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makeste · 3 years

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BnHA Chapter 308: VIBE: CHECKED

Previously on BnHA: Lots and lots of Shindou idk what else to tell you.

Today on BnHA: Tired Nomad Deku rescues Shindou from Muscular, and us from Shindou. Muscular is all “OH BOY I SURE CAN’T WAIT TO FIGHT DEKU AGAIN AFTER HE TOTALLY KICKED MY ASS THE LAST TIME!! I’M SURE THIS TIME WILL GO DIFFERENTLY SEEING AS HE’S HAD ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR’S WORTH OF ADDITIONAL TRAINING, AND ALSO HAS SIX FOURQUIRKS NOW, IN ADDITION TO THE CONFIDENCE THAT COMES WITH HAVING EIGHT OTHER PEOPLE’S SOULS CHILLING OUT INSIDE HIM OFFERING MORAL SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGEMENT.” Deku is all, “[kicks Muscular’s ass effortlessly].” Muscular is all, “[gets his ass totally kicked].” I for one am very satisfied with this, and with respect to all, I would like to hereby declare this post a discourse-free zone. I’m just happy to see my son out here making good use of his FOURQUIRKS, and more importantly beating Muscular in less than seventeen pages so we can all go on with our lives lol.

damn Deku since when were you allowed to look this cool

from this perspective and with the smoke, cape, backpack, and mask more or less obscuring his actual profile, he looks less like a sixteen-year-old boy and more like a grownass man

OH SNAP

we got a glimpse of this in the cleaned-up scan of 307, but seeing both of his eyes looking so distinctively All Might-esque here is... whoa. I mean we know that his face still looks pretty normal underneath the mask and he doesn’t actually have the black sclera, but still, this is an awesome look. mini-Might

lol Muscular

you and me both. I mean no offense, but yeah

so Deku is just standing there silently

typical Deku. tight-lipped and expressionless. mum’s the word. quiet as a mouse. silent as a grave

okay no but seriously this is so weird and creepy though you guys. Deku please say something or else I’m just gonna mindlessly say whatever stupid things come into my head in an effort to make things less awkward

so Muscular is all “I should probably make a cool speech about revenge but Horikoshi couldn’t think of anything good so I’m just going to stand here clenching my fist real slowly”

“I’m not here to go on a monologue” he says, as he monologues about not monologuing

okay you guys I confess I have only read through/watched the Deku VS Muscular fight once because the arm-breaking is just way too uncomfortable for me to revisit. and so as a result, I have completely forgotten Whatever The Deal Is with Muscular’s eye lmao so let me go look it up real quick

okay so it’s a prosthetic, obviously, and he changes it out according to his mood. that part does sound familiar. I just can’t remember which eye is supposed to indicate which mood. don’t tell me I actually have to go back and reread this shit

lol I’m skimming through chapter 75 now and remembering/realizing that I hardly paid any attention to this the first time around because as soon as I found out the villains were after Kacchan my brain was like “TIME TO FOCUS ON THIS AND ONLY THIS NOW AND FOREVER” and yeah. ah memories

anyway so he started out with the flower-looking eye, and then later on he was all

which begs the question, how on earth could I have ever forgotten the most ridiculous panel I’ve ever read lmao

anyway, but so after all of that, I'm only just now realizing that this isn't one of his previous eye prosthetics in the current chapter; this is an ACTUAL FUCKING ROCK that he's just randomly shoved into his eye socket fkdsjlk

so basically (1) I did all of that painstaking research for nothing, five whole minutes of my life wasted THANKS A LOT, and (2) what, and I have never meant this more emphatically, THE FUCK

anyway so now he's leaping at the building that Deku is standing on top of. but he’s not aiming anywhere near Deku though, wtf

(ETA: HAHA YOU BROKE ALL YOUR MUSCLES YOU LOSER.)

...huh

lmao okay then. I hope those annoying citizens in the building next door are watching this go down and rethinking their life choices

dlkdkljk

just keep standing there pressed right up against the window, why don’t you. “WHAT’S GOING ON THIS SUPER CLOSE COLLAPSING BUILDING IS BLOCKING OUR VIEW.” well, folks, we’ve long since known there’s a critical shortage of hero and villain brain cells, but what we’re learning now is that civilian brain cells are also in short supply

OH THANK GOD DEKU IS FINALLY TALKING THAT WAS ACTUALLY UNSETTLING AS FUCK

SO HE’S STILL OUR GOOD, POLITE, WORRIED, CONSIDERATE DEKU UNDERNEATH THAT COOL AND MYSTERIOUS VENEER. for real, thank fuck, because I swear to god if he suddenly started acting like the Dekus in all of the vigilante AUs my interest in this series would have dropped something like 50% lol. just because he dropped out of school and ran away from home and is currently dressed like the physical manifestation of a Linkin Park playlist doesn’t mean he’s not still the WORLD’S BIGGEST DORK okay

I MEAN, THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. HE’S APOLOGIZING FOR THE DELAY

PLEASE FIND THE ATTACHED SHINDOU YOU REQUESTED. BEST REGARDS!!!

OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SUCH A BADASS

something about making bold, confident statements while obscured in smoke?? idk but damn it fucking works

ffjkkl

more importantly, should you tell him you actually need your copy of Shindou in excel format and not pdf?? on the one hand you don’t want to sound ungrateful, but on the other hand what are you even supposed to do with this

this chapter so far consists of like 50% smoke, but on the other hand Deku VS Kacchan 2 had a lot of cinematic smoke too so who am I to complain

OMG IS IT HIS ARMS

IDK DID YOU?! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS. PLEASE, AT SOME POINT THIS FIGHT HAS GOT TO ACTUALLY ADVANCE THE PLOT

OHHHHHHH

IT’S EN’S QUIRK!! OH MY GOD OKAY THAT’S ACTUALLY AWESOME

I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF DISCOURSE RUMBLING IN THE BACKGROUND BUT I DON’T CARE LOL. WON’T CATCH ME EVER SAYING NO TO ANOTHER SIXQUIRK. GO AHEAD, BRING THEM ON, I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL but take it easy though Deku. don’t want to give yourself lung cancer or anything

also it’s good to see that in a very real sense he’s not fighting alone. the Vestiges really did mean it when they said they could appear more easily now. this is on a whole other level

so is this whole next page still En talking, or someone else? because whoever it is sure is chatty

okay, several things

pretty sure it is En, because he keeps saying “I suppose.” for someone who never said two words until one page ago, this guy sure never shuts up. we can’t all follow Muscular’s lead I suppose. oh my god now I’m doing it too

really like the suggestion of Deku using the SIXQUIRKS like tools in an arsenal, because that’s what he’s good at! it’s almost like he’s been training for this his entire life. “you value quirks too much” LOOK HE JUST THINKS THEY’RE COOL OKAY IS THAT A CRIME

where the fuck did all this rope come from

not gonna ask what the fuck that thing is sticking out from the back of his utility belt. Horikoshi will surely explain this

is that a fucking jetpack. I’m sorry Deku were six fucking quirks not enough for you. you can fucking float??? but JUST TO BE SAFE, LET’S STRAP A PAIR OF ROCKETS TO OUR SHOULDERS IDK

-- or wait, is this all supposed to be like a visual representation of En’s metaphor?? OH MY GOD AM I JUST STUPID LOL, DON’T ANSWER THAT. NEVER MIND. NEW LIST!!

rope = blackwhip

jetpack = float

radio = danger sense

and so I’m guessing that this ridiculously phallic thing is supposed to be a flare or something?? and that = the new quirk, smokescreen. well that was a fucking ride lmao we now return you to our regularly scheduled chapter

so now Deku is floating to his heart’s content and thinking that he’ll just sneak up on Muscular and vibe check his ass or whatever

WOOOOOOOO DANGER SENSE YESSSS I LOVE THIS FOR HIM

okay guys, I'm gonna press pause here for a sec to make a serious note, because I am loving the shit out of this, but tbh I'm having trouble enjoying it as much as I want to because I keep getting anxious thinking about the discourse. I know that a lot of the fandom has very strong opinions on Deku's character development one way or the other, and I want to respect that. but I also really have no spoons to debate this topic at all beyond what I’ve already weighed in on. so if it’s all the same to everyone, I plan on staying out of this discussion, at least this week

anyway! that said, YEAH BOI GET HIS ASS

VIBE: CHECKED. CURB: STOMPED. HOTEL: TRIVAGO

-- OF COURSE HE’S STILL FUCKING FINE LOL HE CRASHES INTO BUILDINGS FOR FUN IDK WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

dammit Muscular. how many fucking quirks does it take to beat you?! the annoying thing is that even with all of his cool new powers, Deku is still something of a mismatch against him. anyway r.i.p. to all these poor buildings

OOOOOHHHHH

you guys have no idea how intrigued I am at the prospect of watching Deku try to play both good cop and bad cop here lmao

anyway so Muscular says he doesn’t know, go figure

“I’m not here to make small talk or anything” he says as he small talks about not small talking

OH MY GOD DEKU

are you really gonna talk no jutsu all of these villains from now on?? that last battle really did have a profound impact on you, huh! interesting

you guys he’s really doing it omg

Deku this guy tried to murder a five-year-old literally just for fun. I mean more power to you, but holy shit you’re really gonna try to defeat Muscular with anger management therapy huh

I MEAN

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT RESPONSE COMING dlkjslkjk

FUCK’S SAKE DEKU, I KNOW YOU MEAN WELL BUT THEY CAN’T ALL HAVE TRAGIC PASTS KIDDO

but. I have to admit, I do still like that he tried. probably knew just as well as we did what the end result was going to be, but still. he made the effort in good faith and I respect that

uh oh

why do I get the feeling Muscular just got a whole lot deader

oh my god oh my god he’s doing the “powering up” stance ffff don’t fucking tell me you can still use your fucking arms here, Deku

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHAT’S THIS??

okay so basically he’s saying that whatever it was he sensed in Tomura, he doesn’t sense from Muscular. which, yeah, that sounds exactly right. good judge of character here lol

AHHHHAHAHA YESS

WHOOPS, GET FUCKED I GUESS

WOOOOHOOOOOOOO

lmao so apparently this is the belated result of Shindou’s attack from chapter 307?? I’ll be damned. good for you Shindou!! I always liked you buddy. please just take my word on that and don’t fact check that statement

okay lol the one tiny bit of discourse I will allow is that it’s bullshit that he just did that with his right arm. like, I’ll fully acknowledge that. that makes no fucking sense, and I demand an explanation from the Great Plot Hole Filler himself. he’s never let us down before when it comes to continuity so I’m trusting him not to suddenly start now

that said, we love to see a rematch against a boring guy settled quickly and decisively within the span of a single chapter. THANK YOU

I like that Deku implies that his power is being a smart nerd who battles villains using the power of ANALYTICS. he basically didn’t do anything except restrain Muscular and wait for Shindou’s attack to take effect while halfheartedly checking to see if he regretted any of that murder and stuff

(ETA: and almost forgot to mention, he made excellent use of all four of his active SIXQUIRKS. it’s like the chapter title said; this is basically him fighting all-out, and it’s a sight to see.)

also, as cool as the mask was, this just feels right. like, we had our fun, now let us see his face, yes good

anyway, I think this was a good start towards establishing What’s Up With Deku Right Now! so if it’s all the same to Horikoshi, I would next like to take some time to explore Why’s Up With Deku. that, and What’s Up With Everyone Else, Especially Kacchan. por favor

#bnha 308 #midoriya izuku #muscular (bnha)#bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha

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tractorbeamofwoe · 3 years

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HELLO IDK HOW ELSE TO ORGANISE MY THOUGHTS SO HERE ARE THINGS I LOVED AND LITTLE DETAILS I NOTICED ABT R&L IN THE FORM OF A HEADCANON BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE IT’S CANON

• I’m convinced Larry’s hair is blue I really don’t know if it‘s the lighting or not but I’ve accepted it and I really think he would rock blue hair

• After watching the whole thing I really don’t think much was off about it at all. I mean Bondy looked a little...lonely? But I’m not concerned abt it 😭

• And yeah Van was a little out of practice and forgot some lyrics (felt awful for him in Cocoon bless) but tbf I have a hard time remembering all the catb lyrics too and I’d struggle even more having not listened to them for 18 months 😭

• He deffo seemed happier by Pacifier though and the second half of the stream after Fallout was literally so much better

• I’m pretty sure Bondy had like duct tape on one of his guitars so maybe it was kinda broken and that’s something that pissed him off? Idk

• THE VISUALS FOR SOME OF THE SONGS WERE SO PRETTY LIKE THE TRICOLOUR GLITCHY EFFECT (idk how else to describe it but hopefully you get the one I mean) WAS SO SICK

• Ouchkabibble came back 😭😭

• Van running his guitar along the mic ?!?!! 👁👁

• Also I heard Van mutter something before Soundcheck solo but I couldn’t make out exactly what. Maybe he did try and give Bondy some sort of introduction but we just didn’t hear cause he stepped away from the mic and also the sound quality was kinda bad

• And yeah I do think the sound wasn’t as good as their other festival performances have been but we know now that that happened to all the acts and it’s down to the festival rather than the lads themselves

• Van’s new catchphrase is “put it up”

• There were a couple of times where Bondy straight up was punching that guitar and strumming like his life depended on it and holy shit did I eat that up 😳

• In Outside and the Business instrumental he was doing his little spacey pedalboard elephant sounds I loved it 🥺🥺

• And yeah, usually I dislike the Business instrumental but THIS ONE WAS SICKKK

• Also some of Bob’s drum parts have changed a little bit and I thought that was really awesome too

• Bondy’s outfit is growing on me even though it’s the exact same outfit he wore on Jack’s story a few months ago that we all hated 💀

• When I spotted Bondy’s “Out to lunch” sign on the amps I was like that Leonardo dicaprio meme pointing at the screen like I’VE SEEN THAT ON HIS INSTAGRAM 😁

• ALSO THE WAY HE KEPT USING THE WHAMMY BAR GOOD LORD how do I be said whammy bar

• VAN PUTTING HIS MOUTH ON HIS GUITAR DURING BUSINESS INSTRUMENTAL SIR THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL BUT I LOVED IT

• ANYTHING GUITAR SOLO WAS SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY FUCK I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY TRIED TO KEEP THAT FROM US HUH

• The crowd chanting “don’t break up” 😭

• The guy crowd surfing

• The people forming like a tiny teeny moshpit, if you can even call it that

• The inflatable toucan

• The guy wearing a baby mask ?? Much like one Bondy would own

• I AM A LOVER OF LION’S MANE VAN

• Benji’s black nails omfg yes king

• That’s the most Van’s ever interacted with the crowd in his life 😭

• BONDY’S NEW GUITAR HE HAD FOR CONVERSATION

• THE QUEEN OF SPADES CARD MADE OUT OF RHINESTONES ON BONDY’S GUITAR DURING 7 WTF THAT’S SO COOL

• Bondy putting his jacket on as he walked off

• Would’ve been nice to see Van hugging his dad but just knowing it happened makes me 🥲🥲

#Catfish and the bottlemen

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pub-lius · 2 years

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thoughts while watching the john adams series as my will to tolerate men decreases pt 2: imdepemdemce

“manure is an art. and i consider myself. an accomplished artist.” you what, john???

charles abuse 1

the gore in this will never compare to that of turn, but then again, idk if anything will. turn really said “you didn’t think the human body could look like that? fr?? that sucks, now you know not to be so fucking dumb lol”

imma fucking make myself cry thinking of mama look sharp from 1776. that song fucks me up every time bro

YAAAS RADICALIZE HIM SLAAAYYY VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION

“men need to think that they have made their own decisions” no bc let’s unpack that. let’s process this. in this essay i will-

“i think everyone not in favor of moderation or compromise should be castrated 🥰” TELL THEM BENNY BOOTS THE HOUSE

AAA THERES JEFFERSON LOOK AT THAT LITTLE PISS MAN STANDING BY HIMSELF LITTLE PISS BABY 🥺🥺🥺🥺 LOOK AT HIM ABOUT TO SHIT HIMSELF THAT VIRGINIA HASNT BEEN TALKED ABOUT YET 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 SOMEONE GET HIM AN DIAPER FAST

ugh dickinson, my little meow meow 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

the way i talk about the founding fathers is deplorable i should stop. doesn’t mean i will.

OMG SJSBWKWN OMG I FORGOT WASHINGTON WAS THERE HOLY FUCK JUMPSCARE WARNING PLS THANK YOU

im not even paying attention to the debate, ive heard it so many times. but honestly we need to talk about how shitty adams was at debating. like he’s so mad and for what?? you sound 12.

we also need to address that new hampshire was an og from the beginning but no everyone talks about massachusetts and virginia 🙄🙄🙄🙄

omg ben franklin talking about his brother. i never caught that detail before. thats so cool tho, bc his brother was like his mentor in both journalism and pissing off the british governmentn

washington is so slay in this ngl. he fucks tbh but put him in a british uniform. do it. no balls do it. bc thats what he wore sweetie

“not generosity, mr adams, duty.” OMG YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS??? embarrassing

bro his first line and jefferson’s already complaining. grow up, shit boy

ouchie

bro these kids are gonna be so traumatized, and just for that, im adding a charles abuse point charles abuse 2

every time adams stands up, part of me dies

*slow turn towards washington* washington: fuckfuckfuckfuckfUCKFUCKFUCK-

charles abuse 3

yo the actor who played hancock really put his whole hanussy into the reading of the king’s proclamation. there’s so much emotion in it and he still stays professional. its just 🤌

MY NAME IS RICHARD HENRY LEE VIRGINIA IS MY HOME MY NAME IS RICHARD HENRY LEE VIRGINIA IS MY HOOOOOME

the parallel of charles playing with toy cannons to him making musketballs 🤌🤌🤌

HENRY KNOX HENRY KNOX HENRY KNOX HENRY KNOX-

charles abuse 4

“we call that one liberty. and that one- stuck in the myre-… INDEPENDENCE *laughs motherfuckerly*”

adams: so uh… this is pretty important righ- jefferson: i want to sink great britain 😐 adams: u- uh, well… i didnt ask-

“now who do you think will join us in this folly? 🤨” “*without hesitation* france.” yeah pretty much

me every time rutledge speaks: something lgbtq just happened to me

“*takes off wig* when demosthenes- *puts wig back on* whEN DEMOSTHENES-“ no bc wtf was that. like why did you do that

okay im only halfway through but i already have more that enough for this post so ✌️

#john adams #john adams series #historical drama #i want to put jefferson in my pocket to see if he turns into crumbs over time

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nuclearanomaly · 2 years

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Endwalker Screaming

As it says on the tin. Literally just all my thought, tinfoil, and yelling from 6.0 msq. There’s spoilers obviously. And it’s long. You have been warned.

LETS GOOO

I haven’t started yet. Scion of the Seventh dawn should be a title by the end of it all. An Azem ref one would be cool too, but also way more spoliery so idk about that really

I want an Azem ref like the legacy tatt or something. I know legacy players would whine but idc I want a back tatt as well >:(

Okay now im playing awooaowowowoowowowosogoh the first ambient tune my heartttttt

When I got to the pier G’raha was there just emoting to the wall and I was like wtf are u doing graha before Estinien popped into existence

AHHH EMOTES everyone is emoting so cute now wtf!!! ALIASIE!!!

Also Estiniens faces I lov

TATARUUUUUUUUUUUUU (SCREAMING NO MEME HERE) LET ME HUG TATARUUUUU

ANSWERRRS REPIRSEEE AHHHHHHHH

WHAT KIND OF SHIP IS THIS? Why are we all just sleeping on the floor like??? hello?? Lmaoooo

Hydaelyn: hello! Me: i won’t hesitate bitch

I also don’t believe this is actually Her. it’s too sudden and obvious. I think Venat still like og super tempered / possessed

CAST YER PEEPERS

Lmao emet pls read the Wikipedia article for this nation

Estinien: aw shit we don’t have passports Nini: aw shit

Sharlyan customs guys: business or pleasure? Nini and Estinien: murder and adoption

VARLINEAU VARLINEAU OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SCREAMMMMMMSSSSS

shut the FUCK UP I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN SO SOON

NINIRA VARLINEAU STOP IM SOBBING

I LOVE IT

SCREAMS

Wow is it possible to love this man more I’m gonna die his face Krile swooping in, his SASS god end me

Shut the fuck up the accompanying thing is ACTUALLY what me and Em half joked about

ESTINIEN COME BACK I WANT YOU HERE TOO

CONVO POINTS AND THEY FOLLOW YOU WHAT

“GRAHA IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU” ME AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: LULUNNNNNNNNNN GET YOUR MAN

Team THAVNAIR LETS GOOO

Cyan: do you think Estinien will be our Thav tour guide? Estinien: ur tour guide (derogatory)

I’m foaming at the mouth

Estinien and Nini going on a double date with Thancred and Urianger to her uncomfortable homeland let’s goooooo

Sorry Sharlayan u can wait

Nini: omg all these books! this is great Me putting Nini in a blender and shipping her to thavnair instead

“If I’d known sooner I’d have considered more suitable attire” OOOOOOH WHAT unless it’s your coat then no those pants can stay FAR away

Oh yeah the music in the hall is CUTE I love it. ZORA’S DOMAIN VIBES

URIANGER!! STOP IM EMO NOW ;___; u got this dude it’s hard but u got this

Cool we using sketch tec

Estinien: nah imma do it normal

I MEAN FAIR BUT ESTINIEN UR GF IS GONNA MAYBE NEVER POP OUT THE OTHER SIDE??? RUDE

Ninira Varlineau… yeah still here

THAVNAIR AETHER SICKNESS PARTY TOO HARD CREW

URIANGER’S FUCKING SHAME SIT

ESTINIENE NEEDS FUCKING MARKET BABYSITTING I’M GONNA PASS OUT

HE'S GETTING SWINDLED

HIRSMSN HAIR

HAI

HAIR

9K HAIR TIE STOPPP

He’s so stupid i love him so much

Helping this Elephant man is the most in character thing Nini has ever done she just has a polite convo and leaves and sells nothing I’m crying

ESTINIEN SPOTTED this man has one brain cell and it is squid

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED ESTINIEN GET KIDNAPPED BY ALCHEMISTS

THIS IS WILD

TY FOR HIS FACE

The part where u ride the dodo like a tourist with the camera goes showing focal points and lore was GOOD

LETS GO CLOSER TO THE TOWER sounds like a bad idea

Somethings gonna grab her, the door will open and something will grab her

There we go

AMON whaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt

F in the chat for the emet amon fans

RADZ!!! AT!!! HAN!!!!! Even if we don’t get to explore YAY NINI’S FIRST DOSE OF UNSETTLING FEELINGS

OH FUCK YES!!!! RULED BY A DRAGON RULED BY A DRAGON WITH A FAKE LEADER FAMILY YES YES YES

I’m literally gonna explode, Nini’s home town, one her parents like in a revere their leader is actually ruled by a dragon & that her now boyfriend is essentially the besty of dragons & she is basically like adopted by the bad ass dad of all dragons I literally can not ASK for better food fuck ME UP

I don’t want to leave Thav SOBBBBBBBBBB

Okay back to let Nini go be a nerd

I forgot to write but we in the underground apocalypse bunker

Npc: got to organize seeds.

Me: bc it’s an apocalypse bunker

Everyone: wow wonder what they’re up to.

Me: building apocalypse bunker

NPC: breed-able and edible animals

Me: for the apocalypse bunker

Let's get it together guys, it's super obvious.

ERENVILL IS A BEAUTIFUL BUN BOY wowza

How do you top becoming a frog, how do you top you and your KIDS becoming fogs

You don’t

The cutscene of eavesdropping as foge was amazing, from the angles and zooms to Erenvill just being like nah man ur frog impersonation sucked

Hydaelyn i don’t want u touching my friends at all anymore but I SURE DID CRY AT THE MENTION THAT YOU BROUGHT MINFILIA HOME

E X A R C H G R A H A GOOD!!!!!

THE TWINS MOMMMMMMMM

God the chat point about their dad being worried about Alisaie falling in the river really got me

The fact that Nini can experience whiplash related to her own forgotten past here is great

Legit the entry hall is how I pictured Nini’s home just with different decor I’m

That and all the servants and being watched by servants as kids LAYS DOWN

They care deeply about you, protecc WITH LIFE 5 EVA

MY DAPPER KIDSSSS

AAA THEIR DAD FOUGHT

The change is because he had kids and loves them so much he needs to do his all to protect them from the apocalypse in the apocalypse bunker

DATE TIME

I mean dungeon time!!!!

MY TURN MY MY MY MY MY TURN

Sorry Alisaie u may never see a dungeon this xpac

ALPHI HAS NEW TRUST SELECT LINE

This dungeon is uh… not ideal for taking date screens. I mean maybe for the best. Estinien and Nini off in a corner while there’s poor suffering people in the walls…

HHHHAHwhUBUUWHWUHHSUH ESTINIEN VOICED BATTLE LINES

HIM LB HHHHHH

Boss 1: I have no idea what is going on

Boss 2: i see what is going on

Boss 3: this is gonna be SOMETHING in DF oh BOY

BLM aoe is… hmmmmm not the worst i just need to unlearn the old one, maybe do something to my hot bar but idk what that would be that wouldn’t just make it worse… prob just gonna stick it out and relearn… i try press eno every time

Oh just me and Estinien heading to radz-at-han game pls I can’t handle this blatant fan service for my lore

ESTINIEN IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU!!!! IN RADZ-AT-HAN!!!!!!! GAME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M DYING YOU’RE KILLING ME IM DEAD

Estinien knows about maps wtf

ESTINIEN SHOW ME YOUR LOCALLY ACQUIRED CLOTHING PLEASSSEE

Okay 1000 years of just running around later... back to msq

“Alchemists throughout the land were put to work forging your talismans” SIPS THE IRONY OF NINI’S PARENTS MAKING TALISMANS FOR HER UNKNOWINGLY JUICE OMGG

Vrtra making me CRY

I miss Middy so much. Middy come HOME!! I DON’T CARE IF HE’S WATCHING I WANT HIM BAAACK

God Vrtra I GET IT MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA SAVE ME AND NO I'M NOT EMOTIONALLY READY FOR IT I will explode

STOP CLOSE CROPPING ON THE TWINS WHILE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME I’M ALREADY CRYING

Estinien talking about the firmament just dishing out Nidhogg scales S T O P

Holy shit the INN ROOM SCENES

MY FRIENDS JUST BROUGHT ME UBER EATS

Estinien pls Im begging you, why, I need you here too

The ANIMATIONS CUTE

I love Graha and Alisaie so much

I LOVE ALL THIS KRILE WITH NO HOOD

YELLING I miss u Ardbert but omg if THIS is the trend for you end of story chapter scenes I’m gonna CRY

Graha u need to take ur complaints about being shot elsewhere, the whole table is shorter than u

Fuck man the pan to the flower and like I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE GLOWING BUT STILL

“Fashioned from fur or the skins of your enemies” lmfao fandaniel pls

I'm so glad his voice is still his amon voice

Nsjgsjgsbigsbjsh ALPHINAUD'S FAN CLUB

GOD no wonder he was such a snot nosed brat

I can’t believe we’re out here now talking about deliberate memory loss/ blocking

HOW ARE HITTING ALL MY NINI LORE POINTS

SE are… are you listening

NINI MAKING THE LIKE IDK IN AWE / WHAT FACE!!!!! THIS HITS SO HARD

I crashed and it’s 2am so DAY 2!!!

In before the place that G’raha is from is the floating island place they teased

LIKE A GALICAT ON THE WIND AYMERIC PLEASE

don’t tell Aymeric about the hair cord. Nini turning around: Aymeric, Estinien blew 9K on a hair tie.

Got my Garlemald glam on it’s time to fucking party

Gaius no

Go home

But not with us

Good

YEAH MAXIMA

God it has RAINED in every location constantly since this expac dropped my life for a sunny cutscene

BARD BOYFRIENDS BARD BOYFRIENDS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT EVERYONE

BARD BOYFRIENDS COCO BROS

SHUT THE FUCK UP

ALBRIC

ALBRIC TALK TO ESTINIEN

SCREAMS

EMMILAINEN

STEPHANIVIANNN

ALKA ZOLKA

STOP

hiiii Lucia

Okay this IS cute but noooo Nini is NOT white mage stoppp

Yo Lyse, Y’shtola do y’all need us to step out and give you guys a moment bc like we can if you want

THANCRED AND URIANGER

Urianger has KNOCKED humour out of the PARK this expac he is killing me

EMMAMAMSNOSHSIGSJG YOU DID NOT JIST DANCE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

WOW he really got uh more pompous lmfao

YES SADU QUEEN

The simplify of “they’re just people” good

That was a good cutscene

Cirina is better company than any of the men, is that so Sadu ;)

“Worry not i'll be keeping my eye on Guydelot” I’m SURE you will Sanson ;))))

ESTINIEN THAT IS YOUR DAD AND YOU WILL TALK TO HIM

Hey Cirina, hey can your gma NOT thanks cool

Cirina calling you Traveller straight up hhhh

I know Alberics dialogue is azure dragoon related but I just feel like it’s DAD RELATED “let’s get a look at you, nervous? Don’t worry I’ll be there” dad

ALISAIE I WISH XRUN WAS HERE TOO OMG

Estinien rocking his uniclo heat tech he doesn’t need anything else

Wehhhhhhhhh tatatruuuuuuu

I just had what I can only describe as a 10 min fight with Nini at a glam dresser trying to make her wear actual pants to garlemald. She won and is still in shorts smh. Guess she’ll just have to really huddle for warmth :)

LOOK AT EVERYONE IN THEIR COZY GEAR

GRAHA IN HIS COAT

ooo Y'shtola looks so good in the Crystarium top

EMMANILIAN YOU ARE FROM ISHGARD AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE VISIBLY SHIVERING

LYSE OMG IN THE RESISTANCE GEAR CUTE

PIPINNN COZYYY

I literally can not handle how much the expac is feeding me tho I love snow environments esp in fantasy

TH—THANCRED

HEWWO

Thancred stealth mission was FUN omggg

I messed up a few times but ALL GOOD

no one saw nothing

WHO IS EMMAMAMBIYSIS WHO VOICE DIRECTED HIM

Estinien: it’s just a flesh wound Y'shtola: you took his bloody arm off

PIPIN HEWWO PIPINNN?? That was cool

The portraits on the dialogue boxes are SWEET

I don’t think I ever really thought about CirinaSadu before but well I’m here for them now

GEE EMMET WONDER WHO CAN TELL US ALL ABOUT IT??

Stephanivien in garlemald in the cold tits out, no care

Fan of the design of garlemald’s funky fucked up aetherytes

Stealth mission following the girl was fun

Lmao I had a bunny boy doing it at the same time I could tell that they changed their path to just follow where I was going every time

ALPHINAUD GATHERING FIREWOOD ISN'T A TALENT PLEASE WE NEED TO GET U IDK INTO WOODWORKING

Wow refugee 2 Uh… you okay pal I mean obvs not but oof

The radio hits hard too. It’s eerie and the kids' resounding dedication and belief in it and the message it represents.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WHY IS IT RAINING????????

SHOULDN'T IT BE SNOWING AT LEAST

COME ONN

If rain > snow here Nini is gonna be miserable

Estinien come back from scouting your GF is cold

U HURT MY SON U DARE SONION HE IS SO GOOD U ARE LUCKY

Yaaay it’s snowing but also imagine how MISERABLE... Cold then it RAINS then SNOW uhg

Oof fam

Alphi ;;

“Thancred in particular will be worried sick if you’re gone too long” stopppppp Nini and Thancred came out of SHB so rough but their back and forth has been so good again I’m EMO

Why do you keep italicizing his name… is he listening in

Y’all

The UNDERGROUND METRO STATION COMBINED WITH THIS RADIO CRACKLE OLDY TUNE MY FALLOUT 3 HEART IS EXPLODING

Fuck. This. Dude

Holy fucking

Shit

NINI PISSED

You dare use my KIDS AS LEVERAGE IN MY COOPERATION I'M GONNA THROW ALL THE HANDS

ARE YOU KIDDING ME would BOTH OPTIONS HAVE HAURCHEFANT STOP

Well this is fun love being threatened lmao but also this is the exact reason I gave Nini the mask for this glam. Popping that ON

We saw the hooded man and identified the seat of their power!! The uh… GIANT TOWER wasn’t convincing enough huh?

Hhhhhhhhhh the ruins the park the streets Fallout 3 Fallout 3 Fallout 3

FANCY A DIP IN THE FREEZING PADDLE POOL? Nini: no.

It’s great ur only getting your feet and legs wet but this GOES UP TO NINIS MIDRIFF SHE'S GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH

TRYING TO FEEL ON THE BOTTOM JUST SUBMERGE MY WHOLE DAUGHTER

What killed the wol? Alisaie making her go in a pond

THE TWO PEOPLE THAT WENT IN THE WATER ARE THE FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE FIRE

THANCRED

Stop this is too hot

STOP Nini’s mask now also masks her talking making it easier to converse with Thancred. Past me your glam brain was huge

I’m emo again thinking about how Thancred has really been there since the start for Nini and all they went through and how close they became and then the rough patch that was ShB and how Nini maybe kept him a bit at arms length even after it was clear he’d figured things out bc it hurt and now she’s maybe ready to let him back in again and be close again.

She’s gonna tell him about Estinien first… jokes on her that he already knows lmaoo

These brainless fucks. Wrong choice dudes

Smells like “gonna kill myself to beat you”

Sighs

Jullus you’re not a bad guy let’s not

:( I’m sorry dude

My KIIIDDSSS

They’ve GROWN SO MUCH

WAILS

ESTINIENSHEIG

YEA

YEAHHHH

Oooh what an end

I’m not emo bc of Estinien a specific placement in the station next to the upset mother and child commenting about how he doesn’t know how to comfort them

Oops I forgot to take my mask off back at camp before the CD started

ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOW ME ALBRIC WALKING UP TO TALK TO ESTINIEN AND THEN CUT AWAY I'M GONNA FIGHT

This is so heart warming WHAT THE FUCK

OH NO

OH NONONONO ALL THE WORK

OH MY GODISBAKSGHEOYEJ

HELP

WHAT IS HAPPENING IM SCARED

WHAT

THE FUCK

HAPPENING

GOD

STOP AULUS’ TECH WAS LEGIT

I CAN'T EVEN MEME ABOUT HIM BEING ESTINIENS VA RIGHT NOW I'M LOSING MY SHIT

em is dming me at this very moment about the fun alliance meeting the squad scene help

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP (I love it)

ZENOS IS SO BIG HE LOOKS LIKE AN OVERSIZED ADULT AT A KIDS TABLE

God

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP

Dude

Hi Anima

I knew you would be first but wow

Why was the butler top gender unlocked? Because someone at se found it in the resources went damn no one wears this and put it on everyone this expac

Nini says nope nope nope squicking right out

Hdjhsjgsbigsigsuhd

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT

THEY FUCKING DID IT

IM SCREAMING

NONONONONONONONONONONONO

FUCL

FUCK

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

FUXK

I literally am losing me MIND FAM

Losing my mind. Goes back to reply “yeah! :)” to Em

Help I want to SCREAM

I need to LIE DOWN

This DUTY HOLY FUCK

I was so stressed

You are so SQUISHY

NO HEALTH REGEN

OMG

crying and running in a circle for 10 mins like I'M NEVER MAKING IT TO CAMP

god the civilians fuck and like Nini would help them even then no matter what

God the ACTIVE TIME MANEUVER

CRAWLING IM SCREAMING

My friends I’m shaking

I’m scared

Frwiends

Estinien: of all the times for a disappearing act. BRO LOOK WHOS TALKING

SCREAMING Y'SHTOLA YOU GOTTA NOTICE

OH MY GODDD THE REAPER VOIDSENT WHAT THE FUCK

THE SWORD I

SCREAMING

GET AWAY FROM THEM YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS

IM EXHAUSTED HOLY FUCK

Omg as if I wasn’t already mega emo over Nini and Thancred reuniting as friends. The fact he can relate stoppppppppp

Estinien can I have a hug pls

How is this expansion feeding me so well I’m so full and it’s LEVEL 83

That was the wildest fucking ride

I wanna WRITE

Jdohsjgsjsg you may want to let Urianger know about the extra furs man is literally shivering his ass off I’m dyin

DUNGEON

YES THE BOPPING MUSIC FROM THE JOB ACTIONS TRAILER!!!!!

Me and lizzy: the only thing that could possibly be better is if Estinien was also a frog Boss: become frog Me: screaming

Did I restart because I literally only processed I should take a picture as frog wore off and then he never got around to doing it again… maybe

Also MINI ESTINIEN IS SMALLER THAN MINI NINI AAAAAA

Hi anima

I uh

Didn’t think I’d see you here (fear)

That was

A really cool fight holy shit

Me when the beam hit the moon and the glyph showed up: hey that’s the same as my thing!!

Hhhhhhhh stop using Krile is2g if you over exert her

WAILS I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE SOBBBBBBB

ALISAIE GIVING YOU A GOOD LUCK PLAYER SOBS MY DAUGHTER

God the MOON

The gpose studio in the sky the lighting is amazing

Hhhhhhh WEENWOON

fist hit of that piano and I’m cryin

Jfc that VIEW

Wow

Just wow

WEENWOON WITH STARRY ROBES

Yo why the fuck is vicar Amelia on the moon shhsugsgdhdbdj

THE MOON CACTUAR DO MAKE CONTACT I WILL NOT HEAR OTHERWISE

Yoshi P really did play bloodborne huh

IS THAIS THAT MY

MY BUDDY

MY PAL

HYTHLODEOUS?????????

SCREAMMMMMMMMMSSS

In you I place my trust just as Emmet did. Bye

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ALL WILL BE WELL

Bro you can just break that??

Godddd Elidibus was Zodiarks intent, his passion and will... fucccccckkk

Zenos literally not now I’m busy

Unless it stops you from like idk becoming zodiark then fine

Lmfao fucking fandaniel, stop ignoring meee

There he go

Not exactly the outcome I hoped for but also I didn’t want to fight *him*

Oh shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIS HAIR

STOP

WAIT

WHAT

WHI

WHO

WHO IS TH

WHAT

WOAWOAH

WOAH

HOW

IS THIS THE FIRST TRIAL

HOW DO THEY EVEN TOP THIS

IM SCREAMING

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE THE FINAL BOSS THEME HELP I'M LOSING MY MINNNDDD

Okay this fight was SO much fun

I also see why they killed eno and botd etc now they can remove us from combat to do cool things without penalty

It’s still a bit of a pain but not as much

I KNEW funnydan was gonna get offed via zodiark I’m glad that was a correct guess from me

H—hewwo

Oh fuck it’s the sound I knew it I knew it I knew it it’s the sound fuck

Zenos NOT NOW I'M BUSY

god go away

MY FRIENDS ARE HERE

SPRINTS

Estinien isn’t here :(

I called it you remove zodiark and you free what he was oppressing aaaaa

“What happens to the other words” “they share the fate” HE'S THINKING ABOUT RYNE’S SAFTYEJDIDBN NOOOO

The moon is a ship… for the SHARLAYANS TO LOAD ALL THE THINGS THEY’VE PREPARED ONTO BC IT’S THE APOCALYPSE BUNKER

Okay literally crashing throughout the zodiark final days lore. Goodnight ff

DAY THREE

MOON BUNS

Pack and leave all the reflections will die and we know the other stars are so far away like I really don’t think this is planned well

I’m fucking crying this moon base is borked bc no one told them what the people of the world are like now lmaooo

THAT’S RYNE AND GAIA’S CRYSTAL

Thancred I love you you have been reading my mind

Nini: what if… I don’t like carrots…

(Nini eat your vegetables)

Nini, you're even more passionate than ever to save the world. Nini: I’m not eating carrots for the rest of my life

I’m CRYING this outfit is so ugly

YOU MUST CONTINUE WEARING THESE GARMENTS

WHERE ARE THE OTHERS I WANT TO SEE THEM IN STUPID CLOTHES

THE LEOPARD PRINT

I’m crying I just saw someone in this and was like wow what a terrible glam I'M SO SORRY STRANGER IT WAS NOT YOUR CHOICE

URIANGER STOP

URIANGER NDKDHODGOJEHOBEYODBD

WHY IS HE THE FUNNIEST CHARACTER

Hey Urianger hey Um

Okay. Okay. Few had me a concern for a moment there my dude.

URIANGER DID YOU KNOW DID YOU KNOW BEFOREHAND

WHY DOES EVERYONE INTERRUPT WHEN I'M EAVESDROPPING ON URIANGER

ASK IF YOU CAN TASTE THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL stop

Uriangerrrrr I hold hand it’s gonna be okay buddy

Wehhhhhh

HE'S SUPER DROPPED THE ACCENT IM CRYING

Banging on the walls of Stephs dms LET ME YELL

I want… bloopy purple enemy as a minion

Knife emoji at these rabbits

Use these balls. throw your balls at him. Looks directly into the camera.

The tiny bunny bench… I wish I could sit sit on it

LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA Koji…

Guys come ON we’re not that stupid

Please

U—uwianger ;;

PUDDINGWAY

NINI JUST: VALID

URIANGER

Steeeph I need to yell about your MAN

I love how… chill everyone is that you WENT TO THE MOON

How long until we have the convo that sharlayan is only planning on saving sharalyan and it’s knowledge and the rest of the world will be left behind by them

Because that’s coming right

They ain’t planning on saving anyone else

They’ve abandoned the people they’ve shared their homes with TWICE already like this is nothing new

THANCRED STOP CARING SO HARD IM CRYIN

inn scene inn scene pleaseeeeee

STOP

HKSLEHIRNE

I GET TO JUST HAVE THIS

I AM BLACKING OUT THIS IS A FEVER DREAM

“good you’re alone” STOP STOP STOPPP

HE'S IN CASUAL CLOTHES DHSPHSIGEIHHDBDIYDIURBE

IM CRYING

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

are you using my window

Hey

WOAH EXCUSE ME WHERE THE MATURE WARNING FOR THE BOOT ON THE RAILING FUCK FUCK

HIS FACE

COME BAAAAAACK

SCREAMS

hewwo

What

Hey if anything happens to Erenvill I’ll fight

I of course went to watch that cutscene again right away like a very normal person

Oh I guess I should actually go and watch it for the others brb

Thancred first bc he’s been giving me feelings. AND HES GIVING ME MORE FEELINGS ;;

Alphi. ALPHI hon I’d like to see them try (actually tho) HIS VOICE CRACK STOP

Alisaie. I thought about bringing some sweets but decided against it. Nini shuts the door in he face. How dare.

YEAHHH LET'S TALK ABOUT MY BODY SNATCH. WAILSSSS. SOBS MY FUCKING EYES OUT SHE PUTTING ME IN THE EMOTIONS BLENDER NOW FAM

Y'shtola. Her bringing up Ryne I cry!!! Y'SHTOLA TELL ME ABOUT MY CUTHULU ASS LOOKING SOUL PLS (I’m sorry u had to see it but pls) HER NIGHTS BLESSED FAREWELL!!!

Graha. There’s the nervous hands hehe just like exarch bringing me sammichs. Bro stop I’m scared. Lays down on the ground. Screams. Nerd.

I can not BELIEVE the undeniable FAN SERVICE that was Estiniens cutscene thank you for my fucking LIFE holy shit. The casual dress the fucking way he left jeebus I’m gonna die

Y’all thought HW was the Estinien fucker expac. Wrong it’s Endwalker.

Thav dungeon!!!

The music SLAPS

God the environment is so intense. It’s like holimster on steroids and worse…

Hey hey hey hey boss 1 the mouths?? Yeah I don’t like that…

The gear here is cute!! I need to make Nini a legit Raz-at-Han outfit

I’m also trying to think like wtf Nini’s parents would be doing rn… probably like “it’s not affecting us directly so someone else will handle it”

ESTINIENNN TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUU

TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUU

I KISS YOUR FACE

TAKE ME WITH YOUUU

babies first piece of gear that has better stats than my end game stuff :’)

Hhhhhhh I never found the residential district when wandering with Estinien fuck fuck fuck

Hhhhhh Nini lived here

I knew that lady was gonna change

God the son changing then just getting crushed wtfff

YES GRAHA

YES!!! EXARCH GRAHA!!!! THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE

Aaaoooooowoogoougiouvddisvsj Estinien

God I’m koed by him like being soft and open with Vrtra ;__;

VRTRA BECOME THE COOL DRAGON RULER NINI DESERVES

THAT'S THE LINE

FROM THE FUCKING TRAILER

(Cum) SHADOWBRINGERS RIFF

God when he just stood up. Man removing pants meme here

I thought my dialogue option was gonna be comforting and Nini just scolded this poor elephant! Nini no!!

The scene at the other village was v touching

NINI DIVING IN THE WATER AAAA

SAVE THE BABY NINI GO GO GO

Matsya!!! MATSYAAAAAAAAAA OMGGGG NOOOOOOOOO

ESTINIEN

ESTINIENNNNN

SCREAMS

AAAAAA

OMG THE BABY AND VRTRA ASNDJJDBGDHS

STOP IM DEAD

“May their souls be reunited one day” alphi ;;

WEHHH I LOV VRTRA

omgggggggg Nidhana giving us CHAI TEA

Nini just the LOUDEST SLURP NOISE

Oh it’s for the villagers… Nini says okay….

Hhhhhhhhh Vrtra

I love u dragon uncle bro

LAYS DOWN the thavnair divinities we’re a man and a beast and they came together and now man and dragon come together STOPPP

A sight that would have brought a smile to Ysayle’s face SCREAMMMMMMSSSSSS

What the fuck are YOU DOING HERE

I am AMAZED they’re reaching out to other nations

Legit thought they weren’t gonna do that at ALL

Children loving dragons always makes me big soft

“Ninira there is someone I also need to introduce you to. Privately.” I KNOW THIS IS W/E BECAUSE ITS MSQ BUT BROOO IM SCREAMING AT HOW I CAN USE THAT

Wow this would be the legit WORST time for her to meet her parents. Upside down emoji

I won’t do that to her actually

But I think she will either 1. Unknowingly speak to them about attending the meeting. 2. Even if not point 1 they will be there and they will make awkward eye contact...

A GOOD EGG

They really like that hair this expac huh

Okay gonna stat role quests bc I’m an Ishgard fucker

ARTORIEL TOO AAAAAAAAAAA

MY BRO

Artoriel what happened to your brothers voice

HEWWO AYMERIC I KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE GONNA BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU

AAAAAAAA WHEN WE ALL DREW OUR WEAPONS AAAA

ohoho a command room we may enter as we please u say

I smell the ng+ crime from here

Hhh I’m so over lvled and want to keep going BUT I WANNA GO EAT WITH THE OTHERS IN RAZ-AT-HAN

BRB ARTORIEL

GASP Nini gets her Chai

YALL

I WANT TO SCREAM BUT I CAN NOT

GRAHA

SHUT THE FUCK UP

THEY PUT THE FIRST BACK IN THE MSQ SHUT UP

WAILS MY SON

MY FAMILY

hey Emet

Emet I don’t like that shhh

TELL RYNE I MISS HER

lay me down now

“If Ryne asks don’t shelter her from the truth” ;;

STOP “seek out Lyna tell her I’m happy” I’m gonna CRY

I just removed the Crystarium from my return :/

Sobs LYNA

HELLO????? RYNE?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY DAUGHTER SHOW ME HER NOW

oh one of these things. Is Nini on a table come on guys make the camera height accurate

Hm I didn’t like the answer I gave for the first one oops

THIS CHILD GETS THE AXE BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE ARDBERT

“Just like ardbert!!” SCREAMS

FEO UL!!!!!!!!

Stop Feo Ul makes sure we have good dreams ;;

RYNNEEEE

God she heard it too

MY WONDERFUL AMAZING STRONG DAUGHTER I LOVE YOU

Oh my goddddd

The shades of ur friends

Bursts into tears

Elidibus gonna make me cry AGAIN?

Omggggggggggggg he knows Zodiark is gone

Bro can we blame Fandango not me here

The sound the sound the sound it’s the sound

Aw ty Ewidibus

Ooooooooooh OG fandaniel was the one that figured shit out… huh

Weird…..

HERMES

OMGGGGGG

Whut

Omg

Elidibus can USE THE TOWER

This is BIG

And deep

EWIDDIBUS

SOB

ACTUAL AMAUROT

LMAO you yell all manner of greetings… and obscenities

EMET

OMG

PLS BE HYTH

IM GONNA

THE EMET FUCKERS GONNA DIE

HYTH

HYTH FUCKS!!!!!!!!

THOSE EYES

SCREAMS

I WANT TO YELL

YOU SEE ME NSJDHJHDJDJJDHHDHDHSHS

AETHER THE COLOUR OS AZEM SOUL STOP

I GET TO RUN AROUND WITH MY OLD FRIENDS

I'M GONNA PASS AS A FAMILIAR

I’m sorry Emet your hair is terrible

NINI IS BIGHER??????

If Azem wanted to be here she would

WELL HERE I AM

NINI IS BIGGER

HOW CAN THIS GET COOLER WTF

WE JUST GET TO BE HERE

STOP

HOLY SHIT

HE TELLS YOU IT'S RUDE TO STARE IN SHB TOO DOESN’T HERE I SWEAR I REMEMBER THAT

“The world unsundered” damn

THINKING ABOUT EM’S RHODRY UNSUNDERED HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I need to stop here because i can tell LOTS is about to drop

Day fooourr

we focusing role quests this morning

It’s Zephirin. All the people that said it was Zeph in the infirmary were right

This old man avoiding us

Bitch can’t hide from my echo

Ey yo what the fuck are y’all doing

Oh god YOU CLONED ZEPH WITH ALAGAN TECH UNKNOWINGLY JFC

There he go

AAAAA AYMERICCC

Walking back into the strategy room and seeing Aymeric alone like good sir are you aware of the CRIMES that will be committed here at a later date… you best prepare yourself.

IM SORRY RIDING CHOCOBOS WITH AYMERIC IM YELLING

LOOK AT HIM GO

AYMERIIICCC

okay the dragons design is really really cool

HE HAS MEMORIES OF ALL THE ROUND MIXED IN LIKE A BLENDER

Zephirin…..

Well there’s the reason he turned

Oh my GOD Aymeric protecting us while we have a vision

Emily

Emily Em Emmer Vance

I’m looking I’m looking directly at you

Omg that was the airship the archbishop used

These quests are SO GOOD

Okay lvl locked back to MSQ

Bird girl… brain powers… I’m interested to know your story

NINI STOP THAT FACE WAS SO CUTE

It’s interesting that like the convocation wasn’t an all seeking goal. Hermes seems genuinely upset that Emet has come to obvs ask he join

LMAO EMET

I said this already, I think, but I LOVE this jazz let’s get silly track

This is SO GOOD

HERMES IN THE TREE

I can’t believe I have to actually think about Nini’s ancient now

HE JUST LIKES CRITTERS

I can’t believe they just DID THIS

LIKE THIS IS REAL

Ooooooooo I understand now

Wait does that mean that when Azem stepped down pre final days that they died……..

Bruh this SONG

OH SO YOU HAPPEN TO REACT TO EMOTIONS HUH WELL

SPRIGGANS

turns around

FUCKING SHOEBILL

S H O E B I L L

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It has no thoughts. Because it’s EMET WATCHING US

Wow not me tearing up at the simple description of Nini’s thoughts being complex and alluring

Can’t believe I’m adopting another child

I mean yeah I can

But GOD

“An apple” Nini: I sleep “with syrup! A candied apple” Nini: I WAKE

Nini: bitch GIVE US THE APPLE!!! Give my new bird child the apple they want!!!

The NIGHT THEME

HE JUST LIKES CRITTERS!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THE KOPPRO IN THE FOUNTAINNNNN

GOOBOOOOOO

hyth my love

EMET DON'T SHIT ON GOOB

MY FLOWER

Entelechies…

I'VE SEEN THEM NOT WHOTR (I genuinely don’t know if this was supposed to be a word lmao)

Dynamis….

IF I'M THINK ITS SNEVAISE IM PICKING THIS ONE (once again???)

LMAOOOOOO

Hm so us LBing is actually us using dynamis, which we kind of established. But it’s more than that our aether is off enough that it grants us the ability to do it in the first place???

But we see NPCs lb

Is it MORE than lb is it our WoL stuff too

Friends in thinness ;;

HYTH

HE'S SULKING

yesssssssssssssss the optional Emet dialogue is back!!!

I feel like I should be taking notes… someone in the internet will do it for me

I’ll tell you the tale when we’re away from sensitive ears. HYTH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

“Transforming in the presence of others is the equivalent of being unclothed, shameful” SPITS OUT MY DRINK SO UH WHAT ABOUT THE END OF SHB HUH BUDDY??? YOU JUST GETTING NUDE IN THE DYING GASP???

“Plead with Emet” bro the emet fuckers gonna lose their minds

I LOVE THESE LOSERS SO FUCKING MUCH

THE SHB MOUNT FUCK

I CAN HEAR PEOPLE LOSING IT

imagine if he’d summoned gwib. Fuck I wish he had

QUIET TIME WITH HYTHHHHH

SOBS ABOUT AZEM

Stop

Shut the fuck up

HYTH

IM SO EMO

He wanted us all to be together

And emmet gets tempered

Hyth gets sacrificed

And Azem gets sundered

Bro end me

He loves life

I’m gonna crY

HE LOVES LIFE AND HATES DEATH AND HIS SOUL GOT SO BROKEN AND CORRUPT I'M CRUIBGBSJE

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm the memory shit is here too

“I can feel it something you want to hide” o u c h

ALL THIS DEPRESSION MAKING ME DEPRESSED

I do like that Nini’s angst is purble

HERMES SIR

FANS SELF

Baybeeee with the fireflies

Shit I love Hermes

Him and his bedroom eyes

IS METEION GOING TO SHOW UP ON OUR STAR

Gurl what did you hear

Did you hear the sound

Hermes :((((((((((

And WHAT pray tell is THAT. That’s a Street Shark

AUMAROTINES FUCKING LOVE SHARKS

VENAT

ARE WE GETTING A DUNGEON IS THIS OUR PARTY

PLEASE

Oooooooooohhhhhgg she was a 14

PREVIOUS AZEM

WHAT

ME TOO NINI

GRAPE STORY

Venat came up with the base concept that became the blessing of light hhhhh

She makes me think of Ysayle SOBS

Oop they got me

ANSWERS

HOW do you explain this

YOU CAN'T JUST TELL THEM EVERYTHING

BRUH

Oh no

Ohnonono

The tea no longer steaming is a good touch

HHH this is complex my brain is small

EMET LMAOOOOOOO

Sorry dude but you did that

Also u got nudy in front of everyone that the dying gasp

So now I’m thinking that Meteion (or a sister but most likely just her) is the sound

Overcome with negative emotion and projecting it onto the world with such force.

Maybe even traveled the expanse of time and space to come across Eytheris in the future

Yall really just gonna be like “can’t wait for the day you die” not creepy at all

HAURCHEFANT EMOTENDIBR

Now I’m thinking Hermes caused this to make everyone suffer the same way that he deemed they made their creations suffer. To feel the fear of impending death.

The og vicar Amelia.

And so we earn its trust in the past making amicable towards us in the future on the moon

Brain explosion

This

MUSIC

WOW

HELLO

THIS FIGHT WAS BIG STRESSY

I BURNED ALL MY SWIFTS TOO SOON SCREAMMS

WOAAAH THE FINAL

Omggg I almost died

I let in like 3 orbs

Jfc

I’m sorry

I don’t like the dog

I don’t like the uncanny valley stare and it’s eyes

Remember that Tim Allen move when he gets turned into a dog but they make the dog keep his eyes

Yeah

Are you

Are you teaching me to CONTROL the echo

Aw maybe not

HERMES MAKES ME SO SAD

man I really thought that was gonna be a dungeon LET ME DUNGEON WITH VENAT AND EMET AND HYTH

is—is it really aliens

Is the sound aliens

Hermes did you unwillingly let evil alien know about us by sending your birds up into the sky

ITS ALIENS

OMG

BRO THAT AINT UR FAMILIAR ANYMORE

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUXK

NIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCREAMS

OH GOD

OH HOD

I DON'T LIKE WHEN THE KIDS GET CREEPY POSSESSED

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING

hehehe emet walkies

YOU MADE BAD CODE BRO

Oh so if your bad code tells you that there’s no meaning you’re just gonna forsake all of it and go crazy???

WHAT IS HAPPENING????

OH MY GOD

WE GET

WGET

DUNGEINSUEK

EMET HAS DRK

HYTY WITH A BOWWW (KAROOO OMG)

This MUSIC

I WANNA TELEPORT LIKE HYTH AND EMET

EMET JUST SAID FALL

LIKE IN HIS TRIAL

AAAAA

HOW IS THIS REAL

Omggggg the EDGE of the atmosphere we REALLY HIGH

The bookshelves

Nini: who is READING UP HERE

Wanna be ramhu ass beard

A LOT JUST HAPPENED

uhhhhhhhhggg so you wrote bad code the bad code corrupted itself and made and evil program

and now you have some to the conclusion that If we were to remove flaws WE are flaws too

I WAS READY TO FIGHT FOR YOU YOU ASS

MEMORY ALTERCATION

GODDDDD

OMGG

AWASHOUSHHD

HYTH

I'M CRYING THEY DON'T REMEMBER BC OF THIS

NOOOOO

NINI

NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YOU SHITS YOU PLANNED THAT

AWHSIYSBJDU

EMET

SHUT UP

I REMEMBER

FUCK OFF

“I have no idea who the other companion might be” AGONY

MEMORY IS RETURNED WHEN YOU RETUEN TO THE SEA STSIBDOBDONS

I'M REALLY MISSING MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW

Bruh this is so fucked

Fuck you hermes

Everything happen so much

UHG the SPOKEN answers lyrics

I WANNA GO HOMMMMEE

Wakes up on the ocular floor l. Man remember when everything was simple and we just had to stop the light

Can can we have an inn room scene a nice one

Can we lie down

AW FUCK I JUST REALIZED METEION CAN AFFECT US DIRECTLY

WE ARE SO FUCKED

Nini better get a hug

Oh at this point I would like to state my unofficial adoption of meteion I know it’s not really their fault BUT STILL

When u arrive and the moon is a big pizza pie and Lucia is glowing and there’s a cutscene warning

WHY are you just standing in the snow!! You have no weapons u buffoon!!!!

ESTINIENNNNNNN

ANDKHSIHAJIUHDIGSUHJGHGH ALPHINAUD AND ESTINIENNNNNNNN

Uhhhh can I play Estinien pls I know what his buttons do... I swear that’s the only reason…

Hhhshdjejsjsnh SOB his encouragement

I LOVE ALISAE AND GRAHA TOGETHER

I LOVE THIS FRIENDSHIP

AAAAAAAAAA ALISAIE

AAAHHHSHVSJ TRAILER

GRAHA!!!!!!!!!!

GRAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Sobs about alisaie not wanting u to shoulder the burden alone

NINI IS HERE MY BABY

“THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T SKIP YOUR SQUAT RGIMENDJSN” STOP

WAILS AS ESTINIEN AND ALPHI ARRIVE TO HELP

I just want to fight along side Estinien for the rest of time

“I can offer u protection” can u tho you just did shit aside from yell at people

Zenos… not nowww

Wow

Wait

Wtf is he gonna have to do with the end game I now know with clarity is coming

He claims to feel nothing the sound is about feeling nothing what DOES IT MEAN

Emet made him

Is2g if he saves us…. No

Emet made him immune somehow bc he remembered something… or something

Fuck

I want my friends to save me

Not you

Alisaie. I fucking love you.

Zenos im so fucking busy I don’t have time

JULLUS YES!! JULLUS FOR GARLEMALD

Oh my goddd

Look zenos u wanna throw hands fine let’s go

Let’s get this over with

Jullus good lad

MY DAUGHTER JUST ROASTING ZENOS DOING ME SO PROUD YOU TELL HIM

YES ESTINIEN

POKE THAT MAN

YOU GET HIM

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK

PUDDINGWAY

HOLYSHIT

NINI STANS A KING

“Where is star’s blasted pudding” Nini: mood

URIANGEHRBRKEB STOP

AN ENSEMBLE OF LOPORITS FOR HIS RETURN

STOP

WHY

THE BEST

I LOVE HIM

HIS SHAKE

HOLY SHIT

CAN I HAVE

I NEED

THAT PUDDING WALK AS AN EMOTE PLEASE

Aw Urianger

GOOD TO HAVETH YOU BACK

HIS SMILE

Estinien: it has a name now we can kill it Yshtola: ….no

ESTINIEN WITHOUT HIS LANCE… nakkid

Ah there it is “us first” everyone after… right if you have the time for that

NOT ESTINIEN BRINGING UP MIDDY NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE I WANT HIM BACK SOBS

“Make do with what you’re given or go outside” Estinien hon it’s the MOON

URIANGER CRYING OVER VEGETABLES OTHER THAN CARROTS

STOP

THE FIELDS WE PASSES BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES OF FERNDALE

SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

VARLINEAUUUUU

ESTINIEN SAYING NOT TO TAKE ALPHINAUD TO THE GOLD SAUCER I'M GONNA PASS OUT (WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GOLD SAUCER)

Nini says why the fuck are all these aetherytes in oversized ponds the fuck is wrong with sharlayans

And I’m crashing the problems of inter space travel tec will have to wait until tomorrow

Day 5????

We just jumping right back in

LALAFELL NPC!!!!

The dejection in the delivery of “teeny-tiny toy boat”

ALPHINAUD

THE FUCKING FIREWOOD STOP

“I don’t see why he takes every opportunity to bring it up. It was just firewood” THANK YOU ESTINIEN

Lyse stoops walking. Don’t ur gonna mention papalymo… mentions papalymo. BUSTS INTO TEARS

NOOOO ARTORIEL AT HAURCHEFAUNTS GRAVE perishes

Seriyu????????

Estinien please do not stab the paperwork

You lift. Nini will do the papers for you

Nini would like to go help puddingway find the ultimate sweet treat. Sounds very important and like he might need her help

Urianger you fuck

THE XOLOTL

G R A P E S

OODLES OF NOODLES

The time at the farm bore fruit Urianger is2g

“This woman is doing better that you are” wow savage

THANCRED KISS HIM I SWEAR

WHAAAAA OUR FRIENDS WOULD BE SO PROUD

Who the fuck is interrupting right as Thancred was about to mention his and Urianger’s daughter

IT'S THE AETHER PEOPLE

MEON

URIANGER BE STRONG

HER PARENTS HER PARENTS

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST COLLEAGUES OMGSJHSBJ NOOOOOO

Omg

I BAWLED

THE HUG

THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND ANDBHD

I'M CRYING AGAIN

STILL

FUCK

URIANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HIS VOICE CRACK

that. That is the hardest I’ve cried so far

The HUG

AND HIM HUGGING BACK

FUCK

FUCKKKK

IT'S ABOUT LOVE

Thancred saying he needs to take Urianger out for a drink ;; we can raise a glass to moen. Fuck.

Okay se we need to talk about when it implement the “hype” music bc now is not the time

HER DAD TALKING ABOUT HER NAME BYE

I CAN'T HANDLE BEING EMO ABOUT FAMILIES ANYMORE

YOU CAN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE TWINS DAD GRINNING MADLY AND PRACTICALLY SKIPPING WHEN THEY WERE BORN IM

LEOFARD!!!!!!!! CAIT SITH!!!

Emmanilain and this fucking Limsan dude I’m

I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE ENTRANCE wow dude

Who the fuck do you know in the sky pirates

Nini: relics are cool but did you bring me dango?

What would this even be like if you hadn’t done ANY of these side stories

TATARUUU

THEIR MOM

LMAOOOOO

TEENY TINY TOY BOAT

I LOVE THEIR MOMM

ERENVILL YES

GOOD BUN

CIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

IM SORRY CID

ALPHA

NERO

ALPHA

Just how SHORT this scene would be if you’d not done anything????

PLEASE

MIDDY???

AAAAAA WUAIBEJ DRAGONS

MIDDDNDIHSHHDHHDJEHDJ

NO I WANT TO SEE HIM

I WANT TO SEE MY DAD

They can’t

NOOOOOO

they can’t make me they can’t dad him like this

SCREAMMMMSSSSSS

I’m no

;________________;

I KNEW HE WAS DOING THE WHOLE I MUST PROTECT YOU NO MATTER THE COST SHIT BUT IM STILL GONNA CRY

THEY FAMIBKY AGAIN

Idk what I thought the spaceship would look like but holy shit

That’s the Normandy

Krile whatever you are thinking. No

Estinien sensing great power gives me feelings

We just… journey to the center of the earthing this huh

KRILEEE you are not a weak link

Estinien ;; you made her laugh ty

IT'S THE PRESENT THAT NEEDS PROTECTING YOU HAVE GROWN SO MUCH

Aw fuck should I have done role quest for gear???? This dungeon isn’t dropping armor (now knowing it unlocks after wtf the dungeon should drop gear)

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY

PAPALYMO

MOEN

URIANGERRRRRRRRRRR

NO NO NO HAIRCHEMDNDIS

I don’t remember what Estinien said I was crying

MINFILIA

THANCRED I

The bosses were meh I mean Amon was good and like Thancred said we should have seen that coming, but the garlean ones I SLEEP why are they still relevant

YSALE IM SCREMAINDHSISH ESTINIEN

SAY SOMETHING

OKAY HE DOES AFTER THE FIGHT IS OVER

SOBS

ALPHI TOO

okay time to talk to the fucked up crystal that I still don’t trust

Amon just go

Hhhhhh don’t don’t bring up the others remembering too

Unless ur gonna let me say one last goodbye

To him and Hyth

Fuck udude

YOUR STUPID BIRD ANSWERED THIS BECAUSE WITHOUT CONFLICT THERE IS NO BALANCE WITH OUT PAIN THERE IS NO JOY WITHOUT FAILURE THERE IS NO SUCCESS

Hello

What

Omg

ASAHI IS GOING TO THROW HANDS FOR USING HIS BODY???

Holy shit

“Next time we will find the answer together” bro

I dunno which one to pick that’s not really in character for Nini. As much as I want to pick it

Byyyye Asahi won’t miss you

Ilu Alphi you tell him

Woah

That design

FROM THE ASHES OF HATE SPRINGS LOVE WARM AND PURE IM GONNA DIE

SCREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSS

Boo the Hydaelyn fight is a “test”

I wanted her to be sketch

TRUST

I CAN TRUST

STOP

LETS GOOOOOOOO

How many more times can they remix answers I’m gonna CRY

I'M NOT ESTINIEN IM NOT I’VE ALWAYS KNOW YOU LOVED SINCE DAY ONE

Just gonna be thinking about Estinien and Love for the next 20000000000000000000000 years don’t mind me

I’m gone

I’m in gpose and haven’t started yet

But if she has light rampart I’m gonna scream

WOW

Okay but TRUSTS WAS SO FUN

HOW THEY GET HIT AT FIRST AND LEARN BC THEY'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE

ALL THE BANTER

ESTINIENN!!!! Warning the twins I’m gonna CRY

jdohsugskbduihejhdbdjej he stared to LB but Alisaie stole it. Legend

Alphi winded after ;;

“All in a days work” Estinien pls

FUck hydaelyn made me cry

Okay fine you don’t have to be evil

I guess

Would have been cool

But you were okay after all

INN ROOM

FRIENDS???????

My sleepy Nini

Baby

HYTH

HYTH PLS

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think we deserved a scene with EVERYONE BUT FINE I WILL TAKE HYTH

URIANGER DREAMED OF MOEN NOSHOSBIDIHEMSJ

Hyper hopper…..

TATARUUUUUUUUU

WE WILL COME BACK

TATARU’S BOUTIQUE

Send Emmanilain off to go eat archon loaf :)

TATARU I WILL COME BACK

ALSO I WILL DIE FOR YOU

I love snow weather but I don’t want these scenes to have snow so

Off to role quest

Y’all had 4 archbishops in only eighty years

The fuck they doing the last one was like dry leather I thought he’d been archbishop for EIGHTY YEARS MINIMUM

AYMERIC IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU

EEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I AM DYING

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR EM TO DO THESE QUESTS

EM YOUR FOOD

ITS HERE

AYMERIC YOUR FAAACCCCEEE ;;

Aymeric with the staff owo

Aw I was gonna lose my mind if he’d healed

WOW him just taking aggro hard off the bat

Ooooooo new combat voice lines!!!

That was good

HIS FACE

AYMERIC U WOULD NEVER BECOME A BEAST WAILS AT THIS

HIS FAAAAACE

Look I may not have done any of the other role quests and I may be incredibly biased but this story is gonna be a hard one to top IMO

Okay BACK TO MSQ (scared honk)

And the weather is still crummy and only gonna get worse… fiiiine

RAINBOW PUDDING Nini is LISTENING

WAILS SIT DOWN WITH THE OGSSS

I’m sorry Urianger with the giant tankard lmaooo no way he is a wine guy come onn

THANCRED MENTIONING DRYBOONEE

THANCRED AND URIANGER MARRIED AND TRAVELING TOGETHER 5 EVA

Y'SHTOLA PROMISING TO TAKE THEM TO SEE RYNE SOBBBBBBBSSSS

I’m

My FAMILYYYY

DRUNK URIANGER STOP

STOP MAKING HIM SO GOOD I CAN'T

SLEEPY KIDS

Krile ;;

“I worry for your happiness” END ME

DON'T BRING UP TRUE LOVE IM TOO WEAK

Good to see you awake, G'raha Tia

ALISAIE PLEASE IT WASN'T THAT BAD

Okay

I’m ready to this to either kill me with family feels or be so stupid I die, Estinien here I come

SCREAMMMSSS HIS FALCONERS TOP OUTFIT THANK YOU

“What this isn’t the first time you’ve seen me without my armor surely” 1) you showed up to my room wearing less. 2) I’m allowed to stare

Estineinejgejrhdj DONT BE RUDE YOUR MAKING HIM SAD

SEEING YOU WITH YOUR MOTHER BROUGHT BACK FOND MEMORIES OF MY OWN BYE BYE BUE NEUBRKGSJAJ

SONION SONION

WAILS

I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU BC I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE SCREAMMMMMSS

NINI THANKS YOU BOTH AS WELL

HER FAMILY

YELLLLLLLS HIS FFAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEEE

his floating things. Estinien sjdhdjs

I AM sad we didn’t get to have tea with them and mom tho god

My entire life for that cutscene

Actually maybe not seeing that was for the best I might have actually died

Tho how could I when the bed room scene exists.

Awww did Alisaie’s words sting little man :)

Tataru ;___; every time

Omggg all the NPCs here to see you off

ALPHAAA

UNCLE VRTRA THANK YOU

ERRENVILL I LOVE YOU

Coult and Hoary…. ;; Hoary gives Nini the biggest hug she deserves it and he deserves to give it

Moen’s parents ;;

CIDDDD

NERO POSING WITH THEM

WASNT EVERYONE JUST CALLING FATHERS TEEN TINY TOY BOAT

CAN WE NAME IT THAT PLEASSSEEE

ARE WE CALLING IT LOUISIOX STOP

MY HEART

RAGNAROK

OKAY

We actually gonna blend up primals into space juice

I guess we are… okay

HUG YOUR CHILDREN BEFORE THEY GO

OOOOUOHIUJSBJSGISO THE LAUNCH SCENE

THAT'S THE SAME ZOOMY PRIMALS FROM THE 1.0 TRAILER

HOLY SHIT SUSANO AND GARUDA BANTER MDJDJBDJDH

BISMARRKKKK!!!!!

That was so cool

I’m reeling at how sci-fi this has become

I’m thinking about u Cyan. U and your sci-fi star finder aus

The portable teleporter thing is gonna be important isn’t it

Everyone uses it and Nini doesn’t.

Nini’s gets destroyed or dropped or knocked away at the last second

Or Nini uses it to send everyone away but doesn’t use it herself

Or Nini is in such danger that at the last second to get away they’re used and that saves the wol

SOMETHING STRESSY IS GONNA HAPPEN WITH THEM

Ruh-oh

Don’t like that

DON'T LIKE THAT

DON'T LIKE THAT DONT LIKE THAT DON’T LIKE THAT

DON'T HURT

OH THE GLOWIN EYES NOOOOPE

DONT HURT

G’RAHA

THANCRED

WHWRE IS HE

WHERE IS THANCRED

HYTH

HYTH AND EMET

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE

SKY

MUSIC

WOW

Urianger being so worried about Thancred ME TOO

“I feel as though I may lose my footing at any moment” DRAGOON SPACE MEMES ARE STILL VALID LETS GOOOOO

Omega this part is from omega’s home world

This place is a literal mash up of all the dead stars

Wow not me just standing beside Estinien on the hill taking screenshots of them silhouetted against the sky and crying

They’re here at the edge of the universe TOGETHER

IT'S SO DAUNTING BUT THEY HAVE EACH OTHER

LAYS DOWN

And the dragons... middy’s star. The conflict between middy’s home and omegas

COOL COOL COOL

NONE OF YOU CAN SEE THEM

THATS COOL

Estinien wanting to talk hhhh thank you

HE SEES THEM TOO

AAAAA

DRAGON BOND

OMG

THE WAR KILLED THEM ESTINIEN THE SPACE WAR

Shit are we just ON the og dragon star

MIDDY IF YOU SHOW UP I WILL LOSE MY SHIT

Okay no I was right at first, this is a scrapbook of all failed worlds this PART is just the dragon star

Meteion that’s super fucked up

HERMES WOULD NOT HAVE WANTED BEING SUFFERING FOR AN ETERNITY TO SUPER POWER YOUR DEPRESSION BEAM

URIANGERRRR

don’t fucking LIKE THAT

come down here bird bitch let’s throw hands and I’ll unmake you

Thancreddsd nononononono

U TRIED HON I LOVE YOU FOR TRYING

DON'T TALK LIKE HE'S DEAD HE IS NOT DEAD

Omg the quests names… are corrupted

Hhhhhh

I am once again BEGGING MIDDY PLEASE

I’m losing it dragon star war lore

MIDDY PLEASE

Searching these eggs is making me SADD

“You search the cliff tops I’ll search the plains” hey Estinien you can jump should we not IDK TRADE

FUCK MAINT. I’mma just chill in the hub and look at the sky and cry for the next 10 mins until logout

Day 6… LAST DAY??? FEAR

Oooooooo the loading screen for Ultima Thule

Go in gpose and almost die because the shoebill is RIGHT THERE HOW DID I NOT NOTICE??? Oh it is just the minion of someone doing this quest

No path bc the dragons see no path forward D E E P

THE RESOLVE IN HIS FACE

Estinien just don’t do something like Thancred okay

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Let’s go

MY FAMILY MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE WEEP

YOU TELL HIM BABE

ILU

REVENGE OF THE HORDE

THIS POSE

HELP

SCREAMS

DO NOT THANCED THIS

NOT NOW

NINI NEEDS YOU

THYRE GONNA COME BACK I LNOW

BUT

IM CRYING

ME TOO ALPHI

IT WOULD NOT LEAD US ASTRAY HE WOULD NOT

I CANT

I cant

I think Urianger has to hold Nini back no way she’s just watching that.

DID THE MUSIC CHANGE!!?????????? It’s more lively. What the fuck. SOKEN IS2G

I’m just gonna sit down I don’t want to go on. THOUGH THEY ALREADY TOOK WHAT WAS MOST IMPORTANT

immmm gonna call Graha is either next or last

He just claimed he was unsure he was up to the task so he either will throw himself at whatever’s next or will need to see the others sacrifice what they have first

This music DEF changed I hate this

GHOST BABY!!!!

Okay Yshtola is next IRONIC SINCE SHE JUST SAID “WHY IS THIS ALWAYS THE COST” WHICH IS DOUBLY IRONIC GIVEN HER RASH TENDENCIES

NO I JUST REALIZED WE STILL HAVE TO DO THE LAST DUNGEON NO ESTINIENNN

Okay so Graha, Alisaie and Alphinaud are going to make it that far at least

These bloopy boos have gone from cute to unnerving

God Hermes all the stars are devoid of life because your messed up code thought it was right to give depressed people more depression

U R I A N G E R

I know other Scions are gonna give themselves up for progress before the end but NO

Wow their voices

Yshtola. Queen

SOBS

THERE SHE GO

AZEMS MAGIC

SOBS

URIANGER

I WILL SUMMON U ALL BACK I SWEAR

Graha taking lead ;;

Portal of Wisdom I’m upsetti

OMGEA WORLD

CYAN

ALPHATRON

Collecting Aether currents marking me SAD

The lore in this zone is a FEAST

XOLOTL

HELLO WORLD

jumps off the platform and into the abyss

I’m extra glad we last min farmed omega now

God so many people while doing MSQ have had great minions out. I saw so many ancient ones in Elpis and now people with Middy and OMG

Graha

;________;

FIST BUMP

STOP

Hjwjwoheihwoiwhhwhwhwh

Graha has found himself and I’m crying

All the fucking ShB music O

ALISAIE

THE CRYSTAL

SHE HATES NOBEL SACRIFIVE

NOW THE SONG HAS LYRICS HOD I T BUILT UP OVER TIME IM

SOKEN

They all leave as if it’s nothing how do you think we feel FUCK MEEEE

I need to talk to the twins always but how can I when everything Alisaie says means I have to read the chat box through tears

THIS FUCKING SONG

HOLDS MY CHILDRENS HANDS

with you and Alisaie beside me there is nothing I fear

I’m crying

WHO IS MY TRUSTS THO

IM MISSING MY TANK

Alphi describing the party dynamic kill me

Offer a word of comfort. Both of them: NO U

Oh the music just STOPPED

I don’t like that

SCREAMSSSSSS MY KIDS

CAN I PICK ALL THE DIALOGUE OPTIONS PLS

I CANT NOT YOU TOO

WAILS

I WILL

GET

YOU

ALL

BACK

“I can not bear the thought of making you suffer so” WAILS

MY SON

ITS OKAY

ALISAIEEEE

DIES

DONT CRY

STOP

YOU CAN NOT

You go my children I believe in you

DONT LIKE THE CREEPY TELEPORTING

THE

MUSIC

ANSWERS AGAIN

SOKEN HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU REMIX ANSWE—

OH MY GODDDDDDD

God the hard cut to the silence again

AGONY

HEY

WHOMST

WHOMST THE FUCK

DONT HARD CUT

WHI WAS IT

;; NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

god how is it possible to love ur own character so much

Oh we can’t run

Effective

ARDBERT

AREBERT PLEASE I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER

HAURCHEFANT

SASHEOEHEIHEJEIHE

BAWLSINFB

SORRY IM DUMB???? LYSE????????????

I ALSO—

AYMERIC????????? WAS THAT AYMERIC???

NAMAMO??? I think

RAUBAHHHAAANN

MAN IDK

I RMEMBER THIS LINE I DONT REMEMBER-- OH HEIN

UHHHHHH IDK

I HAD BAD AUDIO RETENTION I GUESS I REMEMBER NONE OF THESE VOICES LMAO

BEG LUG

RYYYYYYNEEEEEEEEE

VRTRA

WHO SAYS LET'S FINISH THIS I AM STRUGGELONG

I NEED SPARKNOTES

HYTH HYTH AND EMEMT

JSKEHIDGJDBEIYHR

COME HELP MEEE

Hyth I love you so much

UNTEMPERED EMET LOVES THE LIFE OF THENPLANET SKDHSJHS

A FLOWER

MY FRIEENNNNDSSSSSSSSS

MY FAMILY

EMET

You absolute theater kid

Him affirming there’s more out there

As the bearer of the Crystal hhhh

I CERTAINLY DID

STOPPPP

I love them both so much

THE SMILE

AGAIN

DIES

sorry Nini running across the flowers to throw herself directly into Estiniens arms bye

ALISAIE “if anyone will need to keep up its Estinien!” God

They can’t get rid you you guys your relationship is only just starting and I love it

I FEEL AS IF I HAVE FOUND A NEW PLACE FOR MYSELF

SCREEEAMMMSSS ESTINIENNNNNNNN

If u prefer action :)

Wow

This music is so

And the dungeon is

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THESE LITTLE SCUBA BOYS

THEY MAKE NAMAZU SQUEEKS

Instantly dies to the first boss

Oh boy

The weather here is “Inevitability”

ALPHINAUD DIED

Omggg the second area

THESE BOSSES GOT MECHS HUH

Wow

This is beautiful

Estinien has lots to say here

Holds his hand

Omggg the CHANGE after you beat the last boss

Where is Zenos

Like he’s coming isn’t he

Omg

The DESIGN

ENDSINGER

MY FRIENDS

ESTINIENNNN

NONONO ALPHI SOBS AT URIANGER HURRYING TO HIM

GRAHA

GONNA

DO OT

THE

TELEPORT

I KNEW IT

NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCREAMS

FUCKEID

Zenos

It’s zenos

SHINRYU

YOU CAME

AS SHINRYU

PLEASE ZENOS

BUSY

excuse me

What

What the fuck

Rubs between my eyes

Like congrats zenos fuckers but

Sighs

Nini says please leave

Okay

Riding Shinryu

Is bad ass

SHINRYU ULTIMA THORDAN HADES REMIX WHAAAT

BRO

This WAITING ROOM

MMAAAAN

Rattles EX I need the music

WITNESS WITNESS WITNESS!!!

Bro this fight

Was incredible

The mechanics were so good

THE SHOCK ABOUT DYNAMIS AT THE TANK LB

THE REVERTING THE ULT

OUR FRIENDS OUR FRIENDS I CANT SEE IM CRYING

THIS IS THE END OF OKAMI

SCREAMMMMMSSS

I DIED CASTER GREED

finish the final boss on the floor thumbs up

Meteion I’m glad you could be restored ;; you didn’t do wrong you did your best and no one helped you soon enough to change it

I’m scared

The cut music

Zenos is still here

I’m scared

No zenos. No it’s not about that at all. It’s not about being a hero and the thrill, it's about LOVE and protecting all you Love no matter the cost.

I have had enough. This ends

No Zenos I haven’t MUSTERED THE DESIRE I just need you to stop calling me when I leave you on read it’s getting annoying

MUUUSSICCC

haihsjhsy when he just OBLITERATES YOU and you have to revive yourself GODDDDD

THE ACTIVE TIME MANEUVER

HOW DKNEOUSHISYIDHEJIS HOW IS N

NINI JUST PUNCHES A WHAT 7+ FOOT MAN IN THE FACE HDHSH

DONT KICK MY CHILD

NIIINIII

this is some Sasuke Naruto shit right here

It’s the dog

The dog brought the teleporter

Also the teleporter used to save WoL at the last second called it

EVERYONE’S DISTRESSED VOICES

ALISAIE CRYING

MY FRIIIIIENNDSSSSS BAWLS

EVERYONE GATHERED AROUND WHILE UR UNCONCIOUS MY FAVE TROPE

I’m sorry everyone I love u all

hahshshshshhsj Alphinaud offering his hand I cry

The lighting in here is terrible I would have loved to have woken up in sharlyan but I guess that would have killed the ship returning cs lmaoo

Fine

Fuck walking Estinien can carry her

Whaaa TATARUUUU

THESE CREDITS

WITH ALL THE ARR PICS IM

SOB

HW PICS NOW ;;

FUCKING FIREWOOD

Arddbberrrttttt

THE INCLUSION OF THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT IN THE CREDITS I’M CRYIN MY DAUGHTER

EVERYONE

HYTH AND FRIENDS

THE ART!!!

Lays down

This final bit is a lot

I like the idea to publicly disband but not

I like that everyone will come back if needed

I CRY over Alphinaud

Estinien being offered a ficking GARD DUTY JOB BY AYMERIC LMAOOOOOO

Looks like he and Nini are going to Thavnair how FANTASTIC :)c

Ty se for my Estinien in Thavnair life

I’m so glad he got the shenanigans music

I dun wanna turn this in

BUT I DOOO

SOBS

WE GOIN BTO PANDIMINUSINSJ WITH EWIWDIBS

I don’t know how to round out my feelings

This was a great end and I’m excited to see where they go from here

Also

Time skip owo?????? I smell it.

#Jayne plays ffxiv #Endwalker #6.0 #6.0 spoilers #this one is a doozy #and very long because I screamed a lot #there's a lot of incomprehensible just ??? at parts too #and terrible jokes #and some big brain predictions (go me)#just a compilation of pure emotions #i had this on the go the entire time #congrats if you read bc I think this one is much longer than my ShB one

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superhero--imagines · 3 years

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A/N: Looking for a beta reader for a personal writing piece, let me know if you feel like you're a pretty good editor! Also this has been sitting in my drafts for like 2 months, and IDK maybe I'll do more of them since it's kinda fun.

* Omg this freak is so stupid into the fact that you literally create universes with those godly hands

* I’m not kidding, I think a good 80% of his initial attraction to you was because you’re writing will literally make you immortal

* “You’re going to live forever,” Satoru says slightly breathless as he holds one of your print publications in his hand

* You’re just like ‘wtf’ so he explains-

* “You die twice, once when your body can no longer sustain itself, and the second the last time someone says your name.”

* Ah, so he thinks you’ll live forever in the sense that someone will always reference your work

* “That’s not exactly true though, one day the sun will swallow the earth whole, turning everything we love to dust”

* Satoru thinks you sound just like a writer when you say stuff like that

* “Well, unless we find another planet and have a database there or something”

* Satoru googles ‘how to buy a planet’ and ‘how much would it cost to set up a database in space’

* He’s got no respect for your craft- and by that I mean if you’ve got a deadline you’re trying to meet for a submission period or for your editor whatever, he’s just got no respect for it

* Queue Gojo shenanigans where he’ll hide all the pens in the house, or hide your laptop or something just so he can see you all flustered and panicked

* “I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS I ONLY HAVE 12 HOURS TO GET THIS IN!!” You shriek running from one end of your home to the other looking desperately for your laptop charger

* It’s too late in the game to order another one, and you don’t trust leaving Gojo alone in this house

* More than once you’ve left the house to replace whatever Satoru stole only to return to see even more of your things were gone now

* One time he rearranged all the furniture

* “It’s up there,” Gojo says grinning, and you look up to the ceiling fan to see your laptop charger idly hanging off one of the panels

* “I’ll get it down for you if you give me a kiss,” he says cheekily

* There’s sort of a method to the madness

* Part of it is yeah, Gojo loves to laugh, and nothings funnier than you when you’re flustered

* But part of it is you’ve been hunched over your laptop for days now, and you’re starting to be mean to yourself because you’re frustrated

* You need a break

* One he’s more than happy to offer

* And a teeny tiny portion is because he’s lonely

* Whenever you get sucked into a project it’s like you forget about him completely

* So he just wants to remind you he’s here

* And that he loves you

* You sigh, giving him a quick peck, and with a wave of his hand he brings the charger down

* “I expect a better reward when you’re done with your story”

* I think Gojo is probably a pretty big fan of your work

* In fact he’s probably your #1 fan

* But he’s super low-key about it.

* Buys all your publications on pre-order (never in large amounts so you don’t notice)

* If you’ve got into a bigger journal/magazine, or have a book at a bookstore will buy a copy every time he passes by one and see’s it

* He keeps one copy of each work on his bookshelf in the living room

* And then stores the rest/extra copies in a velvet storage box in a temperature-controlled area

* He also has another set that he notoriously marks up with notes/annotations

* “This part sounds like the time I brought them food and took them on a spontaneous date” he’ll say, scribbling furiously into the margin

* Gojo see’s your writing as an extension of you- of your soul

* So he does his best to try and figure out where you get inspiration from

* He’s especially delighted if he notices something he did, inspired something you wrote -

* “Ah the villain hid the hero’s laptop charger so they couldn’t turn in their assignment on top,” he says with a sigh

* - Even if it’s not always positive

* Honestly he plays it so cool you think he doesn’t really think anything of your profession until you come over to his place for the first time and see all your works in a neat line on his shelf

* And even then you think he’s just supporting you because he loves you, after all, they’re all in great condition, he probably hasn’t even opened them.

* And then a little further into the relationship, probably when you move in together or something

* You find all those marked-up copies

* Gojo Satoru has never been redder

* You’re genuinely concerned he might combust

* He’s acting like you just found his porn stash or something

* You wait for a few minutes for him to stammer out an excuse or something

* But when he can’t seem to form any words after several minutes you sigh and close the box

* “I didn’t see anything”

* He just nods

* You start giving him copies of your work yourself now that you know he’s so interested

* “O-oh no it’s fine-“

* It’s actually one of the rare times you see Satoru flustered

* “It’s fine, I insist, I’ve got too many contributor copies anyway”

* He takes them in his hand blushing

* He would show up to all of your readings or signing events -

* Disguised Ofc

* “Hey you should be careful, that guy looks super sketchy-“

* You look to where your manager is pointing, to a tall lanky guy wearing a black hair wig, and these tacky thick-rimmed pink glasses and you sigh

* “No need to worry, that’s just my moronic boyfriend”

* “You don’t have to show up in disguise you know”

* “Well what was I supposed to do? You didn’t invite me” he’s doing that thing where he gets all shy, a blush on his face and his fingers tugging a strand of hair

* You sigh

* The dork is oddly lovable

* “Well, from now on you’ve got an open invitation to all my events”

* He smiles so bright you would think you just offered to blow him in the middle of the bookstore

* He’s got his shortcomings

* “SATORU DID YOU HIDE ALL MY REFERENCE BOOKS?!?!”

* But you couldn’t have asked for a more supportive boyfriend

* “Kiss me and maybe I’ll tell you where they’re at”

* Or a better muse

#jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen imagine #jujutsu kaisen fanfiction #Gojo satoru x reader #Gojo satoru imagine #gojou satoru x reader #gojou satoru #Gojo x reader #gojou x y/n #saturo gojou #Satoru Gojo imagine #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo satoru jjk #gojo satoru headcanon #superhero—imagines

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atlafan · 4 years

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Bar Crossed Lovers - One Shot

a/n: i truthfully couldn’t think of a better name, so please enjoy the bad pun. idk wtf this is, but it’s friends to lovers with a little bit of angst, and of course smut. hope you enjoy! 4.8k

He wasn’t sure how it happened. The two of you were the last ones at the party, and he had offered to help clean up. It was genuine, a friend helping another friend tidy up after a night of drinking with others. How he ended up in your bed, inside of you for hours, well, that was trickier to understand. You weren’t sure how it happened either, but you weren’t complaining. It had been a while, and he was there. He didn’t stay the night. There was no confession of love or feelings, it was just sex.

Neither of you talked about it. You both just figured it was a drunken mistake, or maybe it wasn’t a mistake. You both clearly needed it, but it wasn’t something to make a big deal out of. It was when you both worked next that it got a little awkward. You both were in early for set up.

See, you and your friends all worked at a bar. Some of you were in grad school, and some of you were just working there until you figured out what it was you really wanted to do with your life. It was good and easy money. It’s how you met Harry in the first place. He was already behind the bar when you clocked in. He was polishing the glasses that were fresh out of the dishwasher.

“Hey.” You say, as you pull out the cutting board and limes.

“Hi.” He sets a glass down and looks at you. “How are you?”

“Good, how are you?” You say, without looking at him.

“Good.”

You nod your head and hear him scoff. You put your knife down and look at him. He was still looking at you, arms crossed.

“This doesn’t need to be so weird.” He says.

“I agree.”

“So why are you acting like this?”

“Because I don’t really know what to say to you. How do we continue as normal? Do we let our friends know what happened?”

‘I don’t see how it’s any of their business, Y/N.”

“They’re gonna know something’s up, Harry.” You point to the splotch on your neck and his face flushes.

“It’s been a few days…”

“You didn’t exactly do it gently.”

“Sorry.”

“It’s okay, I didn’t tell you to stop.” You blush and turn back to your limes as he continues with the glasses.

“We were drunk and we did what a lot of people do when their drunk.” He shrugs.

“I figured that’s why you stayed back, because you wanted to hook up.”

“Well, I genuinely felt bad that our friends didn’t throw any of their garbage away, so I wanted to help.”

“You’ve always been nice.” You chuckle. “Maybe too nice.” You shake your head at the memory of that night. You feel a slight surge go through you, but you try to shake that away as well.

“You weren’t exactly complaining the other night, babe.” He grins and you swat your rag at him. “Gotta be able to joke about it.”

“It is sort of funny, been friends for a while and all of a sudden we just hook up.”

“I don’t blame you, I am pretty irresistible.”

“Harry.” You sigh.

“Okay, okay, sorry. Just lightening the mood, that’s all. Look, it doesn’t need to be a big deal. It was a nice hook up.”

“Yeah, it was.”

“But that’s all it was, right?”

“Right.” You put all of the limes into the container and grab a few lemons. “I don’t like you as anything more than a friend.”

“Same here.”

“But…I wouldn’t hate if it happened again.” Your cheeks had to be beat red at this point.

“Neither would I.”

“Really?” You look at him.

“Sure.” He shrugs and lifts another rack of glasses to the counter. “No strings attached sex? I’m game.”

“I just don’t want our friendship to get fucked up, that’s all.”

“I agree. We should make it clear if we’re hanging out to hook up or not, and if it gets deeper for someone, then it should stop.”

“Right, because I’m just dying to be in a relationship with you.” You say sarcastically.

“Aren’t most people?”

“Jesus.” You nudge him and he chuckles. “We would also need to stop if one of us meets someone else. We would need to be upfront about it.”

“What about other hook ups?”

You raise an eyebrow at him.

“What do you mean?”

“Like on Tinder or something?”

“I don’t need to know about that, just…make sure you wrap it up.”

“Deal.” He grins.

After that, you couldn’t keep your hands off each other. You often found yourself getting distracted at work, and so did Harry. Almost every night you worked together you’d end up having a quickie in one of your cars. Your friends eventually found out too. It wasn’t hard to figure out since you both got caught in the bathroom at one of their places one night. You all had a good laugh about it and just explained it was nothing more than hooking up. Everyone was pretty cool with it.

You had just finished hooking up at his place when you were getting your clothes back on.

“You know, you don’t have to slip out just yet.” He says as he pulls his boxers back on. “We were watching a movie.”

“Yeah, for like five seconds.” You laugh. “I need to get going, though.” You slip your shirt on and lean across the bed to give him kiss on the cheek. “I have a paper I need to work on, you know how it is.”

“I do, you came here to distress.” He smirks.

“And I did.” You give him one last kiss before grabbing your keys. “See you at work tomorrow.”

“See ya.”

Harry makes his bed back up and throws a load of laundry in the washer. His phone pings with a few messages from Tinder, but he’s found himself checking and responding less and less. He was having great sex with you, why go out and get it somewhere else? After finishing up some homework of his own, he texts you.

Harry: how’s the paper going?

You: almost done!

Harry: let me know if you want a reward ;)

You: miss me already? Lol

Harry: just parts of you

You: very funny

Harry: ;p

You: if I say yes will you go down on me?

Harry: I’m on my way

Having sex with Harry was great, but it was starting to take up a lot of your free time. He was the one that would text you for the booty call more often than you would, which surprised you. You didn’t question it because it was nice to feel wanted. Every time he kisses the back of your shoulder as he drilled into you, or as he had you bent of the bed, or even when his head was between your legs, you enjoyed being wanted. But you wanted to be wanted for things other than sex. You wanted to have excuses to get dress up and go out on nice dates. You worked long hours and your grad work kept you busy too. Sometimes you just wanted to be swept off your feet, not swept off to the bedroom.

One night while you were working, a group of young men came in. They all sat down right at the bar instead of getting a booth.

“When can I get you guys started off with?”

“Pitcher of beer, please.” One of them says to you. He was handsome, very handsome.

“You got it.” You smile.

You found yourself chatting with him a bit in between other customers. His name was Noel, and he worked at a publishing company. He and his coworkers were celebrating finishing a large manuscript edit. Harry noticed you flirted, but to be fair, you flirted a lot. So did he. It was how all the bartenders got more tips. There was something different about this, though. You seemed genuinely interested in what this guy had to say.

“We have to get going soon, but I’d love to keep getting to know you. Your grad work seems really interesting.” He writes his number on the receipt. “Call me sometime.” He smiles.

You bite your bottom lip and tuck the receipt copy into your apron. You had butterflies in your stomach. This was good, this was really good. What a cute way to meet someone. You and your other friends giggle about Noel. You were definitely going to call him.

“Coming back to mine tonight?” Harry asks as you both work to close down the bar.

“Sure.” You smile.

Your willingness to hook up with Harry had gotten less and less frequent. You had called Noel. You talked for hours. You had a lot in common. You had gone out on a couple of dates with him, and they went really well. It was time to tell Harry your hook ups needed to stop altogether.

“Slow your roll, I didn’t come over here for that.” You laugh and push him away. He was kissing on your neck the second you came over to his place.

“What did you come here for then?” He gasps facetiously. “Are we hanging out for real?”

“Yes.” You both sit down on his couch. “I have to tell you something. I’m…sort of seeing someone.”

“Oh.”

“I haven’t slept with him yet, but I’d like to. We’re not official yet either, but I feel like we probably will be, so this needs to stop. Is that okay? Still friends?”

“Course it’s okay, and of course we’re still friends. Thanks for being so honest.” He smiles.

“Thanks for being so cool with it. I know I’ve been sort of distant in that sense lately, but I’ve just been trying to figure out how I feel. I really like this guy and I don’t wanna screw it up.”

“I get it.”

You hug him and kiss him on the cheek. The two of you settle in with a movie, and then you leave. Harry went to bed aggravated as all hell. He liked hooking up with you. He was hoping the conversation you had earlier wouldn’t have come so soon. You had been doing what you were doing for nearly three months. How could you have gotten bored with him? You always praised him in the bedroom, how could you want someone else to fuck you?

You and your friends would be all hanging out after work, and you’d be bringing Noel to formally meet them. You had been seeing him for a few weeks now. You hadn’t gone all the way with him yet, just making out and some heavy petting. You weren’t sure what the holdup was, but you didn’t mind taking it sort of slow.

He comes into the bar just before close and sits down. You squeal when you see him. You come around from the bar and kiss him on the cheek.

“I just need to change quick in the back, and then we can head to Michelle’s.”

“Sounds good, take your time.”

You kiss him on the lips quickly and then head to the back to change. Harry catches this and squints at Noel while he wipes down the bar. Noel gives him a half smile and Harry returns it. Tonight was going to be interesting to say the least.

After a few drinks, you all settled in on a game of Scrabble. It would be lame or boring if you weren’t drinking.

“Challenge! Challenge! No way that’s a word!” Michelle says to Harry.

“Is too!”

“It’s a slang term, no slang!” Chris yells in her defense.

“Where in the blood rules does it say you can’t use slang?! If it’s in the dictionary, it’s a fucking word! That’s ten points, write it down.” He crosses his arms, and Michelle groans.

“I’ve never seen so many people get worked up by a game of Scrabble before.” Noel chuckles. “This is great.” He kisses you on the cheek.

Everyone seemed to really like Noel so far, but you wanted Harry’s opinion too. You notice him get up to refill his drink in the kitchen, so you get up to do the same.

“What do you think?” You whisper.

“About what?” He whispers back.

“Noel.” You giggle.

“Oh.” He rolls his eyes. “No offense, but I don’t really wanna give my two cents on your boyfriend.”

“Well, he’s not exactly my boyfr-“

“Either way.” He sips his drink. “Not something I feel super comfortable with.”

“I just wanted to know if you liked him so far…if I bring him around more often I’d wanna make sure you were comfortable with it.”

“And what if I wasn’t?” He had back you up so you were leaning against the counter. “You know me, I’m a real attention hog.” He smirks and walks away from you.

Harry missed you. He missed you like crazy. It had been a month since you last hooked up and he thought he was gonna go crazy. Never in a million years did he think he would be the one to catch feelings, but he did. Noel was probably a really nice guy, but he was now competition, and if there was one thing Harry didn’t like it was competition.

He had to watch as Noel would come in on the late nights at work to come pick you up, when that used to be him to make sure you got home safely. He had to listen when you would giggle with your other friends about the dates he would bring you on. It was torture.

One night it was raining, so Noel invited you over for a wine and movie date. You loved cuddling with him. About thirty minutes into the movie, and most of your glass of wine drank, you were making out on his couch.

“Y/n>” He breathes. “Want you.”

“Want you too.” You groan.

You were ready for him now, he had waited long enough. It also kind of turned you on to just be so comfortable with him to want to do it on his couch. He slipped your pants off and undid your own. You reach into your grab and pull out a condom. He happily slides it on. He fingers you, only for a few moments. When Harry would finger you…you shake the thought from your head. You can’t compare them right now.

When Noel pushes inside you, you were expecting it to feel incredible. It wasn’t like his dick was small or unsatisfying, but there was something that just wasn’t doing it for you. Maybe it was the way he wasn’t paying any attention to your clit, or the way he would only lightly kiss your neck, or that he wasn’t pulling at the roots of your hair. Shit.

“Y/N? Are you enjoying it? You’re like a million miles away.” He frowns.

“I’m so sorry, I thought I was feeling it…but…”

He pulls out of you and discards himself of the condom. You pull your pants back on and sit with him awkwardly on the couch.

“Is there something else I could have done?”

“Maybe, but I don’t think it would have made a difference.” You sigh. “I really like you Noel, I don’t know what my problem is tonight.”

“Is there someone else?”

“No.” Maybe. “At least, I didn’t think there was, but now I’m so sure.” You look at him. “I’m so sorry, I think I should go.”

He nods and sighs.

“I really like you too, but I don’t wanna force anything between us. Take all the time you need.”

You throw your arms around him and hold him tight. Noel was literally the perfect guy, what was wrong with you? You leave and drive around for a bit. You wanted to kill Harry for running through your mind. You didn’t want to date him, and you hadn’t really thought about him sexually since you stopped hooking up. You never thought about him when you kissed Noel, so why was it when you were finally getting intimate that he popped into your head?

You were suddenly filled with rage and you gripped your steering wheel so hard your knuckles turned white. You found yourself driving towards Harry’s apartment building. You get out of the car and slam the door closed. You had no idea if he was going to be there, and you were getting soaked, but you didn’t care. You had a bone to pick with him.

You bang on his door and ring the buzzer over and over. You hear him yell “hang on” a couple of times.

“Y/N?!” It looked like he had just gotten out of the shower. His hair was damp and the shirt he had clearly just put on was sticking to his still wet chest.

“You have some nerve, Harry Styles.” You brush by him as you walk into his place.

“Sure, come on in.” He says to himself. “Do you need a towel, you’re dripping?”

“No, I’m perfectly fine like this.” You cross your arms and looks at him.

“Alright, I really don’t have time for this, so you wanna explain the attitude?” He cross his arms now.

“I just tried having sex with Noel and I couldn’t because of you!”

His eyebrows raise in surprise. That was the last thing he expected you to say.

“What?”

“You…you…you ruined me!”

“I ruined you? What in the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

“Well, for started, when he fingered me, it felt like he was just jabbing, and his nails weren’t exactly short. Your nails are always perfectly filed.”

“It’s common curtesy.”

“And he only did it for a few minutes. Then, he didn’t even rub my clit. You always did that while you fucked me.”

“Because it makes you feel good.”

“Exactly!”

“Did you tell him?”

“What?”

“Did you vocalize what you wanted?”

“No…I didn’t have to with you.”

“Not everyone’s like me. Sometimes you have to-“

“But I don’t want to! I just want someone that knows what they’re doing! I don’t want it to be a race about who can get off the fastest. I want someone’s body on mine and just be in complete and utter ecstasy for a little while! And it probably would have been fine. Maybe I would have gotten vocal with him, but you wouldn’t leave my mind! You ruined me, Harry.”

“Yeah, well, you ruined me too.”

“Excuse me?”

“Yeah.” He scoffs. “Do you know how hard it’s been watching you be with someone else? To give all your attention to some guy that wasn’t me?! Do you know how hard it’s been trying to respect your relationship, and not drag you into the back room to fuck you senseless?”

“I didn’t think you had feelings for me.”

“Neither did I.” He looks away. “But I do, and I have pretty much since you ended things. I started to really miss you…as more than a friend.” He rubs the back of his neck. His phone starts to ring. “Shit.”

“Do you have plans?”

“Yeah.”

“I’ll go.”

“No.” He answers his phone. “Hey…no, I’m actually glad you called. I have to cancel last minute. One of my friends is upset over some guy who’s been a real idiot. Yeah…I’m sorry.” He hangs up his phone and shoves it back in his pocket.

“You didn’t have to do that…”

“Yes, I did. I was gonna try to go out on a date since it seemed things were getting serious between you and Noel…”

“So you just canceled on that poor girl who was probably getting ready?!”

“Well, I never said I was perfect! You of all people should know that, it’s probably the reason you didn’t more than my dick, right?”

“You didn’t want more from me!”

“I did, I just didn’t know it!”

You groan loudly, completely frustrated with the entire situation.

“Wait, so you had sex with him tonight?”

“What?”

“Like right before you came here? He fucked you?”

“Only for a couple of minutes. He could tell I wasn’t into it.” You look away.

“Well, I’m not fucking you tonight, not unless you shower.”

“You really think I came over here for that?! I came here to yell at you!”

“For no fucking reason! Oh, boo hoo, you think I ruined you for all other men. Maybe Noel was just a dud in the sack. Maybe that’s why he was single.”

“So you would have just easily jumped into bed with me if I wanted?”

“In a heartbeat, but not if someone else just touched you. I don’t even wanna think about it.” He makes a disgusted noise. “It should have been me, it should always be me.”

“That’s how you really feel?”

“It is. How do you feel?”

“I want you, but I also want the dates and the romance. I don’t want the booty calls, Harry. It’s nice being wanted, but I wanna go out and do things. I like getting brunch and going to movies, or going to other bars, or-“

“Okay! We can do that, we can do all of it, Christ. I’d do anything if it meant you were mine again, even though you were never really fully mine, but I had a piece of you once, I want all of it now.”

“I want all of you too.” You start walking towards his bathroom. You knew it very well.

“Where are you going?”

“You asked me to shower, so that’s where I’m going.” He follows you in there and you stop short. “You…kept my body wash?” You snatch the travel size bottle and show it to him.

“Smells good.” He shrugs. “Didn’t wanna waste it.” You make a sweet pouty face at him. “Shut up, you know where the towels are.” He says and closes the door behind him.

After your shower you find him lounging on his bed. You have your towel secure around you.

“All Noel free?”

“Mhm.” You giggle and sit on the edge of the bed where he was laying.

“Sorry, I hope you don’t take that the wrong way. I just would’ve felt weird…” He sit up against the headboard.

“No, it made sense. I wouldn’t wanna hook up with you right after being with someone else either.” You look over at the empty space beside him. “You know, in the three months we were hooking up we never had a sleep over.”

“Is that your way of asking to spend the night?”

“Got a t-shirt I can sleep in?”

He hums his response and gets up. He goes into his dresser, and tosses you a shirt. You put it on and hang the towel up.

“Wanna just watch something on Netflix and cuddle?” He asks.

“Yeah, that sounds nice.”

He smiles and puts the TV on while you crawl onto the bed. He throws an arm around you and rubs your back as he searches for something. You settle on some random movie. You bury your face in his chest and throw a leg over his.

“Why do you always do this?” He chuckles.

“Do what?”

“Any time we start a movie you get all needy.”

“You said you wanted to cuddle, this is me cuddling.”

“This is your knee getting very close to my dick.”

“Can you blame me? Haven’t had you in so long.”

“You say that like it’s my fault.”

“If I hadn’t ended things you never would have realized you liked me as more than a friend.”

“Y/N.” He sighs. “How could you not tell? Have you ever had a casual hook up so passionate before?”

“I just thought you were really good in bed.” You chuckle.

“Well, I am. And like I said before, I didn’t really realize how I felt until after it was over, which is super shitty.” He looks down at you and cups your cheek. “You’re special to me. You always have been, think it’s why we’ve been such great friends.”

“You shouldn’t keep so much to yourself.”

“Tomorrow, after work, I’m taking you on a date. I don’t care how late it is, I’ll find a place to take you. Show you off to everyone, make ‘em all feel jealous.”

You smile as he leans in to kiss you. He push you down into the pillows and hovers over you. It felt so good to have his lips on yours again. You couldn’t believe how much you missed it, or how natural it felt. You tug at his shirt and take it off. His lips move to your jaw and to your neck. He sucks on your skin harshly and your nails rake down his back.

“This what you needed?” He whispers in your ear before he sucks on another spot.

“Yes.” You gasp. “Feels so good.”

He gets your shirt off and strips down to his boxers. He kisses down your chest, making sure to pay attention to your breasts. He kisses from your knee to your inner thigh, sucking on where he pleases. When his tongue meets your center you buck your hips up towards him.

“You know you’re not supposed to move. Or did you forget?”

“Maybe you should remind me.”

He grins and presses a hand down on your lower stomach. You gasp when his tongue laps around you again. Your hands grip at his hair when he starts to suck on your clit. You moan out when you feel two of his fingers slip inside you.

“This is how you like it, right?” He says against you.

“Yes, fuck, yes.”

Your eyes roll into the back of your head when his fingers curl up against your spongy front wall. He sucks even harsher on your clit and you feel like you’re going to lose it.

“Harry.” You cry out.

You feel him groan as you come to your release. He removes his fingers and sticks his tongue inside you to fully get a taste of you. He had missed it so much. He was sort of getting carried away, and started eating you out again. His thumb creeps up to your clit to rub circles into it. Your head was thrashing against the pillow, and you were sweating from what he was doing to you. No one did this like Harry. Once you come again he slowly lifts his head. He was out of breath and his chin was glistening.

“Get on your stomach.” He breathes.

You grin and flip over. He grips your hips, and pulls you back to him. He slips his boxers off and then slips inside you.

“Oh, fuck.” You groan.

“You like my cock buried inside you?”

“Yes.”

You gasp when he starts moving in and out of you. His hand grasps at the roots for your hair. His skin was slapping against yours. It was like the two of you had never been apart. You move your ass back against him to get in sync with his pace.

“Still so fucking tight. You feel amazing.” He grunts.

Harry tugs your hair harshly to pulls you back to him. Your head rolls back against his shoulder. One of his arms snakes between your breasts, and his other moves so his hand can rub your slit as his thrusts in and out of you.

“Taking me so well.” He says into your ear. You turn slightly to kiss him. You suck his bottom lip into your mouth and bite down on it. “Fuck.” He breathes.

“Harry.” You whimper.

He could tell you were close again by the way you were tightening around him.

“Where, shit, where can I come?”

“Inside me, obviously.”

He rubs your clit faster and you grab at his hair. You cry out before he pushes you back down on the bed. He flips you over and slips back inside. His hand grips your throat in just the right way. You both make eye contact. He thought you looked beautiful like this.

“Shit.” He groans and fills you to the brim with his hot come.

“Oh my god, Harry.” You moan.

“Like that?”

“Love it.”

He pulls out of you and you clamp your legs together so you don’t make a mess. You hobble to bathroom to clean up and then come back to him. You collapse on top of his chest. He plays with your hair and kisses your forehead.

“So…you really wanna be with me?” He asks. Someone had to speak first.

“Yeah, I do.” You look up at him. “You wanna be with me?”

“Mhm.”

“I’ll have to call Noel tomorrow to let him know it’s officially over.”

“Same with the girl I’ve been talking to.” He kisses your forehead again and looks at you. “And you’re really gonna spend the night?”

“Nowhere else I’d rather be.”

“Good, because I’m about ready to fuck you again. Got an entire month to make up for, babe.”

#harry styles #harry styles x reader #harry styles one shot #harry styles imagine #harry styles fic #harry styles x y/n #harry styles y/n #harry styles angst #harry styles fluff #harry styles smut #harry styles smut fic #friends to lovers

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thejudgingtrash · 3 years

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Can you explain to me how Rachel was annoying in the series?

Well, I’ll try to keep myself short for this one (lol no, this took an hour to write). Also, let’s not forget that they’re all kids, but I’m basing this off from when I read the series as a fourteen year old because my opinions haven’t changed much (for better or for worse).

I’m not the biggest fan of Rachel. I have to admit that portrayals of her by Simi, Kit, Logan, Apollo and all the others helped to shape her into something cooler than what she had been in my foggy memories but I actually went back to take a look in the books (well, TTC + BOTL so far) to refreshen my mind about events that have happened.

Also, you should browse through @blackjacktheboss's blog as she’s a) hilarious and b) says whatever I say in like a single sentence lol. But your ask is about me and my opinions so here we go:

What I didn’t like about Rachel was that she’s rude and bold (DON’T GET ME WRONG, I love that in female characters!!!), but she doesn’t have Annabeth’s excuse of survival of the fittest (literally running off as a traumatized seven year old) and introducing us into the world of the Riordanverse.

Percy was on his way, had shit to deal with and Rachel pretty much interrupted him from the get-go and thought getting her answers was more important than letting Percy just rush forward. Yes, this is Rachel’s entrance into the series and the net Riordan threw into the sea, to make us little fish adapt to her. But it still didn’t sit right with me, probably because I would never interact that way.

I get why she did that, but it’s the way how she did it that’s just making me go ???

Even if I was seeing weird things, I wouldn’t set out to distract/interrupt someone who is incredibly busy to get my way. Rachel’s dick move seems like a Karen boomer type of thing to pull off, but guess that’s up to you.

If I were her, I’d either film/try to photograph the monsters via phone (if that’s possible) or internet stalk enough to find the other person (note: despite Riordan’s stupid rule of not being able to use phones, demigods still can use computers/the internet, I guess). Percy was national news like a year or two ago in the timeline, so it shouldn’t be that difficult to find more stuff out about him, even in like 2008 or so. Let him have a spot on Perez Hilton's shitty gossip blog, for the OGs reading this.

Annabeth was used as a tool of exposition to introduce us to CHB, the demigod life and how things roll around there. She barged into Percy’s mission as a nuisance first but a necessity second in TLT.

However, in comparison to Rachel, Annabeth was transformed into a fully-fledged protagonist within a span of a chapter or two. Rachel needed another separate book after her first appearance, so we don’t just know Annabeth better, we know that she’s an important constant throughout the story as of Rachel seems… almost random? Is she truly necessary as a character?

This doesn’t come from a shipper perspective, this is coming from a character design perspective and adds to the feeling that the way she has been introduced to me as a reader just seems off.

Yes, BOTL makes sense with her as a reborn Ariadne, but technically Sally could’ve done the job as she’s a clear-sighted mortal as well lol. Then again, Sally is an adult, went to college, had a job, was unfortunately probably working it up with Paul, did the cha cha slide with him and had overall better shit to do.

Then Rachel as the oracle, which is just super weird in general. Wasn’t Apollo himself responsible for issuing prophecies in the OG myths? Or did he both, have the oracle of Delphi as his spokesperson and issue important stuff to Team Olympus? Am I mixing things up? I’m getting sidetracked, my bad.

Either way, this oracle gig might be the only time I’d say Rachel might be important in the future (badum tzz), but Riordan fumbled the bag in the follow ups series so there’s that. Did she even appear in HOO? Can’t remember and also don’t care.

Rachel is used as one out of three choices in regard to his love life that Percy can make. Calypso literally got introduced into BOTL and was admittedly Percy’s biggest what if… But the general gist doesn’t sit right with me. We have three possible routes with Percy and the others:

Rachel: somewhat normality in the mortal realm

Annabeth: the danger and thrill of the demigod life

Calypso: ambrosia and nectar. a hint of immortality

(On one hand, literally why but on the other hand, mad props for Percy who has literally three romantic leads in the same book.) I’d cancel one of them at least out and since Annabeth isn’t going anywhere, I’m taking Rachel. Sally could literally been Percy’s anchor to a normal mortal life as she had intended until it didn’t work out anymore when he became twelve and his monster alerting scent grew stronger.

Calypso and Annabeth would’ve been the perfect opposites where each of them had a strong case. The demigod life within the realms or mortal or the demigod life ascending to Olympus/immortality. Sounds cooler and is way simpler. Three people is way too much, this truly feels like a shonen anime harem thing and it’s defo not my cup of tea (and while some Annabeth sideships aren’t my thing (Lukabeth go cry in the corner, no one likes you, WTF, Connabeth you fugly), it’s super unfair that Annabeth solely has Percy (fuck off Luke) to rely on in regards of romantic endeavors).

Rachel almost feels redundant? The option to walk away from all of that… which isn’t really true as Rachel really tries to push and insert herself into the story the very first time we meet her? But that’s just me, I’m certain that others are saying they’d kill off Annabeth or kick Calypso (I mean yeah) into the curb.

Big ALSO:

Why does Percy need another white and uber-rich love interest?

I semi-joked on Dez’ post (@sawasawako) with this response about Annabeth needing to keep up with powerful Rachel, but the core still stands.

We already have an affluent Annabeth (granted, we don’t know exactly how the Chase’s riches are divided, whereas it’s clear that Rachel can just make anyone drop dead by saying who she is. Annabeth needed that weird lotus casino credit card to make that happen, so Miss Harvard Legacy doesn’t wield that Dare schmoney. Also don’t think Annabeth can just up papa’s money and go…? Idk).

Why do we need another person needing to upstage this?

Like Rachel has to triumph in regards to standard and prestige as if it were a badly written Jane Austen AU. For what reason…? Why not make Percy friends and acquaintances with someone who comes from a normal household for once, not super rich brats (Piper, Annabeth, Rachel, technically the Graces with their TV starlet mother amongst others).

Moreover…

Important question: why should Percy actually be impressed/attracted to that? He’s dirt poor and has been sent to (boarding) schools filled with stupid rich people since he’s been twelve, probably even younger than that. As if that’s the very first thing Percy would look out for or be wowed or something. He’s used to rich douchebags. I think he’s more surprised that someone used their money for his benefit for once and not to crash daddy’s new Mercedes again.

Like seriously… Rachel did that weird art project thing in BOTL with her covered in gold and posing like it’s a super normal thing to do? Even for rich snobbish kids standards? That sounds weird to me. I don’t know, maybe Riordan’s been streaming the new Gossip Girl reboot on HBO Max on repeat and thought this girl is on fiyah (performed by Alicia Keys).

Rachel trying to separate herself from her money just comes off as super hypocritical when she’s using the very same funds to finance her lifestyle. I get it, trying to make amends and make a difference with the damage you have done but... your father still doesn't give a shit about the environment or YOU, sweetie. Kick him in the balls for once! Then you can go out about your art projects.

The concept of Percy having friends in the mortal realm is cool, but why does Rachel almost have to compete with Annabeth with her wealth and art stuff?

No seriously, the comparisons are constantly there, out and about. Roaming freely on the finest grass, needing to be feed delicious locally sourced carrots and stuff.

Annabeth is Athena’s kid. Athena is the goddess of wisdom, weaving, justice, warfare yada yada and arts and crafts. So definitely something which would affect Rachel, right (someone write that Athena messing with Rachel because she can AU and tag me please!)?

Annabeth wants to become an architect which translates to fancy building designer who is driving engineers like Leonardo Eugenio Valdez Cortes insane irl because the maths and physics don't work like that in the working field trust me I'm an engineer, which could/should be considered an art form.

They even shared some common ground while talking about architecture and design in BOTL!

Furthermore, they both share broken homes with absent parents (granted that all demigods go through that). Wealthy families at that as well. Shitty fathers that don’t care about their daughters well-being. Rachel however, is super powerful and influential in an unseen level in the mortal world. She isn’t like Matt Sloan (?) who truly messes up by destroying shit to get his father's attention, but she’s still in that circle and can easily demonstrate that. Making deals with her father and what not. We rarely see Annabeth doing that. Did y’all forget the fucking helicopter Rachel brought along in TLO?

Pan saying Rachel is just as important as her father has multiple meanings to me…

(Sidenote: I do think it’s hilarious that Annabeth is jealous/annoyed of Rachel that her remarks were she’s cute right and Percy went??? Or when Tyson said Rachel’s pretty? Or that time when Annabeth actually defended Luke and his weird behavior (because Kronos was slowly taking over, don’t forget that kids!), because f that rich artist nepotism kid that Rachel seems to be, right?)

Another note: Percy thinks Rachel is annoying in BOTL for a while and it took a while for him to admit that and he spent way more time being annoyed/jealous (for once, Lordy) at Luke for him to even notice lol.

I guess it’s really hard for me to exactly pinpoint what’s bothering me. I believe Rachel's persona just doesn’t seem to hit right, because it feels like a knock-off Annabeth who just simply isn’t a demigod, yet has two cool powers, but in even richer who still needs to be part of the story for exactly what reason?

The jumping around from the richest in the series to the poorest in the series is kinda bothering me as if the middle class doesn’t exist, like I’ve stated earlier. Why didn’t Riordan mix it up with Rachel, giving her more nuance the minute they met, not towards the end? Have her be Percy’s platonic friend from the get go. No weird oh wait she is kinda cute in the middle bullshit.

This kinda drifted more into a Perachel vs Percabeth essay, which really wasn’t my intention. Don’t worry kids, I’m criticizing Annabeth (and her stans) enough already.

And I do think that others in the fandom have softened my views on Rachel as a person like I’ve stated in the beginning. So friendship!Perachel is popping! But I do think that there are some valid points that I’ve made.

Also not gonna lie, Rachel issuing the new prophecy in TLO kinda dampened the end of PJO series but that’s more Riordan’s fault than hers.

TLDR: I’m just not a huge fan of this overbearing, uber-rich, excessively flaunting being that Rachel sometimes displays. She’s flawed, she’s broken at times, has a semi-interesting background story (although it has been done over and over again throughout the series and should be changed up for once) which is great, but it is still annoying.

We don’t need an anti-Annabeth who feels like a weird caricature of the real Annabeth.

Also if this seems super incoherent, repetitive, or whatever, I'm sorry, massive headaches + mental health going down the goo lagoon does this to ya, I hope I made somewhat sense!

#Mel answers #pjo #percy jackson #rachel elizabeth dare #rachel dare #Annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo Meta #percy jackson and the olympians #pjato #ttc #botl #tlo

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yakocchi · 4 years

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Becoming a Family With Him, Part 3 // Shuichi, Hikaru, Rhion, Luke, Eisuke

so this came out, as further celebration for the anni. VERY GOOD, much more appreciated than the prior story set lol that one was kind of boring but i get it

they made the kids for all the... kid-less ones, and the eisuke one that used to be VIP-exclusive is now here for everyone to buy (rip those ppl who gacha for it)

my rambling behind the cut (spoilers!!)

shuichi // as ud expect, shuichi has a literal hime ass looking girl (kikyo) for a daughter. she’s only 6, but is pretty calm and ladylike. She even calls her parents with –sama so... ok luckily shuichi does not strip down all the way in the presence of her daughter and only takes off his suit coat. thanks dad

anyway since shuichi has a break coming up, he wants to have a family trip how nice. but then the dang girl wants to go over to see eisuke WHAT when soryu exists and lives a block away? unrelatable, im closing the app anyway eisuke is her first love, which wtf he’s like 20 yrs older than u. even worse, mc says she’s been in love since she was like 3.

shuichi is reconsidering the benefits of democracy in his mind but eventually relents. but then they’re still following the fucc-days rule they set years ago. well, as he says in the story, RULES ARE RULES

blah blah i don’t want to go over everything bc then it’ll be boring reading the story when it comes out in engl right? also im tired bc it’s 1 am and i just want to play toontown in bed but nothing really bad happens. they are a v cute family bc shuichi is a pleasant and mature dad. kikyo and mc even do a little surprise for him at the end and it is very sweet. i feel like out of all the families, this is the most ideal

mad hatter // so they have twin sons named Rui and Kai. Rui is the childlike one that resembles Rhion in personality, Kai is the more mature one that resembles Al. man i forget that boy’s name but u get me i know they only can use stock bgs but it’s killing me that these dang kids get to sleep in what looks like separate king sized beds.

even though rhion is now a father of two, he still acts like... 10. i mean he still horni but it makes me feel weird

later it’s revealed that Ota teaches them both as an art tutor bc they both showed an interest in art. this is cute bc ota is bad with kids in this universe LOL

the ending on this one was weird cuz the kids didn’t show up in the entirety of the last ep bc it was about WORK. so uh... interesting

hikaru // so their son is named akari. haha get it because it means light. like how hikaru also means light. can mc name her kids unrelated to their father or is that against the Geneva convention

this kid actually acts like an actual little boy. like what hikaru would’ve probably turned into if not for the whole sad backstory. the story starts with akari just bringing a dog randomly home one day. he actually saved the dog (it is very cute bc he did not want the dog to cry), and then after a talk they decide to keep the dog as long as akari knows the responsibility of taking care of an animal.

so next day, the bidders come over to their house and everyone’s like woaw a dog. lol they come into their house as guests and eisuke and mamo still demand for beverages, they all suck

akari names the dog... “Light” (Raito) and i want out of this nightmare. Naturally bc Light is an abandoned dog it’s still kind of bad with interacting with things. But then Light suddenly be giving the ( ╹ਊ╹) to soryu bc remember, animals love him. everyone clowns on soryu for being an unintentional dog whisperer and then akari is like “soryu san pls make me ur apprentice” and he gives some advice like approaching it slowly, and talking to it from the front instead of back.

blah blah there’s a situation where Light goes YEET after a Doberman gets all angry and then hides bc then another dog is scaring it. hikaru swoops in to the save the day as the Real Dog Whisperer. ok it’s cute when hikaru actually gets to look cool for once LOL

luke // luke is cute on the bc “pre-story” scene he’s actually pretty open to the idea of having kids; he actually goes “well imo we should think abt it pretty soon, but i wanted to hear ur opinion on it” but then he gets horni. and then he’s like “our kids are going to have your collarbones. awesomeee im looking forward to that” ....ok

ok cut to the actual story and they’re in Japan. Luke’s kid looks... strange versus the others. why are his eyes so big? omg voltage his eyes arent going to be saucers just cuz he half white also the kid’s name is Yuri (Or Urey). They couldn’t think of any other Brit-styled names? Like Harry? Henry? William? Wilfred? hey stan be my princess btw he’s pretty cute, though he gives serious “timid kid that gets bullied in the children’s movie” vibes. He calls Luke “daddy” and mc “mammy/mommy”.

so luke talks about his relationship w/ soryu and eisuke and then yuri is like “i want friends like that” wow cute but also find less ethically-complicated friends

so luke lets yuri meet a young patient of his (haru) so they can be friends. they get along so it’s good. haru gets in critical condition later so luke zooms outta there to do the operation.

LOL but at the end yuri is like, “i want to make more friends. (...) can i go to the bidder’s room from now on?” this boy works fast

And then he’s like “Eisuke-san... please be my friend.” HIS POWER. even eisuke was like :O so then eisuke orders a whole bunch of food and books up to the penthouse. But then yuri’s like “...i like eisuke’s eyes” and everyone’s like oh man that’s gonna be his fetish

Baba: why have u started to have an interest in eyes Yuri: I read it from one of daddy’s medical books Hikaru: wtf u can read that at 4??? (...) Soryu: wat Yuri: um... i want soryu to be my friend too Yuri: bc soryu’s eyes are also powerfully cool...

eisuke // ok this gets an extended ramble bc the more annoying the story the longer i must complain

so you might be thinking, “oh so this is gonna be a flashback in some in media res styled story with your 2 kids, u know in the style of the others” and well, no you just go straight to white screen into the flashback, back when eito was smaller and thus a little more cute. well it’s not really false advertising bc they did say “reminisce” in the description. but i wanted to see eito be a good big brother for a moment! or... less good? man i wanted to see kaito go waaaah like a baby idk i wanted to see him exist

so back to the story they cut to small eito. even as a smaller punk he does fight with his dad a little, just w/ a more narrow vocabulary to work with. tho at this point he’s still pretty sweet so clearly eisuke clowning him day and night was a negative effect on his development. (doesn’t treat his child like a child) (child grows up to a punk that doesn’t respect him) (surprised pikachu) being the son of a billionaire means that this child has to go study at a very young age and listen to MOZART. no child of eisuke ichinomiya will be listening to degenerate bops like lee taemin’s criminal next day they all go to the very fancy school that eito will be attending. eisuke does a speech, but then eito is all like “why is papa over there all the time” in reference to how all the other parents in attendance are having fun with their children, but eisuke is busy talking to other people for business and connections etc. etc. mc kind of has a hard time trying to explain it to eito bc... it’s honestly poor parenting... eiji shows up after arriving late, and he’s like “gramps is gonna be with ya today! instead of papa” which is cute but then she’s like psst thanks for coming and im like oh... so grandpa just didn’t randomly come to the open house for fun he’s just gonna be surrogate dad while real dad is busy... aw... and then at the end eito’s like FUC THIS KINDERGARTEN. eisuke is like “(smh) don’t yell in public. (despite everything) you are still the eldest son of the Ichinomiya family”

and so afterwards it’s clear that eito does not want anything to do with this school. he just sits in the classroom until mc is there to pick him up instead of playing in the courtyard or w/e, wanting nothing to do with the other kids.

so later there’s a hiking trip for the students and both of their parents, and mc asks eisuke if he’ll be available for it. eisuke is like, “i have a business trip that day, so I’ll have to adjust my schedule” and he’s been very busy in the opening of a new business or w/e. mc tells him to not do so much for something like that and that it’s ok if she goes alone with eito on the trip.

it’s the day of the trip, and mc goes alone with eito. she notes that a lot of dads did indeed come along for the trip. she apologizes to eito and says that she did talk to eisuke about the trip before, but he’s simply busy for this day. and im like... but girl, you were the one who told him not to change his schedule for the trip. yes a trip may seem less important than business ventures, but don’t make it sound like you weren’t the one who stopped him. lol. idk why im pressed abt this single line of dialogue bc later she does realize she fucced up there well eito is just like w/e about it and has pretty much accepted that sort of thing

anyway eito goes missing later and one of the kids said that he told eito that his dad (eisuke) didn’t come bc his dad thinks that his work is more important than his son. so eito got mad and ran off somewhere

and then mc finally gets the lightbulb moment that eito... wants to see his dad!! he ran off to go try to see him somehow??? !! wow so sweet

it’s raining like a mf but then in her search for eito eisuke randomly pops out of nowhere. He’s like “ho i did not remember saying that i wasn’t coming” and she’s like “im sorrryyy” and both me and him are like “just find the dang kid”

ok yea they find eito, he starts being a good student, and u start to see where he starts being antagonistic towards his dad LOL etc. etc. lol this story annoyed me so i don’t feel like doing the rest of the play by play orz

anyway thanks for reading my garbage LOL

#kbtbb #kissed by the baddest bidder #spoilers

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lime-gutz · 3 years

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The mercs with a SO with telekinetic abilities? Kinda like Stephen King’s Carrie White ( can usually control it but sometimes will go into a trance and cause all sorts of anarchy when horribly overwhelmed) If you don’t want to do all of them how about medic, scout, and spy :3

OOOOOOO okay that concept sounds really fucking interesting. As we all know the tf2 universe is wack as hell and so like, yeah this concept..

Let's get general hcs out of the way before going into specifics with each of the 3 to give everyone a better understanding of like...my thought process??? (I'll mention the other ones in passing through this but I'll be focusing on the specific 3 you've given me).

I imagine if there was such a 10th class, one that is telekinetic, I'll be calling them the Telepath as their class name, I assume would have gotten such an ability through means of. Well. Obviously telekinesis is very not normal so this could go lots of ways, taking into account that you mention specifically causing anarchy when overwhelmed/experiencing a breakdown I wanna be fun and say the Telepath got this ability in the form of a curse. (For what? Idk have fun with deciding, I'd like to hear!)

I would like to say they've been experiencing this curse for years of their life and had grown old enough with it to the point of knowing how to keep such an ability in check as, when not doing that it could lead to dire consequences. That being in the form of a completely wrecked house or general surroundings.

So by the time they were employed as a mercenary they are well fitted with the knowledge of how they know it works, how they personally deal with it, how far this ability can really go as in they know their limits, and how to control/keep themselves in check as to not break anything..doesn't mean that absolutely nothing happens of course but for the most part, is able to keep things unbroken.

Now, with that out of the way, let's get into the 3 specific mercs you've picked for me to talk about.

Medic:

(General)

You had his attention ever since he read the words "Telekinetic" on your papers that were given for him to observe any medical records! He was excited to meet you..and experiment on/with you specifically. No doctor just has patients with telekinesis!! He's most definitely going to take every opportunity he can to run experiments on you to see just how much the difference goes between you and just a normal human subject.

Practically bouncing on the heels of his feet, his hand lightly shaking under your firm hold of a handshake, an unsettling grin on his features as you both shook has when you first met but..again! He was excited and eager to start whenever he can with the experiments he has planned.

Insanely talkative with you during said experiments. He gets like this when he's eager to devour any knowledge and experience he can get his bloodied hands on..and talking helps him think more. He can talk about just. Super casual things that has nothing to do with what he's doing or talking about what he's doing in the moment (although you're not sure if it's for your sake or if it's just a habit he does for himself.)

Finds it absolutely rejuvenating to watch you fight on the field. You're really something! It's glorious to see your telekinesis abilities in action, while your abilities can only do so much, the much it could do was such a sight! Ohoho!! How you can break enemy bones, their blood decorating the hot sandy grounds of the desert, how you can use the rough terrain to your advantage and gain the upper hand..You're thrilling to watch.

While he can see some restraint on your part when it comes to keeping your emotions in check the best way you possibly can, (as he is well aware of what can come of you becoming wildly overwhelmed) He still chooses to work with you more on how to better your ways of doing so...better??

He's not the most patient man, not by a wide margin or patient in any sense of the word, he has to understand that it also wouldn't be wise to just. Fly off the handle when getting frustrated with you in particular for whatever reason as doing so would result in a completely wrecked base. He keeps this in mind because once they've all experienced such an attack its not really something that you can really forget ya know? That's not to say he's softer with you when talking to you or being less blunt but he can show some restraint on his own emotions just a bit for you.

(Romantic)

-apologies if the telekinetics aren't really talked about here, I feel like overall telekinetics are used more so on the battle field and not for everything the Telepath does

Realizes that overall, you've done a good job managing yourself when it comes to being grounded and staying calm in situations where he could even say he probably wouldn't be as calm. Accompany this with you willingly working with him to find perhaps even better solutions to better dealing with it and you then gain just a bit of admiration on the "doctor's" part.

I view Medic as someone who's generally more willing to let looser when he's around someone he's particularly close with. More fun, less...serious if you will?? Sure he's generally jovial and not serious, but I imagine he's even more so when around company he actually enjoys being around so it's no surprise it's what he started doing with you if you both actually gained a bit of a friendship.

It's a common occurrence to see you both messing with each other in a playful manner, nothing downright cruel or mean, just playful. Ex. When he tries the "Ohoho! You can't possibly reach what you're wanting! Look at how short you are compared to me!" Being a tall man and holding something out of your reach to which using your telepathetic abilities you're able to slip said thing out of his hands quite easily, which leaves the man chuckling as he means it all in good fun.

If you're sitting there like "wtf I want some soft stuff too give it to me you bitch" I reply "okay man mfuck" and give you the softer stuff like, right now. Never fails to get a small smile out of him if you were to use your telekinetics to just brush a stray hair our of his face and smooth it back in place to keep his hair neat. Or if you use it to push his spectacles gently back on his face correctly and no longer crooked on his nose.

Enjoys just the simple touches such as you hooking his arm with yours as he works for a little bit if the work he's doing doesn't require a lot of movement, or just a simple kiss to his cheeks and nose..maybe a peck to his lips if he's busy with something. Not to say he doesn't enjoy more lingering touches when he's not horribly busy however!

Quite enjoys laying his head against yours and leaning some of his body weight onto yours and you doing the same back to him as to balance the both of you out into something more comfortable. He finds that your presence is good to have while he works, helps him feel down to earth and less tightly wrapped in his spiels of thoughts.

Scout:

(General)

Finds that your presence and abilities are both handy on field, although he insists you're not as good as him..he's not gonna not give you credit for how utterly fucking cool it is to see someone use something that resembles literal super powers!! But! He also finds your skills useful for playing any tricks on an unsuspecting teammate...if you're in on it of course, if not he'll complain and whine to you that you should at least try it with him and to think of how cool and funny it would be if you did.

Beg you to do things like, for instance, could you make him fly in the air? Your abilities can only go so far of course and not wanting to disappoint, you were successful!...for a few minutes before his ass flopped onto the floor and he got a bloody nose. However as if blood was not dripping from his face currently he was insistent that they have got to try it again sometime!! Flying felt so cool!!

Probably the teammate who has the most interest in your abilities solely for the fact he thinks it's super cool and only thinks of cool ways for you to use it cause..c'mon!!! He doesn't understand why you wouldn't just use it all the time it would make SO many things easier!!

In an attempt to understand you as a person better and how you live with such an ability he's keen on asking questions if you don't get annoyed with him asking so many and then shooing him off. His questions are more so for curiosity and getting to know you reasons as opposed to Medic's who curiosity was mostly scientific.

He's a dude who has a sense of longing to have..someone to like/relate to. Someone to trust and call his friend! And if you're able to show him that you're someone who can deal with his antics, questions, and things that others will find annoying but are things you accept of him..hey man. You got his loyalty and friendship. Take good care of that.

He really likes to talk about just a bunch of things if you're someone he considers a friend. He's not holding back! He's gonna let you hear all of thoughts he has in the world! Or..talk to you about more serious things that only you as friends would share with each other and no one else perhaps...his worries with his mom and knucklehead brothers, or you and your worries.

(Romantic)

Scout is someone that could be described as super touchy with those he feels close enough to. Which st this base, he doesn't consider anybody quite close enough for anyone to ever see. 'Cept you of course. Growing closer to Scout he's way more comfortable wrapping an arm over your shoulders, giving you side hugs, bumping your side with his affectionately and such.

Okay in his defense with that date he tried to set up with Pauling he totally wasn't expecting a giant fucking mutant bread to come and attack the lot of them so, technically while Spy considers him a failure in the department of wooing women the set up of the date wasn't....horrible???? I mean. It looked like a prom yeah but hey! He's learned a thing or 2 from that experience and so he's more likely to have something at least slightly suited more to your tastes since he's gotten to know you better.

You like to push his cap over his eyes quickly with just a flick of your telekinesis before battle starts, leaving him to laugh and fix it before he quickly and effortlessly catches right back up to you anyways. It's okay though, he gets you back later by pressing a cold beer to your neck if the battle is won.

If given the go ahead by you he'll sit with you somewhere and have either an arm draped over your shoulder or your head on his chest as drones on and on about whatever it is he's currently thinking about. He likes talking, and you like listening to him talk even if you don't follow every single thing he says, you get some comfort out of it.

He won't admit to anyone..but you maybe, that your a huge softspot he has. Like, his family is his softspot..and with family that includes his mom, his brothers, and you to some extent, and he'll be sure to remind you every now and again that he's loyal to you and only you. You can trust him when tells you, but reminding you about that fact never hurts!

Overall, he trusts and loves you to the fullest and he can only hope that you return both of those in full back to him. He's indulged the most information about himself personally and his worries to you and only you, and you've done the same for him.

Spy:

(General)

Standoffish with you in your initial meeting. Your first impression of him was one you couldn't really say was kind or nice in anyway. While the man wasn't downright cruel he still couldn't be described as nice. After all, he did blow smoke in your face upon initial meeting. However, you didn't return this first impression in kind back as you were quick to gather the smoke blown at you in a sphere kind of shape and have it blown right back in his own face, his expression souring quite a bit.

He can be mad all he wants, but you let it be known on your first meeting that you're not letting yourself get pushed around. Something that while not in that moment, he grows to appreciate and admire that you're not gonna let people like him walk all over you.

Once you've proven your worth as a teammate to be welcomed on the team by proving yourself in the face of battle, he's lightens up on you considerably. He views his actions as a sort of..tough love kind of situation if you will. He figures that, if you're really deemed fit enough to have your own spot on the team with the rest of them..then he has no need to keep being tough on you as he thinks it would no longer be necessary if you're already here to stay correct?

Finds some of your antics when using your telekinesis amusing..not that he would admit that out loud of course. You swear you might of heard a sucking in of breath to laugh, soft chuckles, or hell even a few snorts from this man a few times when you mess with people but..you also didn't have proof it was him so you wouldn't know completely.

Has admitted to you at one point that you were more tolerable to be around as opposed to the other teammates, not to say that none of them could hold good conversation no, but most could get a bit tiring to socialize with and it was quick to make him want to reside back in his smoking room. You however, were someone he can actually bear to talk to for more than an hour.

Can also admire your skill and how well in check you can keep yourself, it shows serious restraint on your part and that's not so easy for everyone. He finds it admirable that you try so hard as to not cause any kind of harm to anyone or break anything.

(Romantic)

Okay dunno if you can tell but this guy is very much not a low key kind of partner. He's one to shell out quite a pretty penny on gifts he knows you'll enjoy or dates he takes you on. It's a love language of his.

Is also not low key at all when it comes to affection much in public. Hand holding, kisses to the corner of your mouth, kisses to your hands and forehead, the works of that sort but is sure to not overwhelm you if you're not to heavy on that.

You can give the love back whenever you're on the base, super simple things that sure, aren't as out there as Spy's but are gestures he can appreciate no matter how small they are. Using your telekinesis to fetch him a lighter from across the room as to not have him get up to retrieve it, or to use it to tidy up his tie or flick dust and dirt off of his pristine suit.

You find that although unwilling to part with too much information himself, he's very much listening to things you have to say. A sharp eared good listener if you will, he supposes all of those years of eavesdropping on his end has done him some good as he's very much still listening even though he may be occupied with something.

Indulges himself in your company far more than anyone else. Mostly in the dark evenings as he's usually off doing his own things after battle whatever those things may be. Isn't one to talk about work when everyone is clearly not having to do it as of right now, he just wants to wind down at least a tad (as he never allows himself to completely relax as that would pose a danger to the kind of job he has of course.)

Finds that your a good reading partner, not for reading out loud to or you reading out loud for him but, you're someone good to be around if you wish to work around someone who has a bit of life around them as although silent in speech you're not silent in activities that don't require talking. Reading for example, you don't speak but you're also not silent, your soft breathing, maybe the quiet whistle of your nose as you breath out, the light sound of your bouncing your leg against fabric, or just the sound of rustling and turning pages. It calms him.

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