#idk what he does with the fish. maybe theyre friends of his. maybe its like a they give him their life and he gives them new life or smth.

[dizzybizz]

meowzers

[mcclintcock]

what r ur hcs for Dan im curious

at one point i actually had a list somewhere of all my veep headcanons but i made it in my notes app for some reason and its buried under notes about my real life but heres what i got off the top of my head

he was a lifeguard as a teenager (he has lifeguard energy idfk)

he was a competitive swimmer as a teenager (again just vibes, he was a god at 400IM)

bpd (purely projection, i feel it's based in canon but i don't think someone without bpd would see it)

substance abuse (so many people in this show are canon irresponsible w prescription meds i mean dc is a stressful place)

he and selina fucked like years ago but she doesn't remember (based on when they almost fuck like idk why i get the vibe that it wasnt the first time)

he had a shit childhood this is basically canon

he has depression+anxiety+bpd (purely based on vibes)

i think he is a lot goofier than he lets on like i think when he is very comfortable w someone he is v silly but he isnt v comfortable w anyone, i just think no one who isnt a goofy lil goober would be able to write an extended parody of 50 ways to leave your lover hes a goofy lil guy okay, he is also rly quick witted and funny like in an alternate universe he is a writer on snl, he's just chandler bing if chandler had rizz

post-canon he retires early after making a shit-ton of money and just kinda travels about w hot women (i have not seen s7 maybe this is canon i know they have a peek at every character's future in the last ep but whatever)

i think he does have like literally a dozen illegitimate children and the doctor at the fertility clinic with marjorie and catherine was just incorrect and the test was a fluke bc didnt he get amy pregnant ?? idk i haven't seen s7

he has some kind of weird daddy issues thing with kent, in the early seasons he rly wants to be friends w kent (i read some fic abt this idfk) and he just wants to go on a little boat trip (fishing trip...? idk i just know hes good at fishing so he mustve done it as a kid right?) w his father figure (the seasickness thing contraindicates this but whatevs)

his brother has kids and dan is surprisingly good w his nieces and nephews like once they get older and theyre like young adults he is the cool uncle who will let them throw parties in his beach house and if his niece has like a shitty bf dan will punch him

idk i have so many headcanons these are just what i could come up with rn

[kpopscruggles]

its 🏳️‍🌈 anon here im on vacation so im gonna tell this pent up frustration cause i cant jerk off huhu (gonna make it gay and i cant write so sorry)

a. part time gym trainer college student sungchan surprised that his classmate/crush walk into his gym and having to touch his crush because hes in love with a twink that has never hold a weight before. it ends with a drink or dare where his crush dared sungchan to do push ups and every push up he tries to say his crush's name and after he did it 20 times sungchan dares his crush to do crunches while moaning his name for 20 times

"come on yn u could do more than 5" sungchan said holding your legs while you are laying down obviously red and sweating. sungchan tried his best not to fuck you right then and there.

seeing you struggle do your 6th crunch made sungchan go feral "sungc-" sungchan kisses you passionately

"god i love your voice. but i love shutting you up more"

b. school heartbreaker heeseung (idk if u like enha much but hesjdjjf) always winning his football fuck list competition where they pick a name from a fish bowl and get them to fuck then before finals. with a team full of visuals its not hard but it turned into a challenge when the team decided to prank heeseung's last time playing the game as a senior.

"dude wtf why did you wrote y/n. hes a man!" hee protested

"oh come on dude its obvious how much you wanna fuck this man" jake replied

"DUDE EWW? im not gay + hes a really nice person hes cute hes hella smart hes fun to talk to he does this cute smile when hes especially talking to me an-"

"uh huh the guy youre talking about thats "not ur crush" is right over there" jake put emphasis on not ur crush with finger quotes

oh fuck. hes cute. was all he said on his head when he saw yn

"damn heeseung thought you would last longer than that?" yn said but heeseung just blanked out remembering the first time he saw you before doing the game

"heeseung?" "i love you" it was yn's turn to blank out as all he hesrd after that was a slurs of i love you while heeseung messily drove yn to his high

c. its hard being alone in your 20s especially with drowning yourself in your work while having no one to share anything with: your problems, your success, everything. and its really bad when you have no social life because you cant rant to someone about your two hot buff dilf neighbors who live together.

"they're prolly not into me im a twink theyre daddies maybe thats why they live together" you said over and over again while trying to not look at your neighbors infront of you wearing nothing but sweatpants

"eyes up here sweetheart" sunghoon said

"yk if you want this you could just ask" sungchan said while pointing on his yk what

d. drunk yn has been ranting to his best friend sungchan about his single life, he had always done this but its new years and sungchan is sick and tired of yn's shenanigand

"yn really again? yk what suck it" he opened his jeans and showed his dick thats bulging from his underwear

"are u fucking serious?" yn asked

"deadass. im sick and tired of you ranting that youre a single virgin every year. especially when i could be the one to solve that problem"

"what?" good thing yn didn't heard the last part sungchan said

"are you gonna suck it or not?"

thats all i got 😵‍💫😵‍💫 IDK IF ITS RVEN OK

Sungchan is DEF NOT hiding the fact that he’s enjoying every moment of his name coming you your mouth!!! And when your doing crutches he’ll hold your feet but end up just running his hands up your hips “cmon baby keep up…you can’t grow weak just yet” and his hands with just fiddle with the waistband of your shorts!!! Seeing you struggle would also kill him untill he just smiles “take a rest, you’ll need some energy for what I’m gonna do to this cute body of yours”

Heeseung!!!!!! (I love this plot and yes I love enha) this is definitely something he then can’t go without! He’ll become feral to the point that if you two begin dating or not he’s gonna brag ab you, ab how you make him a cum covered mess, he doesn’t care!!! After every game he’s fucking you because that’s how you give him a lil reward!!!! CAR SEX AFTER PRACTICE!!! He’s just annoyed that his coach was being a dick and just rails you in the backseat of his car while ranting to you at the same time 😭😭

“You wanna see it up close?” Sunghoon would go fucking feral too see you drill over his cock, especially while it’s just in sweatpants “I can give you a little peek if your be a good boy for me, can you do that baby? Hmm?”

Sungchan will just slowly pump his cock “go on, I know you want too which pisses me off even more that I still have to hear you complain..”

[maxmagic]

In a nightly delirium, me and my friend created this hellish crossover no body asked for. It started as a joke but quickly spiraled into just ... us fully giving the Strawhat crew full classpects and (lazy) Alternian names !!! Just a little brainstorm experiment 

Idk does this hurt more the Homestuck or One piece audience... This definitely has been done before 

BIG Rambles and explanations below (SPOILERS FOR ONE PIECE) 

- SO most of these we based on their canon birthdays, except for Robin, Franky and Jinbei for variety and like... How can I not make Jinbei a violet given he is a fish man 

Luffy: 

-Literally both Heir and Breath fit Luffy so well, given how much change he causes in others and the situation around him. Heir means “a person who inherits” and in the Homestuck world they create and bring change via their aspect, and he really does create change. He values freedom and plus the sign of “The Liberated” really fits if you know what recently developed in the manga ;)

-I think even in alternia he would be the same, even though I dont think Alternia has pirates ( maybe there are space pirates). So lets say he wants to rule as a Space fleet captain but doesnt want it to be under the Condesce so he intentionally/unintentionally starts a revolution. 

- Also he very much wouldnt care about the Hemospectrum, like the carefree lad he is

Zoro :

-Another one that wasnt very hard to fit into. Hes a fighter, he had a kinda difficult life and is generally very action oriented which fits very much into Time-bound. The Knight aspect was put in more for his connection with Luffy and how he vowed to always be by his side, but he also generally protects his friends a lot. Hes very much a servant in his own goal of becoming the strongest swordsman. But ,especially in the earlier arcs, Zoro was always dealt with heavy punches and wounds, yet he still fought through them and pushed foward.

- Again would be very similar to how he is in the series, just maybe like is in an underground fighting rink or something to look for strong players

Nami: - Blood seems like an odd fit for Nami in particular, but it was chosen mostly cuz its an aspect tied to connection and Nami is a very sneaky individual. She is a thief and knows how to swindle ppl in her favor but she did it for her village, her closest bond at the time. Plus Blood-bound are usually seen as spiritual leaders, which I think fits her as the teams navigator. The thief class is mostly there for her thieving nature

- Also you'll notice that some of these guys are pretending to be some other blood casts for story reasons. For Nami specifically, since Lime bloods in homestuck canon are dead, lets say she hides as a teal so she doesnt get killed. Plus it wouldnt be beyond her to have a few different colored outfits to blend in the higher casts so she can steal stuff better

Usopp: 

-Of course this giant ass liar would pretend hes a higher cast then he actually is. Honestly Id think he would lie he is a full violet, but he doesnt have fins, so lets make a stretch he lies about being an olive cuz hes being more realistic. He went to the extend of getting clothes from a dead olive that has blood so he can like “prove hes really an olive (the clothes clearly dont fit). Plus id assume he would be very scared of high bloods, so olives (being the most secluded) would be something he likes 

- For his classpect, Hope bounds are kinda liars, which fits him perfectly. Theyre also very imaginitive and dreamers. Usopp wants to be this great warrior, but he knows he doesnt really have the means to be, so he fakes it. He spins himself a false hope narrative with his tall tales. But Hope-bounds are also driven to be heroes and help. Despite being scared and cowardly, Usopp always manages to get up and help his friends in times of crisis, making hope for himself and sometimes others, thus his Page class. 

Sanji: - Ohohohoho this one was super fucking fun. Other then the obvious, Heart bounds are driven by their passions and ideals and so is Sanji. He is willing to defend them at all times and is proud of them. He isnt willing to hide from it. Now the prince would be a little contradictory for everything ive mentioned about Sanji, but it was chosen mostly for his past and how he had to destroy his princely title to become who he wanted to be. Plus he literally is a prince so it had to be done

- By his own birthday he would be a Fuscia, and in this hypothetical universe Ive made the executive decision that the Condesces epmire got so big she couldnt rule over it all by herself so she genetically engendered 5 fuscia kids (Sanji and his siblinds) to help her rule, but obviously her ran from it.  He hides a Bronze so he could persue his cooking passions

Chopper: 

-Another one that isnt too hard, he is a doctor and a healer so he got the most healer classpect combo. 

- sorry my child you were just simple

Robin:

- She is a Violet by her birthday, but idk it just didnt really fit her personality and general vibe, so she became a Jade for her more motherly mature role in the crew all round. Plus her wanting to live and escape her situation would fit a jade who doesnt want to be be in the brooding caverns

- One more not too complicated classpect. Light- bounds are knowledge seekers and schoolars, which fits Robin well. She is willing to risk everything for the percuit of truth and knowledge. Theyre also kinda mischievous and rule breakers, which i believe Robin has a bit of. Mages are ppl who gains knowledge, which just reiterates what i said 

Franky:

- another changed blood cast, only cuz hed be a fuscia and I simply cant see Franky as one.

-He was one of the most difficult to nail down, but I think we did him justice. Now Void seems kinda unfitting for the flashy Franky, but Void was chosen for the fact that Franky is kind of a confusion with his limitless cyborg gadgets. Plus Equius is a void player and he is an engineer so might as well . The Sylph also doesnt seem like the most obvious fit but he kinda is a healer of the Thousand Sunny who he made and maintains, along with other weapons and machinery and even his own body.

Brook: 

- His classpect is much more surface level. Space-bounds connected to the arts and Brook is a musician so its a fit. Plus they tend to rescycle things and make them into something new, which kinda goes in line with Brook kinda getting a new life. Maid goes also in line with his musicalness, but also both the Maid players in Homestuck are kinda connected to death

Jinbei:

-Another one that got changed because he just had to be a violet. He is always a fish man its just how it is

- Another one that was difficult, cuz Jinbei is relatively new and doesnt have the mountains of screentime as the rest,  so his classpect was done a little loosely. Rage players are there for truth and justice, but theyre also bring chaos an confusion. This doesnt fit in with Jinbei until you add the prince title, a destroyer class. In my mind this causes a contrast that kinda fits Jinbeis wish for order and stability. He wants to do anything for the people hes close to. Idk his im kinda mulled over cuz I dont know him too well

These were my personal interpretations, feel free to share yours

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Something something Silco in the world of One Piece, what devilfruit powers would he have? Sorry if the terminology is wrong idk anything about OP lol

ive unsurprisingly put a lot of thought into this bc i will cross the beams at any chance i get i totally have not been making a one piece crossover au version of silco and gang do Not look at me

(for quick context; df=cool ability But also means the ocean Literally Hates You, you cannot swim in ocean water, you Will sink like a bag of rocks, and even sea water touching you can drain the absolute fuck out of your energy and make you feel like shit. luffy spends an alarming amount of time in canon in sea water but thats bc hes a dipshit and just trusts his friends to fish him out)

anyway silco wouldnt have a df power i think hed be personally repulsed at the idea of making himself actively More In Danger in regards to water than your standard "will drown" weakness

which is a hell of a quirk for him to have since i decided hes half fishman (some kinda shark maybe ill say nurse shark this time bc theyre cute and they make me happy, or frill shark bc they are also cute and make me happy) and he actually Does have gills that Would allow him to breath underwater were they not 100% completely fucked via toxic smog in the mines he worked in as a kid

piltover/zaun works bizarrely well in the op verse with just a bit of tweaking and shoving things around and a fun little pile of world building

anyway hes taken up piracy in a bid to amass enough power/money to seize zaun from piltover and like in canon hes doing this with good intentions and bad, bad methods

jinx is there and Wants to find a df, Any df, to eat bc shes fixated on the idea that df=rly cool and more importantly to her df= potentially more "useful" despite that fact that shes already a horrifically powerful marksman, explosives and big guns specialist

sil desperately do Not want her to eat one bc shes already prone to flinging her crazy ass off the ship and she really does not need the trait of "sinks like a literal rock"

singed is ship medic and thats just as horrible as it sounds; hes still developed shimmer and its distributed liberally among the crew which makes them a Lot more dangerous than they'd usually be; silco also views most the crew as pretty disposable

sevika is first mate because Of Course She Fucking Is No One Else Is That Competent; her and sils dynamic is much the same as in canon with him trusting her entirely while still being kind of a dick and her being fully willing to murk his ass if she ever gets fed up with him. they love eachother theyre platonically married lesbian wife and gay ass husband.

theres also a giant axolotl that hangs out around the waters of the ship theyre pretty sure singed is feeding it but its not rly aggressive so its whatever

[termagax]

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

i'm gonna paste all of them here under a cut!

❤️ how did they meet? was it love at first sight, immediate enemies, or something in between? they meet through the alf which. i think i conceptualize that differently than overwatch does but thats besides the point here. 🐟 was a med student who thought it would be fun to go do volunteer field medic stuff and then got in way over their head, hog is some dipshit who gets hurt a lot, so they see a lot of each other. idk if i'd call it "love" at first sight but there is definetly immediate attraction and neither of them are very shy about acting on it, so theres a lot of obvious flirting for the first few weeks.

🧡 how do they become friends? do they ask up front or is it a gradual realization? again they just kind of see a lot of each other by proximity and they already kind of like each other so they might maybe go a liiiitle out of their way to hang out.

💛 what are their favorite activities to do together? or what do they usually do when they spend time together? they're both really into his motorcycle and spend a lot of time messing with it, fishing, shooting practice, doing whatever random stuff needs doing for their Jobs, listening to music, drinking, ect.

💚 do they both realize they have a crush early on, or does it take them forever to realize? again its pretty immediate, and i think annie realizes really really quickly that they want something more with him. ithink it probably takes him a little longer to get there

🩵 do they both act different once they realize they’re falling for the other? maybe stuttering or fidgeting or daydreaming more often? ithink the most obvious sign to other people was just that they get really really clingy. once theyve gone from casually hooking up to In Love TM theyre basically never out of arms reach of each other.

💙 do they pine and yearn for each other quietly, or can they not stop talking about the other to their friends/family? they arent subtle about any of it at all even from the beginning, they're all over each other to the point it would probably be embarrassing to anyone else.

💜 how do they confess? is it a grand gesture or in a more mundane moment? i think the first "i love you" comes a morning after a hookup a few months into it where he's made them breakfast and they say it sleepy style without even noticing they said it and he just goes O//_//O and tucks that information away for Later. they never properly talk about it or even formally move from casual thing -> relationship thing -> i want to spend the rest of my life with you thing it just sort of happens and they both feel like theyre on the same page without having to talk about it. which kind of causes problems for them later on down the line but. alas.

[sunflowerseraph]

hi i haven't watched moon knight but i've watched video essays on it so i know a bit, who's ur favorite character and what are ur headcanons for them?

Ok apologies in advance bc im super dizzy writing this :D but Ohhh my god absolutely its Jake Lockley. Comics and show. Ok well in the show he doesnt have much screentime BUT it doesn't mean theres not subtle jake moments and like teases to him existing. I have assloads of jake hcs (he likes cats, hes fond of sharks, and astronomy, and he wears gloves all the time to help with his sensory issues) but i think he has soooo many roles in the MK sys! Hes a gatekeeper, a memory/trauma holder, a physical protector (occasionally dabbles in emotional protecting, like a romantic/sexual protector!) I think he frequently goes nonverbal (autism creature♡)!! I think hes a Guardian too, but in the case of rangling Khonshu (or any other "persecutor type") ! I have so many hcs abt what roles he fills and the extent of them 🧍 i love intersys relations♡♡ he has little rituals that he takes on when he gets time to front. He enjoys a nice cup of coffee at Genas diner, and he will occasionally smoke a cigarette or two despite stevens protests.(Genas been trying to get him to quit, started giving him lollipops and hard candies cause the smoking is probably from some oral fixation.)

Hes really social! But hes still got the anxiety that comes with being social. He has to be for his taxi driving anyways! I feel like hes got a social mask to interact with people he drives around n stuff, when he needs info, etc. But he doesnt like to meet new people? Like, he has friends already, and the idea of making connections is nerve wracking (thats Stevens job, hes good at external connections! Esp comic steven, since he literally makes all their friends for the most part. Like he and jake make the friends and marc is stubborn♡)

[Tw for trauma ment, abuse, etc! Skip to the next colored line for not that :D]

Jake insys looks different than the body out of sys sometimes too! He holds a physical manifestation of previous injuries/trauma. He and Marc share certain scars or marks from their merc/military days, and in the case of the show, from physical trauma growing up with their mom. Steven tends not to have those marks/scars! Marc definitely has some, but not to the extent as Jake. Since jake is a gatekeeper/memory holder, he would have more scars or marks representing certain memories or traumas that they experienced, even if Marc doesnt, bc Marc doesnt get all the memories. Steven gets like None at all, so he wouldnt really have those markings. Jake might carry some chronic pain stuff (symptom holder) too? Speaking from experience, abuse like that can lead to nerve damage/chronic pain, so it would make sense he would experience it.

[ Ok, end of tw section]

I think Jakes music taste varies too! He usually just listens to the radio in his cab, so he doesnt have a Set Big Preference. He does love Luis Miguel tho. Steven likes reading ,but im sure he enjoys music! Probably nothing too Hardcore, softer music, or maybe even oldies. I think Marc would like music like Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, def leppard, acdc, hozier, Imagine dragons, Muse idk i have lists and playlists but thats not the point here. Jake likes Doja Cat.

He also loves cats just in general, black cats especially. Marc prefers dogs, and Steven (obviously) likes his fish!

Hes the shortest insys! God theres this funny art thing of the mk boys going Jake why are u so small, and jake replies with some shit about being like Wolverine. I think by @bicatperson ?? AS I WAS WRITING THIS I FOUND IT. Here.

EDIT: link didnt work here it is again hopefully?

Im trying to think of more things uhm. He ALWAYS tips Gena extra at the diner (They are sweet, theyre like two highschool sweethearts to me. She cares about his well being and he loves her boys like his own. ) speaking of, jake is So good with kids. Btw. I feel like hed definitely be a little caretaker !! He also loves Diatrice and calls her Dia or dee,or didi :) i also hate all the shit abt her not being "his kid" which just isnt fucking true. Sorry im not a fan of marlene for that shit.

Anyways. Jake is crucial to the mk sys in any universe in anyway possible in my brain ok. Hes kind and strong and doesnt shy from a fight. Hes wreckless at times but hes good at figuring things out. Hes got those streetsmarts. Hes also in love with his lawyer Matt Murdock.

[kazistired]

I don’t know how to do the “under the cut” thing so I’m sorry about how long this post is.

Okay guys, here’s my reactions to The School for Good and Evil movie (this was me taking notes as I watched).

THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE

Live reactions:

-KIIIIIIIT

-His guyliner is on point

-KITS MAKEUP IS AMAZING OH MY GOOOOSH

-THEY PULLED A LIV AND MADDIE WOW

-Dang, the CGI is both good and bad, wow

-okay the opening scene? The dialogue is a little cheesy but WHO CARES ITS KIT YOUNG

-first scene over and it’s already very different from the book

-SOPHIA ANNE CARUSO MY QUEEN I LOVE HER

-AGATHA. QUEEN. HECK YEAH

-they changed her mom from a healer to a wannabe witch. Weird

-they gave them more of a backstory together it’s so cute

-THEYRE SO SARCASTIC I LOVE THEM

-oh my gosh they’re so gay in this haha

-the girl playing Agatha looks so familiar

-white men. Scary dude. KEEP AWAY FROM HER YOU DRUNK WHITE ADULT MAN

-HE PULLED A KNIFE ON HER OH MY GOSH

-SOPHIE TO THE RESCUE RAPUNZEL STYLE WITH THE FRYING PAN AAAAAHHHH

-they’re gay your honor

-they’re screwing around with the people’s knowledge of the school. They didn’t know about it until now. That’s weird

-And there’s Sophie being Sophie. Good for you

-the way Sophia plays Sophie gives Lydia Deetz vibes. Maybe it’s cuz she’s the only other character I’ve seen her play, idk

-They’re a lot better friends in the movie than in the book. I think I like it

-they don’t have the whole “shadow kidnapping people every four years and the town knows and tries to stop it” thing

-at least they still have the scary bird

-they don’t set Sophie up as much as a brat before the school so it’s confusing

-the animation for the wolves isn’t very good

-THE FAERIES ARE FREAKY

-the school for evil is full of gender whyyyyyyyyy

-mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. (Red hair lady)

-mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. (Professor Dovey)

-dang lady 360 much?

-Tedros isn’t blonde. It’s a stupid thing to be petty about but okay

-Hort’s voice is very gender

-WHO’S THIS CUPID HARPY DUDE?????

-“CLOSE. DOESN’T. CUT IT. UGH.” Mommy, sorry

-Kit Young materializing in a column of blood? Yeah, okay, why not?

-Hester spits sparks. Dang

-THEY PUT BRUTAL BY OLIVIA RODRIGO IN HERE AAAAHHHHHH

-Gregor is a KING. I love him

-Sophie just straight up kissed a random dude and it was hilarious

-“I thought gnomes were supposed to be short.” “And I thought princesses were supposed to be likable.” HAHAHAHAHAHA

-Agatha and Tedros’s interactions are weird. Not as cagey as in the book.

-the props are painfully obviously props. Specifically the gnome’s staff

-WHY ISNT THE BLUE FOREST BLUE?????? ITS GOT A BLUEISH FOG AND THATS IT. IM LIVID.

-I like the pink little monster flower. It’s adorable. So cute. I love them

-someone get Gregor out of there and give him his grocery store

-SOMEONE. SAVE. GREGOR. PLEASE.

-NOOOOOO GREGOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY FRICKING LIGHTNING ZAPPED HIM TO DEATH OH MY GOSH WHY???????? WHY????????????????

-Lesso is BACK. Mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry

-why does Hort look like the front man of an emo band? Love him haha

-“Why don’t you go find someone else to go have mommy issues with” DAAAANG SOPHIE

-Hester is hot. Very. Hot.

-oh yeah, I forgot about the bees

-op the bees formed Kit Young. Kit Young covered in bees.

-Lesso’s got a thing for Rafal (Kit Young’s character). Wow

-okay but why is the scene with Hester putting her demon tattoo back actually heart wrenching?

-Lesso and her freaky love of Rafal. Dang.

-THANK YOU AGATHA FOR POINTING OUT HOW WHAT HAPPENED TO GREGOR IS WRONG

-“they have weapons but we have animals” wow

-CALL THEM OUT AGATHA. GO OFF GIRL

-why are they all so shallow? My gosh, I hate this trope. I’m tired of shallow princesses

-THE WISH FISH TURNED INTO A PERSON OH MY GOSH THAT WAS COOL

-THAT PERSON IS LITERALLY A CHILD OH MY GOSH AND THE CHILD FRICKING DIES IN A CLOUD OF GLITTER WHAT THE HECK

-oh yeah here’s the animal scene where they want Agatha to free them

-GREGOR GOT TURNED INTO A SKELETON BIRD OH MY GOSH

-WAIT TEDROS KILLS HIM IN THE BOOK

-NOOOOOOO TEDROS KILLED HIM I WAS RIGHT

-“Good used to be good and true. Now we are in the age of self-centered perfectionism” ha true

-there’s always a wolf playing the organ I love him

-Sophie is so pretty oh my gosh. She’s gorgeous

-wow, the doom room already? They’re really skipping a lot of stuff. The Tedros and Sophie build up isn’t happening.

-aaaaaaaaaaand there goes her hair

-the fact that Lesso cut it and they don’t have Sophie kill the Beast makes me sad, cuz that’s her tipping point in the book

-Agatha spitting FACTS

-and freaky Rafal in the mirror, lovely

-I love Kit Young so much. His voice? Amazing.

-he’s got his red vampire aesthetic going and it’s hilarious. He literally just needs fangs

-Agatha getting the build up Sophie and Tedros was supposed to get, nice

-did he trip her with his sword? I dunno

-“unlock your finger glow” “master your finger glow” why does the finger glow thing sound so weird

-Hort you masochist

-the key inserting is slightly triggering

-SOPHIE BURSTS IN LOOKING LIKE A HOTTIE WHILE YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN BY BILLIE ELISIH PLAYS????????? OH MY GOSH SHE’S SO PRETTY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

-They’re montaging her bonding with her coven. No development. Just sudden friendship. Even Hester is in on it

-Sophie is hot. So hot. Her dress in the archery scene? Oh my gosh

-This is a two hour movie, I just realized that. I still have an hour left

-Agatha helping Sophie cheat. Good job.

-and now Agatha is getting sad

-Hester…. Hesterrrrrr….. I’m gay

-“you promise” word choice besties

-so…. The trial by tale isn’t a school event in the movie? Really?

-Hort really holds gender in every other shot. Sometimes he’s meh and others I want to look like that

-Bestie don’t announce your location to a dangerous forest at night

-okay from certain angles Sophie with this hair cut looks like Kallmekris (YouTuber)

-FRICKING REAPER SCARECROW THATS TERRIFYING

-HA Tedros got yeeted

-WHAT IN THE FREAKY GHOST STORY WAS THAT CRAWLING PUMPKIN REAPER????? I DID A PROJECT ON A GHOST LIKE THAT IN SOCIOLOGY AND IT MESSED ME UP FOR WEEKS

-reaper go boom

-Sophie is starting to craaaaack

-AND THERE’S KIT IN HIS VAMPIRE COSPLAY AGAIN

-Dovey’s acting needs work

-okay, the Never’s dorm is top notch

-Agatha is bisexual and Sophie is a repressed lesbian. Change my mind

-op, and here comes the nemesis signs

-Kit and his vampire cosplay back at it again

-THATS SO CREEPY

-Lesso is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

-see, in the book you don’t know which brother the school master is. Here, good is explicitly stated as the school master and Rafal is causing chaos

-“oh no she’s missing” and no one thought to check the library?

-Sophie’s nooooooooose whyyyyyy

-ooooooo, I like how they made Lesso a reader

-Tedros spitting facts

-“she’s like my sister” NAH YALL ACT TOO GAY TO BE SISTERS SORRY

-Tedros “you’re my true love” after barely interacting. Lovely.

-Sophie had a veil on how ugly is she under there?

-YO WOW SHE LOOKS LIKE MIRACLE MAX

-“quiet Aggie the protagonists are speaking” I’m stealing that, that’s such a good line

-Wow Tedros throwing Agatha under the bus

-see, if you didn’t read the book, the nemesis thing wouldn’t have made sense

-Sophie turned the teachers into wooden dolls, dang

-Agatha literally being the only one in this movie with brain cells

-Never Ball!!!!! I love it!!!!

-Sophie looking like a goblin from Gringotts

-SOPHIE’S HOT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS

-YAS QUEEN MAKE THEM UGLY

-yooooooo Hort is wearing a skirt

-awwww, they’re not ugly, their clothes are just black now

-Hester’s dress is gross

-THEYRE FIGHT SCENE IS LITERALLY A TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS REMIX OH MY GOSH

-HORT IN A SKIRT IS KING LEVEL BEHAVIOR

-I love Hort. He’s my favorite

-Sophie, snap that pen

-YOOOOO THE SCHOOL MASTER WAS ACTUALLY RAFAL

-Vampire cosplay is back at it again

-wow imagine Kit Young watching this back and basically watching him kill himself

-I mean, he’s not wrong. He really did corrupt them.

-Tedros and Agatha had no build up. They had maybe two scenes and that’s it. Ugh. I hate it.

-I didn’t know I’d ever watch Jesper Fahey seduce Lydia Deetz yet here we are

-the CGI for the school’s collapsing kinda sucks not gonna lie

-wow Agatha, that’s cheesy

-what’s with 100s of years old beings wanting to marry Sophia’s character?

-and after an awful stab scene the school’s rebuild lovely

-Sophie being stabbed by the Storian was cheesy as heck

-Rafal called Excalibur an oversized butter knife and honestly good for him

-Sophie is dying so slowly my gosh

-why didn’t Agatha just grab the sword? Why waste Sophie’s fading energy to send it through the air?

-all it took to kill him was one slash? Really?

-Ha, they kissed (yes it was a kiss goodbye cuz Sophie died but whatever)

-ah yes, the magic tears trope

-goooooood morning Sophie

-so…… no teleportation? They don’t get yeeted back to their home town?

-NO WOLF/FAERIE EVER NEVER REVEAL?????? SERIOUSLY????? THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE BOOK!!!!!!

-HORT STRAIGHT UP REJECTING BEATRICE YESSSSSSS

-oh okay, they walk through a portal instead

-AGATHA STAYS????? FOR A BOY?????? THAT SHE BARELY KNOWS????? SERIOUSLY???????

-okay nevermind, she goes too

-they use their magic to make birds poop on their bullies. Nice.

-they set it up for a second movie. Good for them.

Okay, so basically they hit enough of their basic plot points to make it through but honestly? Wasn’t the best. The book was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better.

[deeeelightfuldee]

What was the last thing you purchased off of Amazon? im not sure. right now, im trying to narrow down my cart which has : nail polish, 2 makeup brushes, a carpet/upholstery cleaner, a pair of reeboks, a pair of booties, a cheap ring, a necklace, 2 hair clips, a bracelet kit, eye brow stuff.

What are you wearing right now? shorts and a tank.

What is the best thing that’s happened to you in the last week? ive been 30 for one week officially. my birthday was nice What was something that your mind kept dwelling on this week? ummm. well. oof. today i found out someone who is pursuing me called a realtor and has several showings this week for apartments/condos/townhomes/houses to move closer in order to easily/properly court me. that news was just oddly triggering and i hate that. i had really wanted K to do that for me -- and for a little bit i was lead to believe he was going to. but in reality, that wasn’t and won’t ever happen. I know his job is important to him and hes terrified of change - to the point he will lose me. i know that's not easy for him. But this other guy is moving and going to work out transferring jobs and separating from his family/friends. idk. its just bothering me that it bothers me.

Do you drink tea or coffee every day? no, neither. Where is your best friend right now? uhhhhh who is that.

Would you rather read a novel or watch a movie? novel Do you have any significant medical problems? yes

How old were you when you had your first crush? 14

Name something that is the same color as your eyes. ocean

When was the last time you rode a bike? uhhhhh its been a very long time actually.

What grocery store to you shop at the most? meijer usually. maybe jewel too.

Do you like cottage cheese? I VERY MUCH do not.

What is one thing you would do differently if you could go back and change the past? i think i would have probably asked more questions about things that i was concerned about. 

Does anything on your body hurt right now? My left shoulder. and my neck

What’s your favorite song at the moment? uhhhhhh thats a very good question.

How do you discover new music? usually ill go to a song i love and then play that songs “radio” on spotify

What was the last flavor of tea you drank? uhh some berry kind

Do you have a balcony? no. 

What do you think would be a good name for a cat? i love things like Jeff, Pickles lol

List three things that you love about your favorite season. the cold weather, the LOUD quiet of snow :), the decor

When was the last time you ate a salad? couple days ago Have you ever shopped at Kmart? yea hello, im American

Do you have a common name? uhhh its a name people know from formerly famous individuals but its not common in that i have only met 2 other people with my name throughout my life.

Zombies or unicorns? neither

Candy corn or conversation hearts? hearts

Brownies or cookies? both but imma go cookies

What are three of the most disgusting foods, in your opinion? spinach, fish, mushrooms

What was the last restaurant you ate at? like actually sat down at the restaurant.. 3 corners

Where is one place that you have never been that you’d like to travel to? switzerland

Have you ever had a migraine? yes

What’s one medication that you take every day? nothing. tho LATELY its tummy meds cus i am not eating well/often due to avoiding my kitchen. ugh.

What color is your wristwatch? my favorite smart watch was black but its broken and only works like on MOST random occasions. i miss it.

Do you like sushi? no, no i do not.

If you could change one thing about your hair, what would it be? Id love it to be thicker or bright blonde.

How many laptops have you owned? 3

How many cell phones have you owned? a lot.

What are three of your favorite Pinterest boards? idk food ones.

Do you have a YouTube channel? not like professional style but i have an account.

Who was your third grade teacher? mom

If you wear glasses, how old were you when you started wearing them? i don’t, but i kinda wish i did. theyre so cool.

Are you happy with your life right now? in some parts very much so. in some, not at all. 

What is your favorite pizza topping? if its red sauce then like pepperoni, pepperocinis, onion. if its bbq sauce then chicken or ham, red onion.

How many pullover hoodies do you own? a lot. i love hoodies.

Do you prefer to take showers in the morning or evening? morning if i need my hair to look nice. evening if i wanna be cozy.

What’s the weather like today where you live? today was fun cus it was exceptionally gloomy outside without anything more than mist. i love those dark days

List five words to describe yourself. positive, curious, guarded, sassy, academic

Do you feel like your personality fits your zodiac sign? tbh yeah but i dont follow that.

List three youtubers you like to watch. i dont use youtube except for things like you would call a father figure to help you with.

Would you ever want to be a youtuber for a living? No, not my thing.

What’s one thing about you that people might be surprised to find out? i can memorize like a motha’ trucka’.

Do you own any antiques that were family heirlooms? uhmmmmmm not really to my knowledge. ill get them when people sadly pass.

Do you like to read? i do. a lot.

What is your favorite type of chocolate? anything ultra rich

Would you rather drink hot chocolate, hot tea, hot apple cider, or hot coffee? oooooooooo toss up for hot cocoa or cider. i love both

Do you like to watch cartoons? sure

What is one thing you like that a lot of people don’t? organizing, homework, tests, being caught in rain.

What is one thing that everyone else seems to like that you don’t? fish, sushi, politics, sunshine, warmth

When was the last time you went swimming? about a month ago. ill be in the pool err day next week for like 10 days lol

Do you own a lava lamp? no

Owls or penguins? penguins

Do you own a pair of pants with the word “Love” on them? lol no. but i would totally buy a pair of juicy pants. 

What are three of your favorite clothing stores? currently, old navy, tjmaxx, target

Do you wear yoga pants? when its warm enough

What were three of your favorite gym class activities in elementary school? i didnt go to school

Have you ever been to church? yea!

Do you get stage fright? nah, i grew up doing that stuff.

What’s something you think is amazing? the human brain

Do you like Arizona green tea? I am not a green tea person but i do like their raspberry one

Monkeys or llamas? I dc

How many months until your birthday? 12

Who was the last of your friends to have a baby? uhhhhhhhh alix

What is one of your favorite baby names? max

Do you like to dance? sure!

Have you ever taken a tap dance class? briefly lol

Would you rather travel to Europe or Asia? europe

What’s your favorite vegetable? right now im craving cauliflower

List three positive adjectives that start with the letter of your first name. dashing, determined, daring

Do you wear leggings? sometimes. i do a lot for the gym.

What was the last thing you ate that had chocolate in it? uhhhhhhhhhhh hersheys

What was the last thing you ate that had cheese on it? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... cauli pizza

Do you like macaroni and cheese? not really, no. GF options just arent the same and im not like a cheese LOVER im just OK with it

[dadsbongos]

Can i request a airhead readerfem x megumi fushiguro ,where they were

Hanging out in his room and then suddenly reader ask what does ‘s3x’ mean because

She doesn’t know and megumi is like paralyzed 😆

Anyway take care,thank for your efforts in writing fics bye-bye

had to combine with a few other asks :)

anon: hihi! can we please get airhead reader where she gets insecure n realizes oh, maybe i do annoy megumi, n starts distancing herself from him and he takes much notice on this and tries to reassure her? its ok if not! i just love the way you write bimbo personas, theyre the best! anon: SHARING HEADPHONES WITH MEGUMI AND AIRHEAD READER STOP

Warnings: none ? idk you get a small concussion ig Word Count: 752 ~~~

Megumi has made a lot of mistakes. Treated a lot of people poorly. And every time he thinks he’s out of the woodwork, he remembers when he told Yuji he’d have to die. And every time he tries to focus on how he and Yuji are good friends now, he makes another mistake.

“God, just - two seconds. Two seconds to myself, that’s it. I don’t have time for you right now.”

The little quiver of your lips followed by the small frown was enough to shatter worlds and Megumi hates the memory of it carved into his brain.

Now, he holds onto your hand like you’ll slip into thin air the second he lets go. You had rushed off after he snapped at you, and he cannot bring himself to blame you - not at all. He should’ve gone after you. He should’ve been quicker on the apology. He should’ve never said that to you. Gojo was being more of a pest today than usual and he was wearing thin, but that was not your fault and he should not have taken it out on you.

Megumi rests his head back against the wall of your room, hand still enclosed tight around yours.

A minor concussion. Nothing to worry about. But Megumi can’t stand the thought of your head being clouded with the idea that he doesn’t have time for you. That he doesn’t want you around.

Nobara had found you later at night when you didn’t come back to the dorms. Apparently her call for you had startled you out of the tree you’d been sitting in.

He shakes his head but there’s a smile pulling at his lips. That was so you.

Shoko said you’d be up within the hour but it feels like eons since Megumi had first come into your room.

He turns on his phone to check the time. Only two minutes since he last checked and yet it feels like years.

“Wake up already, airhead,” Megumi huffs.

“Geez, no need to be so rude.”

His head immediately snaps toward your bed and his eyes widen upon seeing yours flutter awake. You reach up with the hand he isn’t clinging to and rub at your eyes.

“You didn’t have to come,” you pout, turning to look out your bedroom window.

“I was worried,” he shrugs, laying the phone down on your bedside table and reaching into his pocket, “‘s only a minor concussion, but still.”

Your head slowly swivels so you’re looking up at him again, lips still drawn downcast, “Sorry I bugged you, ‘gumi.”

Megumi shakes his head, fishing out a pair of earphones and tossing them onto the table near his phone, “You don’t bug me. I’m sorry I snapped,” his thumb rubs over your wrist, refusing to disconnect your hands as he plugs in the earbuds and fumbles to put one in his ear, “Take the other one.”

“Huh?” you sit up and rest against the headboard of your bed, taking the earbud and scooting closer to the edge of the mattress, closer to Megumi, “Why?”

With a flash, the phone is turned on and Megumi opens it, pressing play. He swallows down the nerves in his throat and does his best to shrug nonchalantly as the melody comes to life through the wires, “Your favorite song came on and I’ve been waiting for you to get up.”

“Aww,” you coo, reaching up with your free hand and poking his cheek, to which he contently lets you, “you’re a big ol’ softie, ‘gumi.”

He squeezes your hand, “Just don’t go running off like that. You scared us.”

Scared him.

It’s quiet as you nod. Your eyes fall closed and Megumi refuses to release your hand. His stare is locked on you. He’s glad you’re awake. He’s glad you’re okay. He’s glad you’re here.

That’s all he can ask of you.

Your song flows to its end and Megumi’s favorite begins trailing after.

“Hey, ‘gumi?” you look at him now, eyes drooping despite just having woken up.

“Hm?”

Your gaze dart from him to the window before falling back to him, “What’s cunnilingus?”

He chokes on the air halfway to his lungs, “Where’d you hear that?”

“I heard Ieiri and Gojo-sensei arguing about if it’s ‘foreplay’ or not,” you rub your head, “I think they thought I was asleep…”

“Just try and forget about it,” he rubs at the bridge of his nose, knowing full well that he’ll have to kill his teacher and Shoko tomorrow.

[janexeu]

     though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, JANE MÁRQUEZ is actually a descendent of HYPNOS. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-SIX year old DEMIGOD ELEMENTARY EDUCATION MAJOR from NEW ORLEANS, USA has taken after HER godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite SACRIFICIAL & STUBBORN.

( she’s b-b-b-back on her bs : katya ! tis uhm ,,,, a lil bit of a chonk of an intro but ill try 2 b cute w it. any time u wanna yeet jus peep the gif again & forgive me bc Look At Her ! )

POWERS ( more info here )

hypnokinesis  — p much made her a glorified babysitter w lynch-esque wacko dreams. it got stronger naturally as she got older, but jus w herself n eventually the ppl shes real close w. its also gotten a lot better since comin to eonia 

seeing gods in dreams  — she doesnt hang out w em every fridays at tgifs but like ,,, if she had Pertinent Questions she cud smhw make it happen. found out abt her being a demigod at age 10 when she met hypnos

memory retrieval — shes got great memry of her own but bc she knows it can help w grief n all that, shes been learnin in eonia how to do it 4 others if they mayb wanted it

BIO POINTS 

her single ma died during childbirth so jane's been in the foster care system since 5ever. attempts at reunification nvr worked out but thankfully she got real lucky w her group home and foster families. twas stable enough to not emotionally scar her even further but the instability of it all was fosho a big ol’ lot and has influenced her rigidness in sum aspects of her life

she lived p much as a mortal even tho her powers r a lil freaky. never went to camp but it worked out bc all her abilities r internal and cannot be Perceived by others. she had a talk w hypnos abt what 2 do n he mentioned camps but also gave sum monster avoidance tips ( like rarely use ur powers, maybe learn self defense, yada yada ) n she jus ,,, did that so she cud continue livin real normal w the mortals. logistics of camp stressed her out esp bc shes livin w non-family n stuff yk it was All Too Much, miss her w the added demigod stress tyvm

got married at 23 to her childhood sweetums luis, but he ,,, died abt a yr later fr a car accident. coma for 2 weeks n jane p much slept the entire time in his hospital room, visitin his dreams n talkin to him. twas a life support sitch so they eventually decided to pull da plug whch was real sad but like she's processed it 2 da best of her abilities. her powers helped a lot in the coping too n she visits memories of him in her dreams smtms when it gets real sad then shes ok again bc life goes on n life is pretty uwu

bc of her bg round kids of all kinds, shes always been passionate abt em. always takin babysittin/tutor gigs and went to community college so she cud teach n then worked as an elem teacher. only started considerin goin 2 eonia 4 postgrad when she had a student who showed signs n strugglez of bein a demigod. she eventually got to talk to their godly parent 2 confirm n she was shocked pikachu meme, real concerned for all those youngins who hav no clue what to do ! or how to cope ! bc they cant facetime w the olympians lyk she can ! so cue her discussin eonia w luis a lot then a year after the accident, broke out the pro-con list again. took abt *checks watch* another yr til she finally decided to zoom 2 athens but then whoosh she did !

PERSONALITY

yearning ? idk her — shes can be a bit of a take it as is typa chick. can be a lil literal jsksj not dumb but like ,,, def doesnt read into things enuff to pine n long n year yk. some things might def fly over her head. she says Yes To Serotonin in this house. she dk the the mitskis n the sikens n the carsons ; its all mary oliver up in this joint. we just tryna luv life n be grateful folkz

le freak, say chic ! — control freak, that is. growin up in an unstable envi meant shed cling 2 stability n independence, wrvr she cud get it. so when it comes 2 the way she does things, she can be real a heel digger. also bc she has 2 deal w kids yk so it can b A Lot n shes v stern lyk dat. ofc she wont infantilize the eonians .,,,. or will she ? big sis vibes outta control. she means well tho always always means well. itll also b v hard to get her 2 giv up on sum1 bc life ? she luvs it n knows u can too

changes by david bowie — is decidedly skipped on the playlist. she doesnt like change !!! i mean she knows its inevitable but still not entire unavoidable. ever since she got out of the system, shes had a partner n her own way of doing things n its been workin out so why change it yk ? she says time may change me but jokes on u i can sorta trace time 

rip but im different — this goes out to all em whores in this house. she respectz ur hustle but like ,,,, not her thang. girl doesnt even get drunk when she drinks bc she doesnt rlly drink sksjsk doesnt like the taste of it, big baby ! but like she's Lived, its more like. ok tried it, not for me. thanks tho. also for all the meanies in the house, y’all perplex her. shes empathetic n wont show the judgement but smtms shes lowkey lyk .,., ur how old n u had all this goin 4 u n ur still so rotten ? how u actin like a 7yo w a trantrum ? scratch head, make it make sense

at least u tried — dad jokes, bad puns, tries to be big jokester but isn't funny. she's pretty tho so she gets away with it. idk wht else 2 say ur honor. shes the type thatll embarrass u w affection

well that was Awkward — probably sum1 abt her if  they see her actin a Fool bc shes in a foreign sitch or topic. when shes a fish outta water then she can be so ! easily ! flustered ! which is p much her in eonia. shes not new new but theres way 2 much godly shennanigans for her to wrap her head ‘round n sis has never gone to camp so its ice bucket challenge level shock from time to time still w da magics n lore

til death do us part — yknow when death cab for cutie said i knew that u wer a truth i wud rather lose than 2 hav nvr lain beside at all ? how abt when they wrecked me by rudely sayin love is watching sum1 die ? yes ? no ? nywy thats jane 4 ya. if she loves then shes in and if shes in then she is all in, luke danes stylez

was that a vivid enough picture or did i just word vom the same things agen n agen sjksjs jus know shes cute n sweet if a lil frustrating n annoying bc shes stubbornpants mcgee. may or may not have a slight compulsion to help fix other ppl ..,,.. someone set her str8 n tell her fix u by coldplay isnt it !!!  

OTHER INFO 

5′9″ born 4 october 1994, virgo sun n moon

not a freshie ! idk how long her program is but like ,,, lets ignore that 4 now ok jus kno that she been here a while

yogi & boxing enthusiast back at home. hc her mans got real into the martial arts w her when hypnos told her she gotta learn how 2 defend so that was one of their things : bonding by workouts so jane cud protecc herself if need be

her maiden name’s jane fulton. got her mommas surname but the name jane ? thats some jane doe bs some rando picked out for her which she hated at first but then seeing tarzan made her go hmmm, ok bet !

lgbtq+ alliance president ! identifies as pan

she met her late hubbie when they were abt 7ish, real friends 2 lovers cuteness. jane was there for him throughout his entire coming out & transition ergo her passion for the community esp queer kids bc she was That Cis Ally for her mans. wears her ring as a real lowkey necklace now

shes also real passionate abt sleep. will ask u how did u sleep last night p much every day u see her bc ppl spend like half their lives asleep catherine ofc shes gonna ask

her fave thing abt eonia ?  the whole siblings bit. shes had 2 make do w what she got n build a family from scratch so this ? she luvs it a lot let her give u kithes hypnos babies

shes p well versed in the greek thingies but only thru the knowledge mortals gets + dream info. after her realizin who she is, all things ancient greek jus sorta became her niche interest ykwim ? shes not like Super Learned abt it more like ,,, ok i gotta at least make Sum sense outta all this, gotta learn what i can. imagin how embarrassin it wud b 2 see a god in ur dream n then go : sorry to this man. nope. not jane, not her, nuh-uh 

luv languages : words, acts of service, physical touch !

useless hcs but she loves disney sfm ok. smtms dresses up as princess tiana for bday parties n shit bc shell do nythin 2 put a smile on the kids n babs faces

ya like jazz ? bc jane surely does ! adores motown & 60s music. nina simone owns her. no one drag peggy lee from 101 dalmatians ! not an important hc but i jus wanted to quote my bubble butt winged bee lover barry

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS

children ! infants ! babies !

demigods that make her scratch head damn u live like this ? but also wud knife emoji to protect n care for. shes not the oldest on campus but shes been livin independently p much her entire life so she finks shes got a tight grasp on the myth that is Adulting  

srsly tho the Big Sis vibes is off the charts w this one. shell perserve u dumdums

baddie influencies !

convince her 2 get drunk at a party ! bc she never does. convince her to maybe try drugs ! or go hook up ! do smths impulsive idk jus smth new !

gl tho bc shes not rlly ,,, easily influenced But she can b reasoned w ! in general i fink its just gonna be a fun dynamic if y/m knows how to coax sum wildness outta her or w/e bc thotty yummy theyre hotty yolo rzning jus wont do w this gal. will most likely get argumentative like a big ol momma hen but if u win then ur winning big

Sleep Now or forever hold ur peace !

idk sum1 she helps w their messy sleep ? shes def not super public w it, surely knows her other siblings r Better at it but if  y’all are close, she probs enjoys doin it 4 ya. she runs her hair thru fingers a lot when she does it. like a lot a lot unless u tell her to get lost

lover boi, lover gorl, lover enby !

she can be a lil traditional when it comes to how she views rels. she wants all that meetcute courting bs ! no gender roles tho n u best be sure shes not constantly comparin w her late hubbie ,,, but she jus wants smth magical n 2 be wooed again yk ?

so yea ,,, crushers mayhaps ? sum1 who is tryin 2 woo her ? sum1 she had a meetcute w and now janes got lowkey heart eyes for em ? idk lotsa possiblities but pls keep in mind she is not good at the flirtings so hav mercy on her 

eonia tour guide !

or jus friends who like ,,, constnatly fill her in w all the godly stuff n whatnot. years of not goin 2 camps mean u miss out on a lot ! explore ruins w her n get her info her mortal educ didnt make her privy 2 yk 

head real empty atm i will think of sum n let y’all know when i do, but give us all the conekshunz. friends, enemies, the usual bit, lgbtq alliance peeps, lmk whats up whats done whats cookin we want it all

( shes p much a new muse n da result of me tryna bring in an emotionally healthy kid to this sad sad university. janes in a v good well-adjusted place rn n is my therapy muse bc that other bitch m** is a messy handful. but wbk life aint linear so mayhaps shit’ll hit da fan or one of y/m will ruin her lmfao press f pls ! but also color me eyes emoji bc we love to see it )

[5-14]

ult group game

tagged by @coups thank you for tagging me sally!!! 💗

tagging: @kyunsies​, @3maeiri​, @xlilybebe and anyone else that wants to do this :D

for: monsta x

1. who was your first bias?

technically my first bias was minhyuk but the first person to catch my eye was shownu bc he was so cute ssjsjsjs (esp in the trespass dance practice where they’re all just running around screaming lmao)

2. who is your bias now?

still minhyuk :D but ofc i love them all so much

3. what was the first mv you watched by them?

trespass (knock knock ja deureogamnida!)

4. what’s your favourite mv?

alligator just everything about that mv is so good esp the dance during the last 30 seconds of the mv and the ending pose...!! ugh immaculate!!

i also really like the colours in follow (;_;) and x-phenomenon was fun and cute!! (they have too many good mvs i can barely pick)

5. if you could only listen to one of their songs for the rest of your life, which would it be?

this is literally the hardest question....,,, maybe if only bc even though it makes me cry i still love it so much

6. who would you want to see them collab with?

ofc WONHO 

7. what (mv) concept do you want to see them do?

if they ever have an mv for a chill song then like a daily life type of mv that were pretty popular back in 2012 where theyre just like wandering around the city doing stuff OR OR something super avante garde with wacky camera angles and distortions (idk what it would be like but it would be cool i think) or a wong kar wai 90s esque inspired concept would be cool as well

8. have you ever had a dream with any of the members in it?

yes a lot actually sjsjsjjs like the past 2 weeks i’ve been having dreams of minhyuk every other day... there was one where we were picking flowers in a field during night and saw a shooting star, and another where he was somehow a part of my high school friend group and we all hung out after volleyball practice, and another creepier one where we were on stage and a bunch of people just stared at us like O_O

9. if you could spend a day with one member, who would it be and what would you do?

maybe paint with minhyuk or go fishing with hyungwon hehe (it would be fun to go to a sea in the winter with all of them,, riding bikes or going on a picnic!!)

10. which member do you think you would get along with best?

maybe because hes my bias but minhyuk... i just feel like i would never be bored with him around even if hes just cooped up in his blanket watching science videos lol in terms of personality i feel like i’m a mix of jooheon and hyungwon and minhyuk is just so good at taking care of people and making them feel loved and we have a lot similar stances on things so yeah

11. which member do you think you would argue with?

honestly speaking probably wonho LOL but only in a fun way!! because he likes to tease people and im super gullible so it’d be like ._. (++ does anyone remember that time where he was like ya guys sorry to break to you but all posts on fancafe will be deleted after the new gen comes out its a new rule and we can’t do anything abt it :/ and everyone freaked out like bruh WHAT but then 20 mins later he was like haha sike :P got y’all didn’t i like sir...!!! making me panic and for what)

12. if you had to let one member scroll through your tumblr, who would it be

my blog is basically dedicated to spreading love for them so they can all go through it i wouldn’t mind <3

[adam-is-suffering]

What I know of the trolls (pt 2)

TEREZI PYROPE

- Deadass? I thought at first these were just her eyes and not glasses and I was about to up her on the ranks of “best of the best” 

- So she likes to interrogate? Thats interesting.

- She’s the one who people ship with Nepeta

- Aaand I remember her from a convo with my sister’s gf about her horns I think

- The server is obsessed with Terezi, they have all right to be

- Know what else is interesting? Apparently she hangs her stuffed animals out the window and I strive to be that chaotic as a child

- God she fights with her walking stick? Goddamn respect, I’m gonna guess she’s blind then

- Apparently she licks things to see? Power move.

- She has the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen

VRISKA SERKERT

- Does she even need a take on her character? I’ve heard the discourse, I probably read it unknowingly before, I know how she works.

- I was shat on because I said Undertale’s Megalovania was from the game, and a Homestuck came up to me like “pussy, its Vriska” so yknow

- But I will sum up what the discourse said:

- She killed a few people, some are mad. But apparently others are apologists because of her upbringing and importance to the comic. And how she solves a big problem at some point to help others? But then she also killed, so yknow. I have no idea what to say about her until I read it, so I’ll keep this post fucking absent of opinion before I get mauled by hungry and starved Vriska discoursers.

EQUIUS ZAHHAK

- BRUH WTF IS THIS

- Who the fuck uses this as the first image after searching for his name YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARDS

- So this was probably the worst thing to happen so far and I havent even started. Fucking goddamnit.

- So this is saggy tits, he was the first character I was introduced to on the server. Best friends with Nepeta, the diamond thingy.

- God great just fantastic

- But imagine I didnt see this, then I would assume he just loved being strong and playing with his bow and arrow. I saw a few pieces of fanart, and his dad … his dad is hot lemme just tell you

- Man.. fuck. Did he trip? Is that how he died?

- Well at least I don’t know when this happens.

GAMZEE MAKARA

- Well youre crazy

- Or either you just got hurt, and you’re just trying to assure everyone that “I’m fine it doesnt hurt” in which case, of course, Gamzee. You look just fine.

- But I still think you’re a little crazy.

- And a clown (though probably a juggalo by the looks of things)

- Apparently clowns rule the government so hey, got that going for yourself

- I first thought he had a cow theme but was corrected of course

- This is a fave character of a few people, I think, while the others.. don’t like him? Understandable. Idk where I stand though.

- But I did read smth cursed on his character which I will not say bc even if I suggest this blog to be 18+, there’s still limits

- He also likes juggling

- Obviously what else did I expect from that? That he liked politics instead?

- And I think he drinks too goddamn it, theyre all alcoholics

- Someone is very passionate about making Gamzee seem less of a crazy troll but hey, I’d read that if I didn’t want to be spoiled more

ERIDAN AMPORA

- Okay who told you it was okay to ride a seahorse and hold a gun in the middle of a thunder storm while also being a fish who resembles that one guy from Danganronpa?

- A loser is what lol

- Nah real question, how are you even holding onto the seahorse? Like I get the saddle and the ropes, but the way its placed just seems like you can slip off at any given moment.

- Also people are putting him in dresses, idk if thats his interest or just a thing the fandom likes to do

- Honestly you never know tbh

- He’s literally just a hipster fish I’m not sure what else there is to say

- He gives douchebag energy? Is that what you want?

- Man, one of the tags on the search just says “Sad” are you okay fish Eridan? Do you want to talk about it?

- Oh and his brother Cronus? I just watched a video of him dancing shirtless and I haven’t been the same since

FEFERI PEIXES

- She can breath underwater, I can see that

- She also looks like she’s cute but hiding her trident behind her back ready to stab a bitch, probably thinking you won’t see the blatant weapon

- Thats what the evil look is for

- Maybe she’s that “im kind until ill stab ya” kinda gal

- Yknow, the usual

- I do like her skirt though, I think she’s the most colourful here. Everyone else is emo, especially Karkat

- Aw the squid in the back is cute tho

- Also why are you swimming with clothes and shoes in the first place? They waterproof?

- Idk much about her. Like there’s nothing at all. Why is there minimal info and art of this one lol?

[birdie-bea-moved]

okay I know I rarely (ie never) talk about arthurian legends and stuff but uh i had this idea a while ago and Idk here it is now

(this was going to be a short summary post i said, it wont be that long i said)

TW for death/child death its just mentioned and if your familiar with arthurian legend then you know whats coming but extra warning here too

TLDR arthur gets dethroned because he killed babies, morgause takes over, arthurs ""banished"" and hide in northern briton, arthur finds baby mordred and raises him, they come back to camelot years later and secrets get revealed its all emotional and shit goes down

so first off its an AU

its the same prophecy as alway "morgause's son will be the downfall of the reign of king arthur" (paraphrasing) but this time the prophecy is immediately self-fufilling

when the news spreads around that the kings gone parinoid and drowned babies because of it the smaller kings, lord, many commoners, and even some of his own men rise up against him, magic prophecy sword be damned

there are a couple of battle, barely enough to call it a war and Arthur gets dethroned (Merlin disappears too) and Morgause (with her relation to Uther) gets crowned Queen of the Britons and personally decided Arthur punishment as new leader and because of the loss of her child at his hands

So Arthur is told to "never show his face near Camelot again" and since he doubt a boat will allow him passage off the island he decides to go to the north border of the island where its less populated and live as a secluded hermit and sustain himself off of fishing

He's avoiding people as much a he can and there are rumors of some of the water becoming haunted because of the lost souls of the children from may day and illusions by their souls to hurt any who come near, people have even been leaving the area because of it, so arthur figures he'll move there, free easy shelter and the lost souls of his sins make him pay

So he wandering among the recently abandoned houses and he hears crying coming from a house right on the waters edge, its sound like an infant crying, and Arthur go checks its if only for him to face the blood on his hands head on

He does find an infant though, with blonde hair like his own and eyes like his half-sister, and he just break down crying/laughing then and there because he's holding the baby that was to fulfill the prophecy he feared so much when its already come true

He wants to contact Morgause, but any knight would probably kill him on sight without question

So from there on out he swears to raise the child, as best he can, and so he does he teaches them fishing, cooking, and all other things a parent should, trying to manage the magic the kid has, and the child is enamoured with the old stories of knighthood he tells, and so he starts to teach them the ways of a knight, and and the child names them self Mordred, and Arthur hides a wince behind his smile and support

Because Arthur is hiding things, He knew he couldn't tell Mordred when they were young, much to dark of a past for a child, but the child is growing into a young man, and Arthur's excuse is growing weak until he realises the only thing holding him back is the fear of losing his son, "his" son the one he tried to rid the world of so long ago

But things are still peaceful in their family, they fish and hunt and live a calm life, Mordred handles going into town for any harder to home make goods, and he's got a few friends in town, but Arthur grows nervous as his son readies to head out into the world

Then a knight, a real one, come into town when Mordred is their and calls for his father saying he has been summoned to see Queen Morgause, Mordred of course takes the letter back to his father, a summons from the queen!, maybe he's being called back to help the crown, he had so many stories of knighthood, maybe Mordred could become a real knight in Camelot

His father reacts badly, they dont talk for two days, till his says to sell what they can and buy to horse to head to Camelot, Mordred is, of course, excited caught in daydreams of proving himself to be a knight, and Arthur dreads for all he hasn't said and the time limit on his secrets

They reach Camelot and Mordred has already started a fight with people cause "how dare they treat my father in such a way", so they end up walking(getting dragged) to the throne room Morguase tries to start with a angry/snarky comment but stops when she sees Mordred, a young man with her eyes, and her jaw drops, she looks at Arthur and all he says, is "I have a lot to explain"

and wow cliffhanger ending my really long au post its more likely than you think anyway from here it

- Morgause realizing her childs been alive this entire time and the man she though killed them has been raising him

- Mordred having this whole bomb dropped on him, and his reaction

- Arthur desperately not wanting to lose his son and trying to bring peace between him and Morgause

- Mordred family size expanding after a pretty solitary home life (4 brothers ,a sister, a mom + step dad, an aunt (morgan {court sorceress}), and step uncle? (Kay))

- the Orkney sibs "hey yknow that sibling i told you was killed as a baby" "yeah?" "well actually theyre alive and here right now"" "whAA"

- Havent Mentioned Kay much but he's torn up about Arthur cause his step brother is back and he's tried to make up but Kay also sided against Arthur way back when

- Mordred learning much more about his magic cause lets be honest Arthur couldn't teach him much

- Guin and Lance are together cause Arthur was never in between them in this au

- Galahads there around the same age as Mordred, likes his step mom (guin)

- Merlin is lurking in the background cause after he effed up he went even more extreme than before and is now plotting to put Arthur back in power

yeah I'll probably do/add more later but yeah

[ninatastic]

@kay-licious how dare u (thanks <3) @silent-calling youre doing amazing sweetie

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

I wouldnt call it a key factor but it’s important to feel attraction towards your partner

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

sure! If it’s a healthy one definitely :D

3. Are you a virgin?

nah 

4. Are you in a relationship?

yeh!

5. Are you in love?

I’d say so!

6. Are you single this year?

no

7. Can you commit to one person?

yes

8. Describe your crush

it me bf

9. Describe your perfect mate

same as above c: 

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no, only when it comes to animals c;

11. Do you ever want to get married?

thats a dream of mine tbh

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

I guess every healthy person would say no but yes, I’d absolutely do (only the first time tho, after the second time you gotta ask yourself if it’s really worth it)

13. Do you get jealous easily?

in regard to my bf: I used to but it’s a hell of a lot less nowadays. In regard to people in general, sometimes, especially when im not doing well mentally

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

me bf

15. Do you have any piercings?

just have my ears pierced!

16. Do you have any tattoos?

no but maybe soon

17. Do you like kissing in public?

only if its sweet forehead or cheek kisses, or quick kisses on the mouth or hand kisses

20. Do you shower every day?

yes though I gotta admit I really have to force myself. Not because I like being stinky but because everything is kinda difficult sometimes

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

bruh I sure hope my bf does;;

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

nah

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I’ve been in a relationship for 5 and a half years now, I think so

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

it is possible but who tf knows

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

idk, to be frank: I think my life would be a bit easier if I wasnt in a relationship, or if I hadnt been in a relationship for the past 1-2 years. And I often feel like im more of a burden to my bf than anything else. But thats a different story

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

as in losing touch with me? I guess so

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

a song yes and it was awkward as hell ajhajdfha and people have done drawings for me which is <3<3<3<3<3<<3<3<33

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yup

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

very very unfortunately yes, and just like a bunch of you guys I was this close to killing myself. I was in a very bad place which I know is not an excuse for this. I still think about it even if it’s been a time since then but I think I cqan never forgive myself because of that

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

often but im too much of a scared cat dsfskjf  idk though, I would love to be much more petite size wise

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

oh often

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

yeah;; I’m not exactly pretty or popular, so puberty was hard

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

hell yeah

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

:( no

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

yeh!!

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Yeah and it’s difficult to be normal then aaaaaahhhhhhh

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

some of my friends have a strong disliking towards my current bf but i dont know if you can call it hate

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yeah and it ruined me for a while

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

uuuuhh not really I think

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

whenever I write bday cards I always put a poem in it :D

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

hella

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

depends on how thirsty I am

43. How long was your longest relationship?

5 and a half years and counting

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

2-3

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

uuhh I was 14, no one 

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

HELLA

47. How old are you?

22 my dudes

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I#d try to play it cool because internally I’m panicking, someone help me

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

I love about my bf how you can ALWAYS count on him when shit gets down, even if he hasnt talked to a friend for a good while and they’re like “hey I need you”, he’ll be there in a sec Also that he is still able to surprise me

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

jsdfhsjdfks GO AWAY, I’d say while closing the door and shutting the blinds quicker than lightning

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

yeah, but that’s probably because I have bpd and depressions

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

yeah, I tried to help them on all occassions, so much that I ruined my own life partially and made myself sick. But whatever I did or said, they apparently want to suffer, so i gave up trying. 

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

yeah my abuser probably

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

unfortunately yes and fortunately yes

55. Share a relationship story.

uuuuuuhhhhh; I dont really know what to write here. Guess I’ll never forget when my bf held a kitten (which was only a week old) in his hands and he almost cried because he loved the baby so much. Haha, he was afraid of crushing it though because it was much smaller than the palms of his hands

56. State 8 facts about your body

I gained a lot of weight since last year which is why I avoid posting or taking pics, but according to everyone else you dont see it that much (?); my hair is getting its natural curliness back; I fucked up my knee so I’ll have knee surgery next year; I bruise easily; I have a shit ton of scars; I love my super green eyes; I have thicc thighs and if I’m very emotional I get red spots all over my body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

to my first ever bf: fuck u lmao to the second bf I had: I’m so sorry for everything and I hope that you found your place :)

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

uuuhhh be sweet and understanding, be funny, be somewhat smart, dont be a mean asshole and be nice to other people (especially kids) and animals and also be able to be fascinated by small things 

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

yikes

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

my current bf is 8 years older than me

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

how open and nice they are? Idk I always choose my ppl to hang out with according to this

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

even though I’m a switch I have a big preference for being the sub, so if someone can dominate me and yknow do stull like carry me princess style or something im all like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

everything that comes after kissing imo

64. What is your definition of cheating?

I think as soon as you try to pursue someone emotionally that already counts as cheating

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

kissing, grinding, I love when someone talks dirty to me

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

if it aint too much of a tmi i’d love to admit that we have a collar and a leash so (not thinking about pet play uughfjhjsdfkhsd, just yknow someone is able to drag me to them like this or being held in place while being taken from behind is p nice)

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

something something being outside in the nature and also good food 

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

super super wet kisses where also my nose somehow gets stuck in someone elses mouth Like dude r u a vacuum cleaner sdfhsdkjhfks

70. What turns you on?

being manhandled

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

idk I dont really have a lot of wet dreams and usually theyre not very kinky but rather sweet and slow 

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

I like dirty talk, so imma leave that open 

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

i love to get flowers, or lil stuff that reminds us of our friendship or something, self made/home made stuff is always !!!!!!!!!!!!

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

probably hands? I love it when girls have super slender hands and when boys have rough and big hands

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

I already answered that c:

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

I have a few stories I’m proud of! But I really love this one: When I was little I grew up in a village in which like 300-400 people lived (maximum) and next to us lived this sweet older couple who always gave us sweets and vegetable for our parents, or they brought us stuff from when they went on vacation. The man is now constantly sick, he suffers from parkinson and you see the early statges of dementia setting in. A while ago he wanted to go and get the German version of fish and chips with his wife but due to him needing a ton of surgeriesw constantly he wasnt able to go out with his wife. When my mom told me this I was like wtf u cant just tell me this, I’m too soft. So I went and got fish and chips from the best market around us for him and flowers for his wife, despite the fact that I havent seen them in YEARS. When I arrived at their front door both of them hugged me and cried a bit

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

not bad if everything is consensual and if there’s a power balance thats equal 

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

I think the leash thing is one of the kinkiest things we’ve ever done tbh

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

yesterday a bit when my bf went out wth friends and had a few beers while I was stuck at home with the thought that I can never have a beer again dkadfjahdf as stupid as that sounds but I always enjoyed these chill evenings with a beer and friends

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

this morning when I cuddled my cats :D

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

my bf and many videogame and anime characters, also my best female friend is hella attractive, also some of my friends are to die for

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

my bf!!

83. Who was your first kiss with?

my first bf sdfjsdfs

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

it didnt really work out, it seemed as he was more interested in saying “hey im in a relationship!” than in me, hah;;

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

yeah, sure

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Silco's favourite food/drink in regular Arcane or River Demi-God AU (I forgot the name of it pls forgive me)

ill have you know this prompted me to search "does alcohol have any particular impact on fish" and i fell down a short rabbit hole of a study where scientists got zebrafish drunk

anyway

i feel like its more or less canon that silco's fave drink is some kind of distilled liquor, presumably whiskey from what we see but also like who knows b/c drinks tend to be really regionally specific in how theyre named and made and like, its just safe to say whiskey b/c whiskey isnt whiskey bc of where its made its whiskey b/c its made of grain mash. whiskey no longer looks like a word to me.

but yeah there isnt exactly a Cognac region in runeterra for which cognac would be named and made, yeah?

now im thinking about extremely specific liquor types ("uhm its only Barrow if its from the Fossbarrow region of Demacia 🙄")

double anyway

canon Silco just outright doesnt eat much- i get the feeling he's very much a food-as-fuel guy as opposed to food-as-an-enjoyment type, but if he likes anything id imagine its something thats very rich in flavour b/c he's decimated his ability to taste via smoking habit. things that are strongly spiced or otherwise flavoured, fermented things. im charmed at the idea that he's the kind of person who typically avoids meat. not vegeterian, just not much of a meat eating guy. meat is expensive, spoils easily and in general is just kind of a pain in the ass. i dont think zaun is very heavy in red meats anyway, and most of the meat youll find is seafood. what red meat you Do find is probably either whump or goat.

anyway he'd probably pair heavily fermented vegetables or pickled eggs/fish with some kind of basic starch, maybe potatos? rice? a rustic bread. you have the general idea.

non alcoholic drinks.....idk. i honestly dont think zaun has the best access to clean drinking water so i think a lot of water you'd get has been 'treated' by being cut with some form of alcohol to keep bacteria down. more distilled and purified water would be expensive.

so yeah, whiskey, water and if he's feeling extremely indulgent he'll shell out for some kind of fruit juice

RM Silco (and dont feel bad for not knowing what to call it friend i just pulled out River Monster AU from the top of my head on a whim i know what it is ur asking about thats all that matters) is an obligate carnivore and tends to consume alarming amounts of red meat and whatever seafood he can get a hold of, but really only when he feels like he Really needs to get some down. otherwise i think he's *extremely* avoidant of meat, b/c he dislikes being reminded of his Condition, though this unfortunately contributes to him having his episodes where other people get bits of themselves bitten off.

drinking is pretty much the same. though i think RM Sil has a tendency to fall into indulgent binges without meaning to- Tahm Kench is by nature extremely hedonistic and thats not a trait that Silco escaped inheriting even if he doesnt 100% realize he's prone to it