#idk why LMFAOOOO

[cloud-somersault]

AU where Wukong didn't kill macaque (i know, hear me out) and it was a long play by LBD to get Macaque on her side or smth. And Macaque fell for it despite being a master of illusions himself...maybe LBD used the shadows against him? 🤔still playing around with that

anyway, Macaque eventually realizes this after LBD dies and now he's awkwardly got to apologize to wukong about it, but Wukong wants nothing to do with him because he's deeply hurt that Macaque thought he did that.

then: Macaque awkwardly hanging around Wukong and trying to get back into his good graces only for Wukong to blow up at him and vent his hurt and frustrations and macaque is just...really regretful

they eventually make up or whatever, but i saw someone mention they like the flavor of "macaque hanging around wukong, and wukong wants nothing to do with him" and i was like yeah, that'd be easy to make an AU for because there's nothing too complex going on LMFAO

[von-leg]

That thing where ur dad walks w u while holding the back of ur neck

[lucid-lilacc]

my genuine reaction

[hayaku14]

gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au

[godsofhumanity]

moment of silence for all the mythology blogs who stopped posting regularly 😔🫡

[allpromarlo]

noah lyles gold in the 100m final that’s my boy

[arcanegifs]

Favorite Side Characters in Arcane 1/?: Jericho ↳ "Are you going to question him? About what? The meat? Definitely not above board."

[ssparksflyy]

"testing my gf/bf-" nd ur testing my patience.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Since I ✨totally✨💅🏾 write for Kingsisle and Wizard101 btw I'm making it so that the Schismist Soldier actually knew us from when we were just starting out in Wizard City because one time when he was walking we tripped over his shoe by accident and then he goes "OMG!!!! I'll get you back!!!!!" So then it's like this cliche forgettable character trope where he's in the background setting up elaborate traps for us and he's reciting overdrawn and dramatic evil monologues to us but we straight up just Don't Hear Him and end up continuing on our business anyway while ignoring him completely which just makes him angrier. And this has been going on from Wizard City AAAALLLLL the way up to Karamelle where he finally just confronts us face to face so when he finally gets to go "AHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY!!!!! MY MORTAL ENEMY!!!?!" At us we still have No Idea what the Fuck he's Talking About. Because we've never officially paid attention to or met him before. I ✨totally✨💅🏾 write for Kingsisle and Wizard101 btw so this is canon sorry ❤️

[sungbeam]

no wait... hear me out.

you take the sung away from minsung and keep han jisung locked in ur basement, and i kidnap minho and seal him off in my garage, then we both leave them to rest ☺️🎀

and we go on a cute little platonic date together and make new plans + scenarios 😍🙏🏻⁉️

/j

STOP AHHAHAHAHAH WAIT U MEAN /WE/ WILL GO ON CUTE PLATONIC DATES OR WE'LL GO ON DATES W THEM??? either way im down 😼 (fbi agent, this is a joke, i swear!!)

[grabyourpillow]

My friend just sent me this and I am losing it

[max-the-hecker]

Bro I don't even remember what I was going to post I got so caught up in trying to come up with British sounding middle names

I failed btw.

Do NOT speak bad about my homeboy Daniel Rupert William Fenton🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Might have to give you a right real wallop‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[moe-broey]

GIRL......................... suspension of disbelief I know but.

Obviously you can pick out a BUNCH of the dragons as that Is an ongoing trope (dragons aging differently than humans, so they can look younger than they "actually are") (also while I did try to avoid including them to make them more comparable to Nino, I think Flayn can fit in either category for the purposes of The Context -- esp cause her dragon blood is meant to be secret)

Not only do we have Heroes skewing younger (a lot fitting into another trope of What If There Was A Baby Sister) we also have Baby Banner. Where the whole point is they are baby.

LIKE....... maybe I'm speaking way too soon and maybe the whole point IS this will backfire LMFAO, but it IS absurd to be presented with her art (which, def still looks youthful!) and having her say yeah I can pass as a kidnapped child. Which COULD be true! But also what do you mean no one is going to know you're a part of the Heroes. Why is no one fighting her on this. Not even including the dragons there are like a handful of Heroes who fit into her exact vibe. Some even MORE baby than her.

[werebutch]

My sister tells me how her bf’s dick is 8 inches (disgusting) when he genuinely looks like this

Sorry.

[escapismqueen]

When I feel some type of way, I remember that I made the crowd around me at the eras tour laugh when I screamed ‘YEAH YOU ARE’ as Taylor sang ‘I’m a mastermind’ and for a moment, hope is restored

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

why would you give arkane a vampire ip so soon after redfall