tfw your vacation is thwarted by the lovecraftian whale you encountered when you were 14
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Everyone else on the expedition must having been googling shit like "how to get my bosses to either fuck nasty or get divorced" and "is proximity to the inherent-eroticism-of-being-rivals something I can bring to HR?"
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+ i just like how sad they all look while JFJ serves cunt as a burrito
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random grudge thoughts and stuff time
Jawsh is like, a geyser of negative opinions about stuff? I don't hate him and I don't seek out his vids but my BF watches him so
Like, take how he calls Omori "Objectively Bad?" I get not liking RPGs. I get not caring for the psychological horror elements. I even somewhat get laughing because of how ridiculously over-the-top the final boss is. If you're simple about the obvious non-dialogue character development portrayed multiple times through various different interactions that you didn't do, it seems quite extreme.
After all, "well that makes Sunny a murderar!one1111"
Like. The game explicitly shows that teenagers in fits of rage do stupid things. Just a day before (in-game) Aubrey pushes Basil off the pier. Does that make her a full-throated murderer; while she stands there paralyzed by what she just did as Sunny tries to rescue Basil?
If Hero wasn't there it'd be worse on Aub's part, since both Basil and Sunny would have drowned. So clearly the game uses the actions of the characters to try and illustrate how, if you were put under the right stress you'd fuck up too. I don't think Sunny or Basil are close to innocent, of course, but they were dumb kids who were forced into impossible situations to deal with.
Either way, I would understand his distaste if, you know, he actually just accepted he has no real reason to dislike it. He just does and that?? is okay?? But every reason he posits as to why it sucks ends up being the most subjective opinions possible. I don't know if he just does this to annoy people but it gives "POPULAR THING BAD" so hard. Like, due what Vinny did with Undertale and Persona 5 and just turn it into a joke that "you'll play it :)" one day and meme the spam of it.
Maybe I'm just missing something /gen
He just seems like he genuinely has a seething hatred for a... game. It's not perfect and I like it's "objective flaws" as he puts it. He seems so irony-pilled it acts like a Redditor Mod Aura of Repulsion™
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incase you have a dream of Satan picking up your cat, remember to get it from his hands before you wake up. I made the mistake of letting him go with my cat and she died so just a heads up
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love when people say "our kids are going to have to deal with (insert problem of the capitalistic hellscape we live in here)!" like heh. maybe YOUR kids, perhaps. my 3 large dogs and i will be facing our own and unique challenges BUT ai disinformation complicating their research projects will not be one of them. because we'll be playing fetch. i'll need to teach them not to chew on disposed vapes littering the sidewalk.
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Izzy is constantly surrounded by an air of melancholy because he's being haunted by the ghosts of all the men who have suffocated in his pussy
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fiction is not reality for example you (not me) can have phobia about medical things and a kink on fictional doctors (this is not about me btw)
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we popping the BIGGEST bottles when brightheart gets an apprentice next week
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