#idk man i just think hes neet

[b0y-bl00d]

genuinely considering starting a Paul Blofis loving sideblog... man is making his way to blorbo supreme wow 

[coffee-at-annies]

6+43 you pick the pairing.

6+43: Bookshop AU+Dance of Romance

This is very hard for me because I fully believe most hockey players cannot read. There is reason the Sidney Crosby School for Hockey Players Who Can’t Read Good is a thing that I believe with my whole heart that exists. You said dealers choice on the pairing so I hope you’re ready for an entire au and many, many pairings. Remember, you asked for this.

Anyway small independent bookshop owners Sid and Geno. They’re gay and married and semi-successful and it’s cute.

Kris is the bitchy barista who barged into their store one day and bullied them into adding a cafe and then took over running it.

He’s got some sort of situationship going with his longtime regular, Tristan, who has never picked up a book in all the time he’s been coming there. He is there every day for his caffeine fix and to do suduko or something else juuuuust close enough to be book adjacent but isn’t reading. I’m not sure there’s enough thoughts in Mouse Boy’s head to read a whole book. At least that’s what he wants us to think and I’m gonna give it to him.

Jake and Bryan (Rusty) are two kids Sid hired from the local college that basically never left after graduating and are still here.

Flower runs the bakery down the street and makes sure Sid has pastries for Kris to sell. He has tried and failed to lure Kris away to do coffee for the bakery. (Flower also used to work at the bookstore but left to go pursue his dream of the bakery and they love and support him but Kris isn’t leaving).

Marcus and Ricky are two Swedish dads that come in for kids storytime and let their kids play around.

They’ve started bringing new Swede-in-town Erik and his daughter with them.

Chad doesn’t work for the bookstore but will occasionally stop by kid in tow for Sid’s storytime.

Ryan Graves just got hired to run the late night shift so they can be open later. (Yes this is a graveyard shift pun)

Magnus is the delivery man who drops off and helps unload book shipments.

(This is a very crowded small bookstore)

Ned is there regularly for book club with EK, Reilly (who is new in town) and Jason (Zucker) (an old regular), along with old not quite married couple Carl and Patric (Hags&Horny).

(All people I believe can read, unlike Jarry)

Jared and Brandon are around somewhere. Probably. (Look I love them).

Zach and Conor and Teddy used to work in the store while in college but unlike Jake and Bryan they left after graduation. Some of them are still around town but some of them have moved away.

The only people I’m missing are 4th line and I’m sorry idc where cookie and neets are tbh and BJC is around. Probably. Maybe he’s a regular, maybe he works the register, idk idc.

That leaves, basically everyone you just said “hey you forgot X” aka Lars Eller and the kids/wbs. If you were wondering why I didn’t mention them, that’s because this fic is about them. Well actually it’s about DOC and POJ because my brain decided that’s the pairing. Don’t ask me why. Big Z is right there with the rest of his harem but no we’re doing PO and Drew (probably because of that silly tortilla video). Anyway all the boys are college students at the local college. Drew is in a study group with Radim, Valterri, Jansen, Vinnie, Sam (Poulin), and Ty (Smith). They’re all taking Professor Eller’s class and they meet up once or twice a week in the bookstore to drink coffee and go over the homework.

Where is PO you ask? Well he’s behind the counter working under Kris as the backup barista. Don’t worry, this romance isn’t going to be customer/barista. No, no. The reason they started meeting here is because Drew works at the bookstore. He’s been there for about a semester (and the summer) but hasn’t really spent much time in the cafe part. It’s not until Big Z talks Drew into running study sessions in the cafe that they start noticing each other.

See PO took Professor Eller’s class last year, so one day, after watching the boys struggle for with the homework for way too long, he pops out from behind the counter and sits down and helps them out. He’s welcome at the study sessions and sometimes when he’s not on shift he’ll bring his school work and while they’re majoring in different things it’s nice to bounce ideas off them.

If you want to know what they’re majoring in, actual real life DOC majored in sociology while playing for Dartmouth. PO has not been to college but he did tell Taylor that if he wasn’t gonna be an athlete he wanted to be a vet or a psychologist so I’m going with he wants to be a Vet Tech and is majoring in whatever is the veterinary sciences equivalent of premed is.

Anyway they hang out at work more and more. This goes on for like a month and then Geno comes up with a big idea for a fall event. They’re doing a Halloween party. Jake and Bryan and Drew and PO have to help decorate the store and on the day of it’s filled with college students, kids, and regulars. Drew is trying desperately to avoid getting his cheek pinched by the old ladies from the knitting circle again. PO is safe because he’s behind the cafe counter serving drinks. PO has fake vampire fangs as his costume. Drew showed up in a not-couples costume with Big Z. If you wanna know what everyone else wore, please see this photo. Except I’m pretty sure Kris is either a prey mantis or the letits are out whichever option makes you, dear reader, feel more insane.

Eventually Sid and Geno shooo all their employees to go mingle and have fun. Drew and PO end up in the makeshift dance floor, music blaring, and after a couple jokes and a some negging from their friends, PO gives Drew a half twirl or something and they laugh it off before the song is even over.

It’s not until later when they’re cleaning up, all alone, music still going in the background, that they start joking about it and one thing leads to another and they actually dance. PO gives drew the full twirl. They bust a move. They slow dance a bit. They’ve never been this close. They’ve only casually touched and now they’re pressed up against each other. They’ve been hanging out at the bookstore outside of study group and Ohohoho what’s this? A feelings realization. Except wait. They’re both idiot college students. So they both awkwardly disengage to go do their job and part ways.

In the following days things are so completely awkward between them at work that Kris throws PO out of the cafe and won’t let him back until he can look Drew in the eye. Drew meanwhile cancels study session because he doesn’t know how to be normal around PO. Don’t worry they can’t continue like that for long. You see there’s a big test coming up and Z ropes PO into helping Drew out cause it’s like 40% of their final grade and Drew has been failing the at-home practice tests something terrible.

They end up staying way later than the rest of the study group going over this exam. Its way late at night, only Ryan is there to lock up behind them, and PO has just spent 4 hours explaining the test back to front - forgetting his awkwardness in the face of his determination to make sure Drew doesn’t fail. Drew definitely stares at PO explaining for a little too long, decides fuck it and goes in for a kiss. These are idiot college boys so instead they bump noses or headbutt each other or something. Poor boys. Can’t even do a surprise kiss correctly. Drew apologizes and then they do have the confession conversation and then the actual kiss. And more kisses. After that, more studying.

The end.

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

you could probably make an undertale au for sams

if i were smart i would say what it would entail but i am not, i can give around what characters would be which (not all i tried that before and my brain fried as soon as i thought who undyne would be)

moon: sans (moreso the teleportatio and science stuff more than the puns but still, could also be alphys but less weeb)

lunar: papyrus (he is just a short, more traumatized version of papyrus, down to the fandom interpritation of them! also early fanart of him made him look like swapped sans, who is also short papyrus)

earth: toriel, obvious reasons (the obvious reason is that they are both tall mommies /j/j)

eclipse: flowey, obviously (man already looks like flowey just decapitate him)

sun: asriel (mostly because eclipse is flowey and i think that would be neet cuz rheyre similar)

bloodmoon: i dont really know? probably undyne since she wants to kill you but idk

killcode: probably asgore, since dad, but idk

monty: probably mettaton

thats all i can think of im sorry its 6:30 am for me and i have gotten a total of 0 hours of sleep im very sorry

[cryptidclaw]

That Mapleshade ask from a while ago got me thinking. So what if her story sticks with canon up until she dies, she still kills the three, but she doesn’t really- go to starclan or whatever. She’s just thins wandering vengeful spirit? Maybe she still plays a role in Crooked’s story because he was a kit that was pretty much given up by his mother, she is surprised a queen can just give up on her kit that easily. So she like takes him under her wing and helps him, maybe a bit nicer then she is in the book (Idk your choice man). I think you could do a lot with her and I think she deserves way better. Another neat thing is maybe River Order tells spooky ghost stories about Mapleshade, almost like La Llorona?

Ooooo i really like thissss

I especially like the idea of her being a kind of La Llorona figure!!

I also feel like her story would work really well for the don't harm/neglect kits rule in the code, it would just make sm sense....

Oh!! What if there is a myth that if a cat dares to neglect or harm a kit they will be haunted and cursed by the spirit of Mapleshade....

And Creek's mom indeed gets cused by Maple lol

I also would want her to be more nice, like in canon she's very evil, which I love, but I think it would me neet thematically if she was more motherly and caring towards kits and good cats, while she is wrathful and vengeful towards cats who harm others, especially kits!

[molluskzone]

random fun facts while im thinking about it because my google drive is so disorganized rn that its easier to put it on tumblr

-eves parents arent using her childhood bedroom for anything, they just made her live into the basement when she moved back into their house for No Reason

-blake is named after William Blake (the artist). a wild choice considering blake was not a very popular name in 1985 (stats are mixed on this if you google it but out of the few people given this name nearly all of them were male until like. the 90s. LOL)

-eve was a psychology major before she dropped out

-out of the main 3 characters, two of them dropped out of high school and the other dropped out of college LMAO. none of these people are staying in school #fuckeducation

-if blake DID finish high school, she likely wouldve gone to college for computer science. if she was in her 20s in the current day she would 100% be a software developer but im not sure if this is the route she would take in 2005

-eve is more a collection of traits she was taught are desirable than an actual person

-post canon blake becomes a taxidermist once she decides to stop being a NEET. eve works in sales or something (cant go into detail because i. do not know. what goes on in Business Offices. what do you Do in sales jobs. i think she understands equally as much about the corporate world despite working in it). if isaac had lived past 22, he wouldve either stayed working random minimum wage jobs or become a car mechanic or something.

-blake hates shoes because shes #based I HATE SHOES I WOULD NEVER WEAR A SHOE AGAIN IF I COULD GET AWAY WITH IT. i have to live through her on this one. she only begrudgingly wears then in rainy weather or winters because wisconsin cold is no joke. same with coats

-isaac will be like "idk how i keep getting into Situations :/ i just try to mind my own business and try to keep my head down man why is this happening to me" *vandalizes public property* *attempts arson* *heckles important pillars of his local community* *gets blackout drunk in public* *loudly calls most of the general public morons for widely-held religious beliefs* *gets into physical fights with strangers* "anyways im just a chill guy"

-isaac doesnt have his own computer, he messages people by "borrowing" his roommates old macbook (specifically a powerbook g4 (aluminum)). eves parents have a family computer, but she also has a desktop setup in the basement (its just like. shittier. havent decided the exact specs yet) blake's family computer is in her room and she is basically the only one to use it (it is also a desktop).

[thesugarhole]

dd2 spoilers, though i think most neets have already finished the main plot + character stories. also hope this is coherent enough and im not misinterpreting the character a whole lot

i think the way sarmentis shrine ends is interesting. im not super in love with it, but like, i can believe that cutting off his own finger to ensure he doesnt play that song again in the future would be something hed do.

but at the same time, theres better interpretations to it that lets him still do that action without the end goal being "to not play the death melody* anymore". for example, being driven to the edge from the king&courts abuse and playing the song, physical shock feels like a good enough at-the-moment impulsive decision to get out of that mental state. (its the 101 on self harm)

like... this is the guy that rose the fandom ranks as the darling character by entering the damn hamlet in full clown costume with a just as unhinged & murderous atitude to boot. its evenly balanced with his actual personality and love of performing music / comedy, even if a lot of that now is tainted with bitterness and cynicism

so idk i think that if he went to the trouble to learn it and know what it was capable of he wouldnt quit it permanently after just one use. thats the whole point of the finale skill, at least in dd1, hype it up enough for a devastating result. imagine your jester does one finale on the hag and then is like 'and thats enough of that!' and drops dead in the family guy pose. and then gets up and finale the skill is permalocked like come on.

but i think that what stings extra was that he. i guess regretted using it after using it on a bunch people that had been abusing him for god knows how long?? its not unrealistic, sure, lots of victims feel bad for the abuser etc but i feel like it is for him. he never striked me as the type of guy to ever feel regret for just desserts type of revenge, at least in dd1. am i getting my point across or is this a bunch of nonsense rambling. anyway yea also tagging in case anyone wants to help me out with this one but idk 👉👈

*darkest dungeon has always been supernatural but personally i hate this change idk.... melody so bad you shit your pants and die idfk. let the man grab the dirk while no ones looking and cut the tyrants hands clean off like good ol times. make it a cool fighting montage where he keeps taking random ass weapons from others and striking them right back with said weapons. he wakes up later with a ringing to his ears and everyone chopped to bacon bits lol. i guess 'killer melody kills everyone in the room except the performer' is a more reasonable explanation than 'random clown successfully eviscerates everyone with knife he found laying around' sorry i like ultraviolence in fantasy settings :/ (jokes)

[codenamesazanka]

i’m so so sorry for this, it’s a bit mean, but it really is so funny to me that Shigaraki and Dabi, despite all the parallels, the opportunities, the potential, and now the briefly entwined backstories— just have no relationship to each other. It’s at an absurd degree now. AFO and the Doctor, the experimentations and the Noumu, vessels and hatred… you would think they have to intersect at some point.

Dabi meeting Shigaraki way back in Chapter 67/68 was like fate, ngl! i'll admit it! Heir and Spare, both part of the AFO conspiracy, paths finally crossing. Then as Dabi put together the pieces, as the League grew closer, as doomsday approached - months of rich potential material, and…

nothing.

Last time they had a real dialogue exchange? Chapter 222, three years ago. Interaction? Barely. Just one facial expression reaction to all the horrific things they’ve each went through? Nope. Horikoshi put a force field there, like it’s on purpose. plot restraining order of 50 feet apart, always. Man has to know how much fans wanted to see them do stuff together and he just said nah. Maybe he's gearing up for a grand slam. idk.

I once saw someone say that Shigaraki+Dabi’s unrelationship is a void that probably shouldn’t have existed. Because on paper, you really would expect something to be there. Two prominent Villains, on the same evil-doers team, lots of parallels one can draw; and then especially the fact that one of them is the leader, so story rule demands him to have a second-in-command/trusted advisor/friend-that-is-the-exception-to-his-hatred-cuz-that’s-the-simplest-most-basic-way-to-humanize-the-villain. Had I never heard of HeroAca and someone gave me the run down, I no doubt would’ve expected that dynamic. Before MVA, I too was eager to see what would become of the evil duo. Look at that, they talked about shogi. Dabi called Shigaraki ‘Boss’. There was Smash! Stuff had to be happening.

Instead Horikoshi sorta ‘gave’ the role to - of all people - the weird looking lizard man with pink hair in a polka dot outfit. The character that would ditch Stain for Shigaraki? Spinner, the Stain cosplayer. Dude who came to sympathize with Shigaraki? Spinner. Guy who pledges his loyalty to his leader? Spinner. Fellow loser who formed a bond with gamer NEET, and gets really distressed at the latter’s misfortunes? Spinner. ngl, Spinner was a surprise, and I love him all the more for it.

[tsuki-sennin]

Momo Monday! School appropriate edition!

Can't swear constantly on school grounds! Speaking of which, would this be considered the elusive school festival? Cause if so, I say we go to the haunted house first! Then we can hit the games and grab some cheap, definitely-not-safe-to-eat microwave takoyaki!

Spoilers, I guess...

-First one to get a bajillion points gets to go home. Gotcha.

-Oh look. Prinicpal Allergy. He sneezed so hard he disappeared and sent Haruka back in time to 10 frames or so ago.

-Ok, I know these kinds of allegations can ruin a creator's career, but Haruka, you absolutely should be beating these people up. Or better yet, eat their katsu sandwich right in front of them!

-Subs are pretty cool people! ...well uh, except for this one I had throughout middle school and high school. I think she liked me. Or just as likely, she saw that I was autistic and thought I was a ticking time bomb and therefore decided to be nice to me just in case, but either I've heard through other subs and students who had her that she was pretty racist, so that's a big oof.

-Haruka's look of "Oh God dammit" is something I treasure.

-Soooo... public schools in my home state of Georgia typically have budgets on par with a Robert Rodriguez movie, so a substitute teacher who only accepts food-related bribes as payment is probably a dream come true for the school district I was in.

-Then again, Shinichi seems like one of those teachers who'd make you read ahead.

-Reppin' that NEET Life, amen brother.

-Oh I disagree, money is the sexiest thing ever. I love thinking about all the filthy horrible things it enables.

-...ok, I change my mind, this man reminds me of those teachers who'd have like a bajillion ducks or stuffed dogs or cats on their shelves. Like, I've seen a few of those at my school. This man would have an endless supply of monkies~

-Imagination. The Rainbow Line would be proud.

-Gaming? In class!? How epic.

-Ohhhh, spicy wasabi. He's killing it.

-Oh goddamn! They're really going at it with their alleged partners!

-I'm gonna try!

-You've got a warrior spirit, Haruka-chan!

-Twochers.

-Litterbug.

-Well don't shoot so much, Tsubasa!

-"I'm a mailman!"

-Again and again, he delivers the mail.

-"Ohhhhh, I see. You lost." Said the Professor, having finished eating his imaginary noodles.

-Oh my god, even his undies are peachy.

-No no no, you guys were pretending to make out with hot chicks and play video games in the middle of class. Haruka doesn't have to take any more of your gump.

-Jaywalkers.

-Ayyy, Birdie and Doggie, together in a B-plot! ...er uh... what I assume to be the B-plot.

-"Do you even have friends?"

-"No. I have... accompaniment."

...those festival guys and those dancing ladies must be pretty hurt by that.

-Ohhhhh, what the hell Hatano?! Why do you keep breaking chairs!? Now the arts budget is gonna get clipped because the school board isn't giving up their plans for a scoreboard produced after 2010!

-MOMOI-SENSEI YOU MONSTER

-Shogi Suzuki. They call him... something funny related to shogi, I can't decide which. Maybe his waifu in Persona 5 is Hifumi, idk, it'd be very based of him if that's the truth, but...

-Wow, Tarou's really making a festival out of this.

-Checked.

-"Hey teacher, why do you beat me, other teacher, bird guy, and the doggo up sometimes? Is that like a cultural thing?"

-These dynamics are delicious.

-Oh boy, another challenge episode!

-And yes, these callback jokes, haha, very funny, you spoiled them in the trailer from last episode!

-Though I have a much easier time believing Shinichi could instantly resort to these, to be fair.

-...where'd his shirt go?

-Tongue twisters~!

-I love the students' apathy so much. "Oh great, both of our teachers are super weirdos and friends with the Plagiarist. Maybe if we don't speak up at all,

-Oh hey, this really is just like my old school!

-Don-dammit, we're in school land now.

-It's learning time :)

-Oh, man, I feel that. Spring (I assume is when this takes place, assuming broadcast time period and in-show time are the same) allergies are the worst. ...though strangely, I haven't felt them all April...

-OH MY GOD HE'S BURNING HIS STUDENTS ALIVE THAT'S HORRIBLE

-Fuck you, I hope your allergies make you explode.

-Yeah, definitely a teacher over the age of "suitable to teach children anything other than how to make pipe bombs or racist statements."

-OH HE PUNCHES DOGS

-AND BIRDS!?

-KICK HIS ASS TAROU

-"Uhhh, yeah, how do we beat him up before these innocent schoolchildren burn alive!?"

-Sononi-sama, I do believe that is either the smell of burning paper or the smell of burning human flesh.

-"Sonoza, your laughter sucks and you should feel bad about it." -Sonoi S. Sonoson, 2022.

-"Join us, become our slave, peach boy!"

-...weeeeeeeeeell, if you handsome fellows and that gorgeous lady are willing to hire, I'll do a lot of things for 20 an hour!

-Disciplin't.

-Moooomotaro Zan, Momotaro Zan!

-Ahhhh, yep! Time for ZyuranTyranno's help! ...I wonder if we're ever gonna see a version with VroonDump? That'd be pretty epic of you, Toei, just saying.

-Ohhh, Don Leg Buster do a freezy!

-Hmmm... I believe that's the... Fiveman Avataro Gear? Chikyuu-Ki? Are we gonna get a marketable plushie Greek chorus again?

-Probably not.

-Your manners are abhorrent, Momoi-Tarou.

-And Don-Kaito hangs about.

-"You guys just keep sucking enough to be worth helping get stronger! ...but it's not enough! C'mon, c'mon! Keep up the pace, damn you! Hustle, hustle!"

-Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Wife Focus, Wife Focus, Wife Focus!

-You'd better not say anything mean about her, Inoue.

-I'm only half-joking there, by the way. That being said though, I do look forward to next episode.

[dabihaul666]

New 'round here. You say you love all villains..even AFO? Yknow cus he's like..bad. Stinky bad man. Bad.

Love Spinner though, thoughts on him?

ON AFO:

''stinky bad man'' its ok anon we can use our big adult words here. CORRECT. I do love ALL the villains.* I appreciate afo as a villain! his fight with all might in camino ward was GREAT, very exciting to watch. afo even was taking over shigaraki's body or whatever for a bit?? who was supposed to be his like perfect heir or whatever? I can't say I love this most recent manga update though... it kind of seems like hori is changing his motivations and they don't make a whole lot of sense. idk i havent read it yet tho just the summary lolololol. but without that part he's just a good old fashion big bad evil villain!

this new thing where like, villains are ''too bad'' to be liked or appreciated is so silly to me like. ok so u want lackluster villains that never go too far or do TOO bad of things? you always want them to have a deeply traumatic childhood sob story? would that make what they do okay? re like - people compairing shigaraki and dabi and todoroki shouto and overhaul's backgrounds.

how on earth would bnha world keep spinning without afo? ''you know he's bad, right'' is so.... lol weird to me. like yea thats why he's good.

ON SPINNER:

tbh i like spinner! i just don't think he has what it takes to be a villain! i was always rooting for ''redemption arcs'' or whatever you want to call them for spinner and twice.

spinner's still really different from the rest of the league. ive said it before but he wasn't down for going against police in the chapter 160 highway chases. the anime glossed over it but spinner was demanding answers from shigaraki when they were fighting machia! when the league took over that mansion belonging to the anti-heteromorph cult!! he believed in stain's ideals the longest out of the league!! i think he should totally guide a movement for heteromorphs i love that for him, but im just not convinced he would have to stay with the league/liberation front for that, and i think they (plf +afo) know it! the plf needs his fans to stay relevant after they lost like 100k of them members, afo likes to make everyone do his bidding, i think both of them are trying to stroke spinner's ego a little bit, make sure he knows they find him a valuable asset u kno what i mean?

so i like spinner i just never talk about him bc he's not..... really evil enough. he doesn't appeal to me personally. he's kind of coming into his own but he was WELL out of his depth when he first started tbh. like also with magne, i would classify her as more dedicated to the league than spinner because she was ready to throwdown life or death instantly against some random dude. tbh idk how old spinner is but he just seems young sometimes, which yknow maybe because he was a gamer neet due to heteromorph racism and stuff in his ? smaller town? iirc. he was way in over his head and that really kind of cemented for me when i grew to love some characters more than others if this makes sense.

BUT WELCOME to around here anon!!

if i come off as hostile or talking with too much hyperbole or extremism its bc i have been here for a very long time and put up with a fair(unfair?) amount of things lol. my main goal is to mind my own business making bizarre and niche aus for myself and maybe like a few other ppl and friends with my evil little meowmeows. if they haven't killed someone they probably dont interest me too much :p

[ryuichirou]

Hi Ryu! I read on the wiki where its mentioned that Erwin used to have a crush on Marie. Now, if we imagine of an AU where there's no titan and there's no wall (lol), do you think Erwin would settle down for marriage and family since his greater cause is basically... Idk, lost its value? I always have a feeling that he would be such a great father (that, or I'm blinded by his charisma). There are butterflies in my stomach everytime I imagine him dancing with his daughter on her wedding,

or him with a graying hair reading book peacefully under a tree shadow. Omg I swear this is really sappy... It's just, I know that he's not as young as other soldiers & he basically will carry hell upon his shoulders if he lives, but it's sad to think that there will be so much thing unfolding before his eyes, if only his life was not cut short.. Sorry for the long ask!

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To be honest, I don’t think this world having no titans would’ve changed Erwin’s marital status. Of course, we don’t really know anything about Marie or whether she even knew that Erwin had a crush on her, but I personally like to think that Erwin is just too weird to have a traditional happy family, and Marie would’ve rejected him anyway. I think this is one of those scenarios, where you can take away all of the things that prevented a character from the traditional idea of happiness (in this case titans), but for some reason they still end up not fitting the “normal life”.

Erwin is creepy and weird, he said himself that he was being told that since he was little. I feel like if this world didn’t have titans, Erwin would either find something else to theorize about or just gamble a lot. This man is a gambler and needs risks in his life, after all. Erwin’s an explorer, a somewhat adventurer (him being a neet doesn’t really contradict that, I think it actually amplifies these qualities) and is really obsessed with his ideas badly enough to trick his friends and comrades, he even recognizes it as his flaw.

I don’t know if he’d be a good dad either. He’d be loving and probably soft, that’s for sure, but he feels so clumsy to me. He knows perfectly well how to lead an army, but does he know how to act around children? Or will he just shake their tiny hands all officially and mix up a baby stroller and a shopping cart on a regular basis? He also might read them history books with some morbid details because this is probably what he used to read as a kid, with his dad being a history teacher and all.

Sorryyyy, I’m not the best person to discuss these things with… I’d say I’m the worst person to talk about that, actually lol I just don’t like the idea of the traditional happily ever after all that much hahaha.

You can imagine and write whatever your heart wishes, of course. If imagining Erwin living a long and happy family life makes you happy, who am I to judge.

[monst]

Hi sweety. How have you been? All good? I want to make a request. Can you continue to imagine ‘Inviting the league over to your place for thanksgiving’ but at Christmas and New Year, I think it would look great by this time. Thx sm, rest well and have a merry christmas and new year pd: i new request things so idk wheres the request box sorry foto that also i not good at english;(((( sorry. Hope you do it 💗💗💗💗

^.^

The madness continues:

Lov of villains that make an appearance – Shigaraki, Dabi, Toga, Spinner, Kurogiri, Twice, Compress, and you!

This probably won’t make sense if you haven’t read Thanksgiving with the LOV.

Warnings: More shenanigans, Suggestive comments? Cursing and crude/dark joke ^.^ Pe dumbassery Enjoy your time with La familia! Lmaoo I just re-read the thanksgiving one  :’D. there was like five spelling errors…..

 Shigaraki had demanded that he be invited to all of your family’s future gatherings when he was sitting stuffed as a turkey on Thanksgiving the previous month. You were pleasantly surprised that your last gathering went semi-smoothly… If you ignore that your uncle was streaking over to the neighbor’s home……  

“Are we still on for tonight.” Your boss had asked from his spot on the couch. You really hated him sometimes you thought as everyone’s eyes were on you once more. “Yes (Name) are you still on for tonight? And are we allowed to know what you’re going to be on for.” Spinner sassed. “It’s obviously her family’s Christmas gathering.” Toga pouted.

“I was already invited.” Dabi grinned. “Someone told me it was going to be lame and, to come over an entertain them.” Your eyes quickly met the burnt man’s eye. “Dabi I fucking swear! If she ends up pregnant the kid won’t have a father.” You threatened. “Jealous?” He teased. You flipped him off “Like hell I am. I just don’t want to be related o your crispy ass.” “Oof! Want some ice for that burn!” Twice chimed.

Dabi rolled his eyes and was about to speak when Spinner cut him off. “Your cousin invited me over as well.” A slow smirk stretched your lips. “Did he now?” You saw his scales redden. “T-to talk more and s-stuff.” “Can I be invited too!” Toga grinned. “If she goes I’m going too! Invite me please!!” Twice chimed. You sighed they were really doing this to you again. Your eyes landed on a masked Mr. Compress in silent questioning only for him to pull out his phone.

‘Hello Darlington I do hopeth youll come over to spend time with os on x-mas’ Why the fuck were you surrounded by idiots. The atrocious text made you want to facepalm with the wall… You looked to all the ratchet faces of your fellow league members and sighed. Hopefully things would run as smoothly as they did on Thanksgiving…. ‘Please, please, please let it go well’

When you arrived, you received familiar greeting ‘What the fuck took you so long?’ Wow. ‘Why are you here alone? Where’s the crusty heir?’ Crusty heir ‘Oi d-do you know if Spinner’s comin’ over?’ Hello to you too bitch… ‘You look trashy, it’s so obvious you don’t get laid.’ Says the one fucking a burnt chicken nugget… “You brought that gud Kush kiddo?’ No.. Fuck off and keep your fucking clothes on!?!

You sat there with shitty eggnog in hand waiting for the others to arrive. The sickly tree was buried under gifts leaving you confused. But since you weren’t exactly the paragon of humans you didn’t question it. You did question the choice of Christmas tree. It looked straight out of a horror movie… The first knock of the night brought to your utter joy…..Dabi.

“Ugh” You groaned wanting to shut the door in his smug face. “Play nice dollface maybe you’ll get a turn.” You wrinkled your nose in disgust. “Don’t be absurd. I’m not trying to catch an infection.” “Your loss sweet cheeks.” He sashayed inside and was promptly ignored by everyone save for your female cousin who had invited a friend as Dabi requested. You didn’t have time to comment negatively on their panned activities as the door came a knocking. With it’s opening you saw that Mr. Compress had come along with Toga and Twice.

You smiled at the trio as you invited them in. Toga pulled you into a crushing hug while you received a polite one from Mr. Compress and got spun into oblivion by Twice… “I missed you so much (Name)! No, I didn’t!” He cried. “Put me down. We saw each other yesterday!” You hissed. “Oh Mr. Sako” And it began… Your humiliation that is…..

“I’ve been awaiting you.” Your aunt grinned. She looked creepy… “And sir Korugiri? Is he not coming (Name)?” She asked pulling away a smirking Compress. “Sir Kurogiri?” Toga repeated. “He likes milfs” Twice informed. “……I… I seriously didn’t know you knew that word….” You mumbled. “It’s okay (Name)-Chan there’s a lot that we don’t know about Twice!!” Toga chimed. ‘o.O Like what??’ You thought.

Spinner came knocking next he was swiped away by your cousin who disregarded tradition and handed him a nicely wrapped gift. “The lizard doesn’t get to open presents first!” Your uncle hollered. “Shut the fuck up he can do whatever he wants.” Your cousin shouted back. “Oh, can he now! You’re just trying to get double dipped you whore!” He yelled back at your male cousin. Toga grinned turning her attention to the escalating drama. Twice began to eagerly instigate both sides. “You tell that lizard fucker!! Spinner is a good boy!!”

You groaned in frustration. “Ma tell your fucking brother something!!” He yelled his face beyond flustered at being outted in front of his crush. Sadly, he was promptly ignored as your aunt was lost in the kitchen boasting about how marvelous of a cook, she was to Mr. Compress. The argument persisted and you thought things couldn’t get any worse. Sadly your thoughts jinxed it and, you received background music…..

The lewd sounds bled through the thin walls of the apartment and stopped everyone’s bickering. “The fucking slut.” Your uncle scowled. “Right!?! She can’t keep her pussy dry.” Your male cousin agreed. “It’s not like our comrade is any better he’s always trying to get his dick wet.” Spinner grumbled in embarrassment. “A bunch of nasty fucks they are.” Your uncle frowned lighting a blunt.

“Not inside!” You hissed. He only shrugged and passed it over to your cousin who passed it to Spinner. “Fucking pot heads” You groaned. As they smoked you noticed that Toga and Twice had moved to help your aunt set the table. Your smile at the nice scene was ruined by your uncle who stood a top the coffee table “We should all sing Christmas carols!! Come on sing with me Jingle bells! My crack sells! Fuck yo bitch today!” He screeched like a newly made Jurassic park movie.

It was a miracle you heard the door and you debated on opening it. It could be the police, or worse, your boss. For some reason you didn’t want him to see or hear what was going on. But you knew if you left him outside he’d get pissed. And he’s very no fun when he’s pissed….. You did a once over of the living room your uncle in his drawers singing about ‘open legged hoes’ Spinner and your cousin gazing into each other’s eyes. When you looked to the side you could hear your aunt ‘flirting’ with Mr. Compress. Toga and Twice were well behaved. But, the worse part of it all was the noises coming from your female cousin’s room.

Dabi’s hedonistic ass was having the time of his life probably high as a kite as he indulged himself. In your family’s house no less. When you opened the door, you felt your cheeks grow warm. Shigarkai was once again in a fitted suit but his hair was slicked back out of his face. There was a slight smile on his scarred lips as he handed you a ‘polite’ gift of assorted cheese. The cute rat was probably proud of himself for remembering to bring a gift. Your NEET boss looked nice……. Too nice…..

As soon as they passed the threshold your aunt came running to kiss some ass. “Oh, my how handsome” she gushed not questioning his four fingered hand shake. You elbowed you in the rib “Doesn’t he look great (Name).” You rolled your eyes at her insinuation. “Look he’s even brought gifts how thoughtful” She beamed. “Sir Kurogiri how lovely it is to see you again.” She hummed looping her arm with his to drag him away. “Sir…?” Shigaraki mumbled. “Don’t question it.” You sighed.

“Sorry in advance.” You apologized as a loud moan cut through the air. “I see Dabi was here early.” He muttered walking over to the kitchen table. You followed along noticing the look your aunt gave you. You knew exactly what it meant. ‘Get yourself that man (Name)! If you don’t land someone with money, you’ll end up like me! Do you want to end up like me!’ You rolled your eyes at her and she narrowed hers at you while maintaining ‘polite’ chit chat with the ‘wealthy suitors’.

When dinner was called Shigaraki quickly took his seat beside you. He had come for the food. When skewed up words of thanks were given you all dove in. Except for Dabi, your cousin and her friend of course. They had their own meal you supposed. That just meant there was more for all of you and Shigaraki wasn’t about to complain… Speaking of which the bag of bones that was your boss could seriously put away!

“I see your ward really enjoys food.” Your aunt began. “(Name) here isn’t so bad herself.” She hinted. You caught Shigaraki’s side eyed gaze and sighed in embarrassment. Your aunt took it as some sign that he was interested. But you knew your boss that was the look of something else. And you soon found out what if meant when he leaned over you his finger wiping away food debris from your lips. “You never told me you knew how to cook.” He drawled. You knew where this was going, and you grimaced. “I’m not gonna make you food.” You grumbled only to yelp at the kick you received from your ‘innocent’ aunt.

“Don’t you guys think it could be nice if (Name) could treat us to a home cooked meal every so often.” He asked the present members who all jumped at the thought. You were met with a chorus of agreement. ‘Great not only do I have to do my missions and worry about not dying or getting arrested but now I have to cook for these idiots.’  But when you saw the excited looks on their faces you sighed. ‘It’s not like it’s too much trouble.’ You figured they deserved it, the budget was low, and you knew some of them went without a proper meal for days. Maybe you could commit yourself to doing this...

You guys sat down in the living room drinking eggnog and eating cookies. You couldn’t help but think of how well it ended. A bit bumpy but still nice. And as you saw your cousin kiss spinner on the cheek you smiled. ‘Yeah still nice.’ Toga and Twice were glued to the hallmark movie on the screen as Mr. Compress, Kurogiri and your aunt spoke of nothing. Shigaraki had fallen asleep beside you on the couch his head resting on your shoulder as you tried to dust the cookie crumbs off his suit. Your uncle lay passed out underneath various Christmas wrappers. It was nice.

You spoke to soon, the door to your cousin’s room slammed open startling everyone in the room. Out of it came your cousin’s friend who yelled and screamed. His hair was set ablaze and, your female cousin shouted for someone to put him out. No one moved an inch ignoring the spectacle. When she finally managed to put him out, they were gone. Half-nude and everything. She did yell something about taking him to the hospital…… At this point you were just too tired to care…….

You shot the burnt man a glare when he nudged you over to sit on the couch. “Why the fuck did you set him on fire.” You hissed. Only to be shushed by the movie watchers. “The bastard came inside.” He grumbled. You wished you hadn’t asked…….. Shiragaki stirred and muttered “New year’s too.” You sighed in frustration. Knowing that he wasn’t the only one coming over....

[bakatenshii]

I'm begging on my hands and knees for Shiggy weed hcs missus orz

LOOK, I physically canny do this without tossing in a read more after some cheeky TWs bcos stoner shig is the biggest diddler of all, but also I’ve been thinking bout this for a whole night now and my brain.. shiggy wit the weed..

𝑆𝐻𝐼𝐺𝐴𝑅𝐴𝐾𝐼

shig makes my heart burst, and canon shig is diff from college AU stoner shig, so have both because I have no self control

canon shig definitely smoked bcos Dadgiri said it’d help his nervous scratching habit bcos he’s sick and tired of dusting up skinflakes everywhere whenever a minor inconvenience pops up

Dadgiri is a classy man and bought him a pipe, even packed the bowl for him. Coughed like a bitch after a baby toke and didn’t even inhale bcos it ‘tasted disgusting’ spoiled brat

ends up being convinced to finish half a bowl anyways, he’ll never admit it but that first high was a religious experience

soft soft soft Shiggy because I’m a simp and I say so ok no one look at me these hcs are gna be a mess bcos my heart can’t handle him

accidentally decays half the hideout because he forgets to lift his pinky but finds it absolutely hilarious, everything’s so fuckin funny to him. The league is considering burning Kurogiri at stake

lets Toga play with his hair tho bcos he’s soft and pliant, even lets them coax him into a bath, so the Warp has been redeemed

can’t for the life of him roll a joint, ends up decaying it outta frustration and wasting league money on shitty roll attempts

sativa spikes his anxiety so smokes indica only, greened out too often the first few times he smoked but no one realized bcos he’s always shut in his room anyways

playlist consists of Closer by Nine Inch Nails on repeat

college AU Shig is top tier diddler

the creepy shut-in NEET that always stinks like a mixture of smoke and something no one wants to pinpoint. He only shows up to class to psychoanalyze every girls teets and arses bcos there’s only so much a screen can provide

hangs round the laundry room too often, no one knows why he’s there bcos he only has 2 jumpers and a singular pair of boxers with a hole in them, neither of which look lile they’ve been washed in weeks

coincidentally girls panties have been reported going missing from their laundry baskets, idk why no one bothered to look in the freaky weirdo’s room

still, has a reputation for selling some good potent shit so people will come to him, although they can never tell if he’s laced if with salvia or enbalming fluid

girls being girls and will suck dick for free weed and no I’m not projecting, so by the grace of God, creepy weirdo dorm dealer Shigaraki stoner Tomura still gets pussy

smokes them up until they can no longer tell him apart from a mop, and the dry crusts on his skin auto-facetunes out via blurry high vision. The weed he smokes with them is always laced with ket. Roofie king feat. a dash of somno diddle

still can’t roll but can make shatter in his oven like Walter White so that’s arguably more impressive. Don’t ask him to make edibles because his cooking abilities start and end at pouring boiling water into cup ramen five weeks out of date

king of makeshift bongs, he cbf to clean a proper one, so he permanently smokes out of diy can bongs. fuckin nitty

physical manifestation of Creep by Radiohead

(but also canon Shig is very much those lazy housecats that get into a whole container of catnip while you’re gone. When you come home everything’s ripped to shreds while he’s just laid there staring at the ceiling. Thank u @pomsuki for the tiktok)

[madokasoratsugu]

cinderella au meta notes

or: the plotline that never happened because i was so caught up in the euphoria of writing Fritz/Lucette Cinderella AU, i forgot that i had to have a plot

also: a bunch of bonus facts i guess !

this basically spoils the whole fic (that you can read here) which contains Fritz and Rumpel route spoilers, so read with caution ! under the cut bc it got Long :”))

this meta was initially written on a tumblr post bc it was meant to be a short ~2k thing (HAHAHA). then it got so long my computer started crashing and i had to move to google docs. 

i wrote this with disney live action remake osts AND six the musical in the background. it was a wildin’ experience listening to ‘dont lost ur head’ while writing Fritz be a chaotic mess in the beginning, then listening to ‘how does a moment last forever’ when writing the Fritz/Lucette garden scenes.

Karma and Fritz are childhood friends ! both boys who were more interested in being a knight than inheriting a kingdom, but learnt their responsibilities along the way.

on that note: none of the characters were exactly...planned to appear. the initial tweet thread idea only had Fritz, Lucette and Alcaster casted - the other characters just kinda wrote themselves in this meta. 

im pretty sure it started with Karma barging his way into the fic in act one, then i had to have someone balance him (Waltz), then i needed someone to play the music for their waltz (obvs that had to be Rod), and then i got sad thinking Rumpel would be left out, but Lucette’s broken glass slipper scene conveniently needed someone. the Widdensovs just kinda came into the picture by virtue of Lucette just needing someone to interact with when she wasnt at the ball LMAO 

everyone else just didnt make it in the natural progression of the fic, and i didnt want to shoehorn them in just for the sake of having them appear.

however: Parfait was initially going to make an appearance as a duchess who snuck Lucette out to her father when she came to the castle for help when her manor burnt down. here’s a lil snippet of her scene:

(no one had, the last time she came; the smell of smoke still clinging on her, her head slamming a cacophony - surviving only thanks to the bravery of a certain court lady now disappeared, who heralded her to a servant’s exit, gave her gold and directions to her father, told her, run, told her im sorry, and cried, tears dripping endlessly from her pale pink lashes.)

Parfait is well and alive in this AU btw ! she’s just ‘disappeared’ bc she’s living somewhere secret with her goth wife Delora.

(side note: i realise Rumpel seems a lot like Lucette’s fairy godmother in the act thirteen. not intended, but i liked the imagery enough to let it stand :”)) bippity boppoty chevalier ! )

Varg and Lilja are both Swedish words. ancient Angiellian is partially Swedish. there’s probably ikea in this AU. let that sink in.

the swan mask Lucette was wearing was meant to allude to Odette and Odile from Swan Lake (because Fritz and Varg, white and black, swans are pretty yadda yadda), and i was going to write some really neat symbolism about that but i forgot lol ! 

(also the idea just never worked for me bc Odette and Odile aren’t the same people like Fritz/Varg but i wanted to reference Barbie Swan Lake (2003) ok let me live)

pour one out for our man Fritz who got rejected on his birthday. f. 

Emelaigne is the MVP. older sisters, no matter how truly Head Empty they are, always pull through when you need them. 

“isn’t the moon beautiful tonight” is a direct reference to an anecdote (which may or may not be true) about Natsume Souseki, a famous japanese writer, who translated ‘i love you’ to that phrase in order to account for the indirect characteristics of japanese speech.

Rumpel is the royal doctor, and has been apprenticing in the castle since Fritz was a child, before taking over the position as an adult ! so yes, Rumpel definitely rubbed off on Fritz in terms of values and morals.

with regards to Fritz and Lucette’s curses: i never really gave it much thought, but the vague idea i had was Lucette being cursed by Hildyr for disobedience (manipulative parenting say eye), then Hildyr dies lol and Lucette breaks her curse eventually.

with Fritz, he was likely cursed out of political reasons/jealousy and Varg was the result. works bc either way the curse meant for Fritz to be 1) inconvenienced or 2) dead/taken out of consideration for succession so like...a pain in the ass replacement who behaves the exact opposite of a prince works too.

this was hinted at vaguely in the fic, but Fritz became very secluded and hid himself in the castle for the years it took him to come to terms with his curse and break it. even then, because there was no one around him to really affirm his identity or accept him, he remained very withdrawn and a shell of his former self. 

i reckon it took him about 5-6 years to break the curse. so that’s a lot of time alone. Fritz was basically a NEET.

all jokes aside: Lucette and Fritz each broke their curses with their own willpower and effort, but remain the mostly the same because there was no one around them to truly understand or accept them for who they were, or who they became.

(until they met each other, of course)

also, idk if it was hinted well enough but Lucette and Fritz actually were in an engagement once, when they were children/early teens ! i intended to allude to this more with Hildyr giving Fritz Lucette’s portrait, which results in him recognising her, but it just never fit in anywhere. so yeah ! that’s another reason how/why Fritz knew who Lucette was at first glance. 

i figured the previous engagement would also help ease the court into their eventual marriage despite the whole ~*disgraced noble*~ thing. idk. i know nothing about western history and how it worked except for ALEXANDER HAMILTON (america sings for yooouuu) and divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.

however, Alcaster broke the engagement, as stated in act thirteen. the reason was basically: Angielle in this AU works not by a hereditary monarchy, but rather the previous monarch getting to choose whomever the fuck the want to succeed them. Hildyr and Alcaster were both in line for the throne, and Hildyr wanted to ensure that even if she couldn’t get the throne now, she still had a chance in the future if her daughter married Alcaster’s (who would then be king) son. Alcaster was like lol fuck off because he wanted power all to his family and took things into his own hands to ensure that would never happen (which involved: inciting public hatred against witches/Hildyr, breaking Lucette and Fritz’s engagement, and generally being a dick.

that’s about as plot heavy as it gets yall. the rest is just dumb idiots falling in love !

...............except for the political usurp that happens later, with Fritz’s faction forcefully taking the throne away from Alcaster’s tyrannical rule, which leads to a dramatic sway of public favour to Fritz and Lucette.

and then they live happily ever, ever after. 

(carrie underwood. yes i am planning an Enchanted AU dont look at me.)

the end !

[berri-hopefulspouse]

❤️ and 💕 with Sollux, Kokichi and maybe, just maybe, if you’re feeling it, Karkat?

❤️- pick a love song that describes your relationship with your f/o and they have to pick one as well

💕- free gush pass! let those feels fly lose in anyway you know how and gush about any and all f/os you have! what makes you like them so much? why them out of anyone or anything else?

I FOUND A WAY. BEXAUSE FUCK YOU TUMBLR MOBILE.

🖤 Kokichi 🤍

I sincerely hope you feel how much I hate you rn Fae because this is making me think of BOTH SIDES HERE GODDAMN YOU--

Anyway, in regards to songs... I'd likely pick We are Young by Fun since it's a sortve like. Chaotic but in a homey sortve sense kinda song.

...Figuring out what the fuck kinda music Kokichi likes is, honestly, a bit puzzling. I'd say anything that really kinda gets his confidence going, so probably more "badass" vibe songs. So probably something like Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge. It's a very kinda. Yandere-ish song which. My s/i's are to some compasity. But in a sense it's also very back & forth which. Is how I'd imagine he'd feel just in General in regards to emotions sjfjsmfjsjc.

💕

And I...I don't know, honestly. I've been staring for the past 15 minutes not being entirely sure what the fuck to really say. So I guess I'll just word vomit and see what happens-

Kokichi is just... I don't know what the fuck happened. I really, really don't. I remember originally going through V3 and not liking him and his antics too much due to my adversion for lies. I just... I struggle to like liars because of my own trust issues. But then after I finished V3 and really started looking at the fandom content, he started to grow on me. I cooled down, and understood better that the lying came from a place of struggle, and likely hurt. That- like most antagonists- there was a reason behind the bullshit he pulled. And once I understood that, it sortve...paved the way for things to escalate. I remember one instance in particular- I found a particular tiktok and I remember having saved it. It made me just...really happy. There's a part of me that's pretty sure Kokichi wouldn't exactly LIKE to comfort others, but something about that video calmed me down at a time when I was spiraling. And it only got more out of hand from there. I just...I want to see him happy. I do. And it's because of that that I kinda realized how I felt. I don't want him to be seen as a villain- even if he was an antagonist. He was doing what he thought was best for everyone, even if that- at the time- seemed to just be him acting all batshit crazy. He's a prankster at heart, not a villain. He just wants a place to call family. And I resonate with that. ...I often do kinda think about wearing his dorky ass checkered bandana, honestly. Or what it'd be like to be a member of DICE. I wonder what it'd be like to have a sortve life with him. A life where I love him.

...And I just... kinda hope he does feel the same way, y'know? I'm still struggling with that. Of the idea that he'd want anything aside from being more casual.

Wow okay I didn't mean to go on that much, whoopsie- ah,,, anyway-

💙 Sollux ❤️

THIS. UH. THIS ONES SOMEHOW HARDER THAN THE LAST ONE. Because both of us have POLAR OPPOSITE music tastes.

I'd likely go with If The World Should End by Jennifer Damiano- it's a bit of a tearjerker with that sortve "Tomorrow's not coming" sortve vibes which fit well with the sortve hell apocalypse SGRUB kinda fucking caused.

Sollux I feel like is more into like? Electronica/dubstep kinda music?? Which I deadass don't normally listen to. And even then that doesn't exactly have many- if any- lyrics in them. So I don't know if he'd actually be able to really pick anything that he particularly likes?? So to which I'm just gonna default to my usual favorite love song; Crazy in Love covered by the Eden Project. A bit of a cop-out I know but I legit have 0 fucking clue what that man would pick. Fae if you have any fucking ideas I'm all fucking ears (aha, music jokes-)

💕

In regards to Sollux, Idk. I've always held this sortve soft attraction to him since I was growing up and reading homestuck for the first time. But I never really acted on it growing up because I was already going through a lot of other shit. His story made me... really sad. And his little quips would make me laugh. His smile made my heart swell and his anger at others would make me root for him. He may seem more "basic" than others in regards to style- at least in the comic- or like a NEET due to his introverted nature...But he means a lot to me. For a good while, he was the only one there when I was going through a lot of trauma.

...And then, it became harder to live with. The trauma, I mean. Those who do know me, know it's been difficult for me to get back into homestuck because of the trauma I dealt with that involved Homestuck, as well as a few other fandoms. But I want to get better from that. And this is, in a way, my first step to doing so. Coming back to him is my first step in recovering from that. Owning that.

He's a dork who was a little beekeeper and loved coding and working with technology. He's not exactly the romantic type, as with most of the trolls tbh, but I know he just wants to make others happy. He struggles accepting help but he's still willing to give it a shot. And he... means a lot to me. I wouldn't go as far as to say I'd engage in a "totally hot liplock war" with him- although that's definitely not exactly OFF the table- but...I just wanna hold him and tell him everything will, eventually, be okay.

We may rib on eachother a lot and get on eachothers nerves, but we love eachother. In a way, that's kinda one of the best kinds of love, y'know? Being able to love eachother despite- or even because of the way we act and treat eachother even in the worst times. And honestly, I don't think I'd have it any other way.

[yumapii]

[A Gaudy Million Dollars] Shishimaru Takaomi [2 / 2]

Parts 1 | 2

[scene: town-park*]

Man in Suit: Hey, you still haven’t found the “Maru Shishi”**?! On the honour of Jin-sama’s name, we have to catch him as soon as possible!

// From my hiding spot behind a rubbish bin, I watch the men in suits run off in a cloud of dust and was finally able to heave a sigh of relief. //

Takaomi: ( Employing a search team over something so trivial… That guy’s actually an idiot, isn’t he? )

Takaomi: ( That was some irritating interference but now I can go to the Live. Farewell, Old Man. I’ll listen to your preachings tomorrow! )

// When I noticed the time, it was already 10 minutes before the show. As I hurried over to the Live House, suddenly a large hand grabs my shoulder. //

Jin: Enough of your games.

[scene change: takasen room]

Yuma: He’s really curled up in a ball in the corner… What happened to Shishimaru?

Senri: Ah-- you can just ignore that gloomy lion. It seems like he pointed his claws at a dragon and got his pride crushed.

// I could hear the voice of one annoying herbivore but lacked the usual spirit to argue back. //

Takaomi: ( The song they debuted at yesterday’s Live is the talk of the town among rock fans… And to think I couldn’t be there… )

Senri: Eh?! Wait, wh-why?!

// The shitty NEET sounded unnaturally surprised. Feeling curious myself, I look in that direction and- //

Jin: Come, Shishimaru.

[scene change: gym]

Takaomi: Wha- You’re kidding… “The Bambiz”?!

Jin: You wanted to see them so much that you sneaked out, right?

Takaomi: Y-you called them here?! For me?!

Jin: While it is true that as Dorm Leader it is my natural duty to be thoroughly aware of the actions of my subordinates, sympathising with their wishes is also another facet of the job.

Takaomi: ( For real?! )

// But, this sound is definitely genuine. …That’s why for the next 3 days, I decided to call the Old Man “Uncle”*** instead. //

--

* sometimes i straight up give up on where the location is, idk where this bg is exactly

** they refer to him as マル獅子, i don’t think it’s that deep but it could be read as circle lion, which is funny considering how he curls into a ball later

*** sooo this bit, takaomi usually calls jin ‘ossan’ which is old/ middle-aged man and is pretty rude. because of this incident, he calls him ‘oji(n)san’ with ojisan being 'uncle’ and more neutral, while also squeezing in that pun of jin’s name in there

[thyandrawrites]

What do you think dabis room might look like I heard that a room says a lot about a person what do you think

What it looks like right now? well, I expect him to have very little personal belongings. He showed up at the lov hideout dressed in rags so I think he was probably just scraping by until that moment. Plus he probably moved around a lot, considering his background, so it’s likely that all of his stuff fits into a single duffel bag. I don’t expect him to own any electronics, save maybe a phone and... possibly a laptop? He might’ve stolen one or bought it for cheap with his first villain paycheck, idk. He must’ve watched that Stain video somewhere, right?

People have varied opinions on whether he keeps his room messy or if he’s a tidy person. I think that having lived with the flaming garbage man for all his childhood, he was probably asked to keep everything as neat and polished as possible. So I think he might lean a little more towards the messy side, now that he’s an adult. Not too messy, though. I don’t think he’s a neet. Quite the opposite, actually. He probably spends very little time inside. There’s definitely no trash in his room, since infections are a real thing that he has to look out for constantly