#i wish i was fucking kidding

[boimgfrog]

just read my friend smut fanfic out loud so she could fall asleep like some waifish child of a baron who needs to hear the three billygoats gruff before bed except its a 19 year old adult who needs to read Detroit Become Human porn or he can't sleep.

[boxofbonesfic]

called my parents to see if they could help me and found out my dogs died 6 months ago instead 🥲

[lets-talk-about-sects]

When I got arrested for civil disobedience, they put me in my own cell because I was being too funny in the jail line ☹️

[sparkedupsilver]

My friend's ex who made out with me and then spent the rest of the night calling me gross and talking about my genitals and saying all sorts of transphobic stuff just messaged to tell me he broke into my flat at uni through my window to let his situationship into her room two weeks ago and is only just telling me because he left the window open I am at my fucking limit with this man

[bunnblebee]

Got called a poser by the AutoZone employee cause I was wearing a Green Day shirt I stole from my girlfriend 😔

[virgopropaganda]

I screen capped these in ‘21 when my dumbass (redacted) said they were getting married in Jaffa but said Tel Aviv in ‘25

[0bsc3ne]

bitches be like "why are you never home :[ i went three days without seeing you :[" and then keep the house at fucking 77. like sorry i don't like spending my free time in a fucking sauna constantly

[bunnyb34r]

And it's gonna rain alllll day so guess I'll die 🤷‍♂️

[pissditching]

In eighth grade I auditioned for the school talent show with light behind your eyes and instead of putting me on the ticket they made me go see the school councilor and called my mom

[lindenattic]

medicine square garden music video. literally made me forget that frank iero is not in fact a dyke.

[deadpanwalking]

I first read “if you were lazy you would be having fun” on your blog and it has genuinely been a life-changing piece of advice for me and my friends - I’ve said it to like four of my other executive dysfunction judies and without fail it earns a ten second silence followed by a single revelatory “fuck”

My dad and I actually ran into the speech language pathologist who told me that over 20 years ago at a town hall a few months back—she is retired now, but still advocating for disabled students at IEP meetings and being a nuisance to school administrators. I thanked her for everything, and she was delighted to hear that I was passing her words along to other people who needed to hear them!

[schumachersnightmare]

My biggest struggle is downplaying my love for F1 at work. Like I had a client in today with the last name vandoorne and I giggled at it and my coworker said the name sounded familiar and I wish I was kidding but I turned to him and said that's probably because there was an F1 driver from 2016 named stoffel vandoorne

[bixels]

Learning that fans hated Applejack and called her "boring" is crazyyy to me because I genuinely, unironically believe AJ's the most complex character in the main six.

Backstory-wise, she was born into a family of famers/blue collar workers who helped found the town she lives in. She grew up a habitual liar until she had the bad habit traumatized outta her. She lost both her parents and was orphaned at a young age, having to step up as her baby sister's mother figure. She's the only person in the main gang who's experienced this level of loss and grief (A Royal Problem reveals that AJ dreams about memories of being held by her parents as a baby). She moved to Manhattan to live with her wealthy family members, only to realize she'll never fit in or be accepted, even amongst her own family. The earlier seasons imply she and her family had money problems too (In The Ticket Master, AJ wants to go to the gala to earn money to buy new farm equipment and afford hip surgery for her grandma).

Personality-wise, she's a total people-pleaser/steamroller (with an occasional savior complex) who places her self worth on her independence and usefulness for other people, causing her to become a complete workaholic. In Applebuck Season, AJ stops taking care of herself because of her obsessive responsibilities for others and becomes completely dysfunctional. In Apple Family Reunion, AJ has a tearful breakdown because in she thinks she dishonored her family and tarnished her reputation as a potential leader –– an expectation and anxiety that's directly tied to her deceased parents, as shown in the episode's ending scene. In The Last Roundup, AJ abandons her family and friends out of shame because believes she failed them by not earning 1st place in a rodeo competition. She completely spirals emotionally when she isn't able to fulfill her duties toward others. Her need to be the best manifests in intense pride and competitiveness when others challenge her. And when her pride's broken, she cowers and physically hides herself.

Moreover, it's strongly implied that AJ has a deep-seated anger. The comics explore her ranting outbursts more. EQG also obviously has AJ yelling at and insulting Rarity in a jealous fit just to hurt her feelings (with a line that I could write a whole dissection on). And I'm certain I read in a post somewhere that in a Gameloft event, AJ's negative traits are listed as anger.

Subtextually, a lot of these flaws and anxieties can be (retroactively) linked to her parents' death, forcing her to grow up too quickly to become the adult/caregiver of the family (especially after her big brother becomes semiverbal). Notice how throughout the series, she's constantly acting as the "mom friend" of the group (despite everything, she manages to be the most emotionally mature of the bunch). Notice how AJ'll switch to a quieter, calmer tone when her friends are panicking and use soothing prompts and questions to talk them through their emotions/problems; something she'd definitely pick up while raising a child. Same with her stoicism and reluctance at crying or releasing emotions (something Pinkie explicitly points out). She also had a childhood relationship with Rara (which, if you were to give a queer reading, could easy be interpreted as her first 'aha' crush), who eventually left her life. (Interestingly enough, AJ also has an angry outburst with Rara for the same exact reasons as with EQG Rarity; jealous, upset that someone else is using and changing her). It's not hard to imagine an AJ with separation anxiety stemming from her mother and childhood friend/crush leaving. I'm also not above reading into AJ's relationship with her little sister (Y'all ever think about how AB never got to know her parents, even though she shares her father's colors and her mother's curly hair?).

AJ's stubbornness is a symptom of growing up too quickly as well. Who else to play with your baby sister when your brother goes nonverbal (not to discount Big Mac's role in raising AB)? Who else to wake up in the middle of the night to care for your crying baby sister when your grandma needs her rest? When you need to be 100% all the time for your family, you tend to become hard-stuck with a sense of moral superiority. You know what's best because you have to be your best because if you're aren't your best, then everything'll inevitably fall apart and it'll be your fault. And if you don't know what's best –– if you've been wrong the whole time –– that means you haven't been your best, which means you've failed the people who rely on you, which means you can't fulfill your role in the family/society, which makes you worthless . We've seen time and time again how this compulsive need to be right for the sake of others becomes self-destructive (Apple Family Reunion, Sound of Silence, all competitions against RD). We've seen in The Last Roundup how, when no longer at her best, AJ would rather remove herself from her community than confront them because she no longer feels of use to them.

But I guess it is kinda weird that AJ has "masculine" traits and isn't interested in men at all. It's totally justified that an aggressively straight, misogynistic male fandom would characterize her as a "boring background character." /s

At the time of writing this, it's 4:46AM.

[bunniepaws]

congress playing jeopardy w government overspending. i wish i was dead

[devil-worship]

because it’s been getting hotter and i’ve been wearing less you can see my body more and people keep coming up and asking what my secret to my weight-loss is and i don’t know how to tell them it’s getting high every day, not giving a shit, and having mindblowing sex at least three times a week.

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark]

Tiktok be like "omgggggg ur such a spiritual empath! You should join my cult :))))"