#i'll tell you what

[italoniponic]

I just remembered this Savanaclaw manga spoiler and even if its in a future issue, I can't wait for this scene... or Jack's scenes in general

"Morning! Uh. With due respect... babe, wake up. We have to accidentally cause a second overblot!"

[shitpostempire]

[samijey]

Let me act unwise for a little bit about the tragedy of Jey Uso at this point in the storyline:

This is not a “I will beat you up to the point of ending you” even though I promised Roman I would finish the Sami Zayn problem for good so he would expect us to beat you up so badly you’d never come close to the Bloodline ever again;

This is a “why won’t you quit” because I want this match to be over so I don’t have to feel torn anymore;

This isn’t a "you should have never joined the Bloodline" even though I didn’t trust you for months and kept twisting myself into knots to interpret everything you did as betrayal or weakness;

It's a "you should never have left the Bloodline" because you saw the good in me the whole time and never gave up on me even while I saw enemies around every corner after being beaten and manipulated into valuing power and status above friendship and respect yet your decision to leave is forcing me to hurt you to protect my family, even though I grew to love you as if you were part of it too and having us end up here is better than for it to have never happened at all; The more Sami refuses to stand down, the more Jey feels obligated to hurt him and the more he hurts the person who in Jey’s own words “saw the good in him” at a time where Jey likely didn’t see it himself as he’d been playing the role of Roman’s henchman for so long - a role he fought against until he literally couldn’t anymore.

Jey is still not ready to face the fact that Roman is the real enemy in this situation (although his reactions to Sami’s recent accusations make it abundantly clear that he knows) and the one who has put Jey in the position that he's in - he's protecting his family FROM his family and the day he finally comes to terms with how wrong that situation is and decides to act on it... it’s over for Roman and the tale of main event Jey Uso will hopefully come full circle. Roman vs Jey 3 has to happen and when it does Jey should have his family backing him up... Jimmy, Solo AND Sami.

[tattoed-and-toothless]

I wish this photo was talked about more bc gah dayum i am not okay

[funky-vg-beats]

you’re gonna need a bigger ukulele risk of rain 2 ost

[winepresswrath]

"You know what I did last night after you left us and went away just because you were oh, so in love with Rowan! Oh, so very in love with La Doctor Dolorosa. Well, guess what! I read your books, your maudlin mawkish melancholy Vampire Chronicles, and I can see why your fledglings despise you! You treated Claudia like a doll just 'cause she had the body of a child! And what was that all about, making a child a vampire in the first place?-" "Stop it, how dare you!" "And your own mother, you give her the Dark Gift, and then you try to stop her from cutting her long hair or wearing men's clothes, and this in the eighteenth century, when women have to go around looking like wedding cakes, you're an autocratic monster!" "You insult me, you abuse me! If you don't stop-." "And I know why you're so fired up over Rowan, she's the first adult female other than your own mother who's ever caught your attention for more than five minutes, and Hello! Lestat Discovers The Opposite Sex! Yeah, females do come in grown-up sizes! And I happen to be one of them, and this is not the Garden of Eden, and I am not taking off this dress!"

this book has so many flaws but please don't doubt that it's funny. lestat faces the perils of writing down and publishing every three a.m. thought that ever entered his head for a broad audience that includes his future acquaintances.

[notyetfixed-a]

one of my friends said my page looks professional.

IM A PROFESSIONAL DUMBASS I SWEAR TO GOD LIKE AKFKLAJSDHFLDS

[ariesbilly]

people on this website will be like “this is a SAFE space! DNI if you are CONSERVATIVE!” and the proceed to list a million things they wont interact with that is just like... absolute puritan behavior

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

this movie could be quite good and thought-provoking...or it could be very, very bad and ridiculously excessive. i guess we’ll see!

[risu5waffles]

The funny thing is, the really nice looking, kinda classy sets i made for previous year's New Years messages were an absolute piece of piss compared to the "kinda looks like dogshit, but on purpose" one i got it in my head to do this year.

i'm fairly sure i never had need to ask myself, "these fucking rabbits keep breaking off the pistons. Why are they fucking breaking off the goddamned pistons?" i think i know the answer, but i've put enough hours into the silly thing already today, and i really don't feel like tinkering wiv it anymore.

Last year's New Year's card is below. You can clearly see it oozes wiv class.

[starblaster]

it did not take me very long to start having star trek dreams since i began watching tng

[sergle]

when ppl’s “body positive/plus size” art just starts and ends with a big ass

[deathbydibs]

Obsessed since 1999 turned 10 today!

[girl-failure]

I am so incredibly desperate for affirmation in my lesbian identity im more than willing to get into a toxic relationship just to feel accepted.

[nerdpoe]

Dani knows her options as a homeless runaway are limited. So, sometimes, she likes to leave it. The entire planet, that is.

She likes exploring space. There's so many alien cultures, and as a ghost she can travel very fast. After all, why would a ghost need to obey the laws of physics or thermodynamics?

Small problem though.

She came across a spaceship full of weird goods. It apparently belonged to some merchants, and she was having a little fun digging through their stuff. She didn't know what half of it was, but it looked cool!

The problem happened when she phased through a really weird, super reinforced crate; and found slaves.

Naturally, she freed them. Since none of them had any real combat training, she led the charge to take over the ship and kick the merchant slavers out.

Things...spitballed.

She accidentally got labeled as a Space Pirate, and is wanted by the Lantern Corp.

So why not live up to it?

While Danny and Dan get their educations and do boring hero and everyday life stuff, Dani become one of the most notorious pirates in space. She targets merchant ships and checks for slaves, and if there are any she forces the merchants out in the emergency exit pods and steals their ship.

It's gotten to the point where in just three years, she has a fleet.

She just wears a helmet so that Vlad or Danny or Dan or the GIW doesn't get any ideas and try to hunt her.

Then she gets word about a huge attack on Earth.

And, well...she's from Earth. She may be a wanted criminal, but she isn't about to forget where she came from!

She routes her fleet behind the enemy and launches a surprise attack. She has her people choose their favorite Earth hero and wear their symbol, so that Earth knows who to shoot at and who's trying to help.

Because of the magic users she knows the Justice League has, she can't go ghost around the magicky ones or they'll mess up her groove.

She grabs the heroes, escorts them to the Watchtower, gets in a fight, and is forced to remove her helmet.

The heroes manage to finally activate Earth's defense system.

Meanwhile, Dani finds herself face to face with a Green Lantern, who did have his ring aimed at her, but it's starting to dip to the floor.

"...You can't be older than fifteen. You're a kid?"

"You're...one of Bruce's kids?" Superman asks, voice strained.

Dani decides she doesn't want to deal with this.

Dani drops a smoke bomb/flashbang and books it; she has a ship to get back to.

[kay-427]

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