#i’m wheezin

[beans-and-shet]

I will not be taking any criticism at this time

[yewwantstobattle]

//TWO MORE. IM STILL WORKING ON THIS I JUST FEEL SICK [EVIL] [I WAS GOING TO GET ON THE GRIND THIS WEEKEND NOW IM MAD]

@dullnsharp @fishingunderthestars

[yonemurishiroku]

Jercy merman au where Percy gets turned human against his will and Jason first meets him crawling around on the beach angrily yelling that he wants his tail back and cursing the "disgusting useless sticks" that replaced it

Jason doesn't know mermaids exist and just thinks Percy is insane, or under the influence of prohibited substances, or both

Dear I've started to suspect that you have a penchant for peculiar and unique merman AU.

As in, I can't PLEASE-----I'M WHEEZIN CRACKLING DYING WITH LAUGHTER RIGHT HERE JAHSJDKAHKDA 😭😭😭 Not Jason thinking Percy is under prohibited substances asjahjkahdakad---

I dont even care if it's jercy at this point it's just purely comedy like how did you come up with this-----

Their love story would be legendary. if Jason gets over his "this guy lost his mind" that is... Ngl if I see someone crawling around on the beach and shouting he wants his tail back, i’m calling the police. and the asylum. maybe. 

[ttrulese]

Jus smokd my lungs is wheezin a lil don’t tell me I’m gonna die from this

[justzawe]

Celebrity conspiracy theorists really crack me up sometimes.

Y’all find it so hard to believe that two people dated, fell in love, and decided to start a family. This is regular everyday shit, yet y’all act like it’s something that your fave would never do unless they were coerced or doing so for PR purposes only.

Please say sike

I’m WHEEZIN

[facedock]

A-Team Moments That Live In My Head Rent-Free:

“Fasten seat belts” from 1.13 (Video Description under the cut)

Why do I get the feeling Hannibal’s line maybe wasn’t scripted? If it wasn’t, that was some damn good improv, George. I’m wheezin’.

[ Video Description: A short clip from The A-Team, season 1, episode 13. Murdock and Hannibal are sitting at the front of a plane’s cockpit, with Face and B.A. sitting behind them. Murdock has his eyes closed and a wound across his eye area. Hannibal is at the controls, with a cigar in his mouth. Murdock says, “Okay, um, there’s a little gauge to your right, and it might be flashing. Uh, what does it say?” Hannibal flatly and without hesitation says, “Fasten seat belts.” Murdock lets out a light chuckle as he says, “Not that one, the one next to it.” End Video Description. ]

[gojos-thot-patrol]

I feel like Nanami never loses his composure, even in the bedroom. He could be giving you the ride of your LIFE while calmly explaining the stock market to you. It’s part of why teacher Nanami is so appealing to me I’M SORRY-

IM FUCKIN WHEEZIN 😂

LISTEN- I will not apologize for being RIGHT!

[milesducemdominus]

OOC: I’m fuckin’ wheezin’---

[crowtrobotx]

What do you want for your birthday, crow?

I’M WHEEZIN’

A+ reference, thank you.

[sophie-i-guess13]

Back in their rodeo era, whenever Dallas would get tossed off the back of a bronc, he’d act all big and bad when he exits the ring, pretending like he can’t even be bothered by the notion that he could be hurt. As soon as Sylvia comes over, he’ll whine and pout until she gives him all her attention and looks over him for any possible injuries. He does it so Tim can’t have her attention <3

“Well well well- look what the cat dragged in-“

“Shut up, I’m only here ‘cuz Buck said he could hear your ribs creakin’ and you wheezin’ when you were walkin’ upstairs.”

“What, you have something better to do, Miss Merrill?”

“I did, actually. Thanks for asking, Mr. Winston.”

“Would that include a certain hood named Timothy Shepard?”

[chlodoll]

you told B to get off the boat i'm wheezin!!!!! thank you for that tag and laugh i needed this morning. just cried my eyes out like an hour ago and i saw your tag and i'm like this is why i keep a tumblr! moments like that and this. ✌🏾🫰🏾

🥹 oh i’m so glad I made that tag then! 💜

but she’s exhausting! I really thought the break my soul mv would come in june.. and now it’s september. this is slowly turning into the formation tour dvd situation 🤧

[puthyflapps]

Nahhh behave, that got me wheezin 😭😭😭 thought I'd sent you a video of my cat by mistake lmaooooo

Lmaooo I’m telling you I went to the link and it showed me a cat video and I just went back to look again and I realize now, that I just wasn’t paying close enough attention and the thing you meant to send me was like hidden behind a age restriction thingy 💀💀💀💀💀

But yeah it was a cat video and the cat brought its toy into the room and meowed like 5000 times and that was it

[phenax]

U like to draw? Cuz I put the D in raw

ALSBDBSKSMSBDNDKD

[thechaosoflonging]

i’ll n ever get over the fact that my college actually blocked my go-to anime streaming website

[milfweiwuxian]

🐍🤠

[crybaby-mv]

psa: @huangamoto and i share the same three (3) braincells between us and junhoe