#i'm crying laughing

[northernfireart]

tenrose

[youphoriaot7]

"Hey, Fit—press 'U' and go look at the menu to see what it does."

[hisuianserperior]

Loser Baby but Disney produced it (Hazbin Hotel)

This is the best thing I've seen all day

[lasthumaninwales]

Adding to the long list of FUCKING CURSED ways to pronounce "Käärijä", the Spotify DJ just gave me a whole shpeil about my top artist and how I was in the top 1% of this artists listeners* and ended with, in a broad East Coast US accent:

"This is Carrah-hahge"

-cue Siitä Viis-

*0.05% but that's not even impressive for on here...

[sleepyone2three]

I had a theater teacher who would always say that you must make big choices when making art. Well, using Mother Sea during the Usopp vs Perona fight is the best big choice I've ever seen.

[double-deep-fried-soup]

Why are these so funny?

[hxvemxnd]

@nothinglikegod

Free from what? The Ant farm? WHO BROKE THE ANT FARM.

They stick out their tongue, hands spread wide with their thumbs touching at their temples. Their fingers wiggle, taunting the other in a childish display of true immaturity.

"Your bug traps can't hold us forever Punisher~!"

[msclaritea]

Although some have been proficient since the beginning, and made sure their names are pronounced correctly, like Benedict Cumberbatch, some have not been able to get people to pronounce their names correctly even after being in the business for decades – like Charlize Theron. And some, like Timothée Chalamet, just don’t care what name you call them by.

Here are five celebrity names, including Charlize Theron, that you have probably been pronouncing wrong all this time.

Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron, while being interviewed by Piers Morgan, once revealed how her name should actually be pronounced. Saying her name in Afrikaans, she said that her name is actually pronounced as “Shar-lis Throne.”

Saoirse Ronan

We don’t blame you, Irish names are difficult to pronounce for anyone who is not an Irish themselves. Back in 2017, during her Saturday Night Live opening monologue, Saoirse Ronan taught everyone how to pronounced her name, which is  “Sur-sha.”

Also included in this farce:

Syphilis Murphy

The Swedenborgians, Jake Gyllenhaal (& Maggie Gyllenhaal)

Emily Ratjkowski, whomever that is

Say hello to cult tool, and stenographer, Swagata Das. Shameful.

Has anyone ever seen anything this fucking low class and petty? Only, usually from Fandomwire, is it this bad. A magazine, supposedly started by Reilly Johnson, a young man in a wheelchair. But given we all now know two things: That Stephen Hawking was a pedophile and a creep AND because of the Doctor Who Davros shitstorm, that saying people in wheelchairs cannot be villains.... I name Reilly Johnson of Harrisburg, PA, where the magazine is located, as either being a complete Nazified asshole OR...someone else runs the business, and uses him as cover, to deflect. I think it's past time for the public to know which.

No one who puts out petty shit for traffickers, like Scientology and the criminals connected to Soho House, is of good character. As for the article, as usual, the Hollywood Mob decided to highlight aka promote the talent that they control.

I think I speak for everyone sane, when I say I don't want cultist, Charlize Theron, anywhere NEAR a Doctor Strange film. Scrap it and come up with something new.

I'm glad that Ben won't be there to put butts in the seat for Scientology Tool, Timothee Chalamet, because that is the only way I would ever pay for one of his movies.

NOW I get the big deal with trying to make fetch happen with Saoirse Ronan, for years. She's Irish, and they even tried to get a boost by using David Tennant in one of her films. McAvoy, Knightly AND Cumberbatch were used in another film, for the same reason, weren't they? To try and boost Ronan.

As for Syphilis Murphy....nobody fucking cares or is comfortable around that creepy-looking cheat.

I don't want to see any of these fuckers. I want a decent, good, even GREAT Benedict Cumberbatch film, because HE'S the one with real talent. DO NOT shove mid listers, propped up by mobster billionaires, in my fucking face.

[cecexwrites]

Sonic has footlong coneys on sale today and around my office we are being appropriately adult about it

[javic-piotr-thane]

"Oh my goodness! It's Lady Gaga, everyone! Lady Gaga! Do ask her for an autograph."

Mr. Colchester, trying to distract bystanders as he searches for Ace in Death in Venice

[dalishthunder]

Omfg when your coworker emails you telling you to look at a picture of his "washed hog" (it was actually a pic of his vespa scooter)

[reigningmax]

If you are muslim how do you post h*rny tags

we don't actually live in caves bud

[youphoriaot7]

cellbit: "guys, balls. the light is still hurting my face. let's fucking go."

jaiden: "they're not gonna fix that, you know."

cellbit: "yeah, i know."

[catboy-quackity]

Thay truly are like fish and chips aren't they... *I look at the sunset while a single tear falls out my face*

[jesseoftheorder]

I feel like this says just about all you need to know about me as a person, actually.

[laurelwinchester]

you guys spent weeks trying to figure out what it was that jensen "refused" to do on The Boys, coming up with the most depraved, evil shit, making your little homophobic jokes.......and all along it was just wild sex positions.