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#i'm going to lose my Fucking mind
legayfuck · 5 months
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if I see one more take saying "mkulia is just yuri alenoah!" I am going to LOSE IT
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fireyalex · 4 months
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just finished the newest protcol episode and Alexander J Newell when I get my hands on you /j
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mortimermcmirestinks · 8 months
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is it possible for me to say "the Israeli government is committing horrific genocidal war crimes and needs to be stopped at all costs, free Palestine" AND "it would be extremely bad if a Republican got elected president of the US in 2024" at the same time? because it's starting to look like a shitton of people find those two opinions contradictory
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brittlebutch · 1 year
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catching up on the children's adventure and Eursolon's story is eating away at my insides
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I'm going to need these corporations to stop fucking with my money
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troglobite · 1 year
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[crying screaming tearing my hair out]
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me watching this video before dming: oh these are good tips. and i'm glad that i already do most of these! okay cool.
me watching this video after dming: [inconsolable, distraught, curled up in a ball on the floor, begging, pleading]
#after our boundaries and expectations talk that i forced again session before last there have been a couple improvement#more ppl are taking notes--they're asking me for how to spell NPCs' names! i love it!#i'm like thank you for the reminder! lemme put that in chat for y'all!#the two players i had most trouble pinning down before a session were GREAT this last time#lemme know when/if they might be there and responded quickly to my check in a week before the game#i'm v happy and grateful!#but we're still butting up against not paying attn.....not keeping tracking of shit...#not knowing anything abt the world their characters would know....not wanting to roleplay with each other...#i've literally implemented a MECHANIC SYSTEM from connie chang to basically ~force~ roleplay#they wanted an overarching campaign plot and to have their backstories involved#INCREDIBLY YOUR BACKSTORY ONLY COMES UP AND GETS INVOLVED IF YOU FUCKING TALK TO PEOPLE!!! NPCS AND PCS!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!#I WILL NOT AND CANNOT JUST HAND YOU IN PARTICULAR SOMETHING ON A PLATTER! THERE ARE SIX OF YOU!#PLEASE FUCKING ENGAGE I'M GOING TO PERISH!!!!!!#like i stg if i have to sit there and wait for mORE THAN ONE PLAYER to FIND/REMEMBER where THEIR OWN CHARACTER IS FROM#I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND#if i have to hear oh yeah i skimmed it ANOTHER TIME I'M GOING TO LOSE IT#YOU ASKED FOR AN INVOLVED GAME AND WORLD!!!! FUCKING PLAY/ACT LIKE IT!!!!#also i'm sorry but fucking christ just TELLING me you respect my time & energy is not enough#i'd like you to fucking SHOW ME THAT YOU DO IN YOUR FUCKING ACTIONS. IN AND OUT OF THE GAME.
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dirtgrub · 2 years
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i’m leaving for seattle on friday for eccc and i literally have not fucking packed or done anything i’m just sitting here vibrating. if i think too much about meeting con and nathan i start crying.
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I curse you with reading comprehension I curse you with reading a whole email and understanding it I curse you with replying appropriately I curse you with reading compression I curse you I curse you I curse you
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habitorarabbit · 1 year
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screaming crying throwing up i just want my son
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need to use this more often - if only to dump words
raptor> I CHALLENGE YOU kei> what
raptor> I. FUCKING. CHALLENGE. YOU.
kei> ...sure okay
steg> >.> are you sure about this?
raptor> LISTEN. LISTEN. I'M NOT DISPUTING THE FACT THAT HE'S A REALLY GOOD FIGHTER (he's a really good fighter) I'M CHALLENGING HIM BECAUSE HE CHEATED AND GOT CAUGHT AND I'M FIGHTING FOR ZUKA'S HONOR.
steg> >.> k
kei> right. how do you want to go about doing this.
raptor> MINDSPHERE. OBVIOUSLY.
kei> obviously.
raptor> CHIBI MODE.
kei> ...right. okay. mano a mano. no weapons. tko.
raptor> DONE.
*three minutes later*
echo> SUPAAAAA KAWAIIIII ESSU DEEE CHIBIIIIIIIIII MOOODOOOOOOOO!
merry> ...they're really going to go through with this
steg> i guess? this was raptor's idea.
raptor> YES! I GET TO BE A CATBOY FOR THIS! >:3 I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN. I'M GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DESTROY what are you doing
kei> ...fighting you, what of it?
raptor> WHY DO YOU HAVE A MASK, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF CHAR??? kei> ...how about FUCK YOU
*fighting happens*
kei, to raptor, who's face down on the floor> do you concede?
raptor> . . .
raptor doesn't respond with words, but drags himself along the floor closer to kei, lifts himself with great effort, and grabs onto kei's leg.
kei> ...? i asked you a question: do you conc-
raptor> *takes a gigantic bite out of kei's leg*
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partyhell · 1 year
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so all my friends hate me for shit i didn't do. awesome.
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suzu-kun22 · 2 years
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The shoe is a bad miracle. The shoe stands up by random chance. It’s a beautiful thing. A wonderful thing. Surrounded by the horrific incident around it. Jean Jacket is a beautiful creature. A beautiful animal. She causes uncontrollable death and destruction. The shoe stands up and Steven Yeun’s character stares at it because it’s there. Because it’s better than looking at his co-star being brutalized. Because it’s better than looking at a chimp he thought was his friend covered in another person’s blood. The shoe is a miracle in the middle of a horrific incident. Steven Yeun’s character waits for the “other shoe” to drop. It never does. Not until years and years and years later. Not until he believes himself special, and thinks of that shoe as some kind of blessing. He’s the chosen one. He wasn’t. He’s eaten, just like everyone else.
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thekittyokat · 1 month
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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gatalentan · 1 year
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Lisa Ann Walter & Elaine Hendrix @ SAG Awards 2023
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t00thpasteface · 4 months
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worst part of sleeping with a blindfold is misplacing it somehow and subsequently looking like (1) an idiot for losing something that should never leave the bed region and (2) a freak because i can't sleep without being blindfolded
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