You dare challenge me to a like-spam race?? 🤨/jjj [mwhahah laughing rn!]
WHAT?! NOOOO, I YIELD!
Thought I could keep up, I couldn't ;^;
*bowing before the like-spam supreme Angel* (Lol)
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Okay, okay, you win, Tumblr. I'll watch Red, White, and Royal Blue.
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So if Lucanis really has no social skills if what little we're hearing is accurate...does that mean the other companions might feel the need to give him advice on how to fucking flirt like a normal person, dammit, to increasingly absurd but at least amusing results?
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In the Extremely Petty Pet Peeve Division, every time I post an image with alt text, sooner or later someone will tag it with “no image description in alt” anyway, and this makes me irrationally annoyed all out of proportion. Like, hurling a gauntlet at their feet, shouting “Varlet! You impinge the honor of my alt text?! Name your second, by god, and we’ll settle this on the field!”
…yes, apparently I turn into a low-budget Ren Faire bit character when annoyed.
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one of the funniest but most underrated parts of the tiktok inchident video is that red bull tagged ferrari in the comments and ferrari ignored it
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jaime being insane in terms of skill as a swordsman is so key to his status as the #1 resident of idgafghanistan bc that is part of what enables his post-aerys experience faux nihilistic limbo state bc he effectively believes that he can solve any problem (“knots and tangles”) that he even allows to matter atp by cutting it apart with a longsword. the uncomplicated physical keeps protecting him from the complicated mental (kind of like how he frames the dissociative quality of the battle fever to tyrion: “you stop feeling, you stop thinking, you stop being you”). oh the kid wakes up and talks? ok well ill just kill ned and then robert and then. he is so far gone that he does the same with brienne when she embodies two major obstacles: the surface level problem of being his captor who judges, misunderstands, and dehumanizes him, and the deeper problem of being someone who cares and retains her values and humanity and continuously rejects and contradicts jaime’s cynical worldview that he uses to justify himself. her very existence is a condemnation of jaime on every level. this is also why her actually ending up dominating him and him being unsuccessful in cutting her down in that fight works so well. she is a knot he cannot cut through.
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