Fox, bone-tired and slightly delirious: Sorry I missed my appointment. I've just been losing a lot of time lately, it's hard keeping the days straight.
Grim, eyebrow twitching: ...give me like five minutes.
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Somewhere else in the galaxy:
*Epi's comm beeps*
Epi: Hello?
Grim: Can I assassinate the Chancellor on the grounds of patient safety and wellbeing?
I just reaaally want to write smut today - like the Kaidan x Shep smutty Christmas drabble, or the next chapter of my Harry x Sara x Reyes fic (which has smut), but nooooo. We have a pest inspection today and strangers will be in the house.
I'm weird, but not weird enough to write smut with strangers in my house.
Half of my brain wants to start a Tarot cards art set with Ghost characters the other one is begging please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't-