Based on these shitty mobile game ads I keep getting: You see both Alastor and Vox sitting in shitty cardboard boxes next to a fire hydrant on the street, it's raining really badly and they're shaking. You have a spare umbrella and a blanket but you can only help one of them. What do you do?
HELP WHAUHGSYUIJUAIKSJIAKOKASOL, open the umbrella and make sure it hits vox then just leave it there and let them fight over it (alastor will probably win somehow anyways). let the blanket soak up in the rain. leave the scene.
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Legs he said.
And legs you delivered!!!!!!
I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU KRÜMEL OH MY GOD 😭😩🫣
Bless you beautiful and evil-but-in-the-loveliest-way soul 🫶🫶🫶
You really delivered legs for DAYS here and I am so not complaining omg
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sketches of marble hornets i did while on a train (don’t pay attention to the person on the second picture, she’s my oc (not related to marble hornets at all))
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"do it again" ... what if I cry
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Could you make a gender relating to (reclaiming) outdated terms/slang/slurs for gay men? Like uranian, homophile, bent, sodomite, invert, temperamental, pansy, nancyboy, poofter, just to give you more of an idea.
queued!
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extremely sorry to anyone wondering about my thoughts on representative kim dokja i also do not know. i am not smart enough for that whole mess
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Watching everyone play the Goldie update except me bc bad internet;
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and finding out that one stim blog isn't going to make any more lisa frank manga edits just
this really is going to be the last real year of my life isnt it
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Jasper hums the Inkantation whenever he's stressed or even just when he's bored, he knows the beat by heart
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My take on unicorns! I'd really love to make a mythical creature field guide someday, since the Spiderwick Field Guide is what inspired me to start drawing in the first place 🥰
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