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#4 - Kisses

Joji Kisses would start out as plain old regular loving kisses, but as you kept going, his hands that cupped your face before, would slide down on your waist as things got heated, his lips and tongue growing more needy and desperate. Kissing this fiercely would make him grab your waist harder, and maybe he’d slide his hands down a little further, pulling you closer to his growing bulge, inevitably sending both of you to the bedroom. 

Ian Pulling him closer by the shirt, your lips still connected to each others, he’d hum lustfully, and as the kiss would grow more wet and intense, Ian would slide his hand down from your face to the back of your neck, holding you right there, feeling you up. Eventually, you’d end up on top of each other, his hands desperately touching you all over, never getting enough of feeling your mouth and your body on his.

Max Max would very commandingly pull you onto his lap, hold your waist while continuing to kiss you, gradually growing more forceful and eager for your touch. Muffled small noises of contentedness would begin to escape his mouth, as he would be sitting there, leaned back, legs spread with you on his lap - just how he likes it.

[cxncxrcrxw]

cancer crew- they come home early

these are meant to be funny, folks //

Ian

Ian had been gone out to get dinner, which was just a 12 Value Pack from Taco Bell and some beers. So you knew that he wasn’t going to be gone too awfully long. You changed into your pajamas, a pair of shorts and a spaghetti strap, and were now spread out on the couch reading an e-book. A specific book, however. Fifty Shades Of Grey to be exact. 

You were enjoying the fuck out of it, reading really fast as immersed yourself into it’s pages. You weren’t about the BDSM life, at least you never tried anything like it, but reading about folks who lived it, fake or not, it intrigued you. It wasn’t like you were getting off on it- just appreciating well written literature. 

You were way to into the book to hear the door open, in fact, you’d of just thought you imagined a whip cracking, vividly picturing the scenes in the book to make it come to life. Pun intended. As you bit your nails reading a heated scene, you felt breathing down your neck. You still thought that you were imagining things.  

“oh that’s fucking gay.” Ian said, scaring the living daylights out of you and causing you to throw your phone in the air. He laughed. 

“Not fucking funny, you cunt!” You said, putting your hand to your heart as you gained composure. 

“You’re the one reading about BDSM in your spare time. How bout Mr. Carter will see you now?” He winked jokingly. You rolled your eyes. “bastard. tell anyone and I’ll have your head.” 

“You’ll give me head?” He asked, knowing exactly what you said, but wanting to tease you a little more. 

“You know what I said!” You yelled, huffing, a blush still on your face.

Joji

Joji was at the post office getting some packages he had ordered, and some he had.. recieved. After a couple minutes, you heard your phone go off, and a text could be read aloud. 

Joji: Traffic Jam. Gonna stab myself.

You smirked, you had been waiting for this moment. You walked into the bedroom the two of you shared, picking through the drawers and pulling out a certain article of clothing. The pink suit. Smirking to yourself as you took off your tanktop and leggings, you tried to get yourself not to do it- but you wanted too. You really wanted too. Slipping on the suit, zipping it up and covering your hair and chin with it’s pink material, you felt like a god. 

In the mirror, you saw your reflection and immediately started cackling, laughing until you coughed. “Imposter.” You whispered, before started to hum the tune of STFU, moving your pelvis front and back. When you heard the door open in your apartment, you started to freak out. Fuck, Fuck! Quickly you made for the zipper, but it was jammed. Just fucking perfect. The squeak of your bedroom door made you squeak back, not wanting to turn around to face your boyfriend. 

“Y/N?” He called out, before covering his mouth to restrain laughs. ‘What the fuck is going on?” He chuckled, you figured now you had to turn around. And when you did, the hysterical look on Joji’s face made you go as pink as the suit. “I can explain...” You began.  

You didn’t have too, Joji knew exactly what was going on here. He shook his head at you. “Well, at least you’re my favorite pink cunt. Not sure about the other folks.” He said sarcastically. Honestly- he enjoyed how tight the suit was on you. Not to mention- it was fucking hilarious.

Max

You knew that your boyfriend was gone out for a day, he was going grocery shopping for the two of you. You would of went, however, last night, you had told him you wanted show off your awesome pasta cooking skills. Knowing Max would be sidetracked by toy sections and potential video props, you decided to take the cooking slow. You were wearing an oversized white t-shirt, and Max’s pokemon boxers.

You were now playing some music through the loud speakers in the living room, loud enough to be heard lyric by lyric from the kitchen, which was beginning to get steamy from pasta boiling. You had your music on shuffle, so anything that played you were bond to vibe out to it. Your hips twisted with the beats of drums, singing along with the words, when there were actual words. 

However, when ‘Still Into You?’ by Paramore began to play, you suddenly felt like you were a headline act in a concert festival. Grabbing a ladle, you put one foot on the counter as the chorus blasted. 

“I should be over all the butterflies~” You yelled, you didn’t care if you sang good or not, you were in the comfort of your own home, by yourself. “I’m into you, I’m into you!” You shouted, now at the top of your lungs. You were going to start headbanging- or some kind of form of edgy shit, but when you brought your head up the first time, standing in the archway of the kitchen, was your boyfriend- Max. You screamed. 

“Max!” You shouted, putting your foot down, leaning against the counter now. “I uh-” You noticed that the smirk on his face had been there for a while now, and there were tears from where he had been laughing. You knew he had seen too much. You blushed like mad. 

“Glad to see how much you like..cooking?” He chuckled, setting the grocery bags on the counter. He couldn’t say you were untruthful, the food was smelling great- but he didn’t think Hayley Williams was a part of the recipe. “Are those my boxers?” He questioned, that goofy smile growing wider. You nodded. 

“Mention this at any point in the future and I’ll hang myself from the ceiling fan.” You replied, watching as he walked over to your corner of the kitchen. He kissed your forehead with a chuckle. “Don’t worry, I’m ‘still into you’.” 

You wanted to smack him. 

[itsfilthyfrankbitch]

Tell me this isn't the best shit you've ever seen

[idubbbzarms]

okay, so I know I haven’t written any imagines in a while but fear not! This weekend I am going to have a few up the last  request first obviously then I have a few Joji ones to put out  ;)  

[whalevillain]

i could just. drive to Ian iDubbbz's house in like 10 minutes that's so whack like I know why he's in Edmonton but also. why is he in Edmonton ​imagine just running into idubbz while ur coming out of the west edmonton mall hot topic

[mothsandclowns]

fuck “the boys” and pick me girls. Imagine having your entire personality centered around bullying kids for having fun and being a bigot, pack it up idubbz and leafyishere.

[miscellaneoustoasts]

thanks @lcthebtswriter!

nicknames: scar, lemon, eb

gender: female

star sign: pisces

height: 5’4.5

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birthday: february 22 (i celebrate it on the 23rd, though)

favorite bands: tøp, fob, p!atd, mcr, nsp

favorite solo artists: halsey, dodie, and scotty sire

song stuck in my head: asian jake paul by idubbz

last movie i watched: pitch perfect 3

when i created this blog: this summer!

what i post: mostly just reblogs of art, fanfics, memes and things i find relatable. sometimes i come up with something that’s funny but it’s very rare

last thing i googled: wattpad

do i have other blogs: yes, i have @imagines-for-the-imaginative, where i post imagines (surprise)

do i get asks: occasionally

why did i choose this url: when i made this blog i was a big fan of dan and phil (i still am, just not as extremely) and i wasn’t ready to let go of the “dani snot on fire” days. i really like toast, and my name is ella, so “ellaisbutteredtoast” was born.

following: 68

followers: 72 (i love you all, except for the pornbots)

average hours of sleep: 7

lucky number: 22 i guess? idfk

how many blankets do i sleep with: 7 on average

dream job: idfk

dream trip: id love to travel around the u.s., or maybe go to london

favorite food: toast

nationality: american

favorite song: it changes basically??? everyday??? right now it’s “young god” by halsey

tagging: i hope you don’t mind, @way-obsessed5!

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[justsomebread]

imagine dan uploading a video,titled: coming out. You click on the video, because you’re excited. The video starts with a few seconds of darkness and then...

“I’m gayyy” idubbz says jumping off a counter

[styczniowy]

okay questions 1-70 ily babe

there's a lot of twenty one pilots in this...

1. A Song you’re ashamed of likingthat terrible valentines day song from jacksfilmstbh im ashamed of even liking jacksfilms

2. Favourite lyrics"but there's hope out the windowso that's where we'll go"

3. Favourite band/artisttwenty one pilots

4. Top 5 Favourite songs at this momentalt-j - bloodfloodfall out boy - hold me tight or don't run the jewels - downthe neighbourhood - you get me so highflatsound - sleep

5. Latest song that made you smileboyinaband - spectrum (ft cryaotic and minx)idk i just like this songand i also like dave and cry so

6. An overrated bandfifth harmony

7. An overrated songdua lipa - new rulesit's not that good.

8. Latest song that made you cryode to sleep by twenty one pilots because i accidentally played the live version and i wasn't expecting the feels

9. Artist/band that saved your life twenty one pilots

10. If you could see any band/artist live, who would it beeither twenty one pilots again or adele

11. What song/album/band/artist always brings back memories for youamerican authors - best day of my life

12. saddest song you knowtyler joseph - literally the whole npi album

13. Favourite song to sing in the showerjon bellion - all time low

14. If you played an instrument in grade school, what was iti didn't

15. What song would you like to have your first dance to at your wedding elvis presley - can't help falling in lovepreferably with tyler joseph singing it live but that's just a detail

16. 5 Songs to have sex tothe weeknd - oftenthe weeknd - earned itthe weeknd - where you belongbeyonce - crazy in love (50 shades version)frank sinatra - witchcraft(i know almost all of these are from 50 shades of grey thanksan yes, i like the weeknd a lot)

17. One band you’d have get back together/bring back from the dead@my chemical romance when's the reunion tour

18. You’re forced to listen to only one album for the rest of your life, what album is itvessel by twenty one pilots

19. A song that gets you through shittwenty one pilots - guns for hands (and also truce)these two got me through a lot of shit.

20. A song to shut everything outfall out boy - the phoenix

21. A song that’s a joke between you and your friends i don't have friends bye

22. A song to jam out to at 4amliterally any song by jinsang

23. A song that punches you in the gut every single time my chemical romance - welcome to the black paradei don't think this is a suprise

24. A song that calms you downthe deli - 5:32pm

25. A song that makes you feel alive twenty one pilots - trees

26. If you could get any lyrics tattooed, which would you choose"stay alive, for me."i'd tattoo the all over my body if i could.

27. What band/artist would you get your children addicted to at an early age ALL OF THEM, MAKE THEM SUFFER FROM FANDOMS

28. Can you play any instruments, if so, which no, but i want to play the drums ((:

29. If you could be a member of any band for one show, who would it bei'd be josh dunso i could play drums, look hot, and look at tyler's butt for an hour

30. CDs or Vinyls cds because i'm poorbut i wish i could have like 9284957 vinyls

31. 25 songs to play at your funeral HOOO BOY GET SOME POPCORN1. (i was going to list all of my favorite twenty one pilots songs but that's more than 25 so just play all and count them as one.)2. troye sivan - heaven3. alt-j - deadcrush4. alt-j - in cold blood5. my chemical romance - cancer6. dodie - i have a hole in my tooth (and my dentist is shut) (this song is so dumb i love it)7. dodie - 6/108. adele - set fire to the rain9. patrick stump - spotlight10. panic! at the disco - girls/girls/boys (a song about a threesome? why the fuck not)11. mike bliss - the disconnect (mike is a blessing to this worls and i love him)12. jesse cale - the saddest panda (because i love jesse too much)13. fall out boy - the phoenix14. fall out boy -i don't care15. fall out boy - the last of the real ones16. imagine dragons - demons17. run the jewels - down18. run the jewels - panther like a panther (only bc it makes everyone uncomfortable)19. run the jewels - early20. alessia cara - scars to your beautiful 21. thirty seconds to mars - up in the air22. thirty seconds to mars - kings and queens23. sia - breathe me24. sia - cellophane25. depeche mode - where's the revolution

32. What are some song titles that you love"nothing good comes from being gone" - flatsound"it's thursday, january 12th and this is the last time i'll talk about drowning" - flatsound"our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued" - fall out boy"i'm like a lawyer with the way i'm always trying to get you off" - fall out boy"the only difference bteween martyrdom and suicide is press coverage" - panic! at the disco"lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off" - panic! at the disco

33. If your life ended today, what song would you choose to represent itidubbz - i'm gaybecause this song is dumb and i am gay.

34. Give me a random 10 song playlist 1. fall out boy - dance, dance2. the 1975 - if i believe you3. quebonafide - bollywood4. boyinaband - christmix 35. royal blood - little monster6. pierce the veil - circles7. harry styles - kiwi8. muse - madness9. lp - tightrope10. idealism - a moment of silence

35. A heart wrenching songtyler joseph - drown

36. A band/artist you’re proud ofbry. MY BOI IS POPULAR

37. A song that has a lot of meaning to youfor the 100th timetwenty one pilots - guns for hands

38. A song that reminds you of schoolleathermouth - 5th period massacre

39. A song not sung in your native languagelil' kleine - krantenwijk(i could've chosen any song in english, but i thought that's too boring so this one's in dutch :))

40. An instrumental songflatsound - consciousness

41. A classical songuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

42. A song with no percussionsayuw - see you

43. Something you’ve heard performed livedo you want the whole twenty one pilots ers setlist or..?

44. Something you’d give ANYTHING to hear performed live5 words: twenty one pilots dual drummers

45. A song from a band/artist that’s from your town/city/state/province i don't listen to any so idk

46. A song made suddenly precious because of a special someonethe neighbourhood - wiressuddenly i like it more than i should

47. A song made suddenly painful because of someone specialeeeeh idk

48. A song that demands lip syncing and a makeshift microphonepanic! at the disco - miss jackson

49. A song from a band/artist you met/knowi have never met any artist really??

50. A song that you would rock at karaoke fall out boy - i don't carei can't sing but i'm ready to fuck your ears up

51. A song you can’t help but dance topatrick stump - run dry

52. A song that makes you want to dance on a table panic! at the disco - don't threaten me with a good timethis song is wILD

53. Your 10 song stripper playlistcan i skip this question?i can. NEXT!

54. Favourite Disney song hakuna matata!!!

55. A song that starts with the first letter of your namechristina perri - jar of hearts

56. A song from an artist still alive dillon francis - love in the middle of a firefight

57. A song from an artist who’s deadfrank sinatra - chicago

58. A song you love by an artist/band you hate justin bieber - love yourselfi despise him as a human but this song is really nice so hsjfhksjf

59. A song you love with a colour in the titletroye sivan - blue

60. A song you love with a number in the titlefall out boy - 27

61. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget abouti don't think i really have one???

62. A song that needs to be played LOUDfrnkiero and the cellabration - .blood infections.

63. A song that makes you think about lifehonestly just most flatsound songs.

64. 15 Songs that get stuck in your head easily alt-j - breezeblocks  little mix - shout out to my exadele - rolling in the deepportugal. the man - feel it stillmajor lazer - get freetwenty one pilots - polarizeparamore - hard timespanic! at the disco - golden daysfall out boy - jet pack bluespatrick stump - spotlightfoxes - youthvesperteen - insanej balvin - tranquilacamila cabello - havanakaty perry - e.t.

65. A song that you think everyone should listen to twenty one pilots - gonerat least once.

66. A song that makes you want to fall in lovei'm already in love sooo

67. A song that makes you think about ‘him/her’troye sivan - talk me down

68. A song that you remember from your childhoodi had a shakira phase, i guess any song from she wolf shdhdhdgddb this is embarrasing bye

69. A song that reminds you of youa what

70. Okay what’s the real answer to number 1trippple nippples - lsdI HAVE NO REGRETS

[theendofanempire]

So I wanted to share something with you guys that happened yesterday.

I was at my friends house and he had an idubbz video on. If you know of him you may know that he sometimes uses the n word and f word (the derogatory word for gay, not fuck). He has an ideological standpoint which he thinks justifies his use of these words. In essence he thinks we give them too much power by saying you can’t use them so he thinks that if we use them it will remove their power. If you know idubbz you also know he’s white (also my friend and I are white).

Anyway, after a video I said pewdiepie was an asshole for using the n word, my friend tried to defend him saying he saw the apology and that somehow glosses over his shitty behavior. Then I said idubbz is also an asshole for his use of the word. My friend tells me I’m being unfair and that he has a good reason for his using the word.

This is where I got upset. To me, white people have no say in when it is an is not appropriate to use the n word. Furthermore, its not our place to even have the discussion of when or why its appropriate to use the word. In my opinion the only conversation white people need to have regarding the n word is why we’re not allowed to decide the social status and impact of the word because, hint, it has no bearing on our lives. The only people who get to decide when or how the word should and can be used is black people. 

Anyway, I got real emotional when he tried to defend idubbz and said that no matter what his argument was it wasn’t going to sway me. Then my homie gets all, “I can’t even have a discussion with you about it, this is the problem with PC culture, SJW stuff, blah blah blah” (not an actual quote). 

Then he comes at me for being emotional about this and I’m just thinking, this is the shit oppressors do to the oppressed all the time (not that I'm oppressed). They try to invalidate what you think by saying its emotional and therefore isn’t based in reason. I was just dumbfound. Like this kid is so entrenched in white privilege that he cannot see what he’s doing at all.

Point of the matter is, instead of talking about why its wrong for him to use the word, we argued about whether my strong emotional reaction was justified and whether that precluded me from having a discussion about the matter. Like, wtf is that shit?

Anyway, I dunno guys. It was just a really hard moment for me. And I can’t imagine how bad this shit is for POC. I just felt like I needed to share this.

[jolynelovemail-moved]

osomatsu san imagine: that choro in the morph suit jumping off the fridge saying "im gay" like idubbz did

i tried to draw this but it failed so nvm sjkdfBJKSBS

[passwrodx]

2019 needs to be the year of absurdly convoluted coming out stunts, like imagine a massive alternate reality game that ends with a low res image taped to a telephone pole in Beijing of ian idubbz in his green suit, people are arguing and twitter and shit about who found it first after decoding the first seven puzzles

[itsfilthyfrankbitch]

New cancer crew blog what the fuck is up. Plz give me some follows It would be much appreciated