#idk maybe she’s an HR gal

[moviebunny]

I think Ragatha has an eldest sibling vibe about her but I might be projecting lmao

[holdmeclosebutdontloveme]

While Kishibe usually prefers a woman that's confident, sensual, and cheeky for him to chase around for a little while. There's something about the meek ones, the shy gals that hesitates from the attention, that he gravitates to.

Maybe, it's a fantasy or an itch he barely scratched when he was young. The women he picks and chooses do have some sort fire in them that resembled Quanxi and, well, he was rightfully picky. Nothing wrong with preferences after all.

So maybe he tries someone different this time. Even in his old man age. Besides, rejection hurts less when nobody generally wants you. That, and he already has one foot inside death's door.

Then he finds one; younger than him. She stutters and blushes but eager to converse a conversation he kind of blanked out from the beginning. And yet he couldn't leave - hums and nods were enough to get by and he notices in her muscles relaxes eventually.

He was rewarded with a peck on the cheek after their first date. She hopes for another and Kishibe promises to set up a schedule for them.

Even if he was unsure of the days and weeks she'll have to wait for it to happen.

She smiles despite the obvious uncertainty in his voice. And after that night, Kishibe hardly forgets about her, not when the clock ticks continuously, as days passed between day and night, cementing such emotions happened as he hands the HR department a schedule leave some days soon.

There's a movie she wanted to watch from a director she follows with a set of actors she heard great reviews about with their previous works.

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Part 1? Idk.

[jamminvroomvroom]

Lando Norris: I mean, thankfully, l'm not in any of it. So, l'm ok.

But sure keep going for other drivers 🤡

idk what this means i’ve been a busy gal today

but if this is what i think it is:

sexual harassment is the issue here, let’s not forget that. corruption is the issue here. i don’t give a flying fuck about what anyone says, this is not the time to start slamming drivers you don’t like when the topic is so serious, it’s not appropriate and it should not be used as an excuse. this is about the victim and the people trying to silence her. it’s extremely careless of the media to frame what she went through as tabloid drama that is a talking point for a bunch of racing drivers. this should be dealt with professionally and, perhaps, we should focus our attention on the fucker who was accused of sexual misconduct. what checo and ricciardo have said is utterly, blatantly disgusting and obviously shows their support for CH and their dismissal of the victim. idk what’s been said today by other drivers, but ultimately, it’s so icky for journos to keep harping on at people who, simply, are not involved, and the outlets that are trying to create a fucking teen drama over such serious allegations need investigating by their HR depts. every single driver that’s been asked has fumbled their answer - according to twitter - (aside from lewis but we all know he’s not allowed to make a mistake and why that is) so maybe, concern yourself over why that is, why have they all regurgitated the same weak ass statement, rather than hone in on one of them. not one single answer was perfect. but you know what’s worse than not having a perfect answer to a twisted question? sexual harassment!

oh and just in case i get the usual “you always let lando get away with whatever wah wah wah.” NO. i genuinely have not followed the media today bc i was in class, but i think the entire grid needs a PR seminar. urgently. i’m so sick of this sport, but more importantly, i’m sick of people that use serious matters to justify their own delulu agenda. i can be disappointed in lando, i don’t blindly support him regardless of his faults, but ultimately, i’m disappointed in how the sport and the people in power within it continue to let these victims down.

[daysfullofdreams]

Can we just be honest and say that she truly hasn’t had a highly interesting, fun, creative, or exciting tour since like 1989? Or are we still pretending that the Rep Tour was good and that 40+ songs every night isn’t gonna burn her out of touring permanently by the end of the Eras tour?

I looooooooove to be a hater and complain on main so let's go there! honestly I do not remember rep tour super well....but maybe that sort of speaks for itself. rep tour's biggest thing going for it in my memory is that it made me like so much more of that album than I did before I stepped foot into the stadium. so major win there for ms swift.

I do think 1989 was the last time she really got creative in terms of how the songs were arranged (IKYWT and WANEGBT are the standouts from that tour, but we can't forget about Love Story and the Wildest Dreams/Enchanted mashup) which is one of the aspects of her tours I look forward to the most. And when you literally have a tour called THE ERAS TOUR with the express intention of honouring your career and work so far.....how do you not capitalize on your extremely large and diverse body of work and get creative with it. I made a setlist (an actually realistic one, not just 3 hrs of songs I personally wanted her to sing) just for fun and not to toot my own horn but the mashups I thought of (and I even wrote and recorded 3 of them just to prove a point) were kind of genius (and I did all of that in the span of a couple hours in one evening. this is Taylor's actual job). why is marjorie on that setlist. why is she only performing enchanted off of speak now. why did she cut the only song from her debut album the second night (jail!). WHY IS SHE PERFORMING THE DAMN 10 MIN VERSION OF ALL TOO WELL. I do not understand this woman!!!!!!!!!!

I'm also thinking (like you mentioned) about burnout and fatigue. It's not that I think it's impossible to sing/perform for 3h15m straight a couple days in a row and then have a few days off to recover, but like.....she is not a theatre performer who is accustomed to stuff like this. does she have the vocal technique and training to pull it off? we will see. I hope so! (also side note yes she should ABSOLUTELY be taking singing lessons if she's not already, absolutely anyone and everyone who sings professionally should be doing this and on an extremely consistent basis)

I do absolutely love the costumes for this tour though, and I like the visuals projected both onto the large screen at the back of the stage and the floor. There's some really cool moments (the dive comes to mind) and really great choreography (Vigilante Shit). The stage is not quite as intricate as (i.e. no real set pieces in comparison to) previous tours, but I think that has to do with the extreme scale of her tour. easier to have more elaborate moving pieces and detail when you're not in a stadium. idk. I watched most of the show via livestream Friday night and while I had a good time my takeaways were 1) this show is too damn long (for such a largely uninspired and at times straight up bad setlist) and 2) this doesn't make me want to spend hundreds of dollars for a ticket, go all the way into new jersey, and then go all the way back into the city after. so no fomo for this gal! only way you'll catch me at metlife is if I get a ticket for like less than $100. i'm spending my disposable income on theatre and broadway this summer because I'm moving to new york in may! wheeee

[http-tokki]

a/n:ughh so idk how i feel about this but i’ll edit it later i kinda just wanted to post it

Katsuki is a menace, through and through, but you didn't know that he would bring that energy into your relationship; well, you kinda did. Everyone knew you two were together and that he was a one-gal type of guy, and you had never even thought of his cheating; it wasn't in his DNA to be that type of person, but when you get introduced to his new sidekick, your mind starts racing. She was young and cute, always clad in her skin-tight suit, hair pulled back in a tight ponytail high on her pretty head, she kinda reminded you of yourself when you first started your internships, and it wasn't as if there was any reason for you to worry. She hadn't made any moves to set you off, and as far as you had gathered from Katsuki, she was in a relationship, but when you worked alongside Dynamight, how long would it take to develop feelings for the hot pro hero. It didn't take long because not a few weeks later, Katsuki casually brought up the fact that she had made a pass at him.

“The young one?" you desperately tried to hide the fact the dinner you were eating had turned to lead in your stomach.

"Yeah, the new one. She didn't say it to me directly, but I heard her" Bakugou munched on the rice and salmon in his mouth. "I don't think she would have wanted me hearing it. It was really graphic"

"What did you do?" you dropped the fork to your plate. "Has she been pulled up on it?"

"Yeah, I-"

"Because that behavior isn't appropriate," You kept talking without thinking or even registering that Katsuki had started speaking. "She's at work and not just some agency; it's your agency, and if she thinks talking like that is gonna get in your pants, then she has another thing coming because she knows you have a girlfriend; everyone knows about us. I just find it weird that she would say that without you wanting to hear it, like people don't just say things like that for nothing, I think you need to go to HR about it"

Bakugou paused his eating and stared as you rambled, and only after you had stopped and taken your final breath did he speak up. "Done?"

One final breath out. "No, but for now, yes."

"Where did that come from?" Katsuki eyes narrow.

You shurg and shift your attention to the food on your plate. "I just don't like hearing about that. It makes me- I-" words have escaped your mind.

"Jealous?" Katuski offers.

yes. "No"

"Are you sure?"

You sigh, eyes shifting up to Bakugou's. "Yes, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous of a side kick?" When you're met with his accusing stare, you drop your head to the table.

"Because after I talked to her, we fucked in the office."

“Ha ha” Though your teasing on the outside, your heart is breaking at the idea of it. “you’re really funny, you know that?”

“And you’re jealous” Bakugou pushes.

“I am not. Why should I be jealous of someone you just met who’s fresh out of university. she basically a kid, why should i be jealous!”

Bakugou kicks back from the table. “Exactly”

“Exactly what? What are you trying to say?”

“That’s why you shouldn’t be jealous. I don’t know her, she’s a kid and she’s not you. So why would I look twice at someone else when I have you here” Katsuki picks up his fork and spears the broccoli left on his plate. “Baby, there’s absolutely no reason you should be jealous of someone who I have no interest in. I only have eyes for you and you alone and if you ever doubt that again, I will bend you over this kitchen table and fuck it into you, alright?”

Your face heats as you look up to see Bakugou staring at you. Heat simmered in his vermilion eyes and you didn’t know if it was annoyance, lust or something in between. maybe all three?

“Plus, she’s not my type”

[hastxiings]

Holy crap I’m scared, she looks terrified. Before these episodes start, i both apologise and thank my friends on our group chat. Yall are my emotional support during this.

KSJSJDJIEJSKS SHE HAS A CAT! THAT IS PEAK LESBIANISM 🥺💀 There’s someone in the apartment isn’t there? Maybe there isn’t? I’m worriedddddd! Unknown caller... that’s never good. Oh god. This isn’t going to end welllllll. Her outfits are superior 🥺 There’s a present at her door... please be careful. Spencer calling her to see if she wants to go watch a Russian movie with him 🥺 this is the cutest. Their friendship is something so personal to me. “Sorry handsome, gonna have to pass.” “Thank you.” “For what?” “For being you”. “Awe thanks, I don’t know how to be anyone else.” “That’s what I love about you.” 🥺 that huge box for one flower? OH NO NEVERMIND. SKJEKEJEJE her speaking French 🥺🦋 Wha? I’m so confused? They just took her? “They got her” WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY GOT HER. Wait was that Interpol? She’s leaving, girl I don’t blame you. Where’s she gonna stay tho? With Garcia?

Who tf is Doyle? Is he going to go after her? Is Lauren an alias? I have so many questions. “How’d she die?” “Car accident.” This really isn’t going to end well for her is it? The last time her past was brought up, it deadass shattered my heart. Where is she staying? Oh shit, Jeremy’s dead. Is he [Doyle] knocking them off one by one? Spencer knows somethings up... “see you soon.” Oh god, she’s next. Oh he’s coming for her... I’m scared.

The fact that she has to check her car so intensely before getting in breaks my heart. They were married? That’s so sad 🥺 idk who this Clyde dude is but I like him already ngl. “I don’t trust anyone anymore.” Stomp on my heart and shatter it, it would hurt less. He’s coming for them. I really like Clyde I’m ngl, he seems so cool lmao. Oh god please tell me that’s Clyde putting his hand on her back and not Doyle. Please tell me it’s not him. ITS HIM ARE YOU KIDDING ME. “what do you want?” “You!” Oh noooooo. I can’t put into words how much these episodes are stressing me out XD “I’ve got a flock levelled at your crotch, what’s to stop me taking out you and the little ones right now.” I love her lmao. HES WATCHING HER TEAM!! OH GOD! “Come near my team and I will end you.” She’s so protective of her family 🥺 leave her alone! “Your life.” Bish I think tf not.

Is she running away? I mean I don’t blame her. Please don’t fall asleep in the subway, that’s asking for trouble. Oh thank the lord, Clyde’s there. She won’t put her team at risk but at the same time, they can help her. You are one brave gal I’ll give you that Prentiss. I feel like Em snapping at Garcia just made Garcia realise that something is seriously wrong. I feel so bad that she had to see Tsia’s body but couldn’t react and cry. I’ve said it once I’ll say it a thousand times, Emily and Spencer’s friendship is the cutest thing. How much do you think it hurt her to know he was only trusting her with something when she can’t tell him what’s wrong with her. The way he knows when she’s starting with her anxious habits again 🥺. “Is it her?” “Yeah,” are they working for Doyle? Now they’re being shot at... brilliant. Of course it’s Doyle. The clover, oh god. Garcia knows somethings up. This is set but.. she’s saying her ‘goodbyes’ isn’t she.

So she left, the team know. “Lauren Reynolds is dead.” “Why run, we’re her family.” They’re I- I’m not okay. “Doyle’s killing families. She’s not married or close to relatives, he was ready to wipe us out. She ran, to protect us.” She just shot the guy, damn. I never thought about the fact that she’s a trained spy. The fact that JJ is the only member that knows the most about her past. That’s girlfriend material. Lauren Reynolds is a bby 🥺 Okay Garcia’s voice message has me sobbing. I just want to give her a hug and tell her it’ll all be okay. I hate seeing her cry. HE SHOT HER! Oh thank the lord she has a bulletproof vest. Honestly Morgan is kinda pissing me off, he has no idea what she’s been through. Papa Rossi defending her 🥺. “He’ll take his time.” I didn’t think of that oh no. The way she flinched and stifferend when he out his hands on her, I didn’t think a heart could break this much for a fictional character but here we are. HE HAS A SOLDERING IRON OH GOD. He actually just freaking branded her are you kidding? My heart hurts. IS HE GONNA FREAKING SHOOT ROSSI?! She’s so protective of them but she can’t do anything to protect them. She’s crying, istg these episodes are gonna leave me so freaking emotional. He has a gun, to her head. Okay but her with kids is the cutest thing in the entire world. She faked his death? I can’t, I can’t watch this, he’s literally beating her to a pulp. “I looked pretty good for a dead kid, didn’t I” EYE-💀 HE STABBED HR WITH A TABLE LEG NO! Morgan staying by her side, I’m sobbing. I swear if she dies. She never made it off the table. I’m. I, I have no words rn. This hurts. WAIT IS THAT HER! SHES ALIVE! OH THANK THE LORD I JUST SAT THERE FOR 10 MINUTES SOBBING. SHES NOT ACTUALLY DEAD? HOLY MOLEY! JJ visiting her in Paris to give her passports, what else happened 😏 (that’s lesbian activity)

[b00bconnoisseur]

60 questions for @not-my-brain

1. selfie.......Ugghhhh ok. Imma take one rn

Ok here u go (yes thats a bmth shirt)

2. what would you name your future kids?.....Ooo hmmm well when i was a kid i really liked the names disney, and mesiah. I didn't know at the time that mesiah was another name for god i think lol. I liked it cause of handlers mesiah. I still do. Ooo and maybe Tj too

3. do you miss anyone?......Yeah. My friends on Pinterest from a year ago. My friend lucas. Stan lee. Bob ross. My cousin who died from cancer some years ago. Snape. Sirius. Lupin. Tonks. Dobby. *continues to name every unfortunate death in hp*

4. what are you looking forward to?.......SE-YA next month!! Its the south eastern young adult festival at this college. You can have meet n greets with authors and alot of stuff its the besstttt

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?......DEFINATELY. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @sammchenry my friend lucas and @septembersbloom. ^^

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?..... What like...romantically? Or like a death? If romantically uhhh idk it took over a couple weeks but im ok now. Ive never had another relationship so idk. If death oof yeah idk maybe. Ig it depends on how much i knew them idk. Like when my nanny (great grandma) died i was sad for days (is that alot?)

7. what was your life like last year?.....Sucky af. Still is. But the highlights of my life last year was getting and making friends on tumblr, going to the tøp concert and going to warped tour, volunteering at the library, going to seya and meeting some of my favorite authors, reading, changing and improving my art, listening to all the bands i listen to now, getting into more fandoms, going to a friends house for the first time

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?.......Yes lol. Some years ago when i couldn't find smtn id be so annoyed and pissed id start crying. I dont now but still lol

9. who did you last see in person?.......Hm ig family doesn't count....? Wait do u mean a friend? If so uhh my friends rebekah, anika, and Judah at a TAB meeting at the library sometime last month.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?......I think so? Like i mean I can hide whenever i get my....time of the month from my mom (talking abt stuff like that with her makes me uncomfortable) and i hid a breakup. And other p big stuff too. So imma say yeah

11. are you listening to music right now?........*pops on earbuds after reading this* yee im listening to bitch lasagna by pewdiepie xD (do i have the best spotify playlist or what?)

12. what is something you want right now?.......To hug @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye but SOMEONE has to live so far away

13. how do you feel right now?........Happy that my earbud still works cause they got washed in the wash yesterday....oops. Its not my fault. I told my dad to remind me to take it out of my jacket pocket before they threw it in but noooooo he forgot

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?.......Uhhhhh fuck idk it was probably from my lil 4 yr old bro sometime last week. Other than him (hes my favorite sibling) i dont let them hug me too much

15. personality description.......Nerdy. Fangirl. "Emo". Tomboy. Hotsause obsessed. Book lover. Music lover. Black. Blue. Harry potter. Introvert. Fall. Sports. Values friendship. Loyal. Uhhhh i cant think of much lol

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?.......*sigh* yes. Yes yes yes. Theres some things abt me, or my life really, that i havent told anyone on here or my irl friends that i sooooo want to so bad but i haven't cause i feel like they'd feel bad and pity me and i don't want that

17. opinion on insecurities........I dont really understand this one. Everyones insecure abt something. Is this askin like if i think its ok or not? I say its ok. Im insecure about literally everything about me. My face. My personality. My socialness. My art. What i do. What i say. Basically my whole body. The things i feel good abt are my books, music taste, and my friends (ily fuckers)

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?.........Hmm this time around a year ago....idk its sorta the same but all the stuff i mentioned abt my year from last year didn't happen yet so nah tho my life sucks rn its better than this time last year

19. have you ever been to New York?........Nooo but i want too soo baddd i wanna visit @septembersbloom !! Im coming for ya soon gramps *does the eye watching thing* my dads been to nyc before tho cause he does construction and he had a concrete job to do there. It was a 23 hr drive for him

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?........Uhhh idk!!! So hard! Maybe.....the whole thats the spirit album by bmth ;)

21. age and birthday?.....15 yrs of age and September 27th 2003 (whats yours brainy? I'll put it on my calendar)

22. description of crush......Its weird idk im not sure if its a genuine crush or not but uh....They like hp :).Thats all u get

23. fear(s).......Losing my best friend @dirtysocke and my other friends. Death. Failure. Momo chasing after me then killing me slowly keeping my eyes open to look her dead in the eyes while i die

24. height......5'6 call me short and I'll fuck u up with THIS *pulls out trusty potato peeler named now steve* dont test me boi

25. role model......Hhhhhhhh so many! But uh gosh one of them is @superraedizzle (youtuberrrr) and vexx and bob ross and da vinci and aaaaaaa so many

26. idol(s)......First person that immediately comes to mind is @sammchenry cause he's super cool and he's really nice and his art's reallyyy good (if u havent seen it w-w-what are u even doin with your life?) And he has a great sense of humor and *continues to ramble about why samms the best*

27. things i hate.......Dabs. Transphobes. Homophobic ppl. Basically any hate on the lgbtq+ community. Bullies. The ship starker. Umbridge. Snape haters

28. i’ll love you if….....U you'll eat pizza, draw, and rp harry potter with mee

29. favourite film(s)......Fantastic beasts. Every hp film. Twilight. The maze runner 1-2. The hunger games. Spiderman homecoming. Kingsman: secret service. Into the spideyverse tho i havent seen it yet

30. favourite tv show(s)......Inkmasterrrrr. B99. The mick. The middle. Uhhh idk mostly ink master xD

31. 3 random facts........Ive never had shrimp. I had a beta fish for over a year once. Im eating pizza crust rn

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?.......G i r l s. I have all girl friends irl and one boy. And on tumblr it seems like i just meet girls? Likei agree with @cristal-kyd1280 its like alot more gals then dudes here. But i do have some guy friends on here too. But mostly girls

33. something you want to learn.......TO DRAW ANATOMY DAMMIT

34. most embarrassing moment........Every moment of my lifes an embarrassing moment. Idk of i can pick a "most" embarrassing one. But one time i i sent my crush (now ex bf) a hey fuckface and like some hearts or whatever for an ask game that meant like "i have a crush on u" "youre adorable" etc and said Hewo but i did it all anonymously. But he confronted me askin if i sent it cause im the only person he knows that actually says hewo lol. Then later on i finally admitted i really liked him and well y'all know the story after i think. Unless you're new

35. favourite subject.......A R TTTT OFC

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?........meet my friends on tumblr. Get into mtsu (college i wanna go to) and study art. And go skydiving

37. favourite actor/actress........favorite actor uhhhhhh probably thomas brodie sangster or tom felton and my favorite actress? Hmmm idk maybe evanna lynch (luna lovegood)

38. favourite comedian(s).......probably kevin hart lol he's p funny

39. favourite sport(s)........basketballllllll and football

40. favourite memory........uhhhhh idk?? One oh my favorite memories was when we went to see tøp in concert

41. relationship status.....single as a pringle

42. favourite book(s)......harry potter and the order of the pheonix. Harry potter and the half blood prince. Simon vs the homo sapiens agenda. Divergent. Maze runner. Twilight. Fangirl. Fallen. Red queen

43. favourite song ever.......TOO HARD DONT MAKE ME CHOOSEEEEEE

44. age you get mistaken for.........16 and 17 sometimes lol

45. how you found out about your idol........i was watching someone on yt and superraedizzle always poped up in my feed and my mom turned on one of her vids cause she always saw her vids too now ive seen most of em i love her. Id heard of vexx but never watched him and i was watching a collab from anthony miller art and shrimpy and i checked out shrimpys channel and was lookin at comments and alot of ppl said his art is like vexxs so i checked out vexx. At first i was like eh ok. Now i cant click fast enough when he posts a vid. And i actually fpund out about bob ross from my grandpa on jan 20 2017 when trump was getting sworn in or whatever. We turned on pbs and my grampa told me to look and bob ross was on and i was IN. I loved it. I even started watching full episodes on YouTube of the joy of painting after that. Wonderful man. My first painting i ever did i think was when i followed one of his tutorials xD (i didnt know it was popular at the time)

46. what my last text message says......."ok your turn"

47. turn ons.....uhh nerds ig idk um book lovers, music lovers, art lovers, potterheads, idk and nice ppl

48. turn offs......jerks. Homophobia. Idk ig whatever i said in things i hate

49. where i want to be right now......uhhhh idk wait didn't i already answer this? Ok this ones different ig so uhh with my friend lucas

50. favourite picture of your idol.....oh shit...favorite? Idk xD i have a fave of vexx but not of rae or bob. But heres pics of them any way

51. starsign......a libraaaaa boiii

52. something i’m talented at......drawing and speed reading. Thats about it lol. Oh and procrastina

53. 5 things that make me happy.......ooooo art, my friends here on tumblr, books, harry potter, and music ^^

54. something thats worrying me at the moment.....if my friend thinks im being annoying

55. tumblr friends......hhhhh so manyyyyyy. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @chinesewaffles2 @kingantlion @queen-baelin @sammchenry @septembersbloom and more

56. favourite food(s)......green beans, pepperoni pizza, and vanilla madelines

57. favourite animal(s).......basically any reptile. Puppies. Cats. Any animal really but my #1 are snakes

58. description of my best friend.....well she's a tiny bean (5 feet) and she has dark hair, she wears glasses, she doesnt take shit, she's in love with Josh dun, she's awesome, funny, nice (YES youre nice jackie) and shes the best friend ive ever had. Oh. And she has a weird obsession with spaghetti

59. why i joined tumblr.......well i heard abt it on Pinterest over a year ago but didnt want it. Then @mrfastbass-deactivated20181231 on DeviantArt said he got tumblr so i made one then followed him and figured id just post art and that's it cause i thought tumblr was boring as hell when i first got it. Now im p much obsessed with it

60. ask me anything you want.......go ahead brainy shoot. Give me smtn good

[boofmont]

- ̗̀ * ( liana liberato + cisfemale + she/her ) have you seen ( saige beaumont ) walking around campus ? they are a ( 20 ) year old, studying ( linguistics + criminal psychology ). we hear they are in ( theta sigma eta ), and can be ( passionate & irrational ), maybe it’s because they are a ( cancer ). they sort of remind us of ( drunk stick n' pokes at 2am, avoiding cracks in the sidewalk, the familiar riff of an old song ), maybe we can find out more ! ( jamesy the fool + 20 + EST + she/they ) * ̖́- + newspaper photographer, campus tour, swim

lmao hi here’s my final baby she is the love of my life i’ve known her for 8 years i think and she’s come a long way sdfkgh please love her as much as i love her. if i was fictionkin i’d identify solely with her (and she’s not even a self insert ! wow !) **IM STILL ON HAITUS UNTIL MONDAY BUT I HAD THIS READY TO GO LMAO**

TW: ALCOHOLISM, DRUG ABUSE? MENTIONS.

gen. info

full name: saige alouette beaumont

nickname(s): she...doesn’t have any in this timeline but PLEASE, she LOVES nicknames. she’s a nickname slut.

b.o.d. - july 7th, 20 whole yrs old.

label(s): the hedonist, the icarcian, the reveler, etc. etc.

height: 5′7″ thank u very much !!

hometown: thibodaux, louisiana

sexuality: firstly when aren’t my babies bi as FUCK (minus aster). but she also prefers masc-presenting folks

biography

the only child of a world renown fashion designer named manon lévêsque (surname kept b/c Branding) and US lieutenant general robert beaumont

manon’s brand is like...on the level of chanel, and dior, and shit, y’know??

manon’s...obv french, very french. born n raised in france. 

robert beaumont comes from a very southern family, all located in louisana. also french, just more...american.

they’re fucking loaded

saige’s childhood wasn’t the...Usual, childhood. they moved around a lot as due to both of her parents’ jobs. (’cos robert wasn’t ALWAYS a 4-star army man smh)

the longest they’ve rly stayed in one place (minus saige’s ucla yrs) is like...two yrs, tops ??

due 2 that she didn’t rly make...a lotta friends?

but when she DID , it was always the most interesting ppl she could find

but her parents were always SUPER strict

it was like they came together purely to mold the perfect child

like, they controlled where she went! what she wore! who she interacted with! what she watched or read or listened to!

she’d have bodyguards on her when her parents were busy, not nannies

she was taught all the proper things ladies were to learn, like cooking and sewing and ballroom dancing, and more

she was also taught how to drop a man to his knees in less than 10 seconds and how to shoot a gun, but that was it in terms of self defense skdfgh

eventually saige got bored with a life of being carefully watched and attending military balls and fashion runways

how do u surround a girl w/ so much culture and expect her to not want to experience life for what it is?

she learned how to dodge guards in order to go canoeing in the full moon with strangers she’d met five hrs prior, and how to blend in at festivals filled with throat-melting sweet drinks

she almost landed in a tabloid at the age of 15 for sneaking out w/ a boy three years older and her parents paid a lot of money to hide it.

no matter how much they tried to keep her rooted, saige always found a way to bend the rules and escape her lil golden cage

like they even had her homeschooled w/ the best tutors one could pay for n she still yeeted tf out whenever she could

born for the party life t b h

they decided that the best course of action to deal w/ her was to finally keep her in one place so they p much made her go to ucla lmao

homegirl did NOT want to go at first, just ‘cos she HATES being rooted to one place, is used to traveling the world and seeing shit and learning other cultures n shit, y’know ??

but then she joined theta sigma eta lmao n the parties ??

fucking amazing

it didn’t take a lot for her to be convinced to stay, esp ‘cos her parents didn’t quite realize...how big the party scene is

(not like they could’ve sent her to like...harvard or smth...homegirl’s smart but not THAT smart lmaooo)

unfortunately, saige has piss poor self control; and this was too much freedom for her. she was being Too Wild

anyWays the summer before her current year (i ... think she’s a sophomore ?) she went to a particularly wild party and somehow ended up at one of her mother’s collection launch parties w/ a pal of hers !!

and she totally embarrassed her mom !! in front of everybody !! being lil’ ol drunk n freshly 20 yr old !

after that saige was NOT welcomed at home (wherever home was, at the moment, that is). she wasn’t DISOWNED ‘cos that’d be HORRIBLE for the press n god, imagine the media ?? it would worsen it all

but she wasn’t allowed at home. wasn’t allowed with them. wasn’t allowed to see them unless at events they specifically ordered her to come to for press reasons

doesn’t really...know where she’s going to go in the summer ‘cos the summer she Fucked Up she lived out of hotel suites and friend’s couches. n like yeah she can just Buy a place or smth but ?? commitment ?? adult decisions ?? christ !

nobody knows her parents have essentially kicked her tf out and aren’t even talkin’ to her, ‘cos homegirl’s ashamed

it isn’t rly hard to hide it tho ‘cos her parents still give her a shit ton of money LMAO rich privilege

but it can’t fix how absolutely hurt she is

the alcohol , however, COULD

started partying more, and more intensely, and didn’t stop when the parties did

alcohol became part of her diet.

irish cream in her mornin’ coffee, coke n rum at lunch, vodka and like...23 packets of crystal lite in her hydro flask during lectures

without alcohol, she suffers terrible withdraws and those turn her into a completely different person

noBoDy KnoWs

or if they do, they don’t realize the extent of it! just how bad it is! ‘cos she’s a big ol’ faker

she’s fine it’s FINE

personality

i actually have...traits i’ve written for her

positive traits:

kindhearted, optimistic, energetic, dreamy, charismatic, intelligent (to...a degree, lmao), active, charismatic, sympathetic, amiable

negative traits:

naive, dumb (to...a degree, double lmao), self-destructive, spiteful, stubborn, defensive, inattentive, unstable, loud, reckless

but ANYWAYS

if she wants to do smth, she’ll do it

there’s no way to talk her outta whatever she has set in her mind, even if it’s fucking STUPID

‘cos she’s stupid and we love her for it

uuuUuUuUuUUUUhh

she’s a vegetarian, loves animals too much 2 do it

has adhd but she’s not medicated ‘cos her parents suck n young girls r always severely under diagnosed ‘cos doctors also suck

she’s allergic to cats, pumpkins, and penicillin

loves cats

she does her own stick n’ pokes, n will do ur stick n’ pokes if u ask. Loves doin ‘em, but she can’t draw for shit LMAO

however ! she does play three instruments:

piano, violin, n bass guitar

hates piano w/ a burning passion ‘cos she was p much forced to learn. thinks violin is lit as fuck. bass guitar? her fav thing ever. did it as an act of rebellion.

also, even tho she’s just....a whole ass dumbass, she knows like...four languages

yes including english

anyways she knows uUUuUH french, spanish, n latin (for funsies)

is also learning mandarin, german, n irish gaelic (for funsies)

is a big language slut, essentially

and a uh...slut in general

like she just rly loves everybody

she’s SUPER friendly, super confident, like...the best gal to know, ‘cos she’s got sm energy n if u don’t talk a lot ? that’s fine ! she’ll talk for u ! even if u don’t ask her to !

but yes she’s not like EASY but she’s easy

she’s had a few short-term relationships and even fewer long-term relationships

and she doesn’t ! have commitment issues !

doesn’t like getting hurt but also ! she will fall in love w/ anybody !

(i’m kidding every time i’ve ever played her in all my years she’s always, always attracted to like...grumpy tough ppl. that’s her type. do u sell drugs? she loves u. do u get into pointless fights and have constantly bruised knuckles? she loves u. did u sell ur soul to the devil? oh, she rly does love u.)

actually thinks rly low of herself but would NEVER let ANYBODY know that ‘cos god forbid

just keep smilin’ :)

probably uses finger guns

skateboards into EVERYTHING she’s fucking CLUMSY and stupid

will wear gucci on top of her thrift finds (stop going to goodwill if ur nearly a billionaire u dumbass)

that being said she’s not always........aware? she’s not shallow but she’s kind of just...she’ll throw her money at u if u can’t afford smth, and like...doesn’t know how taxes work? and also...doesn’t know how poor ppl go on living?

like she’s highly dependent on her money

she has three fucking cars ‘cos she just thought they were PRETTY

one’s a pick up truck w/ LED lights, one’s the literal car from the princess diaries, and the other’s just a real fast sports car

totally does illegal street racing but ? only sometimes ? mostly for funsies rly doesn’t care abt money at all LMAO

she’s...not very independent

she’s got an addictive personality, y’see?

does MANY drugs, like mdma (ecstasy? molly?), coke, shrooms, acid, the marijuanas. i think that’s it.

a lil bit of a cokehead but only at parties okay uwu

idk how but she always manages to be laidback and yet also super energized at the same time. she just truly, does not give a single shit

also i said she was dumb earlier and like...TRUE

excels at english, history, etc. etc.

but as soon as math or science is involved? fart noise

bad shit

hate it

she can’t focus on shit she doesn’t like so like...that doesn’t help

in other news, she can be best described as a DRUNK TINKERBELL

as she was originally a pixie. it’s suiting

she’s ... almost ethereal

will tease u. will act like she’s known u for years. this is normal for saige.

she’s just rly BUBBLY and FUN okay ! pls love her

like pretty please

she’s my best muse by far and i’ve been rping since 2010

OH okay so like fun fact: her mother still sends her pieces that she hasn’t released yet so saige’s closet is filled w/ clothes she will nvr wear ‘cos she refuses to in order to Spite her Mother

also will GIVE these EXCLUSIVE UNreleased articles of clothing to her FRIENDS as GIFTS as a big FUCK U to the MAN (mom)

she’s just a dumbass

wanted connections

ok so gimme a blackmailer who knows abt saige’s like...issues, n instead of tryn to help her they use it to their advantage to get whatever they want from her :^)

also a TUTOR ‘cos she’s stupid in math n science

party pals like do i even have to explain

childhood friend(s) or like...acquaintances ?? she’s traveled for so long

da PLUG gimme her DEALER

ex boyfriend(s) - she loves ppl, sometimes too much. were they in love? maybe not. did she get bored? did he? who knows?

i mean same applies to girlfriends

just ?? a dude who has completely caught her attention. saige finds him SO INTERESTING for some fucking reason. reminds her of travelling, reminds her of her years of exploring. reminds her of a lotta things, rly. he might b a good person. or ! he might not !

random hookups - past ? present ? fwbs ? one night stands ? i’ll take them all !

best friend - y’know. her ride or die. celeste. i mean there can b another, but celeste. try n compete w/ celeste.

other close friends!

fake friends!

frenemies!

(also am a big slut for the on-and-off relationships where theyre both horrible for each other n it’s not.. Good , but they can’t stop ! they won’t stop ! it’s not abusive but it’s toxic just ‘cos they’re both fucking enablers smh breaking up n getting back together all the time)

bad influence ? good influence ?

roommates ??

[sundrenched-smilez]

odd numbers for the lesbian asks! (if it's too many just do every 4th one maybe?)

1. Femme or butch? 

for type, im vry easily wooed by butches tbh

as for myself, im genderfluid + heavily lean towards butch-ish for one gender + have been gettin more comf w that term for myself. the 3 genders i switch between, ive described as sharp, dainty and tired, for reason of not really being comf w gender labels aside from nonbinary. sharp/tired r kinda butchish, moreso sharp. like leather jackets, ripped jeans, dress pants/shirts, defs flannels (which r a given for any mood im in tbh) while tired is like mb softer, more focused on flannels + loose tank tops/shirts, shorts + certain skirts, comfy clothes, and the like   

ive found that i’m leaning more towards butch lately too, like i’ve been a lot more comfortable with pants and a nice top than i have w dresses or most skirts + im wondering if i was just hanging on to femininity for sake of society, so those r things 2 think abt. i still feel comf in them sometimes, but it’s getting much less often. gender’s weird, i still cant cling to one bc of how pressuring that is so genderfluidity is still smth for me + it shifting to different percentages is okay (im thinking out loud @ this point, but its helping so i hope its interesting to read)

3. Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?

both, but primarily flannels/plaid buttion-ups

5. Describe your aesthetic

aaahh theres a lot of diff aesthetics i could go into, but i have a tag if ur interested in a visual representation? basically, cosy homes, forests, wooden steps and bridges, cats, girls/nbs, water, plants, and old video game stuff, and clouds/skies. i’m sure there’s more in there, but for a good rule of thumb !! as for like dressing aesthetic, i like to look rly gay + attractive and a lil showy? like my shorts r Short and i love crop tops + a lot of my shirts show my bra thru them, + i like showing it when i can, like sports bra + a tank top is a fav look of mine bc i can make it look like my bra is a trim on the shirt + it’s cute. i’ve been wearing dresses less often, but occasionally, i like to rock one. id love a pair of combat boots but i have like size 11/12 feet + most stores dont carry that size + im hesitant to buy some online. 

7. Favorite pair of shoes?

its rly hard to find any, i have like walmart converse knockoffs atm + theyre a beige/grey color im not that huge on, it kinda reminds me of sandalwood but depressed

9. Any haircut goals for the future? 

there was the undercut!! and i have that down now c: next step is to dye it blue and mb some purple. i wanna bleach it if i’m gonna dye it, but im hesitant to do that bc of how damaging it is, but since my hair’s been cut a cpl time almost all the color is out now, so i think itll b ok if i take good care of it. 

11. Describe the worst date you’ve been on

i went to a cafe w someone (i think they were nb but i cant remember, it was like 2 yrs ago about ) and they were impossible to talk to bc they just kept saying “im awkward sorry” @ everything and like any conversations i tried to maintain were all one-shot responses, and like that was a lil frustrating. like i dont hold it against them or anything, more in a sense of i was rly tryin 2 carry it and just couldnt 

13. If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!

whooh i wish i was taken, i need affection + to b cute w someone 

15. Describe your dream wedding

hmmmm i havent thought much about it !! i know when i was younger i wanted to wear a black wedding dress but now im thinkin mb a suit that switches to dress @ the bottom?? that could b cool. I’d be happy w anything tbh, if im getting married, i’d just b happy to be w my wife/spouse. mb somewhere in a forest or on a boat would b cool, defs lots of good food and colorful flowers. I’d like a lot of color, most weddings ive been to are just b/w and bland for my taste (they’ve also all been straight tho so theres that.) it’s kind of wild to think that i might b married someday, but it’d b rly nice. i just haven’t thought much abt the planning of one. it’d b rly gay tho, probs give out tiny gay flags at each seat, and the cake could b lesbian flag colors. im rly drawing a blank on this, but i know id want all my friends around the country + world to be there. 

17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

i definitely want to live in a port town at some point !! idk where i’d like to settle down, ideally somewhere that doesnt get much hotter than 90 degrees + has lots of parks + is big enough for some events, like pride stuff, little festivals, a farmer’s market, and places to do things, such as a movie theater, bowling alley, mb an aquarium, if not one in a nearby town. hiking trails r also good. 

19. Favorite lesbian novel/story?

on a sunbeam!!! its a huge inspiration for me, and i love it so much. it always puts me in such a good mindset when i read it, and the artist is my age, so it makes me feel like I can also accomplish great things if i rly put my heart into it!! which is such a good feeling, and it has great representation + characters that i love, and its rly gay, and in space and theres ships shaped like fish + its gorgeous : D i could go on for hrs abt it + how important it is to me. theres an nb character too, and like the aspect of found families is one that rly hits home and it helped me get thru a rough time of my life + better accept myself as queer/gay. 

21. Favorite lesbian musician?

adult mom (tho i think they’re bi but still gay), or hayley kiyoko

23. Ever been assumed to be nothing more than a gal pal?

i think so, but i can’t place when, it’s been a bit. 

25. Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian?

talking abt being gay w other girls/nbs is lovely and cathartic, i never got to growing up bc i lived in a homophobic town + i was like dealing heavily with internalized homophobia and body/gender dysphoria so i was ace for a bit. talking more abt like sexual attraction + aesthetic attraction is new to me, and that’s been a process to get to, but it’s nice that I can now do so w/o being belittled or barraged by insult. i also just love the thought of being w someone, and daydreaming abt when that happens is really nice. also,, girls + nbs r a blessing and brighten my day and im so glad im attracted 2 them 

27. Turn ons?

absolutely communication, that’s a need. i had a bad experience w someone bc she wasn’t communicative at all, and failed to tell me that we weren’t dating despite us going on several dates + kissing??? like i wont go too into it, but hatchi matchi it was a mess. so yeah, communication, affection, and like reassurance that they actually want to be with me, and that my presence is wanted and enjoyed. I got a lot of “i dont care”s for answers last sort-of relationship, and that was rly discouraging. another turn on is for them to initiate talking and things, like holding hands or planning to hang out + such. consent is another big one. 

29. Do you usually ask other women out or do you wait for them to ask you?

i usually tend to ask them out, but im still dealing w internalized junk, so its difficult. i also havent any situations in which they liked me back, which is frustrating. like i got lead on earlier summer for abt a month until i asked what we were doing + didnt rly get an answer, and it was this whole mess. i generally try to make the first move tho, bc i know firsthand how difficult it is, but that being said, it’s still hard for me to know for sure if theyre interested + i dont wanna make things uncomf w them, so i’ll wait until i think there might b attraction. that being said, once that’s all out of the way, i like to consider myself a good flirt when im trying. 

31. Talk about your interests or hobbies!

i have lots of interests!! im obsessed w steven universe, its my fav show (and if u ever have time, we should totally watch it together sometime, i rly think you’d love it, it’s super gay + heartwarming.) i really love playing music and learning new songs, which im rly great at memorizing. talking to friends + gettin 2 know them better is always nice and fun. i like to draw new things + see the different ways ppl draw, so seeing art on here is always fun for me. i’m also rly into polygon videos (it’s a youtube channel, not like videos abt polygon haha) and this podcast called the adventure zone. season one just ended, so i might start listening to another one called friends at the table. i rly wanna start a podcast w someone, but can never find anyone to start it with. idk what I’d talk abt but if i could find a partner for it, i think it’d be a lot of fun. mb smth abt games or books/queer representation in media. doing a dnd podcast would also b rly fun, but a lot of work + editing so mb later down the road !! im blanking on other interests atm, but animations and cartoons r lovely and i aim to make something in that field one day, if not just a comic.

my hobbies r mostlyyyy drawing, dnd things now every thursday, hanging w my friends, playing video games, sometimes writing (i rly wanna start a comic, and im tryin to get my butt into gear on it), goin to parks, listening to music, and goin 2 events w roe + cesar, two of my friends. sometimes ill play music!! i need to get more than the keyboard i’m lending, but i love performing. ill also watch leg birds on youtube, theyre a lesbian couple that plays gams + theyre rly sweet. 

33. Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone?

its easy for me to love friends, doesnt usu take me more than a few months of knowing them if were talking a lot. as for falling in love, that takes me a lot longer. ive never rly been in love w someone. i thought i was once, but rly it was just my first gay experience w someone and i wanted it to be perfect so i projected a lot of things + made it better than it seemed to myself for the duration of it, which wasn’t healthy, so i wanna avoid doing that again, + take things slower next time. or at least for what they are. 

35. Ever fallen for a straight girl?

a few times, they were just crushes tho, so it wasnt too too bad

37. Favorite comfort food?

hot cocoa or tea. as for food food, i dont think i have one. mb french toast or cinnamon rolls. 

39. Vegetarian? Vegan? None of the above?

i used to be a vegetarian!! for like a yr, but it was difficult for me to eat and feel full, and i was pretty underweight, so i stopped. 

41. Early-riser or night-owl?

both, i tend to stay up, but getting up early can be nice if i dont have to do anything. like just gently waking + making some tea and a nice breakfast + sittin around for a bit. 

43. What is your Myers-Briggs type?

enfp-a 

45. At what age did you know you were a lesbian?

i think like 16-17? it took me a bit to get words for identity, like lesbian/nonbinary and the like, but i always knew, like id call myself an individual as opposed to gendered terms that i was referred to, and always felt rly yucky w deadname + the wrong pronouns

47. Are you crushing on anyone at the moment (celebrity or otherwise)?

ive got one crush atm !! and another person who seems nice, but i wanna hang out w before like thinking abt a crush (im poly, which perhaps goes w/o saying, but i always like to state it when talking abt these things, jic )

49. Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future

i’d like a partner or two, to get some bongos- i got to play some a couple weeks ago, and it was the most fun i’ve had playing anything!! having smth with an instant response that i could make up rhythms with was really rewarding and so much fun. i know i want a cat at some point, to go on cute dates + cuddle and kiss a lot w someone, to visit my friends in other places, dye my hair, get a better job, to travel a bit, make a comic, go to college for animation and storyboarding, mb go to camp at some point, and I’d like to make some more friends here, i’m already making some, which i’m super happy about, but it’s always nice meeting new ppl 

thank u for asking!! this was relaxing + fun, and a lot of the topics were cathartic to talk about, and i needed it. so thanks for listening too kinda

also im queen of commas, i’ve discovered while typing this

[9km-archive-blog]

get to know moi! 💐

okay so ive been tagged for a few “get to know me” type tags but ive been busy so i still have tags i haven’t done from ages ago!! (literal months im sorry,, i mean u probs forgot u even tagged me) so i thought id put all the ones ive been tagged in together so i don’t spam people. ik not everyone tagged me in this specific tag but i was tagged in something similar to this by: @cryjeon, @agustboy, @hyungwyn, @hwllstr, @hoejisoo, @cloudlesstae, @velvethoseok 💕🍾🌟

nicknames: ez, e 

gender: a gal 

star sign: taurus

height: 5′6 but i thought i was 5′6 for the longest time im so sad! i thought i was the same height as beyonce!! she’s not even 5′6 she’s 5′7!!! vexed 

time right now: 11:30pm

last thing i googled: topshop

fav bands: glass animals, vampire weekend, arctic monkeys, the wombats, years & years (basic)

favourite solo artists: bey, rih, grimes, fka twigs, frank ocean 

song stuck in my head: 4 walls // f(x)  bop!!!!!!!of the century!!!!

last film i watched: spirited away, the only film ever 

last tv show i watched: doctor who 

when did you create your blog? this one i made august 2016, but my other one was like 2012/13 when i was a baby!! 

what stuff do you post? kpop and ~aesthetic shit~

when did your blog reach its peak? idk if it has yet!! 

do you have any other blogs? @9km but its just an archive now 

do you get asks regularly? not really i guess its bc i don’t interact that much?? i should probs do that 

why did you choose your url?: bc the cypher one was taken 

following: 456

posts: 9480

hogwarts house: slytherin hiss hiss motherfuckers 

pokemon team: mystic

favorite colors: dark green and light pink

average hrs of sleep: 7ish but i always wake up in the middle of the night for absolutely no fukcing reason hahaha i love that 

lucky numbers: 4

favorite characters: hhhhhhheeeeeh mmmmm idk?? i can’t even think bc my mind is taken up by exams??? but for eng lit we’re doing a streetcar and jane eyre but i don’t like any of the characters in either of those (controversy!!!)

what are you wearing right now? leggings and my pink paris trip hoodie 

how many blankets do you sleep with? 1 duvet why do ppl use so many why r u so cold what happened 

dream job: something with literature! 

dream trip: i want to go back to iceland and vietnam!!! maybe southern africa and japan also!!

tagging some new mutuals (shout if you don’t want to get tagged!) 💟 @hoseok @luvrsclub, @1pho, @1wine, @sopegf, @stigmz, @badtrait, @4jmn, @mcnyoongi, @iluyeri, @kisstae, @1ipsticks, @yiffxing, @lvoeletter, @hoseok1e @7hope, @2hobi, 

[flirting-with-psychology]

On Saturdays, I like to… Chill

Where would you like to be a missionary to? A hot guy

What’s better — toilet paper rolled over top or underneath? Over the top

Which Scooby-Doo character are you most like (Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, Velma, the monster, Scrappy?) I haven’t watched it

If you had to endure one natural disaster (i.e. hurricane, tornado, etc), what would you pick and why? Earthquake. But a minor one just so I could see what it feels like

What movie or TV show do you take guilty pleasure in watching? Pretty Little Liars. It’s only a guilty pleasure because I think all the characters suck but I watch it anyway to know what happens

If you had to describe your day as a traffic sign, what would it be? Yield

What traditional stereotype would you classify yourself as? Band geek

What “group” did you belong to in high school? The band kids, hence band geek

If you wrote a book about yourself…what would it be about? My many hundreds of crushes

If your house were burning down, what would you take and why? My stuffed animals Bruno and Muffin for sentimental value, my crush log and my computer because they have the important info

Describe your favorite pair of PJ’s. Purple and white stripes, sleeveless top and shorts

How many handbags do you own? A lot

If this were your last day alive, what would you say to your friends? I have no idea. I’d waste all my time trying to decide what to do

What is your very favorite part of your day? Seeing my friends if I get to

What is your best scar? Tell the story of how you got it. I was playing cats and dogs with my neighbor and ran facefirst into a brick planter

You win a million dollars, but you have to give half to a charity. Which charity do you pick, and what do you do with the rest of the money? Probably a humane society or something similar. Save some, shopping spree some

Describe your dream wedding where money is no option. Maybe a Disney wedding or a beach wedding

What kind of deodorant do you use? Secret

If you were a spy what would your alias be? One year I came up with the alias Summer Va Telle for a fashion line so maybe that

Do you have a birth mark? Where? Does it look like anything? I’ve got just some random freckles, no shapes

You are planning the most awesome dinner party of your life. Which 3 celebrities/historical figures (past or present) would you add to your guest list to keep the dinner talk interesting? J.K. Rowling, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Taylor Swift

What is your favorite sport, and which team of that sport do you cheer for? Football I guess, and my school’s team

Which would you rather have a kiss or a hug? Why? A kiss because it’s been awhile and it shows romantic/sexual interest

If you could be a pair of jeans what style would you be?  Why? Flare jeans because that’s what looks best on me

You have multiple personalities, describe some of them. Idk?

What is the best thing you have done in your life? Some of my videos

If you were blind for the rest of your life… what would you miss seeing the most? Cute boys

What household chore do you hate the most? Vacuuming

What is your most disappointing moment in life? Probably the ever-growing stack of rejections from boys. Each one isn’t so bad on its own, but it adds up

When have you laughed the hardest? Cried? I can’t remember

If you had a “theme song” that played whenever you walk into a room full of people, what would it be? "I can hear the bells” from Hairspray

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their face or hair

What time period from the past would you most have liked to live in and why? Medieval times, although I’d probably hate it after I got over the romanticized-ness of it

What is the best reward anyone can give you? Love

If you had a band what would you name it? Idk

Do you like fruit? Vegetables? I like most fruit, I tolerate some vegetables but I don’t like them as much 

What can someone do to encourage you? Show enthusiasm

If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why? Cap’n Crunch

What was the best thing that happened to you this weekend? Made the moment calendar

What is your favorite animal? List three adjectives to explain your choice. Wolf I guess? Idk about adjectives. I know I’m being boring but I’m tired

What is your favorite color? List three adjectives to explain your choice. Green

It’s a very hot and muggy day. You desperately want something very cool and refreshing to quench your thirst and revitalize your body. What would you drink — either make your own or store-bought. Lemonade

You discover that the person you’re head-over-heels interested in loves a good homemade & handmade dessert. What will you concoct when you have this person over? First of all I’d probably never get to have them over, second of all I probably would not make them anything because I’m a pussy and it seems to romantic when I’m trying my hardest not to be any more obvious than I already am, third of all I can’t cook

What would you leave in your will for the person you care about the most? I don’t know, I don’t really have anything other people would want besides to remember me by, so they can pick whatever they think is best

What do you consider to the most valuable thing you own: when you were a child/teenager/now? Child: Monetarily probably my American Girl dolls, emotionally my stuffed cat Muffin. Teenager: Monetarily my iPod, emotionally still Muffin probably. Now: Monetarily my laptop, emotionally Muffin and Bruno 

What’s the kindest act you have ever seen done? I don’t know

If you could have any job in the world, which one would you want? Maybe making music videos

What are your best/worst subjects in school and what subjects would you want to learn now? Probably best at science, worst at writing. I’m majoring in film production and psychology

What are you most talented at? General creativity

What is your worst nightmare today? Spiders

How often do you clean between your toes? Shit I never think to do that

What is your favorite way to waste time at work without getting caught? Watching netflix, they don’t care if I waste time

If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick? Phantom of the Opera

If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do? Animal tamer If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom so that you never had to do it again, what would it be? Makeup removal

You were just given a yacht. What would you name it? Some pun on Star

If you could have been told one thing that you weren’t told when you were a teenager, what would you like to have heard? Lottery numbers lol. I honestly don’t know because I’m stubborn and I need to figure things out firsthand

You’ve just been hired to a promotions position at Kellog Co. What would you put in a new breakfast cereal box as a gimmick? A puzzle piece, and you have to find the person who has the other half. Or some form of that that you could do online because your partner might live on the other side of the world

Just like “Everybody Wang Chung tonight!”, what action would your name be if it were a verb? What?

Name your favorite song. Don’t have one at the moment If you were to get a tattoo, what would it say or what would the graphic be? Maybe Carpe Diem

If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be and why? If you already play an instrument(s), what do you play and why? I play clarinet, I like the sound I guess

When trick-or-treating as a kid, was there any kind of candy that you didn’t like to get? There were always ones I liked more than others. I guess I wasn’t a huge fan of the nut ones

Why do you live in the Washington DC area? I don’t

What is your favorite memory of Christmases past? I don’t have distinct Christmas memories because I celebrate Hanukkah

What is the most outrageous thing you’ve done for God? I don’t believe in God

If a movie was being made of your life and you could choose the actor/actress to play you, who would you choose and why? Maybe Lea Michele, I think she kind of looks like me, but other people don’t really see it

Paper or plastic? Plastic What was the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten? Orange peels

What do you keep in the trunk of your car? I don’t have a car

When you were in grade school, what did you want to be when you grew up? Why? A teacher, a scientist, and an artist, and I don’t feel like answering why because this is tumblr not english class and I don’t have to

If you owned a CB radio what would your “handle” be? What?

If you were given 24 hrs to live, what would you do? Blow it all trying to think of something good to do

If you were in the “Miss America” talent competition, what would your talent be? (Note: both guys & gals have to answer this question) Dancing? Idk, most of my talents aren’t really performable

What do you think the most ultimate gift of the world is? Love

What is your earliest childhood memory? I think I remember sitting under the table not wanting to turn 3

What was your favorite TV show when you were growing up? Clifford and Arthur

If you had one extra hour of free time a day, how would you use it? Waste it on Tumblr

What CD is in your CD player right now? I don’t have a CD player

The great theologian Andy Warhol stated that everyone gets 15 minutes of fame.  What happened during your 15 minutes? Hasn’t happened yet

Name the most famous person you’ve had a face to face encounter with. I met Channing Tatum at the Telluride Film Festival while he was walking down the street and I asked for a picture and he said yes as long as we keep walking so we don’t draw too much attention and then he took the selfie on my phone

Name your favorite children’s story. Harry Potter

If you could spend 15 minutes with any living person, who would it be and why? Taylor Swift to talk to her about her songs

What person in the Bible do you most closely identify with? Lucifer? Idk

What article of clothing most closely describes your personality? Necklaces

If you were to write a book what would it be about? Something fantasy

How many rings before you answer the phone? Until I reach it

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning? Going back to sleep, and whatever guy I’m into 

If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it? Save most, buy a car, go shopping, go on vacation

If you had to, what part of your body would you get pierced? Another ear piercing

Who was your favorite teacher and why? Right now my film teacher because he’s fun and is basically the only teacher at my school who makes the kind of films I want to do

What makes you feel the most secure? People laughing at my jokes

Who do you admire the most? Tracy Turnblad from Hairspray

Have you ever had a reoccurring dream? What was it? I used to as a kid about hooks on the ceiling and gradually growing waves

What was your nickname growing up? Didn’t have one 

Who was your hero when you were a child, and what did you do to be like them? Didn’t have one

Peanut or plain? Peanut or plain what?

What is your favorite cartoon character & why? Flynn Rider because he’s sexy af

How did you learn to ride a bicycle? My dad taught me

Based on something you’ve already done, how might you make it into the Guinness Book of World Records? Once I thought I could make the longest paper clip chain. I think I got it about 4 or 5 feet

What’s the closest you’ve come to becoming a pop star/winning an Oscar? I’m studying the same field of work, that’s about it

When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it? Couple weeks ago my band went to a bowl game for the first time

What is your concept of a fruitful day? Idk spending more time accomplishing things than lazing around 

What was your favorite thing to play with as a child? Why? Toy cats and dogs

If you could be any animal in the world for 24 hours, which animal would you be? Why? A cat, you can do a lot probably

Have you ever jumped out of a plane? No

If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be? Spiders, if there were no adverse consequences in the balance of the bug ecosystem

What is your best personal characteristic? Creativity

What is your favorite quote? Carpe Diem

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? Spy on people and maybe pull pranks

What is your favorite weird food combination? Bagels and Sunny D

If you had to be a flower, which one would you like to be and why? A lily because they’re pretty

If you were stranded on a desert island, what three books and three people would you take with you? A survival guide, Harry Potter, a journal, a hot guy, an outdoors expert, a friend

My biggest pet peeve is… Annoying mouth sounds

What is your favorite commercial? What commercial annoys you the most? My favorite is the Audi Prom commercial. My least favorite is just whatever I’ve seen 10 million times in a row on youtube or streaming sites

What’s the most interesting “Ice Breaker” Question you have ever been asked? What’s your favorite thing about yourself

If you could be an ice cream flavor, what would it be? Why? Chocolate

Name a turning point in your life that makes you smile/cry. Joining band 

If there were a holiday in your honor what would it celebrate? Singles Appreciation Day

What clubs were you a member of in High School? Are you still interested in any of the same things? Marching band which I still do, writers’ guild which I don’t

If you were to be on a reality TV show which one would you be on and why? Jeopardy

If you could be anything in the world, what would you be and why? Happy

If someone rented a billboard for you, what would you put on it? I’d try to make it creative

If you had to enter a competition for the “Most Uselessly Unique Talent,” what would your talent be? Touching my hands together behind my back so that they overlap

If you were a Smurf, what would your name be? I haven’t seen the smurfs

What is your worst personality characteristic? Not having anything to talk about

If you had to be a teacher of something, what would you teach? Elementary school

How would you like to be remembered? As funny, attractive, and creative

What is one thing that you constantly think about (other than material things)? Boys

What do you like best about your hometown? The playgrounds? 

Something interesting you might not know about me is… I don’t think there’s anything interesting people don’t know about me at this point