#i would fight god for all of these goobers to be happy.

[vxiphoid]

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❨ summary ❩ genshin › genshin men playing minecraft with you ((ft. alhaitham, itto, cyno, diluc, kazuha, kaeya, heizou, & xiao))

tags ✧ modern au, drabble, fluff, chaotic energy, not proofread, cursing, ooc(?), established relationship, gn!reader, kaeya sets a forest on fire, alhaitham does not appreciate bees, mentions of pixelated deaths

amanuensis’ message ⊹ IM NOT TRYING TO KILL MY OTHER FANDOMS I SWEAR… im gonna back up from twst for a bit (im literally posting scarabia soon.) you can clearly tell who my favorites are… this unlocked a whole different part of my brain holy shit im deceased

⌜200+ e/chara ⌟

♫ blossom - t. shan

genshin masterlist

ALHAITHAM

╰┈➤ tbh he thinks minecraft is stupid, i mean, why not read a book instead of burning the images of pixels into your eye sockets😒 yeah, he’d just rather books. its a game about blocks, what could possibly be so interesting? he will admit the music is… nice. its nostalgic even though he’s never heard the track before. his favorite animals are the axolotl idk they’re his little pookies. its their little stick arms, they look so silly… as soon as haitham found out that you could color things its over, he make some sweet things like putting a sign on top of your shared house with both initials with colored dye. he’s so happy, just not very vocal about it, but he has the smallest of smiles. he definitely has headphones with the crochet sprout on it omg😭 alhaitham does not like bees whatsoever, they stung him for trying to get food. he just wanted honey :[

“look, the dog’s collar is blue. and the sign’s letters are green and then if you add a glow squid’s ink, it lights up.”

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ARATAKI ITTO

╰┈➤ he has waited YEARS for someone to play minecraft with him omfg. certified snack hoarder for times like these. you both literally hit each other to show love, you’ve accidentally killed him once bc he didn’t tell you that he had like half a heart… itto likes the water, hates the guardians because who do you think you are attacking him out of nowhere??? gets one shotted by the elder guardian while trying to fight it with a stick and then blames it on magma blocks pulling him down. GAMING WITH HIM IS NEVER CALM GODS💀 you cannot lay on him or anything bc as soon as those cave sounds or disc 13 start playing, he’s already done sprung out of his seat. his screams are actually really funny though, you got him a cat from how much he’s been assaulted by creepers. when you introduced him to shaders, he was so in awe. “babe i have a shadow!” type of excitement JAKEJEJDMnda.

“the cat’s name is sir arataki the third, you are now my loyal guard cat. who’s an adorable little guy?”

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CYNO

╰┈➤ look at this nerd (affectionate), ofc he plays cubecraft. loved it so much that when he didn’t have the actual game, he would play the really bad knockoffs💀 plays on console so you can sit between his legs, lean back, and game with him. cyno hate the split screen because he always gets confused on what side he’s on so he lets you use his switch, that way you’re both still comfortable. he’s more of an explorer if you do get mod packs for him, likes the horror ones the most. there’s nothing like hitting the enemy or shit talking the thing that could potentially one shot you with your s/o‼️ yall crouch a lot, its like a little dance. he really likes the disc “far” it itches his brain in the right way. definitely downloads the little raccoon mobs but then regrets it because he gives up all his berries to them, look at their little begging arms, literally how can you say no to that?? AND THEY WASH THE BERRIES. you both fall asleep to the ambience and to each others breathing all cuddled up ‘n warm. cyno absentmindedly sings the music while chopping wood or mining that shit has you SLUMPED. he kisses your head when you fall asleep, smiling like a silly goober.

“do-do-do-do do-do-do-do do, neow neow neow nneow neeeowwww… huh? oh, i’m almost done then we can go to bed, yeah? i’ll charge the switch too, don’t worry. just rest.”

(he’s singing that one part in danny lmfao)

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DILUC

╰┈➤ diluc does not understand the concept of minecraft but its okay, he’s just happy to be here. he also doesn’t call it minecraft but “cave game”, the original name, he did his research though it is rare that he actually calls it minecraft. found out that you could breed animals and accidentally made a pack of wolves. diluc is really good with redstone its actually insane😭 he’s the type to protect you the whole time while you’re getting flowers for the house, boyfriend bodyguard. diluc doesn’t play much because of his job but when he does, he’s prepared to sit for hours and spend time with you :(. these are the times where he’s most affectionate, randomly kissing your cheek, getting water for the both of you before you play, etc. luc loves the mod pack “industrial”, he can build machines, how neat is that??? also it has way more OMFP with the added features it has yk? he likes the trains :D

“is the water running…? the water’s running, they have moving windmills!”

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KAEDEHARA KAZUHA

╰┈➤ kazuha has the most expensive equipment yet doesn’t use this shit half of the time unless he’s streaming with heizou??? like im talking msi infinite rs pc, multiple monitors, a graphic drawing tablet, headphones with immaculate sound quality AND!!! the ear cups have fucking cyberpunk 3d wing guards on them. but anyways, minecraft, yes, he plays. in fact, kaedehara has about 10 beaten hardcore worlds every time a new update comes out, he must beat the game again. he rarely plays minecraft without his shaders so when you want to play the original og minecraft, he doesn’t mind, he actually enjoys the nostalgia. so much so the music is actually his background music when he’s just lazing around. words cannot express how much he dislikes (hates) wardens omg. he’ll protect you from them but if there were diamonds behind a warden, ig he’s going somewhere else😭 kazuha gives you random shit, weather that be something really sweet or questionable…

“love, do you want my rotten flesh? here<3 oh! and, i also got you some steak, you’re low on hearts…”

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KAEYA

╰┈➤ he’s heard of it, watched people play, just never played it. but when he does… he’s a menace. kaeya got his hands on flint and steel and set an entire jungle on fire… but he can be sweet sometimes! you’re the one protecting his ass while he walks around at night UNARMED to gather blue flowers for you. like you’re cute, but take a shield or something😭 he’s jumped off of a tall building before and landed on half a heart for a stack of bread you didn’t want. he’s rather oblivious to the mobs around him, he once thought shulkers were friends because they were just “silly little guys in little boxes” yk until they almost killed him. you bought him his own skin and introduced him to parrots and now its his favorite animal, he looks like a pirate!!! kaeya is chaotically sweet.

“yes, you almost died protecting me but how could you resist my everlasting love plus pixelated blue flowers?”

(has a cat unironically named ice spice LMFAO)

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SHIKANOIN HEIZOU

╰┈➤ your boyfriend is good at literally anything else BUT minecraft. its the way this game constantly has it out for him too like what did bro do??🙁 heizou stream’s with kazuha every now and again and on those, he still doesn’t know what to do… he’d rather play on the servers, bedwars in particular. extremely good at bw, you’d rather NOT be his enemy😭😭 wins almost every single game even when he carries, rank 98 in the server. yet when it comes to a casual server between you and him, the chats are filled with his deaths and his hashtagged rages💀 heizou despises silverfish which is also why he hates going into strongholds, they could get stomped on for all he cares! >:( he has texture packs with really beautiful skies and then a picnic mod so he can stargaze with you and eats minecraft cake :(<3

“oh. babe, green is heading for our bed, no pressure or anything. i loovveee youuu😚”

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XIAO

╰┈➤ xiao has the MOST downloaded mod packs, shaders, and worlds. not very expensive mod packs most of the time but when they are, they’re always good. spends his time fighting off mobs at night, #1 totem holder. he even has his own custom skin!!! he’s kinda been waiting for you to ask so when you do play mc together, you already have your own room, but when you voluntarily move your bed into his room to sleep… he melts. xiao loves cuddling while the two of you play, he’d rather your arms around him than the other way around, feels more intimate. you have matching hoodies for occasions like this. he has the dragon mod pack and has his own golden and orange dragon named ‘li’. he doesn’t talk while gaming, curses silently when he gets hit, but other than that doesn’t talk. if you want to talk, he’ll listen, he likes hearing about your day :].

“no, keep talking. i’m listening. see, li’s listening too.”

[slasher-male-wife]

Reading to the Lost Boys

I'm trying to work on requests still and I've been thinking about these goobers so I thought I might as well write a little something about them and Y/N who reads to them.

Warnings: Swearing, light teasing

David

He's probably the most educated out of all of them, at least from a literature standpoint so having you read to him is a fun experience. I feel like he's a busy man with shit to do so being able to listen to a book while working on something is great for him.

He's read all of the classics already, probably around the time they came out since I headcanon him to have turned in the 17 hundreds. So you can be an introduction to new types of genres to him if you read things outside of classics.

I feel like David would enjoy dark academia and fantasy novels a lot. I can see him getting really invested in the book drama of it all and having discussions with you about what you think is going to happen next in the book or what character will do what.

Dwayne

Despite being around the longest as a vampire I feel like he's not read that much, at least English book wise. Dwayne's actor, to my understanding is Native American so I feel like that plays a role in part of Dwayne's backstory. But to sum it up I feel like Dwayne speaks multiple languages fluently or semi fluently but he still doesn't read that much.

But he's always happy to sit down with you and listen to you read to him. He's partial to more 'serious' stories like classics or stuff like that. I can also see him being a fan of horror novels that aren't afraid to get really nasty with their content.

He can read pretty well on his own so he'll probably follow along with you as you read to him but he won't stop you from reading out loud to him. He'll honestly savor these moments with you and try to make it a regular, scheduled thing between the two of you.

Marko

Will (lovingly) call you names because you like to read. He'll say it's 'boring' or 'how can you even do something like that without falling asleep' but if you can draw him in with a good story he'll be hooked. I can see him having you finish a book in one sitting if it's really that good to him.

He'll prefer fantasy or sci-fi novels over other stuff. Classics probably put him to sleep and romance will just earn a bunch of comments made by him during the reading of it.

Will want to physically touch you while you're reading to him. Cuddling or just hand holding is mandatory during you reading to him and he claims he can't focus without you touching him in some kind of way.

Paul

Oh my god this man will call you so many names you'll think you're in elementary school again. 'Smartass' 'nerd' and 'point dexter' are probably his favorite names to call you. But if you can lure him in, then he'll behave himself.

He'll want fast paced, action type books to keep his attention. If it's not filled with a bunch of fighting and dragons and stuff he's probably not interested in it.

I can also see him secretly liking romance novels, but in a sort of guilty pleasure way. He'll never admit that he actually likes those novels, but you should keep reading them to him, just for yourself and totally not for him.

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

I saw you hc L as autistic so maybe him with an autistic reader who's not the quiet type? (flappy hands, vocal stims, loud music instead of noise cancelling headphones; idk how to explain it)

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Summary: Headcanons for L Lawliet x reader. Both are autistic, but polar opposites in how they do things/handle their autism.

Credits: L Lawliet- Death Note, Divider- Benkeibear, Cover picture- Pinterest

A/n: Grrr I love getting to write for L! He's such a goober and I love getting to elaborate on my general headcanons for characters <3 ALSO 🦇 anon left a little bit ago, but I am still fulfilling this request they left for me so if you want the anon name, feel free to take it

Thank you so much for requesting!

Autistic!L Lawliet x Autistic!Reader who are polar opposites

L has always been rather quiet, even as a child

He didn't start talking until about 6, and even then he only began talking because it communicated his needs more efficiently

He prefers quiet spaces and being alone, because it allows him to focus more

He also hates chaos or unplanned things. If he has time to plan something out to a T, he can make sure nothing will go wrong, therefore insuring the safety of everyone

This being said, he never thought you were someone he'd remotely like being around, let alone dating you

No offense, but you are literally everything he hates

And when he comes into contacts with the things that make him uncomfortable (such as chaos, loudness, etc) he can get panicky

He will quickly become overwhelmed and irritable, meaning the littlest things can make him snap

If he can't focus how can he save the world? If the world isn't saved by him than who will do it? Panicking isn't helping though, it's making things worse. Oh god, he can't stop! He can't think straight long enough to calm down!

And then kaboom, he basically just shuts down

The second he met you he was on his guard, knowing this likely wouldn't end well

He prefers to not work with people, but he can handle them as long as they're quiet

This is entirely out of the question

As you can guess, your first meeting is almost a disaster

Well, everyone else didn't know it was a disaster of course. They actually thought it went pretty well!

But in actuality, L was completely overwhelmed by you

Not even you actually, just the idea that you might overwhelm him

TLDR: He became overwhelmed thinking about how overwhelmed you might make him, so you essentially did nothing wrong lol

After this, he keeps his distance

Of course though, this makes for a bad work environment

So he nervously invites you into his hotel room and explains things to you

How he feels around you, explaining his autism (which he refuses to do under normal circumstances), and asking you to explain yours as well so he can formulate an arrangement for you to be around each other without causing him to panic

After this communication is had, working together is a lot smoother

He considers you a better acquaintance than the rest of his employees

Meaning he feels closer to you

However, when you begin dating your differences are just another quirk to him that he finds endearing

He loves to see you get excited and flap your hands, he loves to see you dance to your loud music, he loves all of it

If he isn't in the headspace for loudness though, he will of course inform you before going off to be alone

If you want to try to accommodate his preferences into your behaviors is up to you, but he is perfectly happy either way

He finds himself feeling safe around you because of your loudness

Like, you are a German Shepard and he is a hurt bird

He'll hide behind you with his big ol' eyes staring at his surroundings while you fight off anyone that might be too much for him

And being exposed to you all the time helps him expose himself little by little to things that would previously make him very uncomfortable

For example, he can now go out in public without panicking over how many people there are and how many things could go wrong for short bursts of time

And he is now fine with soft music playing in the background while he works rather than just total silence the entire time

He also likes that having you around means you can do the talking for both of you and he doesn't have to actually break his focus for anything

the goobies <33

[ghostbroh]

Talking about watchdogs legion: bloodline cause I love this dlc with all of my heart (please please don't spoil legion for me I played this before I finished the main game):

I played the bloodline dlc and OHHH MY GOD I LOVED IT

Walked into the first building and saw what Wrench did to the guards n stuff and I'm like 'omg is he here??' AND HE WASSS!!

I love Jordi's and Wrench's dynamic,they share a braincell and they don't even know it man

The Devon von Devon side mission was so fun I was so happy to hear from Marcus dude WRENCH NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND COME HOME !! lolol

ALSO JACKSON HOLY SHIT first of all the haircut I'm sorry man I did not expect him to look like that but that's a topic for another day,I still love him very much

WHEN THEY TOOK US BACK TO THE HOUSE I had goosebumps on my goosebumps like DAMN dude I thought Aiden was fr gonna die ngl I almost cried

That big ass robot I had to fight at the end of the dlc absolutely kicked my ass tho, ironically enough you think the other robots would be the issue but NO!! IT WAS THE HUMANS DUDE!! THEY KEPT KILLING ME 😭 but bro when I beat that massive robot you had to be in the room the sigh of RELIEF I let out

Anywho I love this fucking game and all the goobers in it

[mahoushoujotechsupport]

episode 1, start! ok trying this again because my original post was community flagged for reasons i don't understand

so, this little goober decided to ride inside aerial on her trip from mercury to asticassia instead of like wherever normal passengers ride??? lmao

she really is a little cinnamon roll huh? and i love the added light novel details that she just automatically thought miorine was beautiful the first time she saw her here lol

and that she did, miomio

wow is this that suit that one person had during that big ass match in episode 13?

leave suletta alone, you jerks

oh, miorine-san, if only you knew what that girl would become

gotta wonder how in the world miorine dealt with pretty much being bullied by all these rich fucks. like how many failed attempts to try to go to earth had she had at this point that felsi and petra use it to make fun of her

see, if guel had realized secelia wasn't sitting on the couch, then maybe he wouldnt have asked suletta to duel against him later on

yeah, yeah, i know he mostly redeemed himself and didnt even end up being a weapons manufacturer in the end like his daddy (assuming the new asticassia isnt basically the elite's military training grounds like it was at the beginning), but god guel was such a fucking asshole

in this moment, suletta's like "this is nothing like my fair use expired copyright mangas"

there's no such thing as an ethical capitalist, but sarius definitely didn't like the way delling was running things

prospera was at least a tragic figure, but we never really got to know what the hell made delling the way he is. like is he just some stupid war veteran with ptsd who lost his wife? either way, don't care. he was an asshole for everything he did to miorine and just irredeemable in my eyes lol

funny how suletta talking about her mom is what gets miorine to be a little bit kinder to her in this scene just because of her own mother. yeah prospera was manipulative with suletta and it was her idea for suletta to go to asticassia, so that makes it a little funny that talking about prospera here is really what in the end allows miorine to open up her heart to suletta. sorry, miorine, guess suletta was kind of right huh?

sorry, lauda's just another character that will never be likeable to me either. he's just an asshole on top of being a total moron

so glad guel got his comeuppance

yeah, i wasn't gonna skip the slapping (editing my word-use here because i think saying sp**k got my original post for this episode community labeled... which i know now is not why because it got labeled AGAIN!!! and i still don't get why) but dang look at miorine's reaction to that. i still haven't decided if this is the moment miorine takes romantic interest in suletta for standing up for miorine or at the end of the duel later on this episode when she actually makes good on her promise

get him, suletta lmao

*wild tanuki noises*

bob, you're so fucking stupid. glad he's just stuck listening to secelia and el0n now

really wish we could know more about these two lol like rouji's an anxious little mess around everyone else, but perfectly comfortable with secelia

i was really hoping for another scene of these two in the cockpit together, but miorine would've just died inside calibarn

aerial really is such a cool mobile suit

and there it is. the final scene to shock literally everyone ever on their first watch. it really makes me wish i had started watching live instead of just before the first cours was almost over, i can just imagine ~the discourse~

i started right around when the grassley fight episode had finally been subbed by gjm so around episode 10 real air time i believe? and like yeah, i had kept hearing it be referred to as gundam utena, but i wasn't prepared for this lmao

we didn't get a kiss and we didn't get the wedding on-screen, but i am so so happy these two ended up married in the end and that they're both so obviously in love with each other

[dinosaurzzz]

my thoughts about underverse .7pt2 :0 most of this is xvials adjacent. but its also... not? i try not to let my romanticizing of them get in my way but its mostly analysis of their friendship and minor jokes strewn in.

OKAY FIRST THINGS FIRST. 'welcome home, pink.' /ref (thats it JDVSKABDKWM)

okay, really tho??

loosing my mind. cross and ink fighting ??? geno and sans literally watched a son punch his dad okay??? embarassing. HAHAHA.

but oh my god. idk where to start so i guess it might be a bit sporadic.

i honestly thought ink was going to start crying in the forest when they were talking about xgaster. "hes hiding somethinf from everyone." I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WOULD CRY BUT THEY DIDNT. I THINK IF THEY TOOK THE BLUE VIAL THEY WOULDVE.???? BUT MAYBE THEYRE SAVING IT FOR XG (AS MY FRIEND POINTED OUT) AND IM INCLINED TO BELIEVE IT BECAUSE IT SOUNDS... RIGHT???

how do you,,, how do you experience *pain* for the first time EVER, from your best friend!???? and not react at all. ink has to be feeling *SOMETHING* in that moment. or maybe theyre running on empty and trying to hold themself together after experiencing xg's pain. :'( i mean. THEY EVEN SAID THAT THEY *THINK* FATAL'S STRINGS HURT BUT THEY WOULDN'T KNOW BUT . U JUST EXPERIENCED IT LIKE. TEN MINUTES AGO WITH FRESH GOD DAMN IT SOBS!??????

"i just want to know what it is." U GOOBER. u fucking goober,,, u love him so dearly you can't understand the idea of him being in pain.... you need him to be alright. ,,, theyre so fucking romantic./j

lays down. honestly the fight was okay n i liekd the music (nyx always make bangers man???) but i don't really have much. xgaster fears making mistakes and the uncertainty of it all, whatever his grand plan is. he still keeps his favorite people close however, xfrisk, xchara, cross, xpapyrus, and ink. i do think gaster and fatal were working somewhat together, tbh that scene is working too fast for my brain to handle and really read in depth, but also. its kinda irrelevant to me but ill analyze it later like i always do.

the thing with cross tho. thats what gets me. i know that xgaster hadnt intended to kill cross, but the opportunity seemed to present itself in that moment. destroying cross would stop gaster and/or fatal and would allow cross to return to his 'owner' xgaster.

but theres also the uncertainty. that that was the end of cross- and yet; ink never lost that. they were SO certain xgaster would bring cross back, so sure cross would wake up with xg again... (lays down. try not to cry. cry a lot.) its not ideal, but xg wanted him back, and by any means hell have it.

the last bit of thought i have is the... "dont be stupid." i cant read that as condescending or anything, its simply a warning to ink, and it doesnt make it right how he says it, but it just. "ink. dont be stupid." he referred to them by name. he knows that ink is starting to go against him and yet... he doesnt want ink to.

"dont be stupid." it ironically makes me rlly happy. maybe im reading too much into it but.

his last stance. his last reminder. he doesnt want to loose ink, but if ink is 'stupid', he *will* shove them away. ink needs to save xgaster. that is what is important. im so sure of it. yes the multiverse and everything is at stake but. the core of it *all* is xgaster. and if xgaster isnt stopped, by ink themself, by frisk n xchara... im so sure of there ability ot help xg. im so sure that ink will put aside everything to help their friend.

okay the real last bit i have; and its related to cross and chara. i feel like this might lead to some sort of apology between chara and cross and that makes me want to yell with happiness !!!,,, they shared a soul, they shared a scar,,, i wonder if chara and cross ever shared thoughts or feelings like they did with xgaster's soul half. "its a painful and lonely past." they both suffered. they both survive... i think cross misses chara.. just a little.

idk, the way he looks tonthe side, like... hes not proud of using chara for world hopping, but chara used him too. they werent healthy but they were together,, chara owes him an apology, just as much as cross does too.

okay i think thats all. my nonsense is unstoppable.

[the-iceni-bitch]

I have many thoughts and questions. First, how are Jake and his Khaleesi? Has he stopped being so awkward around her now that they’re dating? Are they going to Petunias’ games together? Are the other parents surprised to see her with Jake? Second, how is wedding planning going for DILF Steve and tattoo artist reader? Are they going to invite Sharon to the wedding or no? Is Bucky finally going to bang Thor? Does Becca ever find out that Bucky was busy trying to bang Thor and that’s why he almost missed the birth? Third, I wanted to know all about Ninja and Ari’s relationship. Because I bet they were super hot together. What if Jake/Ransom met Ninja/Ari when they were still together? Would they ever enter into a four person relationship? Fourth, I’m obsessed with Lloyd and his girl. Do she and Nick’s girl go on sprees, shopping or crime, together? How does Cherry get along with all the others? Does anyone okay-ish with Steve and Cookie? Or are they all kinda skeeved out by the two of them? Do Cherry and Siren get along because they’re both kinda outsiders? Does coquinette tease any of Lloyd’s underlings? Is she constantly getting Lance in trouble?

I love you and hang in there! We believe in you! 😘😘😘😘😘

I love everything about this ask!! It made me so happy!!

Jake and Khaleesi are doing fantastic! He will never stop being awkward around her, he’s a goober. Every time he asks her about trying out a new kink (especially when he wanted to try pet play) he turns all kinds of pink. They are the loudest at all the Petunia’s games, and Jake has had to keep her from fighting some bitchy suburban housewives who’s brats are dirty players.

Wedding is going great (it happened on Valentine’s Day I just haven’t gotten around to tying everything up because of pressure). Sharon is not invited, she wasn’t in the country anyway. Everyone knows exactly why Bucky almost missed the birth and they will never stop giving him shit about it. But, he finally gets to have his mind (and other things) completely blown by the blonde god at the reception.

Ninja and Ari were so fucking hot, you have no idea. He woke up so many of her kinks, and just ruined her regularly. And he was unbelievably protective of her and nurturing and really was the best person to help her get over the mess that Steve was. If they had met Ran and Jake when the couples were with their old pairings, they would not have ended up doing the polyamory thing. Jake was too shy and Ran was still mostly in the closet. They need the partners they ended up with to make them their best selves.

Coquinette and hellcat go on all types of sprees together, they are besties and love stirring up trouble. Their favorite thing to do is for hellcat to get some rich asshole to flirt with her then immediately start slapping him around and berating him while coquinette steals all his shit. Cherry gets along with kitten the best but also has a good relationship with coquinette since they both enjoy fine art and shiny things. She also gets along really well with Siren because neither of them are in the main crime group so Siren feels a lot more comfortable with her. Coquinette doesn’t tease too many of the underlings, she always says hi to Curtis when she sees him but otherwise mostly ignores them. Doesn’t stop Lance from getting in trouble for gawking, though.

Ask me anything about my AUs and Series!

[mercurial-madhouse]

About someone named M

@zannithinks​​ and @pocketsunshineharry thank you for the fun asks, my loves!!

💥 why did you choose your url? I’m a Gemini, ruled by Mercury, and let me tell you, this mind is nothing but a madhouse. So I’m very mercurial and living in a madhouse. And I liked the ring to it. It’s beautiful alliteration and this writer is so down for that.

💥 any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them. None! Just this one! Oh gods, can you imagine if I had more than one? I’d implode.

💥 how long have you been on tumblr? Less than a year! I’m pretty sure I signed up sometime last August.

💥 do you have a queue tag? There’s one I have but it became a tag accidentally. Something like “oh hey, look at me remembering I have a queue!”

💥 why did you start your blog in the first place? A fellow author friend, @louloubabys1992​ and I struck up a friendship over one of her fics and she drew me in to the fanfic side of tumblr. To be honest, I’m a bit of a mercurial magpie too, so all the pretty images (moodboards or otherwise) was enough to make me starry-eyed.

💥 why did you choose your icon/pfp? Welp. First off, it’s Louis. Can’t go wrong with such beauty. But I smile every time I see this photo of him so I like to think whenever people see my tumblr, they smile from the picture too! And, to be honest, this is usually how I’m feeling or the reaction I’ve got. It’s just perfect.

💥 why did you choose your header? I mean, I made it. I guess the trio of Louis like a movie reel just spoke to me at the time. I was going for a minimalist style that matched the theme of the blog.

💥 what’s your post with the most notes? I’m pretty sure it’s still my fic post for Three Days in February!

💥 how many mutuals do you have? How do you even check that?

💥 how many followers do you have? One. My beautiful goober of a puppy follows me everywhere because we have an unhealthily co-dependent relationship.

💥 how many people do you follow? This is a tricky question. I’ve got this weird quirk where I don’t scroll tumblr. Ever. I love everyone’s creative posts and am so excited to reblog them all, but they have to be sent to me. So I forget to follow people even though I consider someone my mutual as soon as we’ve interacted in some way!

💥 have you ever made a shitpost? Don’t think so!

💥 how often do you use tumblr each day? For scrolling, never. I sometimes go a couple days not touching tumblr and then a day where I’m creating posts or reblogging things or answering asks and taking several hours. I am... mercurial. XD

💥 did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won? Nope! Only joy and happy on this blog!

💥 how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts? Never seen one before. I expect if it’s like those email chains my immediate reaction would be ‘nope’. XD

💥 do you like tag games? Love tag games!

💥 do you like ask games? Love ask games even more! They’re so much fun!

💥 which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? Honestly, everyone is tumblr famous to me. I’m a tumblr toddler! Anyone who has chosen to interact with me sends my heart soaring. There are a couple people who don’t want to interact with me and my first thought was that I’m not famous enough for them. Whoops.

💥 do you have a crush on a mutual? I’ve got writing crushes on all my author friends! The genius! The talent! The brilliance! Be still my heart!

💥 tags?

Ah! Everyone who sees this? @theisolatedlily​​ @louloubabys1992​​ @reminiscingintherain​​ @larryyouknow​​ @lululawrence​​ @allwaswell16​​ @birdstattoo​​ ??? Please feel free to ignore of course!

@makethebestofwhatyouget​​ @solvetheminourdreams​​ @brightgolden​​ and @haztobegood​​ Zanni already tagged you but YOU BETTER SHARE WITH ME TOO. Pleeeeeease!

GRATUITOUS LOUIS!GIF TIME!!!

[neeterloveschenford]

RNM 3x03

Hey y’all! Was last night amazing or what! We finally got Malex!!!!!! We got Echo, Delmanes, and Kybel as well. So many good things happened. Let’s dive right in.

Poor Max. Poor Liz. Why did they use each other’s last names. (Weird) And then we segue right into Ortecho sister’s quality time. I love it when they bicker. They are so realistic when they do.

Broody Michael breaks my heart. And Jones is such an asshole the way he’s working Michael and Isobel. Which brings us right into broody Alex. (I love these two goobers.) I’m not sure whether Eduardo is good or bad, but I sure do like him. Also sassy Alex (Men who stare at goats, LOL) gives me life.

I do love Isobel and Maria sassing each other. I am enjoying the mystery of who gets murdered, but I am now convinced it’s not Michael for sure. And I think all the Sanders clues are red herrings. I still think it’s going to be Rosa. I don’t think she’ll actually die, cause they’ll figure it out before then, but she’s my leading contender. Also, don’t think I didn’t notice Max put up a card with Arturo’s name on it. Get that man off your murder board dude. If Arturo dies, we ALL riot!! And this is just what Michael needs. He truly believes he deserves to die, especially now that he knows who his father is.

Love that Isobel is seeing visions now. I’m hoping that next week when she and Maria take their “journey” that it’ll be her dreamwalking. I always loved that power of hers.

Have I mentioned that Kyle is the MVP of this season? I love his reaction to learning that there is another Max. And as much as he dislikes Max, you can see how much he cares about him. He’s just good through and through. I love him. He’s also totally done with Liz. The way he called her out on all of the things she did last season was fantastic! Max and Liz needed to hear everything he had to tell them.

Jones is so sneaky. I just love to hate him! He is working Isobel so hard. But I think it’s going to backfire. She’s going to embrace her empathic nature and read him like a book. I get the sense that Louise was able to sense the evil in him and that was how they knew that he was the enemy. Perhaps there was even a relationship between Jones and Louise. Maybe he’s even Isobel’s father! (Yeah, farfetched, but I determined to see him be somebody’s daddy!)

Ok, I don’t care what anyone else says, I am digging Delmanes! They are cute together. And I am not upset in the least that Alex ships it too. Look, I know I have had my issues with Maria. I think 2x06 is one of the most toxic episodes of tv out there. But I’m not going to blame Maria on something that was clearly all about Carina. I’m willing to chalk that episode up to a weird fever dream and go from there. She’s interesting this year. And one thing that makes that possible for me is her relationship with Greg. He’s honestly everything that Michael tried and failed to be when they were together. And Alex explicitly said in that episode that he could never hate her. They are best friends and everyone that hates either needs to suck it up or find another show to watch. She ain’t going anywhere. And if she can find her happiness with Greg, then so be it.

BERT!!! It’s been so long! I’ve missed him so much. And what is up with this Jordan? What an ass! Doesn’t he know he’s going to go the way of Racist Hank? I like the way everybody doesn’t know what to do with not racist Wyatt. As long as we dont’ get a romance between Wyatt and Rosa, I’m going to see where it goes. Could be interesting.

Back to my boy Kyle and him calling Liz out for all her nonsense. She needs to hear this! The cost of all of her unethical experiments was too much. I hope between this and her talk with Rosa she will begin to understand that she can’t play God with everyone else’s lives.

I LOVED Alex and Greg. Greg laid some truths on Alex that he definitely needs to hear (Are we sensing a theme in this episode?) Greg’s right. Why didn’t Alex join one of the other branches of the military? Why did he choose the one that his father was in? Alex has to rid himself of Jesse’s voice in his head. When he does, then he’ll finally be in the headspace to have a real relationship with Michael. And whether it’s good or bad, I think Deep Sky is going to be the catalyst for that growth.

And of course Michael is spoiling for a fight. And this Jordan creep is going to be the perfect target for him. (Also, protect Bert at all costs!) And did Max not notice the dudes in the alien masks? Didn’t a group of them attack Maria like one day ago?

Which brings us to my new favorite Malex scene. OMG! It was less than two minutes, but it packed such an emotional impact. Alex laid his own truths on Michael that were harsh but so so true. Michael has always held himself to a different standard than anyone else. Could he have been gentler? I don’t think so. I think it was exactly what Michael needed. And then we get the closest to a present day I love you than we’ve ever gotten. If Michael died, Alex would burn the world down. That’s how much he loves him. After everything that has happened between them. Despite the fact that they don’t know if they will ever truly be together. In spite of the fact that they haven’t been together in two years, Alex still loves him enough to destroy anyone who would dare to hurt Michael. We got feral Michael last season. By God I want feral Alex this season. I think we’ve earned it. (Also, MICHAEL GAVE ALEX A PRETTY ROCK! That could be the most unintentionally romantic thing he’s ever done.)

I also loved the fact that that emotional moment led right into the Liz and Max emotional moment. Max is so willing to let himself die just to protect Liz. And I think Liz is finally starting to see the damage she did to their relationship. It was easy to run off to the west coast and blame Max for everything from afar. But now she’s seeing first hand the damage she’s done.

Which led right into the emotional Kybel moment. (The shipping was strong this episode!) I love how she cares about him taking care of himself. And that is exactly what Kyle needs. Someone who sees him for the hero he is and wants to protect and cherish him. If they don’t happen, then I just don’t know what I’m gonna do. (Besides cry hysterically.)

I’m digging the whole mystery of the machines. Alex’s machine turning on and being amped up by the pretty rock that he got from Michael. And it turning on Kyle’s radio from his father. What things have you been hiding all these years Jim Valenti?

Poor Max doesn’t realize how dangerous Jones really is. It’s no wonder Jones is free now. It’s going to be interesting how everyone figures it out.

It amazed me that there was absolutely zero things that I disliked in this episode. All three episodes have been absolutely fantastic so far. I am just loving everything that has happened. I cannot wait for what’s to come. I just know it’s going to be so much goodness.

As always I have some theories that are percolating in my brain. I will be posting about those later. But until then, hope everyone has a wonderful week! I will see you all this time next week!

[having-a-hyperfixate]

The Final Day’‘

This is absolutely going to be long and rambley af so I’mma just put a cut here. This is just one massive post for the entire rest of the game.

Rindo is back in the RG somehow. Which makes less than no sense. What was that crazy beam. Shibuya is GONE there isn’t an RG to send him back to, even if someone did want to send him back?

That beam reminded me of the Jesus beams not gonna lie.

But… Fret. Presumably Nagi and Beat too. They’re. Gone. Poor Rindo… That’s the worst kind of gaslighting. Reality itself is gaslighting this poor kid. ‘Your best friend in the world is gone, so gone that no one remembers him. You don’t even get to mourn properly because there is no one TO mourn.’  I am also not okay.

I assume this random talking to us at Hachiko is the dude I saw a brief glimpse of in a screenshot from the final trailer. Hazuki Mikagi, okay. Everything about this is supremely weird. 

Leading this weirdo around and he asked how we feel about emotions? Um, what?

Was he responsible for that beam of light?

This whole thing is extremely unsettling, I don’t think I like it. The music is all… serene, this guy keeps asking existential questions, who even comes up to some kid clearly having a bad day and demands a tour of the city.

He knows Rindo’s name even though we never told him. Not sure if that was a slip or an intentional nudge that Something is going on but there we go.

‘I should take this chance to apologize for Kubo. He’s a real piece of work.’ WHAT. YOU SEND HIM TO SHINJUKU?!?! IS THIS KID GOD!? WHAT!??!

‘Exorcised’. Like a demon. Which is a psychic rank you can get in the first game, and probably this game, ergo, a thing that exists in this universe.

Okay. So this Hazuki guy is Something Else. I dunno if he’s an Angel or higher or WHAT. He’s something. And he “exorcised” what Fuckwad had Fallen to when he decided not to stop at Shinjuku and continue on to Shibuya. But he only did this after Rindo faught so hard to stop it. And then he gave Rindo what he thought Rindo wanted. And now he’s here trying to understand why Rindo is miserable. Which to us, as humans, is obvious: the people he loved, the connections and family he had made through the game are all gone and worse, no one remembers they ever existed.

And now he’s being offered the chance to try again. This feels like a double edged sword. And I don’t care.

Okay I actually kind of appreciate the thing Hazuki is pulling here. He knows what it is that Rindo wants, I’m pretty sure he’s listening to his thoughts, actually, and in order to make Rindo own up to it he’s arguing the ‘no’ position. Giving Rindo someone to argue against so he can convince himself.

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN AT UDAGAWA.

Bruh some of these clips were in the announcement trailer.

(I can’t wait to read the secret reports. That’s gonna be a wild ride.)

Oooooh that’s what ‘exorcised’ means. That is hardcore. He definitely deserved it but that is uh. Slightly inconvenient.

Can we actually contact Rhyme this time PLEASE. Oooh Rindo worked out Kaie is waiting for Rhyme. :O I’M FINALLY GONNA GET MY MASSIVE COUNTER OFFENSIVE FUCK YES. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M PUMPED LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!

Who’s gonna protect them. Beat. Really. Just give them the damn pins at this point. They both know their ways around a fight and Kaie might need the backup. If we lose, we’re all toast regardless, and if we win everyone gets put back where they belong.

AAAAAAAAAAAH SHE’S HERE!!! RHYME!!!! Aw… She can’t see Neku and Shoka cuz they’re actually dead. That’s really depressing. Makes sense but like. Oof. Especially for Neku.

I love that Rhyme still has a saying for everything.

This timeline is going to be a mess by the time I get everything positioned correctly lmao

Beat’s ‘How do you know about my sister?! Right, future.’ is never going to NOT be funny. It’s very refreshing to have a time travel plot where people just listen when he tells them shit needs to happen.

Is it acutaly Shiki time ohh my god. I might cry. Please tell me she has a face now. If her face is still illegal I will actually scream.

I’m offended. We didn’t get to go see Shiki. The betrayal. OH but now we might be? Stop playing with me, game. GIVE. ME. SHIKI.

Rindo was freaking out that we weren’t gonna be able to get rid of all the Noise around the café and I definitely threw my hands up and yelled when I saw the word ‘zeptogram’. And I read it before he said it, cuz I read v. fast. Nice to see you again, idiot. Please don’t go berserk again.

I am. Very impressed that Minamimoto managed to work out where the Dissonance Noise are coming from, down to the exact energy source that creates them. He nailed it. Well done sir.

I think… he’s proposing we awaken the city and use the energy generated by the thoughts and emotions of the living people to neutralize some of the Dissonance Noise that are waiting in the pin. Erode some of its power.

“How about this: I’ll talk, you type.” Lmao.

I got denied Shiki again. Part of me is annoyed. The other part of me is like ‘are they saving her entrance for when she can see Neku again properly because I can live with that’.

OH the Hishima cutscene is voiced now OKAY. Guess that means this is the one. Rhyme is voiced too. This is gonna be it.

And she speaks Minamioto. Coo.

Huh. Neku’s power is to sync with people. Which he learned to do in the first game. From Mr H, with the harmonizer pin. (Twister is playing and I have Emotions help) And now he’s gonna do it on an absolutely MASSIVE scale. This is insane. I am 1,000% here for it. Sync, Dive, Remind. And if I had to guess, we’re doing this atop 104.

Alright Shiba. ‘Mere. Tsugumi’s eyes aren’t all freaky anymore yay. Oh snap. He’s gonna unleash the Plague Noise against the Dissonance ones. Nice. Turnabout is fair play. I’m kinda sad Fuckwad isn’t here to witness that.

Alright. Change. Our. Fate.

SHIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gave myself a headache ow.

“07734.” “Ew. Hey! Don’t just spout off numbers and walk away, you jerk!” That was amazing.

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. NO. NO WAY. I DIDN’T THINK THERE WAS ANY WAY. OH. MY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. This is the first time Neku’s seen him since Joshua failed to stop Coco from killing him. I’m. A puddle. Help. Neku looked so happy. My cat is slightly concerned haha.

Neku still holds his hands like he’s got the headphones. The same pose as in the first game when you scan. This gives me all the feels.

“They’re just mindless thoughts” Okay so I’m mentally exhausted at this point and I processed that as ‘thots’ and it was hilarious. BEGONE THOTS.

Okay this thing right here? This is a final boss. And it is cool as fuck. Too bad it’s trying to END ME. So cool. SO. COOL. Here comes phase 2 lol. I died and had to redo it. FML.

That. Was awesome. A worthy successor to the epic final strike of the first game. 999% eh?

I continue to not like Shinjuku rules. Once you’re a Reaper, leaving means you get erased once the game ends? Disrespectfully, fuck that. Oh don’t you dare, Shoka. Don’t. You. Dare.

Oh, Joshua is here. PLEASE. Lmao Shoka’s reaction. I’m sure he appreciates that, the drama queen.

*facepalms* Joshua strikes again. I’ve missed you, you little shit. You are terrible, but I missed you. Rindo, I’m pretty sure she’s fine. I think captain helpful over here reincarnated her for you. Since you saved him and his city. I guess I’ll see though.

Uzuki and Kariya continue to be adorable. I love them. And yeah, good luck calling in that debt from Minamimoto, Coco. Gooooood luck.

I’m having a lot of Joshua centered emotions right now there is too much Joshua all at once help. “I should have known I could trust you.” You are killing me dude. You really, really should have. I’m going to turn that line over in my head for way too long, I just know it, but let’s try to get through this before my brain turns off completely. “Let’s not keep her waiting.” OKAY THANKS I’M GONNA CRY AGAIN.

What Hazuki was saying about ‘purifying’ as opposed to ‘destroying’ Shinjuku makes me think that restarting it in some form was always part of the plan, so hopefully they’ll have luck with that. It’s still profoundly fucked up that any of that happened, and even more so that it was sanctioned. I’m. Going to be hung up on that for a while once it sinks in.

This poor idiot hitting on Rhyme is about to get got oh no XD

Shiki is breaking my heart. Aaaaaaaah!!! Reunioooooon.

Ooof it’s been a month since Rindo saw Shoka. Big oof. Joshuaaaaaa.

And then they almost got hit by a car lmao. OMG HE MISSED HER FRIEND REQUESTS AHAHAHAHAH YOU GOOBER. Neku really should have warned them that Joshua is Like That lol. Even when he’s being helpful it’s in the must backhanded way possible.

I would very much like to know why on earth Shinjuku needed to be obliterated though. Like. Does that… Happen often? Maybe the secret reports say.

Speaking of, time to get those, along with the rest of the trophies.

!!!! The title screen updated, NICE. Can’t let anyone who hasn’t beaten it see that but NICE.

There’s another Another Day. Oh boy. I am not ready for that madness yet.

Random thought as I was moving this from word, where I typed it: I’m really, really fucking glad they didn’t decide to deal with Mr H the way they dealt with sleezy mcfuckwad. That would have been… I don’t have a word.

[pepper-snack]

Did anyone else have mixed feelings about Wizards? (spoilers)

Beyond however you feel about what happened to Jim.

Like I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I didn’t just binge the whole season in one sitting and ugly cry but

Some thoughts, some critiques, and some shameless gushing. Welcome to my TedTalk.

Soooooo I may be a lil biased because I think Trollhunters set a bar for character development and world building in the series that the following seasons just haven’t measured up to. There was so much love and nuance put into that world and every relationship in it. It’s the arc of this whole show that I find the most compelling, and that I keep coming back to. Of course there are flaws. Of course Claire is a Mary Sue. The lore is still top notch.

Which brings me to Wizards.

The Good!

-Spirit!Jim Pacing over Killahead, repeating his duties as a Trollhunter, and the responsibility he feels for the people he loves. Good lord. The despair. The resignation. They really nailed just how tired and defeated this boy must be.

-MY BOYS. Okayokayokay I’m an unabashed ho for the Galadribros but honestly every scene with them made me so happy. I had my fingers crossed that Dictatious would make an appearance but I was not expecting him to get as much screen time as he did! He and Blink have a single brain cell to split between them and I live for it. They made Dictatious out to be much bolder than I would ever have expected. It was inevitable but I was still so heartbroken when he got sucked into the Darklands, especially because the last scene we had with him was him getting carried away by goblins like a fucking goober.

-GENERAL AAARRRGGGHH!!! OH MY GOD WHAT A CHONK. WHAT A LAD. His redemption arc was hella rushed and a little clumsy (much like everything else in Wizards but I’ll get to that) but seeing those lil tender moments between him and Blinky? MY HEART.

-Dragon Dad. Quality character design. Archie’s reasoning for lying about who he is is kinda bullshit

- Hi Angor Rot so nice of you to stop by.

The Everything Else

-Everything felt so??rushed and disorganized??? and any lore that didn’t already exist from previous seasons felt so flimsy. The Arcane Order and their ooky spooky skull ship? The Genesis Seals, whatever those are? Literally everything involving the forest nymph and why she was there? I don’t mind being left with questions and leaving things up to interpretation, that’s part of the fun of any adventure, but this just seemed like clumsy writing.

-ToA isn’t new to continuity errors but like... The Amulet existed before Deya? It just seems so weird to me that Wizards established Deya as the first Trollhunter when there ARE SO MANY OTHER CANONICAL TROLLHUNTERS BEFORE HER. UNKAR WAS A RUNNING JOKE FOR THE WHOLE SERIES.

-Speaking of where was Kanjigar? We see Draal for about two seconds and none of the gang is going to acknowledge seeing their dead friend again?

-”Without the Amulet, can I even be the Trollhunter anymore?” Jimothy my darling again there was an entire episode establishing that YES. YES YOU CAN.

-WHY IS TOBY NO LONGER A PART OF TEAM TROLLHUNTERS. WHERE WAS STRICKLER. WHY HAS JIM NOT STOPPED IN TO SAY HELLO TO HIS MOTHER.

- What the fuck was Douxie doing for the past 900 years why do we not get any character development for him beyond what purpose he serves in relation to Merlin/Morgana/Team Trollhunters.

- Are we never going to find out what happened to Jim and the rest of the trolls on their way to New Jersey? It seemed like they were going to build it up so much when we caught a glimpse of them in 3Below but in Wizards they just show up and... Jim’s in a crystal and Blinky’s all fucked up and despite the former being a major plot point we get almost no information on how either of them got into this state? Where are the other trolls? Wasn’t Merlin with them? You could argue that he pulled some wizard shit to get back to Arcadia but that whole chunk of time is never addressed! Why even have it?

- Man I know y’all hate Merlin but he was a really compelling asshole and this season was just so reductive for his whole character. He was much more interesting when he was a gross creep who didn’t give a fuck about anyone. The forced father/son relationship they tried to establish between him and Douxie felt so weird

- I thought they were going to tie together literally any of the plot points of 3Below but outside of Krel showing up for about two sentences it’s never addressed. 3Below ended with the acknowledgement that Trolls and Aliens have some history, and somehow Seklos and Gaylen are involved in a much bigger picture, I can only hope that the movie ties it in somehow.

- I thought Morgana creating the first changelings was going to be a much bigger deal, I was surprised by how anticlimactic it was. The creature design was super dope though, that fight was so fun to watch.

[anastasiabeaverhousen87]

Make Wise Choices Part 6: Soup and fever

Arriving at the Danvers’s apartment Alex parks the SUV, killed the engine and looks into the rear-view mirror to check on y/n. The youngest Danvers is completely passed out slightly snoring cuddle to the blonde doctor. The doctor in turn is looking down at the young woman in her arms mesmerized by the view of rosy cheeks and pouty lips.  Alex just smiles at the both of them, they do look cute together.

Kara: “Oh my God isn’t she the cutest, it just makes you want to grab her checks and squish them, so freaking adorable” – the blonde superhero says gushing about her sister.

Dr. Sharpe: “She is very beautiful indeed; she does look quite adorable while sleeping. But I am a bit concern about how rosy her cheeks are looking, and she feels too warm”

Alex opens the door for Cassandra so she can get out, but the sound of the door and the moving of the arms makes y/n a bit fussy.

The eldest Danvers touches y/n cheeks and forehead to check for a fever and hums – “she is a bit warm, but nothing too concerning. She tends to suffer from mild fevers due to stress or when overtired. But let’s get her up and I will check her temp in the apartment, I think it’s for the cold she is coming down with”

y/n moves and puts an arm around the doctor’s neck and hides her face, clearly not happy at the women disrupting her sleep.

Y/n: “ghnooo, comfy don’t move”. - you complain.

Kara: “Yes, she is quite the cuddler. Especially when tired or sick. Want me to help you with her? She is mainly dead weight by now. She won’t cooperate with you when she is like this”.

Dr. Sharpe: “that’s fine I don’t mind, and she is not really heavy. Quite the opposite. I can take her upstairs. And don’t take it this the wrong way, but I’m fairly certain I’m a bit sturdier than you”- she blonde doctor gives a chuckle.

Kara: “Okaaaay then. Don’t say I didn’t warn you though. And I bet you are, but I’m used to carry around this goober since she was like 5”

Alex: “yeah she is very clingy especially with Kara., but it’s true she is now mainly dead weight”

Lena- “She won’t drop her, that woman is pure muscle. She has like 5 black belts in all sorts of martial arts and I have the feeling she is a ninja, but I don’t have further evidence to prove that”- the green- eyed woman says and chuckles.

The blonde doctor laughs at this - “I do a lot of heavy lifting and truly I don’t mind. “- says while stepping out of the car with y/n in her arms like she weights nothing at all.  Then turn at her friend -“And hey then if you say all those nice things about me why you asked if I had her, you were worried I would drop her back at the office “ - the woman accuses her friend but with an amuse smile on her face

Lena: “I knew you had her; I was double checking. I’m just too fond of y/n and I worry, so sue me!”

Kara: “yeah right Lena, y/n has you wrapped around her finger sooo bad”

Alex: “please, you’re one to talk”-mocks her sister.  

The women entered the apartment and Cassandra went to the living room to place Y/n at the couch

Dr. Sharpe: “Should I lay her here or in her room?”

Alex: “The couch Is fine, I want to check her temp and wake her for a little bit, she hasn’t eaten anything if I want to give her something for the cold and she needs something to eat. I don’t want her glucose levels to drop”

Dr. Sharpe: “Is she a diabetic?”

Alex: “No, she’s not. but when she was younger, she struggled with nondiabetic hypoglycemia. It was due to the medication she was taken at the time. We kind of get used to always check she was under the normal levels and she gets cranky, dizzy and sometimes gets horrible headaches if she doesn’t eat and her blood sugar gets low. I don’t want her feeling worse, right now I think she had enough with the teeth surgery and now probably getting sick with a cold”

Dr. Sharpe: “Oh I see. We definitely don’t want that, poor baby”- the doctor looks down at you with a sweet smile”

Alex: “now, here comes the fun part. She doesn’t like being waken up when she is sick.”- the red head looks down sadly at y/n

Kara: “what’s even worse is that you are going to feed her something gross like broccoli. She hates veggies by the way…” the blonde Danvers mentions with a grimace at thinking of vegetables.

Lena: “there’s nothing wrong with broccoli. You two are just picky eaters who enjoy junk food way too much”.

Kara: “you should see when trying to feed her veggies. She is the worst there is. Is always a negotiation strategy. And Lena is the one that handles that , when Alex and y/n fight over veggies always ends with y/n in tears.”

Dr. Sharpe: “Wait… how about you let  me cook dinner . I make a really nice creamy chicken noodle soup with mushrooms that can be perfect for her to eat and for us too. Healthy and comforting. My nonna used to make it for me”

Lena: “ohhh yes, that sounds delicious “

Alex: “that actually sounds amazing. And Lena has all the healthy stuff in the fridge so I bet all ingredients you need you can find here”

Kara; “I would never say no to food, especially if made by an Italian woman”

Dr. Sharpe, “ok so I’m going to start on diner, while you check on y/n. When diner is done you can wake her up and feed her and she can take her meds”

 Y/n: “Lexie?” - You mumble asking for your big sis, you only call her Lexie when you feel unwell.

 Alex: “I’m here baby”.- running her fingers through your hair soothingly

Y/n; “Lexie am cold” - a tear runs down your rosy cheek.

Alex: “oh sweet girl; you’re not felling okay aren’t you? Ok, change of plans, Sharpe you go ahead and continue with the diner prep, Kara can you bring a set of lighter set of pajamas for y/n. I don’t want her overheated.  Now baby I’m going to check your temperature and give you some juice or Pedialyte while diner is ready”

Kara: “On it!”

Lena: “come one Cassie, I’ll help you with diner”- the blonde doctor and Lena walk to the kitchen.

Alex: “Here, let me take your temp baby”. - the red head puts the thermometer in your ear and waits for the beep “100.5, that’s a fever but not too bad, let get you into more comfortable jammies and I will bring a light sheet. I can’t bring the blanket baby; you will get too warm and would bring your temp up”

Y/n; “hold me please “- a couple tears run down your cheeks, tears of exhaustion.

Alex: “ok let me change you into fresh jammies and I will hold you before diner. Lena can you bring me a cold compress for y/n. Let see if that can bring the fever down a bit. I don’t want to medicate her just yet”

Alex and Kara work fast on changing your clothes while Lena returns with the cold compress. Alex sits down and Kara picks you up and settles you in Alex lap. While Lena presses the cold compress on your forehead and passes one of the bottles filled with cold grape Pedialyte.

Alex: “Ok sweetie, here drink some Pedialyte, diner should be ready soon”. – and starts to hum softly a tune.

Lena returns to the Kitchen where the blonde doctor is working on getting the soup cooked.

Dr Sharpe : “is she okay?”

Lena; “mild fever, but she seems like she settled down okay now that she is with Alex. She tends to be more clingy to Kara but when she really feels bad , when she is too exhausted or sick, she always wants Alex near her. She is her big sister after all”

Kara; “yeah, Alex has always been our rock since we were kids. Like pretty much raise us , I mean our mom Eliza is the best but she was always busy when we were younger and after Jeremahia took a job that kept him away most of the time,   Alex was always more like a parent figure to us, especially to y/n. I didn’t get sick often, but y/n unfortunately wasn’t as lucky. Her immune system wasn’t the best. Y/n would never calm down if Alex was not with her to rock her to sleep. Over the years she became more and more comfortable with me, but when I first moved into the Danvers home y/n would only let Alex hold her when she was very sick. Not even Eliza was able to calm her down.”

The three women look back the at couch where Alex was still humming softly a tune to y/n. still awake but clearly not very aware of much.

Dr. Sharpe: “ok diner should be ready in about 10 minutes.”

Kara works on setting up the table with Lena. While the blonde doctor starts plating the soup for everyone.

Once everything was settled, the blue-eyed doctor walks into the living room to let Alex knows diner is ready.

Dr. Sharpe: “Diner’s ready, you want me to bring her soup here or to the table?”

Alex: “I think the table. She will fall asleep if she is not sitting down or make a mess instead of eating anything. Come on sweetie, wake up for a little bit diner is ready”- she tries to coax you into a more conscious state.

Y/n: “No wanna. Not hungry”- and you try to settle more comfortably on your sister to fall asleep.

Alex: “None of that. come on, Cassandra made her special soup just for you and you need to eat something”

y/n: “She did? For me?” – tearing up a bit and cover a sneeze with the inside of your elbow- “Ok, I guess I can eat something” - you look to the blonde woman who is smiling kindly at you.

Alex: “why the tears baby? – Alex touches your forehead- “Oh baby you feel warmer. Come one lets get you food and then your meds”

Alex walks you to the table where Kara and Lena are waiting and began to eat. Alex begins to feed you the soup which is very tasty.

y/n: “this taste so good, Thank you Cassandra”

Kara: “Oh wow yes its amazing. So yummy”- while pretty much eaten her soup a long with a huge piece of garlic bread in her mouth.

Alex: “Kara maybe you should try to savor it first, you just inhale the whole thing”

Kara: “Ha Ha very funny Alex”

Lena: “Well it is quite delicious. Thank You Cassie.”

Dr. Sharpe: “Well you are all very welcome, I’m glad you liked it. I can always cook more dishes for you, I really love cooking”

Kara: “You will never hear me complaining about food, so by all means you can feed me anytime. This is sooooo good.”

Pleasant chatter among the women at the table continues while Alex works on feeding you the soup, but you only manage half the bowl as you grow too tire and you just want to sleep.

y/n: “I can’t eat anymore Alex, I’m so sleepy”- you look pleadingly to your sister.

Alex: “Ok Kiddo, you ate enough so I can give you the meds, lets get you to bed”

Kara: “Let me take her, you finish your soup. When you’re done you can come to check on her”

Dr. Sharpe: “Yes Alex, you haven’t eaten, I can give her the meds, I’m guessing the cold medicine with the fever reducer, right?”

Alex: “Yes, the ones in the coffee table. And thank you I’ll be right there”

Kara walks to where you’re sitting at the table and take you to your room.

Kara: “Come here sweetie”

You just let yourself be carried away to your room while the blonde doctor picks up her medical bag and the meds on the coffee table.

Kara sits you in your bed while she goes back to bring a glass of water.

Dr. Sharpe: “Hi sweetie, let me take your temp really quick, you are looking quite flush right now”

y/n: “Well I think is mainly your fault, just so you know” – you reply with a hint of flirt behind the words

Dr. Sharpe: “funny girl, may that be the case, just humor me. I don’t like take advantage of sick and delirious women while their inhibitions are low”

y/n: “You can totally take advantage of me”- you try to wink and wiggle your eyebrows, but you are feeling all groggy, so you look like dork with no sense of coordination.

Dr. Sharpe: “well that’s cute, you ‘cute. And all in due time pretty girl”- The blonde woman pokes your nose.  And you just pout at her.

Kara: “Ohhhh look at that, the pouting. What you did?”

Dr. Sharpe: “I just want to check her temp; her face looks a bit too flush”

Kara looks at you and nods. “Lay back kiddo and let the doc check your temp”- you comply resting your back into the pillows while the blonde doctor works on checking the surgical foam in your mouth and your temp.

Dr. Sharpe: “You do have a fever pretty girl. The foam for your teeth seems okay and you shouldn’t feel any pain”

Alex walks into the room at the moment the doctor speaks and frowns at the mention of the high temperature.

Alex: “Ok yes, that’s higher than before. Ok here baby, please drink this and lay down.”

Lena walks into the room carrying a bowl with cold water and a few rags. “Here Alex, I brought a few cold compresses to try and bring her temperature down a bit”

Alex handles you a tiny cup with cold medicine and fever reduced. You take it and lay yourself down. Lena and Kara say their goodbye and good night to you.

Dr. Sharpe: “Get well soon pretty girl, sleep tight and rest bella”

y/n: “Will you come to visit soon? I kinda like the idea of the date thing you mentioned before.”

The Danvers and Lena chuckle at that while the blond only looks a bit taken aback but still pleased that the littlest Danvers wants to see her again.

Dr. Sharpe: “You were listening huh? I can definitely arrange to that, however you need to get well first sweet thing” -The doctor places a gentle kiss to your forehead – “sweet dreams”

Y/n: “Thank you” – you yawn and began to close your eyes.

Dr. Sharpe: “Ok I’m leaving now, I’ll see myself out, talk to you later Alex and call me if you need anything”

Alex nods and says good night to the doctor while the blonde doctor walks back to the living room to say goodbye to Lena and the Kara.

Alex: “Okay sweet girl, I’m going to change and get my phone and I’ll stay with you tonight, okay?”

You just nod and close your eyes succumbing to sleep.

You wake up and the room is dark, you can feel a body next to you, but you feel too hot and remove your sheets from you. But the moment you do, you feel cold. You whimper because you feel miserable.

Alex senses you are moving around and turn on the lights to check on you. She looks down at you and notices your red cheeks and sweaty locks. Puts a hand on your cheeks and forehead.

Alex: “Oh sweet girl, you fever got worse let me check”- she quickly checks your temp, 103. “this is not good, come one we need to bring your temperature down”

Alex runs to the bathroom and fills the bathtub with barely lukewarm water and returns to your room to take you to the bathroom. You cling to her trying to get war again after you start to shiver from the cold from the temperature change. Alex removes your clothes and sits you in the bathtub.

You have a few tears down your face and whimper at the cold of the water.  In that moment Kara walks into the bathroom.

Kara: “Oh no, fever got worse?” and sits next to Alex while she pours water down your back, neck and front. After a while Alex notices that your temp is down, and Kara works on getting you up and bundle up in a soft towel and brings you back to your room. There they put in a loose shirt and clean underwear but leave you just on that to avoid overheating you. You feel cooler to the touch and Alex brings more medicine.

Alex: “Okay, open up kiddo” – you take the medicine and try to find a comfy spot.

Kara lays down next to you as well as Alex, who touches your arm no wanting to get your body heat up. But still for you to feel comforted by their presence. You can feel a cool rag on your forehead and the soothing voice of Kara signing softly a song and you drift off once again.

note: Sorry not my best and honestly not quite happy with this. not feeling it, i don't have that much inspiration. I’ll get it better for Part 7. 

[ratsketches]

Finished the last of us part II a little while ago and decided to post some of the notes I took while playing through the end part of the game:

Huh, is it just me or does Abby look a little thinner when they’re at Santa Barbara???

DJDJDKD LOOK AT MY SON - HIS HAIR AAA

Ahhhh more really sweet dialogue between Lev and Abby dhdjdj these two are so dang cute man

In some ways, Abby kind of reminds me of Tess, especially when she’s with Lev

Abby: “you’re such a goober” FUCCK YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME DHDJDJ THIS IR RLLY CUTE

Abby’s become such a mom holy shit

Holy shit what’s up with the infected’s skin, what the hell happened to them???? They look like they’ve been burnt and even more mangled than the regular ones????

JDJDJDJ NOOO WHERE’S ALL MY STUFF??? I HAVE NOTHING FHDJ

Abby: “Atta boy” STOPPPP

Man Lev really saved my ass in that gameplay section holy hell

Ooof man Abby and Lev look so sunburnt, you can see the heatwaves in the environment

If they don’t find the fireflies, Abby and Lev just want to head west and see what’s out there

Abby asking Lev what they want to do for dinner and Lev mentioning the lobsters he caught

Ooof lobsters and strawberries would be a weird dinner combo lmao

If they find the fireflies they’re on about celebrating with strawberries - well actually they eat them either way lol but still a win either way

Whoa that’s a cool symbol - don’t recognise it from the others so far though so hhhh is there another group/faction out there like the ravens? Looks like a snake or something so maybe they’re the pythons or the rattlesnakes or something?

Ohhhh I don’t like this dude, this feels like we’re walking into a trap

Abby teaching Lev about children’s rooms getting painted and she mentions her dad painting her room to look like a colourful jungle

Lev: “I’m trying to be helpful”, Abby: “you’re always helpful” fuck, she loves this little guy so damn much

Oh shit has Abby got a scar on her face??? I’m assuming that was from when Dina attacked her with her knife

Also hhh seeing the scars on Dina after the fight with Abby broke me too

She genuinely just wants the best for Lev, hearing Abby’s voice start to crack as she looks for any kind of lead they can follow to the fireflies really hurt

Hhh I REALLY don’t like this though, something feels really off

Hhhh idk I really hope they’re actually fireflies and not just some people who hate the fireflies and took over their base - the way the guy was like “well how about that?” when she mentions who her dad was has me really worried

Ohhh dude they look so damn happy I wanna cry dhdjdj I really hope this goes well

OH FUCK DHDJDJ NO NO NO NOT LEV YOU ASSHOLE

JESUS THAT MAN IS A UNIT COMPARED TO LEV

Ohfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

God, Abby cares so damn much about Lev this is literally killing me

Oh for fuck’s sake we JUST saw Abby and Lev get grabbed and now Ellie’s going to the same damn place - she’s gonna get grabbed too fuuuuck

The letter Abby wrote where she mentions Lev spitting out his food from laughing so much made me so damn happy

Dhdjjd Abby is still really bad at doing the dishes lmao

Hhhh Ellie Is so damn thin man it’s really worrying me

Ooof Ellie looks pretty sunburnt too

I’m assuming we’ll be playing as Ellie for longer because she’s still got all of her stuff unlike Abby

I’m assuming the guys that grabbed Abby and Lev belong to the group with that symbol with the snake and the skull

Yeah Ellie looks really really thin, like uncomfortably so - she definitely didn’t look this thin even when she was in her sports bra and boxers with Dina in Eugene’s place (although she did mention to Dina that she wasn’t eating so it makes sense)

Oh fuck Djdjdjdjdj djdjd god I knew there would be some kind of trap or something

Fuck these guys

ELLIE THAT WAS COOL AS SHIT DDNDND HELL YEAH

The way Ellie managed to get out of that situation by pissing that guy off and pushing him into the clicker was so damn good

Honestly still can’t believe how slick she made that look when she escaped those guys that caught her in the trap

Ellie seriously looks fucked up though, she’s so damn thin and she’s covered in so much blood

God, the little journal entries about Dina and JJ are breaking me, she missed them so damn much

Oh lord these guys have dogs too

Ooooooh ok these guys are dicks but “the rattlers” is a really dope group name

Holy fuck that’s Abby???? What the fuck happened??? How long was she here????

Ellie stop just go, you don’t have to do this shit

Ellie stop

ELLIE

Fuck this sucks, I love all of these guys so fucking much I don’t want to see anyone hurt

Is Lev even alive still?? How the hell are they going to survive even if they make it out of this?? They’ve got no food and there’s water for miles and miles

Oh shit we have to fight her

Well, I just finished the game.......F u c k.

Holy shit that was a lot

That whole final fight between Abby and Ellie utterly destroyed me - seeing Abby’s face breaking as she walked towards Ellie hurt me every time

The fact that Ellie was going to try and gradually recover her relationship with Joel and then the next day she has to watch him being killed hits fucking hardest - no wonder it broke her so badly

Christ this game was a lot. From start to end it’s been one hell of a wild experience. I actually think I adore this game - does it have problems? Absolutely. Without a doubt. But goddamn this was something else - I’ve never felt this way about a game or anything before. As soon as I got to the credits I was just sobbing. I feel like I’m going to be thinking back to this game so damn much.

I honestly have no idea where the hell they could go for the third game. Honestly all I hope is that Abby and Lev made it out alright and Ellie went back to Jackson (and hopefully managed to get back together with Dina).

Seeing Abby like that broke something in me man, she wasn’t a good person but fuck the way she grew to care about Lev gets me every time.

I won’t lie, when I think about what I thought tlou2 would be, this

Every time I think about this game I just start crying again fuck.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the first game - it’s not perfect by any means but it still left such an impact on me, but this game? Holy fuck.

I seriously can’t even believe how different and alive this game feels - every character felt like a real person, the gameplay was so fucking good and addicting, the infected were scary as hell - I’ve never felt so on edge before, all the sweet moments were so damn soft and beautiful I just can’t even process this shit man

YOU ASSHOLES FHDJDJ THE ENDING IS JOEL AND ELLIE SINGING WAYFARING STRANGER YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME I’M CRYING AGAIN

I kind of hope that we’ll get a happier third game because this game was great but hohhh man it can be exhausting

Although the new game+ menu has me kind hopefully because it’s on a shore and it’s sunrise - which can mean the dawn of a new day and a new start for hopefully Abby, Lev and Ellie

Honestly just hoping Ellie and Dina are able to be a thing again because god they were so damn sweet and I wanted them to stay together so badly at the end

My head is a mess right now after finishing the game lol but I want to kind of take a break for a little bit, rewatch some cutscenes and stuff or possibly play the game again and gather my thoughts but right now?? I fucking love this game - definitely a solid 8 or 9 out of 10 for me

The game definitely has problems but fuck dude I love this game so damn much - I went in with an open mind and I was blown away

I laughed, I cried, I had such a wild ride with this game and I’d happily play it again at some point - not sure when but man oh man was this game good

I will say I wish this game did do some stuff differently and I’m more kind of gutted we didn’t get to see as much of Joel as Ellie as the trailers suggested, but this game was still so damn good as it’s own thing

Abby isn’t a good person, she’s flawed and does some awful shit but she genuinely found new hope with Lev and I hope the two of them are happy somewhere

And while the ending is really upsetting, I think it was really fitting and needed for Ellie

Even though she was happy at the farm with Dina, Joel’s death and everything still haunts her, she doesn’t eat or sleep and while she loves Dina and JJ, she needed some kind of closure to it all - like some other people have said, Ellie need to get to her absolute breaking point and that was killing Abby, but when it came down to it she couldn’t do it and I’m kind of glad she didn’t honestly

I will say though, it was kind of strange we didn’t really get closure on Isaac and we didn’t see the leader of the seraphites at all which was kind of strange but whatever

Whoooooo boy there’s so many fun levels in this game though and I definitely had a lot of fun with the ‘kicking the rattlers ass’ part at the end

Holy hell though, the visuals of this game were so damn incredible though - ESPECIALLY the lighting

Hhh I won’t lie though, I feel so dang empty after the game, like I had such an amazing time with the game but I’m devastated it’s over and stuff and who knows how long it will be until we get the third game

I won’t lie, this game’s ending has hurt even more than the first one did for multiple reasons but I’m just hoping Ellie is able to find a happy ending in some way after everything that happened

I still definitely think that the game would have worked better if it swapped between Ellie and Abby’s perspectives throughout the whole game but it’s still kind of fun as it is

I can’t stress enough how good this game looks and plays honestly - the soundtrack slaps from start to end and everyone did an incredible performance throughout the entire game

I think it would have been nicer to see more of Jackson before the events kick off and even though we got some really dang sweet moments with Ellie and Dina, I really wanted to see more of them when they were younger

To be honest, I’ve seen suggestions for a dlc that explores Ellie, Dina and Jesse meeting and being friends when they are younger while also showing Ellie and Dina repairing their relationship after the events of the main game and I’d love to see it so damn much

Took some time away to think on the game again and fuck,,,I seriously adore it - I genuinely want to just keep playing it more and more

I adore the gameplay, I love the characters, the visuals and freaking phenomenal - it’s just a wild bloody ride from start to end

In terms of Abby, I’m neutral on her - I really didn’t like her friends but I loved everything to do with Lev, Yara and Abby but as a character I totally get she’s a flawed person - hell they even say this to her face multiple times

This is probably super messy and unorganised but I wanted to get some of my thoughts down quick before I try and write some kind of overall summery type thing - had an absolute blast with this game!!

I haven’t proof read this so it could have a load of mistakes and stuff and some of this stuff might change, but I wanted to get my thoughts down fresh while I was playing the game and right after the ending

Yeah it has it’s problems but overall I had a really good time time with it, I’d love to play through it again soon and it’s definitely going to be on my mind for a long time - right now it’s definitely an 8 or 9 out of 10 for me but I want to replay the game (or watch someone else play it) to see what I missed / overlooked compared to my first impressions so the score could change, but honestly?? I still love so many parts of this game and man oh man the visuals are an absolute dream

[thevioletjones]

The Ian & Mickey Show

Week 10

Timestamps

5:47-7:43 - Preview scene where Byron is trying to fix his Vespa while Mickey sits there smoking, and Ian crutches up to return his plaid shirt that may or may not be from the club kiss scene. Mickey doesn’t wanna talk to him. Byron invites Ian to that Imperial Mammoth show, including a plus one, and Mickey gets immediately up in arms about that. Ian lies very obviously and says he met someone and it’s going well, and Mickey is visibly regretting the little game he set off.

15:26-16:51 - Ian takes Grindr pics in the bathroom mirror, looking like a goober who has never pulled a date in his life. Very off brand, really. Liam clowns him hard for being inept, cuz I guess it’s his role to be the greek chorus that’s smarter than everyone else and gives precocious advice. This version of Ian is so dumb that his 12-y/o (or whatever age Liam’s supposed to be now) brother has to tell him that nabbing a gay guy would be easier with a shirtless pic! WOW! Who knew? Thank you, lil love guru.

20:30-21:23 - Ian scrolls Grindr, sifting through dick pics, asshole pics, and orgy propositions. Finally he gets a ping from Cole. Says he looks normal, so obvs he’s not gonna be “normal.”

31:40-32:26 - Ian’s @ The Alibi waiting for Cole to arrive, and they manage to get in a quick dig about Mickey (from Kev this time), and Kev asks Ian what he knows about rich people conspiracy theories, relating to some scheme him and Vee are getting into (I don’t know what it is, cuz fuck the rest of the show). 

33:54-34:37 - Cole arrives at The Alibi like a flamboyant alien of the gods and the music basically stops. His first line delivery is awful, but it gets better after that. This dude just wants to party and have a good time. Living his best shallow life, as you do in your early 20s. Ian is skeptical and the regulars have never seen an episode of Drag Race in their lives, because this gender-bending being is like a foreign concept given the way they gawk. So, by Shameless logic: Hard criminals in prison = Totally down with gay relationships. Alcoholics who live at the dive bar = Never seen a confident guy in a dress.

48:57-50:00 - Mickey is delighted when he sees and hears Cole arriving with Ian. Ian is uncomfortable and confused, because even though he spent months to a year working in a gay club, he’s apparently never interacted with a swishy, superficial, partyboy gay????? But he’s being polite at least. They both watch in amusement as Cole “orders drinks at the bar” by twerking up on it in his lacy ensemble. It’s one of maybe two genuine chuckles I got from all these scenes combined.

53:37-56:07 - Which brings us to the scene we were all waiting for... ready to bring us crashing down to reality for expecting even just a tiny little bit more. Ian is annoyed with Cole, and wanders over near Byron’s table, where of course he overhears him finally admitting his true feelings about Mickey to his friends. In a nutshell, Mickey is the worst. And he has been, to this guy in particular, to be fair. But Ian is not down with the whole talking behind Mickey’s back instead of to his front thing, and he tells him to hold his crutches before punching him. Mickey is next to Cole at the bar now, and Cole is all, “Look at my man. Don’t take no shit. I’m gonna do gymnastics on that dick tonight. I’m gonna Simone Biles that dick, know what I’m sayin’?” And Mickey knocks him out cold. (2nd lulz of the evening there.) Mickey approaches the scene of Ian’s fist “fight” in which Ian has basically just wailed on tiny Barry with no decent return hits, and Ian is already down on his good knee, so he decides this is the right moment to propose again. Says he loves Mickey more than anything and that if he’ll let him, he’d like to spend the rest of his life... and Mickey cuts him off with a sharp, “Save the fuckin’ speech you pussy. Course I’ll marry you.” And they kiss. The camera cuts away. And that’s that. Lol. If you thought you were gonna get any depth added in these last few eps, you were wrong. The next ep will be hilarious hijinks sprinkled with OOC bullshit, and who knows how they’ll manage to fuck up the actual nuptials, but I’m sure it’ll happen. 🍻

56:27-57:52 - IxM arrive back at the Gallagher house looking happy, but they don’t announce their engagement. Instead, Lip announces that he’s moving to Milwaukee with his baby mama and kid.

Episode Tally: 8 scenes. 9 mins 19 secs.

[ehhh2000]

Spongebob Movie 2020 - Sponge on the Run Review (Spoilers ahead! Be warned!)

Ok. I've watched Sponge on the Run yesterday, and the movie is a... mixed bag for me. In general I did laugh out loud at the jokes, and there were actually genuine heartfelt moments too, but there are a few issues with the movie I do have to address.

Lets start with the positives first. The animation is wonderful. At first fans were either angry or sceptical that the third Spongebob movie was gonna be in 3-D instead of 2-D. I wasn't that fussed to be honest, but at the same time it would be nice for the 2-D style of animation to make a comeback one day. Not just with Spongebob but with animated movies in general. The 3-D animation could have easily been an eye-sore to look at, like the Beast in the Beauty and the Beast Remake, or the early Sonic design for the live action Sonic movie  but it's not (thank god). The animation is colorful, pleasing to the eye and all the characters are expressive and fun to watch, just like their 2-D counterparts  

The charcters are all likeable and charming in this movie. The new characters like Sage is pretty funny and Auto gets a few laughs.

The story and the jokes in the beginning were meh at best. Spongebob and Patrick saying "Hello!" over and over again felt like a joke borrowed from a bad modern Family Guy episode of having it being too repetitive and dragged out. The only parts I laughed at was Plankton and the coin slot joke and Squidward's cynical/miserable attitude in general (so relatable) XD and Patrick and Spongebob's interactions when Gary is missing.

The middle of the movie is where it gets really entertaining and straight up funny. The casino jokes get the biggest laugh out of me, it reminded me of the first movie where Spongebob and Patrick get drunk from the icecream XD. Also when Sage said he's rather burn himself, after dealing with Spongebob and Patrick's antics, that also got a laugh (He's like a dissapointed father figure XD) Squidward fanboying over his favorite clarinet artist also kills me XD (he is so happy in a dorky way, it's amusing xD) The patty moblie also gets an upgrade to look like a Subway Sandwich LOL, cool idea and nice callback to the first movie  and Spongebob saying 'Crappy.' No joke, he said that XD

The speeches that each character gives about why Spongebob should not get killed infront of a thousand people on stage is without a doubt my favorite part of the movie. Each character (Sandy, Patrick, Mr.Krabs and Squidward) give a meaningful and heartfelt speech about how much Spongebob means to them individually and all the characters were in character. I was actually touched by this moment   (Also Spongebob as a little kid is adorable  especially with him and Gary meeting for the first time, awwww.) The song they sing together is catchy enough, but it is no goofy goober rock or ocean man.

The climax was alright, I liked it when the gang work together to beat the guards and escape the palace. I did like the message at the end of the movie of the Merman King accepting his flawed apperance and fully embracing it, and the ending was.... cute with the snails being free and all.

Ok.... now my problems with the movie. As I said, the beginning was the weakest part for me, it felt like a bit of a drag and honestly felt like I was watching a standard Spongebob episode, than an actual movie. The Krusty Krab scene just felt mundane to me (A good metaphor for reality, but still, it could have been funnier.)

Spongebob and Patrick fighting in the boat/car was pointless and the zombie pirates idea at an old western bar sounds like a great idea on paper, but the execution amounts to nothing but a silly dance and a rap by Snoop Dog.... (how weird...)

The bad guy at the bar had a cool introduction with the flaming boots and the fire powers, he could have been an intimidating threat like Dennis, but gets defeated with ease and turns into a tornado and chases them down before falling flat on his face on the road. It turns out it was just a vision by Sage. To me, it was a pointless scene.

Plankton finally gets the formula, and once again it amounts to nothing (show, don't tell us what happened.) After that... Mr.Krabs lets Plankton into his group to help find Spongebob and Patrick with Squidward and Sandy. Ok....

The new Merman King is just a ripoff of King Neptune from the first movie without him being that funny or having a threatning presence. He's insecure about his apperance and is threatening to execute the main leads, sound familiar? In fact the whole movie feels like a rehash of the first movie, but instead of the crown being missing, it is Gary this time around. While I do respect his bravery to embrace his flawed apperance at the end (and Spongebob teasing him beforehand was pretty funny.) I wish the character would stand out more as his own character.

The last problem I have, is that some of the flashbacks of Spongebob's childhood of Camp Coral were pointless. Especially when it came to Sandy. Sandy and Spongebob first met on the Episode "Tree at the Treedome" as young adults, but the movie gives the vibe that the "Tree at the Treedome" episode was not how they 'really met' and instead they both met up since childhood. Ok with Gary and Patrick.... it makes sense, and they were nice scenes, but with Sandy and the others.... it wasn't nessecary. It wasn't terrible or anything, just pointless. I would have liked it better if Sandy just said the speech without the flashback (The same with Squidward and Mr.Krabs.)

Long story short, the movie did feel like a reboot version of the first movie and the story is arguably weak, but it did have funny and charming moments in it that makes it worthwhile and didn't feel like a complete waste of time.

Overall, it could have been a better movie 5/10

[spinel-imagines-love]

I very rarely send in an ask without being anonymous, but i kinda just need this rn lol. If you're comfortable, and I understand if you're not, but if you are, could you do some headcannons about how Spinel would handel an insecure, touch starved, plus size s/o?

Spinel x Insecure plus sized S/O

[ This was so cute and fun to writ aaaaaaah!! I hope you like it! ]

at first Spinel would most likely be fascinated with you. Sure she has seen other humans of all shapes and sizes, but something about you had her dazzled from day one.

it quickly became apparent that it was your insecurities, she felt so interested because in a way - you were like her. Insecure of your looks and touch starved...

Spinel would be very quick to grow attached to you, attached in an almost literal sense. Holding your hand whenever she can, more then often hugging you when you are feeling unwell or upset.

there is a point where she definetly got so mad at some punk calling you heavy,fat or something worse that she practically pours her heart out in rage! "Oh yeah!? Well whaddaya know ye' punk! I'mma darn lucky gem to have met em’ and I am darn' proud of lovin' em’! They’re perfect the way they are, so buzz of will ya!"

when her own words sink in though - oh boi she herself looks actually flustered. But proud all the same! After all she had protected you from these stupid punks! Of course...she didnt mean to pour her feelings out like that

You accepting her feelings though, boy oh boy! You have one springy gem swinging you up into her arms. You've made one pink gem very very happy and she swears to make you just as happy from that say on! And alas - Spinel starts growing to be quite protective but loving all the same~

Spinel absolutely does not tolerate others belittling you or insulting you behind your back because of your softness. She will fight if anyone even says that you dont look good in that cute outfit!

She won't have you talk badly or think badly about yourself either, she knows self hate and insecurities all to well and does not wish anything like that on you! The moment she sees you staring at your own reflection in  the mirror she will wrap her arms round your waist and hug you from behind. "Ooooh...who's this beautiful gal' in the mirror! Whoopsie me! That's my sweetheart darlin'~"

Spinel honest to god wouldn't understand why you would feel insecure about your weight, but she does understand the feeling of being insecure about ones looks. So she does everything in her power to reassure you that you are beautiful the way you are. More then often she will point out how much more important you are to her then your body itself. "Suga', yer everythin' but ugly...these darn punks just don't know an angel when they are standin' right in front of em. C'mere...how about I kiss ya' bad thoughts away fer ya~"

The fact that you get touch starved easily doesn't bother her in the slightest, rather she lowkey loves it. She herself is easily touch starved and loves touching you, not to mention she is 100% going to shower you in body worship. Tracing your sides, your cheeks and your jaw. Admiring every part of you and making sure to tell you so too. "Hmm...Gosh darn' yer’ so pretty...I'm practically falling for ya all over again, suga'..."

Spinel actively will encourage you whenever she can. Whether it is while choosing what to wear in the morning, or deciding on a fun activity. Anything you do will have her full support! And god forbid someone made a rude comment towards you because of your decisions, you'd need to hold her back or she would pummel the goober into the ground with an enlarged fist!

All cuddle times are spent with Spinel either letting you sit  on her lap so that she can rest her chin on your shoulder, while so gingerly tracing random shapes on your back. Or Spinel laying lazily next to you, with her arms practically tangled up around you, her chin resting on top of you head so she can protect you from all the bad stuff in the world.

Kisses are a MUST. Your are not going anywhere without Spinel practically holding you in place with her arms, while peppering kisses on your soft cheeks. Muttering out happy compliments to once more let you know just how precious and beautifull you are to her.