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drawingwithdonnie · 9 months

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Artfight attack I did against @blaiddraws featuring the loveliest of worm guys :] they are playing tag and wormmet is LOSING /lh

The ghost worm au is BY FAR my favorite submas au ever so to say I was ecstatic to draw this is an understatement,, wormmet and wormgo my beloveds <3

(also if it's unclear, the "ksh-sh-sh" is laughter)

OH AND MY ARTFIGHT IS ZELDONYX!! FEEL FREE TO ATTACK ME BC I WILL ALWAYS DO REVENGE !!!!!!

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 5 months

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come get yer Laughin'stock! get it hot off the press! free Laughin'stock right here!

#biting and ripping and tearing and maiming and wailing and sobbing and flopping around like a dying fish #Thank You to this round of requesters! banger ideas the lot of you!#this lil 'excersize' made my night a lot better <3 #all of these were so much fun to do #the tango one and the winter one especially!#if you dont see yours here have Patience!#im not done!#scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #ive actually thought soooo much about them getting married and how they'd go about it #and each time i come to the same conclusion #on the day of. like ten minutes before theyre supposed to walk down the aisle #howdy bursts into wherever barnaby is waiting and is like 'this is a hassle - lets skip this show'#and barnaby is all I Thought You'd Never Ask <3 #so they straight up run away from their own wedding. hand in hand and laughing like idiots #exchanging rings in the woods and sneaking things from the bodega for a picnic #in a more modern setting i imagine theyd just sign marriage paperwork at a courthouse #and then go to the nearest high-rated cheap diner #hard cut to everyone at the venue like 'where the fuck are they???'#finally frank notices that the ring pillow wally is holding is devoid of rings. where did they go. shrug #actually in a modern setting i think theyd skip the actual wedding altogether #too much money + too much effort #the store closes for a few days and then they show up on monday with rings nbd

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intotheelliwoods · 7 months

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ahahahah whoops my hand slipped :3 ahhahahaha ow

#HEY YOU #YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RECOVERING FROM SURGERY!!!!!!#beetle saga #shakes FIST AT YOU #ID PUNCH AND KICK AND MAIM YOU BUT ALAS!!!#SURGERY RECOVERY!!!!!#GO RESET!!!#I know for a FACT you sent this at like 2am or something else wild #in the midnight to 4am range #GOD!!!!!!!#smacks you #I can get away with smacking right #smakcs you smacks you smacks you #sigh.#one of these days soonish I WILL make some residuum fanart once some inspo for what to do for it hits #smacks you even sillier

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ash-and-starlight · 2 years

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OOPS I MEANT ZUKKA SCENE 😳

oh! my favorite zukka scene is this one <3

#id in alt text #i thought it was the one in the firebending masters where sokka said something along the lines of ‘zuko why don’t u jump into a volcano :)’#but i remembered it wrong and he was just telling a joke 😔😔#but anyway you come hERE IN ZUKKA CENTRAL ASKING FOR A FAVE SCENE??#zukka never had a bad track honey #the parallels in the first ep as they’re putting on their armors? BANGER #the mutual concussions also in ep 1? KILLER #how stupid do you think i am? pretty stupid- ICONIC #do you you mind if i watch you jerks do your jerbending… GO AWAY!! AMAZING #pretty clouds…. yeah fluffy? INCREDIBLE #the entirety of the boiling rock like every single second of those two episodes??? FANTASTIC #THE TENT SCENE? UNPARALLELED #and don’T GET ME STARTED on how they were the only ones physically injured in the finale idk #but yeah aforementioned scene is such a zukka hit bc if it wasn’t for the rules of the land (-> a kid’s show)#sokka would have fuckin murdered zuko no biggie #and what is an enemies to lovers ship without some mutual killing maiming hatred? nothing #ash replies

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wr0ngwarp · 11 months

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music box

#jet set radio #jsr beat #uhh hm do i put this in the zero beat tag. might as well #zero beat #beat jsr #beat jet set radio #eyestrain #ask to tag #goig back to my roots a liddle bit and drawed something Vaguely Gekidan Inu Curry Inspired.. definitely not an actual style attempt tho #get sillyweird immediately boy.#anyway this art i feel like i got kind of lost and wandered away from my original intention with it but thats ok bc i think it still cool #in uhh me and my sibling's au/headcanons we decided to just go with the ''gouji is beat's dad'' theory #(we did it as a joke but then started thinking abt it seriously :/ kirby fandom era me would be so disappointed in me)#anyway this art was going to be more directly about that and then it was only KIND OF about that. well whatever LMAO #anyway unrelated (mostly) to all that. never let your vaguely egotistical n smug protags near me. i will give them full blown COMPLEXES #i'll make them fucking unbearable. i'll make them think theyre the specialest little guys EVER. Without Remorse.#Are You Paying Attention To Him Yet. ARE YOU.#also like side note but. i think im literally incapable of not making a zero beat look like just the silliest little guy ever #i need to pick one up. and carry him around like a plushie. (would get maimed if i tried to do this)#wait i just looked at my sibling's response wehn i first showed this art to them and part of their reply was ''Beature come and see him;!''#and now i just have fin fin come and see him stuck in my head but with ''finfin'' find+replaced with Beature #Beature come and see him... love and we'll believe him... always and forever Hes your best friend!!!!#closes the music box and puts it in a shipping package. and addresses it to be sent to planet teo. I dont give a fuck #Beat. The Real Computer Beature.#oh my god these tags are like. even more tangential and incoherent than usual for my art blog.#i am just going to click the post now button and free this post from its purgatory.

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kabra-malvada · 2 years

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Me: Gives you solid reasons as to NOT approach Mime Eclipse.

My audience (aka all of you):

*Inhales*

#Look I KNOW I said most of his bad traits are unintentional #BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM ANY LESS DANGEROUS???!!!#He's too volatile when children are not around #like he accidently maims bots out of pure playfulness and or tantrums #what do you all think he'd do to a human?!#I'll tell you: human mush. that's what.#Think of unhinged Sun + Moon up to the max and beyond #OF COURSE he'd be srry afterwards but that wouldn't make the bite marks on your ribs go away would it?#Mime! Eclipse #eclipse x reader

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narutomaki · 1 month

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trying to sleep but got distracted with porn

any way in Amegakure do you think that a very well off polycule of 4 mass murderers would have a shower head/free standing shower or-

actually who cares.

#if you people saw the 4 dicks im smashing together you'd throw small rocks at me in the street #edit: get me out of here. tbh.#theyre so fucking gooey. disgusting.#at least 2 of the 4 dicks have pussies. boy in canon but then again. theres no proof they sont.#i have work in the morning and im giggling and kicking my feet thinking about kisame getting covered in obitos blood going down on him #absolutely tearing that pussy to shreds and then fucking it and obiyo being lime #this is all ive ever wanted.#crying bcus this fictional mass murderer can have sex that would kill or permanently maim me at the very least. and wake up in the bath with #orochimaru drawing seal ideas on his chest in water and pull away to immediately make out with kisame again.#god. get me out of here. im in to fucking deep in this au it may as well be original fiction but intergral parts of their backstories are #too obvious and too needed to get rid of. but also #.... whatever.#any way Kakuzu is the 4th dick. one time he tied Obito up shibari but sewn. <- all the blood rushing to my oeanus and i pass out

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theinfinitedivides · 9 months

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the sh*t that Pyeong Hwa has been through and is still going through,,,,,,,, someone give me the number of the ex-boyfriend bc if i see him in the streets it's over. i am taking him out balls and all he can forget about f*cking anyone else over ever again. where's Ga On and his slightly horny torture dreams of his boss i need surgeon Yo Han back real quick for this one

#tv: king the land #king the land #go won hee #kdrama #local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #this bastard. this slimy ass mf*cker. what kind of trash do you have to be to take the marriage form you convinced her to sign #as a joke and file it in after you break up so she can have the undeserved (and frankly stupid) stigma of divorce attached to her name #who the f*ck do you think you are. what is this f*cking revenge p*rn????? blackmailing??????#bitch. mf*cker. your friends better tell you to stay the f*ck away from me bc like i said it's on sight #electric chair castration maiming etc etc

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designernishiki · 1 year

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definition : a character who has an obsessive and possessive side in regards to their crush, ready to use violent and murderous means to maintain an exclusive bond.

this came up in a conversation with my friend and it’s stupid but im curious what other people think

#as much as I want to say yes becuase specifically goromi would be such an appealing yandere type like… aesthetically.#and in terms of Vibes #I don’t think he is #it’s more like he’s just… well he’s obsessive and hardcore dedicated to kiryu but. he’s not really that possessive if you think about it #I mean he never interferes with other love interests/others kiryu cares about let alone going out of his way to eliminate them #and when kiryu goes places majima doesn’t follow him unless he has a reason- he’s generally got his own shit going on and kiryu- though #massively important to him- isn’t like. his only priority or focus in life #but yeah so like. he’d gladly fight off an army. get maimed mutilated killed etc for kiryu. etc. but he genuinely loves him in #such a way where he doesn’t want to take away from his happiness generally- if that means leaving him be and casting himself to the side #considering himself not as important to kiryu as kiryu is to him and so on– then so be it. he won’t bother those who make kiryu happy #unless he has a strong– usually unrelated reason #I mean I’d kinda LIKE to see him a little more unhinged on this front but #yeah #his ‘only I can have him’ behavior seems pretty much assigned to just like. fighting/killing him and whatnot #not so much romantically. I think if kiryu was ever really genuinely invested in someone else long term majima wouldnt lash out about it hed #probably just get really depressed #NOW MINE ON THE OTHER HAND. DIFFERENT STORY #I think HE is a prime candidate for Male Yandere Representation #majima #kazumaji #goro majima #yakuza #rgg #polls #rambling

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gaysontodd · 4 months

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i really dislike how people view your behavior/feelings toward dogs as like. a litmus test of your inherent goodness or whatever. if you dont like dogs you’re Odd. if you dont try to pet random dogs thats Strange. if you dont try to rescue stray dogs thats Heartless. if you kill a dying dog instead of making it suffer thats Cruel. if you like dogs youre Correct. if you see a dog and want to pet it you are Normal. if you see a stray and try to take it to the vet or adopt it you are Kind. if you force an animal with shit quality of life to survive because your feelings are more important to you, you are Good.

and its fucking bullshit!

#leo.txt #so many people are so disconnected from life #from real fucking life.#where im from its kind to shoot a stray or otherwise unfamiliar dog with a bb gun instead of a shotgun.#livestock doesnt make you willing to trust that the fucking bird dog wont go after your birds #but even urban oklahomans are like. ohhh cal animal control #animal control is the cops. i can call the animal control number and it goes to the police station. they will shoot the animal or call a vet #to come get it. thats it.#im not calling the fucking cops because theres a random dog wandering. im gonna chuck a rock and yell until it gets #but thats cruel and animal abuse apparently. if i wander too close to a mockingbird nest and they divebomb me its not fucking personal. im #just too close!!! same principle #anyway. anyway. very frustrating #my moms sheep were slaughtered by some neighbors dogs. indoor dogs. real sweethearts. adorable dogs #but theyre predators! and they did what predators do!#so yeah no im going to throw rocks and chase dogs away #its cruel? well its fucking crueler to let the dog stress maim or kill my animals #so i dont give a shit.

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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if one more thing happens. respectfully. i am going to Lose It

#yknow that one clip of the bugs life stick bug #where hes like 'im going to SNAP im going to SNAP'#yah thats ya boi bogathan over here #ITS ALWAYS FUCKIN SOMETHIN!!! HUH!!!!#oh motel pillow. we're really in it now #can i go... One Week... without a bad development to my Situation....#i need a giant fucking cake and i need a fork #and i need to demolish that shit on the floor #no no yknow what i need?#weed and an entire rotisserie chicken. On The Floor.#Also A Cake. Always Cake.#and a cantaloupe. maybe i should go get those marinated garlic cloves and chow down #heat up tonights steak. god i wish i brought my tablet i need to Scribble #BITING CLAWING MAIMING #absolutely unprompted #sorry venting again on main Look Away #im not even upset at this point im just mad #like the shrek meme - CAN YOU SHUT UP!!! FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!#and the shit starts comin and it dont stop comin and it dont stop comin and it dont stop comin and it dont-#at least ive got my stepdad in my corner smh #hes the real hero here #well i have a bunch of dc fics to catch up on. might as well do that!

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azuneekun · 2 years

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the reblogs to like ratio is so bad i could puke blood

#this isnt even discourse or a controversial opinion #tumblr has gotten WAY worse than it ever did #i genuinely thought i was just being a terrible artist but looking at my friends and other ppls notes. hell even the popular posts #theres like a 2:8 ratio of reblogs and tags #THATS HORRIBLE.#NONE of the posts from ppl are barely circulating #@ users who only like posts and never rb #you guys are KILLING US #genuinely. not even guilt tripping 100% serious. you. are. KILLING. US.#if you wonder where all the sdv artists went they LEFT.#yall murdered the old artists and are driving away NEW ones #its so unmotivating to post on a platform where theres no feedback or post circulation literally what would be the point #some of yall arent using this site right and its making all the users go quiet :|#i understand ppl who like and just reblog it for later but ppl who just like ???? this isnt tiktok or twitter #you HAVE to understand that #artists barely get any comments in their tags and writers barely get jack shit...girl youre gonna b losing all content on ur fave fandoms #vent #biting and killing and maiming and murdering and euthanizing

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lasalebete · 10 months

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#do not worry about me im just having blorbo thoguhts #th . god i cannot even use worss anymore.#mine #DON'T LOOK AT ME listen im just. im just.#im thinking about Danglard #how much Veyrenc ''''''stealing'''''' Adamsberg from him hurt him #we sre getting so very little of him in the last few books...... screaming and maiming and biting!!!!!#like im also. god. sighs. Veyrenc is taking his place as Adamsberg's whatever-the-fuck-you-call-their-relationship #but hes also taking his place in the narrative!!!!! Fred why!!!!!!!!#if i were a fool i would hope that‚ somehow‚ we will get some sort of return of Danglard #like I would go insane if in a next book he came back and his feelings were explored in those regards.#what happened to him. how he lived the fact that Adamsberg is taking Vryrenc everywhere with him‚ not him anymore #even if Danglard can't always follow. even if Adamsberg is too far off in the fog. he doesn't even try and talk to him.#the last book was the worst #another character even replaced him in the role of the skeptic!!!!!!! but i already complained abiut that enough in another post #and like..Danglard needs him. Danglard cares about him so much. But he's drifting away.#and not even in some foreign thinking smoke #no. he's just eloping with someone else. he's just replacing him.#god..god. i need to crack my skull open like an egg #should i tag this #i shouldnt #but im going to #adamsberg #adamsberg series #fred vargas #vargas tag

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widevibratobitch · 2 years

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#its me im girls. apparently the only person in the world who's so obsessed w this scene but whatevs. Schiller ily im making out w you rn #somebody take that play away from me i cannot be trusted to be normal with it #Don Carlos #Schiller #ANYWAY. THIS.#it's always a tie between this scene and Carlos's monologue after Posa's death. These two scenes ALWAYS have me fucking sobbing #Philip's little mad scens is also a strong contestant but it doesn't really make me cry per se #It just makes me wanna put him in a jar poke him with a stick pour acid over his head study him forever.#But this #I am so boring about it but i love this so much it makes me wanna kill and maim #I just.#scream #hottest man in spain with a martyr complex fucking the king in love with the prince not coping well with the imminent prospect of death #gets called out on his bullshit. more news at seven.#opera!rodrigo i am kissing you on the forehead i love you my beautiful sunshine child. but play!rodrigo... oh play!rodrigo 🥺🥺🥺#also play!elisabeth. I am making out with you as we speak i adore you woman #Anyway #At this point i have made peace with the fact that i will never unhyperfixate from don carlos #Yes it may go dormant for a few months when i obsess over other blorbos. but i will always go back to it in the end #don karlos #It still looks so wrong to me with the K but whatevs

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08theverysmallhuman · 1 year

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I NEED to know igaguri's relationship with his dad and the temple and Buddhism and football and how he's trying to untangle them Kaneshiro I am No Longer Asking

#blue lock #blue lock igaguri #08.text #KANESHIRO 🪓#if blue lock kicks him out without a HINT of his story im maiming. if blue lock sends him back to the temple & tells me he's doimg fine #im destroying lives. after all this youre tellimg me hed be OKAY going back to a temple he's fighting tooth amd nail to get away from??????#shut your bitch mouth the fuck up #you will do good by my boy or i end bloodlines

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rxkuyo · 1 year

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the urge to tell this woman that she's fucking dumb in the pettiest most angry way vs. me having to calm myself down and be as friendly about pointing out things she might want to reconsider because I am trying to help this horse and telling her off in any way will just result in her shutting down and not considering my (very valid) points at all

#yoooooo bitch you're killing your horse because you're fucking dumb <3 much love <3 get help <3 #getting her a 'get well soon'- card but I'm referring to her mental state <3 #I'm severely pissed off and angry again but whatever else is new #just give this horse away to someone who cares and will pay vetbills instead of sending their kids to expensive ass private schools #and going on vaca 4 times a year so that their kids have something exciting to talk about at their stupid expensive private schools #while your horse can't fucking breath cause you won't pay for vet visits + meds lmao #boo fucking hoo we have to pay 150€ a month for someone to clean out our kid's rabbit's stalls because our kids have never learned #to take responsibility for their pets and won't look after their rabbits - that they absolutely desperately needed #and also never cared about once ever since they got them - and now we can't afford this sick horses' meds because we're broke #also we're going on vaca next month can you please stand in at work for me ? thanks #I hate this place I hate this place I hate this place I hate that I supported this place for so long #I just want this poor horse outta there and in good hands #fucking why is it so hard to get that she's gonna get him killed with her bullshit #oh he's not coughing as much meaning he's now healthy and he no longer has permanent lasting lung damage because magic or w/e ????#so now we're not giving him his meds anymore because he's in perfect health. no sickness in this horse. none #like woman ??? he. can't. fucking. BREATHE. OH MY GOD #maim bite kill kill slaughter bite bite scratch maim bite bite kill etc etc

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