#i was trying to get it to pop up in the tags and it wouldnt

[etoilesbienne]

out of curiosity, what are the common qEtoiles mischaracterizations, and the accurate characterizations you wished people used more? Sincerely, an English speaking fan who is re-learning French!

honestly i kind of consider it a mischaracterization when people like... make etoiles into this team leader who always knows what to do and move things forward. or like that he has a bad attitude to like... match his fighting skills. or like the dark knight brooding warrior. he says he is these things. these are lies. he lies about himself constantly. i wouldnt trust a good 2/3 of the things he says about himself to be true. you read him clearer through his actions than his statements.

in my opinion etoiles is more like. sturdy second in command. he's not there to lead, he's there to fill in the holes where they pop up. he's there as cover. he's quick witted in shortchange scenarios, but that is so not the same thing as a genuine strategist. in another expression, if someone is a leader, the leader is a doctor, etoiles's role is more like... the EMS team in an ambulance. He's not there to fix your problem, he's there to keep your problem covered until you can get someone else to fully fix it. but that doesn't mean his role is any less important when he's needed.

Etoiles is also, like, so very much a team player if he respects and trusts a person. And it is so easy to have his respect and trust. His trust starts at 100% for everyone. he's also so very very very good at reading people (gesture to the bbh clip where bbh moves his mouse slightly downward and etoiles calls him out on being depressed). He read Mousey as enjoying dungeons and pvp way more and wanting to hang out with her. He's also one of the only people who like continuously runs in the girlies group and makes all of them pvp with him and they all love it so he keeps coming back to pvp with them. Thats how he started his whole thing with Tina and pvping with her constantly. Reading other people also, he loves finding other pvpers so he attacks roier constantly now bc he knows roier can pvp.

What else OH Etoiles loves whining (and this is because Rayou loves whining) that dude will just complain constantly. You haven't seen an etoiles stream if youve never seen him whine. Can't say I'm not kind of endeared by it. With this too he loves over explaining things (RIP armor powerpoint wish you couldve been given...) because he wants to help everyone....

OH and he's very over exaggerated too in replying to people in a complaining way and a self deprecating way and also likes to try to push the envelope with people and he does all of that to try and get a laugh out of others. like he's well aware people find him going "Oh so you don't give a shit about me and want me to die ? you want etoiles to die ?" fucking hilarious and also loves complaining in the first place thats why he does that. if your etoiles isn't complaining and whining then it isn't etoiles. the self deprecating thing is... its interesting bc he does have full faith in his abilities but will never say it out loud unless its trying to reassure someone who is worried. pushing the envelope is so specific he won't do it too much and its like........... from what ive seen (correct me if im wrong) heavily directed at non francophones where if they laugh at something wack he's done he'll try to do it again to make them laugh more. shoutout to the time he made bbh laugh so much when he cursed he didn't get languaged by bbh so he kept cursing to try to make bbh do it again. the dudes a total people pleaser.

smaller thing ive talked about extensively already (u can prob find it in my q!etoiles tag if i remember i'll edit a link to the posts in here soon lol) etoiles hates losing he looooooves winning he's very intense about it lol. its cute!

on a final note even if you don't become deeply unwell about etoiles like i am i think this highlight clip video has like everything he's like condensed into like 11 minutes. You should watch it. It's a good starting point.

[writingpuddle]

just had to say, i loved your tags on that post about the upperclassmen and how they treat kevin/andrew/neil. fandom tends to work on this "they're all assholes" beliefs, and it's not necessarily untrue. but i think people tend to forget just how unlikeable kevin and andrew are from the upperclassmens perspective. i think people also forget the upperclassmen didn't just blindly love neil. for all his faults, like you said, he was pretty chill. he was much easier to get along with and it helped massively that unlike kevin/andrew he actually wanted to make a connection with the upperclassmen.

im glad my tags resonated with you! i have this half-cooked thesis that maybe one day i'll get around to fleshing out about the difference between individual responsibility and collective responsibility that i always think about when i see this conversation pop up--something about how yes, we as a society have a responsibility to people who have been harmed to try and help them recover, but that responsibility doesnt actually apply to every individual person. in this case, the idea that wymack founded the foxes (an institution) in order to help people move forward and build a future doesnt mean that every individual involved in the foxes has to invest all their energy in that same goal. in fact its pretty wild to expect every beneficiary of a service to simultaneously provide it to those around them.

the institution has to be be fair, has to provide help independent of some arbitrary category of 'deserving' but individuals...dont have to do that. every fox signed on to escape their own nightmare, not to help fix the other foxes. the upperclassmen have no responsibility to reach out to kevin and andrew when they have been so hostile in return. wymack has to, because he made a commitment to doing so. the upperclassmen didnt.

and as you said--the question of why the upperclassmen were nicer to neil is straightforwardly answered by he wasnt mean to them. he was sometimes unnecessarily blunt or rude (if we got what we deserved we wouldnt be foxes) but he was also the one who gave them awed compliments when he first started playing with them. he was the one who said we can win this. he was the one who shut kevin up when he started to be negative.

he was easy to like. part of that was intentional on his part--not that he was intentionally being likeable, but he was trying to portray himself to be less antagonistic than he really is. he tells us quite explicitly that he is portraying 'neil' to be meeker than his natural instincts, so he hangs out with the upperclassmen and is mostly at least neutral in terms of social hangouts and when it comes to exy he is extremely positive. and despite his occasional snaps at the upperclassmen, he actually rarely lashes out when its not deserved. his temper is reserved for riko and people who support him. kevin and andrew lash out at the upperclassmen in their own ways, and avoid them in many other circumstances, for reasons that are often obscure without neils insider knowledge. it isnt morally wrong to like someone who is easier to be around.

'why are they nicer to neil' because neil was nicer to them. thats how human interaction works. doesnt mean andrew and kevin didnt deserve help--but the person to provide that was the person who made a commitment to do it, not the people who just happened to be--effectively--their coworkers.

to sum up: everyone deserves human decency from everyone, but not everyone deserves friendship from everyone.

i guess--i dont want to get too antagonistic about this myself, because i actually doubt that many people have super simplistic views on this topic, theres just the occasional oversimplified post that gains a bit of traction. but i do think theres also a very fascinating tendency for people to try and make aftg into a neat didactic story about reaching out to people to understand them because neil reached out to andrew and it worked (and arguably saved both of them). but aftg isnt didactic. its not a prescription for how to behave. its made up. in real life, if i met andrew and it wasnt my job to help him, i would avoid him like the plague. sorry. i love him as a fictional character and i love him because i know his story but holy fuck i would not spend a minute in his company if i didnt have to.

friendship isnt social work. emotions arent activism. the upperclassmen didnt owe andrew and kevin their sympathy or their time just because they were traumatized. you cant control peoples emotional reactions to how they are treated. kevin and andrew treated them badly. neil largely didnt. thems, as they say, the breaks.

[zahroreadsthings]

One of the things that I'm really enjoying about Carrie is the way the narration is interrupted by characters' thoughts in brackets. I dont think it's something I've seen before much, if at all?

And I still feel like I'm not good at describing what I want to talk about so bear with me

Having those lines break up paragraphs (including breaking them mid-sentence) lets us zoom into the character's head more than putting their thoughts in a completely separate sentence along with a thought tag (what do you call dialogue tags when they come at the end of thoughts and not dialogue lol?)

And captures the little flashes of thought we all have where we contradict ourselves or have a little tangential thought before bringing ourselves back on track

These two really stuck out to me:

No one would be up here between now and the Ball; the light that shone on the mural and on the apron where the King and Queen would be crowned

(they'll get crowned all right)

were controlled from a box backstage.

Cant remember the actual terms for this but it's reasonable to assume that Billy isn't the one narrating the first part there but the author; cutting the paragraph in two with what is obviously his direct thoughts brings us into his head much faster than, say, this:

[...] the light that shone on the mural and on the apron where the King and Queen would be crowned were controlled from a box backstage. They'll get crowned all right, Billy thought.

And this time when Chris is thinking to herself about Billy getting the pig blood:

She has meant to make him wait until he had actually done something,

(but of course he did he got the blood)

but it had all begun to slip out of her hands, and it made her uneasy.

Like, that would not hit the same if it was written something like

But he did do something, she reminded herself, then quickly squashed that thought down.

^that takes way too long to convey the thought imo! Sticking it in the middle to interrupt her thought mid-sentence is so effective at showing how that thought popped up and got shoved aside, as well as keeping the focus on her unease at the lack of control she has over Billy.

And sure it can be jarring and I wouldnt say it works all the time but I also love how it lets Carrie's feelings run parallel to her sewing planning:

She lay

(i am not afraid not afraid of her)

on her bed with an arm thrown over her eyes. It was Saturday night. If she was to make the dress she had in mind, she would have to start tomorrow at the

(i'm not afraid momma)

latest. She had already bought the material at John's in Westover.

Because how often do we freak out while trying to think an unrelated thing through at the same time! I love this book

[multi-kpop-fanfics]

half past five high - chapter 5 (beginning of the end)

pairing: joshua x fem!reader || mingyu x fem!reader (ft. a brief appearance of jeonghan)

genre: angst, smut. minors dni.

warnings: heartbreak, arguments, making out, biting, hair pulling, dry humping, cursing, toxic relationship, slapping, infidelity, drama, slutshaming

word count: ~1.9k

summary: it’s all fun and games until everything comes crashing down like a tower made of paper cards.

Author’s note: yes it has returned from the war - huge thank you to @himbocoups (“if I were him i'd send that giant block of steel flying straight at yn”), @flowerwonu (”bro i wouldnt even give myself a second chance”), @playmetheclassics (”i mean, its hard to think with anything else when its mingyu”) and @dkakapizzaboy​ (”Can you write me as a character and I can be Shua’s new love interest because I love him and I’m crying”) for proofreading and reviewing this chapter 💕

series taglist:  @delicatewerewolfsoul @aliceu @husbandhoshi @wonwoosthetic @boowanie @billboard-singer @gaebestie @aurumness@xrubyrosesx @lovelyhan @himbocoups @playmetheclassics @dkakapizzaboy

unable to tag: @jaeyux @chwebychew

© multi-kpop-fanfics, 2023. No reposting allowed. No translating without permission allowed.  

Your nerves are still buzzing, the mess that Mingyu created last night has fully gotten to your head and it isn’t coming out of your system any time soon.

Your hands are deeply threaded in your hair as you tug at the roots in frustration, anxiously pacing in the room.

God, you hated this, you hated Mingyu, you hated yourself, you hated everything.

An apocalypse could happen around you, but you would still ignore everything because right now, your mind revolves around Kim Mingyu.

You can’t even remember that your phone is still downstairs, on the garden table, to be specific - where Joshua is still enjoying his breakfast, trying to organize his schedule.

He takes a sip of his coffee, when your phone buzzes repeatedly as your Instagram notifications go off.

Joshua is always mindful of privacy and he has absolute faith in you - but seeing Mingyu’s Instagram handle pop up on your screen makes his skin itch.

His curiosity and newfound insecurity get the better of him and he unlocks your phone (putting his birthday as your password isn’t always the best idea), checking your conversations with Mingyu.

mingyu_k: you’re a damn bitch y/n

mingyu_k: this is all ur fault

mingyu_k: ditching me for a pretty boy and a pretty ring

He makes the mistake of scrolling upwards, reading some of the messages Mingyu has sent you in the past, the majority of them vulgar and depraved, expressing his primal urges - sometimes with nudes.

To his dismay, he sees a lot of your pictures, some dressed ones and some nudes, often reciprocating Mingyu’s whore tendencies.

He closes Instagram, setting the phone down and he runs his hands over his face, gripping his nape. His eyes are wide and his breathing is getting quicker and unsteady, panic overcoming his senses.

He doesn’t remember when was the last time he felt like that - utterly betrayed, scorned and mad as fuck.

You, his precious angel, his beautiful girl, cheating on him with the one person he hates the most.

And he finds out right after proposing to you.

God, he feels so fucking stupid.

He hears your quick footsteps from the stairs and he tries to compose himself when you appear within his field of vision again.

"Where are you off to?" He asks, noticing you have already changed into some sweats and a pair of sneakers.

"I…need to settle some business from…yesterday," you mutter, picking your phone and putting it in your purse, the keys of your car tight in your hand.

"Y/N?" Joshua calls you before opening the door to leave.

"Yeah?"

A beat of silence.

"Hope you'll have a good day, angel."

You just nod with a strained smile, closing the door behind you and you rush to your car, revving up the engine to drive away, your destination - Mingyu's apartment.

“Do you have any fucking idea of what you did last night or do I have to come over and punch some goddamn sense into your pretty head?”

“I would appreciate it if you could not scream into my ear first thing in the morning,” Mingyu groans, rubbing his forehead, the alcohol in his system still in effect.

“Oh, I’m sorry for causing his Majesty a headache because he’s a pro shit stirrer!” Jeonghan angrily yells into the phone.

“Okay fine, stop yelling! Just…tell me what happened already!” Mingyu whines, pouring himself a glass of water.

“What happened is that the ladies you picked up from the club last night are all over the fucking internet, whoring out with YOU in YOUR house and MY club and the place is now swarming with goddamn paparazzis!”

“Wait- what?”

“You fucking heard me!” Jeonghan barks, “You better get your ass over here and clean up the mess you and your dick have made before I call my lawyer!”

“Fuck, hyung, just- give me a goddamn minute!” Mingyu yells from the other end of the line while trying to put on a pair of sweats and answer the furiously ringing doorbell.

“Shit- coming!” He rushes to the door and opens it in a haste. His expression turns stone cold when he sees you standing right on his doorstep.

“Jeonghan hyung, I gotta go,” he merely responds on the phone and blatantly ignores the older man spitting curses, ending the call and sliding his phone in the pocket of his sweats.

“Seems like everyone is scheming to push trouble towards me today,” he comments, irony laced in his voice.

“Not really needed, since you’re the firstborn of trouble!” you spit back, slamming the door shut as you walk into the apartment.

“Hey, that’s my door and my fucking apartment, so watch it!” he growls at you.

“Or what? What are you gonna do about it, Mingyu? Yell at me some more and then go cause more trouble and bring more people into it? Because you excel in it!” you sneer.

Mingyu grips your arms and pushes you back on the heavy door, his eyes seething with rage.

“At least I’m not fucking around with people and deciding to put a ring on my hand when things get boring all of a sudden.”

“How dare you?!” You yell right into his face, but he slams his lips on yours to shut you up. He tugs at your bottom lip with his teeth and you whine as you try to wiggle your arms out of his iron-like grip.

“I’ve told you before - We’re made of the same shitty material, darling.”

“But you’re way more fucked up than I am,” You slide one of your arms out of his hand and thread it into his hair, forcefully yanking his head back.

“Not the case anymore, love,” Mingyu chuckles dryly, “I’m just here to fuck around - You’re the real homewrecker in this little game.”

He runs his teeth over your slightly exposed shoulder and bites down on your soft skin, his sharp canines leaving two very visible dents behind.

Him and his fucking teeth, you moan and Mingyu takes it as a green light to rub himself all over your crotch. You can feel the outline of his cock through his sweats right on top of your cunt and you swear your sanity is already starting to slip away.

“Always so fucking pliant and weak for me,” He licks over the spot, “Ready to drop everyone and everything for me, even if you’re not my first choice.”

Your breath is hitched in your throat as you realize the meaning of his words and you pull yourself away from him, slapping him across his face.

“Fuck you, Kim Mingyu,” you scream at his face, “You think this is all a game to you, huh?!”

“Who are you to judge?!” He yells back, “You had every single ounce of strength to ignore me but you decided to think with your pussy instead of your brain!”

He slams his hand on the door right next to your face, making you flinch.

“Just because you let me in your pants doesn’t mean I’m the one controlling them,” He firmly states and you push his hand away, turning on your heel to leave his apartment in a rush.

Your feet carry you all the way down to the entrance of the apartment block and you get into the car, slamming the door shut.

You let your pent up feelings get the better of you and you scream on top of your lungs, repeatedly hitting the steering wheel.

“God, I’m such a fucking loser.”

You close the door behind you, sliding down on the tiled floor, tears freely staining your face.

You feel stupid - You thought you could have played with Mingyu and you actually thought you could win this game.

Well fucking joke’s on you.

“You’re back.” Joshua’s voice snaps you out of it and you get up from the floor, walking towards the kitchen to find him leaning against the counter, his steel suitcase right next to him.

“Josh? What is this?” You wipe your face, glancing towards the suitcase, “A-Are you leaving on a trip?”

“The truth is.” He clears his throat, “I never really left, Y/N. I was always here - even if not physically, you were always in my mind, we were always in my mind.”

“I d-don’t understand-”

“Why were you at his house?”

You freeze.

“What? What are you talking-”

“Please, for the love of God, Y/N - Just don’t play dumb with me,” his tone is sour and upset, stabbing you like a well-sharpened knife.

“I….I’m-” You open up your mouth, but you feel your words die down in your throat when you feel his hand brush your hair back to reveal the teeth marks left by Mingyu, a small scoff echoing from his lips.

“....How long?”

“Joshua…”

“I said…How long?” Joshua repeats the question, a bit louder this time.

“.....Since Paris.” you admit and he steps away, running his hands through his hair in frustration.

“Are you fucking serious, Y/N? Him?”

“Shua, it was a mistake-”

“Something that happens repeatedly isn’t a mistake anymore, it’s a choice,” he retorts sternly, visibly struggling to keep his temper in check.

A beat of silence passes and you swallow thickly, a fresh stream of tears rolling down your cheeks.

"You know…It's really ironic how you've been lying right into my face like that, but for some sick and twisted reason, I still want to fight for this relationship, the time we spent together, Y/N.....I just love you so fucking much that it sickens me to know you fuck that damn manwhore - God, he doesn't even know what love is-"

"Maybe he wasn't given the chance to l-"

"So you decided to be that chance? You really thought you could teach that arrogant, selfish, destructive asshole how to love - right in this damn house, OUR house?"

"Joshua, I-"

"I honestly don't know who's the more stupid out the two of us, Y/N. I really don’t." Joshua cuts you off, “All I know is that I hate myself for not realizing sooner.”

“Joshie, wait!” You move from your spot when you see him grabbing his suitcase, ready to walk out of the door.

“For how long, Y/N? I’ve waited for so damn long already,” he replies nonchalantly, his words utterly devoid of emotions.

“I can still fix this, we can talk this out - I just…Just give me a chance and I promise you, I will fix everything!” you plead, your hands holding his wrist, tears welling up in your eyes again.

“That’s exactly the problem, Y/N - you’re still making this about you. Not us.” He gives you a strained smile and he lets go of your hands, opening the door and stepping out.

“I will stay at a hotel downtown for a few days,” he informs you, “I believe it should be enough time for you to decide what you really want.”

These are the last words he says before closing the door shut behind him.

It feels like the air in the room has turned colder and the walls have gotten gloomier within those split seconds of Joshua leaving, but the realization of his absence hasn’t reached your rational parts of your brain yet.

The emotional ones, however, are wide awake and you wish they weren’t - you wish it was all a bad dream and if you pinch yourself, you’ll just wake up in your king sized bed, right next to Joshua.

But the bad dream is the reality you have to face now - the very one you shaped with your own two hands, unbeknownst to the man you’re supposed to love and cherish.

The fucking irony.

[spadecentral]

🌊 Running Through the Ocean | Jamil Viper x Reader

>> requested: no >> a/n: happy birthday @merotwst !! i love you darl'. also i have to tag @cvlutos as per the rules of ellie's event

>> masterlist: here!! >> summary: you and jamil go to the beach!! yayyy!! >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): reader cannot swim

“Jamil!” you smiled, holding a pool floatie and a bag filled to the brim with beach necessities. “I’m ready to go!”

Jamil lifted his head out from the trunk of the car you two were using and smiled at you. “Great. Just hand those things here.”

He reached out for the floatie and the bag, and when you placed them both in his hands, one of them dropped like a fly. “My dear,” he groaned. “Why is this bag so heavy?”

“No reason in particular,” you tapped your finger on your chin, feigning the act of thinking. “There’s sunscreen, tanning lotion, aloe vera, a hat, sunglasses, a change of clothes for both me and you when we leave the beach, drinks, snacks, and two towels.”

“...How does that all fit in this bag?” Jamil said, skeptical.

“That’s a secret,” you smiled, quickly pecking him on the lips. Leaving him to finish packing the trunk, you quickly slipped into the driver's seat of the car. Even though you had zero idea how similar or different a car from Twisted Wonderland was to a car from your home, you were determined to figure it out.

You watched as Jamil walked over to the door before staring at you through the glass. You rolled down the window and said, “Passenger seat is over there, lovely.”

“Hayati…” Jamil groaned. (my life)

“Nuh, uh,” you shook your finger. “Get your ass over there.”

He sighed before pinching the bridge of nose, and finally walked over to the other side of the vehicle.

“Lets go!” you smile, putting the car into drive and flooring the gas. 

“Fuck–!” Jamil nearly screamed, placing a hand on the roof of the car and one on the storage compartment in between the seats.

You just laughed, rolling down the windows.

You took in a deep breath of salt-filled air as you stood outside of the car. Turning around to look at Jamil, he had a look of absolute terror etched onto his face. You giggled at the sight, walking over and kissing him on the cheek.

“C’mon babe, we have to set up.”

“Mhm,” Jamil said as he was being dragged by you to the trunk of the car. 

Popping the trunk, you held your hands out under the door to make sure nothing fell out as it opened. Luckily, nothing did, but there was still a chance.

“Alright uh… I’ll grab the bags and floaties, and you can have the umbrella and mat?”

“Are you sure you’ll be fine with the bag, it’s pretty hea–”

“Jamil, I’ll be fine.” you smiled at his concern. “I packed it, anyway.”

“I know, but even so–”

“I’m not a fragile kid, babe.” you sighed. “It’s okay.”

He hummed, still wanting to carry the bag. But he didn’t, since he knew once you had your mind put up to something, you would stick to it.

After walking down through the sand, you and Jamil set up, making sure to position the umbrella just right so that it wouldnt let any sunlight hit the area you and he claimed. 

Shedding your shirt so that it didn’t get wet, you were barely patient enough to let him take off his own shirt as you dragged him down to the shore. You shuddered as the cold water hit your skin, but it didn’t deter you from dragging Jamil in with you.

“It’s so cold!” you screeched, waist deep in water. 

Jamil nodded, his teeth chattering. “Just a little.”

“Babe you’re shivering!” you placed your hands on his arms before hugging him, trying to warm him up. His face turned pink to your actions, and his body slowly acclimated to the temperature.

“I think I’m going to sit for a while,” he said, turning in the water to slowly walk back to shore.

“But you just got innnnn,” you whined, grabbing onto his hand.

“I’ll just be over there,” he said, giving you a quick kiss on the cheek.

“Fine,” you frowned, letting go of his hand. “Love you.”

“I love you too, hayati.” he kissed the back of your hand before leaving. You giggled as he waded through the water and almost fell once.

You were annoyed with yourself that you didn’t bring your floatie, but you would make due. Going deeper into the water, you went until you could only walk on your tiptoes without drowning.

“Jamiiiiiii!!!” you yelled, waving at his sitting form. You watched as he looked up, and if you squinted you could barely make out an unamused look. “Look at me–”

Tiptoes in loose sand were not a good mixture. Especially for someone who had next to no swimming experience. You splashed around before going under fully, trying to hold as much air as possible in your lungs. But with a lifeguard over twenty yards away, it would be a while before someone came to get you.

You closed your eyes, trying to think of all the good times you had with Jamil. One… two… three…

As you had almost completely lost consciousness, you had taken in a breath. A breath of nothing but salt water. And it burned. It burned so much you yelled, only letting in more water.

You watched as the bubbles from your mouth went up, and yet you went down. Closing your eyes, you were too tired to worry about your burning lungs and buzzing brain.

Jamil couldn’t be restrained when he saw you on the sand. He held onto your hand and could only think about how cold it was.

Why didn’t he say longer? Why did he have to leave you in the ocean? Ten minutes into the trip and you were gone. It was his fault that you weren’t laughing.

His ears were practically clogged as the EMTs told him to stand back. Everything to him was fuzzy. You were the only thing grounding him at the moment, no matter how little you knew it.

He stayed with you at the hospital, even if you had the smallest chance of recovering.

He was there when you flatlined. Twice, actually. You flatlined twice. And he was there for both.

Except the second time was the real one.

The nurses tried to soothe him, rubbing his back all the while trying to get him to let go of your hand. But he couldn’t. He wouldn’t even if he could. All he could do was sit and stare into oblivion, tears rolling down his cheeks and your cold hand in his.

He just wanted to be back on the beach, running through the ocean with you, like he thought he would be during summer break.

>> jamil taglist: @tulipluvlettr | @strawberry-hyacinth | @oseathepebble | @ventisaircurrent | @epelys | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @booming-spam | @flqyd-is-lost | @savanaclaw1996 | @kyraxiyn | @rayisalive

[randomwriteronline]

Do you think love can bloom even despite Greg Farshtey if we don't have mouths between two sets 15 years apart?

so a friend got me a g2 Kopaka--

Mata Pohatu was a gift from my beloved beautiful chum @cantankerouscanuck and when i went to pick up my other boy my friend n i ended up doin a lil photoshoot at their house bc i couldnt resist trying to make them kiss, which was Fucking Hard due to the mata build's terrible posability but thank god Pohatu's got at least one loose leg and Kopaka has many more joints and is so stable. homeboy was holding this whole thing together all by himself like the gallant gentleman he is

my only regret is not having a proper camera with cool lenses and all to properly devote an insane amount of effort to this stupid thing... have a documentation of our tribulations under the cut instead XD

first problem we incurred in (aside from my shaky ass hands making some pictures blurry) was the height difference.

it doesnt look terrible bc kopakas got his knees bent in the photo but effectively the only way pohatu got to his face was by standing on his tippy toes, and while his steel toed boots did give him the added cms necessary they did NOT let him stand on his own, so either we held him up or he fell over even when propped against a wall. we tried pinning him to the wall with kopaka but he still slipped so both cute ideas had to go down the drain

(we also tried a classic kabedon pose but kopakas fucking pauldrons SUCK for arm mobility so tragically, that was also scrapped)

the good news was however that they COULD hold hands! sorta. kinda. im still counting it. the mata hands have axels for fingers, so they fit snugly in the handpieces the 2015 gang has :)

only problem with it is that

straight in the tits.

(me trying to browse a tag in peace but overly horny fanart pops up)

BUT ANYWAYS. the hand holding did provide some stability and so we started trying out poses by seeing how far we could tilt pohatu while keeping him standing - this because he has another problem, that being that his head bobs up and down with no way to keep it up or down on its own, so we had to work with gravity

came out a lil foreboding, like kopaka is threatening him. but we're getting closer!

thankfully me being a big ol sap helped in figuring out how to make the whole thing more tender bc i love that shit. so we decided to push pohatu's loose leg out to balance him and one of his arms up, like he was reaching for kopaka's mask, which was also very good bc kopaka's hand lodged itself right between pohatu's tiny elbow and hip so he looked like he was wrapping it around his waist. then we adjusted them a lil bit, teaked them here n there, and

OH YEAH.

OH YEAH BABY WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE NOW

we had to uh. briefly stop. and laugh really hard for a second bc pohatus entire head fell off. i dont have photos for that but it was so sudden and unexpected that we had a fit of hysteric giggles

as you can see however, their faces are Not touching. this is due to the aforementioned problem with the Mata neck, plus the fact that kopaka couldn't bend further down to close the gap on his own, though tbf cut him some slack hes already holding the both of them up as best as he can

so we meddled a lil bit to pull pohatu more upright and strengthen kopakas pose so they wouldnt topple over, considered a maskless version, scrapped it bc they looked VERY silly, and THEN. AT LAST

THE ELUSIVE BONKLE KISS..........

from as many angles n lightings as possible bc im Unwell

AND a cool version from the hand-holding side bc the transpieces look great and i find it very sweet :)

but yeah that was a fun time :D it was great and the lads have been untangled and retired on a shelf where theyll stay nice and tight hehe

hope yall enjoyed these, they were great fun to make and i think they came out really well despite my shitty hands and cameras. maybe ill do more or not, who knows ahah wait what was that.

that sound... its like. plastic smacking plastic... to mimic kissing...

you dont think... the bionicles... they couldnt... no...

oh... oh good heavens. oh theyre canoodling in there

[edalynn]

So you're the only person I follow that posts owl stuff on any social media, I try SO hard to avoid it anywhere else. I have the tags blocked on every acct I have, on tumblr and off tumblr. I was just scrolling tik tok and somehow I get this person bitching abt how hunter and Willow shippers are constantly persecuted and everyone is shipping EDRIC and hunter bc everyone is a misogynist fujoshi??? In 2023???? Where the FUCK are these people consuming their content???? LIKE if I saw more gay hunter stuff I wouldnt have left this fandom as soon as I did LMFAO???????

I'm SORRY? What WORLD are they living in?? h//ls SO BADLY want to be oppressed and bullied so they can justify shipping something with no substance or relevance that actively disservices both characters involved. Literally it's such a treat to see gay/mlm Hunter content that I don't even really ship huntric myself, but I adore all the art and content I see pop up because as much as they hem and haw about anti-hls being "biphobic", I've never met a group of fans that blatantly ignore a character's bisexuality more. And that's even just including the bisexuality bit. To see genuine gay Hunter headcanon content is even rarer. They literally take such personal offense to Hunter being shipped with any other guy character that it really shows their homophobic an biphobic asses. The world would be a better place with more Hunter mlm content in it. More peaceful... blissful if you would

[astuteabstractionist]

i forgot that "putting a post under specific tags" leads to "people looking at the specific tags will see your post". so uh, hi! im not great at writing or talking, but i hope those of you who followed will enjoy.

(very long ramble under the cut)

anyways, ive been exploring the east branch the past... week? i think? ive been absolutely enthralled by this area. im such a sucker for strange and nonsensical places. exploring the various random rooms feels like travelling in a dream. id love to get out some graph paper sometime and try recording my path like you would in an old-school dungeon crawler. i think itd be very funny seeing just how lost i can get.

the tape recordings in the vents are maybe my favorite part though. its always a joy clicking on a vent and having the brief russian-roulette moment of "will this be of relevance to what im seeing or will this be smash mouths all star?" ive been caught off guard by the louder version many, many times. it never fails to amuse me. i believe ive seen all of the logs, but with how much there is in this branch i wouldnt be surprised to find a new one.

the memories im still not done with. last i checked i believe i was at... 110 out of 294? im excited to find out if its possible to get all of them, and what happens if you do. it is very difficult to accomplish this im realizing, since the counter depletes seemingly at random. this might be an entirely fruitless endeavor, but im nothing if not always down for a good challenge :)

i think the most eyecatching piece of the east branch is the chatlogs between wodin and the intern. when i first read through the entire thing, and i was meant to descend into the coffin, i declined (there was a vent in the room and i wanted to get the popup out of the way to read the transcript) and was then unable to trigger that dialogue popup again... which left me stuck wandering the rooms until i refreshed. whoops. its alright though, just gave me another opportunity to collect some more memories.

on my most recent venture, the coffin was present in the center from the very beginning, and almost immediately after starting to explore, a window popped up with some messages to wodin from the closer. while i did very much enjoy reading the contents, it did take me... around twenty minutes to screenshot them all? it was slightly nauseating trying to scroll down, since it kept shooting me back up to the top of the log whenever i tried to read the bottom-most message :( i did manage to screenshot them all eventually though, so i was able to actually read them all. im still super curious what it mightve been that triggered those changes in that run! i dont think i did anything different, other than play on a friday. maybe that was it.

god, theres so so much more i could say, this might be my favorite branch thus far. despite how much ive seen, i still feel like i havent even come close to seeing it all!

oh whoof. i didnt realize how long this was, ill need to put all of this under a readmore. hm. tl;dr, ive been having a boatload of fun exploring the east branch. if you havent done so yet, i highly suggest venturing into it for yourself. its like exploring a kaleidoscope maze within a dream. 10/10 experience

[eggo-tistical]

Hard agree on the last ask, your tags on my art yesterday made me laugh so much, it came out of nowhere NRNDND

Genuinely though, you seem like such a fun person and reading through them is such a blast. I wouldnt doubt that any artist would love to get a reaction like that to their artwork, even if you sound batshit insane /pos and it seems to be a common thing you do which is really kind <3

Also hi your art style is so pretty I genuinely didn't realise that I wasn't following you yet until yesterday, I feel like you're one of those artists that constantly pop up in the tags

hey ani fancy seeing you here (i knock over a grocery display of canned peaches. charmingly)

IM GLAD I COULD MAKE YOU CHORTLE!! CHUCKLE!! GO TEE HEE HAW A LITTLE EVEN,,, thank you i try to sprinkle some positivity around the realm because while this app is still sorta new to me the community here is really sweet!

if i remember right you made a post about how pieces getting popular on here isn’t so scary and i agree, also i want artists like you to know at least just a fraction of my appreciation for what you make cause ooo its awesum 💕

THANK YOU AGAIN YOUR ART STYLE POKES JUST RIGHT AT THE SOFT UNDERBELLY OF MY BRAIN /POS i get shy around artists i think are super cool so it means a lot NSNSK

[spikeinthepunch]

ok i was blabbing this on priv twitter but, i saw that sheezy is back which is cool, i did actually like it out of the art gallery sites that had been popping up. i logged back in so i have my profile there tho idk how active i will be

however i keep thinking more about its site management, also in comparison to other websites that have tried the same thing. this isnt a jab at the mods there, but an observation... they have ratings of general, mature, and explicit all with different teirs of whats allowed in terms of things like nudity or gore (and other topics on the mature/explicit teirs). normal thing to see, but the potential issues i start to see are when there are specific visual guides, and specific tags expected for a variety of different visuals that may either be subjective on whether or not they are that thing, or could easily be tagged as something else/something similar but still not be considered properly tagged. plus when you have three different maturity ratings and you say "all of them can have blood and nudity, just different levels of it!" you get that confusion and subjectivity on what may be too much or too little, despite having visual guides.

for example i had a piece i uploaded with (in a large art summary so it wasnt the whole peice) self harm in it, which i tagged "selfharm". however a mod came a added the tag "sensitivetopics" because apparently thats what i needed to tag instead. not anger at the mods here, its great theyre on top of things. but why isnt "selfharm" caught in this system? its incredibly specific, while "sensitivetopics" is not. but thats what the system goes by/expects. even if i had marked it mature and added "selfharm" it still wouldnt be tagged correctly.... and thats an issue. 1) it makes more work for the mods who manually check this 2) its just hard to follow. and if it was more serious of a thing, there could certainly be upset from people if they kind of tagged it right but apparently not right by the mod's rules.

there is always a push for making sure content is tagged better these days so people can curate their experiences. understandably simply having general, mature, and explicit doesnt account for lots of stuff so tags are expected to help out. but getting far to specific on what it expected to only be in those labels is kind of a problem.

but it shouldn't have to be, imo? i think most sites that have loosely defined general, mature, and adult/explicit labels make it work just fine. and enforcing tags for blacklisting can easily lead to more issues. its a great thought to have, to want to make sure things are tagged in a way thats unbiased and simply for users to curate their use of the site. but its never realistic. curating your online space doesnt mean the website should curate it for you by practically promising they will be the one to make sure everything gets tagged all the time no matter what. because its not possible, as much as they may try to get mods to check every drawing. and whether or not the site promised this at all, the failure to achieve it would likely upset users who expected everything to go just that way.

it is tricky, just because of course people could mislabel in a very bad way (explicit marked as general). but those instances of a drawing being under a mature filter but not tagging something specific shouldnt be the focus for every single post on the site, i just see that becoming an issue in the long run-- whether its subjectivity (or the pressure to make more and more tags to get more specific), or just the effort from the mod side.

[lesbi-nyan]

question did u have to work up to a flat cage or were u already small enough

skip to the end for tldr.

tbh im pretty small. I have experience with other cages but they were all too big.

before the flat metal cage, i got a holy trainer v4 in the nub size, which is already super small. but something about it felt weird? it would hang down off my body unless I used a ribbon to tie it around my waist. that's not too uncommon, but i also noticed that it didnt really stop me getting hard, which is ideally what i want.. also the bulge of it was still kinda uncomfortable/noticeable in pants, and the design of the rings werent circular, but rather kinda wavy circle, so it wouldnt rest flat against my crotch anyways.

eventually, after being so horny for long enough thinking about a flat cage, i ended up buying one.

first time i put it on it was real easy and peeing in it was fine. peeing it is not always fine. it can get very messy. i dont have a catheter tube to help direct it, and i dont really want one? scared of uti and such. i have pics on my blog (you can find the tag in my bio) where im in the flat cage.

tbh, i can still get hard in the flat cage, BUT it isn't anywhere near as much of an erection as i could get in the htv4, let alone my first cage where i could get fully hard, and it sucked.

i think it could be that the strap around my waist doesnt clip tightly enough, thus allowing the room for it to push away from my body. and my clit can pop out. has popped out a couple times when i get too hard. so . maybe i could try using ribbon to see if that fixes it??

it isn't by any means a perfect device, at least for me, but it is really good, and better than any other ive worn, and actually comfy to wear. the metal chafes a bit at night, so i use some body lotion and water to ease it, otherwise i take it off if its too uncomfortable. i usually unlock it to readjust, then i can wear it fine for another handful of hours before i have to unlock and readjust again.

I wore it the last week for 2 nights and 2 days in a row with 0 unlocking. but i've worn it for 3 days in a row with only unlocking to readjust/ clean after peeing.

so tldr; to answer your question, i did "work up to a flat cage," but i dont think it was necessary. the holy trainer v4 was pretty great, despite those things i mentioned, and it helped me get used to being in a smaller tube lengthwise, but width was something i need to be tighter. hope this helps. lemme know if u have more questions ~nya

[mikadollie]

tatsumi ... (o´∀`o) i want him 2 be a (read; MY) father soooooo bad! he would b so good w children n he wants them 2 be good for him (≧▽≦) i loev papa (dilf) tatsu!!!! putting random emojis bc the ask isnt colorful as i wanted ..

btw hes on his 20s or 30s, OR MAYBE EVEN OLDER whatever u think its better :3

/// 🗯 trigger warnings & content warnings, this has mentions of ; non-con ( 99% of my asks r gonna have ncon btw) ,, (a bit of...??) plushophilia, big age gap, slight dacryphilia, (implied?) grooming (i guess??), somnophilia (kinda), emetophilia (i sneaked in vomit in my ask again :3 only a little bit), use of aphrodisiacs/drugs ???? I DONT KNWO HOW 2 TAG THIBGS I JUST SAY WHATEVER POPS UP IN MY MIND!!!!!!!!!

papa tatsu .. do u ever think abt when tatsumi said somrthing with Uhhhhh if alkaloid is a family ,, he wanted mayoi 2 take the role of a mother & wanted 2 be the father? :3 i dont remember well but !!! what if he rlly had a child ,, adopted or not ?? i think he would b such a great dad ( ´ ω ` ) well, he would seem a great dad at first, but im sure his child knows his true self ^_^ tatsumi tries to control himself, he really tries! what can he do at seeing such a easy prey? :( his child calls his name so happily that he cant help but feel guilt. he should be someone for his child to look up at, his urges just are stronger, okay? tatsumi, if hes still married with his wife (straight couple??? eww!!!), he would do his best to keep his child‘s little mouth shut (＠＾◡＾) hes just so kind to help his child to take a bath, isnt he? two fingers would b currently inside his child‘s mouth to muffle their cries and whines, while his other hand is fingering their hole/pussy, he swears hes gonna properly clean them up after with a warm bath. he doesnt wants to see his child crying anymore, even if it fuels his arousal, he just washes his child‘s hair & gently scratches their scalp as if nothing happened, he lets the water wash off his sins of his own child‘s body. tatsumi would b so good w manipulation i swear!! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ tatsu would say 2 his child that papa would be upset if they said anything 2 their mama ,, of course his child would not want to upset him, right? he would grant all of his child‘s wishes, like he wants to grant his wishes with his child‘s body. papa tatsu would not b able to b too rough with his child or degrade them !!!! :3 he may be fast, but hes trying to soothe his child‘s cries and hiccups while their tight little hole/cunt clings around his cock (* ^ ω ^) depending on his child‘s age & sex assigned at birth, he would pop a boner so easily at seeing their body change. i mean!!!! im exaggerating a bit bc... tatsumi pls youre better than this BUT. put tatsumi & his child whose body is developing with shorts / short skirts in a room, one is getting out flooded with cum and it isnt tatsumi. he would focus on his pleasure and at the same time would focus on his child‘s well-being (´･ᴗ･ ` ) if theyre gagging and choking around his dick, its fine. they‘ll learn soon, its fine! theyre growing up and thats what grownups do, his child just need to be a little mature, tatsumi isnt doing anything wrong. if they throw up, it will be fine. he‘ll clean it, he just needs to cum again, alright?

ok adding more things here .. wgat if tatsumi‘s wife died & there is only his daughter n him left, so he sees his daughter as his wife?!?!?! i dont see rough sex & tatsumi being on the same sentencw but he would be gentle or a BEAST. going back 2 previous topic, papa tatsu would love everything related 2 u!! in any way!!!! did u see that guy who made a fursona costume (??i forgor the word) of all the plushies he came on? that would b tatsumi. talking abt single dad tatsu, it would b so boring w/o his child with him! eventually he would need something that makes him remember of his child 2 have any kind of pleasure, he cant cum if hes thinking abt another thing :( his child wouldnt mind if he stayed a bit at their room, right? after all, hes the owner of the house, he can do anything ^_^ his child wouldnt mind if he spent his time hugging one of their plushies, its not a big deal. papa tatsu just loooooooves anything related 2 their child! he would certainly jerk off on his child‘s bed n cum on their plushies, only a way 2 show his love ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝ his child would b confused when they come back from school n see their papa washing their plushies.. it was perfectly clean! well, they arent going 2 deny any kind of affection (?). he would love to spoil his child with affection, just making them sit on his lap and spoonfeed them. those little moments r everything 2 tatsumi, specifically after he managed 2 put aphrodisiacs into the food (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ he can see the wet patch / small bulge on their clothes after, he thinks its sooo cute 2 see his child so needy like that. depending on his child‘s age (again. btw i use child but it can be five or less years old, more than ten, a pre teenager or teen etc!!!) ,, he knew he would have 2 talk abt this one day ,, and he probably was too much excited 2 have this kind of talk. he would explain to their child that its okay and that this is the progress of growing up + their body developing, its totally normal! he would b more than happy 2 introduce his child 2 lewd stuff, n im sure he has sex toys somewhere hidden in the house!! o(>ω<)o making his child use a small vibrator that was hidden (somewhere...) just 2 see how they react, even if their reaction is negative and they keep insisting its weird + that they dont like it, tatsumi would gently shush them & say that its 4 them own good, that they would do this eventually.

papa tatsu who would not b afraid 2 fuck his child multiple times!!! he just loves hearing their cries while he fucks them into their bed, the bed that once was a comfortable place to their child. he would even let his child hug a plushie while hes fucking them 2 comfort them, their face shoved on their plushie while they lay on their stomach. tatsumi would b so happy 2 see his child‘s belly getting a bit round of how much cum theres inside them \(^ヮ^)/ he would finger back anything that came out, his seed cannot be wasted!! or just seeing the outline of his cock on his child‘s stomach :3 papa tatsu has a lot of ideas!!! (also. what kind of drugs do u think tatsumi would give 2 his child? ^_^) he would not hesitate 2 drug his child just to see them in a lil state of daze & not try to resist their papa‘s intentions \(^ヮ^)/ if their mama is not dead or papa tatsu isnt a single dilf, papa tatsu would sneak out of his bedroom 2 go to his child‘s bedroom!! he would do anything 2 not wake up his child, and if he did, he would put a hand over their mouth to keep them quiet. he just wants his child to get a good night sleep while hes with his cock inside them ☆ ～('▽^人) cockwarming papa tatsu while youre asleep...

i have more things 2 say also!!!!! pleese share your thoughts abt papa tatsu :33

— 🍮 anon!!!!! (^_^) in this ask ,, i would talk abt shu being a weird creepy girl but .. i got other ideas!!!!!!!!

> pleese share your thoughts abt papa tatsu :33: Hnmmfghhg.............🤤

awaa papa tatsu and his child taking a bath... his cock inbetween their thighs and he's massaging along their waist....(*´꒳`*) he's just so sweet and nice even though his cock is splitting them in half and making them whine loudly!! I think he would also steal his childs clothes a lot to jerk off with..... sometimes he likes watching them hump their pillows when he peaks in at night before taking his child for himself... tatsumi shoving his fingers into their mouth to keep them quiet and saying to not wake mama up....

Tatsumi making his child put their panties back on/a plug in them to keep all that cum in and slowly have it drip out down their leg hehe... I wanna say he would give molly to his child but thats just me being biased. He would crush up some valiums (or oxys depends on the day) and slip it in the food to see his kid all wobbly and unable to resist anything he does!!!

[werewolfbarista]

still kinda getting used to tumblr, wouldnt suppose u have any tips for tagging so i could get my art to the correct audience and hopefully get more notice

oh man i super don't really know, ive just been doing fuckin whatever since i joined this site like 12???? years ago??????? @_@ i just kinda got lucky in the last year i think

what i can say is ummm . the first five tags are the ones that your post will show up in. i think "artists on tumblr" is supposed to be a good one? i also like to tag "oc" sometimes when i remember,, or "furry" ig??? just make sure all of your tags are relevant or else u will be popped for spam .

otherwise um. make a dedicated art sideblog as an easy archive and reblog your stuff onto ur main occasionally !!!!! and reblog other ppls art too it's fun to collect art u like :)

ultimately i just try and make stuff i wanna see and try not to focus 2 hard on engagement........... it's hard but it's more fun that way

[lincolndjarin]

okay, so not really about bks, but kinda. reading bks has kinda inspired me in a way to write my own fic. do you have any writing tips or just good practices for any new writers trying to get their work out there?

literally send me asks with questions ranging from my favorite color to anything bks related and i will always answer bc i love attention and i am always bored at work lmao

so i’m just gonna list a ton of things that help me personally when writing under the cut, hopefully some of them are useful!! thank you for asking this it’s very sweet and id love if you sent me or tagged me in the fic once its posted if you’re comfortable with that!!

turn off the tv!! or anything you might be watching something on!! my worst habit is watching stuff while i write because i end up getting nothing done

have a playlist. something that helps you connect with what you’re writing. for bks specifically i have several playlists but i also listen to a lot of classical covers of pop songs

you don’t have to plan all the way to the end of everything that you write but just try to have direction so you don’t write in circles

i find it best to write out bullet points for each chapter before starting and then working through that outline. if you’re not feeling inspired to write a certain part, write a different section. if you aren’t into what youre writing it most likely either just wont find the words or youll be unhappy with it. so just save it for another time when youre feeling it

write what makes you happy!! if i’ve learned anything while writing bks its that everytime i personally really liked a chapter i’d often worry that others wouldnt like it as much as i did but every time i had that fear it ended up being a chapter people really liked. very specifically, i loved writing chapter five, but i immediately assumed people would hate it. i ended up being really surprised when people really enjoyed it and since then its been easier to try and go with my gut.

don’t rush yourself!!!!! that’s another terrible habit of mine. but take breaks often. don’t burn yourself out

don’t worry about technical stuff too much on your first draft. i write everything first and then once everythings done i take a good amount of time to go through all of it and fix everything

write somewhere where you can focus. it genuinely helps. if i have writers block i go to my grandmas cause she lives in the middle of nowhere so i write on her porch. a change in scenery can help a lot

i write on my laptop and if i’m having a rough time focusing i will literally give my mom my phone and tell her to not give it back until i finish my chapter lmao

a lot of this stuff is weirdly specific but helps me so it might not work for everyone but i hope some of it is helpful!!

[qbluster]

💦 Jain

Jain is a very solid constant in Quintons sexual fantasies since he became, Aware i guess of who and how Jain is.

Jain slots perfectly into an existing role quinton wants performed, a masculine and dominant larger man. He far less gets into the mutilation of himself thing, in a perfect world jain would get more collars, not less, and that sort of thing would be an exiting if unlikely frightening possibility, rather than a known end goal of jains.

All his hours actively trying to not sexualize his own workplace, he just feels it would be 'uncouth' to sexualize the whole thing, and mistagged hentai is what really trips him up.

He keeps "medical, medical fetish, medfet, nurse,' and about a dozen more obscure terms blacklisted for that very reason, and usually these websites are very good about tagging this sort of thing. Enough beating around the bush and more beating off, he's pretty directly in the middle of things, already having taken several head down on desk breathers between more fervent stretches of masturbation.

He pauses involuntarily when he sees medical tools on the next page, not real anything, speculums, those modified pears of anguish type devices, the usual porn stuff. And usually, thats the key word here usually, he would click off at that point, he has probably 14 other tabs open, all free of work reminders. Well, free of work reminders and a Dogboy that looks a Lot like Jain.

It's rare to find stuff with a masculine and larger man bottoming in the first place, let alone one thats almost applicable to himself and his own seperate fantasies about that frankly deranged werewolf piece of shit

Cause I mean, fuck, who wouldn't want to just have something that powerful more or less at your mercy, to be able to make something so much Stronger than yourself literally and childishly cower Because they are directly afraid of what you Can do to them? Thats like basic sexual fantasy Number one. So this is really a lot more normal than it seems.

He opens a drawer of his desk, rummaging around paper and various pieces of garbage shoved in, until he finds something that looks like an easter egg, if just white. Of course its not an easter egg, who the fuck would keep a white easter egg in their desk you psycho? It's a disposable tenga egg, part of a set he had bought, god knows when, the kind of thing he takes out on special occasions.

After a moment spent popping it open and fussing with the small included lube packet, teeth had to get involved, he gets to enjoy Cold and Wet Silicone on his dick. Thankfully things warm up quickly with the friction involved inherently.

He always feels especially shameful when he jacks off thinking about people he knows, he's always had this idea that when he thinks about people, they can see him. But here he's getting some mileage out of the concept, mostly because Jain would be pissed. The entire setup, the fact that he Has a 'setup' to jack off, the Fact that he's Even thinking about Jain in such a subservient role.

He'd probably want to hurt him, and Jain doesn't threaten or grandstand like he does, He's a man of action, he should text him. Tell him about it, play the whole thing off as a joke later, "I want to fuck you While you get angry And fight back. i Want you beaten within An inch of your life so i Can have an Even goddamn playing field and i Know its still not even you Could still fucking kill me And you wouldnt you Would lay there And takefffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsgggggggggggggggggggggggddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd"

He comes back to his phone about fifteen minutes later, immediately thankful the [UNSPECIFIED LIQUID DROPLET] just pressed letter keys instead of sending one of his jackoff rants, that would be a lot to explain. Thank god this is a private matter that isn't publically released.

i got bored so i stopped writing but i think this is fun :)

[kyuala]

top 10 biases game

tagged by: @jisungshotfirst thank u kit 😚

rules: write down your top 10 biases and answer the following questions.

in no particular order:

wonjin (cravity)

jungwon (enhypen)

jeonghan (seventeen)

sunwoo (the boyz)

junkyu (treasure)

yeonjun (txt)

kihyun (monsta x)

hanbin (soloist)

keum (epex)

jaemin (nct)

1) between 1 & 4 who would you rather kiss?

SUNWOOOOOOOO like are u kidding me have u seen his lips. i would kill a man for a smooch

2) between 2 & 7 who would be your best friend?

man idk 🤕 im gonna go w jungwon bc i'd love annoying him and also im chronically in love with ki so.

3) between 5 & 10 who has the better voice?

oh i like jaemin's better....... even though they have different positions w kyu as a vocal and jaem as a rapper, lower voices always do it for me

4) between 1 & 8 who is the funniest?

WONJIN definitely he's the most annoying mf on the planet...... i adore him so much my funny special little comedian guy

5) between 6 & 9 who would you date?

i see what u did there. anyways YEONJUN for sure i'd sell my soul to b w him n then i'd make his life living hell ❤️

6) between 9 & 10 who would you do a collaboration with?

oh my god? i dont know i think donghyun bc i believe i have a little more to contribute in the dance department than whatever the hell it is that i would do w jaemin

7) between 4 & 8 who is the better dancer?

shut up this is vile.. but im gonna go w hanbin cause he kinda popped off in his ikon years plus he needs a win here

8) between 3 & 5 who would you most likely marry?

oh jeonghan for sure lmfao who wouldnt want a lifetime of constantly trying to keep ur partner from being arrested n pissing off all his friends ❤️ honestly the dream

9) between 1 & 7 who would you nurse when they are sick?

oh im gonna go with ki on this one bc he's always the nurturer i'd love for him to be the one taken care of for once. plus with wonjin's constant whining he'd annoy me within like the first 2 hours and i'd drop him off at woobin's doorstep

10) between 2 & 3 who has the better smile?

JUNGWON!!!! i adore him on every single level and im a big fan of his face sorry. jeonghan's lil nose scrunch rules tho

11) between 6 & 8 who would you vacation with?

oh yeonjun. assuming he wouldnt cry on the airplane ride and/or get food poisoning from any cuisine ever bc i just know hanbin would.

tagging: @noa-record @jeonjeongquk @asahibf @candiedmingyu @luvdaehyeon and whoever else wants to do this! 💞