#i’m going to fucking cry

[goldenlol]

my brothers girlfriends mom started talking about how they probably have sex in the house while we are there and I have never been so revolted in my life

[backhurtyy]

had a covid exposure a few days ago. started feeling sick last night. woke up feeling worse. now so stressed i can’t sleep. bon appetite.

[thyknife]

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[lesbianpegbar]

my collection of suicide inducing moments from this weeks chapter alright bye everyone

[rosesvioletshardy]

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Guess who forgot to backup they’re mods folder before uninstalling the sims 4 and didn’t notice until they reinstalled the game for the new mobility aids update

[paprikaquinn]

This teacher really said “you have THREE major speeches you have to present to a group of SIXTEEN people, but YOU have to find those sixteen people.”

Are you fucking kidding me.

I don’t know 16 people IRL.

[kimjunnoodle]

Pov: all of your colleagues want you dead (sound)

[ctommyisnt]

A timeline of events…

1. Opens computer at 10am determined to do homework

2. Fucks around until 10pm

3. Cracks open a cold one and is determined to finish at least two assignments by the end of the day

4. Opens textbook. Oh shit I forgot that reading is very difficult for me.

5. Hey I read a tumblr post about an extension that made it easier to read with my struggles

6. Made a google search that resulted in nothing so now I have to search through tumblr (hell)

7. Looks up ‘reading’ in my tumblr search bar (I didn’t have it in my saved tag and I don’t tag anything else) and ends up going through every post in their for amusement

8. Never found it. Opened phone to make this post. Remembered what the extension is called.

9. Eleven pm. Halfway through my blue freeze. Wish me luck.

[potatoknitsmysteriouscoinkidink]

My head is so fucking quiet

[stilinskiderek]

Meeting my best friend in person tomorrow I feel insane

[the-meme-monarch]

loop my beloved

[buckingham-ashtray]

APPARENTLY JOHNLOCK DOESN’T ROCK ON JUST EARTH NOW

‼️⚠️this is NOT an au⚠️‼️

Our babies are on Mars.

Freaking MARS.

Okay backtrack. So basically both SHERLOC and WATSON are cameras attached to a robotic arm in search of life on Mars. SHERLOC detects organic molecules and minerals on Mars, and WATSON captures detailed images of the Martian surface to support SHERLOC's analysis.

(Apparently this program was launched a while ago on July 30, 2020. In 13 days our babies are gonna have their fourth Mars anniversary. I’m going to cry.)

In my mind:

SHERLOC: *bossily points at something*

WATSON: *heaves sigh and takes photos*

More information can be found at:

[your-fuccked-up-dad-volume61]

The urge to kidnap her & rape her in the woods. Chained against a tree & split open on my cock. The screams in pain drowning out all the pathetic cries for help. Carving our initials inside of a heart on, “our” tree afterwards so everyone knows what a sweet couple we are. 🔪🌹

[shima-draws]

Catching up on more recent FT stuff and um

EDO LUCY HAS A KID?

EDO LUCY AND EDO NATSU ARE MARRIED??? AND HAVE A DAUGHTER?? NALU CANON???

Also oh my FUCKING god look at him. He’s such a proud dad I’m going to throw up I love him so much

And the fact that Natsu gets attached to her IMMEDIATELY and goes into overprotective Dad Mode when she’s not even his daughter, technically (and Gray too over his own Edo kid 🤧)

Natsu: I’ve decided I’m taking her home with me. No objections

HOMIE DEADASS IS SIGNING THE ADOPTION PAPERS ALREADY. It was love at first sight. Natsu loves her so much he wants to kidnap her. Shut UP,