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Hey AkatsukiP's...how we doing this week?

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Fanfic Author Self-Recs!

Tagged by @chocochipbiscuit to rec five of my own fics! Thank you for the tag!

This was surprisingly difficult, as I sort of wanted to go multi-fandom for this one, and I found myself looking at all the fandoms I've written for and having a hard time choosing which to focus on!

A Pot to Piss In. Dragon Age, Sera gen backstory fic, 41K, rated M. Definitely my favorite DA fic I've written so far. It was so, so much fun and it's a huge love letter to Sera's character and has a lot of side OCs I loved writing and I'm just so stinkin' happy with it.

No Woman Rules Alone. Dragon Age, Anora/F!Tabris, 34K, rated E. The longest exchange fic I've written to date and the one that I feel like really solidified my love of writing about politics (and femslash, and Tabrises) in this fandom. It was an incredibly fun project and I'm very fond of it.

The Drop Trilogy. Red vs. Blue, Maine/Carolina, 240K total, rated E. My RvB OTP fic, the longest project I've ever written for fandom and one that's still really close to my heart. It's about Maine, it's about the Meta, it's about Maine and Carolina, it's about isolation and loss and abuse and sorrow and hope and redemption.

Inroads series. Red vs. Blue, Carolina/Kimball, 74K total, various ratings up to E. Carolina's adventures in self-sabotage, and a relationship that might actually work out despite her best efforts! My main Kimbalina series, three one-shots and a longfic, taking place before and during season 13 (which made it an absolute nightmare to plot and I'm so proud I actually managed to make it work). I'm especially proud of the longfic, The Way We Win, but I'm still fond of the one-shots as well and it's probably best to read those first for context.

Cast Your Bread Upon the Water. Fallout, Dr. Madison Li/Star Paladin Cross, past Madison/Catherine/James, plus Madison & female Lone Wanderer, 26K, rated M. This is a fic I wrote for a Big Bang, and is illustrated by my good friend @ialpiriel. It's a story about Dr. Li in the late days of Fallout 3's story, after the Enclave takeover of Project Purity, as she confronts her past with James, the present life his actions have once again left in shambles, the complicated feelings stirred up by meeting his daughter, and a connection with an unlikely companion.

Tagging @ialpiriel, @farfromdaylight, @rosella-writes, @darethshirl, @rakshadow, and anyone else who'd like to play.

[ticinhas]

I'm still in the first ep, but is the guy in Louis' apartament Armand??? GIRL, Armand better than me, bc if I had to watch my man describe IN D E T A I L S how he met the love of his life I'd be in shambles. I'd simply kill myself.

[nochi-quinn]

legend of vox machina watch party episodes 7-9: kareawkward

EPISODE 7

ohGOD my headset clicked on just as they started yelling

they all spontaneously forget how to introduce themselves

"I play Pike! and that's it"

PLEASE HOLD THE WATCH PARTY ISN'T WORKING BC IT THINKS I'M IN A DIFFERENT REGION

jasper the fluff bunny luck dragon!

dagon ;-;

dagon was a conure

matt and marisha are going to kill you both

Please Forgive Me Percy

"think good thoughts. don't make eye contact."

"I have WONDERFUL sketches" "you also have many strange skills."

"I don't want to"

grog strongjaw: kind of a crackhead

Legend of Vox Machina: Put Down Cursed Weapons

cursed weapons: not even once

"FUCK THAT ROCK"

hey kurama check it out I'm a blood fountain

(I have resisted making that joke three times now, I am only so strong)

"if you wanna flirt with someone, stop being mean to her friends"

right, taliesin, a friend

keto grog

"what a DING-DONG"

"I fought for that butthole"

YES they also made me think of Stray

"how often are you gonna see a bear and a jackalope team up?"

"did they complain a lot about it, is what I'm asking"

and then cheech marin happens

"we've all been there before" "allegedy!"

augh tal's mic picking up his drinking noises

two emo boys being emo

"no, I'm alone" "no, I AM"

Dragon Zoom

"dad went out for a gold hoard"

I need the "bleh" noise from naruto abridged put over grog there

"she did [the reverb] herself, just with her voice"

flashbacks to early c1 when laura had to leave early for an audition and sam was making fun of her for where it was

"isn't this fun, watching tv with my frien - oh shit I have a job"

oh, fearne is on sam's shirt

travis how does the lavalier jabbing you in the neck like that not bother you. it's bothering me second-hand

"these are things people have told me about tripping out"

no I hate this

I'm so glad they didn't do this sdlkfjsl

bury it in the new mexico desert

"maybe we'll use it in the future!" "no, no I don't think we will"

I stepped away but I had my headset on so I got to hear "daddy garmelie" and I don't like it

The Nipples Are Implied

Bondage Keyleth

"vax in the knot" is an entirely different part of the fandom

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT thought she was gonna say "hey taliesin speaking of penises"

I was gonna say, taliesin that's you, you're the nerd who went to japan

The Criticalrole

"that's so much worse than in my head, I wanna do it again"

"see….seven characters is a lot to draw"

animators: pls kill someone

the little drama play that just went on in the back row

mica is gonna bully them into singing again

he's definitely never heard that one before

EPISODE 8

look I know he's friends with like two thirds of the cast but also: why

this entire operation is a shambles

oh I stand corrected, that's NOT sam. iphone brandon auman (?) sounds very much like sam

did this man just use "exotic" to describe a human person

edit from the future: a NIGERIAN human person, x2 Please Leave

lmao owlbear is still copyrighted

the fonz!

I also deeply enjoyed the backlight

"she's got issues! you got issues!"

mica saying all the shit I said in my liveblog like eight hours ago

a minor crisis happened in my house but honestly fuck it, I have not been enjoying any of this

imagine: we could have had liam in this watch party

"the scream I scrumpt" s a m e

I appreciate those leaf wipe transitions so much more now

troy baker also did not realize how long it takes to get to the cast, it gets me every time

no no let him leave

"we! are! professionals!"

that! that! that thing I said! god thank you for validating me cast of legend of vox machina

(check my individual episode liveblogs, true believers!)

"how much bernie sanders do we want?"

"EVERYONE in the trickfoot family" he said pointedly into the camera

"thanks for making everything feel worse" truer words

I love all of those

Phantom String

taliesin just casually creating character and world lore mid-game it's fine

EPISODE 9

oh thank god he's gone

matt's not here to sing with the intro, everybody else has to

PALETTE cleanser

I saw chris in the credits, did NOT catch him here

I am upset with myself

grog is canonically a swiftie

"vox machina muppet babies" PRINT IT

oh THAT'S what that was, I thought I was just not remembering something from campaign 1

SHE

Cute Cat Babies

kittenari

"everyone was fantastic this season" as opposed to last season

grgreagrandfather

I'm crying againnnn

animators cried over goop monster, confirmed

cries in digital artist

if a dragon wore pants how would he wear them

"if your skin peels back when you hear it, it's taliesin"

Evil Falcor

"DOES JET FUEL MELT STEEL BEAMS"

does dragon acid melt metal hands

"horrible father" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, LAURA"

"there were so many pigs!" "and now they're bacon"

I have appreciated all of the animation so much this season, the color and the light and the aaahhhh

I like pike's little turn on "wwwwhat do you mean"

someone confirm if the guy in the back is supposed to be pipsqueak from atla

"the saddest cannonball"

the toothpick barricades!!

oh shit that's right the last episodes are in like two days

"using blender" the overwatch porn program?

I have something bouncing around my head about how pike and wilhand let grog learn how to be silly but I haven't been able to words it

sketchy pike and groooog

sketchy grog's little hip jut

it's me I'm questions

"because it's cute" is a completely valid answer

I think I commented on matt's jaw dislocating in my original liveblog lmao

"is this gonna kill the animators??"

Grog For Scale

OH WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED THE BEAR TATTOO

…and what happened to the bear tattoo

I feel like sam needs a nap

like mood but also someone let this man sleep

oh no he broke arthur

mica's leaving. mica's just gonna walk out.

all the herdspeople wear collars to hide where the neck seam meets the body

"just say yes"

The Button Arc

wasn't that a veth thing

ashley trying desperately to keep up with sam

"I don't know what I just saw, it doesn't make much sense"

oh good lord

I've said this before but if I would love to hear Sam sing without being a goober

dflksdjfslk

laura breaks IMMEDIATELY

and made NO attempt to try to bring it back

"that's as close to top gun as life is ever gonna get"

"why am I getting southern. you guys have tainted me."

ooh, phil bourassa! there were ostensibly other names in there, I was just typing and didn't hear them.

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[bylightofdawn]

Today was a long day at work. My back is just...ruining my life at this point. I thought it got better after I stopped taking the new meds but no go. I cannot even explain how much agony I am in when I wake up in the morning. I cannot even sit up. I have to kinda roll over, swing my legs in hopes I can roll to the edge of the bed. I am worried I've actually slipped a disk or something. My GP has not called me back despite my calling them three times. Tomorrow I'm gonna get nasty on the phone and demand they send me a referral for an MRI because I think I need to explore getting some cortisone shots in my back or something. Or give me the referral I asked for PT. I cannot live like this.

My evening was improved by my brother sending over the cutest video from my six year old niece asking me which MLP was my favorite. So I sent her a reply back with my bright purple/pink hair clearly visible telling her I had not seen the new MLP and we'd have to watch it when she's here next month. Which....on one hand god help me, did I just sign up to watch MLP? But on the other, quality time with my niece so I'll take it.

Now, I find myself at an impasse. I could write, I'm in the middle of writing a very fun scene with lots of verbal sparring with Walon Vau. But I also kinda want to read but my reading history is in A B S O L U T E shambles.

I've been reading a lot of Grashir the past few days but I have a couple of D&D HAT fics written by some authors who I adore like Weatherlaw who have been posting WIP's I just haven't had a chance to read yet. On top of that I have like three or four COD fics I stopped midway through because of ADD. And now I'm teetering on the edge of falling down a FR rabbit hole. Cause there's new fics in the Notorious verse which I have not read.

I also kinda lowkey want to see one angsty Jarlaxle/Zak fic where they realize maybe two centuries of separation has changed Jarlaxle and he's not the person Zak used to know and maybe they're not suited to be lovers anymore and should they maybe start as friends. Meanwhile Artemis is totally not lowkey freaking out about this super important figure in Jarlaxle's past who has shown up out of nowhere and is potentially going to upset the delicate balance of their relationship.

BUT I HAVE NOT FOUND THIS FIC SO FAR AND I AM SAD.

Not because I want to see some divisive this pairing is superior to the other so much as people change and it gives you this bittersweet realization that when you see someone you haven't seen in a decade or two and you realize despite being best of friends or maybe something else in the past, you've both changed and you need to examine your relationship and come to terms with the ghosts of that previous relationship and whether you need to redefine it and give it a new meaning.

So any enterprising fic writer out there in the FR fandom, please take my bunny and give it a good home. I don't have the time or attention span for it. Or the brain power to read the most recent books. I still have the entire Generations trilogy sitting on my kindle which I haven't read so for all I know that's been addressed in some way, shape or form.

I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink I'm going to be good and write. I'm getting closer and closer to finishing Seeds.

I think I might actually do something super special when I finish this fucking fanfic because yanno what? I will have written essentially two full length novels or one god damned GRRM/Robert Jordan length novel by the time I finish this damned fanfic.

[baekhvuns]

Hold on I found this graph, finally hsjahdiwhsjssjsjgs

I bet they would make a lot of coin, because another obsessed person would be willing to buy his boxers 😭

I just wanna see them on the screen and experience Cyberpunk Hwa so I can d-word in peace! I saw some US ticket prices and they're I N S A N E

The covid break definitely made it worse, but being excited doesn't mean you can behave like a nutbag, especially if you claim to like those people... Omfg this video, he was chilling on the train. Reminds me of that TBZ video. But those bitches running too??? Go the fuck home

Baek Holy Water is what you need for sure. <3

Seriously why isn't there an official Taemin release date, everyone's confused and in shambles... I've waited so long, I'll wait a few more months (begrudgingly), but just tell US.

Oh Y/N's getting a private show then? I'm into this, please I need this to happen 😭 Hwa would be like "I'm not here, I'm just a hallucination"

Sadly stans on Twitter don't know when to stop joking and it's just embarrassing. Just like the "X is bitchless because he likes gaming" it's projecting for me lmaoooo. You know well that's not true. Also what's wrong with being bitchless, sigh. Right, I struggled with Ateez's names at first but after my first encounter with Seonghwa's... hips, I was like "uhhh that blondie?" and the rest is history. Seonghwa might not be the best singer in Ateez, but his voice is so nice and versatile.

Yes, Seonghwa

Bestie Taeyong was supposed to be the fox from Zootopia on Halloween I'm wheezing

Uhmmmm, anyways

Someone read our minds...

"hOW ABOUT FRIENDS TO LOVERS TO ENEMIES TO never reaching lovers" me @ you

Pesticide Wooyoung agsuahshjahsjss unfortunately I can't see Woo like that, but maybe I'll read it 👀

No worries Baek's friend! 💗 The worst thing possible is people wanting Seonghwa's pcs 😭 that's why my Shitstars friends and I started joining or organising more GOs, otherwise we had to fight 🥊I wish your friend luck! There won't be that many photocards so it shouldn't be too bad

Platinum Hwa has me in chokehold so I think you know my answer. Unless it's DV hair Hwa

A mash-up of Tell Me What to Do and Don't Know What to Do suddenly played in my head

NO NO NO NO NO also the 1kg rice story is sending me. 🤧🤧🤧🤧

Baby girl Seonghwa is 🤩 but ??? And the way San attacked Seonghwa lmao, I would do the same. And why was Seonghwa wearing a big fluffy jacket and shorts... please let me see more shiny leg 🤲🏻

SO MF CUTE EAHAJASTOOPPPPP - Seonghwa heart shaped confirmed. Sorry, but he is NOT my brother. Unserious

But San watches Spy x Family aaaaaaa

Thanxx for promoting our survey 😊 what did you vote for 👀

I got "aquarius sun, gemini moon, scorpio rising" idk what it means and the description was not really me hshahsishaja - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Hold on I found this graph, finally hsjahdiwhsjssjsjgs /// I bet they would make a lot of coin, because another obsessed person would be willing to buy his boxers 😭

HELP 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS SO FUNNY THAT RAT POISON ONE FBWKDHWKDBWMHCNC

LMFAOOOO NO BC THEY WERE SELLING IT FOR 10$ 😭😭😭

I just wanna see them on the screen and experience Cyberpunk Hwa so I can d-word in peace! I saw some US ticket prices and they're I N S A N E

idk what bankruptcy suddenly all the companies go thru when they go to US for tour to price their tickets so GODAMN HIGH 😭😭

The covid break definitely made it worse, but being excited doesn't mean you can behave like a nutbag, especially if you claim to like those people... Omfg this video, he was chilling on the train. Reminds me of that TBZ video. But those bitches running too??? Go the fuck home

no literally just bc u get to see ur favs doesn’t mean ur gonna go ballistic like they’re doing their jobs, do ur job by cheering and having fun nOt acting like THAT especially,,, RHKWHDKW PLS THATS SO FUNNY IT BE ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHT OF THEIR LIVES TOO nah bc that’s so embarrassing why are u running 😭😭 we need that one nct bodyguard for all of them tbh <3

Baek Holy Water is what you need for sure. <3

OH JUST ME??? ARE U SURE,,, holy water is perfect for churches tbh <3 a mass i would go out my way to attend <3

Seriously why isn't there an official Taemin release date, everyone's confused and in shambles... I've waited so long, I'll wait a few more months (begrudgingly), but just tell US.

yeah! maybe its bc they’re keeping everything priv bc of what happened but like u can tell us the date so we can expect a return 😭😭 i see him trend daily over his enlistment date,, when he returns i want him to bring a whole new lore with the invu gasoline type of production,, bestie do u know a gatekept website or someone’s bookshelf where they have taemin albums stocked 🔫

Oh Y/N's getting a private show then? I'm into this, please I need this to happen 😭 Hwa would be like "I'm not here, I'm just a hallucination"

PRIVATE SHOW ??? 🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼

Hwa would be like "I'm not here, I'm just a hallucination" STOP BC YN WOULD BE LIKE “wOAAAAH U CAN DO THAT??? HOW WHAAAT???” private show where he shows what he can do all while y/n’s “👁👄👁 ur so cool”

Sadly stans on Twitter don't know when to stop joking and it's just embarrassing. Just like the "X is bitchless because he likes gaming" it's projecting for me lmaoooo. You know well that's not true. Also what's wrong with being bitchless, sigh. Right, I struggled with Ateez's names at first but after my first encounter with Seonghwa's... hips, I was like "uhhh that blondie?" and the rest is history. Seonghwa might not be the best singer in Ateez, but his voice is so nice and versatile.

seeing those on the tl is my daily sign to log off that app 😭😭 no bc some be sounding like they’re so serious about it and im like damn u must personally know them to come up with that <3 “Also what's wrong with being bitchless, sigh” HEY THIS ONE!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH IT WHYS IT SUDDENLY A THING TO SHAME ABOUT HELLO 😭😭🤚🏼BFMWBDWK PLS I WHEEZE AT HOW U WERE INTRODUCED TO HIM LMFJAOCOKC those who never paid attention to him at first are now now biggest supporters <33 ur right! it can easily blended and twisted!

Yes, Seonghwa //// Bestie Taeyong was supposed to be the fox from Zootopia on Halloween I'm wheezing // Uhmmmm, anyways

im sorry taeyong was what, are we psychics atp 🤨

omg this is like 90’s bad boy au waiting for his date at a diner

Someone read our minds...

LMFAOOOO STOP IT WHRKWHDLWHDWKHDWK they rly heard us bc what is gordon doing in sk

but id like to ask,, what is this

"hOW ABOUT FRIENDS TO LOVERS TO ENEMIES TO never reaching lovers" me @ you

Pesticide Wooyoung agsuahshjahsjss unfortunately I can't see Woo like that, but maybe I'll read it 👀

personally for me,, wooyoung is so perfect for etl, he’d be sO ANNOYING but would love the yn so much at the same time <3 once childhood friends to enemies to friends to lovers <33

No worries Baek's friend! 💗 The worst thing possible is people wanting Seonghwa's pcs 😭 that's why my Shitstars friends and I started joining or organising more GOs, otherwise we had to fight 🥊I wish your friend luck! There won't be that many photocards so it shouldn't be too bad

IM TELLING U SHES A DV ANON STAN NOW DBDBDB no bc majority of the ppl want seonghwa pc’s 😭😭😭 so she’ll have to figure it out but thank you!!!

Platinum Hwa has me in chokehold so I think you know my answer. Unless it's DV hair Hwa

long haired ceo or a silver haired ceo but ur in an arranged marriage 🤚🏼 whichever one looks more intimidating in ur opinion!

A mash-up of Tell Me What to Do and Don't Know What to Do suddenly played in my head //// NO NO NO NO NO also the 1kg rice story is sending me. 🤧🤧🤧🤧

ateez tell me what to do cover when 🔫

I NEED THAT MANS PHONE CONFISCATED IDC IDC WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS BEING BOYFRIEND WHY CANT U HUSBAND 🤨

Baby girl Seonghwa is 🤩 but ??? And the way San attacked Seonghwa lmao, I would do the same. And why was Seonghwa wearing a big fluffy jacket and shorts... please let me see more shiny leg 🤲🏻

why do men have skinny waists, ur just asking us to pull u by it 🤨 FBWMBDKWH THE LIVE WAS SO CHAOTIC HE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED SMACKING THE CUP AND THEN THE SANHWA TACKLE DBDB and what is up with saNS SHOULDERS SIR HOW MANY INCHES NOW???

SO MF CUTE EAHAJASTOOPPPPP - Seonghwa heart shaped confirmed. Sorry, but he is NOT my brother. Unserious

HES SO BOBA HEADED WHAT THE HELL 😭😭😭😭😭 A MAN LIKE HIM AS UR BROTHER???? NOT EVEN BC I KNOW SOMEONE OR SOMEWHERE THERES A STEP BRO HWA FIC I JUST KNOW

But San watches Spy x Family aaaaaaa


on my way to write him as that, san needs a spy au its a necessity why haven’t we had more of it esp with a face like this

just a quick question, do u know who this is

Thanxx for promoting our survey 😊 what did you vote for 👀

WHAT WERE THE RESULTS OMG my favs were general hwa, 1baddie hwa, body-ody-ody hwa, shoulders hwa & cLEAVAGE HWA,, what were ur top 5 🔫

I got "aquarius sun, gemini moon, scorpio rising" idk what it means and the description was not really me hshahsishaja - DV 💖

I THOUGHT I HAD THIS ONE 😭😭😭

🔫🔫

also uh,,, did u hear drake’s antifragile

ALSOO??? PRINCESS DIARIES 3 CONFIRMED???

u know who this is pt2

AND OUR GUY WONHO ENLISTMENT 😭😭😭THEYRE TAKING EVERYONE WITH

also ur Uber driver seems to be in paris, here comes ur ceo thv dreams back ✨✨✨

[prianya]

None of my friends will go to bed till they s we e dreams face

less than one minute left remi, how is the friend group doing? I'm guessing they're in shambles

[luriluth]

My parents told me that they are giving away my now old laptop to a cousin tomorow because I have a new one, and because of that i realized that I have sentimental/emotional attachments to this specific laptop

Yes I'm sad that it's gonna go I feel like I'm saying goodbye to an old yet close friend one final time and never see them again

[revvnant]

honestly mike’s vibes are incredible.

[ducky-died-inside]

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MASTERLIST

Camilo and Carlos Madrigal (triplet au/ platonic, Encanto)

Bad Friends After coming back from a seemingly harmless lunch with friends, and with tears in her eyes, Y/N cries herself to sleep while her brothers worry about her...

Bad Friends Headcannons Just some cute things between you and your bros...

Not so important Someone without great social skills calls you unimportant....

Stuck You get stuck as an animal Abuela doesn't like and your brothers confront her about it...

Thoughts Your power gets overwhelming and Abuela doesn't like it...

Thoughts part 2 You come back after being gone for a while....

Midnight Picnic Camilo and Carlos catch you sneaking out to hang out with your novio....

Hugs and Hot Coco You start crying and Antonio makes a plan with everyone to comfort you....

Gone You get trapped under Casita's ruins.....

He said what?! Your boyfriend says something that leaves you in tears...

Game Night You and your siblings try to pull an all nighter....

Night Terrors You are having nightmares and Camilo and Carlos comfort you....

Chaotic Headcannons and scenarios for triplets but reader is chaotic......

Forgetful You and Carlos help Camilo when he forgets himself....

Ready, Fight! You get into a fight....

Wished Dead you have a rough day and take it out on your family...

Pompeii Part 1 Casita falls apart and leaves Carlos in shambles....

Pompeii Part 2 Carlos grives...

Pompeii Part 3 Carlos goes through... the funeral

Pick me Someone is making Camilo uncomfortable so you break their nose....

Camilo Madrigal (romantic, Encanto)

I've Got You Sequel A sequel to something that @solcamilo wrote... part 1

Wrecked You die and Camilo goes into a spiral of depression....

"Mi vida, don't you recognize me?" Camilo tries to help his prima, but loses his powers while he jumps for her and shifts back into himself. He ends up knocked out and under a table, but the boy you find isn't Camilo, or at least doesn't look like him...

Look who's inside again Camilo thinks about who he is and why people like him...

A year of love and flowers You've had a crush on Camilo Madrigal, your best friend for about a year. Thinking he doesn't reciprocate your feelings, you develop a disease called Hanahaki....

Angst ending to A Year of Love and Flowers A year of love and flowers, but you die before Camilo confesses...

A Bruised and Broken Body Camilo gets into a fight......

The sun and back You are having a rough day and Camilo cheers you up...

Far you visit your grandmother in Encanto and fall in love with a mischievous shapeshifter.....

Carlos Madrigal (romantic, Encanto)

I won't say I'm in love Carlos develops a crush on you and won't admit it to Camilo...

Antonio Madrigal (platonic, Encanto)

He said what?! Your boyfriend says something that leaves you in tears...

Game Night You and your siblings try to pull an all nighter....

Hugs and Hot Coco You start crying and Antonio makes a plan with everyone to comfort you....

Varian (Tangled The Series)

Tortured Cassandra captures you to get information out of Varian....

Tortured (fluff ending) Cassandra captures you to get information out of Varian....

Appreciation You have a rough day and Varian helps cheer you up...

Dinosaur Government Varian gets a little drunk....

Anxious Reader Headcannons

The Wellerman Varian x Pirate S/O

Broken Promises Part 1 You get trapped in the amber while Varian is working on a way to get rid of the rocks....

Broken Promises Part 2 Varian gets some unexpected visitors...

Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)

If I Could Tell Her Season 4 spoilers that I won't point out here

Please Don't Let Me Drown You dive into Lover's Lake before Steve and he comes to save you

Lucas Sinclair

Lucas Sinclair needs more love and I'm here to give it A collection of oneshots focused soley on Lucas Sinclair

Raph (rottmnt)

Only Us The Kraang are gone, but Raph isn't doing great mentally

Knight in Turtle Armor You weren't trying to hurt yourself

Non Fandom specific

Potion seller prompt (check notes)

[larrikin-is-a-himbo]

My friend reading The Song of Achilles: A Journey

Aight let's get this over with

2 pages in and already daddy issues and a drunk mom

I'm not gonna survive this book

No but like already this asshole is hating on both his son and mentally ill wife

Dude this guy is an idiot

I relate so hard to Patroclus

Baby's first murder

Oh Oh So this is how it is

Aw, they're so cute

Holy shit she just straight up told Patroclus he'll be dead soon

They kissed 💙

Oh shit

I'm really into this book so far Chiron is the real MVP so far

I couldn't stop smiling They are so cute

I was a little bit shocked Cause I just finished the part where they were, um, making out

I'm just happy they were happy Not for long tho, that's why I only read a few pages at a time I want happiness to last as long as it can

Achilles said the reason he will be both a hero and happy is Patroclus and I asdfghj

HE CALLED HIMSELF THE SON OF CHIRON I'M IN SHAMBLES

Yo I am in shock Absolutely dumbfounded Completely shattered

"I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world." Yo my fucking heart I can't take this

Lycomedes is also an MVP

I had Odysseus and Diomedes for only one page, but I love their dynamic already

Sneaky bitches

"Why should I kill him? He's done nothing to me." When I tell you my heart fell

"I did not plan to live after he was gone" P L E A S E

I'm at the point where there's no wind

So I assume they'll sacrifice Iphigenia

Wow I don't know how to feel about Odysseus anymore

Page 235, the war actually started

If I was in Achilles' place, I would've let the mob slash Agamemnon to smitherins

You know I would totally be down with a poly relationship between Pat, Achilles and Briseis

Agamemnon, you stupid fucking bitch

Now they're taking away Briseis

And I'm this close to just use all my rage to travel through time and space and everything to fucking bitch slap Agamemnon so hard he lands on the other side of the Trojan wall

Pat casually slit his wrist in front of Agamemnon

Buddy That was a bit dramatic

But he is 100% rightfully pissed at Achilles at this moment

Y I K E S This conversation is going to hurt me more than the knife did Patroclus' wrist

I'm getting nervous

ACHILLES WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Don't say that until you've heard the rest of what I've done"

Achilles, honey, I love you so much, but asking your mom to ask Zeus to turn against your side of the army out of pettiness is a biiiiiit too much

"HE'S HALF OF MY SOUL, AS THE POETS SAY" I CAN'T

We're getting close to the moment I fear They are at the duels or I don't know what they're called in English Paris disappeared from the battlefield, now Ajax and Hector ended in a tie

It's so sad reading Patroclus' reactions How he said he knows the victims, or, well, knew That line hit hard honestly

ACHILLES P L E A S E

PAT IS CRYING AND I'M LITERALLY MOMENTS AWAY FROM CRYING TOO

NOT THE OUTFIT SWAP

I'M MILDLY SHAKING

APOLLO YOU BITCH

NOOOOOOOOOOO He's dead And I know it only gets worse from here

HE TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF KC

Briseis, honey, I know you're upset too, but now is not the time Just because you're partially right

I don't want to call Thetis a bitch Because I partially understand her feelings and Who am I kidding She's a B I T C H

I'M ABOUT TO THROW HANDS WITH A 12 YEAR OKD

BRISEIS NOOOOOOOOOOO

LITTLE FUCKER IS DEAD 🍾

"I am made of memories" P L E A S E

I'm not fine

"Go," She says. "He waits for you." In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun. I am Devastated Absolutely hurt Everything is pain But they're together Finally I need a few hours after this What a way to end the year

[basiccortez]

shambles. BI KING JOSH????? S-H-A-M-B-L-E-S.

Josh: "I'm just a lover of people's souls. don't really care if they're male or female"

[sukirichi]

Sukiii I heard well saw what happened, tbh I was shocked to know that u were engaged but ykyk it's quite saddening to hear it but if you said he was toxic then congratulations for being free then ^^

Becuz layk u saidd there are moreee ppl around u who cares more than him and that includesss meeeee!!

Okei okei enuff with the sad stuff I saw ur post abt the quiz and it would be a lie to say that I didn't laugh at ur caption, oke but I took the quiz I got a tied answer between Mitsuya and Hanma and I was layk, Imma take Mitsuya cuz I onli pik Hanma when I feel krazee tho I think that's me most of the times alwayz Crazy HAHAHAHHAAHHAA

AND I FINALLY READ BLUE LOCK Im not upto date yet but yk what that means ✨M O R E H U S B A N D O S✨ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and tbh I think I'm the only one who wasn't very sad and emotional with Emma's death, is that bad? It probably is but perhaps it is like dat bc I like Draken but hei he is taken so we gonna go with Taka Chan

Alrightyyy takee care like always and stay safeee ^^

-🎧

my bb headphones anon !! yeah he was toxic but it’s all in shambles rn and i’m just vibing here cuz i don’t want that energy in my life 🥴 NAHH WAIT YOU PULLED OUT WITH THAT YOURE GONNA MAKE ME CRY like pls there were so many anons who sent me sweet messages after the whole breakup thing and you guys really made me feel happier so thank you so much for that 😭 yeah like every time people treat me wrong / hurt me, i remind myself i have more people that do care and are good people so i’ll forever be grateful for that <33

BABES HOW ARE YOU GUYS GETTING HANMA AND MITSUYA WHILE THE QUIZ EXPOSED ME 💀 SHEESH YES YES BLLK MORE HUSBANDOS. hmm idk a lot of people (including me) were pretty sad over emma’s death - mostly bcos of mikey in my side - but i’ve received anons before who felt the same way you do !! AHSSKLA taka chan is too sweet he’s so perfect 😔 take care always too bb !!

[itstheendofthegoddamnworld]

exCUSE me, did you know that it is a CRIME to S T E A L ??? GIVE ME BACK MY HEART YOU FIEND!!! You've done it again you wonderous wordsmith; Your magpie fae has me in shambles!! I'm a wreck, how dare you. I'm gonna go lay in a pile of blankets, drink tea and cry about the fae and apple trees 🥺💖

Ah, I excuse myself for the crime, I hope my sentence isn’t long.😂Little Tehlmar seems like a piece of crap, but I know that in the mandate of the fae realm, he can’t do much but follow everything, I’m sure if he could, he would want to bring back Addie. My usual writing environment entails lots of coffee/tea, a blanket and soft boi music.💫😊     

[the-soldicr]

@plastiicparasite​ sent:

👄 + Thomas/daaaad 

FROM THIS AMAZING MEME WHERE YOU SEND A CHARACTER NAME AND MY MUSE TALKS ABOUT THEM  ||  O P E N 

"  —  My  D a d ... ? "

James knits his brows together with shoulders hunching down into a straight line as he rubs the back of his neck sheepishly, weighing the word in his mind. The majority of the Hauleys were not exactly known for their directness, the voicing of concerns. They seemed to much rather let things BUILD UP until they overflowed these days, a once picture perfect image of a functional ( believe it or not ) suburban family turned to complete BITTERNESS and SHAMBLES, pointing fingers at one another as booming, venomous voices shook the once HAPPY HOME. It seemed to always be left to James to be the BIGGER MAN, to carry the weight of Thomas's decisions for him, his own personal bearer of GUILT and RESPONSIBILITY. 

                                             —       Dad's GOLDEN BOY, his ONLY SON.

" Dad's...   w e l l ,  he's,  sort of...   s o m e t h i n '   else, "     He starts with the slightest of a crooked smile,  CAUTIOUS  as  a l w a y s .    “ I mean,   L O O K ,  I'm not gonna just— sit here and  PRETEND  I necessarily   a g r e e   with  how  or  WHY  he does  HALF  the shit he does, "     James disclaimed SHARPLY,  peering  over his shoulder as if to look around for his other half—his little sister Eli—practically double- and triple-checking behind him to see if they could somehow be in earshot. 

He's seen the HURT and the HEARTBREAK in their eyes every time he hung up after a call with Thomas, the PAIN written across their expression when he always spoke SO highly of him. He'd seen how desperately Eli ACHED to hear from him, to see him again. He saw it in the way they attempted to sneak around when they thought James was PASSED OUT, stealing his phone at night to frantically click through and see if ANY of his contacts were labelled at all. Eli tried their very best to figure out what numbers could possibly be Dad's to attempt to call whenever they got the chance just to try to hear his voice again, but Thomas simply DIDN’T want to be found. James had pissed him off enough dragging Eli in.

                          " — The way he's  h a n d l i n g  things with my little sisters,                                                                       and  fuck,  with  MOM...? "   James trails off, looking down, slowly growing more agitated; uncomfortable. The soldier pauses to take a hefty drink of the beer bottle before him. He shook his head. Thomas had COMPLETELY screwed Mom over, and James couldn't help but feel a sharp sting of guilt, the responsibility of feeling like  HE  HIMSELF  was the main reason she was always drowning herself in the bottle when he went to visit her                                  ( whenever he wasn't PARTICULARLY bruised up or bloodied                                                                    and managed to somehow catch a break, somehow ).

He felt like MAYBE he could have, SHOULD HAVE stood up more for her, for the family. Some nights he felt like he was just  enabling  Dad's  SHITTY  BEHAVIORS  and hurting the family more, that  HE  was to blame for Mom, for Rosa, but James was really just doing the very best that he could to keep any semblance of SANITY  l e f t  in the Hauley line, to save face between ALL OF THEM; keep them from vehemently HATING each other, if it couldn't be said that they did already.

" Dad just,  uh... he really does do what he CAN,"  He continues in Thomas’s defense. "I really believe that.  He, uh, he makes the RIGHT choices, NOT the easy ones. Always has. Always did what he had to, even when it sucked.                  “ You know, he was actually the reason I ENLISTED in the Army in the first place; why I signed up for for THIS kind of life.” He makes a sweeping gesture with the bottle before taking another drink. “ He's always talking about DOING WHAT IT TAKES to protect those around us, about doing the honorable thing. The RIGHT thing, even if it sometimes feels... wrong.   I’ve just—   I always looked up to him a lot for that,  e s p e c i a l l y  growing up. “ M a n ,  I remember the day I realized how GREAT he was in what he did. I dunno how old I was, but we were at some ceremony the department held to thank their officers for something, and he, uh, he got up there to get his award on stage, and the mayor shook his hand. Everyone there in the big city, they all CHEERED for him up there, talked about the SACRIFICES he had made for us.

“And I um, REMEMBER, I was just a little kid, thinkin’  " WOW, ”  you know?  “ That's  M Y  DAD up there. "

“ He  MIGHT  have lost sight of  s o m e   t h i n g s ,  of what  F A M I L Y ‘ S  really supposed to mean to us, but  he's—    he’s a  GOOD  guy...

“I'm NOT EXACTLY SURE I share the same convictions ABOUT GOD as he does, FATE and all that, but, you know,                                                        he... he does TRY to do his best                                                        —  and that's, uh,  A L L  we can really ask of him,                                                                                                                           ...  r i g h t ? "

           ( James just HONESTLY can’t tell who he’s trying to convince anymore... )

  “ —  He uh, made me the man I am today. The SOLDIER that I am.                                                                                                 And I’m GRATEFUL for that. ”