#idk i'm not a lawyer

[asterism343]

ace attorney au where if someone commits perjury the judge beats them to death with his gavel

at one point it's revealed that he's actually REALLY buff under those judge robes

[emmuhhhhhhhh]

Petition for a driver to make a white helmet with perfect red spots so when they do the perch™ it's my man Toad from Super Mario Bros.

The helmet perch™, for context:

[daintymayhem]

Technically speaking, is it LEGAL to be selling myo slots? i just thought bout that

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[roxanneslosteyes]

I thought this might be funny

Heads up! I know it might not be canon, I saw a screenshot of where it said Francis is implied to be Anastacha's dad on the wiki and it could be the dev trolling the fandom (Not the first time I seen indie game devs having fun with the fandom and messing around with their game/games or that screenshot is straight up fake which is sadly is a possibility) since Francis and Anastacha both have tired eyes (Also it might be a reference to "My/your dad left to get the milk" meme and Francis is a literal milkman 😭) due to this, The wiki says it's implied that they are ex-husband and wife the only link to this proof was the screenshot I mentioned about Francis being Anastacha's dad, SO of course, take this information with a grain of salt as I don't know if it is canon or not canon.

But hey, I'm just someone trying to have fun even if it's canon or not

[bismuth-soup]

Thighs look big in this pic

[erikahenningsen]

regina as a lawyer is something i didn't know i needed. also, give us headcanons, pls! (with prof cady)

Regina is a criminal defense attorney with a private firm. She did start as a public defender but she got poached pretty quickly.

People always underestimate Regina based on her looks and then she just. eviscerates them. Her insults are legendary. People fear her.

Regina has an entire closet just for suits. Suits in every color. Suits in a variety of patterns. And racks and racks of heels. During a trial she never wears the same suit twice.

Regina always wears red lipstick during closing arguments

Regina practices opening/closing arguments with Cady and Cady doesn't really ever have any useful feedback but she finds it very hot

Regina has a TikTok where she gives legal advice/reacts to things in the news

Cady is a math professor and she has a photo of her and Regina in her office and a student sees it and connects the dots that that's the hot lawyer from TikTok and it spreads like wildfire around the school

I'm not saying Cady and Regina do courtroom roleplay in the bedroom a lot but I'm not saying it never happens

Regina's coworkers take bets on how many times she'll object over the course of a trial

Cady's favorite nights are the ones where she's grading papers and Regina is prepping for a hearing in their living room in their pajamas with some candles lit and mugs of tea although there is the risk of Regina suddenly going "HA" when she finds exculpatory evidence and scaring the shit out of Cady

Sometimes if she has a light day Cady will bring coffee to Regina at the office and Regina's coworkers are fascinated by how like. normal and chill Cady is because they know Regina as this incredibly intense and aggressive and successful litigator and then Cady shows up in a flannel and is like yeah I teach math (and Regina is so uncharacteristically soft with her)

Edit: (I just thought of it) Regina listens to 5-4

[mariocki]

Patrick Troughton guests as ruthless racketeer George, out to silence the man who can identify his brother as a murderer, in Dial 999: Key Witness (1.26, ABC, 1959)

[puzzledemigod]

So let me get this right

Edgeworth had a quarter of life crisis, went to Europe to find himself, realised Phoenix gave his life meaning, and came back ready to confess.

Meanwhile Phoenix, who used to openly admire, be worried about and even give excuses to Edgeworth even when he was kinda mean, was so personally offended by how much it hurt him to think he was dead that when he came back Phoenix completely shut down every good emotion he felt towards him and started acting like a petty teenager with a grudge.

And now Edgeworth is the one reaching out and questioning his morality and acting hurt when Phoenix is mean to him. Interesting.

[ricky-mortis]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeya Ricky,

Im throwing your ask back at ya. what starkid character would you play if you could pick one? And hey since I added TCB I'd love to hear ur thoughts on those characters too ',:3

Hiiiiiiya Jesse!

Good lord you’ve turned the tables.

As a devout techie whose acting experience doesn’t go beyond reading for people in rehearsal and memorizing monologues for freshman year drama class- I really had to stew on this. Like REALLY stew.

I also took a page out of your book and went through each musical character by character, but I won’t bore you with that whole hectic process. Plus also- I’m not going to include TCB because, as you so aptly said when you answered this, Agent Curt Mega would SWEEP. Not even a competition like- dream role right there.

Uhm but yeah, as far as Starkid roles go- the conclusion I’ve come to is that I would want to play President Howard Goodman from Black Friday.

Ok hear me out right- it’s a small enough role so that it wouldn’t be too overwhelming, I love a good jab at the incompetence of American officeholders, and he’s just a silly pathetic little guy who would be fun to play. I’d have a blast yelling about an eldritch stuffed doll and running around in a goofy little space suit while getting sung at about the inherent capitalist nature of Americans. And bonus if we’re talking roles as well, I wouldn’t be opposed to being shopper #4.

In case you’re curious, other runner-ups were Richie, Ethan Green, and Duke (but I could never live up to Curt’s portrayal of Duke are you kidding?).

[boxwinebaddie]

hi uncle nina! it's my birthday today and u don't have but will u pretty plz consider reposting that part of ch6 of rm where raven in on the phone with kenny b4 his hate with jers? i thought it was super cute and i really wanted to read it :3

awwww, happy birthday, darling! i hope it's as lovely as you are!

and i--sigh.

okay.

i hate complicated feelings surrounding chapter six ( aka the introduction to the iconique ravesey hate that i deleted from stress ) because i actually did love it...i just rushed the hell out of it, didn't plan it out very well and it was a mess. it could have been a lot better.

part of why i deleted it was actually because of that ravenstan/kenny phonecall because i felt worried that i revealed too much about how not cool and actually boy-failure-y stan was too early and could have kept the suspense going longer but aaaaaa i just wanted y'all to see how CUTE he was, like??? and how nervous! AAAA!!!

buuut considering the cat has been out of the bag, or rather, the raven has flown the nest for some time now...and it's the beauteous day you were born...i will humbly present you with this b-day present in the form of my incompetent idiot girl ramblings/writings, though, i fear it is not at all as grand the gift of your life is.

so, without further ado darlings, here is the endearing, embarrassing phone call ( it was over discord actually ) that ravenstan had with kenny prior to showing up to blondie's for his little hate-date with jerseykyle. it's a mess and unedited, but regardless, please know that from whatever hurts or harms you, i hope you heal, please rem(ember) to smile, pendejos,

and to now, as always, angels:

please enjoy the very, very...

worst part of your day. ;)

-uncle nina <333

[transjeffdr]

some CN-themed doodles with mostly Blossom PPG because I keep getting Nicktoons Unite on my dash

[jimmyspades]

JAMES SPADER as William Ashbury SHADOW OF FEAR (2004), dir. Rich Cowan

[stardustedknuckles]

It's interesting, what it means to cast a spell on someone who is faintly undead - when people sweep for undead, hollow ones give a faint aura - that prevents the person from becoming undead. Being undead is what made Laudna who she was.

That body has been dead 30 years. They may be looking at a full blown true resurrection to get Laudna back, and if they do that, they can give her a completely new body. A live one. One Delilah can't squat in.

They may have just locked Delilah out of Laudna for ten days. If they play their cards right, they might be able to stop more.

[enby-hawke]

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[alvariearmy]

Book Smart or not, I would argue with a ghost that my cousin and I should not have to give up unknown years of our life to appease it. Especially knowing there is a chance that ghost is my ancestor. Little bummed that you absolutely need that trait in order to appease Charlie Shaw without you or Tabitha sacrificing years of life, likely decades given how aged you became after.

[other-peoples-coats]

perennial reminder (because of a friend, not me for once) that your job will fuck you, but it'll never love you.

toe the lines you have to, swallow what you gotta to pay rent, but keep notes, use what benefits you get, and double check that you're actually getting what they owe you.

and as ever, join your local union