet and observant and always paid attention to your likes/dislikes and always reminded you how beautiful you were and how lucky he was to have you.

And now that you had a chance to make him yours and yours alone for the rest of your life, how could you not ask him to marry you in a heart beat.

You turn your head towards his and he temporarily lifts his face from your shoulder to look into you properly, while still making sure that you guys were super close to the point where your breaths were practically intertwining and landing on eachother’s cheeks. But that was the thing you loved the most about him. How he always craved to be close to you and prioritised skinship.

“Jakey..there’s something I want to tell you.”

“Hmm princess. Go on, I’m listening.” He kisses the tip of your nose before looking into your eyes fondly.

“I want to marry you jake. I want to spend every hour of my life with you..as your lover and as your wife. I want an “us”, forever. Do you?”

Believe me, you don’t even need to check his facial expressions to get his reaction, the way his heart is beating SO ABNORMALLY loud against your back is enough proof to let you know about the fireworks he feels inside.

Overjoyed, overwhelmed, smiley, emotional, excited puppy. 🥹💞

“Y/n…*sighs* you have no idea how much I want that more than you. I really love you so much that sometimes..ok no..MOST times it drives me crazy.”

“Shall I take that as a yes?”😳

“Yesyesyesyesyesyes and a thousand times yes! >.<“ he replies, leaving a gentle kiss on your lips in the process.

And trust me when I say you that he’s dead serious about it. Stop him because he’s already started TELLING his marriage vows to you right then and there lmao

“In the name of God, I, take you, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death-“ he tries to continue but you playfully nudge him with your elbow in his stomach till you’re both laughing merrily

Nah, you can’t stop him fr tho bc he’s ACTUALLY gonna go to stores to look up engagement rings for you 😳💍🙈🥺

He even renames your name on his phone as “layla’s mom” and adds your family picture as his new wallpaper. 👉🏻👈🏻💓

And ay, he’s now UNSTOPPABLE because he even starts deciding how many kids he wants with you and THEN himself gets shy about it lol dhsjdusj ☺️🤪

ꕤ ѕυηցнσση:-

When you saw pictures of some of your friends posting pictures of their engagement rings and their fiancé, it filled you with the desire to get married too

Ofcourse to the love of your life and your handsome boyfriend, the park sunghoon ✨

You did try to bring up this topic TWICE before by telling him indirectly, hinting him by showing him your friend’s pictures with puppy eyes 🥺 but nahhhh

Man just swayed the topic every damn time and pretended to not understand 🙄😠

But you try to bring it up again today..cause you needed to find out why he avoids that?? Like y’all been dating for a few years and he loves you surely then what’s the problem?????

You bake him his favourite tiramisu, dress up for him and when he comes home, shower him in affection and bring him the dessert which makes his eyes light up. 😚🤩

“Sunghoon ah ~” you pat his shoulder and look at him, preparing to drop the question.

“Propose to me sunghoon.”

“……………”

Man almost chokes on his “peiberet tiramishu” what did you do omg 🫢

*coughs intensively*

Then stares at you in disbelief like you just uttered a taboo thing for what feels like an eternity.

“Y/n………………”

“Did you hit your head with something?🤨 I think you need to see a doctor.”

“SUNGHOON!!😡😡”

Aight aight he was just messing with you. 😆😛

“You’re kind of cute when you’re mad.” He wheezes at your annoyed expression that he finds really interesting.

Putting the tiramisu aside, he flings his arms open and gestures you to come inside. “Come here doll.”

He kisses the tip of your head lightly and squeezes you in a tight hug!! >.<

“ wait for a few years till we are responsible enough and I’ll definitely marry you for good. Because ofcourse, I love you and only you.” 💓

Thanks to you, now he’s got something to be delulu about before going to sleep everyday. 😳

ꕤ ѕυησσ:-

Definitely the sweetest one about this whole situation, I swear to god 🥹💞

You were wearing a pretty lacy white long dress infront of the mirror just because you bought this dress on sale and wanted to try it out infront of your boyfie.

And ofcourse he drops his phone and directs every attention at you and you alone.

He low-key imagines how pretty you’d look as a bride inside his his mind and gives the brightest sunny smile. 👉🏻👈🏻

But you hear his thoughts out loud from the fanboy-ish way he keeps staring at you with heart eyes.

“My sunshine. Do you want to marry me someday?🙈” you ask him in the most polite yet shy way, locking eyes with him.

Initially thrown off course from how you uttered the exact thing he was thinking…but then starts giggling giggling. ☺️☺️

He rushes to stand beside you infront of the mirror and stares at the reflection of the both of you.

“Ofcourse I would. Why wouldn’t I?” He proudly exclaims with endless admiration in his tone. 💗

That obviously causes you to blush and cover your face in your palms.

But he chuckles and makes you look in the mirror instead.

“Look at us. We look so perfect together, like we were made for eachother y/n.”

The comment makes you feel butterflies all over the place but before you can react, he kisses your cheeks and opens his phone camera to click selcas with you!!

Boy floods a hundred pics of you two & especially YOU on his phone and even has a secret folder consisting of those pics that he named “my lovely future wife 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 “

Another one who has endless scenarios about your married life in his imagination and gets all bubbly giddy about it all da time! 😝

ꕤ วυηցωση:-

Just yang jungwon being yang savage jungwon 😏

Good thing that you asked it as a prank or else the humiliation was sth you’d never recover from lol

The members were in on this prank with you cause they were dying to see leadernim’s reaction!

I mean..he always seemed to be allergic to pda and didn’t even hold your hands infront of them smh 🤨

Hence when you guys were hanging out at the dorm together, you guys start the prank.

“Guys..can someone get us the drinks from the table?” Jake comments, winking at you, indicating the signal to start!

“Ahh don’t worry. My future husband is gonna go get it.” You claim, looking at jungwon

Awkward silence…………………😐

Jungwon didn’t even hear what you said..or atleast acted like he didn’t. He was still busied on his phone and everyone exchanges glances.

“Jungwon?? Please go get the drinks.” Heeseung shrugs by tugging at his shoulder which NOW got his attention. He volunteers and exits the room casually

Plan failed (1)

You sulk hard…..:((( at his ignorance…:(( but everyone tries cheering you up. And niki swears he saw jw flinch and blush but then he played it cool.

But you had to find it out for yourself!☹️😤

So when you see jungwon coming through the door, you yell out-

“Yang jungwon!!! >.< marry me!!!”

And..

Baby cat just takes a solid 180 degree turn and walks out the door again😆

Talk about plan failing (2)

BUT truth is…he couldn’t handle getting his heart pierced twice today😳 bc this time he couldn’t hide his obvious red cheeks lol 👉🏻👈🏻

So he needed to catch some air ahem ahem

When he returns, you see a cutesy dimple smile as he sits beside you and

Puts the metal cap opener inside your ring finger from the bottle and quietly says:

“For now..this works. After a few years…I’ll get you a real ring okay?”

AND WOOOOAAAAAAAHHH🙈😳💞

The whole room starts cheering causing you both to blush hard lmao

But all’s well that ends well, because?? You see the million dollar smile on his face and for the first time today, he expresses his love for you infront of his family!💕

ꕤ ηιкι:-

Niki was lying down beside you half asleep as you scrolled through Instagram on your phone

Seeing some wedding pictures pop up, you suddenly steal a glance of your boyfriend who you’ve been dating for almost 3 years

Now was a appropriate time to ask him to marry you, half of it directed as a plan, half of it a serious comment.

So you move him lightly and call out his name

“Nikinikinikiniki oii!! >~<“

“…what?” He muffles under his breath, turning his half lidded eyes at you, squinting and furrowing his brows, obviously displeased by your interruption

But you go on anyway

“Marry me”

Foolish of you to expect a reply in the first place cause..this brat just rolls over and falls back asleep again.

That’s what you think he does..cause he just used the blanket to cover his face from you

Like how dare you shoot his heart like this unannounced when he just woke up…😳❤️🔫

“DID YOU JUST IGNORE ME?!!😠” you whine, crawling on top of him to crush him w your weight!!

He swallows his laughter before looking at you.

“How can you ask me to marry you so bluntly when *clears throat*..you still sleep with your baby blanket, still play with your teddy bear and cuddle it to sleep, still cry when you’re hungry like a toddler and etc etc.” “aish you’re so hopeless” he makes this “😮‍💨” face at you, charging you for all the things HE DOES TOO🙄 (minus the last part)

Scooting closer to him now, you laugh as you hold him tightly from the back, rubbing your nose with him to tickle him.

“Okay okay. You can replace my teddy bear. So now will you marry me?”

“Hmph. Maybe?” He laughs in an adorable way, but you pout slightly at his maybe remark. 😠😒

When you try to playfully bite him later as a revenge, he’s quick to tackle you in the bed and wow.. it turns into a MASSIVE PILLOWFIGHT! >.<

Just like you expected…

The rest of the night ends with silly little fights and silly little teasing session but also silly little kisses and silly little cuddles. 💓🙊

Even though he doesn’t admit it or talk about it to you but you know what?🥺

He thinks about it ALOT and definitely tells his mom about you and takes you out to meet her. 💕 bc you know you “might” need it later in the future.😉🤫

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🄰/🄽: 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝖼 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗅 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗄𝗂𝗉 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝗁𝖺 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖾𝗌𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗇𝖺𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖻𝖼 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗐 :𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝖺𝗒, 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖾𝗇𝗃𝗈𝗒𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝖼, 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇!<𝟥

𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾! ^~^ 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖽𝖺𝗒 ♡

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[shiro-s2e2-erukinzu]

Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 83... You have been warned...! 👌

[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]

OH MY GOD ENDO...!! HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING IT!?!? 😵 HOW DO YOU KEEP MAKING BANGER AFTER BANGER...!?!? 👏😆

So, to start things off...:

TWILIGHT DID GET SHOT!! 😱

So while he had the chance, Yuri kicked Twilight's gun out of his hands, and now they stand face to face...

While Twilight questions why he hesitated, Yuri (after calling Twilight "creepy" 😖) thinks THIS to himself...:

And with that, the two of them square off in AN AMAZING FIGHT!! 😆

After a few hits, Twilight grabs his belt and knocks Yuri with it (and somehow looking FINE AS HELL dress as Yuri...!! 😳):

But, just like near the end of the "Epic Monster Battle" song from Phineas and Ferb:

"THE OTHER GUY...

...GETS UP AGAIN...!!"

So Twilight and Yuri keep having this back and forth, where Twilight knocks Yuri down, but he keeps getting back up...!! (Just like in the song... 😖) And then, we get one of my favorite parts of this chapter...:

LIKE SISTER, LIKE BROTHER...!! THE BRIAR SIBLINGS ARE JUST A DIFFERENT BREED YO!! 😆

(Also, I loved Twilight's comment about being raised by Yor...!! 🤣)

After a few more hits (and Twilight freaking out about Yuri getting back up so much one last time), Yuri is finally down for the count... And it's time for Twilight to finish the job:

But...:

He couldn't bring himself to do it, and just leaves Yuri in the sewer...

This scene isn't only about Twilight having conflicting feelings, but it also shows one of the ways that Twilight still sees Yor as... An innocent civilian... Which means killing Yuri would take away the only "real" family Yor has left... Especially when Operation Strix is over with... And I believe that Twilight just couldn't bring himself to do that to her...

...

Moving on, we catch back up with Agent Mustache and Nightfall, who decide to change the plan after Wheeler doesn't show at their location...!

Agent Mustache disguises himself as the SSS agent that Twilight (disguised as Wheeler) met up with at the park and as he starts heading out, we finally see where Wheeler's been at this whole time:

Wheeler went to where him and the other SSS agents were gonna meet up (which tells me that Twilight was definitely the Wheeler that talked to Yuri back in Mission 81...! 😁), but no one showed up. Then, Wheeler spots Gascoigne (the guy that Agent Mustache is disguised as) and heads out...!

After that, Agent Mustache tries to lure Wheeler out, but the plan doesn't seem to be working until Nightfall looks over the area and spots someone suspicious in the crowd... It was in fact Wheeler, and now Nightfall is on the hunt...!!

Gosh, I just love seeing Nightfall in action...!! She's just SO BADASS...!! 😆 (When Twilight isn't around of course... 😌) The only thing that takes away from this badass image of Nightfall would be her earrings...

WHY DOES WISE HAVE TO PUT THEIR LOGO ON EVERYTHING, AND WHY DO THESE AGENTS WEAR THEM... EVEN. 👏 IN. 👏DISGUISE...!?!? 👏

That fact will never not be funny to me...!! 🤭

Anyway, Nightfall and the other agents chase after Wheeler and now have him cornered...:

And then, the chapter ends... And what an incredible chapter it was!! 😆 Mission 83 is shaping up to be a new favorite of mine, as well as this arc thus far...!! 👏😆👏😆👏😆

Honestly, I could probably gush about this chapter for longer, but I think I'll stop for now and just patiently wait for Mission 84...! ⏰⌛⌚ So until the next Mission... Take care and be safe out there y'all!! BYE!! 👋😄

[kettlequills]

AITA FOR STOPPING MY VIOLENT EX?

so I recently decided to leave my husband of twenty years and have started a beautiful new relationship with a wonderful and compassionate woman who is, honestly, a bit obsessed with me! 💅😍 <3 Unfortunately, my ex 🙄 is possessing my new girlfriend's body (It's how we met ❤😳👀) and I think he might be really mad with me, because I hacked his head off with a nail file and laughed about it the whole time 😎😋. My husband has killed me three times already 😑😑 SOOO, I removed my ex's limbs so he'll find it harder to murder me in my sleep 😴. But now my girlfriend is really mad!! 😢 She keeps saying she wants to torture and kill me 😯😭 for dismembering her. Again, my ex was in there!! And I was saving BOTH our lives because my ex was asking me to kill HER!! (Killing together was sort of our thing 🤐😖😬😬). I even sedated her so she wouldn't feel a thing. AND my girlfriend called me CRAZY and a HOMICIDAL MANIAC in front of a whole courtroom, even?? 😯😱 I don't get why she's so mad?? 😭 I cooked all her meals and got her the prettiest clothes and treated her like a princess 👸 for a whole year 😔😔 and now she's even saying she hated watching my favourite movie with me 😕. She's saying I kept her prisoner, but I gave her everything she needed so she never had to leave!!

I just don't know what to do!! I really love her but it feels like she just doesn't respect any of the sacrifices I'm making for our relationship 😢😢 and she keeps saying I'm TA.

[hunterbunter3000]

Lately I have been thinking of like Sweet Yamz playing and the boys are staring at sweets in awe in the background lol.

OH NO NOT🍠🍠 SWEET YAMZ 😭😭😭😭

That's a getting pregnant song babes, you playin with fire 😱😱😈

Omg Sweetheart actually making yams as her guilty pleasure snack and then this song comes on from her phone and the speaker is BOOMIN

Sweetheart: HAH! oh wow, what a coincidence! This is my jam tho

Then she just starts whining down and snapping her fingers in the air. I mean dayum, she can really move her body like a snake.. (MOVE LIKE A SNAKE MO-MOVE LIKE A SNAKE) (sorry 🧍‍♀️)

Her hips are just swaying side to side while she belts out the words aggressively

Sweetheart: CAN I GET TO THE YAMZ- SWEET YAAAHHMMMZZZ SHOW ME THE WAAYYY CAUSE I GOT FFFFUCKIN BILLS TO PAAAYYEEEEE

And sometimes patting her ass to the beat and when the word Yamz comes on she whines her hips down with her hands still on her ass (she's so in her own world omg)

As she belts out the last of the words, she turns around and sees everyone standing there like 😳🧍‍♂️😃🤳

SHE SCREAMS SO HIGH AND JUMPS BACK INTO THE FRIDGE AND FALLS ON THE FLOOR (IM CRYING)

Soap, Gaz, Alex and Horangi BURST out laughing and the others are so concerned and worried she got hurt

König: Süße Torte, a-are you alright?

Sweetheart: HOW LONG

König: huh

Sweetheart, still on the floor: HOW LONG WERE YOU ALL THERE FOR

Ghost, tense as shit: The whole time.

Sweetheart: WHAT

Gaz, still laughing: I GOT THAT ALL ON VIDEO

Horangi: SEND IT TO ME

Sweetheart: DONT YOU DARE

Gaz: I SENT IT TO EVERYONE

Sweetheart, chasing after Gaz: GARRIICCKKKK DELETE THAT SHIT N O W

Gaz, still laughing as he running away: NEVAAAHHHHH

(They all watched the video on their phones when it was night time. All of them watched it for different reasons EHSHEHSH 🤭🤭)

[gulnarsultan]

🤭🤣🤣😂

I imagined that if the Mad King was afraid of Modern Reader, who was just nearby. Imagine Aerys’s face to see Modern Reader who was giving him a smile 😊 and scissors ✂️ in her hands. Oh, The whole Red Keep would hear Aerys’s high-pitched screams.

Modern Reader just wanted to take care of the King, especially his look. Because when you look at the Mad King, he looks horrible and smells badly. So Modern Reader took the Mad King and starts bathing him. Aerys is like a cat that hates baths, and he would scream, screech and hiss. “Stay still or I will cut your hair and you’ll be bald”- says Modern Reader with a cute smile on her face and a threat in her voice. So Aerys II stays quiet.

When a feast is prepared, everyone in there, enjoying their time: Baratheons, Starks, Lannisters and other houses, Queen Rhaella and Rhaegar. Then the Mad King came to the feast, and everyone looks shocked. Aerys II with short hair, no long beard, no long nails and he even smells wonderful. Aerys wears good clothes and a crown on his head. Aerys II looks like a King, a true King of Seven kingdoms, he looks younger and more handsome than before. The only thing that didn’t change was his madness. Then Modern Reader stands right behind him, smirking “See, now you look pretty.”😏

Queen Rhaella is blushing because of Aerys’s look😳, Rhaegar thinks “So that’s how my father looks like.”😳 Even Tywin think that Aerys looks good. 😳😤 Meanwhile Aerys II enjoys the attention and Modern Reader is proud of her work.

So, what do you think about it? I’d like to hear your thoughts. I can’t help but laugh, when Modern Reader bathes Aerys II and he’s screaming 😱 and tries to get out, like a cat that tries to leave. The imagination looks really really funny to me 😆

I have a feeling the reader will do that. Rhaella is embarrassed to see her husband. Aerys looks handsome as in his youth. Maybe the reader will find a solution to Aerys' madness. Aerys literally makes the weird sounds that cats make. The reader spends hours. Aerys washes, cuts her hair and nails. She does not neglect to shave Aerys face.

[emmanuellececchi]

Pasting here my take on the end : Arwen and Aragorn

(because comments were not available...) First of all thanks for this one OP, I loved it! (A strange thing happened... I wanted to link to the original post and couldn't because "Fantom blog" 😳😱😶)

*roll sleeve* bitching time (it's going to be a long one, brace yourself)

This is one of the aspect of the book that I NEVER understood or accepted. And bits of it had confused me. You are absolutely welcome to answer, add details, not agree and explain, argue. But with respect and kindly, please, that's all I am asking. (putting behind a cut)

Let's begin with Arwen:

For what I understood she choose the fate reserved to human. Which, to me, even after reading Luthien and Beren, means she is mortal. So... she is not stuck to roam endlessly in an abandonned Lorien. She will die of old age.

If this is the case: Why don't you stay with your children and grandchildren? Taking care of them, being like all grandparents and taking a bit of the weight of the kids while they do and have "gondorian" fun or spend some time in Rohan with their cousins or in The Shire? Why don't you go and visit all those people? Why don't you discover this world?

If this is not the case and Arwen is just stuck, an immortal elf in the mortal world: Why Lorien if everyone has left? Why not go with Thranduil (@sotwk : how long did he stay? I'm sorry I don't remember). Why not Ithilien? The Shire? One again, if you're immortal go and visit! and why not stay a bit and enjoy those kids and grandkids? I can udnerstand it might get weird being immortal and seeing your kids and grandkids becoming older but... You could at least have stayed a bit. Or become an archivist?A librarian? Go to Dol Amroth?

I mean, there are sooooooo many possibilities for this lady to finish/not finish her life rather than roaming endlessy in an empty Lorien, like WTF?

Aragorn:

First, yes, I love Aragorn (like really). But... Why did he do this? Oh yeah. Don't want to stay and be overbearing over your kid, uh? Ah yeah, because you don't want to become an old man, shaked by old age, and everyone seeing you becoming frail? Sorry but isn't that your (sorry for the word) F*****ng ego speaking?

I mean, it's the fate of all men to age and die. But you, you have this choice and then, you abandon everyone, including your wife, just because you don't want to show what old age could do to you?

Okay, Arwen knew what she had signed for... Although she said it, she understood at this moment what was the real meaning.

But one : Aragorn, why didn't you discuss this with your lady wife? Like "hey sweetheart? how do you feel if I would stay a few years more? Maybe I'm going to become frail and a bit shaky and maybe forgot people but... What d'ya think? Getting old together?" She could have decided herself, it would have been her choice. Not the first time she would make a hard choice (just so you remember).

Two: speak to your kids "Hey, by the way, mind if I stay a while?" Maybe they would have say no, or yes. But even if it has been a no... There a whole world to explore with your lady! Why not go to the Shire and have a few last years with them? Or Rohan and end under a barrow like the Rohan kings (hey, wouldn't be something rather than asking if they want Theoden to stay in Gondor ? - This one's for you @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras)?

Rambling's almost finished. Essentially, there could have been a different ending for those two, if Aragorn has discussed it and not choose all alone what was best for everyone. And if Arwen had realized she was free to do whatever she wanted. I suppose I felt a bit insulted that, because Aragorn was dead, her own life must end. And maybe her love for him was that strong, maybe she was just so heartbroken that she couldn't stand being without him. But then, why didn't Aragorn stayed?

So, here it is, my rambling/ranting for Saturday morning. Once again, feel free to argue, discuss, exchange, bring more info, etc...

[bearseulgs]

enhypen's reaction to their s/o dressing nicely for an important meeting

gn!reader x ot7

genre: fluff

wc: 1070

warnings: none that i've found !

requested!! tysm

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Heeseung ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

you hadn't informed him of tonight's big meeting at the company that you're interning for 😭

it was a staff only event meant to discuss the details on their new marketing project

so you hadn't deemed it important for him to know

so you can imagine his surprise when you walk out in a new outfit looking expensive af (slay)

"hey honey... do we have a date tonight? did i forget?" he asked, already pulling out his phone to check his calendar

you had to assure him that there was no date and he hadn't forgotten before explaining that you had a meeting to attend

when he calmed down, he didn't say much but his mind was running a mile a minute

a bit jealous that your coworkers get to see you like that but he doesn't 💔

gives u many many kisses before you leave mwah

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jay ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

your # 1 hype man fr

you told him that your workplace had an opening event tomorrow and that you had a company-wide meeting today to discuss any last many details and go over the plan once more

but OH NO 😱 you didn't know what to wear DUN DUN DUN

lucky for you you have the handsomest most fashionable bf in the whole wide world to help you teehee

so OFC Jay over here raids both your and his closets looking for the perf fit for you bc his angel has to look the prettiest it's just a last minute brief chill

once y'all finally pick out smth for you to wear, you go change and come out and WOAH he must've seen a real angel this time bc you look amazing

he thinks he fell in love all over again 🥹

sends you off to your meeting with the proudest smile on his face bc that's his s/o

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jake ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

knew about the meeting

you practically had to rely on him to be your calendar bc even when you write things down you forget them 💔 (me too babe dw)

so he understood that you were presenting your new product plan to your boss today

he just didn't understand why you had to do it wearing his favourite outfit of yours 🤨

like excuse you how dare you look so good and walk out that door AWAY FROM HIM

doesn't say anything tho bc you're his pretty lil darling and he loves you ☺️

buys you new accessories while you're at your meeting as a treat for himself 😭

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Sunghoon ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

you actually work at Music Bank woot woot!!

you had recently been promoted to creative directer and you were presenting your first ever ideas for possible sets for upcoming performances (hang with me here idk how mubank staffs work)

and the MCs had to attend bc idk their companies like to see them suffer ig

but they weren't suffering bc you're besties w Wonie and ofc you have your lovely bf Hoon 💞💞💞

Sunghoon didn't actually know that you were giving the presentation so when he walked in on you and Wonyoung chatting he stopped dead in his tracks bc holy cow they're good looking 😳

could not get over the fact that he's dating you

eventually got cocky and started bragging about it to everyone who would listen (read: you and Wonyoung) that he has the prettiest s/o ever aw

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Sunoo ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

you were the CEO's assistant so you had to go with her to all of her important meetings

this time y'all were meeting with a partnering company to discuss product promotions

and you wanted to look your absolute best to give your company a good image!! especially since your boss won't be there today due to her kid having the flu so you had to take over for her ᕙ(  •̀ - •́  )ᕗ

you woke up, made breakfast, showered, got dressed, and when you came out all ready Sunoo was sitting down eating brekky

he looked up when you entered and he gasped so big that you were worried he'd choke 😭

nonstop praises from your bf, he had to make sure that you knew your worth

needless to say, you left with a huge smile on your face and feeling more confident than earlier

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jungwon ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

your job was mostly work from home so you didn't typically dress up much

but the CEO of your location called for a big meeting that everyone needed to attend (i hope y'all know what i mean by your location, like the building you would work at if you weren't working from home)

so you got to dress fancy woo!! :D we love dress up

it was a kind of last minute message though, only 2 days advance, so you didn't really have time to go shopping and had to work with what you had

but that's okay bc you're cute af 😘

on the day of, you spent the morning getting some work done and preparing for this afternoon's meeting

on your way out the door, you passed your boyfriend in the living room and told him you were headed out

"okay- dang"

"what?" you asked, cocking your head, but he said nothing, just looking away to hide his flustered expression

you shrugged and didn't think much of it, heading to your meeting, but you stayed in his thoughts all afternoon

when you got home that evening he made sure to give you all the compliments 🥰

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Ni-ki ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

you have your first ever job interview omg!!!

you spent like two weeks planning your outfit and scripting responses to possible questions lol

but finally the day has come and you were ready to ace this interview!!

you had on a cute set of clothes that you had bought when you and Riki went to the mall w some friends and did your makeup nice and neat and innocent and professional

but you were still nervous ㅠㅠ

so you fted Riki like 5 minutes before you had to leave so much for great planning asking what he thought of your outfit and boy was STUNNED

like,,, speechless

eventually you got worried bc what if he doesn't like your outfit but he doesn't want to hurt your feeling and that's why he isn't saying anything 😣

but that was far from the case

he broke out of his spell after a minute and started praising you nonstop

before you hung up he wished you luck on your interview and kissed the screen 🥰

a/n: omg this was so fun to write bc it's like an idea always in my head, anyways stay stunning babes!! ALSO SORRY THIS SUCKS ㅠㅠ

©️ bearseulgs 2022

[artlesscomedic]

HEY JONSEY??? WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY ""REAL VYNCENT???""

omg you haven't heard the rumors yet?! 🤭

ok you didn't hear this from me 👀 but everyone knows doppelgangers have to kill people in order to take over their lives, right? this girl in my arcane ethics class, Renee, says they have to eat part of the body or like maybe the whole thing, but she kind of exaggerates a lot yknow? 🙄

anyway so the big secret, or unspoken truth anyway- I mean everyone's pretty sure it's true but nobody actually talks about it-- is that Vyncent Sol was an always a student here, he's not new like he says he is. except that at the time he went by Virion, because sometimes doppels just like, switch up names idk why don't ask

SO the yearbook that Virion was in is missing from the school library 👀 but Kelly Sykes from my algebra class told me that if you go to the band room and look through the pictures from their jazz bands over the years, on one of the older ones you'll see one of the brass players in the background has purple hair just like Vyncent's 😱 HELLO?!?!?!

now if you ask Daniel H. the details, he'll tell you some doppel called Vyncent came along and ate Virion and made him cooler and like stole his old looks and life and stuff, but kept his name the same because Virion was such a loser and nobody noticed he disappeared so it doesn't matter

but also everyone knows that Daniel H. is a crazy conspiracy guy and can't really be trusted 🙄😤 and like why would he keep the name right??

Daniel F. says Vyncent was a transfer student and Virion is the one that ate him and took over his life, and like became a totally different person, because the person he used to be was so lame

Like I said, it's basically a known thing but like not a thing that anyone really talks about, it's just that whoever is walking around rn with Vyncent Sol's name and face actually killed someone and isn't really who he says he is. 🔪🔪🔪😱😱😱

Gracie SWEARS she asked him point blank one day and he totally threatened her it's crazy 🤭 but between you n me I think she was embarrassed about being rejected to the dance 💔 but also like girl please you look desperate he's not even cute okay, he's just tall. get over him already 😳🙄

[nattinatalia]

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yourusername Wait, I want to know

neelamthadhani He was just mad you had him blocked and why you didn’t have your phone on, since you two talk every morning.

yourusername 🙈 😂 Aww my bubs, I’m sorry

jackharlow I’ll forgive you I guess since this was a nice surprise 💜

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jackharlow Wifey surprised me, she got here while I was getting ready for rehearsals 💜

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allabouttheharlows 😂😂 that explains the blocking then.

jackharlow 🙄

ynupdates I want to know if people spoiled it for you and send you screen shot of her story that she had posted saying she was on her way to you

jackharlow No, y’all are too good at keeping secrets from me. Never again, I need to know where wifey is at all times 😫🥺

yourusername You’re so dramatic 😂 but I love you.

jackharlow Yea yea, I love you too mamas

claybornharlow Y’all don’t understand how happy I am that she’s here 🥳

druski2funnny I’m fucking happy I’m nowhere near you two right now. Good luck to everyone with these two

yourusername 😱 You’re so mean…. We’re not even getting into anything…. Yet!!!!!!

2forwoyne 😔 I’m not ready for their craziness

neelamthadhani Wait we didn’t think this through, soo who’s watching who first???

claybornharlow 🙄 Y’all making it seem like we’re bad or something. We just like to have fun.

urbanwyatt Last time you two partied together, y/n was going to fight someone and you were in handcuffs. Jack had to sign autographs and record videos for these people so y’all wouldn’t get thrown behind a police car. So tell me how that isn’t bad???

yourusername In my defense, some girl was making little bro uncomfortable, I stepped in. Not our fault girl had a whole man and he was getting loud with everyone, if you ask me, the guy should’ve been the one with cuffs not Clay.

jackharlow They be stressing me out man!!!

claybornharlow Well ever since y/n became a mom she’s been holding back on partying 🤷🏻

urbanwyatt 😳

yourusername I’m a mother 🙈 I can’t be getting crazy. But I won’t say no to drinking and having fun tonight after the show 😉

claybornharlow I’m gonna hold you onto that. I need my partner in crime back asap.

jackharlow Oh boy….

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yourusername Con mi esposo 🥺😍🫶🏻

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yourbestiename Wait how long are you with him for? Are you not coming to the Latin AMAs?

yourusername I’m only here for 2 nights, I’ll be there for the awards bebecita 🫶🏻 see you soon.

jackharlow So happy you’re here. Just two more weeks until I get to have you AND the kids join us on tour for a whole month.

yourusername 🥺🫶🏻 The babies are excited, mostly Mia 😂💜

urbanwyatt 📸 Me 🙄

jackharlow 😂

yourusername At this point why tag you if it’s always you taking our pictures 💀😂💜

urbanwyatt Still, give me credit anyway 😂

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[kmp78]

« If you know you know. 😭😭😭 »

I don t know 🤷‍♀️. 🤔

*Sophia Petrillo voice*

Picture it: December 2015. A week or so before Christmas.

We are Vyrting with Lord Leto and the topic of Christmas plans comes up:

And we foolishly, naively, actually believe him until a day before Christmas when that lying sack of manure turns up in...

...Vail, Colorado. 🤨🏂🏼🌨

Meanwhile on the East Coast Miss Kauffer also boards a plane for her Christmas vacay...

...and I shit you not: sparks up a panic like you wouldn't believe because HELLS BELLS IS SHE HEADING TO COLORADO TOO?! 😱😳😵

We spent hours (HOURS!!!!!) decoding that pic and looking up plane interior decors and Air France flight routes (because of course we narrowed it down to Air France due to that red headrest 😂) and came to the conclusion that since Air France doesn't have flights from NYC to Colorado, that means she's not heading down there to sip cocoa and warm up his frozen peen by the fireplace phew! 😮‍💨

And sooooooo Christmas Eve and Christmas Day come and go and we all enjoy a nice and quiet and calm break until the 26th comes along and we get news that Birthday Boy is on the move...

...and then this little minx decides it's time to set the whole fucking world on fire and ruin everyone's good time and Christmas cheer by revealing that she has, in fact, been playing "hide the Christmas sausage" in Vail after all. 🙌🔥💀

That's a (very blurry but of course simply HAD TO be posted 😏) gingerbread house with a marquee that says:

"TAVERN ON THE SQUARE"

Which, yes you guessed it, is a famous restaurant in...

Vail, Colorado. 🫠

You probably won't be surprised if I say the blog pretty much exploded after that and I'm still exhausted from thinking about it... 😂😩

VK really knew how to fuck a fandom up. 😏

And on his birthday too... 😂😭

And of course she deleted that pic pretty much immediately after we had cracked the code. 😏

Like a good trolly troll should and would. 🙌

[identitheoret]

My Thoughts on the Story/Lore of “Ashes of Memory: Part 1”

(I might make this into a video if I have time btw)

Hey guys, IdentiTheoret here! :)

I’m not really sure what else I need to say here before I just jump right into my thoughts on Ashes of Memory. I think this Tumblr thing will actually work super well with what I’m aiming for here, but I’m still kinda new to it, so if you guys have any tips for me there I’d love to hear them. And my DM’s are also completely open, so you guys can ask me directly about literally anything you like or need help figuring out, lore related or whatever else you wanna talk about or say to me.

Anyways I guess I’ll just get right on into my thoughts now.

First of all, I had like no idea they were going this hog wild with changing up everything in terms of how the system works. I wasn’t keeping up a whole lot with the update prior outside of the one major teaser, so when I hopped on after maintenance and saw everything they changed I was kinda stunned.

I won’t be going with any particular order of events, rather I’ll try to go through each particular topic with all the details in mind from the beginning to end of Chapter 1.

Alice DeRoss (Reporter)

When I first saw her in the teaser I was like “Eh, not sure how to feel about her, it’s a little jarring seeing her like this.” And I didn’t even look back over it again to analyze because of the stuff I mentioned in my update video that was draining my energy. Although even then, I thought the idea of following adult Alice was absolutely dope.

But then I played the new story and got an actual good look and feel for this version of Alice and—OH MY GOD SHE IS SO FREAKING PRETTY LIKE AAAAAAH I CAN’T 😳🫠

Seriously they did such a good job with these new designs. And they kinda had to because they were gonna have far more normal designs outside of just Orpheus. I’m not going to go into any detail about my opinions there though, I’ll save that for a separate post soon after this one. I’m just looking at the story and lore right now.

So when it comes to everything leading up to her visiting the manor, they don’t really show off anything too odd. After her separation from Orpheus when they were kids, Alice suffered great social trauma/isolation, which we knew a bit about already with certain letters. But what we didn’t get to see was what happened after she left the orphanage. I was assuming maybe her trauma was going to mess her up in the long term, and if it didn’t I assumed she was going to lose her memories entirely or something because it seemed like things were just that intense during her time in the orphanage. But no, she has a fairly decent memory of her past by the looks of it. However, just like Orpheus in Time of Reunion, we are told she has little memory of the actual events of the manor tragedy, and in general some of her memories are a bit hazy. Not to mention the fact that she doesn’t find anything to be odd about Orpheus when she meets him in the manor.

Yeah, she hadn’t seen him since they were super young, but as we’ve seen before, the nickname of “Orpheus,” was a major detail of the two’s past friendship, because it represented their bonding experiences of making up stories and playing characters. The Orpheus nickname catching on and eventually being the name young Alice used for him exclusively was meant to show how close they were. But by the looks of it, she doesn’t remember the nickname at all.

And sure, it doesn’t mean she should immediately be like “ 😱 Oh mah gah that’s the same name it must be him ☝️🤓 .” However, this detail doesn’t even strike her as odd in any way. This could just be nothing, and she just decided to pay no mind to it, but when it comes to Identity V writing, these things are usually pointed out afterwards at the very least with a little “Huh, [Insert Minor Detail] is pretty odd” sorta thing. It happens a lot.

Outside of that, there’s not a whole lot she’s gotten involved in yet. I mean, it is only Chapter 1, so it makes sense. BUT, I do still have one thing to mention about her.

After you complete Chapter 1, you’re given the S-Tier Costume “Moment of Leisure.” And well, I mean, just look at it.

(Yes I am aware of the fact that one is a dress and the other is sleepwear but like, c’mon)

It’s possible that both the adult and child characters we always see together are probably BOTH meant to be Alice. There was really no reason for them to include this costume otherwise. Although, we do see in both the cinematics and in summaries by Orpheus that the older woman was a mother to the girl, and that she died a “horrific death.” Of course, the mother thing would make sense to conclude from Orpheus’s perspective so we can pretty much ignore that, but what about the death and it’s importance to the “Little Girl” after that? How would that fit into any of this?

Well, I have somewhat of an idea to propose for that, and for quick context I need to bring up two simple details: First, the character lineup was likely intentionally different from what we were expecting with Melly/Norton to draw attention to how the timeline’s gonna work out, since we know the Melly/Norton/Orpheus game was the last one Orpheus participated in before the amnesia and all that. And second, most of Alice’s personality and character in general is centered around her persistence and vigilance, literally stating word by word that in the face of her past traumas and mysteries, she needed to “Face it, and it’ll all be over.” This wording about it being “over” also specifically draws attention to the idea of moving on after facing the issue instead of just facing it persistently and learning to live with it or something like that.

So, with that all in mind, this is my early theory for how I think this is all gonna go. Either:

Alice will find the answers she needs to understand the missing bits of her past so she can come to terms with it, and she moves on while Orpheus stays in his ways. And maybe after Alice finds out who Orpheus really is, and she realizes he is actively choosing not to face his own traumas and is beyond persuasion, she escapes the manor and leaves him behind because she simply has to move on. The depictions, both written and seen, of her “horrible death” would be based in Orpheus’s (subjective, rather than objective) view of her facing her issues head on and suffering through the worst of it before she finally is able to overcome her sorrow. To her, she would be getting through the worst of it to finally rid herself of the prolonged pain she’s felt for so long. But to Orpheus, that short phase of pain needed to overcome his trauma seemed far too horrible of a thing to be worth suffering through. Thematically speaking, this would definitely make sense (and because the depictions of the “mother” and girl are clearly not literal or direct about their meaning at face value). All the depictions of young Alice trying to guide Orpheus are things he put into his own head from a deep regret for not listening to her and a desire to have her take the lead for him once more because he doesn’t feel like he can rely on himself to change. But these feelings are still hidden under his repetitive denial, and that’s why it’s something he doesn’t know he’s aware of yet.

Alice dies during the game, either because she wants to try and save Orpheus from himself and fails, and/or because Orpheus starts to believe he can do it but hesitates and gets her killed in the process. This would make sense because most of the themes in Orpheus’s story center around his inability to stay firm in what he needs to do with his trauma, and to not look back with doubt based on what he’s done before. And this would also tie perfectly to the Orpheus myth of him turning to Eurydice with doubt and dooming her to the Underworld, leading him to a life of sorrow and regret in the land of the living. Since this is, well, Identity V, I am pretty certain that this aspect of the myth is intentionally tied into Orpheus’s theme of traumatic repetition and him constantly choosing not to look forwards. This persists in most of the elements of his story, especially with the major details such as the “Don’t Look Back” line that comes up a whole lot when you think about it. So assuming that to be the case, and also assuming that Alice dies, we can conclude that she becomes a spirit in the form of her past younger self as she embodies that wholly innocent part of her life, and maybe just to make herself easier to recognize to Orpheus I guess…? The reason why she’d stay in the form of a child is harder to explain here than it is in the other point. It’d make sense why the child version would be there when accompanied by the older version because it was so long after Orpheus saw Alice that he separates his view of her into his memories of what he thought she was like and what she is now in front of him. That also explains why he tries to see her in the exact same dress as the younger version of her, because at the core the two versions are still the same person.

Those are just my initial thoughts at the moment. I may build onto these conclusions more later on after giving it more thought or when we see more of the next chapter. I guess I’ll leave my thoughts there for now though and move on.

“Orpheus” DeRoss (Novelist)

Well, there’s not much to say for him really. Same’s gonna go for the other two as well for the most part because of how early we are into this, but I do want to point out the way he interacts with everyone. It sometimes may give off a vibe like he knows way more than he lets on, but I don’t think that’s the case. I think the depiction here is still accurate/still will be accurate going forward with the explanation given in Time of Reunion about him having his memory wiped over and over. I don’t think he is actually aware of anything behind the manor in this state. The way he pushes certain details and questions towards others, like the point about betrayal directed at Melly about her insects, and the other point about Mary’s French heritage with Fredrick, seem to just be derived from his intrigue for drama stemming from his interest in writing. He likes a good mystery and finding little things out. We even see him do this with Alice herself in the cutscene after Chapter 1, where he asks her to play the piano for him in exchange for some information on his new book. Besides that, not much needs to be said here.

Fredrick Kreiburg (Composer)

Okay, imma just be real here, I am COMPLETELY lost when it comes to this guy. I was really confused when it was revealed that he was going to be one of the four main characters of this thing, because the guys literally just came out not that long before and we didn’t even get like any buildup for him in the lore before his release. And when it comes to his connections to the racecourse with Mary, like yeah I’m completely clueless. But that actually has nothing to do with the Mary thing though, because I was well aware from the start that there was the theory that Mary wasn’t the actual Mary Antoinette but rather a noblewoman of some sort (based on bday letters if you’re confused). And I knew it was probably true, and was most likely gonna be important later on, but I still was just like “Nah I don’t care right now I’ll just wait on that one.” And now it’s already introduced but I’m still confused about like, why?

I will say one thing though, all the details surrounding that weird Mary subplot, such as the “was it a suicide or a murder?” mystery that’s almost treated like a legend, and the way the death is presented generally, and how the backlash against the racecourse afterwards is completely directed towards one man in particular, and how everyone just kinda goes like “🤷‍��️🤷‍♂️ Uh idek why she did that 🤷🤷‍♂️,” it all gives off MAJOR Atropos Ropes vibes and it’s definitely intentional. Not sure how to feel about that just yet, but that’s mostly because of my big lack of understanding about anything Mary/Kreiburg related.

Not only that, but look at the way they describe the legend of the past owners of the manor and the mysterious death of the male owner’s female lover before the closure of the course and selling of their manor before some seemingly random dude who is clearly a descendant (Fredrick) suddenly shows up upon invitation from the new owners, and he is is heavily associated with a certain art expression and deals with social pressures.

Like, dude. That’s literally the plot of Lone Moon from T&I. The husband is the Knight, Mary is the princess, and Fredrick is Narcissus.

(+ We have already gotten thematic connections between Lone Moon and Atropos Ropes in terms of the themes of repetition and supposed fate, but we also have literal connections through the Amethyst Duchess, linking Narcissus to Bella (aka, you know, Mary)).

And also, I think the way they use the racecourse specifically of all things leads me to believe that there must be a connection to COA 4. And no, it has nothing to do with the horse imagery in that story, because that was directly linked to Cavalier and his Don Quixote inspirations (but if you wanna get refreshed on that go watch my COA Lore vid). The reason why they did horses here and not cars is simply because, well, rich people shit.

The thing that really makes me certain about this, outside of the obvious specificity, is once again that reoccurring theme of repetition and mistakes from those who came before. It’s present in Atropos Ropes, it’s present in Lone Moon, and it’s definitely present in COA 4, because that story is entirely based around that concept. And all of these have strong connections to either the manor’s history or the DeRoss family, which I highly doubt is a coincidence based on the theories about the DeRosses I’ve been making for the past while.

Melly Plinius (Entomologist)

Not much to say about her either. She’s got that same weird personality that we’d expect from her, and talks about the betrayal thing in a very weird way with connecting it to bugs. But the most important thing I can really point out so far about her is how she has little to no importance of any kind to the events going on regarding the manor and the Kreiburg racetrack. I think this has something to do with what the devs want us to notice about how this timeline works, since Norton hasn’t appeared yet. So I’m guessing Fredrick either dies or just leaves and is replaced by Norton sometime in the story. Knowing how weird some of the other diary stories were written, I’m sure Fredrick just gets like a little bit deep into how he may be involved with the racetrack and the Baron as a result of that, gets uncomfortable and goes like “Nah no thanks” and just kinda bails. I’m not even kidding, I could see that happening tbh.

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Well, anyways, that’s all I have to say for now. Like I said before, I’m already planning another post sometime soon, and I’m also thinking about making this post into an actual video as well, but I’m not sure which will come first. Thanks for reading, I’ll see you guys again soon💖💖💖

[crazyunsexycool]

Hi Val!

I have a question. With Mama Barnes and Bucky about to be married, and with Charlotte’s eagerness to get a sissy, at what age, or if ever, will Henry and Charlotte become aware that the reader is not their biological mother? Will this impact them, knowing that their siblings not only are reader’s actual children but that they were born as a result of their parents’ love and were not experiments (unlike them)?

Uuhh what an amazing question!

So Henry is already aware that Mama Barnes isn’t his biological mom. It doesn’t bother him though because she takes care of him and loves him. It’s not until Mama Barnes has the first biological baby that Henry is going to get jealous. He’ll think that now because there is this other baby he’s going to get replaced. Considering his early childhood though it’s a valid feeling for him. I think in the first few weeks of their sibling being born he’ll be cautious. Henry will see how Mama Barnes and Bucky both give the baby so much attention he’ll be unsure of his place. Really mama Barnes and Bucky have never handled a newborn so they’re just freaking out! When they settle into their routine though and things go back to a new normal. Mama Barnes will sit down with him and calm all his worries and tell him that even though he wasn’t in her belly he’s still her first child and she loves him. Bucky will also have his own conversation with him and remind him how much he’s loved.

Charlotte is a whole different story. Her memory of the beginning of her life is much different. Yes she hates the medbay and the doctors because she remembers being surrounded by them but she spent most of her life in cryo so most of her memories really start at age 3 when she was with Mama Barnes and Bucky. She’s also so innocent that she thinks the way she gets siblings is by her parents going out on missions (that’s how she got Henry). Once she sees Mama Barnes with a belly and she feels the baby move and kick (which she’ll be obsessed with by the way and when she learns the baby can hear her… forget about it) Charlotte will start asking questions like was she in mama’s belly. But it won’t be until she’s older, somewhere around 11 or 12, that she’ll start to look at her siblings and notice the differences in their appearance. She’ll be slightly insecure about if her parents love her as much as they love their biological kids. Those insecurities will get shut down quickly though.

Lottie and Henry will be a little jealous that their siblings didn’t have to go through what they did at the beginning of their lives but overall they know it wasn’t their faults (siblings or themselves). And with how much the younger kiddos love them they know they weren’t just place holders for any “bio kid”.

Also mama Barnes finding out they had these feelings of insecurities that maybe they aren’t wanted or don’t belong will hit her hard. It’s definitely something she’s gone through and she’ll do everything in her power to let them know how much she loves them and that her not having given birth to them changes nothing for her.

On top of that just imagine having to have the talk with Charlotte about the birds and the bees. When reader’s belly is showing and Lottie is feeling the baby move for the first time and she just goes:

“Mama eat the baby?”

And Mama barnes is just like 😳😱🫣 “what?”

“Baby in mama’s belly. Mama eat the baby’s?”

“That’s not how babies end up in a woman’s belly Charlotte.”

“Oh kay. Why is baby in belly? daddy help?”

Meanwhile Steve is sitting there trying not to laugh at mama Barnes face.