#i’m going to KISS HIMMMMM

[highlyillogicalandroid]

Things I’ve noticed on my Dead Boy Detectives rewatch(es):

Please I NEED to know who the creepy ass clowns on the train were I know it was For the Gag, but PLEASE.

The boys have so many different versions of Clue in their closet???

Also lmao at them being *in the closet* together.

Hnnnn Jenny

I know other ppl have spotted this but the first book Charles grabs in episode 2 (the pink one) ends up being the one with the answers they need to help Niko (not the blue one Edwin insisted he needed).

I love Crystal and Niko look at those girls go.

In episode 3, they learn about evil seagulls and severed feet washing up on shore. In episode 4, Edwin picks up some sheet music that Mick says is cursed and attracts evil seagulls!!

“A bird cries? Is it sad?” Niko my precious darling angel I love you for always.

Okay, okay, I know Valley of the Dolls isn’t about actual dolls but Edwin, did YOU know that when you decided to read it??

The music box thing in episode 4 is absolutely playing Wellerman, right? I’m not imagining things??

“Remarkably low compatibility between Taurus and Aries?” That’s Crystal and Charles, btw.

As Charles starts to spiral about his abusive dad and his own rage, his polo gets darker. When he confesses his fears to Edwin in episode 5, Edwin turns up his collar, revealing its red lining, bringing Charles back toward his hero look. Excuse me while I sob.

“I will always hit a demon with a cricket bat for you.”

“Wrong way. AVARICE. Everything too heavy.” Gives me CHILLS.

The fact that Edwin tore the dollhouse corner out of his notebook.

Charles’ devastated face in episode 7 when Edwin tells him that ringing the call bell hurts the souls in limbo, after he’s already rung it on the way in.

The Night Nurse complains about Niko but she told Niko about the man in the fish?? No one can resist the pull of Friendship with Niko!!

The Cat King gives Edwin calla lilies as a consolation gift at the end of episode 8. Calla lilies are incredibly toxic to cats. Cat King, babe, I know you’ve got a thing for him but damn, have a sense of self preservation, PLEASE!

Edwin’s little saunter right before he kisses TCK on the cheek.

“You’re properly missable.” AHHHH CHARLES YOU LIKE HIMMMMM.

The way Charles and Edwin open the box together sure is something!!

It’s not just the hug (although WHAT A HUG), it’s the buildup to the hug! It’s the way they drift away from each other and then pause and turn toward each other at the same time and it’s so choreographed yet so natural and so perfectly them, like they orbit around each other and are always going to be drawn back together and oh my God I am not normal about it.

Also it’s Edwin who has his back to Charles and turns to glance behind in a lovely little reversal of the Orpheus and Eurydice archetypes from ep 6 and oh isn’t that just so juicy!!!

Okay but it’s also the hug. It’s how tight it is and how they don’t want to let go and how their hands brush against each other when they eventually do drift away.

The way Charles leans over Edwin and puts their heads so close together? Okay you fucking flirt.

Nikoooooooo

[samaraxmorgan]

HELLO IT'S ME, YAPPER

BEFORE I YAP HOW YOU FEELIN'? AND HOW IS LIQUIDKUNA(I'm so sorry)

OK OK! SO I'VE BEEN DRAWING FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS STRAIGTH DOING STUDIES AND STUFF AND I STARTED DRAWING ROOMIE SUKUNA JUST STUCK UNDER A PILE OF PLUSHIES SO I WAS THINKING WHAT IF ROOMIE SUKUNA GETS HOME FROM WORK ONE DAY LIKE SUPER SUPER TIRED AND WE'RE NOT HOME YET AND HE SOMEHOW STUMBLES INTO OUR ROOM AND FLOPS DOWN ONTO OUR BED AND BURIED HIMSELF IN OUR PLUSHIES BECAUSE THEY SMELL LIKE US AND HE LIKES US, SO WHEN WE GET HOME WE GO TO OUR ROOM TO SEE A PASSED OUT SUKUNA BURIED UNDER OUT PLUSHIES AND WE TAKE A QUICK PICTURE AND THEN WE WEEE, WE GO INTO HIS ROOM AND WE MAKE SURE IT'S NEAT SO THEN WE DO OUR BEST TO GET SUKUNA BACK INTO HIS ROOM AND INTO HIS BED BUT HE ONCE WE GET TO HIS BED HE FALLS ONTO US AND WE END UP STUCK UNDER HIM IN HIS BED AND SUKUNA ARMS SUBCONCOUSILY WRAP AROUND US SO NOW WE'RE STUCK STUCK CAUSE SUKUNA IS A PRETTY STRONG DUDE AND WHEN SUKUNA WAKES UP FINALLY WE ARE FULL ON PASSED OUT SNUGGLED INTO HIM, (cause you know how lovers even in sleep with try to get closer to one another >:}) SO SUKUNA BLUSHES AND SIGHS BEFORE PICKING US UP AND TAKING US TO OUR ROOM AND WHEN HE TRIES TO PUT US ON OUR BED WE DON'T LET GO THAT EASIER, AND WE STIR FROM OUR SLEEP BUT DON'T WAKE UP AND AND IF SUKUNA FEELS A BIT 𝓑𝓞𝓛𝓓 HE WILL BRUSH OUR HAIR OUT OF OUT EYES AND GIVE US A LITTLE PECK ON OUR FOREHEAD OR OUR CHEEK AKFI;RHFEKJHSGIEHNK;HSIUH (I am currently running on strawberry boba and a dream)

HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT YOUR AWESOME REMEMBER THAT :DDDD

HELLO BABE!!! Me and Liquidkuna are thriving I have him in my water bottle (it’s clear so he can see thru, no cruelty here) !! ASAKAKAK

So first of all you’re gonna LOVE this fanart <3

Omg yes he like got NO sleep and then was slammed at work and is so out of it he just passes out in our room cause it’s closer ASKAKAAK!!! We come home like “boy u can’t be fr” and of COURSE we need the blackmail photo GOOD THINKING!!! I imagine him being like insanely tall so I like the idea that we’re grabbing him by the ankles and trying to pull him out of our bed SKSKSK we’re like HEAVING and he’s just “snnzzz mimimi” passed the FUCK out until he hits the floor

He’s SO out of it he’s half asleep just like “hUH” and we bring him to his own bed and he collapses onto us we’re like “oh god do I need to call the fire department” SKSKS HE’S SO HUGE THERES NO MOVING HIM!!! On one hand we’re worried we’re gonna suffocate but on the OTHER hand…. This shit kinda comfy fr… maybe we could… take a lil nap asakmsks

He wakes up like hours later and our face is buried in his chest and our arm is slung over his waist and he’s like…… “how did..? Nvm I’m not gonna question it” just lies there awake trying to stay as still as possible so that it doesn’t have to end 🥺 but he knowssss he should put us in our own bed even if he REALLY doesn’t want to (booooo) so he picks us up all carefully and carries us to our room princess style <3

Ugh and we are GRIPPING onto his shirt we don’t wanna let him gooooo!!!! He’s trying to lay us onto our bed and our arms are slung around the back of his neck, our faces are so CLOSE and he can feel our breath on his skin!!! He sits there and contemplates it for a second before quickly pecking a kiss onto our forehead and then BOLTING away ASAKKA!! We wake up a little later and assume the kiss was a dream 🥺 oh if only we knew

UGGGHHH HIM BEING SO CUTE AND HOPELESS I LOVE HIMMMMM!!!! I hope you enjoyed your strawberry boba that sounds SO GOOD ugh I’m jellyyyyy

I hope u have a wonderful dayy!!!!! Keep our liquid bf in your thoughts SKSKSKKA

[hyunsvngs]

im thinking about stoner!jisung (like always cause man is he hot???) and the reader getting high together after class one day, and things getting all hot and heavy as the reader watches jisung take hits from the bong or the joint before a confession slipped out “jisung can you blow the smoke into my mouth please?” and jisung agreeing no questions asked, loving the idea of attaching his lips to his best friends blowing the smoke into their mouth which leads to a distracted make out session then to sloppy stoned sex.

🫣🫣

my baby anon this felt TARGETED. YOU SEND ME, A STONER, A HANNER THIS ASK???! bcbcb dhahdjkf GIVE ME HIMMMMM

this got long again so under thee cut…

it HASSS TO be a bong. thinking about those cute pouty lips inhaling the smoke on the bong, his pretty painted nails flicking the lighter to burn the weed so he can get stoned… i’m thinking a pretty glass bong too. it’s his that he brought to ur house <3

you perk up after he’s cleared a few bowls. you’ve done a few yourself, and your head is feeling fuzzy, limbs light and giggles coming out of both of your mouths. “ji, wanna smoke me out?”

it’s as if all of the weed left jisung’s system in that moment. “h-huh?!”

you giggle. “smoke me out, ji. blow it into my mouth.”

well, don’t ask him twice. or thrice, because you did actually have to say it twice. it’s quick, the way he inhales the smoke desperately into his lungs before his lips are pressing lightly against yours. you inhale the smoke obediently, and once you blow it out, keeping eye contact with jisung, it’s like a switch is flipped. he’s groaning, running fingers through dark, messy hair.

“just fucking- c’mere,” he’s grabbing your neck, pulling you in, and then his tongue is in your mouth. you moan as the sloppy, messy kisses go straight to building a pit of arousal in your gut and jisung is clearly feeling the same - he pulls you into his lap. you’re perched on top of him, in cute little comfy shorts and he’s in joggers, bucket hat previously on his head but now discarded.

you’re happy for this development. the bucket hat being gone meant that you could run your fingers through jisung’s hair, pulling on the strands lightly and making him whine into the kiss.

before you know it, you’re both naked, making out with giggly messy kisses. his cock is pushing into you, the stretch making both of you feel fucking ecstatic because shit, is everything this good when high? his chain is dangling into your face as he starts pumping into you steadily, slow, deep thrusts that make you feel like you’re on fucking cloud nine.

you’re wet. you can feel it, and you know jisung can feel it too - tight wetness clinging to his cock and dousing him with your slick, soaking into his pubes. he’s moaning, thrusting into you almost frantically while a haze of smoke fills the room and renders your sight useless.

ok so obviously smoking w jisung would have to become a regular thing that’s all im saying!

♡ juno

[harryfeatgaga]

coworker!harry who keeps flirting with you ever since he first saw you, he just never stops. one day you got a promotion and your coworkers are throwing a little party at some club. that night, you and harry dance, some pecks on your neck and mb a sweet makeout session with your back against a wall? then you both go to his place and do it :p and so it became a constant thing like he’s calling you to come over and you sleep at his place, watch movies with him, cuddle with him, he drives you to work and takes you home or sometimes you both go to his place.. but see they have the “no strings attached” rule (boohoo cause that rule is deff gonna be VIOLATEDDDD) and when his friends ask him “soo.. y/n?”(cause he still flirts with her publicly) he says “what? she’s just a friend who i’m attracted to” while smirking. and when her friends ask her “sooo… harry?” and she just answers “he’s just a friend” while giggling. when harry hears that, he’s pulling her to some room and says “hey there, friend” while grinning and pinning her with her back against the door and she grins back and dangles her arms around his shoulders and says back “hey friend” AND KISSES HIMMMMM 🙋‍♀️

OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDJDNSJSNSN

[mars-mystic]

your tm is being unashamed of loving george william russell and the great canadian wilderness. with your canoe. nest. home on the water ect. but for seriousness, it is the passion and what you do for others. cause not everyone is cut out to be leading those ducklings around

I love himmmmm he is the loml. Stop calling me a canoe edition omega or I’ll give you grand babies. And me and my delinquent, pole sitting wife will drop them on your doorstep one day and go gallivanting off into the sunset together. Have fun with grandma, kids, Mommy and Daddy are going to Spain. Good luck with our 20+ children

But for seriousness I love my wife and those duckling and I’m going to the ends of the earth for them, like it or not. If anyone wants to be one of my ducklings lmk. Wifey has enough money to support all of us (if he ever pays his child support)

Love you. Kisses <333

[fyodior]

Dazai is over joyous when hes allowed to apply nipple balm because he will occasionally graze them with his teeth and the last thing he wants is you having scraped open nipples! He also - more as a gag gift - got you one of those privacy nursing hoodies after you told him hes allowed to suckle! But since hes an absolute sweetheart once hes on the tit,you could ask him what hes planning and he will look up at you with the sweetest look and tell you! He trust you that much,hes jello in your hands ...i can see this go sideways tho when you two are getting it on and he decides to suck for a different reason and just...kinda forgets about that reason entirely,so you are laying there in all your glory,hes 3 fingers deep inside your cunt and he.... yea he starts suckling.

he’s such a fucking evil menace but such a sweetheart i hate himmmmm just very gently rubbing the balm on ur nipples with so much care and gives ur boobs little kisses pls jgfjgfjhh

i’m literally obsessed with the concept of him getting distracted in the middle of sex like fingers or dick still inside you but he’s in his own little happy place just suckling 😭

[ragecndybars]

I see you already got shinji and minato so I’m gonna complete the triangle and put in akihiko for the blorbo bingo 👀

HIMMMMM OMG MY BLORBO MY MAN MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW THE CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

bro tbh akihiko is my fav persona character Ever probably so the triple bingo here is justified. he is. everything to me. i want to pick him up in my mouth and shake him rapidly like a chew toy. i want to tuck him into bed and kiss him on the forehead. i want to punch him. in the forehead. i want to give him a hug and not let go for 10000 years because my mans can't stop taking Ls.

i love him sm... fr fr

[chenlesfavorite]

gonna be so honest i was NOT expecting that at all but i loved every second of it. i’m so happy she at least was nice to him and once again had me giggling and kicking my feet over this. the yuta backstory was WILD and if he does make an appearance again he better watch his back cause i have a feeling chenle would go off and honestly i wouldn’t mind it 👉🏼👈🏼 protective chenle god i love it makes me sick in the head and i need MORE

also i’m doing well 💚💚 it’s just hard when your friends don’t understand the joy of ncity

and LASTLY (because i forgot) love consultant yn giving an unspecified member advice just go ahead and sign me up i love fluff but you can pull off angst if you ever decided to spice things up (i haven’t forgotten what you did to jaemin that hurt me) honestly i can’t wait to see what you write everything is so well written i mean im quite literally on here daily peeking for updates just looking for any crumb of content

but no fr him showing up even though he “hates” her and she “hates” him when she’s in a vulnerable state and doesn’t push him away and he just lets her and holds her it’s got me MENTAL i’m going INSANE i will not be shutting up about this for at least 48hrs -☀️

hihi ☀️ anon!!! great to see u again🫶

she’s gonna try to be nicer in the chapters now trust!! like ofc they’re still gonna beef but like… she won’t be SUPERRR mean like before yk…

THE YUTA BACKSTORY IS INDEED WILDDD, like wdym he’s not just a guy that y/n matched with?? HE HAS BEEF WITH CHENLE?? 🤔

yeah if he makes an appearance again (probably won’t but we’ll see.. maybe ill decide to rewrite sum chapters) chenle will def lose his shit at him and he will be protective over his girl!! like im talking bout holding her waist, giving her lil kisses ALLL IN FRONT OF HIMMMMM (this sounds like a good idea now that im writing this)

no bc protective chenle is so hot like. 🙏 FAWKKK I NEED HIM.

so glad you’re doing well!! i get it fr🙏 like they’re missing out so bad on all the stuff that goes down in ncity fr

HONESTLY now that u mention angst for that smau i’m like hmm👀👀 there will be a part in that story where some angst COULD be added for sure…

so sorry for the jaemin thing 😭🙏 i was in my feels writing it frfr

AHH THANK U SM FOR COMPLIMENTING MY WRITING <333 makes me giggle and kick my feet SRSLYYY

any crumb of content you say….🤔 well i shall give another spoiler about the upcoming smau!!!

ahem… it’s very much friends to lovers and brother’s best friend… that’s all for now🙏

NO LIKE IKRRRRRR i was dying writing it like JAISJWJDJAJSJSJS Y/N JUST LETTING CHENLE HOLD HER N STUFF AND UGHH STOP THEYRE SO CUTE ALREADY. im also going insane despite me being the author of this. we will be going MENTAL together trust 🙏

[mountttmase]

Hi, omg second last time, I'll miss them😭

Waking up wrapped up in Masons arms wasn’t something you ever pictured at the start of this holiday. Another rule broken but you could look past this one. IT WAS WORTH IT BREAKING THIS RULE😌

THE DESCRIPTION OF HIM ASLEEP???

AND THE LITTLE KISS ON HIS HEAD BEDORE SHE LEFT?

‘You all ready for your lesson, y/n?’ Ben smiled as soon as you stepped outside and you nodded at him shyly. OMG IT'S POOL TIMEEEEE

‘Good I was researching all night and I think I’ve devised the perfect lesson’ he smiled proudly so after a big deep breath you made your way to the steps of the pool and Ben came to stand next to you. ‘It’s not so deep just here, should come to your waist so you’ll be alright’ he smiled but when he held his hand out you took it before following him into the pool. BUT WHY IS HE THIS SWEET? OMG ILL MELT

‘What’s going on out here?’ You suddenly heard, looking up to see Mason stood just outside the door with an unreadable expression on his face. THERE HE IS

MASON DONT ACT JEALOUS NOW

You and Ben were surprised at how quickly you managed to pick up the basics but no one was more surprised than Carly. Excitedly squealing as you showed her your new tricks before grabbing her phone to take some photos in order to commemorate the big moment. OMG I'M PROUD

Mason still hadn't come back outside even after everyone else had and once your lesson was over and once you’d dried off you still couldn’t find him inside anywhere but when you came outside again there he was sat. All on his own on the table to the opposite side of where the pair of you could normally be found. HE IS SILLY

You wanted to speak to him but his attitude this morning was making you feel unsure of yourself until you gave yourself a pep talk. This was Mason, the boy who kissed you like you were his own yesterday and whose arms you fell asleep in last night so you shook yourself off and made your way over to him. SHE IS MY BIG GIRL😌

I HATE HIMMMMM😌

‘I’ll go have a word with him. We haven’t spoken since yesterday so it’s probably me he’s in a mood with’ he told you. Watching him stalk off over to the other side of the pool and chat to Mason for a few seconds before their pair of them went out of sight. NO BEN IT'S NOT YOU, AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM

‘Stop crying’ you whispered to yourself once you were in the safy of your bathroom. Fanning your face and dabbing your eyes to try and stop yourself having a full on meltdown but you were so confused by his actions you didn’t know how to behave. OMG SHE IS CRYING, BESTIE WE DONT CRY FOR MEN HER

Sat on his side of your shared lounger and your heart gave a thump at the sight of him. I WOULD HAVE KICKED HIM DOWN

In the end you went back over, sitting up right as he was laid back and you made no attempt to even look at him until you felt his fingers close around your wrist. Turing to look at him with a blank expression as his eyes looked deeply into yours. HE IS ANNOYING AHHAHAHA OMG

He didn’t say a word, just patted his chest with his free hand as an invitation for you to lay on him and even though you desperately didn’t want to give into him that quickly you felt yourself shuffling around to face him. Laying back in his arms so you could place your head on his chest and when he squeezed you tightly you felt yourself on the brink once more. I HATE THE FACT THAT HE IS SWEET AND AT THE SAME TIME A LITTLE ANNOYING SHIT

‘Why did you get dressed?’ He asked you quietly, his hand reaching up and under your top so he could lightly run his fingers across your skin but you just shook your head as you nuzzled into him further. Not able to string a few words together as you were feeling shy and unsure of yourself but he only held you tighter. CAUSE YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A PIECE OF SHITTT

‘I’m just popping inside to get a drink’ he suddenly murmured against you forehead, pulling away slightly but in your panic you held him in place. OMG SHE IS SO SCARED

This time he didn’t invite you to lay with him, crawling next to you and placing his head on your chest this time and your hand automatically went into his hair so you could run your fingers through it. Feeling him hum into your neck as you stroked his skin and when he reached up under your top again you let him. His fingers splayed out against your ribs so he could hold you close before hooking his leg over yours. OMG ALL THIS PDA???

NOSE KISS🤭

HE KISSED HER, HE IS BIPOLAR

No matter what the pair of you did that day, Mason was by your side. When you went inside to make some lunch he was there, helping you get everything you needed as he trailed his fingers across your skin repeatedly. THIS IS SWEET

Mason still wasn’t very talkative even though he was being clingy and you wanted to do something to snap him out of it so you found your most outrageous outfit in hopes the tight black leather skirt and off the shoulder top would lift his mood but you were nervous to see him again after how today had gone. I LOVE HER HAHAHAHA GO BESTIE

THE MOMENT WHEN THEY SAW EACH OTHER OUTSIDE OF THEIR ROOMS DOOR WAS INTENSE 🫠

He dropped your hand as you neared the top. Not wanting anyone to see you like that together but the thing that confused you was the way he didn’t want to even stand near you now. Sticking with the boys as they tried to order a taxi and when they eventually came you ended up in two different ones. WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?

He was looking everywhere but you, standing and chatting with Woody and Kayla and you stuck to Carly’s side as you needed a laugh and she was always the best person to go to for that. I HATE HIM

‘He’s chatting some girl up at the bar. I think she’s Italian so she barely understands him’ I'M THE ITALIAN GIRL, SORRY Y/N😌

It was difficult trying to talk to everyone when you were feeling so miserable. Trying to smile and keep up with what everyone was saying but you knew you kept going in on yourself and staring into space and ignoring everyone. OH MY BABY

‘Are you sure? Has something happened? I know what you’re like and you like to bottle it in but you would tell me wouldn’t you?’ CARLY I LOVE YOU LOADS

You could only see the back of her but you could tell she was his type from a mile off. Petite but curvy and leggy with tanned skin and flowing shiny hair but it was his hand resting on her waist that was the real kicker. Hers on his chest as she laughed at whatever he was saying in her ear and the sight made your skin prickle uncomfortably. THIS HURT, BUT IT'S ME SO THAT'S FINE

You stumbled back to your table alone. Wanting to down some water before you went back to dance again and you noticed Mason still wasn’t with the boys. Your eyes searching for him and you spotted him sitting at a different table with the girl from the bar and a few of her friends who all appeared to be fawning over him and you could tell he was in his element. Not even paying you a glance whilst you were nearby and you couldn’t help but let out a scoff as you finished your water. HE IS ANNOYING, GO BACK TO YOUR FRIEND PIECE OF SHIT

‘I’m gooooood’ you slurred, tapping his chest lightly. ‘Gonna go back for a dance’ you told him, watching both of his faces look at you with a frown before you felt someone else’s hand on your shoulder. THIS MADE ME LAUGH 😂

You wanted to know what they were saying, getting ready to go and join them until you felt someone’s hands on your waist and you knew who it was immediately. Masons aftershave overtaking your senses as he pressed himself into your back but you were in no state to fight him off. Melting into his body like you always did and you cursed yourself for having this reaction. GO AWAY NOW

‘What do you care’ you mumbled loud enough for him to hopefully hear as you tried to pull away from him but he was too strong for you. Holding you flush against his body and you thought better than to try and wiggle away again. UFF

‘I had to bribe the bouncer so I could bring these in so you better eat them. Most expensive chips in the world, these’ he told you, opening the box up and setting them in front of you. Even though you were mad at him your heart still fluttered at the way he’d made sure there was a little blob of mayo on the side. HE IS TRYING TO ACT NORMAL😒

‘No you’re fine’ she smiled, linking her arm through yours even tighter. ‘Is everything okay though?’ OH MY CARLY

‘You sure that’s all? I know what you’re like and I know you like to keep it all inside’ she told you. Her tone was soft and not accusatory at all and you felt your lip wobble at how understanding she always seemed to be. ‘You don’t have to tell me anything you don’t want to but if you need to then I’m always here’ BEST HUMAN

‘I promise’ you whispered. Wanting to break down and spill everything to her there but you couldn’t. It was against the rules. OH BABY

The boys came and joined you closer to the house, Mason reaching for your hand but you wrapped your arms around yourself so he didn’t get the chance and he kept his hands to himself after that. Stuffing them into his pockets and keeping his head down as he followed you inside to say goodnight to everyone. I LOVE HERRRR

‘Can I come in?’ THERE HE IS

‘You still don’t wanna talk to me?’ HE ISN'T THAT STUPID.... PLEASE

‘Come here’ he sighed, taking hold of your arm gently so he could turn you to face him before cupping your jaw with his free hand. His soft eyes on yours and you tried not to melt under them but as always he was making it difficult for you. ‘It's our last night here, I don’t want us to be upset with each other. PFF....

‘No you were busy’ you told him, pulling out of his grip and you watched his eyes turn hard. GO BESTIEEEE

‘Bit like you were busy this morning huh?’ STUPID MAN

‘You’re fucking infuriating sometimes I swear’ you exploded. ‘You’ve spent the whole night with a load of random girls in your lap and you think I’ll want to just hang out with you now?’ SHE SAID IT😌

‘Why do you care?’ HE WANTS HER TO SAY ITTT

‘Can you not see I’m trying to protect you? Protect us? All week I’ve been dodging questions about us so I thought I’d make it look believable if I talked to someone else. It didn’t fucking mean anything. As for the rules, it was one not to kiss but we’ve done that multiple times’ he fought back. His voice louder than he’d intended it to be but you were furious and passed caring if anyone heard you. OH SHUT UP

‘You want me to do what I want yeah?’ He growled, slamming his fist against your door before reaching for you and pressing you up against it with his hand wrapped tightly around your throat. ‘Cause all I’ve wanted all night was to fuck you senseless. Why do you think I haven’t been around you huh? Cause I can’t fucking control myself around you anymore’ MMMMM😒

‘You want me to fuck you here yeah? Fuck you up against this door like the little brat you are’ he muttered, trying his hardest to undo his zip and push his boxers down and once he had you felt his tip pressing up against your underwear. HE IS GOING STRONG TONIGHT

BUT THAT WAS A GOOD SMUT OMG, DOM MASON FOR THE WIN

‘So fucking beautiful’ he sighed, reaching down to place the most tender and loving kiss to your lips. ‘What have you done to me baby? I can’t keep away’ YOU'RE IN LOVE THAT'S IT

THIS WAS THEM MAKING LOVE TO EACH OTHER, OMG

‘You sure? He asked and you nodded even though he couldn’t see you. ‘Well I suppose it’s good to go out with a bang’ he told you trying to make a joke out of the situation like usual in jokes it could relive some of the awkwardness but it just made you feel worse. He was practically confirming that this could be your last time together and you felt your eyes sting immediately. ‘End of the week, end of the agreement right?’ NOW I CAN GO BACK TO HATE HIM, GOD THIS HURT

You were unbelievably hurt by the whole thing, the way he’d been with you since you’d woken up, a stark contrast from the day before and him leaving you like this now was just the final nail in the coffin. OH MY BABY

It felt like a break up, worse than a break up because you’d only gotten a taste of him before he shut everything down and left you open and exposed. Now you just felt cheap and a little bit dirty as you still felt him everywhere but you knew he wanted nothing else to do with you now. OMG I FEEL SO SAD FOR HER

‘You look like Mason just before he left’ Ben laughed, spoon in the air so he could gesture to your eyes. ‘Said they must of used some new cleaner that was super strong and made his eyes all puffy’ AT LEAST HE HAD A SHITTY NIGHT TOO

‘Home, I thought you knew?’ Carly told you, her head tilting to the side in confusion. ‘He’s gone straight to Manchester and his flight was super early’ HE OBVIOUSLY RUN AWAY

‘Oh right, I was out of it still, maybe I forgot’ you told them and thankfully they just nodded and smiled along. MY BABY

‘Don’t worry, you’re sitting next to me on the flight. Managed to change it and get us three in a row together so you’re not on your own’ she smiled, thinking that was probably your first thought but right now you didnt care. He’d left without so much as a goodbye and all you wanted was to break down in her arms. You were beyond confused with the last 24 hours so you quickly excused yourself and walked out the patio doors. I NEED TO HUG HER

‘Wait, hang on?’ He interrupted, his face looking angry and you knew what he was thinking straight away. ‘He paid for you to come away so you’d sleep with him? I swear to god-‘ YES AND NO AHAHAHAH

‘No… well yes but that’s not all of it. He was off with me for all of yesterday and I had no idea why, then there was the girls but when we got back he still wanted to sleep with me before he… just ended everything’ you sniffed. ‘He was so cold after, like just said I guess we’re done and went back to his room I felt humiliated’ MY LOVE

‘Look you didn’t hear this from me, but he’s always liked you y/n. Whether that is just in a friendly capacity or more I know he’s got a soft spot for you. Whatever he’s done I don’t think he would have meant it, in his weird little mind he’s probably thinking this is the best for both of you without realising how much he’s messing up’ he reassured you. ‘Last night when you were out of it, we could all tell something was wrong. That's why I went and got him but I hadn’t even finished saying what was wrong with you before he was up and trying to find you’IM MAD AT HIM BUT AT THE DAME TIME IM SAT HER GIGGLING AT THIS CONFESSION

‘I won’t’ you smiled. Thinking back to all the good times you’d had with and without Mason this week and even though it had ended in the worst possible way you were still so happy you got to be there with everyone. EXACTLYYYYY

OMG I HATE HIMMMM

GOOD JOB BESTIEEEE

WE NEEDED SOME MOVEMENT OUT THERE, EVERYTHING WAS TOO PERFECT TO BE REAL

I LOVED BEN, AND HOW HE SRUDIED TO GIVE HER THE BEST SWIMMING LESSON

MASON IS CLEARLY BIPOLAR, SOMEONE GET HIM CHECKED PLEASE

IM SO SAD FOR CARLY, LIKE POOR GIRL IS TRYING TO HELP BIT SHE DOESN'T LET HER IN

WHY DO I LOVE ANGST SO MUCH? OMG I FEEL A BAD PERSON HAHAHAHA

SORRY FOR RUNNING EVERYONE NIGHT, IM THE ITALIN GIRL I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THIS CAOS😌😂

THE SMUT WAS EVERYTHING, THE WAY HIS MOOD CHANGED? AND THEM MAKING LOVE TO EACH OTHER?

AND WHEN HE LEFT? THIS REMINDED ME OF AMTC, AND IT HURT

OMG I HATE HIM, AND ILL HATE HIM TILL WEDNESDAY, BUT IM SO HAPPY? LIKE FAVOURITE CHAPTER? THIS IS LIKE CHAPTER 9 OF AMTC 1 and CHAPTER 8 OF AMTC 2, I LOVE THSI HURT

THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR THIS AMAZING CHAPTER BESTIE OMG YOU SMASHED IT JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO😌🩷🩷🩷

Starting with this cause it’s my fave and I needed it

You are the Italian girl and it’s okay we forgive you

I’m so sorry I hurt you but you know it’ll be worth it in the end 🩷 and I can’t wait to see how you react to the last chapter

Masey is a lil bipolar but he’s just confused. He’ll get there 🩷

[eviltiddyproductions]

Vincenzo : Episode 18

slow mo as if he’s not going to be alive, please!

did he get him in the heart or the shoulder though?

Damn did he actually kill the interpol people 💀

I am so confused by this brother storyline I’m so serious. stop playing with me 😭🙏 is it so bad I want him to turn around for the better???

it’s giving Itaewon class where I kept waiting for the CEO’s son to come to his senses after 800 betrayals and humiliation tactics from his dad but he just… fell off

lmao he called our lawyer queenie dumb, as he should. the audacity to roll your eyes like he’s not making points. deporting him doesn’t ensure you’ll stay alive 💀??? but these were the same people celebrating his mother’s murder with no worries in their head so why am I bothering

also everytime someone says mafia I just remember ITZY

HE DID NOT EMBARRASS ME. that’s family !!! 💗💗💗

someone save my himbo. i fear he’ll be caught

my goon guy is such a cutie, just gave him a vip hot air balloon ticket that says for you, anywhere anytime <3

why is evil CEO deadass chilling at his home like don’t you have something to do ???

I knew Babel would have some weird connection to its name. why would you name your company tower of greed omg you manifested its downfall

funny the Wusang ex director is talking about people as collateral damage when I thought he was one too by being part of the Evil CEO squad initially.

GET HIMMMMM !!! (some random people are at the CEO’s house)

this ominous music is so funny LMAO [ominous music intensifies]

is that Mr. Cho getting chased ??? noooo

HACKER GIRL SAVE YOURSELF. I cannot tolerate losing anymore people I’m so serious.

he murdered 4 fellow students when he was in school but jail is where draws the line 💀✋

GAG HIM YOUNGER BROTHER

anybody want lunch 🤣

oh so the happy soft music was for the brother thing. and they aren’t related by some familial thing (as I had once assumed seeing gifs) it’s chosen family!

my babe has suffered DEEP with that brother

I know this is TV but so much of it is real life too. the audacity to want to be a politician and top gun lawyer to serve people while threatening people’s left right centre is so infuriating to me 😭 Mr. Cho’s family’s at stake because you (the politician) and your family did disgusting things and now you want to hide them. I hate these people so bad

honestly I don’t even know what this Babel evil CEO is doing at this point like they’ve not won or done anything substantial AT ALL where you go oh you’re smart or you’re playing chess or keeping us at our toes. they just kill people. they’ll make you sad by killing people but that’s all they do. senselessly murder people or buy people and that doesn’t make you smart in any world 💀✋ all y’all have is brute force

everytime my subtitles fumble a dialogue I always wonder how much translation I’m missing out on but we move

Han Seo (junior brother) about to be tailed again OH NO MY BABY STAY ALIVE

Luca is here and everyone saying hi and he’s smiling and then our girl says hello and he’s beaming like the sun. I almost forgot all about the kissing!!! we have 2 episodes left now MOVE IT guys.

plus there’s that gold nonsense too

plus the evil politician

and now we have some news from Italy.

the acting from the Luca failing bad rn but we move

he found my HACKER GIRL NOOOOO

Mr Cho noooo, gun to the head I would’ve lied. bought some time 😭✋

also I’ve seen this blue suit in promo posters okay slay

not the kissing photo in the email 🤣 how convenient, as he has to leave. let the memories work their magic 🙏

no pigeon ???

Mr. Nam my cutie

family is here <333

awww they’re giving him things 🥹

awww he called him bro

wait he’s not gonna leave is he

are y’all gonna kiss!?! hug!!!?

damn I got nothing ?

awww she’s speaking Italian. I thought she was running to confess but still this is very sweet indeed.

also that was a jacket apparently not a suit

how to befriend a bird and the pen given by the girl we love lmao, you already miss them so bad and the flight hasn’t even left

this politician’s right hand man has been here for 2 episodes and I already want to kill him. he’s also exposed the gold already 😍 someone GET HIM.

SAVE MY GIRL

oh they moved everything, I used to pray for times like these. must’ve done it when the monks went out for alms

LOCK THEM INSIDE GIRL

Yes run !!!!

I knew he’d get off the plane and make in time for a fight lol

Also this is such a callback to the first episode. My girl was about to fight then as well and he stopped it in time.

Also before I forget I thought the way he stared at her old photos, they might’ve known each other lol. maybe we get to skip that trope here 🙏

This is the promo shot where he’s calling them

SMACK THE EVIL GUY

[thisisavoltronaccount]

I... realise...that I may have ruined every non-Adam in the specific way I’ve seen him written in these two stories fic for myself,

Simply because Adam won’t be there.

[fluffyheadcanonsyus]

Little embarrassed to ask off anon since that's not available here but, would you be willing to write some 18+ headcanons for Bruno? 👉👈🥺

NSFW Bruno x gn!reader headcanons <333

Art by fuyuao3 on Twitter!

Don’t worry there’s nothing to be ashamed of here we do not judge <3

This is my first time writing NSFW so you’ll have to excuse me if it’s not that good👉👈

* My dude wants to dom you so bad but he’s so shyyyy

* You do most of the work the first… few times

* Is loud and ashamed of it

* He covers his mouth with his hands and you have to tell him that you love his moans <3

* Might just have to pin his hands above his head 👀

* Loves to go slowly and passionately

* Ugh when you ride himmmmm and you look into his eyessss and he looks away and you tell him to keep eye contactttt

* Drives him crazy

* You know what else drives him crazy?

* Oral

* And that goes both ways

* When you suck him off he just can’t control himself

* He’s a cute blushing mess

* Loves to cum in your mouth, but he would never tell you that

* You know though, you know

* Loves giving you oral too

* Is super embarrassed about it until you moan out his name, then it’s a different story

* And if you pull his hairrrr

* Mans will practically do anything for you

* Definitely has a praise kink

* Please just call him a good boy, he’ll melt into your arms

* If you also have a praise kink it’s just gonna be a room full of praises

* “Mnh such a good boy~”

“Ahn~ Y/N you feel so good~“

* It’s honestly very wholesome

* He might be a sub but he isn’t taking anything up his ass

* The thought of that scares him

* If you wanna see what a moaning mess he becomes when you use a vibrator on him you can do it, as long as you’re willing to pay the price of driving him absolutely nuts <3

* Will have to kiss him a lot to keep his voice down

* He loves you thighs

* He may be shy, but he’s not afraid to just kiss your thighs really close to your area but never quite getting there ;)

* You have to beg him to stop teasing you

* And then he’ll act all innocent like “I’m not teasing you, wdym?”

* Slow kisses <333

* Is so gentle the whole time I can’t-

* Praises your body all. the. time.

* He fucking adores that thing

* Will kiss you all over

* Kiss his nose plz it makes him less insecure about it 🥺

* He is about average length, maybe on the bigger side

* But man does it feel good

* It curves in just the right way to hit your g spot

* Very hairy down there, so he doesn’t judge if you are too

* Aftercare is always so nice with him

*Y’all just cuddle and whisper sweet nothings to each other as you drift off to sleep <3

[kurosukii]

just saw the anon bringing up piercer!mattsun and all i can think about now is how i want to get nipple piercings from him 🤤

FUUU me 2. you know how your nipple needs to get hard when u get a piercing, he’s going to be a sly motherfucker and pinch that shit and you’re going to moan AND HES going to smirk and be like “i’m just doing my job, pretty” i hate Himmmmm HATE HIMM then when hes done he’s going to say “you’ve been such a good girl” then kiss the side of your boob bc he’s a sleazy bastard like that <3

[alolowrites]

Workout

Summary: You’re trying to finish up your job assignment, but get distracted by Shinsou’s workout routine.

Author’s note: This story was inspired by the talented @myherowritings​. It was based off her hilarious commentary of an episode during the School Festival arc. Specific post can be found here. 

Dude’s core strength is amazing because WOW I would have fell lmao. Kinda jealous since I could barely hold a one-minute plank :/

One last thing, everyone is aged-up.  

Enjoy!

~~~

You were on a tight deadline.

Furiously clicking away on the keyboard, you cursed yourself for procrastinating on your assignment until the very last minute (as always). But it was hard to break this habit. You always produced your best work when panicking at the very last second.

Pressure makes diamonds right? It’s just science, really.  

Don’t fix what’s not broken, you hummed inside your head as you took another sip of your water. Peeking at your phone, you realized it was only 3:25pm. You had until 10pm to complete the report and send it to your boss without suffering any consequences. Doing the math, you had roughly less than seven hours to write it up. Honestly, you’ve written 12-page papers in a shorter timespan during your university days. The task shouldn’t to be too bad.

As long as you stayed focused, everything will turn out to be okay.

Yup, you can surely finish this assignment and enjoy the rest of your weekend—

“Hey, babe,” Shinsou loudly called out from across the room. You blurted out a ‘yeah?’ without turning around. “I’m gonna do a quick workout by the door.”

“Yeah, don’t worry!” A hand waved in the air. “I’ll clean the floor later!”

Shinsou snorted at your answer instead of correcting you. He installed the pull-up bar on the doorway and shrugged off his sweater. As your boyfriend started his warm up, you were bobbing your head to the music blasting into your ears. You were making steady progress. Only about three more pages and you were done. There was nothing to worry about—  

Hold up…What’s he doing?

From the mirror’s reflection, you saw Shinsou’s muscular back. He was shirtless and performing wide-grip pull ups. Everything about his form mesmerized you.

Each thrust upwards rippled his toned muscles. His biceps were menacing and they grew into massive hills. You wondered how it was humanly possible for Shinsou to lift his entire body mass that weighed like the Great Pyramid of Khufu.  

The loud grunts from each pull-up easily hushed the music you were listening to. Goosebumps ran down your arms as his pants reached your ears. Your throat became dry as a desert. You hastily chugged your water and almost spilled it across your keyboard.

Dark lilac irises curiously stared at the mirror. You awkwardly averted your gaze back to the laptop.

Shit! Did he catch me staring at him?

Without thinking, you furiously typed gibberish on your keyboard. Your fingers relaxed after ten minutes passed. You debated whether or not to look, but chastised yourself for being such a chicken. He was your boyfriend! Sneaking a glance at the mirror, you almost had a heart attack.

He changed his direction.  

Greeting you were his glorious abs and tantalizing V-line. He was the personification of pure sin. You should have known better than to think Shinsou didn’t catch you drooling over him. He was extremely observant of his surroundings—today was no different.  

Shinsou’s robust arms clung to the bar as he perfectly executed his leg raises. He focused all of his tension around his core. Lifting his straight legs horizontally, he made sure to tighten his washboard abs while teasingly biting his bottom lip.

Damn himmmmm, you whined and mentally died inside. He was doing this on purpose. That man knew he was making you feel aroused. However, you didn’t give in. If you lost focus, your head was on the chopping block for not finishing the assignment. And that was not a pretty sight.

Back straight. Fingers cracked. Volume button smashed—it was time to be serious. Would the loud music damage your hearing? Yes, yes it would, but it was a sacrifice you were willing to make.

As you powered through your assignment, you momentarily forgot about Shinsou. Out of nowhere, your headphones disappeared and a large chin settled on your right shoulder.

“I caught you ogling, babe.”

Your fingers froze above the keyboard when you heard his husky voice. Grapevines slithered around your waist and trapped you on the spot.

“Eww, Hitoshi!” You unsuccessfully tried to pry away from his hold. “Get your sweaty arms off me!”

“Your words are saying one thing…” His breath traveled from your ear and down your neck. Ghostly kisses tickled your skin. “But your body is singing something else.”

Attempting to stay strong, you huffed. “I need to finish my assignment for work.”

“You’re almost done.” Shinsou glimpsed at your laptop without a care. He bit down on your neck as his magic fingers slid underneath your shirt. “Besides, you deserve to reward yourself once in a while.”

You were losing the fight as your eyes fluttered and your breath grew heavy. Still, you made one last effort. “But you’re still sweaty…”

“Guess you’re gonna have to join me in the shower.”

Fuck it.

The chair screeched against the floor as you stood up. Turning around, you locked your arms around his neck. Shinsou feverishly kissed your lips as his hands roamed down to your thighs. He hoisted you up and you clung onto him like a koala bear finding their favorite tree.

You broke away from the kiss. “You’re such a tease, you know that?”

“Oh, I’m just getting started,” he growled with lustful eyes.

That shower was not going to leave you clean.

~~~

Sorry y’all: I can’t write smut because I’m such a wimp 😔 

As always, thanks for reading!  

[kelsiersshadow]

fifth level reality avoidance achieved im reading the crooked kingdom

we’re living for golden boys and their identity/sense of belonging crises ONLY (aesthetics may or may not match but in this case they do)

this is more about the first book but babe. sweetheart. darling. listen. “in the bad [dreams] he kissed her” are you liTeRaLLy KIDDING ME

no shut up i’m so so here for his whole world view being uprooted challenged and ultimately rejected and transformed

was i the monster this whole time? arcs babeeeeee

give. inej. character development. outside. of her ties. to kaz. thank u ✌️

really she got one damn moment of self realization i KNOW there’s a long road ahead i GET that she cares for him. where is the agency over her own development tho

the heavy, pervasive spook vibes im getting off jesper are unREAL

the heavy mistborn vibes in general??? it’s like the whole first book stretched out but the characters actually experience Horny

kaz = kel with more money. like...no i’m serious. i was just thinking i wanted to reread mistborn and then this duology was like no you don’t read the fic version

obviously...OBVIOUSLY i am thoroughly enjoying kaz anyone who knows anything could have called this. but im so so nervous she’s going down the route of redemption and HE DOES NOT NEED IT BABE LEAVE HIM WHERE HE IS 💕💕 (term paper to follow on his concept of morality tbh)

pretty bejeweled nina is...actually a nuclear bomb. the AESTHETICS. the PAIN. is she my favorite pov to read? bruh idk but im scared of (and for) her

someone needs to bake wylan a whole cake right the hell now APPRECIATE HIMMMMM

[ajokeformur-ray]

Dracika headcanons ~ 🖤🦇

Y E S, I’m back on my bullshit (like I ever stopped😂) and this is me feeling my way with Dracula and seeing what he and I have together; as well as sharing some moments we’ve already had with each other in the time we’ve known each other.

Full disclosure: I am well aware that he would snap my neck and drink me like a capri sun in reality without a second thought. I know that we are 100% incompatible but I really don’t care. Believing that Drac would be, at least, fond of me makes me go 🥺😭🥺😭💖✨💖✨🥰💖✨ so that’s all that matters skskskskks. I’m so sorry if anyone’s sick of this, I really do understand, but I like to have all my self-shipping stuff on the same blog, which is why I’m posting it here and not on my side blog (on which requests for him are open👀).

Word count: 2, 421.

OMG MY UWUS ARE DROPPED I’M SOFT I’M CRY I’M LOVE 🥺😭🥺😭💜💜💜 LOOK AT HIMMMMM ~ 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I legitimately can’t stop staring I’m captivated someone help but also leave me here... I’m suffering but I’m enjoying it... 🥺

As yet, Dracula and I haven’t spent too much time together. We’re still very much wondering what’s going on and why it’s going on and how everything is going to work. All we’re really aware of at this stage is that, for some reason, we’re drawn to each other. We’ve mostly just been... watching each other and getting to know one another through observation and gut instinct rather than... sitting down and talking. I think this is how it will be for the most part with us, though. We’re an odd dynamic but the both of us are quickly growing to like it.

He and I don’t spend much... time together, at least not yet as I’ve already said, but we spend a lot of time in the same room. I’ll do my thing and he will do his thing and occasionally one of us will glance over at the other. Quizzical looks are exchanged and Drac may ask if I’m all right, but other than that, we don’t talk, either. We’ve been silent company to one another for much of this time. I think that may be the main part of our dynamic - comfortable silence. I don’t really know what to say to a five hundred year old vampire because I don’t want to make my stupidity as a person with a lack of life experience obvious and Drac prefers to not talk at all when he’s busy doing something. He very clearly expresses his irritation at this through his body language and I’m not so good at handling when people are annoyed at me so I’d just rather not speak unless I have to.

When I go to bed, I always ask Drac to join me. He could come into my bed without an invitation, but as he puts it, “consent is unnecessary but delicious” so he waits for me to ask him. It never takes me long and tbh I’m not fully comfortable going to bed, especially with my night time phobias, without him there in the room with me anyway. As soon as I’m lying down and comfortable, Drac’s standing at the foot of my bed. He’ll crawl up my mattress (my bed’s against the wall so when I’m already in bed he has no other way of coming in unless he wants to climb over me and that’s too graceless for him) and I’ll pull the covers back for him. He slides in so quickly that my very squeaky mattress (it’s in desperate need of being replacing but I can’t afford it) doesn’t make any kind of noise. “Oh, bedtime for the human, is it?" My only answer is to turn and nestle my face into his chest. He wraps his arms around me and sleep finds me quickly. If I try to look around the room, he’ll hold my head where it is with a hand and he won’t let me look. He reasons the more I look, the more scared I’ll become, so he’d rather prevent me from looking at all. He’s the most dangerous creature in any room, anyway.

During the day, Drac sleeps so, of course, I’m left alone. He lays down with me when I go to bed and he leaves when I’m finally asleep (700 position changes and a deal with Satan later😂), but when I get up, he’s beside me and now I’m the one leaving when he’s finally asleep. I sleep when I’m tired and I don’t have much of a sleeping schedule so it’s not unusual for me to be up until four or sometimes five in the morning, and a bonus to this is that I get to spend more time with him. The nights are just for us; when the world slips away, he and I find each other.

When I’m away from Drac and I’m missing him or just needing his energy around me, I wear this jumper. It’s a small inside joke between us.

Drac’s reaction to my jumper was:

He appreciates the way it’s spelt (and so do I) and he’s been eager to get me out of it.👀

Drac is 6′4 and I’m 5′7 so the height difference is... amusing. At least to him. He calls me his “little bat” when I’m going to sleep or when I’m being cuddly (a luxury he doesn’t allow often; it’s usually saved for when I’m in some kind of distress), and when he’s feeling romantic or apologetic, he calls me “luna bella”.

He and I go on nightly walks down the beach together. I love to walk along the three metre high wall so I can properly feel the wind in my hair and some semblance of freedom, and if I lose my balance, he’ll just chuckle and tell me to be careful. Not in as many words but he’ll make a quip about the fragility of mortals and it sends the message through. If I do fall, he’ll catch me before I do. All of me is safe with Count Dracula. He likes to say he won’t catch me but I pretended to slip properly once just to see what he would do and he reacted very quickly so I think it’s safe to say he’s full of shit.😂

I got very attached to him, very quickly once I got over my fear. Even when I’m with him, I miss him, and Drac can always pick up on it. He finds it hilarious and doesn’t understand why I miss him despite our closeness a lot of the time, but there’s no way to explain it. Even so, I know he misses me too, because he’s with me more often than we’re away from each other. Drac has an odd love language but I’m slowly coming to learn him.

The night I realised I wasn’t scared anymore and I wanted him with me, I called him to me. All I had to do was say his name, and he was there. He was obviously in the area and he must have heard me from close by. I was in bed, ready to sleep, and he waited for me to speak. His eyebrows were raised and there was a slight smirk on his face.

“Can you...can you stay with me? I’m not scared of you anymore but I also... don’t really know what to do.”

“You don’t know what to do, so you called me? Are you really not afraid of me?” His smirk kept widening, as did that look in his eye.

I hesitated but I still said, “not anymore.” and I pulled the duvet back on the side which would become his. “Join me?”

“This is a surprise. I did not see this coming.” He could smell my weariness but we didn’t speak much after that point. He laid down beside me and I slowly, carefully moved to cuddle him. And by that I mean I smushed myself into his side and he let me, but he didn’t reciprocate.😅😂

Drac tried to move away just at the point I was on the edge of sleep and I clung to him; I wouldn’t let him leave me. I had to show I trusted him, the way he wanted me to, and I guess falling asleep beside him was the best way to do so.

I kept moving around and it irritated him so eventually he tugged me to lay on top of him... he wrapped his arms around me and held me to him. His cold embrace is the safest cage I’ve ever been in. I woke and he wasn’t there but I could feel his energy around me. He won’t ever leave.

I don’t think he could ever love me, not in the way I love him, but I know he’s very fond of me and that’s enough. The fact that he is with me as often as he is, is proof enough that he, at least, has a soft spot for me.

I show him every day that I love him because I don’t really know how to say it to him. He’s five hundred years old so the usual methods of confession seem a bit... pointless. He needs more than words. I do this in subtle ways... for example, having my hair slung over my shoulder and I’ll lay down on it so my neck is bared. I fall asleep on him. I ask him to be with me while I sleep. He has free-for-all consent to drink from me but as yet, he hasn’t. I suspect it’s because he dislikes coffee...🤔😂

Usually, I lay atop Drac when we cuddle, but there’s been a few times he lays on me. Sometimes I’ll wake in the night and he’s looming over me. My lamp looks like a golden halo around the top of his head, and in my sleepy state I loop my arms around his neck and tug him down. He could so easily break out of my hold but he doesn’t. He lets me tug him down and I snuggle into him and press kisses all over his neck, leaving mock bites. He appreciates the irony.

Dracula calls “darling” or “my love”. He never uses my name; it’s always a term of endearment. I’m not sure why. If he’s telling me to do something, then it’s “dear”; comfort is “darling”, and the other names are as I’ve said.

I only call him “Drac”... “Dracula” if he’s annoying me. “My love” is a general term of endearment; we share a like for that one. Sometimes... and mostly at night (our real time together), I call him “my Drac”. It makes him smile... I don’t get much of a reaction, just a twitch of his lips, but I adore it.

When I’m upset, Drac doesn’t hold me. He doesn’t shush me or try to comfort me. He just... stays. With every passing moment, he takes a step closer until he’s standing right beside me and then he allows me to take whatever comfort I need. He’s not entirely sure how to comfort me, we’re still learning each other, but he follows my lead. As long as he’s in the room, as long as he’s close by, I can usually pull myself together on my own; I’m used to doing that so it saves him the effort. If I talk, he listens. If I don’t talk, he speaks. Whatever I need, he’ll do. He can read me well. I’m still learning him; there’s multiple options to everything he does and says and I love that about him.

With me being afraid of the dark and Drac being afraid of the light, I’d say we’re perfect for each other.😂

And speaking of...

Both of us know and live with fear far more than we should. We have our reasons (which are illogical), and the fear we see in one another is partly why we’re so drawn to each other. I recognise the fear in him (it’s the opposite of my own fear) and he recognises mine. We understand each other on this level and we do what we can to keep each other safe. 

I definitely have a Protecc™ streak for Drac; my blackout curtains are perfect for keeping him safe, and though Drac hates my night light, which makes it daylight in my room, he never wants a repeat of that one night last week so he accepts it. He knows I’m scared sometimes even with the light, so he holds me tight and he won’t let me go. 

Both of us are exposed to our fears every day and both of us face them anyway. We’re brave on our own but together it feels like we only increase that strength.

He’s so cute🥺.

He picks up on how the modern world works through consuming the blood of others’ (which I wilfully turn a blind eye to lmao I’m not about to tell him who he can and can’t eat; my morality has always been grey), but I help him with it too. Sometimes I can’t explain stuff to him so I’ll just show him what I’m talking about. He’s a quick learner. We watch Netflix every night together and sometimes he’ll take Poe or Wilde off my bookshelf and read me to sleep. I love his voice so much.

I love him. He’s safety from my fear in the dark. When I go to bed at night, I always consider sleeping in the dark but he sits on my bed and watches me. “That’s it, turn the light off. You’ll only turn it back on again. That’s what you do, that’s what you always do. What’s the point, darling? Just come lay down a while.”

Dracula is safety and comfort. He’s a smile and laughter because he’s very sassy. There’s something... about him which makes me mentally sleepy. I don’t know how to explain it but he just... makes me want to relax. I do relax when I’m with him and I think that’s why I spend time with him as often as I do, and why I’ve re-watched his series about eleven times in two weeks (to date).

He used to scare me (and he’s been warned that if he ever jumps out at me like he’s known to do to others, he will bring that back temporarily. He’s also been warned not to raise his voice at me, for the same reasons) but now he just makes me feel safe and relaxed and comfortable.

One day, Drac will step into the light and I will step into the dark. And in the space between us where the shadow lies, our hands will join, our fingers will interlock... and we’ll walk forth into what’s next together.

He came into my life at a time when my fear was and is at an all time high, and I think he’s here with me to help me to learn to deal with it. Maybe along the way, I can do the same for him. No one deserves to live in fear and isolation for 500 years, no matter what their dietary requirements are.

I love all of Dracula. I can say that with complete confidence now; I cried out of love for him earlier today and when I sleep tonight, I’ll tell him. Whether he loves me, I have no idea, but I think... I may be someone who’s gotten closer to him than anyone else has for a very long time.