#idk if sherlock would think it was prey

[amerasdreams]

Some of the employees looked horrified at the new millipedes at the pet store

I want one.

[johnlockedinwarstan]

Adlock

Idk.

They are just to similar I think. They think and look alike.

It feeks very much hunter(Irene) prey(Sherlock) to me and I just don't like that dynamic.

I read Sherlock as asexual or demisexual and that clouds how I see them working as a couple(I dont think it would).

I think there are some consent issues with the drugged kiss.

I've said before I don't think Sherlock knows what he feels for Irene. I still think that.

Fandom at large don't take this as an attack because like My ship dynamic isn't necessarily healthy(Mary shot Sherlock, John beat him to a bloody pulp). This is just what I think. I hold the right to be wrong.

[justanotherboyinblue]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify!! 

is your room messy or clean? ...depends if i don’t have company, or i haven’t been made to clean it, it’s relatively messy. well. it’s not messy to me, because i know where everything is and why things are...not...put away, but messy to Literally Everyone Else

what color are your eyes? brown!

do you like your name? why? i Love my name mostly because i chose it and i like how it sounds I Just Think It’s Neat

what is your relationship status? taken! i have two beautiful partners that i love very very much

describe your personality in 3 words or less Chaotic Disaster Gay

what color hair do you have? also brown dkjbsgalk

what kind of car do you drive? color? i don’t drive! don’t have my license yet

where do you shop? anywhere and everywhere alksjdb meijer? ig?

how would you describe your style? Grunge

favorite social media account discord! ‘s how i talk to my babies :3

what size bed do you have? a twin! v comfy, v bouncy

any siblings? unfortunately two brothers both are Assholes

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? switzerland honestly first of all, lgbtq+ has been legal there since 1942 like look at them Go oh my gosh also! i love german, it’s such a fascinating language but the biggest reason? that’s where moje rojena wants to live

favorite snapchat filter? i don’t have snapchat, and don’t really plan to kjasbdl

favorite makeup brand(s) don’t wear it! the only thing i use is chapstick lmao a wonderful vanilla chapstick by Eos

how many times a week do you shower? sometimes every night, but mostly every other night! so three or four

favorite tv show? oh gosh there are so many she-ra is probably at the top i love supernatural, and elementary, bbc sherlock, person of interest, steven universe there are a bunch of amazing shows i love!

shoe size? i think i wear like a ten and a half quadruple e do with that as you will

how tall are you? 5′4 i think probably

sandals or sneakers? flip flops!! or barefoot kadjbsgl

do you go to the gym? i don’t think i’ve ever even seen the inside of a gym

describe your dream date cuddle pile some show or movie on tv So Many Blankets but the most important thing the Most Important thing is that my babies are with me and that’s all i really need

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? i don’t have any cash, but i have like a little over $50 on my card

what color socks are you wearing? white with gray designs

how many pillows do you sleep with? normally three, but i’ll bring in another three if i want to build a Nest:tm:

do you have a job? what do you do? no job! i think my first job will be working at my local library

how many friends do you have? uhhhhhhh no idea a dozen? idk maybe half a dozen i really have no idea, and i have a horrible memory

what's the worst thing you have ever done? I Will Not Divulge Such Information

what's your favorite candle scent? there’s this one candle we have that’s tide+kelp scented but it just smells like a speedstick it’s awesome

3 favorite boy names Leo (obviously) Tobias Axel

3 favorite girl names L(again, obviously) Celeste i’ve always loved the name Andromeda as well! 

favorite actor? Ezra Miller!! they’re a nonbinary icon, first of all, and they’re an amazing actor in my opinion! they’re Credence in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Barry in Justice Leauge

favorite actress? hmmmmmmmmmm probably Margot Robbie tbh love her stuff also? have you seen the trailer for Birds of Prey? we Stan

who is your celebrity crush? don’t have one kjdsablg

favorite movie? oh gosh I Cannot Choose A Favorite Anything Okay i love Avatar(the one with the blue aliens not the Disgrace Of A Movie), and The Dark Knight, Captain Marvel, Abominable, and so many others

do you read a lot? what's your favorite book? i do! i used to read almost a full book every day Finding Me by Katheryn Cushman is really good, and so is Five Feet Apart, i love the Divergent series too!

money or brains? brains duh, if you’re smart you can make more money but if you’re an idiot with money what happens when you run out

do you have a nickname? what is it? not really kjabdsga my partners have their nicknames for me of course, but with my actual name you can’t have a lot of nicknames Leo calls me Q, i’ve been called Stefano and Viktor, one friend used Quimberly for a while akjfgbslkdfg

how many times have you been to the hospital? other than when i was born, i think only the once!

top 10 favorite songs Here We Go sweet tooth-Scott Helman adderall- Max Frost bambi- Hippo Campus roxxane- Arizona Zervas grixtronics- GRiZ iSpy- KYLE truth hurts- kidz bop (fuck off it slaps) walk man- TMG mr.clean- Yung Gravy peach scone- Hobo Johnson

do you take any medications daily? nope! 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) definitely oily

what is your biggest fear? Ya Boi Out Here With Abandonment Issues

how many kids do you want? i’ll stick with my fur babies thank you very much

what's your go-to hairstyle? in my face covering my right eye so i can’t see with it because it annoys my mother and i think i look Hot

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) medium i would think? we don’t have a second floor or a finished basement, but i’ve never had to bunk with either of my brothers so

who is your role model? no one specific! just, kind people, yk? 

what was the last compliment you received? i think it was on...monday? when Leo kept telling me i was adorable XD

what was the last text you sent? to a gc with my partners saying i was going mia because I Have The Right To Not Interact With Anyone For Several Days And Watch Movies  no i will not be taking criticism

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? like somewhere from seven to nine i think i have no idea dude, i have the memory of a goldfish

what is your dream car? .... 1967 black chevy impala

opinion on smoking? bad for you, love the smell, not gonna tell you to stop, will just worry quietly in the corner because i won’t tell you what to do with your life

do you go to college? nope! still in high school, i probably won’t go to college tbh

what is your dream job? owning my own bookstore! with a cafe a cat cafe i have it planned out to a concerning degree

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? i’ve lived in one place my entire life and it’s on the side of the highway with no neighbors so Suburbs Be Like Scary

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? oh absolutely

do you have freckles? no and i’m salty about it

do you smile for pictures? of course! never with my teeth tho because my canines are halfway up my face :)

how many pictures do you have on your phone? don’t have a phone! i have a Whole Bunch on my computer though

have you ever peed in the woods? did not work out tried once Never Again

do you still watch cartoons? of course i do i’m gay it’s legally required

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonald's? i’ve never had McDonald's nuggets but Wendy’s has the best for sure

Favorite dipping sauce? ranch or campfire sauce

what do you wear to bed? pajamas???? in winter it’s long sleeve tees with fuzzy pants in summer it’s basketball shorts and whatever twenty-year-old shirt i can find in my closet

have you ever won a spelling bee? i’ve never entered one so no homeschool for the win

what are your hobbies? Anything On A Screen and books mostly books on a screen but i’ll occasionally pick up a paperback also food and swimming

can you draw? s o m e t i m e s

do you play an instrument? i played guitar for a while, but i broke one of the strings and don’t have the tools to replace it i really want a ukelele

what was the last concert you saw? i went to a college campus for four days with my youth group, and a band named Sing Love played every night

tea or coffee? Neither

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Also Neither i’ve been to starbucks one time and it was the most disappointing drink i’ve ever had i am a loyal biggby customer  even though i haven’t been there in over a year

do you want to get married? not in the traditional sense i couldn’t even if i wanted to because the us said No Polyam Rights

what is your crush’s first and last initial? L.R. + L.G.

are you going to change your last name when you get married? probably! or we’ll both take a new one together

what color looks best on you? warm colors!! i do look Fabulous in a nice cool forest green though

do you miss anyone right now? Of Course I Do I’m In A Long Distance Relationship With Two People

do you sleep with your door open or closed? closed if it was open my asshole cat would eat all my hair ties and my fairy lights

do you believe in ghosts? nope! 

what is your biggest pet peeve? uh people who assume? ig?

last person you called? Leo XD

favorite ice cream flavor? mint chocolate chip!!

regular oreos or golden oreos? The Golden Ones  they taste like lemon even if they’re not the lemon ones i love it

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? i don’t like sprinkles because i’m a Monster

what shirt are you wearing? i’m Not It’s Hoodie Season

what is your phone background? my tablet backgrounds are Leo and L because i’m a Sap

are you outgoing or shy? Both i’m getting a lot better in the confidence department, but i still get nervous and overwhelmed sometimes!

do you like it when people play with your hair? I Cry Every Time and so does Leo it’s adorable

do you like your neighbors? if i did i would hate them because i Can

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? not outside of the shower

have you ever been high? nope

have you ever been drunk? nope

last thing you ate? leftover itallian mac n cheese

favorite lyrics right now ..... ................. raindrops on rose and whiskers on kittens~ sTICKING-

summer or winter? winter!!

day or night? night, of course

dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk! or dark with sea salt

favorite month? hm maybe august because it’s just starting to get cold, but you can also still swim on the warm days

what is your zodiac sign pisces! as i’m sure is obvious

who was the last person you cried in front of? my mother Because Leaving Me Alone For Five Minutes Is Impossible

thank you Luxet for the questions!

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Fandom Meme - B, C, D, I and Z ^_^

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

I’m sure that there have been but the only ones I can think of off the top of my head are crossovers and idk if that counts

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)

no probably about it, I hate any and all ezra fitz ships (except ezra x dying and/or ezra x life in prison)

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t (again: be nice)

Sterek - I’m really uncomfortable with the idea that Derek, who was sexually abused when he was a teenager (by a woman who murdered his entire family) would turn around and date a teenage boy when he was a grown man

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

Most fandoms that I’ve fallen out of have been tumblr related tbh but especially sherlock (not all fans are bad by any means but it just, ruined it for me

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)

im not going to go off too hard but I absolutely hate when fans will defend grown ass men preying on/stalking/dating teenage girls and then turn around and hate those girls (the examples that immediately spring to mind are ezra fitz and the salvatores, especially because i see so many people defend damon and stefan and hate elena)

[denimsnake]

54, 55, 61, 63, n 64 for both Martin n Felix >:^) <3

thank u jake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

54) Does your OC think with his/her head or heart?

Martin: Heart for sure. Super impulsive!! From the outside, he seems really carefree but he's got some anxieties.

Felix: Head!!! Ultimate overthinker & often paralyzed by indecision. He tends to go along with Martin's harebrained schemes simply bc it means he doesn't have to make any decisions, but he'll make a show of grumbling about it & poking holes in the logic.

55) What are your OC’s thoughts on death?

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION FOR THEM BTW 💖💖💖💖💖

Martin: he's kind of fascinated with it bc it never sticks for him and he spent a few centuries experimenting. his mission for a long while was to find out why he can't die and that obviously necessitates a lot of Thinking about death so i think he's pretty much desensitized to it, to the point where he didn't have any issues helping Felix find his prey (before they realized Martin himself was an unlimited supply of blood. it took a while. they're kind of stupid.) -- it was always deserving people, though! like, french aristocracy.

Felix: for a long time the only way he could survive was to kill people (before he realized he had befriended a living blood-bank) & he fought in a war before he became a vampire & before that he grew up in a rural area so death has pretty much been the only constant in his life

61) What is the general impression your OC gives other people?

Martin: Mostly (& somewhat depending on the time period), people think he's an absent-minded scholar or something, which is pretty much accurate.

Felix: He's off-putting to some bc he doesn't make himself "presentable" to people he doesn't like. Some (ie, wealthy) people get offended. Regular people think he's just some guy, and he prefers that.

63) How does your OC display love?

Martin: pet names. spending time just hanging out even if they don't talk. he's big on physical affection too, even as simple as a pat on the shoulder or whatever. he's a cuddler for sure.

Felix: ALSO pet names; they have pet name battles (the winner is the one who comes up with the most ridiculous, embarrassing name). gifts & acts of service!!

64) What are some habits your OC has picked up?

Martin: Since mmm around the mid-19th century he's smoked a pipe (one of those curved, Sherlock Holmes-style pipes. idk if they have a specific name) purely for aesthetic reasons. He always always always wears a cravat or some other piece of neckwear because a few centuries ago he got beheaded (long story) and blows that would be mortal if he could die leave scars. When he has a drink he absentmindedly plays with the rim of the glass and it makes sounds sometimes.

Felix: He likes to play dice on the street (but he definitely, definitely doesn't have a gambling problem 😐) and he picks at his fingernails to relieve stress. He likes to go on walks to look at the stars, which gets more difficult the closer we get to the modern era.

[whore4batfam]

why im not a bad brother and why damian owes me a trix yogurt and why bruce also owes me a yogurt for keeping a secret from alfred and why alfred owes me a yogurt bc i had to deal with this mess and JEAN SHRIMPTON  WANNABE CAN GET ME A SPOON

by Timmy D (and Kon stop labeling everything in the fridge as bird food it doesn’t stop Bart he literally ate dog food once because Cassie said it was high in nutrients which is true but also wth why would she say that in front of him when she KNOWS–)

RIGHT OKAY SO don’t ever let my family say i don’t do stuff for them BECAUSE I FRICKIN’ DO i not only gave up my last reeses cup for cass but i also sacrificed MY LIFE 

i repeat, my  L I F E 

for the gremlin

okay so anyways it was my turn to patrol alone because hur dur dur mr. robin redbreast head was off being a bobbsey triplet and mr nightass was off world and cass and steph ANDF WHTEVER THE POINT IS that i was off to be a single man of wonder for the night which is. like. total win. 

#1 right here

so im breaking up fights and skulking around like sherlock holmes / edgar allan bro because i say “CRIME BE NEVERMORE” 

caw caw motherfucker red robin is here

so look the thing is penguin is a shit but a classy shit he wanna a lamborghini sip martinis and look hot in bikinis

SO HE WORK BITCH

(im sorry steph was studying for midterms and she marathoned britney from 1990 to present and she played that one like 8 times because her film 300 paper on Christoper Nolan (pffft) was due and we may ahve taken jello shots not sure) 

back to the aquarium That I Have Not Mentioned Until This Point But I Was There. so Gotham aquarium is on drugs because they’re like “oh how nice a moray eel exhibit how could this go wrong?”

HOW COULD THIS GO WRONG IN THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY IN THE U.S. OF A  

and moray eels are like expensive as fuck to transport and marine fish are becoming more and more protected by the Law so penguin was like “bitch i’ll just import it from my backyard”

and because im #1 i knew this thing that he would do because I’m a detective and i know things

look i’m not going to explain what happened but i did end up in the tank with the moray eels and here’s a science lesson kids:

moray eels live in tropical and subtropical seas and have a wide jaw with sharp teeth. this jaw enables them to grab onto their prey. Romans kept them in seaside pools bc Extra af and bravissimo taste 

(so now we know why penguin wanted them yum yum social status)

moray eels generally do not attack humans unless provoked and 

#1 man of wonder got a date with that beauty only the thing on the menu was ME 

so i ditched bc im not steve irwin tho i wish i was 

i nearly drown, break the lock but also coincidentally my hand, escape the tank, and save the day! WHOO! 

#1 DOES IT AGAIN CAW CAW 

cue approx 28 minutes later im at the manor after texting steph to patrol with a screenshot of britney’s “work bitch” music video bc my hand is shot like its p much shattered which haaahhhhhh not the plan but im cold and hungry and what i reallY REALLY want is a trix yogurt 

sidenote: trix yogurt is the 90s in a cup

but i only have disgusting european goat yogurt at the apartment because 1) I’M AN IDIOT 2) i was trying to eat healthy and be an adult but we all know that’s not going to happen because instead you end up walking down to the freezing garage at midnight with a broken hand staring into the renegade emptiness and struggling to open the lid of the trix yogurt AND IT TASTES SALTY BC OF UR TEARS 

anyways i don’t have a spoon so im doing it the old fashioned way and scooping the yogurt with my tongue when a car (the C4 Chevrolet Corvette which was bruce’s dad’s car so i can deduce they’re coming from somewhere nice but not too nice maybe like a science thing) comes in at steady pace and im like cool cool just licking up my yogurt. and then the car stops. 

and the gremlin JUMPS OUT like the evil goblin child he is 

[sort of like that part in sleeping beauty when prince philip is all tied up like a sex slave but totally not and maleficient’s evil minions are hopping over the bonfire which im sure is like imagery of SOME Milton thing but i digress]

and then B gets out all slow and calm which means he’s pissed and trying to be a Dad about it but idk why he even tries that bc Dames always pushes it too far and everything ends up like scrambled eggs only NOT as delicious and Dick is like “hey im the peacemaker this is my role in the family im so glad im no longer an only child thanks bruce good fucking call” 

so i sequester myself into the corner just trying to eat my yogurt because I CAN because Alfred left for 3 days to visit Julia, which he never gets to do but everyone worked out patrol and civilian identities and he eventually agreed. so im nervously licking my yogurt not even enjoying myself any more bc 1) family drama ruins everything and 2) im not at the hospital when i should be bc i have a shattered hand and B would be pissed at me for stopping for a trix yogurt break

not that he would understand becauuuse TRIX IS FOR KIDS

i am aware that i am an adult but tbh i’m still seventeen and wow it feels like i’ve been seventeen for a while but

perks

so demon brat is screaming about something and Bruce is Ignoring him but his jaw is getting tighter so im assuming at this point that this has something to do with 

Amélie de Parnasse

who Dames thinks is the devil, which is a coincidence because I think he’s the devil but y’know personal taste and all that. Amélie de Parnasse sort of looks like jean shrimpton but with grandpa glasses and Dames is CONVINCED that B has the hots for her or something but he INSISTS that she’s evil and B keeps saying he is not dating Amélie but we’ve all heard that one before but from what i can gather gremlin sabotaged Amélie’s presentation and also took B’s credit card to do so by hiring ninjas 

which, suffice to say, B was not happy about and went “that’s not who we are, don’t do crazy things, yadda yadda yadda WAIT YOU DRUGGED THE REPORTERS no patrol” 

but dames is like “ur not the boss of me boss-man” and bruce is like “um ?? who else is called boss-man around here? its me go to ur room” but Damian WON’T and is like “you’re being STUPID and DUMB and I’M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE DUMB AND STUPID”

Bruce finally is like “go inside i don’t want to discuss this further ho hum i am an adult watch me not get upset with a ten year old child”

well that disappeared real quick bc gremlin point blank REFUSES and says “NO I SHAN’T I SHALL STAY HERE FOREVER BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GO ON PATROL WITHOUT ME BECAUSE YOU ARE A FOOLISH KUMQUAT” or something like that bc the kid’s voice hasn’t cracked yet and tbh all i can ever hear is shrieking idk how Bruce or Dick understand him bc it all sounds like koala screams to me

here’s a reference (listen to it all the way through for the demon growls its spot on)

Well Bruce legit shrugs and says “that works for me” and goes FUCK IT and flat out SCOOPS DAMIAN UP AND GOES MARCHING TOWARDS THE DOOR and im like well good shot little buddy next time you’ll stick it to the man 

but ol’ lucifer baby was not down for the count yet, nope. 

instead, Damian sticks out his arms and catches the convertible car door with his evil possum hands.

no problem for Bruce, he just disregards the kid’s shoulder sockets, no sweat, and tugs

this goes on for several minutes and its just weirdly silent tugging and im STILL licking my trix yogurt bc this cup is WAY deeper than i realized and my tongue span in comparison to the cup volume is getting its tongue-ass kicked and i’m watching this play out silently because it’s waaaay too late to announce myself now and B will just be all blustery “WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHINGGOTOTHEHOSPITALNODONTWHERESALFREDWHYARECHILDRENHARDWHYCANTIFUNCTIONINTHEDAYLIGHTBLAH” and im in a delicate state tonight so no thank you please 

so i’m licking the yogurt and Damian is like, perpendicular in the air right now and it starts to look like an figure skating routine of stubbornness (because this family is nothing if not stubborn) when. 

RIIIIIIIIIIIIP.

(okay it didn’t sound like that it was more like WHUMPH but)

the car door was literally ripped off its hinges. 

now, old poppa Thomas Wayne’s convertible opened up real fancy 80s, like this:

so looking at that now it’s not totally implausible that this would happen but. still. 

So Bruce is staring at the decapitated arm and Damian is staring at it and I’m staring at them staring at it because I just witnessed 1) an example of brute-like strength and 2) the most embarrassing family spat since Jason and Dick’s egg and spit battle (gross and what even??) and they STILL don’t know I’m in the corner eating trix yogurt with a broken hand and a bleeding tongue because PLASTIC CORNERS ARE TRAITORS

right so two things are either going to happen here. 1) Bruce is going to like, laugh or something weird and mention some weird article from 1997 that he found outside a doctor’s office in a parenting magazine or like walk away like it was nothing and this will turn into a footnote on an excel doc or 2) Dames is going to receive the most unholy spanking of his life 

i start panicking because they are rising from their stupor and Bruce’s eyes are like electric blue fire and it rapidly starts looking like it’s going to be the latter so I, a moron, step forward because yeah I can seriously dislike him but I’m Edgar Allan Bro and you don’t leave a little brother hanging like that

SO CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER

“I BROKE MY HAND” I bellow and it echoes in the garage like we’re in Pincocchio whale’s belly 

Bruce twists to look at me and Damian goes BOOKING it upstairs and yeah goodluck gremlin i’ll pray for u when i’m not cursing you for getting us into this mess 

Well, Bruce does his typical  “WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHINGGOTOTHEHOSPITALNODONTWHERESALFREDWHYARECHILDRENHARDWHYCANTIFUNCTIONINTHEDAYLIGHTBLAAAAAAH” and it develops exactly how i DIDN’T want it to go, so yeah everything sucked and I was like “are you mad” and Bruce like “why would you think i am mad” with a Mad Face™ and I’m like lol? no reason -.-

anyways idk what happened to gremlin or B but he DID extract a promise from me not to tell Alfred what happened because apparently yanking hard enough at your kid until your dad’s old corvette door snaps off is not considered a good idea and Bruce was like “I can handle it Alfred go visit Julia don’t worry I am an Adult™” which like. no. 

i DID get a stilted thank you from the demon brat which was uncomfortable but kind of nice too because it’s nice to be appreciated for putting your life on the line. or like. your yogurt because B took it away from me when he was fixing my hand and i never got it back. 

and that was the really painful part in all of this. 

because trix yogurt is my life and my life was taken away from me and i sacrificed my LIFE SO I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THAT.

but yeah. that was tuesday night.

#1 right here

EDIT: turns out  Amélie de Parnasse actually was the devil or at least a witch and NOT Glinda the Good kind and may have been using the moray exhibit as a distraction for her presentation of hypnosis and possession.  

which…yeah…

yikes. 

Thanks for reading! ^.^