#i will say this as many times as i can Simeon is just a vibe

[optimisticstudentangel]

♱✮♱Simeon is the type to... ♱✮♱

Simeon is the type who would fit into your family without any problems. On the day when you decided to introduce your partner to your family, he did not feel any discomfort and quickly found a common language with them. Both of your parents gave their blessing and wished you two a wonderful future.

Simeon loves children, you've known that for a long time. If you have younger brothers and sisters, then know that they are now his relatives too. He would often suggest taking the younger ones on your walks. And he would often spoil them with all sorts of goodies and gifts.

Simeon would also suggest that Luke make friends with your siblings.

Angel would suggest creating a family early, if you certainly don't mind (including the possibility of adopting someone). There are times when he slips thoughts out loud about what a wonderful family you two would be.

Simeon is the type who prefers to give. Did you want the last piece of delicious pie? Of course it's yours. Do you need his attention? He will try to finish his business as soon as possible to give you what you want. Do you want a kiss? He's already climbing up to you to kiss you gently.

However, Simeon also likes to receive. Although it will be unusual for him at first, but in the end he will quickly get used to it. He will not require you to take care of him, but he will always be grateful to receive signs of attention from you.

He's the type who likes moderate spontaneity. Let's say, after a good dinner in a restaurant, you walk home and hear music from afar. He will offer you to dance to it. Both of you are dancing under the moonbeams, fortunately the streets surrounding you are illuminated and you can admire each other. You don't care that people stop to look at you and that they pay attention to your actions. Does it really matter? After all, you and Simeon having so much fun.

Simeon is the type who likes to walk in the rain. He likes to fool around with you and show youthful behavior. And he also likes the well-known cliche moment, where partners share one umbrella for two. He will ask you to get as close to him as possible so that you don't get wet. Angel also likes to wrap his arms around your waist and stroke you.

An angel does not mind just wrapping up in a blanket and reading a book in rainy weather. He invites you to spend this time alone with him. At such moments, each of you are doing your own business, sitting on the same sofa, sharing your warm blanket and hugging each other.

Simeon is the type who is always looking for inspiration in everything. Every creator needs to draw an idea from something, as this greatly simplifies the work process. Therefore, the angel is always looking for something new that can catch his eye. But inspiration comes and goes, and some things remain. Such as a personal muse. Simeon only needs one look at you, and he already feels much better. He can light you a dozen books and never lose ideas.

In addition, he likes to leave little references about you in each of his published books. He gives his characters some of your character traits and your habits. Reading his work, you always notice these references and are touched by this

[astaroth1357]

Oh God, What Have We Done??: Father!Belphegor Headcanons

You know, I was going to write this for Simeon, and I still might, but Belphie lost the Dad poll and I must right an injustice when I see one.

Content: Somehow incredibly fluffy with Big Happy Family vibes; mostly meme fodder

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I refuse to believe this could have been planned. No person in their right mind is going to look at Belphie and go, "Oh yeah. That's some real good father material right there!" Belphegor wouldn't even say that to himself.

Either a condom broke, a pill was skipped, or some orphaned demon child imprinted on these two like a baby duck and followed them home. Either way, NO ONE wanted this, but it's happening.

Belphegor's reaction to realizing that he's a Dad:

Everyone else's reaction to realizing Belphegor is a Dad:

Beel's reaction to realizing that he is an Uncle:

But seriously though, Beel is the only one with any kind of unwavering faith that his twin can pull this off. Never doubts him for a second and never will.

Everybody else though....? Well. Satan is already cleaning out the local libraries of their parenting books, Asmo's searching Mommy blogs, and Lucifer keeps staring off into the middle distance like he's questioning every single life decision that has brought them to this point. Fear is rampant, despair is on high.

The biggest worry is that Belphegor is going to leave MC more or less high and dry. He's not exactly known to be a "go-getter" when times are tough and though he has his soft side, sure, no one would call it particularly "nurturing."

Diavolo and Barbs weren't even sure if they should announce the news to the realm. Of course one of the Lords of the Hell having an offspring is a pretty big deal but under these circumstances...

What if it was treated like a joke by the populous? Painting a target for ridicule on Belphie and MC's backs had to be the LAST thing anybody wanted...

Even Belphegor, in a pretty heartbreaking moment of self-reflection, tried to convince Beel to take over for him instead. Not to shirk the responsibility, but out of pure acknowledgement that he would make the better father between them...

Beel, of course, was not having this for a second. And you know what? Everyone would do well to listen to the wisdom of Beel! Because he knew instinctively something that everyone else had conveniently forgotten-

No matter the circumstances, Belphie's kid was a part of the family. And that meant that they, the MC, and even Belphie himself were never going to be doing this alone.

And that fact was proven quickly enough when every member of the family, extended or otherwise, stepped up to lend a hand.

Levi and Mammon took it on themselves to go out and buy whatever baby items they needed and seemingly came in every day with handfuls upon handfuls of bottles, baby gates, socket covers, and TOYS (literally so many toys. They bought more toys than diapers).

Lucifer and Asmo set to work on renovating a nursery/kid's room almost immediately. The eldest had the plans drafted within a week of the news while Asmo buried MC and Belphie in paint swatches and magazine catalogs for the walls and decor.

Satan roped Beel in to help him train Belphegor to be a little less lazy and more attentive to the MC and the baby. Even going so far as to curse a baby monitor to sound like fog horn to him and only him if the kid began to cry.

The angels chipped in with gifts and free offers to babysit (mostly from Simeon, but Luke is already eyeing the little one like a baby sibling and is protective as such).

Solomon uh... Well Solomon offered to cook MC whatever they wanted through the pregnancy at first, but when that got a HARD veto he switched to just giving HoL a touch of magic baby proofing. Nobody can figure out how to get under the kitchen sink anymore, but that means the baby won't either!

And, of course, despite Belphegor not liking him much, Diavolo is probably the BEST psudeo-uncle a kid could have. He's already sent Barbatos out to curate the best baby food and Lucifer is training him on how to hold infants properly so he can take turns being babysitter with Simeon.

As a father... Belphie isn't perfect. He did whine more than a few times about no longer being the "baby" everyone doted on. A couple times, he may even act just as childish as his kid...

But in the moments late at night when he's rocking them in his arms, dead tired from being awake for hours but determined to make sure they sleep first...

Or when he's walking around the House with them tucked to his chest because they'll never cry if he holds them.

How he pays attention to every little thing that interests them so he can craft each of their dreams more exciting than the last...

Or how he, more than any of the others, knows what a precious treasure it is to be with those you love since you never know when they'll be gone...

He'll do alright. With the love and support of everyone else, their child will have everything they need...

As long as they don't turn out as spoiled as he is 💀

[misc-obeyme]

I have so many thoughts. SO MANY THOUGHTS.

Spoilers for Lesson 20 under the cut.

From a storytelling standpoint, Lesson 20 was kind of underwhelming for me. It was kinda boring.

Everything is totally resolved and then we have a party? And MC is given the completely pointless title of Devilsitter? And the Celestial Realm is just like yeah okay see ya.

Seriously, Diavolo? Everybody knows you just made that up. Also why did they have to give him that goofy hat? I think this would've been a little more impactful if he'd been in demon form, you know? Anyway...

It felt like we went through all of that for a whole lot of nothing.

It also feels like they want to tell a more complicated story and that's why this whole separate app situation began. But then they were like well we wanna keep some of the overall vibe, so it still has to have seasons and the first one still has to be twenty lessons. Like they should've just scrapped that and let the story play out how needs to. Because I felt like they were just putting filler in there so that they could extend the Nightbringer part of the story into the next season.

All that aside, though, there were things I did enjoy about the lesson, mostly involving the usual character shenanigans.

Sometimes it really feels like Simeon is just always on the outside, longing to be part of this family. He loves them so much he's willing to sacrifice his own standing to help them, but he also knows he's not part of them. We already knew this of course, considering he does exactly that in the OG to make sure MC gets to stay with them. I just feel like Simeon is so selfless. And it's kind of heartbreaking? I just want to hug him.

And oh, my sweet precious Barbatos... if you choose him to escort you, he says some amazing things.

YES. TAKE ME. I'M READY.

Is this the fancy butler way of saying I love you? Don't misunderstand, I am so soft for sweet kisses to the back of someone's hand, but if you think that's gonna cut it, sir, I really need you to try harder.

What can I say, I just want Barbatos to profess his undying love. I want him to break his butler persona and spill his heart out. I want him to actually tell us exactly how he feels and what he's been through and how hard it must have been to live the way he has for so long with the power of time and space at his fingertips. Ugh. Okay, sorry I'm getting off track here. We already know I could probably write another couple of essays about Barbatos aside from the one I've already written lol.

I would be remiss if I didn't talk about Solomon in this lesson, too...

I thought this was an interesting reaction from him when MC asks him to be the brothers' ally. Like yeah, obviously not against the human world, but this was about keeping the brothers in the Devildom? I'm trying not to read too much into it since it could just be that they wanted to make it seem like MC was the one who convinced everybody and stuff. Like okay whatever!

But truly the best Solomon moment was if MC chooses him to give them the "special emblem."

SOLOMON. My stupid wizard loving heart can't take it when you say stuff like this!

And then the forehead kiss, I was just like this is so soft and sweet I'm losing my miiiiind.

What can I say about it other than it was great? Of course I went back and chose all the options. Having Diavolo or Lucifer give you the emblem is pretty sweet, too. But there is just something next level about it being Solomon because of the whole master/apprentice thing, but also because he's the only one who knows what you're really going through. I just really love him, okay?

Lastly, I have to say I was a bit surprised with Mephisto in this lesson... he's starting to grow on me.

Mephisto! I'm pretty sure that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!

For once, I agreed with him. Also, if it was actually me, I'd be like your arguments are pointless because my last dance is going to be with Thirteen.

I was expecting a little more after the end credits, but it was just a repeat of those weird Nightbringer lines from one of the earlier lessons... I can't remember which one it was. I was really expecting Nightbringer to make a final appearance, but nope.

The hard lesson completely blew my mind, though. I have to make a separate post just for that.

In the end, this lesson had some good parts, but it definitely just felt like filler because they needed to end the season. We're not getting any real answers until next season, apparently. I swear if I have to wait for a season three for some decent answers, I will be flipping tables.

Of course, I'm really just here for the hot anime characters so... I'll just go back to simping as soon as I'm done table flipping lol.

[getosbunsblog]

Simeon (if you're comfortable writing for him at all) for A and any other letters you want for nsfw alphabet?

SIMEON NSFW ALPHABET

All letters cuz I love him so much

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

An angel, literally. Whatever you want he’s got you covered. Treats you like royalty

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His shoulders and your shoulders, don’t ask me to explain. Cuz I just get the feeling he’s a shoulder man

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Likes to cum in your mouth. He loves it when you swallow because he feels like part of him is inside you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Priest kink??? Maybe. He either wants to worship you or be worshipped

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

IDDKKK he’s very difficult for me. Like they haven’t confirmed the exact thoughts the angels in obey me have on sex. Maybe a virgin. He just seems too innocent. But looks can be deceiving

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary, he likes looking into your eyes and being able to kiss you easily

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

More serious and romantic, he sees this as like a big deal. It’s like a huge step for you two

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Well groomed, he gives me like waxed vibes. For some reason

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

King of intimacy. He refuses to call it “fucking” he’s a “love making” kind of dude. It’s his intent to be as intimate as possible. He likes to hold your hand while he’s making love to you

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Whilst I think he’s mostly innocent, you make him into a big perv. Everything you do turns him on so he has to go take care of himself while looking at your devilgram posts

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise kink. Will not stop complimenting you. Don’t even ask. This motherfucker will not stop

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In the bedroom, he sees it as a private thing. Something shared between lovers and lovers alone

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Everything, but when you fall asleep on him looking all innocent that’s one of his biggest turn ons

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

NO HITTING, and he will be a lil bit shy if you ask to be degraded too

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Giving, he wants to give you pleasure. He might not know a lot but he studies your reactions

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and DEEP. Like really deep. You swear you can feel it in your intestines.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He would rather take his time, but whatever you want, he wants. So if you want to risk being seen in the hall he’s down

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Like I said. He’s down. If anyone (BUT LUKE) has a chance of catching you he’ll mention it but he’ll still continue

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s not that experience (if he even is at all) but I think like three rounds is his regular

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He invested in some so he could use them while he thought of you. So he could control himself more. He would love to try them on you soon. Watching you cum over and over again sounds like paradise to him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He probably denies you orgasm but when he finally gives it too you he makes sure to overstimulate you

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud whimper like moans. Even if he’s on top. Similar to Levi’s. In short a high pitched soft moan

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I actually think he get jealous of the demons around you. He thinks he would fuck u better and that you would rather sleep with like luci. And diavolo, he’s nice but sometimes when he’s too nice to you Simeon gets a lil bit overprotective

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

A solid 8.5, regular girth. it’s like pretty. Which is rare for a cock to look that nice.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s secretly a horn dog so I think always. He just wants to always be that close to you

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You’re long asleep by the time he even considers it. He loves watching you sleep. Not in a creepy way……actually, yes in a creepy way

[the-six-that-thrive-if]

I am definitely holding out hope for Ro to become an RO then!! 👀

Can you give us any facts/info about him? And also about the rest of our coworkers. How long has MC been working there?

FACTS ABOUT TSTT

Facts About Ro!!

Full Known Name: Ro Simeon

Age: 27

D.O.B: June 24th

Favorite Color: Blue

Least Favorite: Red

Favorite Animal: Eagles

Least Favorite: Snakes

Ro Fun Facts:

Ro is short for Roman and one of the meanings of Simeon is "reputation", so his full name means Roman's Reputation.

He adores children and young kids and wants to have a son or daughter, he's not picky at all. But he wants to have a happy family!

His favorite Holiday is Christmas and he loves winter months! Even though he was born in the summer, some say (Mary says) that on his birthday it snowed.

Despite how sweet and honest he is, he's quite secretive. No one knows his original district but that he just moved to District Six. He can easily change the subject and avoid questions without people knowing.

Ro is absolutely horrible with technology. He struggles using his phone except the absolute basics and often is asking questions about how certain things work. It took him a month to properly text and send pictures and stuck to only phone calls. He loves using his voice to text and will do so shamelessly while he's working.

He wears reading glasses but he doesn't need them since he has perfect vision. They make him feel smart.

More Fun Facts!

No one that works at the Coffee Shop knows much about Ro nor where he lives. Many assume Uptown or Downtown, but no one is sure, not even Earl, who's been working at the Coffee Shop for about 5 years, but Ro has been working there longer. No one knows exactly how long though.

Ro is the one who offered Mary & Thomas jobs.

He offered Mary a job because he met her randomly and she wouldn't stop talking to him and he found that adorable, while for Thomas, he was trying to break into the coffee shop but got caught by Ro, who found it funny and invited him to work so he wouldn't have to get in trouble.

Earl is 34 and purposely mute, though it's assumed if he knows sign language. Only Ro has heard him talk. (Mary and Thomas have tried on multiple occasions but fail everytime.)

Sallie is 23 and has worked at the coffee shop for around three months and recently moved to District Six. They have horrible anxiety and are practically scared of everything, but have a huge social following from gaming.

Mary and Thomas are 16, and they're practically cousins. Going to the same Uptown Highschool and both extremely privileged, neither of them have ever seen Downtown Six.

You have been working at the coffee shop since you were 19, spending the first year in district six unable to keep a job, until Ro saw you walking and thought you had a good vibe and offered you a job.

How They View You:

Ro: Ro really really likes you! He isn't sure why he does but simply puts it that you have a real alluring vibe and energy that makes him want to be around you! He worries a lot about you.

Earl: He likes you. Treats you like his own child and enjoys your energy when you get comfortable around people. He's quite the protective person.

Sallie: They keep their distance. Not that they hate you, but they just sorta don't like you.... But they sorta dont like anyone, except Earl, who it's assumed they like romantically. Though their hate may be actually a hidden crush.

Mary: Adores you! You are practically her big sibling! She loves you so much and tells you all the time she has the weirdest dreams about you!

Thomas: He likes you as well, he thinks you're a cool person and admires you. There's not much else you know.

[downbadmostofthetime]

I ranked all of the obey me songs so here are my rankings + my opinions

sorry for large wall of text idk how tumblr works tbh

25th: Our Destiny- Solomon

I listened to this song like once and then never again

This song is so bad I’m sorry

I can see why I never touched this song again after it came out oh my god

24th: On Your Way- Demon Brothers

Roblox Tycoon Music

First time listening and it’s eh

Yeah no I don’t like it

23rd: My Wish- Luke

I’m so sorry Luke I love you as a son you are my son my boy but this song just ain’t it

Sounds like a youtube gachatuber intro song

This song is not good I have nothing else to say

22nd: Telepathy- Beel and Belphie

Honestly I’ve never really liked this song

It’s cute but it’s just not my thing

Somehow I forgot Beel and Belphie were twins. I don’t know how but I did

SATOSHI ONISHI

Yeah I don’t really have much to say

21st: Arcadia- Lucifer

The guitar here is tasty

I don’t like the voice distortion. Also Lucifer sounds weird in some parts

I don’t really like the music after the first chorus. It sounds like it belongs somewhere else than in his song

I forgot how high-pitched Lucifer sounds here, it’s not a bad thing though it’s just a bit jarring

I don’t hate this song as much as I used to though (I think)

20th: It’s My Party- Demon Brothers

I forgot if this is the opening or the ending song

It’s a nice song I guess

The chorus hits but everything else misses

19th: Choose Me- Mammon, Levi and Asmo

Ah yes, the unfortunate leftovers forced to sing together (because Beel and Belphie have their twin dynamic and Lucifer and Satan have that hatred or whatever, if that makes sense)

This song is alright? I used to like it a lot more but now it’s just kinda bad

One of those songs that’d be overplayed on the radio that I would get sick of very quickly

I thought Asmo had an extra finger on the cover art

18th: Trigger- Levi, Asmo and Beel

The leftovers forced to sing together part 2 (Why are Levi and Asmo in both leftover songs)

When did this song come out (it came out today)

I don’t like this song much

Actually I lied it’s okay (I guess)

Why does Beel sound like the butler guy from Paradox Live

17th: Question Love- Simeon

Simeon my boy what did they do to you

I used to hate this song but it slowly grew on me

Another overplayed radio song

The cover art holy shit

Please give Simeon another character song Yu Hirata slayed but the song does him so dirty

Simeon sounds like his voice has been heavily autotuned(?)

16th: Are You Ready?- Mammon

Mammon sounds like he’s talking for most of the song (if not, all of it)

Rather than being an overplayed radio songs, it sounds like one of those gems that gets played once a month on the radio

This song is nice

15th: Rock On!!- Lucifer and Mammon

I actually like this song

I didn’t expect to like it as much as I do

I have nothing else to say

14th: With You- Demon Brothers

A slow song

I like this one

I also have nothing else to say really

13th: Dreamscape- Belphie

I love Satoshi Onishi btw his voice is so nice

This song is like a breath of fresh air and I love it

I don’t have much to say about this song other than I love Satoshi Onishi’s voice

12th: Take It Easy- Satan and Belphie

I like this song way more than I thought I would

This song is a huge vibe

11th: Read My Heart- Satan

It’s a nice and calming song, like Belphie’s, it’s a breath of fresh air

Shinya Sumi did such a great job here

I’m such a huge sucker for slow songs

Refreshed my brain thank you Satan Obey Me

10th: Eternal- Demon Brothers

Another breath of fresh air

I really like how this one sounds

This was my first time listening to this song and I really liked it!

It reminds me of when I cried to an a3 song (the slow song where every actor sings)

If I was deep into my Obey Me phase still I probably would’ve cried to this song today

9th: No.1- Diavolo

I went insane when this song came out

I was so happy to see that the side characters were getting songs that I exploded into a million pieces

I replayed the trailer so many times the full version did not disappoint

King

8th: My Chance!- Levi

I love the music in this song, it sounds like it belongs in a game

If I recall, Satoshi Kada didn’t really have much singing experience prior to this song

BUT HE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS!!

This song has made me cry before

Leviathan my scrunkly

7th: Hungry Six Pack- Beel

GOD I LOVE SONGS LIKE THIS

This was the first song to come out after I got into Obey Me (January 2021) so it’s special to me in some way

I love how in some parts Beel sounds kind of desperate to get rid of his hunger, really adds more to him and his character

What kind of title is ‘Hungry Six Pack’ though 🤨

6th: Pomade- Asmo

I love Miura Ayme he solos

I’ve probably also cried to this song before

Sounds like an idol boy song that i’d hear 200+ times but actually like

Yes hit those high notes!! Pop off!!

Would anyone believe me if I said Asmo is my favourite demon brother

Ugly crying to his song rn (help me)

5th: Passion- Lucifer and Satan

I remember wanting this song to be a heavy metal duet . It’s not but I still like it

I think I went insane when this song came out

Such a banger

I think my dad likes this song

They harmonise so well!!

4th: Sinful Indulgence- Miura Ayme

THIS SONG IS SO GOOD FOR AN OPENING

I wish more people would listen to Miura’s songs it’s just banger after banger

I think my parents like this song

This song goes so hard Miura Ayme never misses

3rd: Celestial Ray- Miura Ayme

I did not know Celestial Ray was an Obey Me song

THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING GOOD

The slow part!! Before the chorus!!!!

Miura Ayme has never missed part 2

2nd: Loveless- Miura Ayme

Three Miura Ayme songs back to back

God I love Miura Ayme’s songs

I’ve cried to this song

IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD

Ugly crying at the chorus

Obey Me devs please let Miura Ayme make more songs for Obey Me. They all go so hard

THE SLOW PART OH MY GOD more ugly crying

1st: Crazy About You- Barbatos

I went fucking INSANE when the trailer for this song dropped

IT’S SUCH A GOOD SONG

God that chorus HITS. IT’S SO GOOD

I am the Barbatos Fan ever!!

I replayed the trailer for this song so many times when it came out

THE WHISPERING

This song sent me to the ER from how good it is

THE GUITAR SOLO??? HELLO?????

They should give Barbatos another solo song he slayed fr

[asmomyluv]

Ranking Obey Me Nicknames

This is just a fun post of me ranking the fandom given nicknames for the obey me boys! If I missed any let me know and I can add them or do this again depending on how many! P.S if I seem like I’m hating on a nickname I’m not! Being dramatic my aggressive is my form of humor 😔 I’m working on it I swear

12.Lulu- Luke

This just feels like bullying😭 I know his name isn’t the easiest to come up with nicknames for I’ll give it that. But I feel like he’d just be offended by this it feels like the name of a small dog and well…. you know

11. Sol - Solomon

At this point just make something up I can’t. Like “Sol come here real quick” it’s not a real sentence

10. Didi - Diavolo

Honestly I just don’t vibe with it? Idk it’s not terrible or anything but I’ve seen better.

9. Luci - Lucifer

Again I know Lucifer isn’t the easiest to give nicknames to but I’m like, again it feels insulting almost given how feminine the name sounds but at the same time it’s such an easy name to whine if you wanted him to give in that sounds so sexual sorry😭 like I could see you trying to get him away from work and just “Luci pleaseeee” and that’s like the only time he appreciates it

8. Tantan - Satan

There’s just better out there yk this is the kinda nickname you use when you want something and the other person is like “shit what do they want now”

7. Barb - Barbatos

It’s only ok because it’s him saying it out loud feels awkward tho like “barb” and then an actual person responds idk but it’s ok because it’s butler man

6. Levi - Leviathan

I’m sorry but it’s hard for anything to beat the number 3 spot… anywho I think Levi is a good nickname but side note I had such a hard to trying to figure out how to pronounce it caus it it like the Levi in Leviathan than or is it more like “Levie” idk maybe that’s the same thing and I’m going coocoo

5. Angel - Simeon

YESYESYES look it’s so good cause Angel is just a general pet name but yk he’s an ACTUAL Angel so it’s just yk.. o.o ok also it’s super cute and I feel like he’d get flustered cause he’s been called “an Angel” but it’s just diffrent yk ok yea I think you get it

4. Mams - Mammon

It’s cutie patootie of him and it’s giving he wanted a nickname so bad that he decided to make it work and he couldn’t be happier whenever you say it so I love him and he loves the name we’re all happy

3. Asmo- Asmodeus

Pretty pretty name for a pretty pretty boy

2. Belphie - Belphegor

Ok it’s basic I know but it’s cute. Like he’s such a Belphie yk? I’d expect literally nothing else but for Belphie to act like a Belphie and we’ll he does!

1. Bub - Beelzebub

ITS. SO. CUTE. Am I biased because Beel is my fav? Uhm maybe maybe not… But Bub is such a cute nickname for literally anyone but for him it hits ten times harder since it’s part of his name. Bub or Bub’s just feels like such a soft name and given how powerful and even aggressive his name naturally sounds giving it a more tender sound is AHHHH it’s so good.

[unsleepingtales]

Episode four! I missed the bad kid’s insanity so much <3

Episode four of every season they’re shy!

In space no one can feel you dying 💀

“What’s the drinking age?” “You guys have murdered SO many people”

Kalinaaaaaa

Hiiiii

Oh she’s an actual cat now!

She/they pronouns for Cassandra are back!

Kristen’s middle name is on her character page now!! Kristen Chilis Applebees!

Catchin me on my left foot hereeee gato.

Ooh they’ve got other offers

Why would you SAY that

That definitely circumvents the truth in a cool way……

When your only two followers fight :(

Just stop saying it pleaseeeeee

Say a n y t h i n g other than that

Hot.

Oooh the mall!

Why would you SAY THAT

So many of them have stars in their hats! And I have stars in my body! :D

I love Cassandra so so much

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa Kristen when you’re in the dark she’s there holding your hand. She gives you forehead kisses

KVX BANK????

Oh well that makes it all okay then!

:(

Oh my GOD

What the fuck Bill

CHUNGLEDOWNNNNN

God the fucking. D20 directly reflecting my life experiences.

Simeon du Vayne the new lunch lad. What’s your vibe

Ooh third eye is sick

I love that they’re never gonna say her name right

Scabby!!

Gorthalax! Hi!

On my first day of high school this guy yelled fresh meat at all of us and he continued to be a pain in the ass all fucking year

Fig. Fig no.

It does seem like the rat grinders might be direct foils to the bad kids. Let’s see how this goes!

Kipperlilly did not come at y’all nearly as hard as Kristen went aggro at her

Is it the sack of rats trick?? Is that where they got the name???

IT IS THE SACK OF RATS TRICK. FUCK.

I love how pissed they all are about this

THIS is what riz has never been more mad about ❤️

Girlie!!

The bad guy this season is just xp leveling 😭😭

God how high level are they????

Kindlesnap Whatsherface

Dome!!!!

He’s just a guy!

Please please nat 20

Crushing. That’s crushing

I love ripped jeans gorgug <3

That is SO much

Corsica Jones is HOT

Kristen and Riz dynamic duoooo

Riz Gukgak character of all time

FIG

Archaeologist Siobhan Thompson!!

Really emphasizing the ‘sorry what’ thing that post was talking about

Fig barbarian level!

That energy is more intense than anything fig tried to imply from goldenhoard

If the cig figs break up I’m gonna be fucking devastated

Oh yeah the junior year eggs. Okay.

Can I have some of your girlfriend’s hair? I need it for school.

I love that we all called the kill mum idea

She really should get paid for the elven oracle shit

Inclusive kinggggg

Ooh maybe I’ll wear my owlbears sweatshirt tomorrow. (Best holiday gift I got!

Ah the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush

Max Durden!! He’s so cute.

Love that for him tbh

THIRTY FIVE

Who is this motherfucker

What the fuck are you doing

(Zac wheezing in excruciating pain)

Don’t align yourself with her Riz

What!

I love that everyone is going so aggro on the buttcrushers. Absolutely demolish their asses.

“You don’t have to call me coach” oh OUCH

Bucky Applebees!!!

Love the paladin repppppp

Oh kiddo

Oh Kiddo :(

I’m not trying to be cool I’m trying to be president

RATGRINDERS CLERIC IS HELIOIC

The BUTTFUCKERS? ALLY.

She’s had a lot of jobs but not that many of them were… legal.

Fabian’s so lonely :(

Bad kids study party!!! Real and confirmed!!!!

Aww I was so excited for Adaine to work at Basrar’s but the mall is fun too

Hmm. Sketchy!

German shepherd mode <3

Emily and Ally are having SO much fun with this

The procrastination is so fucking real

I’ve deeply missed you

WHAT what does that mean why is this the case

Oooh okay I’m really getting the sense that that blue mall battle set is the Synod

Sunglass kiosk. Palm tree. Mall things.

Ooh I just noticed seacaster manor in the background of the dome art

Strudel dimension, don’t put your hand in it. Don’t! Put your hand in it!

We don’t know if the strudel is infinite it just hasn’t ended yet.

I’m obsessed with this guy.

I’m so obsesssed

Mazey Phaedraaaaa

Oh my godddddddd

“I’m from hell” girly I love you to death but you are from downtown elmville

Ooohohohohoh she’s good at this

I love dnd mechanics manifesting as real elements of life within game

Awww

I don’t know as much about warlocks as I should really do this is great

That’s SO SICK I LOVE HER

Ragh!!!

Babe you cannot make student government cool. You just can’t.

Oooooof

What is this energy

Crab kinggggggg

We’re so fucking back

I’m Christian Delnore and I have Children!

OOP

Kristen’s energy is SO wild this year. She said she was trying to move past chaos and then came out the gate with This energy

Tracker’s dating the fucking Princess. Of course.

Messy high school relationships :)

That’s how it goes!

The intense side eye I am giving the whole situation

Kristen do you wanna fuck Kalina

What do you want with the president??? (To say hi)

Hell yeah gsa member Kristen Applebees

Torek with the button press!

I love them SO much I missed the bad kids SO FUCKING MUCH

Ohhhh this is the backstory of that button from the merch drop ok

They’re so unhinged

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

Torek Railgrinder Theater Kid!!

Oh noooo

WHAT

Oh fuck

Why would you volunteer ANY information

She was a fucking turncoatttt

The name keeps getting further and further from anything

Stone cold

So excited for the party

HOT

SHE’S SO HOT

Oh god

Zero separation of church and state

Oh FUCK

What oh no oh god please no

AAAAAAAAAAA okay I guess next weeks is the mall fight!

I am so scared and so excited.

It’s our time! It’s our year! It’s all gonna be okay!

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #18

Simeon: What are the healthiest teas

Raphael: Honesty

Luke: integrity

Michael: loyalty

Simeon: Can y’all ever just give me a normal answer

•

Luke: I’ve noticed a trend in life. The larger a thing is, the more likely it is to be evil. This applies to companies, YouTubes, people, and mountains.

Lucifer: In cases of dogs the direct opposite is true

Diavolo: A notable outlier

•

Leviathan: I’m not going for the ‘best post ever’ vibe

I’m going for the ‘it’s 4am and this is literally the only post that has popped up on my feed so I might as well reblog it’ vibe

Mammon : You’ve failed at both

Leviathan: I am going to liquidate all of my assets and use the money to hire hitmen to slap you daily for the rest of your life

•

Satan: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed

Mephistopheles: No

Satan: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

Lucifer: Word*

Satan: I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door

•

Leviathan: Fan fiction is always like “I’m Sonics husband and I’m from - ! Illinois!”

Mammon: My teacher made a fan fiction where he shot me

MC: Not to sound like a person who can predict the future, but you’re definitely going to get shot by your teacher in real life

•

Mammon: Still don’t know how to spell spagetti without autocorrect

Simeon: Where’s the h

Mammon: An H???

•

Raphael: What are YOUR resolutions for the new year?

Leviathan: 1080p

Raphael: Back to hell with you

Mammon: I feel 144p

Raphael: This post is 5 months old yet you decided to bring it back mid year for the same joke someone said literally right above you

•

Asmodeus: Remember to drink water babes

Mammon: No

Asmodeus: Then become the dirt I walk on

•

Diavolo: I am the tsar of tumblr now if you wanna do something you gotta ask me

Asmodeus: Permission to cum sir

Diavolo: I am no longer the tsar of tumblr

•

Leviathan: The future: holograms can physically touch you and there are 12 cases of homicide committed by Hatsune Miku

•

Diavolo: De…

Past: -ez nuts

Present: -spacito

Future: -nmark has fallen

Michael: Diavolo are you trying to tell us something…

Diavolo: Just funny jokes gaha g

•

Leviathan: Jk howling needs to shut up before she makes ganondorf canonically have a 16 inch penis

Simeon: I know your mind is a dark place but… you can’t just… say things like that

Leviathan: Time and time again has it been proven that I CAN and WILL say these things

•

Belphegor: I have too many enchanted crystals and not enough blood sacrifices to do anything with them

Asmodeus: Hiii

Belphegor: Heeey sacrifice

•

Solomon: Fun Fact, if you were to take all of the blood out of your body and put it in a bathtub you’d die

Barbatos: Source?

Solomon: No

•

Mammon: My new song ‘toss me into the sun’ will be the antithesis to fly me to the moon

Simeon: Then call it “Toss me into the sun”

Mammon: What part of this post did you manage to miss

•

Barbatos: What are your opinions on clocks/time?

Asmodeus: I thought you were asking my opinion on cocks and slime and I simply took it like a normal ask

•

Beelzebub: Why the fuck is brown sugar so goddamn TASTEE

Solomon: Try gray sugar!

Raphael: Gun powder?

Solomon: Too busy eating gray sugar to fucking care what you just said

•

Diavolo: When’s your bedtime

Solomon: Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods

•

Diavolo: Hey do any of my followers know how to render REALLY good?

Lucifer: I can render my enemies immobile

Diavolo: I meant 3D computer render but I’ll keep you in mind for future reference

[goblinselfshippr]

It is brainrot time for me and Simeon

Hdjdjsk so usually in my notebooks I have a little pre-established siren lore bc I'm living my best undercover siren/angelkin life About how sirens were fallen angels that swore loyalty to Demeter and were sent to guard Persephone (until they let Persephone slip out to Hades one too many times and Demeter yeeted them into the ocean)

ANYWAY how this pertains to the fic below the cut (5 PARAGRAPHS, you have been warned)

This would make it so I would have been raised in the human world with like zero knowledge of the Celestial realm. So the OMSWD story of being a human world exchange student would be hysterical because I would fr be like "you guys just said I had to be a human world resident. Never said anything about being a human" (cue Lucifer being PISSED and Dia thinking its funny)

Hsjsjs I would probably be super standoffish to the angels because I like doing whatever the hell I want and cursing BUT I think Raphael would be the one that I start being friends with first bc he gives me fellow neuro-spicy vibes and I'm p sure its cannon that he has top tier roasts/insults (affectionate).

Lucifer is a messy bench that loves the drama so he 100% tries to shove me into their paths too. Says its because I am "actively damaging the exchange program by ignoring the other exchange students" but its actually because any time Simeon comes within 5 feet of me I go stupid. Gets even worse when he overhears a convo between Asmo&I about how I want to bite the shit out of his "prime cut boy tummy" 😭

I can definitely be bribed with sweets which would make it easier for Simeon and Luke to also befriend me. Their job would probably be 10x easier if I ever actually came to their dormhouse (fuck Solomon idgaf about how many people like him, I think that creep would try and either make a pact w me to control me OR try to sell me for potion ingredients). They would have to go out of their way to see me until I feel comfortable enough to just crawl in through their windows🤦 I might use the door once. Maybe.

High key I think Luke would be the one that brings up to Simeon that I don't know anything about the celestial realm even though my ancestor was a fallen- actually idk if Luke would be allowed around me bc I swear like a sailor and listen to shit like Pillow Talking by Lil Dicky.... Idk I still think if he found out he would INSTANTLY try to plot with Simeon to show me things about the Celestial realm.

[cinnabun-faerie]

Favorite Characters Ranking!

A/N: So, before I may have said I was gonna make it weekly, and forgot about it 😅 so why not just do it every month or so. There always seems to be new developments. Also I would love to do more rankings on characters or series' or games

You can find the first ranking list here !

Warning: Potential spoilers (FFXIV especially). Most of this is just me simping and being in love with these characters.

Ranking Notes:

Haurchefant/Emet-Selch/Hythlodaeus will always be best boys in my heart

Danganronpa will not be included in the ranking this time as all my ranks for the characters remain the same

I'm adding Blush Blush/Crush Crush characters for fun

characters with go up or down on the chart by how much I hyper-focus on them or spend time thinking of them (interacting with them if they are in games)

if characters go down in rank, it doesn't mean I love them less or hate them. I have to put 'em somewhere

this is just for fun

#10 Erenville, Diavolo, Mina, Finn, Bonnibel

Honestly I just need more Erenville content at this point.

Dia has gone down one but he's not complete off the list. I really like some of the mini stories on devilgram in the game 👀

Mina 🥰🥰 She's amazing

I like Finn's story and he has such a cool design

Bonnibel 🥰🥰🥰🥰 She's the sweetest southern belle and honestly she was my favorite when I first played the game (as there was not many girls at the time)

#9 Aymeric, Luke, Tsuyu, William, Eva

Aymeric went from fourth to nine

I miss him, that's all I have to say.

LUKE IS MY SON and I love him.

Tsu is amazing. Big sister vibes from her for sure.

Will is an amazing dude and honestly he's quite the romantic character 👀

Eva is just so sweet and cute and honestly she's a badass cause she's a mecha pilot.

#8 Y'shtola, Thirteen, Jiro, Stirling, Charlotte

I don't think Thirteen even moved a spot. She stays mostly cause I haven't really gotten to any story with her. But when I do 😈 fellas beware as she will take the top spot.

Y'shtola & Jiro went down one 😭 I hope they get higher soon. Especially since Jiro is my favorite female in MHA

Stirling is very intriguing since he's a vampire and a figure skater

honestly he's mesmerizing

And Charlotte, I love that she's a goth girl. If I'm honest, in another world, I would love to have her style

#7 Emet-Selch, Belphie, Aizawa, Basil, Lake

Emet-Selch is a joy. I just love and appreciate him so much more after Endwalker. I want more of him honestly.

Bels may have went down one, but that's okay. I want to squish him and cuddle him.

I'm kinda sad that Aizawa dropped. But honestly so many of them kinda pushed past him. With the current season of mha that I'm on, I'm sure that he'll be back near the top. Also, I notice that I'm very much attracted to the dad/parent type characters.

Basil 😭 I'm telling you, I want to see him be a main boy. He's kind of a Sherlock-esque character. But I think his name is more in homage to the Great Mouse Detective? Even still, I LOVED his mini story. I just love him.

Lake has to be here after Sawyer! They come in a pair. Honestly I find her so interesting. She's a painter/artist so she has a lot of knowledge of famous artworks. Just overall, she's super cute.

#6 Haurchefant, Simeon, Hawks, Cashew, Sawyer

So Haurchefant may have dropped on my list, but he's the bestest boy anyone did see

Honestly no matter where he ranks, my heart stays with him

Okay so Simeon seemed to just have dropped cause the others told him to move out of their way *cough* Mammon/Satan *cough*

I need to focus more on him again 😤 I miss him 😔🥺

Hawks really crashed into me and cupid hit me with an arrow & I just love him. I like his personality and he's attractive 👀

Okay, so Cashew is super cute. He has been since he was a Phone Fling in the game. Now that's a main boy in the game 👀 with voice lines, I've fallen for his puns and him.

Sawyer is just amazing. She's sweet and she's got a bright personality. Honestly her chemistry with her best friend Lake (who's going to be added as a main girl next, I'm so excited) just adds to her likeness.

#5 G'raha Tia, Mammon, Tamaki, Cole, Lotus

It shocks me to see G'raha go from #1 to 5!

Everyone knows me well enough now to know that I'm a major G'raha Tia simp, so this is a surprise to us all

I love him still but some of the others have stolen away my attention

Mammon is not giving up his spot so easily, so he's at #5 once again

But I'm surprised he hasn't gone up. I'm been kinda focused on him too lately. But I guess not to the extent of those in ranks 1 to 4

I've finally made it through season 4 so I definately appreciate and love Tamaki so much more. I know a lot more about him now, which is great too.

Cole used to be my all time favorite Blush Blush character. Yes, he may be a little (a lot) on the Yandere side, but I still love him (It's the voice. Definately the voice).

I LOVE LOTUS. She is probably one of the few ladies that I loved since the day they were added to the game. I love that they keep giving her little story stuff. I would really love to see her join the other main girls.

#4 Estinein, Solomon, Denki, Cole, Ruri

Estinien moves from fifth to fourth!

Honestly Estinien is amazing. I love his so much. The fact that he has beaten three of my best contenders is wild. I'm just waiting for him to break the iron grip of Urianger and take the #2 spot. Honestly I need more of him in upcoming FFXIV stuff. The new adventure stuff with him? Amazing.

Solomon has been plaguing my mind as of late. I guess I haven't given him much attention. Not to mention his song is coming out soon I think. I am awaiting that excitedly.

Denki is just so cute and energetic whenever I see him in the anime. I just wanna kiss his cheeks and tell him how much I appreciate him. Honestly I need a little bit of sunshine like him in my life.

Hehe, Volks. I just adore him. What more can I say. He's the sweetest tsundere 💕

Ruri has been in the top of my favorites since they released her into the game. She's just so cool and I enjoy her dialogue.

Honestly I've been saying for a while that she's my ideal girl in that game

#3 Hermes, Levi, Izuku, Scale, Sirina

I adore Hermes. I have since I've seen him. And just rewatching the cutscenes again, only seemed to fuel that love and adoration for him

So Levi moved from fourth place to third place due to me just having more of an attachment to him lately. That and I can relate to him a lot too. And I just wanna cuddle him and give him so much love. He deserves it.

Izuku also moved from fourth place to third! Same reason as Levi really. I've appreciated and loved him so much more as of late.

And it could also be the fact that I have a cute body pillow of him too 🥺🥰

Scale was actually my favorite boy for a time, and I'm kinda sad that he's third place now. Honestly he's just so adorable.

Also, he was a dragon boy previously, so that was actually kinda cool. It would be good to know that he's a ninja that likes to do the Naruto run.

Sirina seemed to be my favorite next to to Peanut. Honestly it's a tie but I don't wanna do a double-ranking so she landed in third.

#2 Urianger, Barbatos, Kirishima, Poe, Peanut

Urianger & Barbatos remain at spot #2 !

Let's be honest here and admit that I've just been too deprieved of Urianger lately and that's why he's here

maybe he's got an iron grip on me or something

Barbatos is my love so he stays

And Kiri was pushed out of his top spot by Kitkat (Bakugou) 😔 I still love him lots though

Poe has been on my radar since they added him to Blush Blush 👀 and just replaying his little storyline again, I just found so much more love for him

Peanut was my all time favorite but as you can plainly see, she has been bested by Mallory

#1 Fandaniel, Satan, Bakugou, Seth, Mallory

Fandaniel has been ruining my life lately

also this is the first time he's made it in my top 10!

Naturally, Tannie reigns supreme as the only one in the ranking that remained the same

Kitkat (Bakugou) is also ruining my life wtf

I don't want to admit it, but I am emotionally attached to him

not to mention I can barely sleep at night, but whenever I listen to Bakugou sleep asmr, I can sleep easily

he might just be my main comfort character as this very moment

🥺 they just released Seth as a main boy and I'm just so in love with him

🥰 Mallory 🥰 she deserves the whole world and more

[optimisticstudentangel]

Side characters and how they sleep next to you

No warning. gender neutral reader.

Summary: dateables’ sleeping positions, their bed headcanons, how it feels like sharing a bed with them

Diavolo

First of all, lets pay our attention on the royal bed. The size of the bed is big, there can lay multiple people, and there would be enough space to fit several more. So you sure can get comfortable, and not worry about any gap. It’s also cozy, feels like your body is on the cloud.

Want it or not but Diavolo is the big spoon. When he is deep in his sleep, he would uncontrollably shift next to you, and wrap his hands around you. You cannot escape his tight hugs, it even makes your body sore the next day.

When the future prince sleeps alone, he lies on his back, but when you sleep together, he lies on his side, pulling you closer to his chest. This way you doze off listening to his pulse.

Diavolo snores… But ignoring that fact, sleeping next to him is not bad. Before you two ready yourselves to bed, you always make time to just overall talk about your day. Both of you also tell how you love each other before nodding off, because sometimes Diavolo’s free time is too limited. And bedtime is the only moments you can share some quality, uninterrupted time.

Barbatos

To your surprise he, in fact has a bed. Barbatos just rarely uses it. Well, it’s time to fix it, you say to yourself.

His bed is plain and ordinary. Nothing much interesting going on there. It’s a little small, but two people can share it nevertheless.

Things are a little unusual with this demon. First of all, you need to catch a convenient time for a planned sleep with him. That might be troublesome, but let’s skip that part. If you insist good enough, he may reschedule everything, to find some time for rest.  

He always sleeps on his back. Always. For this reason, you wrap your hands around Barbatos’ arm and snuggle up to him. The butler either holds you by the waist or strokes your head with a comfortable hand.

During sleep, the demon does not make a sound. Sometimes you question yourself does he even sleeps?

Luke

Luke’s bed is very comfy, it also has some stuffed toys. Some of them were your gifts. He sleeps with all of them, not leaving out any of the plush animals.

Little angel sleeps in a fetal position, it’s so cute seeing him all curled up. Usually both of you sleep together on a sleepover. He also asks for your help to build a house made of pillows and blankets. Then you try to sleep in that little space, but it’s not very cozy, in the end both of you decide to sleep normally.

Because you are older, you need to remind Luke of his night routine. He is not forgetful though! At least that’s what he is sure about.

While both of you are napping, you unconsciously hug the angel. He is very soft and small. It’s very pleasant sleeping next to him.

Simeon

Simeon’s bed is soft, once you lay there, it’s hard to make yourself stay awake. It has many blankets and pillows. This is why his bed gives you an impression of some kind of nest. Lights in his room are dim, you like it. It’s easier to fall asleep, because of relaxing atmosphere.

He is a side sleeper, he rests in a yearner position. Its comfy for the both of you, his arms may remain under your body, and that’s enough for you to feel secure all night. Sharing a bed with Simeon is heavenly experience. His presence puts you at ease, and you get balanced nap.

Maybe because he is an angel, or his powers, but you wake up refreshed. It’s like throughout the night you were healed. And if you had headaches or felt unwell, after night it magically passed.

Also sleeping next to him gives me a vibe of a mother bear, who shelters you from any danger.

Solomon

Solomon has a bed and sofa in his room. Why do I mention that? It’s because this man often spends the night (hopefully sleeping) on his sofa. He is a night owl, and all the inspiration about new spells comes to him at night. He ignores his sleep time, to experiment on new spells.

Isn’t that unhealthy. You are worried about your fellow human, yeah, he is immortal, but he is still a human being.

His bed is average, in a lot of times there are scraps of paper on the bed, it is clear that they were written in haste. Usually Solomon does so as not to forget some new discovery about his magic research.  

Solomon sleeps on his stomach or in a starfish position, there is no in between. He accidently takes all the space, so this may be a little problem. In addition, Solomon is one of those people who lie on his partner during sleep. His leg may end up on you and you'll have to put up with it.

Be sure if you go to sleep with Solomon, there is no way back, he will not let you go and will hold you tight.  

[zevlors-tail]

Obey Me OC #4 - Auriel (Uriel)

I've officially decided that Uri is my favorite OC that I've made in a while. <3 A truly spectacular sunshine boi. Literally as bright as the sun. Here's some headcanons about him because I just love him that much.

-No one really calls him Auriel unless they are a very old friend/acquaintance, or unless he's in trouble with them

-Most angels know him as Uriel, but those closest to him call him Uri

-Uriel is a Dominion in angel ranks, though he hasn't actually been to the Human Realm in quite some time

-Older than both Lucifer and Simeon. He's been around for a looooonnnng time. Doesn't look it though! In human years, he looks about 26.

-Has a soft, higher pitched voice that's both easy on the ears and inviting; his singing voice is just as soft and lovely, and he's an essential part of the a cappella Celestial Choir (he sings both alto and soprano)

-He's got four wings in total, each made of shining aureate feathers that glimmer and radiate rays of light

-Anyone who's met him will say that being around him feels like lying down in a golden field of soft wheat under the warm sun (he gives off very pleasant vibes)

-Very friendly and charismatic, but also somehow calm like...all the time. Is a really good listener and will give very sound advice. Sometimes makes good natured jokes with the ones he's closest to (at no one else's expense)

-If you look directly into his amber colored eyes for too long, your eyesight becomes blurry temporarily due to a particular angelic power of his; it's better to stare at the many golden freckles dotted underneath them instead

-As far as angelic powers go, Auriel has the ability to Know Things without having been told or shown. Sometimes he has very detailed knowledge, and sometimes it's very vague. This gift is not the same as being able to tell the future and is vastly different from Barbatos's unique power.

-While it's not an angelic power per se, Uri is well known for crafting with his hands in all sorts of endeavors. Painting and cooking are his favorite hobbies, but metalworking is his passion

-Along those lines, he often creates Celestial Realm jewelry, weapons, and objects as he sees fit. Some of these objects include Asmo's Magic Mirror (that threw Muse into the Parallel Realm for a short period of time), Muse's Ring Of Light and Solomon's Ring of Wisdom (ironically meant to be a pair worn in matrimony), the angelic bangles, The Still-Water Basin, and Michael's sword.

-He sees things objectively about 95% of the time. If Auriel involves himself in a situation or takes somebody's side specifically in the matter, it usually means things have gotten entirely off track or that things are completely off balance from where they should be. He does not act without good reason.

-He's a lover, not a fighter. While he can defend himself if and when necessary, he would much rather prefer to make a compromise or come to an understanding verbally before ever raising a single finger towards anyone, and luckily he excels in doing just that. There is seldom a situation he cannot handle or solve diplomatically.

[misc-obeyme]

am I the only one who doesn't feel represented when it comes creating female lead in general?? i see rare unique and different female mc or characters compared to the typical female lead of interactive choice-based games.

my mc or me personality is more challenging and rebellious, she has that macho attitude and knows how to push someone's buttons. She is muscular and aggressive with a "what's up bro" and "nah fuck that fuck society" vibe, unlike the soft, pale as snow with "cute elegant clothing, long lustrous hair, slender physique and a quiet pleasant personality" typical female lead. there is nothing wrong with cute gals, they cool, they cool, but they're other gals then the submissive ones.

i do enjoy the game, let's be honest, who can survive simeons charm?? but i don't actually feel myself when i play as mc if you get what i mean. this wasn't only for tomboys tho it was for female mc in general who don't find themselves in mc, not getting represented. i gave my example and my struggling.

I think this is an issue for a lot of otome style games. I find that I don't like playing ones that have an actual image for MC. If they don't use the pronouns too much, I can usually gloss over that stuff, but the MCs are so very different from how I identify as a person that I can't self insert at all. (Not that I would if I could, to be fair.)

In fact, I feel like Obey Me is the only game in this genre that hasn't been as bad. (Well, Arcana was pretty good with this too since they let you choose your pronouns but I haven't played it in a while lol.)

MC is gender neutral by default, so they have that at least, which is more than I can say for most otome games. However, the personality problem still exists in OM and really I'd say it's just as bad as most of the others. Generic OM MC has some funny and unhinged lines, but most of the time everybody talks about how nice and sweet they are. I mean, we all joke about them being the demon therapist, but that's really how it is.

On the one hand, it's kind of annoying because you're right. Different types of MCs just don't exist really. And since the default is often female, it's like the one personality they think anyone female can have.

On the other hand, they're going to have to do this at a certain level. They can't give MC too much of a personality. In the end, they're still going for a target audience and I guess they think most female players are going to want to be portrayed as nice and sweet MCs?

All that rambling aside, your feelings are completely valid. To be honest with you, I don't see this changing in otome style games any time soon. So the best we can do is imagine the story differently for ourselves!

So many times I've been given a set of dialogue options for MC and been like... okay neither Ciaran or I would say any of those things. Here is what Ciaran would say if they were experiencing this moment! Then I choose the dialogue that's closest. Or if it's main story, I choose the ones that I think will raise intimacy lol.

Anyway, I don't think you're the only one. I think this is a pretty common feeling. And maybe one day someone will make an otome or dating sim game where the MC has a more rebellious attitude or is female but muscular. It says a lot about how women are perceived when the "generic" female lead is considered to be a nice and meek type of person. It's an unfortunate circumstance of society.

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

6, 8, 9, and 10 for primrose!!!!!

throwing in the general overview stuff for your trouble because I Love Asks

OTP: primphilia, as well famously revealed not two weeks ago. i like yuri and i like narrative parallels so uh. not a huge surprise there

brOTP: therion!!! i love those two weird knife fighters. they're best friends actually

Favourite Dynamic: prim's chapter one came out SWINGING with really strong characterization both for prim and for her side characters, so i honestly have to say yusufa for this one. weird, considering that she's introduced in the same chapter as her death, but like. it's a very strong dynamic

Queer HC's: i think she's bi and demiromantic on vibes and vibes alone (i also think that she wasn't romantically attracted to simeon, per se. ophilia was her first time dealing with That)

Random HC: she buried yusufa before leaving for stillsnow because she would NOT leave her dead body there for the birds and the buzzards. also she took some of the cloth from her outfit, and it sits at her belt, wrapped around the scabbard of the Azelhart Dagger

General Opinion: distinctly very biased due to The Gender Envy (her voice...) but i LOVE prim. i always like characters who are a little lost in life and prim is fully committing to that bit. plus, girlboss, and all that, blah blah blah

6. the Azelhart Dagger 100%. she probably sleeps holding the damn thing.

8. prim is interesting because i think her greatest stressor is also the thing she would think to go to when she's stressed (the house azelhart motto), but other than that, i think she'll just dance when she's alone. moving around does help, at times

9. grins and bears it. you could punch her directly in the face and you'd cut your knuckles on her teeth cuz she'd have a chesire smile on her face the entire time

10. sitting down, with her back against as many walls or wall-adjacent things like trees as possible. i dont think she can sleep standing up (she did grow up in a noble household), but i think she has tried to.

[gachag0d]

Blasting Joji at 3 A.M. ANGST | Obey Me x Joji Smithereens

Synopsis: Sorting the Obey Me characters into which Joji Smithereens songs I think they would blast at 3 A.M during sad hours.

Characters: The Brothers and The Dateable (-Luke)

CW: Joji's music is explicit and contains Swearing, Mentions of Self Harm, Thoughts of Suicide, Alcohol and Drug Abuse, Implied Violence, Unrequited love, & Possessiveness.

A/N: Thank you to everyone who has liked my previous posts. It really means so much to me. As much as I love Nectar, Smithereens just absolutely slaps. 10/10. I can't wait for Joji's next album! Until then, here's to angst!

Ballads 1 | In Tongues | Nectar pt. 1 | Nectar pt. 2 | Smithereens

"Tell me he savors your glory Does he laugh the way I did? Is this a part of your story? One that I had never lived Maybe one day you'll feel lonely And in his eyes, you'll get a glimpse Maybe you'll start slipping slowly And find me again When you're out of sight In my mind 'Cause sometimes I look in her eyes And that's where I find a glimpse of us And I try to fall for her touch But I'm thinking of the way it was Said I'm fine and said I moved on I'm only here passing time in her arms Hoping I'll find A glimpse of us"

ASMODEUS, Solomon, Lucifer, Diavolo, Leviathan, Mammon

"Please come down so we can get out I've waited too long to get your voice out of my head Out of my head (out of my head) Feels like home, I'm covered in stone I know you'll think twice, I'm waiting by the window, babe (window, babe) Window, babe (window, babe) Too many, too many things we did together You used to promise me it would be forever Feeling like the end, don't think it will get better, baby"

MAMMON, Simeon, Leviathan, Satan, Belphegor

"Burning photos Had to learn to let go I used to be Somebody in another skin (Another skin) I heard that you're happy without me And I hope it's true (I hope, I hope it's true) It kills me a little, that's okay 'Cause I'd die for you You know I'd still die for you"

BEELZEBUB, MAMMON, Simeon

(Listen, I fully believe all the lads would die for MC, but I just don't think all of them would have this specific "Die For You" vibe the song is going for. I think most of them would be far more on the "angry, homicidal, I'm going to burn down everything THEN myself" side rather than the "it's okay, I still love you despite everything I'll just be here forever sad and broken" side. I'm also super into yandere-ish depictions though so don't mind me...)

"I don't know what you wanna hear Things changing course, smiles fade to grin Now the moment's gone, just as I feared And I was hoping, and I was hoping this time No longer here, we were feeling bliss Don't hold your tongue, there's no time for tricks You've been closing up, I expected this But I was hoping that you'd stay open this time I know it won't be long I know you're almost gone Hold on, Let me in before the day is over Just let me in before the day is over"

BARBADOS, Lucifer, Satan, Solomon

"It's so hard just being me sometimes I wish I could escape out my mind Got too many situations Complicating things, I ran out of time I know I haven't turned the corner Please don't leave me behind Who the hell am I to think that you're my angel from above? It's not right Who are we? Who have we become? Are we counting sheep until we dissolve?"

LUCIFER, Simeon, Belphegor, Satan

"Tell me how you wake up, I just wanna wake up UFO again, doesn't matter what it takes up Crazy in the dome, baby, can I get a heads-up? Girl, they try to break us Girl, they try to break us Wanna get away with you, tell me your location Feels like yesterday, I remember I would stay up Baby, can you say somethin'? Wanna feel sensation Promise you I'll never get numb, I'm too precious Burning forever and ever, fully blazing I don't remember no better days You know I'm waiting, just whenever Shit's whatever"

BELPHEGOR, Asmodeus, Mammon, Diavolo

"I can make you feel it closer, baby, one more time (One more time) I can really feel you closing in, I stayed outside (Stayed outside) I love, I love, I love, no matter how, how much they take (How much they take) Something tells me we were chosen so we keep on trying (Keep on trying) She said I'm dumb, surrounded by strangers When I hear your voice, I'm in too deep Feeling undone, I can't be the only one I wanna be forever young"

ASMODEUS, Mammon, Solomon

"And I overflow like mercury Glowing with uncertainty (glowing with uncertainty, oh) Circles at the Chevron (girl, I might be, oh) I might be forever gone (bitch, I might be gone) And my eyes get low in that all white truck, I can barely see shit Hit the gas like you wouldn't believe it Thank God, I was always healing In a time so slow, I was thinking 'bout us rearranging pieces Speeding up on that all-black Demon Going west, I don't got no reasons I was throwing stones at Hercules Throwing them so perfectly Circles at the Chevron I can't be forever young Empty choir, operated from above My voice will be their voice until I'm free My hands will be their hands until I'm free"

SIMEON, Lucifer, Mammon

"You know you can make it But you can't make it alone You know you can make it But you can't make it alone I've been writing letters on the wall I hope one day you'll see them all And that you're not alone I've been playing memories in my mind Wishing you were there like all the time So I'm not alone And I'm tired of this madness Tired of being stranded I don't wanna be alone"

LEVIATHAN, Lucifer, Diavolo, Belphegor, Solomon, Barbados