#idk why i randomly thought of that

[vampirtulpe]

Imagine EA made a new Punchout game, they'd sell you every boxer for like 40 bucks. Aw, you just beat Glass Joe? Congrats, bubby, we're so proud of you. Now pay another 50 bucks if you wanna fight Kaiser or go to hell. It's another 10 if you want Kaiser to wear a different outfit-

[w1f1n1ghtm4r3]

in the hall of winners

[namelessprince]

spent the last 2 days thinking about what animals pd characters would be :3

[sleepyy-27]

Okay we know twi maybe a wolf but if he were to be a dog what dog would he be?

Me personally, I think he’d probably be a golden retriever or something like that

[sun-snatcher]

Random headcanons I made for my AC3 fic wip that I thought I’d share with the world because why not add a little humanity into them and share it with the fandom anyway:

- Haytham has a distaste for billiards. (Gee, I wonder why.)

- Haytham has perfect-pitch. It was probably discovered during his educated upbringing, which leads to the next headcanon:

- He learned to play musical instruments at his mother’s behest, but he ultimately preferred books and writing. (But I fancy if you seat Haytham before a harpsichord/keyboard he’d be able to play a simple melody out of muscle memory, if he really focused.)

- No one learns of this until a mission pertaining a hidden compartment could only be unlocked via a string of piano chords, with the cipher being a music sheet. Cue Haytham, and a very, very impressed Shay.

- On the topic of Shay: is an excellent gambler.

- I’m talking card games, dice games, whatever. Give or teach him a game that involves easy money and reading people—? He’ll bleed you dry. This man was on voyages across the Seven Seas’ for most of his lifetime, so I fancy he honed that skill to a knife-point in his pastime. He’ll read every unconscious cue and count cards in his head simply because He Can™.

- Downside is, he sucks at chess. Gist prefers playing with Haytham (“Or a brick wall, really,” he’d said once) than playing with Shay.

- That being said, further downsides from his talent in memory/recall is, well— that. He has good memory and recall. That means:

- Remembering things he doesn’t want to. It means everytime Shay steps near the edge of a cliff, he still gets a sickening lurch in his gut from the old memory of falling off that bluff with the Manuscript. It means even after all this time— he still gets nightmares about Lisbon, still mistakes seeing dead faces in the crowd, still recalls the cadence of Liam’s bright laugh as kids.

- As for Connor headcanons, I could go on forever, but I think:

- He’ll never admit it, but Connor always wanted to hear his father say his mother’s name atleast once: even if it’s just, “Ziio.” He never does get the chance.

- He inherited his mother’s smile despite having the fierce Kenway nose & chin , while on the other hand — he inherited the Kenway glare/scowl despite his mother’s kind eyes.

- Has surprised his father more than once on his Seafaring talent— maybe the innate skill skipped Haytham— particularly the one time Connor was given an intricate Sailor’s knot to replicate, and he managed to do it perfectly after only a single look and one try. (Connor likes to credit his mother’s Native genes more, though.)

- Also terrible at board/card games (much to Haytham’s dismay), but makes up for it in athletic games. He is so painfully competitive. Just ask Kanen’tó:kon— Connor is an absolute BEAST in lacrosse. “And he’s also a sore loser,” according to his childhood friends.

- Last but not least, the most self-indulgent headcanon of mine yet:

- In the same way his older sister Jennifer used to call Haytham as a child (as per AC:Forsaken canon), Haytham has very nearly addressed Connor as ‘squirt’ one too many times.

[nxhna]

people on twitter really liked this for some reason so heres my cover of the first psychopomp song using an xbox 360 headset because im insane

[thegreatgremlingang]

my opinion is that Nie Huaisang either sleeps in a big version of those little child pajamas with the unflattering fit that's both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time and the dinosaur print and front buttons and everything OR a slutty silk bathrobe with ruffles and lace and shit but plot twist he is buttfuck naked underneath and he has no habit of tying the belt either

[eurydicees]

kyoya "sleep first, then dream" ootori vs tamaki "i'll make all these dreams come true" : fall in love challenge

[mer-se]

out and about in various locations collecting pretty views. 🌾

[metalfamily-headcanons]

Lordi was wearing Bob's tank top in that one episode >w<

[nobodytbh26]

(Prolly won’t finish)

WINNER: 🫵

hal9000 doesn’t see this as a loss though

Ahem….

@hyacinth43 Hal design :>

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I am never drinking wine again

[voidcat]

Day first of being home after two days of bliss and already I had one bad eerie dream and cannot sleep….

Good night to you all, I hope you guys immediately fall asleep to the sweetest dreams with your blorbos 🫶

[tomatoteddy]

The teaser event for 2.7 is called “Laboratory Snapshots”. You know what snapshots bring to mind? Photos. You know who the ultimate photo guy in the suitcase is??? CLICK

The event is also implied to be focused on Laplace. You know who’s mentioned to have a friend in Laplace (that may or may not be but totally is X) in one of his voicelines??? HORROPEDIA

BOOM. CLICKPEDIA GARMENTS/ANECDOTES CONFIRMED FOR 2.7- 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[wundrousarts]

So I’ve already been working on a sort of “Silverborn Preorder Masterpost” listing a bunch of places and their prices (especially international shipping prices for fellow Americans). The plan for that is to kinda put it all out at once as a rebloggable post on here by end of this month. But I’ve also just realized that a sort of “Upcoming Jess Appearances” list would be helpful too, so I think I’ll be making that a page on nevermoorsource that will be continuously editable.

Besides also getting the Interviews/Q&A page up and running soon, is there anything else people are interesting in knowing or having archived all in one place?

[steamedlotusroot]

cyberpunk AU where resurrected nezha becomes a cyborg after uploading his soul onto an android body