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blairwitchapologist · 2 months
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ok i don’t know what the song is actually called but that one song where he’s like “i was getting kinda used to being someone you loved” makes me laugh but also cringe sooooo hard every single time i hear it bc i broke up with this one truly awful man around the same time it came out and he sent it to me several times being like “this makes me think of us” before i just blocked him but i was working in a kitchen with one other person and he would control the radio and usually just put it on the recent hits station and i’d have to hear it 30 times a day and think about how cringe that guy was (i mean that sincerely he’s 32 years old and apparently still posting about me on his instagram and this was 5 years ago) (he used to act like it was my fault he couldn’t get hard after doing coke and drinking 30 beers in one night) (just for some context)
i’m really taking you all down memory lane tonight
anyways i keep seeing spongebob ai remixes of that song
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kaidabakugou · 5 months
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coffee dates with your mom have you spilling all your dirty secrets without a second thought 😭
#kai.rambles#idk what this phenomena is but it’s apparently common lol#im gonna tmi in the tags like it’s a little face time call bc i’m waiting at the airport for my friend#but i had a little coffee date with my mom yesterday bc we both needed a little break since the family is STILL here and hasn’t left#and we just need this whole thanksgiving thing to be over bc we’re going insane with so many relatives in and out of our homes#so we went to a local coffee shop that just opened and it’s so cute btw and ITS PET FRIENDLY so i saw many doggies there#and can’t wait to take woody when this whole doggy virus going around calms down 😔#but anyway she saw that i was like fidgeting in my chair and ask wtf was wrong and i told her that i had a pimple on my ass cheek lol#and she was like how did it even get there like you take such good care of your skin??#and i was like idk it just appeared there 😅#and she was like - 🤨🤨 after your bday?#and i said like yeahhhh?#at this point i already knew she was onto me lol and we both laughed and she asked what did my bf and i do for my bday#so i told her and now she won’t stop laughing at me#for context - here’s the tmi lol - but my bf used whipped cream on me for my bday and we cuddled for a bit#afterwards with the intention of going to shower but we ended up passing out all sticky 😭#and i quickly took a full exfoliating shower in the morning when i realized but it was already too late and now i have a pimple on my ass 😭#and it’s like more towards the inside of the cheek so it fkn hurts everytime i sit down#and i was so paranoid after that instead of putting one boric acid capsule into my pussy i put two just in case#bc i was so scared that i was gonna get and infection of something but it’s been 4 days now#and nothing’s happening so i think i’m good but yeah i told her and now she laughs everytime she sees me or remembers it 😭#i don’t mind bc it’s her and i trust my mom and tell her everything but i never get into detail about my sex life#so the fact that THISSS is the one thing about it that i tell her it’s hilarious#so yeah and now whoever reads this monstrosity of tags knows too#and if you did read this then come here bc i’m giving you BIG WET KISSES and taking you out on a little picnic date 💓💓#and we can wear matching outfits and feed eachother desserts🥺
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grxceblqckthxrn · 4 years
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TDA characters as types of tiktokers
y’all KNOW i’m bored when i’m doing this shit lmao 
i’ll get around to doing the other TSC characters eventually TDA was just the first to come to mind also if you’re not actively on tiktok some of what i say might not make sense ahaha
also i named some tiktokers who yall can use for reference for some of them and from what i’ve seen they’re all fairly unproblematic so you should check them out!!
EMMA CARSTAIRS
okay so she’s DEFINITELY super popular and she uses her platform for good
she’s really funny and a lot of her audios go viral posts videos of her dancing saying that she cant dance but she’s actually really good at it
6M followers and growing fast 
 hypes up her boyfriend’s account ALL the time
calls out misogynistic/racist tiktokers through duets and KEEPS THEIR TAG IN THE CAPTION  
 she is not afraid of starting drama lmao
occasionally hops on POV and transition trends but its usually satire 
emma can’t act for shit lmao 
super active on tiktok and has a spam account
people are always asking her to drop the skin care routine but she doesn’t have one?? 
*pushes Zara down* “and no one’s gonna help her?? WOW some world we live in”
JULIAN BLACKTHORN
there’s no way he doesnt  have an art account lmao
a lot of his paintings go viral but 90% of his comments are 14 year old girls thirsting over him
yall know that pottery guy on tiktok?? the cute one?? (i searched up his account just for this post he’s @/daxnewman769) that’s the best way to describe him
literally all the famous tiktokers commission him
probably has like 4M followers lmao
will occasionally make about how respecting women doesn’t make you a “simp”
doesn’t get into tiktok drama tho
posts candid videos of emma and all his jealous 14 year old fans get so pressed but he shuts down anyone who says anything bad about her
sometimes does painting or drawing tutorials and he’s really good at teaching stuff lmao
CRISTINA ROSALES
omg okay so like yall know those really pretty girls on tiktok who are literal models and are always dropping tips on how to frame your face for pictures and best clothes and poses and whatever  ( @/ameliezilber is the first person that came to mind as an example)
thats her
alot of her content is just for the aesthetic
BLING EFFECT
GRWM’s all the time
10 step skin care routine 
GOOD VIBES
has a pretty decent following?? like at least 2 million
has a spam but it’s exactly the same as her main lol
also calls out problematic tiktokers but not by name
her entire account is full of body positivity and does a bunch of stuff on loving yourself
sometimes does POVs and all the comments are like “@ netflix hire her rn”
sometimes posts crack videos with emma and cute vids with mark and kieran
MARK BLACKTHORN
does a lot of reaction videos and duets
a lot of his videos go viral but he doesn’t have a huge following like maybe 800k
 everyone still knows him
gets at least twenty “are you wearing only one contact” comment about his eyes every post
he’s really funny without even realizing it 
sometimes goes inactive for weeks at a time and just forgets that tiktok exists lmao
shows off kieran and cristina ALL THE MF TIME AND EVERYONE IS SO JEALOUS LIKE HOW ARE ALL OF THEM HOT
KIERAN 
doesnt have a tiktok lmao sorry
but shows up so much on mark’s and cristina’s that a lot of people know who he is
DIANA WRAYBURN
unironically does POVs but is actually good at them??
lots of videos talking about the struggles of minorities like LGBTQ+ and POC and women
posts a lot of those vidoes that are like “what to do if you ever get kidnapped” “red flags in relationships” “most powerful parts of the body” etc
probably has like 500k followers 
at the end of the day she doesn’t really use tiktok that much tho ahaha
LIVVY BLACKTHORN:
does a little bit of everything??
posts dance videos sometimes 
omg her transitions are SO good
everyone is in love with her and she has to remind them that she’s a minor (i’m just a kid plays aggressively in the background)
posts videos that are just vibes?? like her skating at night, dancing in traffic with dru/her friends, walking through the city at night etc
lots of lip syncing videos to whatever sounds are popular and all her comments are like “i wish i looked like this” “guess im not eating today” and she gets so upset :((
she wants everyone to know that they’re perfect the way they are!!
also posts POVs sometimes and she’s not that bad at them ahaha 
probably has like 1 million followers 
doesn’t even need a spam just posts everything on her main 
shouts out her sibilings accounts all the time
overall just great energy
TY BLACKTHORN
never posts his face on his main but he does on his spam
yall know those accounts that post fun facts or psychology facts?? his is like that except he talks to explain them and everyone finds his voice SO calming 
he posts a lot of content of animals and everyone is in AWE with how good he is with them
his username is probably theanimalwhisperer or something djkfskjd
every single time he posts Kit on his account all the comments are like “OOH ICU” and “SHIP” and “ASK HIM OUT ALREADY”
he gives 0 shits about popularity on tiktok he’s just posting for fun because he likes teaching people about his interests
so he has like maybe 500k followers
lots of philosophical questions that has everyone questioning their existence
ugh i love him
KIT HERONDALE
be honest this is what y’all were waiting for 
yall know those unproblematic ppl that everyone refers to as the “king(s) of tiktok”???
yeah thats him
SO FUNNY
LIKE HIS CONTENT IS GENUINELY HILARIOUS
lots of sarcasm and satire
think @/adamkindacool  ?? (one of my favourite tiktokers lmao)
does reaction videos for those “pov: im the annoying hot cheeto girl sitting next to you in math class” videos
dark humor (not like rude humor but actual dark humor)
like “i put the baby in the oven and the pizza in the bed” type of jokes back when those were a thing
has like 4M followers but almost every single one of his posts go viral so he’s gaining fast
lots of pranks
starts a bunch of trends
any video he posts of Mina goes viral
sometimes he posts some really weird stuff that has everyone laughing so hard irl (@/benoftheweek)
he NEVER thirst traps but still gets a lot of those weird sexual fairy comments on his posts (iykyk)
TO BE CLEAR I MEAN THE FAIRY EMOJI ONES NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM BEING FAE 
reacts to the comments with a video of him just staring at the screen with the “oh to see without my eyes” or “im just sixteen” audio going on in the background which only encourages them to make more weird comments
anyways everyone loves him
any of his povs are pure jokes meant to make fun of pov’ers
posts maybe one serious tiktok every 5 months that talks about being respectful and using your platform for good
“i miss old tiktok”
posts a lot of random videos of Ty where, again, all the comments are shipping them except even more so on his account because everyone can see his heart eyes for Ty
collabs with Dru a lot and does a bunch of duets of her videos
everyone loves him bye
DRU BLACKTHORN
SO many memes
she deletes any hate in her comments bc she honestly doesnt care to respond to them and doesn’t need that kind of negativity in her life
but one time she got a “the f in women stands for funny” comment and she WENT OFF
does really dark povs sometimes that are really interesting
CLOWN MAKEUP + SCARY CLOWN TIKTOKS ( think @/avani ‘s clown make up posts
REALLY good at makeup and sometimes gets julian to do scary makeup on her for tiktoks and povs (like those ones with stitches over the mouth or skin peeling off)
huge ally!! posts a lot about minorities struggles and white privilege, and acknowledges hers
does movie reviews and stuff sometimes
“types of” videos
pulls a lot of pranks on her sibilings with livvy and sometimes with Kit
lots of body positivity + self love
calls out back-handed compliments
also has a lot of content like Livvy’s of just vibing in LA
julian and emma and mark go off at anyone who sexualize her in the comments
probably has like 650k followers
posts a couple of times a week
BONUS: 
JAIME ROSALES
lots of skateboarding videos idk he just gives me that vibe
doesn’t post that often but is super popular
like maybe 1.5M followers
really passionate about systematic racism
HATES all those privileged white boys using the “this is america” audio to pretend they’re oppressed ( this is a may 2020 thing so it probably wont make sense to anyone who sees this after lmao)
POSTS A LOT OF THIRST TRAPS LMAO 
also posts lots of videos that’s just him yelling about stuff but they’re really entertaining to watch ( like that guy sebastian @/sauceyogranny)
everyone thinks he’s super hot he always shows up in those “hottest boys on tiktok” videos except sometimes he’s just the token POC boy and it makes him mad :( 
DIEGO ROSALES
HIS ACCOUNT IS SO PRACTICAL LMAO
lots of tips 
“what to do if you’re trapped in the desert” “what to do if you’re kidnapped and stuck in the trunk”
doesnt reply to comments EVER unless it’s to clarify a point he made in the video or answer a question
has like 200k
okay thats it lmao im done bye this took me like an hour to make
i’ll get to all the other characters from the other series’ eventually 
also if yall are wondering abt the lack of f*ckbois in this post they’re coming dw
TMI CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF TIKTOKERS
TID CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF TIKTOKERS 
TLH CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF TIKTOKERS
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panelshowsource · 4 years
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i love ur journey w your mom!!! wish i had that lol tmi sarah tmi... i to this day cannot believe how many people don’t like joe wilkinson. it wasn’t until i was introduced to the reddit comments section that i came to realise how much he divides people. but some nice ol’ mom would certainly be able detect what a big fucking puppy dog sweetheart joe is despite being neck-full of lager and spam :)
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i sometimes watch it when i’m going to sleep because, without an audience or laugh track, it’s peaceful af!!! there seem to be more and more ivo graham stans coming out of the wild :’) i like him, but i don’t think i could look past the cynical character he plays to actually see “adorable”... maybe i’ll have to watch it and get back to you hehe~
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vent away! i don’t want people to feel uncomfortable on the blog or with panel shows in general, but there is always something happening in comedy that is subversive or problematic — and deserves re-evaluation, to put it nicely. sorry for the dumb question, but what are you implying he confirmed? this is the last thing from him i thought was explicit enough to be a not-a-confirmation-but-essentially-a-confirmation. it’s disappointing he keeps the character up when his audiences are over it, comedy audiences and britain’s got talent audiences alike. i don’t want to be a hypocrite; there was definitely a time when i thought the overarching jimmy and david romance was funny and cute, and i would probably still laugh at a good joke in that context because their friendship is fun. i’d be interested to hear what others think, but i assume we’re all in agreement... 
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give me another week, i just got premiere on my work comp so i’ll at least make a 1-min compilation ;)
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i think so many people relate to this! i live in nyc so there’s tons of non-new yorkers and foreigners here and i hear this alllllllll the time. but don’t worry — you don’t need to apologise for americanisms as long as they lean on the “gosh darnit!” or “howdy!” side of things ;)
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sorry anon, the only show of his i have seen is the darkness of robins! does someone else wanna pipe up with a rec?
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my answer is subject to change at any time so please feel free to ask me again, like, tomorrow, but for now let’s go with...
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wilty was so fun!!! why is she so fucking funny and charismatic and quick and witty and cool!!! here’s all the feelings i had, not necessarily in this order:
🔥💘🤗🤗🍯😍🌟🥀😋🤠😚😚😚💞
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hey there! i don’t have enough time to really dedicate to podcasts which is one of the great tragedies of my millennial life atm... that said, that is so cute!!! that would be so fun! i often wonder why d&v don’t work more together. i know david’s been on a bunch of heresy but in general can you believe how long we had to wait to see victoria on wilty again? radio work is probably pretty easy and convenient to do together without too much “look at us we’re married” fanfare that i assume they want to avoid. they talk about each other all the time, and i was so happy to see victoria even open up about barbara recently. so i just wish they would show up on more programmes together!! fingers crossed for shagged married annoyed and....taskmaster 0:-) #agirlcandream
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same!!! i remember reading her birth announcement on victoria’s twitter! i totally respect their privacy but i hope we get a first day of school pic or something one day. she must be too sweet :’)
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thanks :)
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both of my 200gb drives are full so i need to move some stuff around and do some general housekeeping, which i can take care of this week. in the meantime, they’re always available in the subreddit! be sure to check out my faq so you know how to source things whilst i’m being slow or inactive :)
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taskmaster can make you develop feelings about anyone, trust ✋ you don’t even want to see the thirst i have of david fucking baddiel in my inbox. smh. you people will thirst after anyone!!!
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see?
* jk this one actually is valid
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jk THIS one is actually valid
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we’re gonna get you the help you need
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you wouldn’t believe the kinds of miscommunications beyond chips and biscuits lmao. but it’s true in general not having a pretty serious working knowledge of popular british chains, foods, geography, etc. can make half of what gets said on a show like 8 out of 10 cats totally nonsensical. that said, i’m always impressed by how much the british panelists know about american politics 🤷‍♀️
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taskmaster made me love her 20x more and i already loved her A LOT. do we need a jo taskmaster moments gifset?
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sure, i would! that said, they’re all repostable, as i explain on those posts, so you can use them wherever you like, on twitter or otherwise!
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hello~ i wrote a little bit here
f.a.q. // tags
#a
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thesummerfox · 7 years
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Rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 whoever the fuck you want
I was tagged by the fabulous @goddamnitkastle and @laura--howlett , thank you both so much! I’m tagging @wolveria, @emanationman, @thewonderginger, @sonicskullsalt, @carry-the-sky, @wasleichtes, @secondary2mary , @kteague , and @theycallmeeverlasting with absolutely no pressure to do this cos it’s a lot of stuff but if you’re bored like me.. go give it your best shot? 
Setting this under a read more cos I doubt anyone wants my babbling on their dash..
The Last …
1. drink: apple juice
2. phone call: I think I called mom to let her know what time I’d be coming home
3. text message: one from work asking if I remembered a password cos the entire IT dept is out on holiday and they couldn’t access a laptop lol
4. song you listened to: Na Na Na by Pentatonix
5. time you cried: ugly cry has been a while but casual cry was a few days ago
Have you ever ...
6. dated someone twice: I’m not sure how they mean this question but I’ve never casually dated, I’ve always been friends with people first and ‘dating’ felt a lot like hanging out (except with more kissing lol) so I dunno?
7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope. I love kissing people and I do way too little of that so my only regret is not kissing more people haha!
8. been cheated on: not to my knowledge.
9. lost someone special: Yes, either because they died or because they left my life. 
10. been depressed: oh yes. My last major episode’s been a while, but I get downer moods like no tomorrow after I come off one of my high-as-a-kite moods so that’s a lot of fun. *eyerolls* Always have to be careful in fall/winter cos I’m more susceptible to a depressive bender in those months.
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: I’ve never even gotten drunk lol -- tipsy is the most I can manage because I’m a controlfreak like whoa
Favorite Colors…
12. Sky blue
13. Dark purple
14. Sunshine yellow/bright pink (hah I can’t choose!)
In The Last Year Have You…
15. made new friends: yesss
16. fallen out of love: nope. Been a while since I’ve been in it, if I’ve ever been at all.
17. laughed until you cried: that’s the best kind, so absolutely! I am the type to just start laughing hysterically or crack a few jokes that are funny to nobody but me so you can imagine that I’m not a stranger to just laughing so hard that I start crying
18. found out someone was talking about you: yeah, in both good and bad ways
19. met someone who changed you: always -- in big and small ways
20. found out who your friends are: thankfully, yes. 
21. kissed someone on your facebook list: yes
General
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: it’s a 50/50 cos I hate using FB for anything other than games and I have added people I only know from online interactions before cos they’re awesome and I wanna see what’s up in their lives
23. do you have any pets: not anymore =(
24. do you want to change your name: nah, I’m good with my name. My name and I are best friends right around now lol
25. what did you do for your last birthday: uhh I don’t recall what I did on the day itself but I know that I went to see the movie Jackie not too long after my birthday and called it my birthday outing so that’s that
26. what time did you wake up: 5am because my brain hates me
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: getting ready for bed
28. name something you can’t wait for: new Game of Thrones season
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: she’s literally in the next room so like 10 seconds ago lol -- I still live at home
31. what are you listening to right now: chirping birds in the backyard
32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah
33. something that is getting on your nerves: the godawful holiday schedule that public transport’s got going on right now holy shit I’m so pissed
34. most visited website: Tumblr
35. hair color: it’s red right now but my natural colour is brown
36. long or short hair: I’m growing it back out to long
37. do you have a crush on someone: when do I not seriously
38. what do you like about yourself: I'm pretty intelligent and creative but I gotta tell ya that the thing I like most about myself is the devil-may-care Aquarius attitude to fashion/make-up that winds up with me mixing patterns and colours and going full-tilt cray with blue lipstick
39. piercings: I just have a hole in each ear so I can wear earrings but then forget about that a lot so I’m stabbing my own ears every so often just to keep them from closing up
40. blood type: I have no idea
41. nickname: no real nickname going on at the moment
42. relationship status: single and too picky to mingle lol
43. zodiac: Aquarius
44. pronouns: She/her.
45. favorite tv show: BANSHEE (I’m sorry I’m all-capsing the fuck outta this but this show is insane in the best way and I want y’all to start watching it if you haven’t already okay good thank me later for your traumas)
46. tattoos: I haven’t got one but I keep thinking about getting one but I’m a chickenshit with a low pain tolerance so eh
47. right or left handed: right-handed
48. surgery: I had some work on my teeth done like ages ago but I’ve never been in hospital for anything 
49. piercing: aside from my earring holes, absolutely nada
50. sport: I took ballet back when I was tiny but lately the most I do is occasional yoga
51. vacation: I’m not going anywhere this year that I know of but I like doing citytrips and a lot of sightseeing stuff
52. pair of trainers: Skechers are awesome for my feet so I’ve got a fair few of those -- I tend to walk around in trainers a lot cos I’m always on the go and cannot walk long distances in crap shoes
More General
53. eating: I’m a superpicky eater but I like my fruit and veg, haha (and the last thing I ate was bread and strawberry jam)
54. drinking: I live off fruit juice and water
55. i’m about to: stare at my screen some more cos I have a writer’s block looming over my long fic
56. waiting for: my holidays to start omg
57. want: to buy a car and move out of the house but in this current economy that’s like saying “I need a ticket to the miracle express”
58. get married: someday, maybe? I’m not seeing anyone and you really do need more than one person for that adventure
59. career: I have one? but it’s like a career born out of necessity that doesn’t totally suck to do on a daily basis and the career I want (I just wanna write let me write) is not constructive as a way to pay the bills
60. hugs or kisses: BOTH. I hug people more than I kiss ‘em but I’m all for both
61. lips or eyes: eyes are the window of the soul yo
62. shorter or taller: I’m relatively tall so my inner circle of people consists of both shorter (mostly girls) and taller (Dutch folks tend to be skyscrapers)
63. older or younger: I’m friends with people much older and quite a bit younger than me -- I really don’t care about that. all my relationships have been with guys who were a bit older tho
64. nice arms or nice stomach: ARMSSS I have a thing with nice hands/arms you don’t even know
65. hook up or relationship: relationship, never done random hook-ups
66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant (I blame my Cap stellium omg)
67. kissed a stranger: noooo but I totally would not gonna lie
68. drank hard liquor: hahahahahaha oh no
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: nah, I may forget where I put them but I never lost them
70. turned someone down: yeah I’ve had to do that, it’s not fun but if I’m really not feelin’ it I’m not gonna pretend otherwise -- I really fucking hate it when people don’t take a polite “no” for an answer though
71. sex on the first date: depends on how long I’ve actually known someone? if they’re a total stranger, then nope, but if we were friends before dating I just might
72. broken someone’s heart: yes, probably, but I didn’t stick around to watch them fall apart cos I was that done with the relationship and he really really really had it comin’ so I hope I shattered it tbh
73. had your heart broken: yeah but I bounced back all right from that so my guess is that I haven’t crashed and burned the way some folks do over heartbreak
74. been arrested: nah
75. cried when someone died: I have done both the ugly sobbing that just makes everything stream out in a cascade of tears and snot (yeah lol tmi) and the dry-eyed thing that eventually ended in a breakdown months later so uhhuh
76. fallen for a friend: always. not in that I always fall in love with my friends, lol, but in that I have to be friends with someone if I’m really gonna fall for them that way imo
Do You Believe In …
77. yourself:  hell to the yes I do
78. miracles: I think the universe provides for us and sometimes blindsides us in a way that makes us think miracles are real
79. love at first sight: I’ve had it happen and it’s not fun so I wanna stop believing in that okay thanks
80. santa claus: I used to, like I seriously hallucinated reindeer noises at one point
81. kiss on the first date: yes please
82. angels: yes
Other
83. current best friends’ names: they know who they are
84. eye color: green
85. favorite movie: Wonder Woman! (to absolutely nobody’s surprise? hah)
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mrswhozeewhatsis · 7 years
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Thank you!
Thank you to everyone who liked and reblogged my lasted fic, Nesting!! I love you all!
@littlegreenplasticsoldier said:
*slams desk* YES FUCJ YES THIS EVERY WORD THIS HOT DAMN MICHELLE YOU GOT ANY MORE O THAT SHIT WOMAN? HOLY YES Tagging @you
Good Lord, woman, I love you!
@seenashwrite said:
RE: "... and purchases made at Bed, Bath, & Beyond without a 20% off coupon."  Now, are you *trying* to lose readers? sweet lord, what were you thinking??? ;)
Well, you know, writing is all about taking risks. LOL!
@scarlet-soldier-in-an-impala said:
I. NEED. A. FREAKING. MINUTE. AFTER. THAT. My brain’s still processing. Angry sex AND dry humping??!! Damn, did you sneak into my wildest dreams??
I’m not usually into angry sex, but I’ve been eye fucking my husband quite hatefully the past few days. He’s sensitive, though, so I decided to take it out on Dean, instead. Dry humping is my favorite kink, though. It seeps into a lot of my fics. *sigh*
@klaineaholic said:
I don’t know why this spoke to me but yes. I am here for this!!!!! Also in fucking love with this spunky reader who doesn’t take shit from Dean.
Spunky Reader for the win!!! Thanks, my dear!
@winchesterprincessbride said:
Those shorts should be illegal!
No no no no no. Don’t make them illegal, then we’ll see them even less than we already do!!! MAKE THEM MANDATORY!!!
@sams-little-toy said:
that was amazing
Thank you very much!!!
@timelady12 (why can’t I tag you?) said:
I love this, and can totally relate!! 😍😍
Thank you! We all get kind of hormonally angry at Dean sometimes, don’t we?
@melissaj616 said:
This was fucking perfect. Funny and relatable and sexy. And those warnings!!! 😂😂😂Side note: please tag me in anything you write!
You’re added to my forever tags, now! ♥♥♥
@docharleythegeekqueen said:
I have no words but one…damn! ❤
Thank you!!
@impalasutra said:
This is a little bit fluffy, little bit angsty, then a lot-a-bit sexy. Thanks for sharing your story in this way!!
Thank Ori, Mana, and Kayte for dealing with my snaps about rearranged furniture and installed toilet paper roll holders the past few days, then convincing me to write about it! @oriona75 will have to write the Sam version with the teeny reader that @manawhaat wants, though! ;)
@pinknerdpanda (WHAT CAN’T I TAG YOU???) said:
This was a great read!! Sweet and funny and hot!
Thank you!!! ♥♥♥
@notnaturalanahi said:
I went from laughing out loud to relate so bad with the fucking nesting, to getting mad at Dean and wanting to get a bear hug from Sam to um… put the coffee away it was already on the cabinet actually, I don’ even like coffee that shit ain’t mine, I do love yerba mate tea. Okay, but dry humping… that shit is my shit and it was fucking hot!!
Dry humping....*swoon* To be that worked up you can’t even wait until your clothes are off...*sigh* Thank you, dear!
@4401lnc said:
This was awesome. I am the fucking reader. It's almost scary how much I relate. And YES angry sex IS always the cure!  Great concept.  and now if you'll excuse me I need to go buy some towels
This past week, I put in a $300 order to Overstock.com for sheets, towels, and drying racks. I’m a little obsessed. Glad to know I’m not alone!
@rowdyhooliganism said:
Oooh lawdy!
LOL! Yes!!!
@theficlibrarium said:
This is fucking fantastic. 💜💜💜
Thank you!!!
@jotink78 said:
This.was.AWESOME!!! The poor reader! I would say I’m glad Dean was able to help her out, but I think it was more her helping herself! LMAO!
Yeah, she did kinda attack him. I mean, he was obviously willing, but it was all her show. I think the tables might have turned when they got into the bedroom, though. Our reader had gotten out the worst of the frustration and would probably have been up for something a little slower, or at least without clothes. That’s when Dean would really shine!
@ohmychuckitssamanddean said:
Reblogging for future reading cause I know it’s gonna be good. I mean the warning and the gif use have me hooked already. I just don’t have time to read. Ahhhh.
I hope you enjoy it!!
@devsfan55 (Tumblr you suck at tags) said:
This is definitely enjoyable! Love it!
Glad you enjoyed it!!
@saenalife (I thought I was following you? Tumblr sucks. My follow and ability to tag you is gone. Thbthbthbthbt.) said:
I love this so hard! As a woman who’s a few years older than Dean myself, it’s sheer perfection. I want all of this (bath sheets included)!
Bath sheets are the BOMB. True story (and TMI), the first time I bought some, I totally surprised my husband by jumping his bones after my first use. They’re just so BIG.
@wheresthekillswitch said:
I love the level of angry attraction. I’m fairly certain I’ve said a lot of things close to this while reblogging pictures or watching the show. There are so many good lines in here, I can’t possibly quote them all. But just know I was either nodding my head in commiseration or laughing my ass off. This was great, Michelle. So glad you were talked into writing it :)
Sometimes, Dean/Jensen and Sam/Jared are just so fucking attractive the only workable response is anger. HOW DARE THEY BE SO SEXY AND COMPLETELY UNAVAILABLE AT THE SAME TIME?? I love @manawhaat ‘s tag, “you can’t do that to my vagina if you’re not here to actually do that to my vagina.” Exactly!!! (And Jensen’s feet are sickeningly sexy. Like, really?? Even you’re fucking feet, sir? Just stop.)
@sinceriouslyamellpadalecki said:
Wowzer…. This was fab!!! Absolutely Fab!! ❤️
Thank you, my sweet!
@iwantthedean said:
This … yes. All of the yes. Whatever the reason for your hormonal irritation, ladies, I think we can all relate to this on some level. Stop what you’re doing right now and read it!
There are so many other reasons for hormonal irritation besides the meds I’m currently taking, like pics of Jared frolicking in the ocean and flashes of Jensen’s tummy when he’s had too much apple juice. They’s SO IRRITATING!!!
@sylverminx said:
Lol yes! Loved every word! Spunky reader who doesn't take shit from Dean's my fave! Follower for life :) Also I loved this so much I want to binge your writing! How do I find more???!! Xo
Thank you so much!!! You can find everything I’ve ever written on my masterlist. The long fics are all on AO3, but the links on the masterlist will take you there. Warning: I’m a wordy bitch, so that list will keep you occupied for a few months! If you like, I could add you to my forever tags, and then you would be tagged anytime I do anything? Let me know!
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