#idk man i'm kind of waiting until after i see it bc maybe i'll actually hate it in person

[queenerdloser]

i'm going to see an apartment i really really like on wednesday (it is SO BIG! right in the neighborhood i like best! outside building is beautiful, on a tree-lined street, hardwood floors, so many windows!!) but i like. am trying to keep myself from getting too attached ahead of time bc it's just like a littleeee too expensive and i really should be realistic and get something about 100-200 dollars cheaper. but i love it soooo much, i want it so bad lmao.

[missuswalker]

DUDE I requested the volleyball reader one and oh my god I’m so fed it’s so good got me kicking my feet giggling cackling sweating bro (thank u cat emoji anon for requesting a part 2 ily) idk how u have such good brain thoughts to write allat

Would u be opposed to a fic of mysterion x f!reader who’s kinda like spiderman 🤔🤔🤔 omg what if it was similar to miraculous ladybug where they’re friends irl and Kenny’s all flirty then but when they’re in their superhero roles it flips n the reader is the flirty one instead?? And maybe they fight against Leslie or something sending a robot army man idk u can literally write whatever and I’ll eat it up fr fr THANK UUUUU

MEOWWW MEOW MEOW NEVER OPPOSED TO MYSTERION (and ikr, cat emoji anon is so scrumptious 😻) (i love frequent anons, they're like my best pookies) (also i love all of your ideas 🤭🤭)

don't know her // mysterion x fem reader

✮ summary: being the walmart spidergirl of south park has it's perks, especially when you get to hang around mysterion all night (pt two here) ✮ warnings: mentions of blood, kind of short (read a/n)

"Hey, I'll call you back later, sweetheart, I've got some shit to do," Kenny interrupts, giving me a 'bye'. I knew exactly what that shit was too. I've known Kenny for years and I had kind of caught on to the fact that he was Mysterion.

I take this as my opportunity to slip into my suit, pulling my mask over my head as I slide my window open, climbing onto my roof. This was just about my nightly routine at this point. Talking with Kenny on the phone until midnight, then meeting up with him as Seven.

The backstory of the name name originally came from Kenny himself. Well, came from Mysterion. Kenny had no idea that I was Seven. Basically, Mysterion asked for my superhero name, though I didn't exactly have one. After telling him that, he named me after the building we were behind which happened to be a 7-Eleven, and it kind of just stuck.

Walking down the alley Mysterion and I usually met in, I see that he's already there. "Seven, you've gotta stop coming out here, I've told you too many times that it's way too dangerous for a rookie to be out at night."

I put my hands on my hips, looking around. "You say that and then still wait for me at the same spot every night. You'd miss me too much if I stopped showing up," I tease. "Don't flatter yourself. I come here because I know you'll show up and get yourself into trouble. Don't start thinking I have a crush on you or something."

"Then who do you have a crush on? Must be a real treat, huh?" I snort, taking a seat on an empty crate. "I don't see how that's any of your business. It's just a girl from my school anyways, you don't know her," he sighs, kicking at the dirt. "I'm just curious," I defend, throwing my hands up in mock surrender.

I felt a little upset, though, that the girl has a good chance of not being me. "If I tell you about her, will you stop coming out here at night so I don't have to babysit you anymore?" I think for a moment, trying to figure out if I even really wanted to know.

"Sure," I answer, deciding I might as well. He sighs, obviously not thinking I was actually going to agree to it. "Okay, well, uhh... her name is Y/n. I've been friends with her for a really long time, and she's hot. That good enough for you?"

Well, damn.

"Nah, I'm still gonna come out here." Mysterion groans, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Well, nothing is happening tonight, just go home." I shrug, beginning to walk away. "Fine. I'll see you tomorrow."

"No you won't. You're gonna stay home."

"Keep telling yourself that."

a/n: GUYS IT'S SHORT BECAUSE THERE'S GOING TO BE A PART 2 🤯🤯

you have to remind me, though, bc i'll forget 😻

next one will have the fight scene and seven's mask gets pulled off + romance idk

not proofread (ill do it later i swear)

[bowandcurtsey]

Hi Aine! How are you?? I hope you're doing well♡ Idk if I'm late, but congratulations on having 1.k followers! You deserve it so much after all of the headcanons and one-shots you have done, all of the fluffy headcanons and one-shots never failed to lighten up my day♡ I know you have alot of requests waiting, but can I request the BC boys(captains) finding out that they're actually not having one but two babies? I hope you're doing great and taking care of yourself, I really love you so much, thank you for making smile and laugh♡♡♡

Hello lovely bby, thank you for the love and compliment for my work (｡ﾉω＼｡) Thank you for waiting for me after such a long time.. I'm finally here with your requests! I'm glad that my works cheer you up! <3

Also, since I only take 3 characters, I'll randomly pick 3 captains and if they're not the ones you're asking for, you could send your request in again (๑꧆◡꧆๑)

Also lovely bby, I've done quite a few pregnancy HCs, you can check those out too! :3

Nozel | William | Jack x f! reader

TW: pregnancy, twins, giving birth, mentions of abortion

Nozel Silva

This man was already excited that you were going to be pregnant again. but at the same time he was also a little worried, because he didn't really have a smooth pregnancy for your first.

"Congratulations Captain Silva, it seems to be that Mrs Silva is expecting twins instead of one baby!"

Nozel was dumbfounded. He was overjoyed but he was worried it would be too taxing for your body.

He was a little anxious and made sure you went to all your checks and also spent a fortune on pregnancy things like pregnancy bolster, maternity wear, pregnancy cushion, pregnancy massage, pregnancy spas.. the list goes on.

You were glowing from head to toe with everything your husband has prepared. He also took more time off to take care of you and d/n, your first born.

He ordered maids and servants to accompany you to exercise to strengthen your body, your meals were jammed packed with nutrition that you gained a considerable amount of weight.

You had to stop you husband when you were 5 months into pregnancy.

"Honey, you have to stop being so uptight, stress is not good for the baby, be it from the mom or dad.."

"I'm not stressed honey," you could see the dark eye circles under his eyes. "I'm just... worried for you. What if it's too much for you..? I don't want you to hurt yourself."

He was over protective ever since you were badly injured in a battle years ago, so he did not want to go through the trauma of losing you again.

"I'll be okay with everything you prepared for me, let's take it easy alright?"

You had to really kick your husband back to work to keep his mind off things. Having the nanny by your side was maybe better.

William Vangeance

Man was overjoyed when he heard the news, "instead of 1 mini you, we're having two mini yous! How cute!"

"It could be a mini you~" you reminded him lovingly.

"whatever it is, I hope they're like their mommy, strong and kind." he would kiss your forehead.

He would pamper you with everything, everything you wanted, every craving you had, every mood swings you went through, he would go through it all with you.

When you belly got bigger and bigger, he would use his magic to support you, so it wouldn't be too tough for you.

Would pick you and drop you everywhere you went, or else he would send someone to do so.

Also helps you wear your shoes because you cannot see your feet anymore. You're not allowed to bend to pick up anything in case you fall over.

Helps you scrub your back whenever possible. Of course he does your hair. He already does that when you were just dating.

Encourages you to exercise more for a smoother delivery, he would accompany you as well, without doubt.

He has already thought of their names when you were just 4 months pregnant. But he could not decide until the very moment he saw them.

Would be happy regardless of their gender.

He was slightly worried because it was your first pregnancy and you already had to deal with twins, but he spoke to a lot of professionals and read lots of books to help you as much as possible.

If you had to go through a c sect to be safer, then he would ask you to choose the safer option, even though it would be better to have natural delivery. Your safety is priority in this.

Jack the Ripper

Is the most distressed out of the 3 because he wasn't confident to be a good father. And now? He had to be a good father to TWO kids at once.

He has just started to learn to be a good husband and has barely grabbed the ropes. And hell, he has zero knowledge about pregnancy.

He would put his ego down and attend courses with you. Although he would ask a hell lot of weird questions like "can a pregnant lady eat cherry tomatoes?" or "will bugs affect the baby?"

You know that he was sincere and that he just has innocent but quirky thoughts. That was your Jack.

Listened to lot of horror stories of how tough it is to carry twins and how some mothers die or the babies die and how some mothers go into depression and this captain is scared as hell.

He would really come to you to ask if you wanted to give birth at all. And he would pour out his entire emotions one day, about how he would never know how to take care of the kids if you weren't around.

You had to give him a cuddle session to soothe his anxiety.

"i'll take good care of myself, and let's leave the rest up to god"

He would ask you to sign up for 101 courses.

"Bugs, there's a course on how to do cpr for pregnant ladies, do you think I should attend?"

"Lovebug, there's a swim course for pregnant ladies, should i sign you up?"

"Jack, I already signed for a Yoga one yesterday..."

He would ask if you need so many things even before the baby was born.

"Jack, why do we need the baby walker now?" You would go through his list of order before he placed the orders. "And do we need like 20 milk bottles for 2 babies?"

This poor bug was just trying his best to be a good hubby and dad, just help him out a little. When the kids are born, he would probably have tears in his eyes.

-end-

[agentdickens929]

something i draw and something.... (I was thought only few people will looking at my tumblr, but actually is me don't know I kept open the hidden button XDDD anyway thanksXD uu - - - "Heh, you get it now?" The narratior said. "I bet you're clicking on everything in this room, trying to open doors or vents or something, and "solve the puzzle", as though this game has a solution, as though it can be won. "、" I suppose you could've gotten an actual ending if you played along…"

stanley was speechless, because it would make any sense? even he run and run、yelling every way still…noone care. even the one who keeps talking in his head.

"Actual ending?" An Actual ending? Stanley thought. Yes, he did getting some endings for a while, but when every time when he just about to finish-The End Is Never-The End Is Never-The End Is Never-The End Is Never-…

then stanley's vision gradually dimmed, "What is actually he doing wrong? "、"is this time will be the last time?" or …the worst, "Can I start it all again?" he thoughts. and when everytime he able can saw again, the familiar background reappeared.

stanley start to feel…emptiness.

nothing change, none of one ending can truly set him or both of them free, even the one "Freedom Ending" that the narrator promised him, or that time when both of them stay on the starry dome、or he jump out of the window、 the map…and or what? Button ending? or the one of ending he spend like Four-hour? still…nothing change.

it start seem just fun、weird、fantasy and beautiful. I mean, it look like just a dream within a dream, and he can be the one the protagonist, he only need to do just stay there、go with the flow till he wake up, that's all.

But no…nono, the strange things started, he can feel. instinctive feeling tell he…it is REAL, it is not what kind of weird、random、crazy dream about, something is really happen.

stanley tries to find any possible meaning in this so-called game. who is another narratior? why he's narrator will forget that them was happen? or don't know about the game still have the other people in the world he created ? why the escape pod sign has write on "the narrator and the player must be present at the same time?" And is he really the stanley he been told? or just a guy to forced to be one Stanely?

Is that possible? Is it's all on his madness and stupid script? Maybe the narratior he alway know? all of it happen was just….kind of big joke to this man named Stanley? or maybe…maybe "the narratior" he been trapped in the same story who just like him? another victim?

too many question, too few options….and he restart again. feel like the game try to tell he just keep walking and diying…and diying…and dies again.

"But you won't be alone, because I'm not going anywhere! I'll be here to watch every second of your inevitable life, from the time we fade in until the moment I say "happily ever a-"!"

and In the next second, something did changed.

wait a min- *video*

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So...this kind of like a FanFiction something now (IDK bc i was not think that muchXD), when I finish typing…uh-it not look like small talk or thought. XDDDD

I was just wanna small talk about how much I like narratior line in 2011 ver, and I was thought the ture ending is when the narratior finish saying happily ever after.

so you see the reason is simple, he "hope that everyone lives happily ever after." & "he'll be here to watch every second of stanley inevitable life, til the moment he say "happily ever a-"!"

so I draw wait a minute and HEAE Show Me How . XDDDDD

*I put it on AO3 now, bc I wanna tryXD here*

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oh and…fun thing is in the video the narratior voiced all by Kevan Brighting. (some of from demo game and the game and videos and himself….he do say some things and-;; anyway love it so much, can't beli-;;

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom 14-20 thoughts!! I finished up s1 :D these last few eps were actually really really good!!!

-did. did tucker really just say esperanto was a dead language only spoken as a secret code between geeks. google says around 100,000 people actively speak it. oh my god...it being an auxiliary language doesn't mean its 'just for geeks to speak in code' ...it helps bridge gaps between people who don't have a language in common...

-danny really isn't pulling punches when it comes to fighting the ghost-cop possessed people huh. like he SLAMMED KWAN INTO THE CONCRETE SO HARD. HE THREW PAULINA INTO A BILLBOARD. will that...I mean it WOULD carry over to their bodies non-possessed, right? like if the ghost piloting their bodies gets hurt?? itd be so upsetting to be possessed, lose time, then wake up covered in bruises (and possibly, broken bones??) real horror movie stuff im sure wont be addressed in any way

-tuckers parents seem nice! I like them :)

-WULF IS CUTE AND I FEEL BAD. im so glad the gang realized he was only causing trouble bc of the shock collar walker put on him and helped. also, him wearing that big hoodie with the hood on, and thinking its subtle. we can tell youre still a giant wolfie :) THEN GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PORTAL AAAAH :( anxiously waiting to see Him Again....

-DANNY BLASTING HIS PARENTS THINKING THEY WERE OVERSHADOWED LMFAO GET THEIR ASSES. maddie marking how many ghosts she gets with lipstick tallies on the side of her portal gun? kindaaa iconic tho. (ALSO, SHE WAS LIKE, 2 FT AWAY FROM HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE TRIED TO SHOOT HIM. HOW DO YOU NOT RECONINZE YOUR OWN SON??? like sure, he might have diff hair/eye colors. but like, if one of my family members dyed their hair, and was wearing contacts, its not like id be like 'wHO IS THIS STRANGER!!!' ...he still has all his facial features!! same everything!!! I hate it here)

-paulina being #1 girl realizing danny's a friendly ghost immediately. smart queen. lancer and kwan ran away right after he made this sweet baby face at them:

which is hilarious.

-ok. im not saying his bullying is JUSTIFIED, but. dash looked so pleased with the (cute!) poster he just painted, and danny comes thru the wall and spills paint on his nice letterman jacket. his anger is justified maybe 65% of the time so far...(not the way he handles it, but STILL.) at least lancer is stepping in!! and them making a silly little bet was...cute?? until dash pulled out his GROSS UNDERWEAR AND SAID DANNY WOULD HAVE TO EAT THEM???? WHAT THE FUCK MAN. TUCKER WAS SO RIGHT ITS FUCKING WEIRD TO CARRY THOSE AROUND EWWW. THIS KID IS UNWELL. lancer was right, his animatronic setup was SUPER IMPRESSIVE?? hes actually pretty creative. danny meanwhile is stealing the fright knight's design...I hope dash is taking art classes or smth with his sports

-fright knight is the most bestest ghost so far i LOVE THAT DESIGN. I am biased towards knights, and characters with swords, but he fucks so severely. and should sue danny for copyright infringement for stealing his design for his haunted house. if some 14 yr old broke into MY house and stole MY sword, id also be pissed. his evil winged unicorn rules too with its FANGS. and he just CAN SHOVE THE PORTAL OPEN WITH HIS HANDS??? is he the strongest ghost weve seen so far? idk but hes my fav. SOUL SHREDDER IS SUCH A COOL SWORD NAME TOO. ANY NAMED SWORD ALSO FUCKS. 'flaming bedsheets of DEATH' funny king. ALSO he was polite to dash and tucker when just asking for directions and telling tucker 'oh maybe, just a suggestion, maybe be nicer to me and be more respectful :)' I LOOOVE HIM.

-I noticed this in the Ember ep, but jazz has an electric guitar in her room!! talent musical queen!! its cool to see hobbies just in the bg.

-fright knight's murder castle reminds me of the booby trapped murder castle in zexal!! another supposedly 'for kids' show with murder/trap castles! we love that. if you are a dp fan reading this, give yugioh zexal a try. its also got 13-14 year old protags and involves (alien) ghosts. the cardgame is just a vessel for the plot, which is really good. (I just want more people to watch my fav yugioh, man)

-danny. with a SWORD.

-danny doesnt NEED TO WIN this contest, dash didnt STEAL HIS DESIGNS AND STEAL A SWORD. he also got excited to hear lancer got sent to a dimension with his worst fears too just so he could win the contest? DANNY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! BRO MAYBE YOURE 14 AND HAVENT FULLY DEVOLPED YOUR WHOLE BRAIN YET, BUT...THATS FUCKED. this kid casually says the most deranged things, I do worry for my spooky son. once again, therapy needed. that judo toss was great tho. I wonder if he actually did pick up some martial arts stuff from his mom?

-danny can fly 112 mph!!! thats so fast! I love the lil montage of him and his friends testing his abilities and stuff, very cute and a good way to showcase what he can do by now and how much more proficient he's gotten from ep 1!!! I'm sure he's going to get more abilities :)

-im glad...maddie's at least TRYING this ep. I do feel for her because her husband is a man baby. but the fact it took 16 episodes to get a kinda semblance of any kind of real concern or attempts at bonding. hmm. jack's 'BACK OFF SHES A MINOR' @ the ghost trying to attack jazz. also was very funny. and him wanting to make an action figure of her? are the parents redeeming themselves to me? slightly. they gotta Work Harder

-THE GHOST. IS FLYING. THE PLANE.

-fenton machete. but she doesnt carry a PHONE??? ???

-I mean I expected vlad when you namedrop him earlier in the ep, and also the title card picture, and dalv corp being fucking vlad backwards. but seeing him just pull up on a golf cart made me bust out laughing. WITH the gift baskets prepared. why wouldnt you at least be suspicious. also, if he wants danny to be his lil sonboy, why is he so fucking malicious?? dude you are going about this in such a bad way. stop it. get some help.

-maddie not even hesitating to drag danny out. fucking good. danny is so right, go on the internet to date. get a cat. how do you spend...how many years?? has it been since college?? at least 20, right, since the parents/vlad are in their 40s? hung up on ONE girl. my god, man. incel drama queen. her kung fu IS impressive, but dude. 'we both know hes a creep' SO right. it sucks but they do need a phone and shit being in the middle of NOWHERE. also, just stealing his helicopter was great. <3

-'you must be exhausted carrying the weight of that mistake you made years ago' 'well we all make mistakes. maybe I'll make one now!' WHY DID THIS EXHCHANGE SEND ME. AND VLAD WITH THE BREATH SPRAY EWWW BITCH. 'OLD BAIT BREATH' SOO RIGHT. both danny and his mom playing him HAHAH hes so dumb. or rather, I think he thinks with his emotions too too much and is...actually pretty gullible? lmao he believed danny was ready to give in SO fast. (which is sad hes that hopeful, like you have SO MUCH MONEY YOU COULD EASILY GET ANOTHER GIRL WHO HAS A KID. AND WOULD WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND BE SUPPORTED. GET OVER THIS (1) WOMAN ALREADY IM GETTING SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT AAAAH)

-GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR. it was also in the title card, but I still got very excited. we love bears here

-SAM'S BAT SWIMSUIT COVERUP!!! her outfits are simply iconic.

-'i'd tell you to go to the mens room, but I don't think you qualify' top paulina transphobic moments. :( and him wearing a tanktop to the swim park? hmmm! (actually I think she was overshadowed by then, so, KITTY top 10 transphobic moments??)

-kitty just piloting paulina around makes me feel SO bad tho, paulina's gonna wake up and be like 'wtf do you mean I was dating this rando' like youre leading danny on to make johnny jealous, and also just POSSESSING POOR PAULINA. dude take your relationship problems ELSEWHERE. last time we saw them, they seemed like such a cute couple!! wtf johnny!! I mean, she sucks for trying to make him jealous, he sucks for looking at other girls...maybe they need a break, but Not Like This. or, you know, just. better communication...

-and the A-listers having a full packet and a stamp system. who organizes this. kwan fucking owning being the new danny though, this is hysterical. THE TUCKER/KWAN FLOWER FIELD TWIRL. UNIRONICALLY ADORABLE. and him giving it his all for the poetry slam. bless his HEARTTTT.

-Star owns. actually, all of the extra characters are shining this ep and I love it.

-INVISO-BILL??? NOOOO THEY DID HIM SOO DIRTY. DANNY SWEETIE IM SO SORRY.

-johnny and danny bein friends and staging a fake fight (which danny takes too seriously, once again this child has aggression he NEEDS TO WORK OUT) I hope these three stay friends, I said it before but danny needs more friendly ghosts to hang with.

-at this point, Danny's ghost enemies are a lot like, I dunno, batman's rouge gallery is the first thing that comes to mind. they all have their own gimmick and unique designs, but most of them are easy to beat after learning the Moral Lesson. I still get excited when any of them show up again, though. 18 is another valerie episode!!!! :D skulker really said you two will get along if I have to handcuff you together <3 and the gym teacher really said, youre married now, have a flour baby! ngl, I'm not really watching this show for the shipping stuff (which I am very scared to look at the fandom for after I finish this watch through- I feel like there's probably discourse/arguing about ships...) but. I'm gonna put my opinion out there. valerie/danny > sam/danny. maybe I just really love the enemies to lovers trope. And the secret identity stuff adds Extra Flavor.

-SKULKER JUST HAVING THE BOX GHOST AND DANGLING HIM BY A STRING. HILARIOUS. and him watching them with binoculars and making his silly little commentary. AND MAKING THE SACK BABY CRY. LMAO. THIS DUDE IS A BABY KIDNAPPER. skulker is super fun

-danny, you just...collapsed the water tower. and then attacked the nasty burger machine...mascot thingy...out of anger..I KEEP SAYING HE'S GOT ANGER ISSUES BUT. HE REALLY NEEDS A LESSON IN MANAGING COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!! So does valerie!! They're both pretty focused on each other. I mean it's good of Danny to say he's trying to make sure PEOPLE don't get hurt, but... (I mean I guess it's not something 14 year olds WOULD worry about, but as an adult im like, who's going to fix that? how much money will that take??)

-TUCKER MAKING BANK. and sam and tucker being super emotionally attached to their flour baby and being pretty good parents. that's cute...also him just straight kissing her and being like. WAIT. O_O JDSKAFHD. his mom baking them into cookies was the funniest possible result. tbh I dont feel like this is on tucker, if anything the other kid's shouldve been more responsible! He was just taking an opportunity to get that $$ which I respect

-Danny being more understanding of Valerie's situation in the end (helping her at her job, too, and trying to keep that a secret for her!!!) And seeing them work together this ep, and also her letting phantom get her out of the ghost zone...was very sweet. LOVE that. more valerie eps pls

-me when I realize vlad's big stupid house exploded because of his own carelessness with changing the ghost portal ectofiltrator or whatever: *pointing and laughing*

-me when I realize it means he's gonna go make danny's life hell for it somehow: >:(

-SCOOBY PARODY!!! I feel like there's gotta be some scooby doo/danny phantom crossover stuff, right? also, 'guys in white' men in black wishes

-'oh, that's right! dad married the love of your life! you're bitter and alone!' DANNNNNYY GET HIS ASS ONCE AGAIN WE ARE POINTING AND LAUGHING AT VLAD

-'jack, you captured the ghost boy!!' UMM. he did nothing <3 'we have a weapon's vault??' YOU HAVE A WEAPONS VAULT??? and jack didnt put a handle on the inside. of fucking course he didnt! why would you leave that to your son!! or expect him to clean YOUR LAB when its where you work with probably dangerous chemicals and weapons and hes 14!! give him normal chores, like, I dunno, vacuuming, laundry, dishes...CMON. I hate it here. But I'm glad Jack is more chill about danny while he's a ghost, and willing to work with him for this ep. AND. I DID ENJOY JACK PUNCHING VLAD IN THE FACE. AND GENERALLY JUST OWNING HIM. the ghost punchy fists are actually amazing. like yeah, just punch a ghost in the face. that rules.

-ep 20 opens with the coolest fucking ghost lady design. her tattoos can come off and fight. MA'AM. I like ur nose ring and your cape maam hello 👉👈😳

-sam's grandma is hilarious and the most valid member of her family and I love her. thats my grandma now. and tucker covering for sam by dressing as her. thats true friendship <3 also skipping school to go to a goth circus. just bestie things! sam's parents are haters but for all the wrong reasons.

-'my family has controlled ghosts with this for generations!' WAIT. WAIT FREAKSHOW /ISNT/ A GHOST? I didn't expect that...he's just a fucked up guy controlling ghosts? anyway watching danny shoot at police cars and rob banks while mind controlled. its like, the most stereotypical 'bad' things lmao. (tbh an evil ghost circus troupe is a sick concept)

this gives off big deviantart emo edit vibes

(I'm going to assume evil circus reaper danny has a lot of fan content. people love an edgy au, except this one is canon (even tho its via mind control...having the protag go evil otherwise might be hard, I guess?) but au where he stays with the troupe...that has to exist, right?)

ANYWAY. excited to start s2!! lowkey surprised by how many notes some of these posts have gotten. I've gone back and tagged them all with 'dp thoughts' so they're easier to find on my blog! ^^ and I will probably possibly do (more) fanart on my art blog after I finish the watch of the whole show, so like. @sanchoyodraws follow my art blog :)

[lowkeyorloki]

BC anon hiiii OKAY YIKES I did actually make it all the way through and not read asis until I was done with everything today however it had nothing to do with my own personal willpower and everything to do with the fact that my professors absolutely have it out for me but ANYWAY I KNEW Y/N WOULD DO IT I KNEW LOKI WOULD NEVER DUMP Y/N I’m not happy they broke up but I am kind of happy it was y/n who did it bc it means I guessed right lol ALSO okay I think that y/n is also gonna be the one to initiate getting back together however I’m on Loki’s side in this break up I almost don’t want him to take her back lol just bc I didn’t like how she brought Narvi into this like LEAVE HIM ALONE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU like I get she brought narvi into it for a reason and didn’t actually want to hurt him but like now I’m like okay Loki dont let her around your son anymore when Loki said “what am I going to tell narvi” OOF OW OW OW WHY WHY WHY and omg I also got pissed at y/n bc after PURPOSEFULLY hurting Loki (and narvi even tho he doesn’t know it yet) she decides she regrets breaking up with him im like WHAT WAS THE REASON TO HURT THEM THEN!!!! Anyway I have a lot of emotions rn also side note i love the fact that you might write more one shots and stuff for the asis universe once the fic ends im also not ready to say goodbye to dilf Loki or narvi as a character!!! Also last side note but it was perfect asis breakup weather today I swear it was so cold and rainy and windy where I live and I think it’s bc the universe is also mourning professor laufeyson and y/n anyway the vibes were immaculate tho

Hi sorry one more ask from BC anon bc okay WAIT I FORGOT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE CLINT STUFF why was I like actually kind of happy Loki failed Clint just because he could like maybe it’s just bc I personally couldn’t care less about Clint Barton as an MCU character but like IDK IT MADE ME WEIRDLY SATISFIED TO KNOW LOKI FAILED HIM ON PURPOSE??? I was like okay YES Loki be vindictive and petty we love to see it anyway maybe I’m just showing blatant favoritism here I get why that information would be upsetting to y/n but idk this chapter made me love asis Loki even more than I already did and made me even more hurt that y/n hurt him I’m like noooooooo whyyyyyyy I even knew she was gonna hurt him and I tried to mentally prepare but it didn’t work

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V PROUD OF YOU FOR GETTING EVERYTHING DONE so you could have a lil chapter of asis. As a treat. Also I'm psyched the weather matched the chapter for you because ~ambiance~ is very important. For me it was 73 degrees and sunny so :/ Also also ty for letting me know you would read more drabbles even after the fic ends! Maybe I'll just make a separate fic literally called "ASIS Oneshots" and update it whenever I have something new... I could even open requests for lil drabbles/oneshots and put them there ;)

LMAO yes I get it BC anon like it sucks that they broke up but hey if that was going to happen at least you can say you were right. It's about small victories. Also *lil jon voice* YEAH coming in hot w/the guess that y/n will initiate getting back together we love to see it. Also YES she regrets it and YES she was mean but Mr. Lokey would not let her go and that's why she was mean he wasn't giving up on her any other way... also though ms. y/n also could have just walked away lol. Literally leave BYE mission accomplished

I ALSO HATE MCU HAWKEYE he's boring and I don't like Jeremy Renner (side note can you believe Jenson Ackles almost was Hawkeye? I think about that daily). I know it's hard to put the feelings, or lack thereof, for that boring bland bowl of oatmeal of a man aside but Loki failing a student just because he felt like it is messed up. My professor glared at me in front of the class yesterday and made everyone watch me (I was checking my email at 10:00:08 and class started at 10 he was having a bad day) and I'm still not over it so if a prof failed me just because I pissed them off a few times I would cry. Also though yeah Clint did antagonize Loki. BUT YOU ARE SO RIGHT that it's fun to see Loki be a bitch. As he deserves! Like the Clint thing serves a narrative purpose obviously but I also wanted to reference Loki's mean streak because it's sexy what can I say. He made it on the Marvel villain and hero posters so he'll be a villain and a hero in asis it's the duality of man it's equality it's giving the people what they want and as shawn mendes would say it's giving cher

I hope you're doing well and have a good weekend!! Thank you for the messages I luv to hear from youuuuu :D <3