#i’m sorry xie lian

[goatpunches]

“The first thing I taught you is that you are powerless in the face of many things in this world.”

[fandom-shit-i-like]

first rough sketch attempt at Xie Lian ♡

[carma-tjol]

Show me your worst. I love it all the same.

As long as it's me. As long as it's you.

[minryll]

under the blood rain 🩸🩸🩸

[yea-baiyi]

ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay

and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner

i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king

[emotionaldisaster909]

okay why-

Why

Is Xie Lian

So gorgeous

Any time I pause

[livelaughliushen]

Some days I wake up and think about if Hua Cheng hadn’t come back. And that Xie Lian had just been left waiting.

Because that’s what MXTX protagonist do, they wait, like loyal dogs. They’ll wait until the end of time, until weeds have grown up their leg and their stories and actions have been forgotten.

I want to see that unwavering devotion carried out hopelessly until eventually he rots always because a god with no believers is no god at all.

Other days I wake up and think about HuaLian fucking nasty in Xie Lians broken down shack of a shrine.

[sokkalore]

not just for today but for always makes me soooo crazy. young xie lian loathed separation. hated the golden palace falling. never thought his friendship with feng xin and mu qing would end. never thought his golden palace would fall. he thought it would always be standing, that they would always be standing together.. not just for today. but for always.

[sashthesloth]

nine fanarts blorbos

[good-vs-evo]

THISLL PROB WORK BETTER AS ITS OWN POLL LMAO SO IM REDOING IT SORRY-

based on my post here :)

[starry-stan-blog]

we’ve officially got 1.2K of Xie Lian whump written

[thatringboy]

Hua Cheng is to Jessie what He Xuan is to James what Qi Rong is to Meowth

[t0yearnf0r]

Rating tgcf characters based on how big their boobs would be/are.

(All boobs are good boobs, okay? Big, small, whatever - all boobs are good!!!!)

Edit: ya’ll, I made this post on national boob day what are the chances

10. Jun Wu - doesn’t deserve nice boobs. (EDIT: it’s come to my attention that the general consensus is that Jun Wu has huge boobs, but like burdensomely-big, and you know what? Sure, they’re just not nice. Boobs that break your back aren’t nice, so I concur. He’s staying at no.10 because I hate him.)

9. Hua Cheng - he gives me small boob vibes, I’m sorry.

8. Qi Rong - the only thing he can Lord over Hua Cheng are his tits. He does this often. (Edit: Cannibals don’t get big titty privilege)

7. Lang Qinqiu - pure muscle.

6. Feng Xin - has average boobs. They’re nice, they’re fine. They’re boobs, so they’re good.

5. Pei Ming - similar to Feng Xin. He has relatively nice boobs, likes to show them off.

4. Mu Qing - okay, hear me out: Mu Qing’s boobs are bigger than average. Not massive, certainly not He Xuan massive, but bigger than average.

3. Shi Qingxuan - canonically has big boobs. They’re nice, they’re lovely (as all boobs are), sometimes they catch crumbs.

2. Xie Lian - also canonically has big boobs (in that one scene in the manhua). He is unaware of how big his boobs are, he doesn’t really think about it to be honest. They’re sizeable to say the least.

1. He Xuan - big boobs. Massive boobs. Back-pain-type boobs, struggles-to-find-clothes-that-fit-boobs (this is cannon). He didn’t choose them, he was blessed, given, gifted. His tits are the only good thing the heavens have ever done for him. MASSIVE. KNOCKERS. Shi Qingxuan likes to rest their head on them. A shelf, a cushion.

[noragaming]

i keep thinking to continue rereading tgcf, but then i realise i’m in the flashback arc and i just stop. i’m going to skip to the romance right away, but just know:

There are multiple instances of Xie Lian, in his internal monologue, saying that he doesn’t know whether he should laugh or feel sad. whether he should laugh or feel concerned. whether he should laugh or cry. even in his youngest years as a prince in the novel. before everything went to shit. after he met hua cheng. thinking of whether he should laugh or cry. wondering whether he should laugh or cry. W̷̧̢̪͖̣͓͖̯̣͍͔̭͖̞̘͇͖̙̣͇̭͕͔͇̘̫̠̘̓̇͆̀̐̀́̉͜͝ͅH̵̡͙̣̺͍̻̯͖͔̓̎̂̐̄̒̉͐̿͊͠Ě̸̢̧̡̧̨̨̨̛̱͚̻̯̺̼͈̹͇̝̭̝̯̝̰̖̞̖͚̥̻̥̑̈́̒̃̔͐̌̈́̿̐̋̋̂͆̈̀̀̅̿̒́̍̑́̄͛͘̕͜͝͠͝T̸̛̪̋̾́͊͗̎͗̾͂̓͒͛͘H̵̢̛͌̓͋̏͊͊͋͂̿̽̈̀͋̓̈́͋̂̄͐̔̆̅͆̈̂̽̓̈́̈́̉̎̂̕̕̚͠͝͝͝͝Ẻ̸̢̡͈̮̳͎͔̣̔̐̌̊̒̍͛̃̈̓̾̅́̀̒̈̋͐̃̆̓͘̚͜͝͠͝͝R̶͕͚̮͙̲͍̫̬̠͈̗̱̹̟̺͈̖͊̂̍̾͌̉̌̍͌̃̑̈́͛̿̈́̌̋̉́̂͐̐̉̓́̚͠͝͠͠͠ ̸̨̡̨̛̛̙̮̱͉̝͍̦̠͇͇̻̳͓̝͓͛͋́͛̈́͝H̵̨̡̨̧̢̜̤̜̝͖͈̜͎̯̰͔͍͖̥͇̱̫̹̪̹̙̼̥̗̳̭͙̹̹͙̣͉̤̭͉̝͓̖̠͕̱̐̀̈́̀͒̈̔͐̉̈́̏̏̄͒̅́̊͗̍̈́̍͋̇́͑͐̿̾̈́̈́̾̊͘̚̚̕̚͜͝͝ͅE̵̡̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̙̠͕͔͇̩̠̝̭̝̫̮͔̬̺̼̫̼̺̞̮̳̞̘̰̼͉̦̲̮̩͈̦͍̞͖̘̖͈̼̪̫̣͗̇͆̉͛̌͆͛̈́̄̑̂͛̾̀̎͌̽̒̔̀̂̈́́͛͗̍̄̔̈̐̊̌͌͑̑̚͘̚͜͠͝͝ͅ ̴̪͔͔͖͖̎̑͐͆̑͗͊̅͂͆̐͆̅̀͒̎̾̚̚͠͠͝͝S̴̛͍̮͈͙̺͎͌̒̂́̓́͐̔͗͋̆̎͌̒̃͊̓̓͐́͋̾͒̂̒̐͋̒̌̓̓́̂̽̎́͐̇̈́̇̕͝͠Ḩ̴̛̘͙̜̝̮̣̠͎̥͚̥̮̣̫̻͔̲̠̠̺̝͒͒̽̋͑͌̋̇̈̆̉̀̎̆͆̉͂̐̀̓̀̍͘͘͝ͅͅỠ̶̢̢̹̜̘̙̮͉̬̥̱̼̭̥̭̪̹̞͉̤̫͇̍̀̾͆͐̑͆̐̏̾̓̊̏́̏͒̔̒͑̈́̇͋̅̐͜͝͝Ư̶̧̡͕̠̝̝̘̘̒̉͗̎̀͗̌͂͛̀̋̐̐̈́͋̔̇̃̀͗̾͗͠͠Ļ̶̨̨̡̧̢̢̧̧̱̯͇͓̙̞̹̱̝̟̙͍̖͕̲̮̜̯̹͓̬̱̺̜̻̹̹̦̙̓̀̒̇̒̈́̎̈́̆͋̈́̏͋̊͊́͑̔͋̇͛̅͗́̃̓̐͑̓̏̓̆̕͜͝͠D̴̢̧̢̢̧̛̛̛̝̫̫̘̺̰̱̹̤̺̺̗̹͙̳̬̻̰̳̬̖͈̜̜͉͇͙̯̊̎̈́̂̍̈͒͊̀͛́̀͑͗͋̃͗̓̄̿̀́̈̂̔́̀̂̆͊̅̕͘̚̚͝͝͝ͅ ̵̢̧̛̣͖̖̬̟̯̖̼̝̬̘͍̳͚̤̓̈̓̍̽́̎͐̈̏́͌̿̔̃̎̉͌́́̃͑͛͘̚͜͝Ļ̷̧̡̧̡̘̦̜͈͖̳̖̠̫͙͚̺̟̙̯̹̟̝̞̮̯̬̬̻̩̟͔͍͉̮̬͑͋̅̅̊̑̓̓̇̽̉̉͑̈́̌̈́̓͂̈́̑͆̒̅͆͆̂̒̀̽̈̂̍̇͊̈̕̚͘͘͘͘͝Ą̷̡̢̢̠̝̰̮̞̻͔̞̠̳̦̥̗͈̗͉̞̝̬̜̹̙̝͈̩̺̲̳̗̱̭̻̭̞̙̯̙͎̅̄͊̅̇̃͒̈́̍̃̔̿̌̀́͌̕̕͜͠͠ͅͅŲ̵̨̢̡̢̨̛̩̜̰̭̬̩̤̹̰̳̹͉̮̭̥̩̬̮̣̺͍͚̲͉̞͗͒̌̋̀̍͊̅͂̃̒̓̈́͆̀̋̔̔̽̋̏̑̑̈̑̈͑̄̈́̑͋̋̔́̚͘̕͜͝͠G̷̨̧̛̩̯̤̘̪̭̜͎̲̲̹̜̖̪̼͙͙̼̞͉͇͔̒̇̈̆͒̉͛͐̎̽̈́̄͒̀̏́̔́̽̂̌̊̿͋͆͐̂͒̊̾́̒̋͑̍̓̕̚͘̕͘͘͜͠͝͝͠͠H̴̡̡̢̦̰̖͔̲͇̝͖͈͇̘̙̹͍̺̭̺̫̥̥͈͙̙̳͉̭̞̟̫͍̮͖̫̻͔̜̳̟̪̜̃̅͐̂͊̉̋̐͑́̊͗̈̃̅̍͋͆̑̄̿̄͊̀̈́̐͆̓͊̈́̇͛̀̊͌͗͆̕̕̕͝͠ ̵̢͈̘̟̘̥̝͈͇̦͕̭̯̺̋̇̏̔̽̈́̎̈́̓͊̆̈́͌̾̓͌̾̃̍̅̆̊̈̓̋̅͘̕͘̚͝͠͝Ǫ̶̡̧̙͉̪̫͉̝̰̱̪̯̻̭̺̰̰̼̣̟̭̻̣̺̬̖̙͍̩͙̇͑̒̌̈́͊͂̒̈́͑̏̄͘͠͝͠ͅͅȐ̷̡̤͓̦̮͚̱̬̰̳̩̙͈͉͙̯͇͖̳̠͚̼̪̗̦͍̻͈̜̟͈̺̼̳̭̲̪̳̖͇̪̙͍͔̤̻̓́̋̂̒̉̅̕͜ ̷̢̭͚̪̲̬͖̖͊͆̀̀͊͗̒̓̆́̾̿͒̈́̏̓̂̍̒̿̄̒͊͆̇̏̐̒̏̽͂̄̃̂̾̎́̅̕̕̕̕͘̕̚̕͝͝͝F̷͒̓̍̀͒̄̓̿̿̈́́̀̓̄̍̿̏́̓͂͆͗͆̊͆̎̌͋͑̅̽͒̉͘̚̕̚͝ͅU̶̧̳̗̜̠̝̣͈̩̤̲̲̝͚̟͕̬͓̩̰̖̻̤̦̰̣͈̜̝͈̟̪͒͊̄̀̾͗̍̈́̑̋͑̒̄̌̓͒̑̇̓͂̈́̀͘͘̚͠͝C̸̢̛̩͉̦͍̘̜̻̳̱̲̫͍̼͓̘͕̀̑̎̂̐̒͋͑́̊͑̈́̎̈̆̋̉̈́͆̓̓͗̇̀̀͆̓͒͆̄̓͆̿̒́̓̉͗̓̒͆̀̑̋́̕͘̚͘͝͝͠K̵̨̧̨̨̬̲̝̬̲̘͓͔̫̭͈̩̺̰̦͉̦̦̦̪̜̮̯͇̬̠̝̥̫̩̗͚͍̪͚͕̼͚̜͙̫̥̎̉́̎̈͜͜͝Ì̵̛̠̌͂͐̾͋́̄͐̈̌́̊͑͌̌̿̄̓̎͋̋̒̊̋̿̍̋͗́̇̿͋̃̓̔͋͒̽̾̋̋̑͘̚͝͝͠͠͠͠N̸͎̟̙̝͉̄͆́̾͂̐͌̓̓̄̾͝G̸̢̯̦̊̋͆͆͌͛̽͂͆͐̇ ̴̡̢̛̛̪̦̰̞̬̤̬̰͚͖̪̖͓͎̰͇̰̖̍̏̆̔́͒̒̍̇̀̀̒̀͘Ć̵̡̫̲̙̰̯͙̯͎̟̩̦͚̞̼̟͍̣̩̪̦̭̥̰̺͙͖̦̜͍̹̯̬̣͔̽̍̈́̽̊́͐͂̐̈́̐̅̓͛̄̕͘R̷̡̡̨̢̨̼̥̩̩̀̆̀́͋̄̏̍̓̅̌̃̀̈́̓̒̈́̓͆̍̐̌̾̍̕̕͝ͅͅÝ̴̨̢̧̛͙͉͍͙̰̞̠̞̩̼̩͖̗͓̗̗̩̻̜̰̖͎̪͇͇͓̦̩̩̮̟̭̠̳̍̆̈́̐̈́̋͊͋̈̏̏͒͊̈̈̇̿̾͂͒̕̚͜͝͠

[minryll]

nothing sates xie lian’s hundreds of years of hunger like a meal from his hubby (happy spoopy month guys! have this comic that’s been marinating in my wips for too long!)

edit: I FKINFIFNG FORGOT A PANEL

[yea-baiyi]

symptoms of adhd that hua cheng displays:

1. hyperfixation

2. jumping from interest to interest/collecting a lot of random knowledge and skills

3. inability to focus on things that don’t interest him

4. rejection sensitive dysphoria

5. emotional dysregulation - bursts of anger

6. saying/doing things impulsively

7. fidgeting when bored