#i'm a beeyotch and i know it

[tawaifeddiediaz]

@ the anons in my inbox, im not going to reply to each of your incomprehensible, frankly stupid as frick messages individually, so here:

my post did not indicate that i thought eddiemarisol or bucknatalia would be endgame or that i even shipped them - it was a meta based on how these new relationships are different from the old ones from s4, which was the original ask that y’all clearly didn’t read.

we know that they’re not meant to last, but that wasn’t the point of all this. neither was the development cause the only two people we have any cause to be concerned with is how buck and eddie are reacting, and what role being with natalia and marisol will play in their stories - as is the case with any minor character.

you not being able to comprehend that someone can think critically about a situation is not my problem. you not being able to comprehend that someone can ship buddie but still understand the importance of these new relationships is not my problem. you taking everything as a personal attack against your belief/interpretation/ship is also not my problem. you not understanding what a slow burn means is not my problem. 

and above all, y’all not being able to see past your noses at the broader picture is also...you guessed it! not my problem!!

the way i see it, if you can’t come off anon and speak your truth, im not sure you have any business with it in the first place :)) 

[book-girl4evaaa]

╰┈➤ ❝STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE ❞ ˚ ☽˚ ｡⋆.

(Aka my 250 follower event!)

Gjdgdgkkddykh 250 people like me? This is wild! I love you all so much, you guys are awesome and you are like my best friends, thank you so so much <3

Here's my intro for the newbies

Anyways onto the event!

Hey new kid, greetings and salutations! Welcome to Westerberg High: the only high school on the planet that might literally have you dead before the second semester. The school where teen angst bs usually has a bodycount.

Yeah, this place is... A lot. Parties, hallway fights, lots of gossip and a little murder. I guess everyone here is a little damaged.

But, worry not, newbie, I've summoned my best friends and/or worst enemies (same difference!) to help you around this little thunderdome of a school.

Good luck! You'll probably need it...

Rules: 1 request per ask (although send as many asks as you want), and if an option has a "☽˚｡⋆." next to it, it's mutuals only! Also I'm quite slow at answering, sorry!

(Also the quotes are from memory so they might be a bit off lol)

╰┈➤ Veronica Sawyer

But I know, I know, I know / life can be beautiful / I pray, I pray, I pray / for a better way

Veronica knows a lot about this school, from whatever your angle

I'll give you some advice: you can give me a specific thing, or I'll just do something general stuff

╰┈➤ Heather Chandler ˚ ☽˚ ｡⋆.

I'd normally slap your face off / And everyone here could watch / But I'm feeling nice / Here's some advice / Listen up beeyotch

Heather Chandler has the whole school in the palm of her hand, and dresses like it

I'll pick you an outfit from Pinterest!

╰┈➤ Heather Duke

It's my turn / It's my prize / I spit lightning / Crack, boom!

Heather Duke is dangerously confident when given the chance

I'll give you a pep talk, either general or about something specific, and give you an inspirational quote

╰┈➤ Heather McNamara ˚ ☽˚ ｡⋆.

And I'm like, "damnit, I'm on the stupid bus again because all my rides to school are dead!"

Heather McNamara is a sweetheart, and can overshare

Ask me any question and I will answer

╰┈➤ Jason Dean ˚ ☽˚ ｡⋆.

We can start and finish wars / we're what killed the dinosaurs / we're the asteroid that's overdue

Jason Dean likes murder and poetry

I'll write you a poem (please give me a topic)

╰┈➤ Martha Dunnstock

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending

Martha loves stories, and has a huge heart

I'll give you an extract of one of my many wips :)

╰┈➤ Ram and Kurt ˚ ☽˚ ｡⋆.

"Did you actually just speak to me?" "My buddy Kurt just asked you a question." *Grunts of respect*

Kurt and Ram are inseparable

I'll assign you a book or character (please specify which you want)

Well pick wisely, new kid, if you want to make it through the year. But I hope things work out for you. If you need a hand anytime, call me; maybe we could grab a slushie.

Oh and by the way, me and the group are going for a movie night tonight, watching the princess bride. Stop by if you want...

And who knows? Maybe, this year, our school could finally be beautiful.

.⋆｡˚☾˚ We can be seventeen

We can learn how to chill

If no one loves me now

One day somebody will ˚ ☽˚ ｡⋆.

[glassbirdfeather]

All of Elden Ring's Banned Words

Let's find out together what tumblr will do to me for dumping ~1300 slurs into a text post. These are all the words listed within 'GR_NGWord.fmg', which is used to censor any offensive names input by players.

This list was implemented in the laziest way possible, and just replaces any part of a name which contains a banned word with asterisks, with no consideration for context.

This means that my in game name shows up as "Gl***Bird".

Dark Souls 3 famously used the same system, resulting in the word "knight" being censored as "k***ht". I doubt that this part of the game code has been much altered since then.

Some of these are hilarious, which is why I'm making this post. Some are less so. While I would hope anyone looking under the cut would be smart enough to understand this, I know I need to spell it out for some people: There are offensive words in this post.

Come, allow Elden Ring to teach you new slurs. And old ones, too, you slattern, you.

69, 666, 1cup, 2girls, 2girls1cup, 5h1t,

a$$, abortion, ahole, aids, alabama hot pocket , anal, anal sex, analsex, angrydragon, angrydragons, angrypenguin, angrypenguins, angrypirate, angrypirates, anus, apeshit, arsehole, artard, askhole, ass, ass 2 ass, ass hole, ass kisser, ass licker, ass lover, ass man, ass master, ass pirate, ass rapage, ass rape, ass raper, ass to ass, ass wipe, assbag, assbandit, assbanger, assberger, assburger, assclown, asscock, asses, assface, assfuck, assfucker, assfukker, asshat, asshead, asshole, asshopper, assjacker, asslicker, assmunch, asswhole, asswipe, aunt flo,

b000bs, b00bs, b17ch, b1tch, baby yoghurt , baby yogurt , ball sack , ballbag, ballsack, ballsack , bampot, bang, bastard, basterd, bastich, beaner, beastiality, beat off, beaver, beavers, beeyotch, betch, beyotch, bfe, bi sexual, bi sexuals, biatch, bigmuffpi, biotch, bisexual, bi-sexual, bisexuality, bisexuals, bi-sexuals, bitch, bitched, bitches, bitchin, bitching, bizatch, blackie, blackies, bloody hell, blow job, blow wad, blowjob, blumpkin , boff, boffing, boffs, bollick, bollock, bondage, boner, boners, bong, boob, boobies, boobs, booger sugar , booty, boy2boy, boy4boy, boyforboy, boyonboy, boys2boys, boys4boys, boysforboys, boysonboys, boytoboy, brothel, brothels, brotherfucker, buceta, bugger, bugger , buggered, buggery, bukake, bullshit, bumblefuck, bumfuck, bung, bunghole, bush, bushpig, but plug, butplug, butsecks, butsekks, butseks, butsex, butt, buttfuck, buttfucka, buttfucker, butthole, buttmuch, buttmunch, butt-pirate, buttplug, buttsecks, buttsekks, buttseks, buttsex, buttweed,

c0ck, c0cksucker, cabron, camel toe, camel toes, cameltoe, canabis, cannabis, carpet muncher, castrate, castrates, castration, cawk, chank, cheesedick, chick2chick, chick4chick, chickforchick, chickonchick, chicks2chicks, chicks4chicks, chicksforchicks, chicksonchicks, chickstochicks, chicktochick, chinc, chink, chinks, choad, choads, chode, circlejerk, circlejerks, cl1t, cleavelandsteemer, cleveland steamer , clevelandsteamer, clevelandsteemer, clit, clitoris, clitoris , clits, clusterfuck, coca , cocaine , cock, cock block, cock suck, cock , cockblock, cockface, cockfucker, cockfucklutated, cockhead, cockmaster, cockmunch, cockmuncher, cockpenis, cockring, cocks, cocksuck, cocksucker, cocksuka, cocksukka, cok, coke , cokmuncher, coksucka, comestain, condom, condoms, coochie, coon, coons, cooter, copulated, copulates, copulating, copulation, corn, corn_hole, cornhole, cornholes, cr4p, crack , crap, crapping, craps, cream, creampie, crotch, crotches, cum, cumming, cums, cumshot, cumstain, cumtart, cunnilingus, cunt, cuntbag, cunthole, cuntilingis, cuntilingus, cunts, cuntulingis, cuntulingus,

d1ck, dabitch, dago, dago , dammit, damn, damned, darkie, darkies, darky, deepthroat, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation, deggo, dego , diaf, diarea, diarhea, diarrhea, dick, dick , dickhead, dickhole, dickring, dicks, dicksucker, dicksuckers, dicksucking, dicksucks, dickwad, dickweed, dickwod, dik, dike, dikes, dildo, dildoe, dildoes, dildos, dilligaf, dingleberry, dipshit, dirty sanchez , dlck, doggin, doggystyle, dogshit, dominatrix, donkey, donkey punch , donkeyribber, dook, doosh, douche, douchebag, douchebags, douchejob, douchejobs, douches, douchewaffle, drugs , duche, dumass, dumb fuck, dumbass, dumbfuc, dumbfuck, dumbshit, dumdfuk, dumfuck, dumshit, dyke, dykes,

ead, eat me, ejaculat, ejaculate, ejaculated, ejaculates, ejaculation, ejakulat, ejakulate, enema, enemas, enima, enimas, epeen, e-peen, epenis, e-penis, erect, erection, erekshun, erotic, eroticism,

f*k, f0x0r, f0xx0r, fack, facker, facking, fag, fagbag, faggit, faggitt, faggot, faggots, faghag, fags, fagtard, fannyflaps, fannyfucker, fart, farting, farts, fatass, fck, fcker, fckers, fcking, fcks, fcuk, fcuker, fcuking, feck, fecker, felch, felched, felcher, felches, felching, fellate, fellatio, feltch, feltched, feltcher, feltches, feltching, fetish, fetishes, finger, fingering, fisting, flog, flogging, flogs, fook, fooker, fool, foreskin, forked, fornicate, fornicates, fornicating, fornication, frigging, frottage, fubar, fuck, fucka, fuckas, fuckass, fucked, fuckedup, fucker, fuckers, fuckface, fuckfaces, fuckhead, fuckhole, fuckhouse, fuckin, fucking, fuckingshitmotherfucker, fucknugget, fucks, fucktard, fuckwad, fuckwhit, fuckwit, fuckyou, fucndork, fudgepacker, fudgepacking, fugly, fuk, fuken, fuker, fukker, fukkin, fukwhit, fukwit, fuq, fuqed, fuqing, fuqs, fux, fux0r, fuxx0r,

gang bang, gangbang, gangbanger, gangbangers, gangbanging, gangbangs, ganja, gay, gaydar, gays, gaytard, gaywad, genital, genitalia, genitals, gerbiling, ghey, gino , ginzo , girl2girl, girl4girl, girlforgirl, girlongirl, girls2girls, girls4girls, girlsforgirls, girlsongirls, girlstogirls, girltogirl, gloryhole, goatse, goatse.cx, gobshit, gobshite, gobtheknob, goddam, goddammit, goddamn, goddamned, goddamnit, gooch, gooch , gook, gooks, goomba , greaseball , greaser , groe, gspot, g-spot, gtfo, guanoball, gubb, guido , guinea, gummer, guppy, guy2guy, guy4guy, guyforguy, guyonguy, guys2guys, guys4guys, guysforguys, guysonguys, guystoguys, guytoguy, gyfs,

hair pie, hairpie, hairpies, hairy bush, handjob, harbl, hard on, hardon, hardons, head , hell, hentai, heroin, herpes, herps, hick, hitler, hiv, ho, hoare, hoe, hoebag, hoer, hoes, hole, homo, homos, homosexual, homosexuality, homosexuals, honkee, honkey, honkie, honkies, honky, hoochie, hooker, hookers, hore, horney, hornie, horny, horseshit, hosebeast, hot carl , hot karl , hotcarl, hotkarl, hummer, hump, humping, humps, hymen,

i like ass, i love ass, i love tit, i love tits, iluvsnatch, incest, ip freely, itard,

jack off, jackass, jackingoff, jackoff, jap, japs, jerk off, jerkoff, jesusfreak, jew, jewbag, jewboy, jiga, jigaboo, jigga, jiggaboo, jis, jism, jiz, jizm, jizz, junglebunny, jysm,

kawk, khunt, kike, kikes, kinky, kkk, klit, knob, knobjocky, knobjokey, knockers, kooch, koolie, koolielicker, koolies, kootch, kukluxklan, kunt, kyke,

l3itch, labia, lapdance, lelo, lemonparty, lesbian, lesbians, lesbifriends, lesbi-friends, lesbo, lesbos, leyed, lez, lezzie, lichercunt, lick ass, lick myass, lick tit, lickbeaver, lickcarpet, lickdick, lickherass, lickherpie, lickmy ass, lickpussy, like ass, like tit, limpdick, lingerie, llello, llello , llelo, lleyed, loltard, love ass, love juice, love tit, lovehole, lsd, lucifer, lumpkin,

m0f0, m0fo, m45terbate, ma5terb8, ma5terbate, mack, mammaries, man2man, man4man, mandingo, manforman, mangina, manonman, mantoman, marijuana, masochism, masochist, masterb8, masterbat3, masterbate, masterbates, masterbating, masterbation, masterbations, masturbate, masturbates, masturbating, masturbation, meatcurtain, men2men, men4men, menformen, menonmen, mentomen, milf, minge, mistress, mof0, mofo, morons, motha, motherfuck, motherfucka, motherfuckas, motherfucked, motherfucker, motherfuckers, motherfucking, motherfuckka, muff, muff diver, muffdiver, muffdiving, munch, mung, mutha, muther, muzza, my ass,

n.a.m.b.l.a., n1gga, n1gger, naked, nambla, nards, nazi, nazies, nazis, necrophile, necrophiles, necrophilia, necrophiliac, negro, neonazi, neo-nazi, nice ass, nig, nigg3r, nigg4h, nigga, nigga , niggah, niggas, niggaz, nigger, nigger , niggers, nigglet, niglet, nippies, nipple, nips, nobhead, nobjockey, nobjocky, nobjokey, nookey, nookie, nose candy , noshit, nude, nudes, nudity, numbnuts, nut bag, nut lick, nut lover, nut sack, nut suck, nutnyamouth, nutnyomouth, nuts, nuts , nutsack, nutsack , nutstains, nympho, nymphomania, nymphomaniac, nymphomaniacs, nymphos,

oral, orgasm, orgasmic, orgasms, orgi, orgiastic, orgies, orgy,

paedophile, panooch, panties, panty, patootie, pecker, peckerhead, peckers, pedophile, pedophiles, pedophilia, peepshow, peepshows, pen15, penii, penis, penises, penisfucker, perve, perversion, pervert, perverted, perverts, phat, phile, philes, philia, phuck, phucker, phuckers, phucking, phucks, phuk, phuker, phukers, phuking, phuks, phuq, phuqer, phuqers, phuqing, phuqs, pie, pigfucker, pimpis, pink sock, piss, pissant, pissed, pisser, pisses, pissfart, pissflaps, pissing, pocket, poon, poon eater, poon tang, poonani, poonanny, poonany, poonj, poonjab, poonjabie, poonjaby, poontang, poop, poopchute, poot, porchmonkey, porking, porks, porn, porno, prick, pricks, prostitot, pube, pubes, pubes , pubic, pud, pudd, puds, punani, punanni, punanny, punta, puntang, pusse, pussi, pussies, pussy, puta, puto,

qeef, qfmft, qq more, quafe, quap, quatch, queef, queefe, queefed, queefing, queer, queerbait, queermo, queers, queev, quefe, queif, quief, quif, quiff, quim, quim nuts, qweef,

racial, racism, racist, racists, rape, raped, raper, raping, rapist, redtide, reefer, renob, retard, ricockulous, rim job, rimjaw, rimjob, rimjobs, rimming, roofie, rtard, rtfm, rubbers, rump, rumpranger, rumprider, rumps, rusty trombone , rustytrombone,

sac, sack , sadism, sadist, sadomasochism, sand nigger, sandnigga, sandniggas, sandnigger, sandniggers, sapphic, sappho, sapphos, satan, scatological, scheiss, scheisse, schlong, schlonging, schlongs, schtup, schtupp, schtupping, schtups, screw, screw me, screw this, screw you, screwed, screwer, screwing, screws, screwyou, scroat, scrog, scrote, scrotum, secks, sekks, seks, semen, sex, sex , sexed, sexking, sexkitten, sexmachine, sexqueen, sexual, sexuality, sexy, sexybitch, sexybitches, sht, sh1t, shag, shagger, shaggin, shagging, shart, shemale, shit, shitdick, shite, shited, shitey, shitface, shitfaced, shitfuck, shithead, shitlist, shits, shitt, shitted, shitter, shittiest, shitting, shitts, shitty, shiznits, shotacon, shotakon, shyte, sickass, sixtynine, sixty-nine, sixtynining, skank, skeet, sketell, skrew, skrewing, skrews, slant eye, slanteyes, slattern, slave, slaves, slopehead, slopeheads, slut, slutbag, slutpuppy, sluts, slutty, slutwhore, smegma, smut, snatch, snatches, snort, snowball , snowballing , soddom, sodom, sodomist, sodomists, sodomize, sodomized, sodomizing, sodomy, sonnofabitch, sonnovabitch, sonnuvabitch, sonofabitch, spank, spanked, spanking, spanks, spearchucker, spearchuckers, sperm, spermicidal, spermjuice, sphincter, spic, spic , spick, spicks, spics, spik, spiks, spooge, stank ho, stankpuss, steamer, stfu, stiffie, stiffy, stud, studs, submissives, suck, suck ass, sucks ass, swinger, swingers,

t1tt1e5, t1tties, taint , take a dump, takeadump, tar baby, tarbaby, tard, tea bag , teabag , teabaggin, teabagging, tease, teen2teen, teen4teen, teenforteen, teenonteen, teens2teens, teens4teens, teensforteens, teensonteens, teenstoteens, teentoteen, teets, teez, testes, testes , testical, testicals, testicle, testicle , testicles, testicles , threesome, thundercunt, tiddie, tiddy, tit, titandass, titbabe, titball, titfuck, tits, titsandass, titt, tittie, tittie5, tittiefucker, titties, titts, titty, tittyfuck, tittywank, titwank, toke, toss salad, tramp, tramps, tranny, transexual, transexuals, transvestite, transvestites, tubgirl, tubgirl.com, turd, tw4t, twat, twathead, twatlips, twats, twatty, twunt, twunter,

ufia, umfriend, underwear, up yours, upyours, upyourz, urinate, urinated, urinates, urinating, urination, urine,

vag, vagina, vagina , vaginal, vaginas, vaginer, vagitarian, vagoo, vagy, vajayjay, va-j-j, viagra, vibrator, virgin, virginity, virgins, voyeur, voyeurism, voyeurs, vulva,

w00se, wackedoff, wackoff, wad blower, wad lover, wad sucker, wadblower, wadlover, wadsucker, wang, wank, wanker, wanky, weed , wetback, wetbacks, wetdream, wetdreams, whackedoff, whackoff, whigger, whip, whipped, whipping, whips, white girl, whiz, whoe, whore, whored, whorehouse, whores, whoring, wigger, willies, wog, wogged, woggy, wogs, woman2woman, woman4woman, womanforwoman, womanonwoman, womantowoman, women2women, women4women, womenforwomen, womenonwomen, womentowomen, wop, wops ,

xx, xxx,

yank, yayo, yeat, yeet, yeyo, yeyo , yiff, yiffy, yola, yols, yoni, youaregay, you're gay, yourgay,

zipperhead, zipperheads, zorch, zukiner

(No, the following is not a mistake, there are several items in this list which were repeated at the bottom.)

women2women, women4women, womenforwomen, womenonwomen, womentowomen, wop, xx, xxx, yank, yayo, yeat, yeet, yeyo, yiff, yiffy, yola, yols, yoni, youaregay, you're gay, yourgay, zipperhead, zipperheads, zorch, alabama hot pocket , baby yoghurt , baby yogurt , ball sack , ballsack , blumpkin , booger sugar , cleveland steamer , coca , cocaine , cock , coke , crack , dago , dego , dick , dirty sanchez , donkey punch , drugs , gino , ginzo , gooch , goomba , greaseball , greaser , guanoball, guido , guinea, head , hot carl , hot karl , jew, llello , llelo, nigga , nigger , nose candy , nuts , nutsack , pink sock, pubes , rusty trombone , sac, sack , sex , snort, snowball , snowballing , spic , taint , tea bag , teabag , testes , testicle , testicles , vagina , weed , white girl, wops , yeyo , zukiner, fool, morons, tease

[rainbowglittr]

Senior Year: Chapter 2

Chapter 2

"How many times do you think she's going to flip her weave?" I asked Kiara. We were walking to class "with" Tyler and the she-devil. They were ahead of us in their own little world of weave flipping and exaggerated facial expressions.

"Maybe 50 most likely 30 if we're lucky." We both rolled our eyes.

"How long have you liked Tyler?" Kiara asked.

"Hahaha cute. Since......never!" I laughed. " What would make you think that?"

"Um, the way you look at him like he's the last piece of cheesecake in the world. The way you look at Mariah like she's the one who took the last piece of cheesecake."

"I do not! That's not jealousy! That's pure hatred! You need to get your eyes checked." I scoffed.

"Don't you dare lie! I know you do! You hate Mariah 98% because she's a terrible person, and 2% because she's with Tyler and you wish it was you!"

"Um, not true. What is true is that I do like Tyler as a FRIEND, a BROTHER! I don't like that she's with him because he deserves better. Isn't that obvious?"

"That you like him, yes.To people that know you, yes. To people who don't know you, yes."

"I dont know what you're talking about but I do have a class to go to."

"Don't pretend like you don't know. You know you like him."

"I DO NOT LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!" I shouted. A couple people turned around, luckily Tyler and Mariah were still in their own world.

"See what you do?"

"No. You're in denial, you're in denial!"

"Nope!!!!!"

"Whatever."

"Whatever."

"I'm not even giving up until you admit it."

"Guess you'll spend the rest of your life doing this, then. As much as I'd like to further debate the matter I have a class good day now!" I said running into the class just as the bell rang.

"YOU'LL ADMIT IT EVENTUALLY!!!!"

"NOPE!!!" I yelled back. I made my way to my seat. And unfortunately looked up just in time to watch as Tyler and Mariah kiss. Yuck. He walked in and sat down next to me.

"Hey budddddyyyyy." He said.

"Hi."

"Wow please contain your enthusiasm, it's getting to be too much!"

"I'm in math class, I have no enthusiasm."

"Well then, Ms. RayOfSunshine!"

"I feel like you want something from me....."

"Indeed I do. I'm in some serious shit."

"Aren't you always?"

"That's beside the point. Anyway, Mariah is expecting an amazing date tonight and I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do." He said. I had to fight the urge to roll my eyes. I REALLY can't stand her.

"Give her an amazing date? I don't know what you want from me."

"Please please help meeeeee. She will kill me if it's not perfect! Come on you're a female, she's a female. You have to have some type of idea." He gave me his stupidly cute hopeful grin.

"Fine, what does she like? What did you do for your last date and did she like it?" I said sighing.

"We went shopping and she loved it and she likes shopping." Again I tried not to roll my eyes, of course she liked shopping, of course.

"Well where did you-"

"Attention Class! Take out your worksheets from last night we are going to go over them right now, please." Said our teacher Ms. Rosenstein. I went to go pull out my homework that I probably did completely wrong and when I looked up at my desk Tyler had passed me a note.

"Really Ty? Really? How desperate are you?"

"VERY!"

I rolled my eyes and scribbled on the paper.

where did you take her last time?

Some mall she wanted to go to. she mentioned some other mall today shore hills or something.

I read it then started to think. He's an idiot it's Short Hills Mall and super expensive.

How much money do you have? I wrote and passed it back.

I don't know enough I hope like 150. I Can borrow some from my brother

Borrow some from your brother take her to SHORT HILLS MALL then take her to one of their "casual restaurants" then BOOM you got a date. P.s.it's Hella expensive!!!!!!! :-)

I wrote and passed it back. Then turned my attention back to math. We we're doing some crazy x over y divide by the radical ridiculousness. Tyler tapped me

"Thank you I love you so much!" He whispered with his hand on my shoulder."

"I know you do. I am me afterall."

"Seriously thanks you're a lifesaver! You're amazing."

I smiled and said "You're not too bad yourself, Ty."

We went back to x over y divide by the radical crap.

_//////////////////////-

Thirty minutes later as soon as the bell rang guess who I saw? If you guessed phony and annoying weave flipper then you guessed right.

"Oh sweetie there you arrrrreeeee!" Her annoying PHONY high pitched voice screeched. I didn't even try to stop my eyes from rolling, I swear her voice make me want to stab my ears out.

"Hey baby. You're looking hot today." More like basic I thought. She really wasn't that cute. She was a couple inches shorter than Tyler who is 6'0. She had very light mocha brown skin. And her weave was dark brown at the roots and slowly turned blonde. I won't lie she was pretty but there wasn't much to her other than that.

"Oh thanks baby. How's my hair?"

"Great."

"Just great? I thought it was at least gorgeous."

"I hate to interrupt the love fest going on here but are we going to lunch or?" I said.

"Oh Jaleia, there you go again, still here. How about YOU walk away and we'll catch up, yeah?" Said Mariah.

"Yeah, I'm not in kindergarten so no need to talk to me like I am. I'll be at lunch. Bye Tyler. BYE Mariah." I said walking away. She makes sick. Like puke, vomit, and bodily fluids. I started walking to the cafeteria, I stopped at my locker. Once I got there I stood at the front of our table. Mariah and Tyler had already gotten there Mariah was sitting in my seat but I ignored her.

"Sup." Said Tyler who was the first to notice my presence.

"Hey Ty." I said. I cleared my throat and spoke in a loud voice.

"Attention table of mis amigos. My birthday is in one week shortly before the dance. This has been your warning."

"I think we all got the text reminder and other not subtle hints." Said Kiara.

"That means I'm doing my job and you will never forget my birthday!" I replied.

"That's cute that you have to remind your friends to remember your birthday. You'd think that they would care enough to remember, but I guess not." Said Mariah. She fake smiled at me.

I smiled back and said "That's cute that you think that you have friends or that they'd care about your birthday."

She glared at me and I have her my "bring it beeyotch" look. She looked at Tyler with puppy dog eyes and whined "she's being rude to me again, baby."

"I thought they taught people to stop whining in like kindergarten but I guess not." I said to Kiara.

"Jaleia that was so uncalled for, can we just be nice for once?" Said Tyler.

"I was telling the truth, number one. Number two, I didn't start anything. If you can't handle the heat stay out the kitchen." I said.

"Seriously!" Said Tyler.

"Watch it pretty boy" I said.

"So where's Jesse?" asked Robyn.

"He's writing said he got inspired and had to write it down right away." Said Tyler. Jesse was super musically  talented. He played five instruments, sang, wrote songs. He wants to work in the music business one day. I hadn't heard many of his songs but the ones I have heard were pretty deep. He likes to be alone when he writes, he even has special pens and notebooks for songs and he hardly lets anyone see them.

"Can't wait to hear it." Said Kiara. Mariah's face turned bitter for a moment.

"Well it's nice to get a break from people every once and a while" she said. She didn't like him because he was one of the only guys who weren't impressed by her looks. And didn't try to hide it.

"So when do we get our break from you?" Robyn asked.

Mariah laughed and said "You're so funny!"

"That wasn't a joke but okay." Robyn said. I started laughing. Mariah was glaring at me.

The bell rang and we all got up to leave.

"Bye peeps!" I said. We all split in different directions. Except for me and Tyler, we both had the same gym period.

"Can you try to be nicer Mariah she didn't feel like you like her?" He said.

That's because I don't.

"Yeah well I'm trying, sometimes she does not make it easy." I said.

"I know she is kinda over the top but she's really sweet when you get to know her,I promise."

I doubt that Tyler, I really do.

"I'll give her a chance, okay?"I said.

"Thanks."

"Whatever."

//////////////////////////

Later that night before I went to take a nap my phone vibrated.

I Looked at the screen.

Text From TylerBaeRules:

Great idea she loved it. Thanx :-)

Something panged in my chest as I read those words. I was glad it went well, I really was. I just wished that Tyler realized how terrible she really is and that he would be with someone else better. I don't know why she bugs me so much but she does. Everyone thinks it's because I'm in love with Tyler but that's not true at all. I've managed to get along with all of his past girlfriends. Sure I might be a little disappointed that Mariah takes up most of his time so we don't have time to hang out like we used to but its not because I'm in love with him. Its because he's my best friend and I kinda miss spending time with him. I sighed and flopped on my bed.

Text To TylerBaeRules:

no prob. Anytime, glad you had a great time! :-)

Text From TylerBaeRules:

G2g at her house ;-)

Text To TylerBaeRules:

Eww.....bye!

Text From TylerBaeRules:

Prude! Don't be mad......

Text To TylerBaeRules:

YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!! :-[

He didnt respond. Two seconds later I got another text.

Text From KiaraBestie:

I know you like him.

Text To: KiaraBestie

What's in the past is in the past.

[amstories]

Newsletter #5: February 2022

It's love month already! Happy Valentines' Day!

Know that whether you are single, in a relationship, or no label at all, you do matter and you deserve to be loved. Kung wala kang ka-date, do yourself a favor and date yourself on February 14.

I'm back for another newsletter! As we finish 576 Hours With You, I'm going to introduce (again) a lot of my old stories. If you have read my Newsletter #4, you already know the titles and story description of my upcoming stories so I won't bother repeating them here again. What I want to tell you here is the story behind my upcoming revised stories.

Brownout (Lights Off!) is a one-shot story based on a true story. Did you know that the person I based Alys on is the same person I based Alyssa from Dear Alyssa on? That's why I made them sisters instead. When I wrote this, I was reading beeyotch's Seducing Drake Palma. That's why I thought Alys was a wonderful name.

Another one-shot story that I had written when I was in high school was OFF LIMITS. This honestly just pop out of my mind. I thought, maganda kapag surname nila ang tawagan nila sa isa't isa. I even used Tiffany from Girls' Generation as a visual to Rodriguez so I used her as the portrayer of my character. Siya kasi bias ko sa SNSD before. Hahaha!

April Fools Day is my one-shot collection about April Fools Day. It was supposedly just a one-shot, but ideas kept on coming. So I decided to continue writing it. If you want to know more about it, I'll be posting a separate newsletter about it on April. Watch out for this!

I'm so ecstatic to finally reintroduce these stories again. Palagi kong iniisip ang mga ito nung 2021 pa lang. Gusto ko na silang ilabas para mabawasan na yung drafts ko sa Wattpad pero hindi pa ako ready n'on.

Now, you can go ahead and save these dates for the republishing of my old stories!

Feb 13: Brownout (Lights Off)

Mar 12: OFF LIMITS

Apr 1: April Fools Day

Muli, nagpapasalamat ako para sa lahat ng nagbabasa. Maraming salamat sa pagmamahal sa mga kwentong ibinabahagi ko sa mundo. May you feel loved today.

nagmamahal, AM

[rust-4-life]

ben: all right everybody, there has been a lot of name calling against our group today. maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you, who claims that prison is better... than... here. and none of us can say "boo" because none of us have ever been to prison. well, there's somebody i'd like you to meet. somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like [puts on bandanna]. i'm prison ben! you know why they call me prison ben?!

juliete: do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?

ben: do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?! [others protest] all right, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's just the way we talk in the clink. been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but i am here to scare you straight. I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! in prison you are somebody's bitch. oh, and you. [points to tom] you, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. don't drop the soap! don't drop the soap!

tom: ben, please. [ben makes kissing noises]

richard: where... did you learn all of this?

ben: internet.

richard: so, not prison.

ben: and prison. eh, fifty-fifty, both. look, prison stinks, is what i'm saying. it's not like you can go home, and, recharge your batteries, and come back in the morning and, be with your friends, having fun in the hydra.

richard: what'd you do, prison benn?

ben: i stole. ... and i robbed. and i kidnapped... the... president's son. and held him for ransom.

richard: that is... quite the rap sheet, prison ben.

ben: and i nevah got caught, neither.

richard: well, you're... in... prison, but, mmhmm.

amelia: prison ben? what was the food like in prison?

ben: gruel. sandwiches. gruel omelettes. nothing but gruel. plus, you can eat your own hair.

danny: wow. prison sounds horrible.

ben: yeah. yeah. well, thank you, danny. thanks.

ms. klugh: prison mike. what's the very very worst thing about prison?

juliete: don't encourage him, bea.

ben: the worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. they... were flying all over the place, and they were scary. and they'd come down, and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!

isabel: demen-dementors like in harry potter?

ben: no, not harry potter. ... there are no movies in prison. this is my point! you guys got it soft, and cushy! this place is freaking awesome! the people are awesome! your boss is nice! everyone seems to get along! people are tolerant! people who... have jumped to conclusions can redeem themselves! nobody is nobody's bitch. i hope that this scared you. and from me, prison ben, to you, i just wanna thank you for listening to me. letting me be a part of your life today. 'cause you got a good life! you got a good life. a good life. [turns around, takes bandanna off] so. what do you think? it doesn't sound so great, does it?

amelia: wow. thank you. um, that must have been hard for you to relive that. both of you.

sawyer: yeah, that... wasn't really... at all my experience. there were certain elements of what you performed i've seen on television. but it didn't remind me of my time in prison.

ben: okay. okay, fine. you guys think prison is so great? all right. Well, here you go. [locks everyone in room]

richard: okay, ben. come on. let us out.

ben: no! if you think is prison is so wonderful, then, enjoy prison! they are such babies. i am going to leave them in there until they can appreciate what it's like to have freedom. and if this doesn't bother them, then i am out of ideas.

[chriscubelo]

Sunday Currently

The Sunday Currently | 01

I’ve been seeing a couple of The Sunday Currently posts from different bloggers all over the internet. It was a link up made by Siddathornton! Well anyway I’ve thought about joining the bandwagon, so here it is, my Sunday Currently vol. 01

CURRENTLY

Reading

I'm not reading actual books right now, I'm more on ebooks/wattpad. As for the moment, I'm currently reading Hanmariam, jonaxx, and Beeyotch works on Wattpad. You should try to read to!!

Writing

I'm trying to write a story on wattpad about depression and anxiety. I hope I could publish it soon because I keep it in private. You know, I'm not proud of my works haha!

Listening

I'm currently inlove with 8D Music! You should try it! But right now, I'm currently listening True Colors but in KOREAN VERSION!! Mygosh! I love Park Hyung-sik and Lee Sung Kyung rendition!

Thinking

Savings!! Literally saving money if I have. Because I spend so much in food!!!!!!!

Smelling

Just think a person who didn't took a bath for 3 days. 😉

Wishing

to have motivation this week!

Hoping

That my problems will be soon solve and done.

Wearing

Just a short shorts and a shirt. Typical house girl.

Loving

The weather I guess because it's not that too hot.

Wanting

To eat pizza and have milktea with me right now.

Needing

A hug from someone and tell me I'll be okay soon.

Feeling

Happy but sad.

Happy Sunday, loves!

[lovekorax]

My love,

Happy 1st quarter to the both of us ♡ I still can't believe that we've already been together for 3 months, tho it really feels like it's not just months but years. Hahaha.

It's still like a dream, but a very very clear one so I should believe that this is real, that you're my man now -- my happy pill, my stress and stress reliever at the same time haha, my present, my future, my love of my life.

I will be forever grateful to God that He led me to you. I am very blessed that I met you. As I've already said before, I wish I'd known you sooner. So we never get to feel those unpleasant feelings that broke our hearts and torn us into million pieces. But I know things happen for a reason, and that is His perfect timing. And I am thankful that you're here now. Thank you for making me whole again.

You seem like a puzzle piece that's making me complete. Thank you for that. Thank you for making my world happily revolving again. Hahaha. I have many things to be thankful for to you. But let me just highlight the very reason I am very thankful to you:

Well, as we all know, we're both a mess and broke when we first met. I did not like myself for that. I've always hated myself and I couldn't love me because that's what I felt back then. No one's ever gonna truly love me. No one will get to accept me because I have a lot of flaws and imperfections that even I could not accept them.

But then, you came. You made me realize that I can love myself. That I can love and accept my flaws and imperfections. That I can still love myself for me to love someone again.

Thank you for bringing the better version out of me.

Thank you for loving me for who I am and for the person I'm gonna be more. Well, I just hope that you'll still love me tho. Hahaha.

Because I'd do the same for you.

Know that I love you for who you are. And when I say that I love you for who you are, it means: I love you at your best and I will love you more at your worst. I will you through sunshine and storms. I love you and will love you in every person you are becoming, the you at the present, the better version of you that you want to become, until we achieve that best version of us.

I may not always be by your side but I'll always be here for you, bibi. I'm here to love you and support you and in every way possible. I want to be part of making your dreams and goals come true. I want to be part of you and your world. Because you already are for me.

I know it's still new to you. This. Us. But please remember, I hope you remember, that now, it's not just you-you and me-me but it's now you and I, us, we.

You're not alone anymore. You have me now. I have you now. We have each other now.

I know we didn't start as friends. That's why it's so hard for you to open up things to me. I'm asking myself sometimes. Really. What am I to you? Just a girlfriend. I always get jealous to others. Hahaha really. My first time opening this up to you. Hihi.

Sometimes I get jealous to others. Because of that. You just treat me as a girlfriend. Just a girlfriend. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just a girlfriend.

I don't know why you don't want to tell things to me. The things that bother you. The things that can't make you sleep. The things that fear you.

I don't want to be just a girlfriend.

Call me selfish and all. But I really don't want to be just your girlfriend.

I also want to become your friend. The one you can say things you want to say. The one who can share your secrets to. The one you can say your dreams and fears and frustrations, or just that one you can say random things to.

I want you to depend on me. Not that depend-depend, but you get what I mean right? I want you to depend on me. I want to be your friend, too. :( not just your girlfriend.

Because, again, I'd do the same for you. I'm doing it now, actually. That's why, I don't why you can't do the same. Hahaha, beeyotch.

Are you afraid that I'd think of you differently once you've treated me like a friend? Ofcourse I'd think of you differently when that happens. Because I will understand you more.

I will learn to know more where you're coming from, the reason why you are that person now, the things that made you the person I love now and will love through the years.

Please know that I'll love you no matter what.

There may have times that I can't show how much I love you, but know that I really do.

I really really love you, Johanne Sebastian Bach Coloma Felix. I love you will all my fats. I'd say heart, but my fats are bigger than my heart. Hahaha. I love you to the moon and sun and all the galaxies and universe and back. Hahaha. I love you 3000.

Looking forward to another quarter with you. And year, and years, and decades, and all. Hahaha.

Wavyu bibiko ♡

So much love,

Pinakacute mong bibingka.

P.S.

Please continue to hold on tight. Cuz we've got more big waves coming, tryna come and get between us. Hahaha more challenges to survivation, nigga Jonel. Hahaha. I hope you'll never let go of my hands, because I won't let go of yours kahit water bender tayo parehas. Hahaha.

Thank you for making me extra happy hihi. I love you. (●>v<●)

[tawaifeddiediaz]

23-26

hi jess!!

a song that makes you feel powerful

chhor denge gives me boss beeyotch woman vibes cause the whole song is the woman taking revenge on a man who wronged her and accha sila diya which is also a revenge , but also first class gives me hype? xD i don't know why my hype songs are like this

how was your day today?

tiring as hell because im running on severe lack of sleep and zero caffeine, but i'm not doing anything today so i'm getting paid to hang out with @oneawkwardcookie lol xD

are there any big or small decisions you have to make?

med school applications!! xD but also im deciding things to do over the summer when i'm finished with all of that. also as of today, i have to decide what to eat in iftar and tomorrow morning's sehri (i.e. dinner and breakfast) xD

if you could be doing anything you like right now, what would you do?

traveling/vacationing. i miss going places without this whole..."you're supposed to be doing something else" guilt xD i might plan something over the summer but vacationing alone is no fun so i'll drag one of my friends with me maybe xD

ask me chill weekend asks