I think she would analyse the dnf sextape
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LotR X Miraculous
Honestly can't believe no-one's done a crossover AU for this yet - but here I am. So, without further ado, we have my official cross-over list ready for you guys.
Starring... Legolas at Cat Noir. And Aragorn as Ladybug. Or, whatever the genderbend version was... I think Beetle?
But yes, those are clearly our two co-stars. Legolas lives up to spoiled rich kid with a heart of gold vibes, and I would love to see Elrond's family running a bakery. They seem like they'd do that.
Also, we have Tauriel as Nino. She'd be a good Nino. And then, off the top of my head, I think we can get away with Arwen as Alya, or maybe Boromir as an Alya-esque character.
The hobbits are classmates, and so are Boromir & Faramir and Gimli. Not sure who I'd cast as Chloe & Sabrina. Honestly, tempted to cast Boromir as Chloe, and Sabrina as Faramir. Don't know why, it'd be funny.
That of course means our great king Thranduil can be Hawkmoth. I can see the vibes. We could maybe get Bard in as Natalie? Wouldn't be against that either.
So, who else did I miss? Who else do I need to cast. And can someone write an AU of this. Calling fanfic writers
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I would watch someone colour matching pets so I REALLY knew what colour my cappuccino froth chihuahua was.
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do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like "I guess I'll watch that show" can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life
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jfc i just saw a "morally grey girlboss" poll and mabel pines was one of the contenders. she's not morally grey she's not a girlboss she's 12 and never makes a single moral decision that's worse than "you have stuff going on but i'm focused on my own problems" what are you fucking talking about
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I feel like I finally have a complete set now.
I love me some bubbly/broody combos!
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you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.
grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.
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