just finished the newest protcol episode and Alexander J Newell when I get my hands on you /j
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i’m leaving for seattle on friday for eccc and i literally have not fucking packed or done anything i’m just sitting here vibrating. if i think too much about meeting con and nathan i start crying.
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I curse you with reading comprehension I curse you with reading a whole email and understanding it I curse you with replying appropriately I curse you with reading compression I curse you I curse you I curse you
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need to use this more often - if only to dump words
raptor> I CHALLENGE YOU
kei> what
raptor> I. FUCKING. CHALLENGE. YOU.
kei> ...sure okay
steg> >.> are you sure about this?
raptor> LISTEN. LISTEN. I'M NOT DISPUTING THE FACT THAT HE'S A REALLY GOOD FIGHTER (he's a really good fighter) I'M CHALLENGING HIM BECAUSE HE CHEATED AND GOT CAUGHT AND I'M FIGHTING FOR ZUKA'S HONOR.
steg> >.> k
kei> right. how do you want to go about doing this.
raptor> MINDSPHERE. OBVIOUSLY.
kei> obviously.
raptor> CHIBI MODE.
kei> ...right. okay. mano a mano. no weapons. tko.
raptor> DONE.
*three minutes later*
echo> SUPAAAAA KAWAIIIII ESSU DEEE CHIBIIIIIIIIII MOOODOOOOOOOO!
merry> ...they're really going to go through with this
steg> i guess? this was raptor's idea.
raptor> YES! I GET TO BE A CATBOY FOR THIS! >:3 I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN. I'M GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DESTROY what are you doing
kei> ...fighting you, what of it?
raptor> WHY DO YOU HAVE A MASK, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF CHAR???
kei> ...how about FUCK YOU
*fighting happens*
kei, to raptor, who's face down on the floor> do you concede?
raptor> . . .
raptor doesn't respond with words, but drags himself along the floor closer to kei, lifts himself with great effort, and grabs onto kei's leg.
kei> ...? i asked you a question: do you conc-
raptor> *takes a gigantic bite out of kei's leg*
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so all my friends hate me for shit i didn't do. awesome.
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The shoe is a bad miracle. The shoe stands up by random chance. It’s a beautiful thing. A wonderful thing. Surrounded by the horrific incident around it. Jean Jacket is a beautiful creature. A beautiful animal. She causes uncontrollable death and destruction. The shoe stands up and Steven Yeun’s character stares at it because it’s there. Because it’s better than looking at his co-star being brutalized. Because it’s better than looking at a chimp he thought was his friend covered in another person’s blood. The shoe is a miracle in the middle of a horrific incident. Steven Yeun’s character waits for the “other shoe” to drop. It never does. Not until years and years and years later. Not until he believes himself special, and thinks of that shoe as some kind of blessing. He’s the chosen one. He wasn’t. He’s eaten, just like everyone else.
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worst part of sleeping with a blindfold is misplacing it somehow and subsequently looking like (1) an idiot for losing something that should never leave the bed region and (2) a freak because i can't sleep without being blindfolded
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