#like are you KIDDING ME?

[cattywampers]

If I was loop and my alternate self thought it'd be a funny joke to taunt me with his capability of killing himself in front of me after my position as part of the universe / wish craft etc. means I was forced to tell them how against my will AFTER I BEGGED THEM NOT TO I would have a twohats moment right then and there. Fuck that

[leclerc-s]

CAN NOTHING GO RIGHT FOR WILLIAMS?

[grinchwrapsupreme]

if i was more articulate i would write an essay about the symbolism of the relationship between Rusty Venture and the Monarch, and self-sabotage as a symptom of long-term abuse

[demoralizedreprobate]

all I'm saying is imperium CANNOT win this during black history month

[eternalera]

im sorry.

BUT WE COULDVE HAVE A BEACH EPISODE!?!?!?

when eda's asking luz like 'are you sure you dont wanna go to the beach or smth' and luz just fucking goes 'yeah maybe if we had 20 more adventures'

*stares at disney*

bitch.

youve gotta be kidding me. 20 is about the amount of episodes per season, WE COULDVE GOTTEN A BEACH HUMAN REALM EPISODE!??!?!

im gonna cryy

[fawnforevergone]

"your eyes open, at first a thousand miles away, but, turning, shoot a silver bullet point-blank range."

hozier saying that his lover's eyes are distant as they wake but immediately turn to a weapon when they see him.

using the metaphor "silver bullet" - ammunition used to kill werewolves - after saying multiple times throughout the album that he has been transformed/reborn by darkness, the same way werewolves are.

saying that his lover holds so much resentment and anger for him that their gaze feels like it was manufactured to harm specifically him.

... am i meant to be normal after this ??

[tonymarias]

me and tony are the same fr because i am also obsessed with her

[master-jarrus]

Rewatching Ninjago and I got to Skybound and I knew they dumbed down the ninja but I forgot how much

Like first all of your telling me no one defended Nya? More than what than what they show?

(Also your trying to tell me that when Dareth asks if she can teach the girls to do make up her first response isn’t to say “oh no that’s more of Jay’s thing” and then Jay acting all offended but then Lloyd going “yeah Jay did all of his own make up from when he was a tv star.” Like c’mon)

I’ll give them the trying to sign Nelson’s casts. That was definitely normal behavior for them. Even with Kai but I could see him going oops and pocketing his phone with a sheepish grin

And Nya yes she would’ve been like what did you mean by what!?

But she would’ve ran after the guys while whisper shouting it at Jay! Not that walk away and let’s us get caught bs

Then the whole Zane being programmed to follow the law. Since when!? He regularly breaks the law

And he would’ve found a loophole because it’s not the law to call it in it’s just recommended. Plus he knew they weren’t the ones who actually did it therefore innocent and it’s the actual perpetrators that you call local law enforcement about

[brittlebutch]

catching up on the children's adventure and Eursolon's story is eating away at my insides

[minisugakoobies]

Good luck to anyone entering the fansign raffle for Jimin

[exclaims]

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[emberglowfox]

Keeper -- a short comic about an angel meeting a robotic lighthouse keeper that doesn't know the world has already ended. Made in about 18 hours for a 24-hour 24-page* black and white comic challenge (that I arrived late to, ha.)

*the actual submission does not include the cover, which was created after the fact for this post.

This was a really great learning experience as someone who's... never really made a completed comic. I ended up really attached to the story by the end of the project (possibly due to all-nighter deliriousness lol) and ultimately am very proud of what I made.There are some things I'd still like to change, particularly text placement, but in keeping with the spirit of the challenge I've elected to leave it as is.

[talaricula]

Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :

Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources

Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)

Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women

Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women

Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)

Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)

Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community

Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS

Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough

Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media

Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards

Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories

Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")

And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue

Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)