GUYS. when i say i love haymitch i do not mean the black-out drunk, 'violent' haymitch abernathy i quite literally mean the one that advocated against his tribute becoming a sex symbol/stopping the capitol from physically altering her body, the one that made hefty sacrifices for both his tributes at times, the one that sleeps with a knife and the lights on out of safety, the one haunted by his past with little sparks of hope left inside of the rubble of his current self. the one that did so much and was pretty much glossed over despite how much was revealed about him. the seam boy with a fire that never was put out, but dimmed as he grew. the one that outlived 47 tributes and manipulated the arena with his intelligence that is so HEAVILY slept on. THAT, is my haymitch. not the one that fell off the stage, or puked on the rug, or anything that would turn him into some sort of joke because he's not. to me he's a little like the hidden meaning of an art piece, symbolic and aching like the painter who put their feelings on canvas.
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okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??
edit: i started writing it
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Did you make Michael and Gary gay just so there was an uwu kitten with a big strong bad boy bf on purpose or
I have no clue what you're talking about Gary is an underweight sleazeball and Michael's got the fate of the entire universe to think about. Michael might be pink and a little ignorant but he's not what I'd call. an uwu kitten. Gary acts punk and tough but he's just been hiding in isolation for years doing fuck all.
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Me today: "I like to imagine that Jareth's nipples are a bit bigger than David Bowie's. I'm a fan of a good nipple, and, bless him, but David Bowie's nipples are sprinkles. If he took his shirt off on the movie set, I might have said 'let's get the makeup team in here.' I know I'm terrible.
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Me: "I'm just trying to stop thinking about Jareth's nipples. They have no consequence on this world. They are meaningless nipples. *sexually frustrated laughter*
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I think I'm in love with Gilbert and it's a bad thing
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They're standing on a sinking ship, their Lune Royale is straight ahead but too big and lacking in ways to board it, but there is another ship nearby and people visibly boarding the Lune...
And what is Ludovico doing? Is he diving after Lucient to swim for that ship? No, of course not, that would be practical of him. He's running into the sinking cabin to get the pictures he sketched of him while mooning over how he called the Lune Royale 'our ship'.
This man...
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hmmm thinking of,,, this g/t spin on a fic idea i had. might just stay a concept but... god AU c!tntduo with god of the moon g!wilbur and t!quackity who's fiances left him. very heartbroken very angry just speaking his woes to the night sky like he's been prone to.
and g!wilbur up there in the sky, having listened to every rant listening to this one with a dreamy sigh like "i could make him better".
Tommy (fellow god of the sun) would pop in with something like "if anything, you'd probably make each other worse." or "oh my gods Wil you're such a wierdo— just go talk to him already if you're gonna be like this again, you're holding up my fucking sunrise."
quackity was not expecting, the night after his broken engagement, for the god of the moon to show up outside his balcony over 50 feet tall to... ask him out? is that what's happening??? what the fuck do you mean you've been listening to me—
so. yeah there's a few issues, these guys have problems, but it'd probably be funny.
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