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Welcome to Jujutsu High:

Teaching Assistant YN

Various JJK characters including Satoru Gojo, Yuji Itadori, Megumi Fushiguro, Nobara Kugisaki, Sukuna, Kento Nanami, etc. x Female! Reader (she/her pronouns)

Warnings: swearing, Gojo abandoning the youths, death mentioned

A/N: just me, switching it up to JJK 🙃 ignoring all my responsibilities and problems 😀

Congrats YN, you’ve been accepted to Tokyo’s Jujutsu High as a teaching assistant for this upcoming year!

You couldn’t be more excited for this new opportunity

You worked your butt off to get where you are and we have nothing but respect for you 🥰

You use cursed tools to help aid your already sharp ability to see curses

And now, you’re going to help train the brightest and strongest upcoming sorcerers

Wait- did I say brightest? Yeah maybe I should have held off on that one-

Anyways, it’s the first day and you are excited to see which teacher you will be paired up with

As you approach the list in the teachers lounge, someone comes up to you

“Hey are you Yn?”

You 👉🏻 yep that’s me 😁

Them 👉🏻 *laying their hand on your shoulder, head hanging low*

“I’m so sorry, thoughts and prayers to you during this difficult time,” they say before sighing and walking away

You 👉🏻 👁️👄👁️ huh-

You silently approach the board as you now see swarms of people watching you

You find your name, tracing it across the board to see your assigned class

You 👉🏻😐 shit…

Too bad you have no time to let the fact sink in because the lead teacher of your class bursts through the door at that very moment

“Ahhh there is my bright teachers assistant,” Satoru Gojo says

You 👉🏻 *quickly double and triple checking your name, possibly pulling our your birth certificate to make sure that you, in fact, are Yn*

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” you say as Gojo frolics to your side

Gojo on his way to greet you 👇🏻

“Awe my precious YN aren’t you so lucky to get to work with me,” Gojo 😍

You 👉🏻 sooooo lucky 😐

“It’s going to be so much fun!! But first I’m off for some business so I’ll entrust the education of our young students to you my darling YN,” Gojo says before walking away

“The hell you will! Get back here right now!” You say chasing after him

Too bad he’s like the bestest sorcerer YN

“You have got to be kidding me,” you say as Ijichi approaches

“Hello Yn, I was instructed to take you to the students,” he says as you roll your eyes

“Alright let’s get this over with,” you say, following him

When you arrive, you see three very different teens standing in front of you

One you already know as Megumi

The other two, well…

“I can’t believe Gojo just up and abandoned us again!” The girl known as Nobara shouts

“Honestly, this has to be against the law right? Just to leave children alone without an adult??” The pink haired vessel of Sukuna, Itadori, shouts

“Gojo has important things to do and we can handle ourselves,” Megumi interrupts

“Not entirely sure ‘important things’ is the right word but he definitely has things to do,” you say walking up to the trio, “but that’s why I’m here! I’m YN, a grade 1 sorcerer and your new teachers assistant.”

The reactions are mixed

Megumi 👉🏻😐😒 whatever-

Nobara 👉🏻 🤨😑

Itadori 👉🏻😍🥹🕺🏼🤸‍♀️

Alrighty then…

Well let’s get on with it

You spend a lot of your time training the teens to be excellent sorcerers, trying your best to support them in their own ways

Honestly Nobara and Megumi don’t really need much

And Yuji, well Yuji needs emotional support YN

I mean, being Sukuna’s Vessel is very taxing

Plus, he like kinda died so there’s that 😅

So you often spend tome reassuring your student and helping him to adapt to his roll

“Yuji you are so strong for taking this on, I mean not everyone would willingly swallow a thousand year old cursed finger,” you grimace 😬

“Don’t know if that makes me strong or stupid Yn…” Yuji says when an annoying, agitating voice sounds

“Hey brat! You should feel honored to be my vessel and as soon as I manage to take over this body, I’m going to take over the world!” Sukuna laughs as you glare

“Yuji will not allow that and neither will I,” you say

“Well well well and who do we have here,” Sukuna says, smirking out of Yuji’s left cheek, “you, my dear, are absolutely stunning.”

“Sukuna knock it off! YN is my teacher!” Yuji says as you glare at the one eye of Sukuna

“So? What is she to me? I mean besides a potential mate,” he chuckles as you hand goes up, slapping Sukuna

He goes flying as soon as your hand connects with his cheek

Unfortunately Sukuna is in Yuji’s Body… so like…

“OH MY GOD YUJI IM SO SORRY!” You say, helping Yuji off the floor

“Oh it’s no problem Yn!” Yuji says :D

Seriously freaking Himbo energy I can’t 🥹

When our lord and savior, Nanami, shows up to help Yuji with his training, you drool welcome him with open arms

“Hello Yn, always a pleasure,” Nanami say

You 👉🏻🥵🥵🥵

Too bad Yuji is there-

“YN are you drooling?” Yuji asks as you quickly punch him in the face sending him flying

“Oh sorry Yuji, I thought you were Sukuna again…” you 😒

Honestly when Yuji is gone, it’s a little easier to maintain the children

Megumi and Nobara are training for the Kyoto Sister-School Goodwill event with the 2nd years and you finally have some time to chill out

Too bad that doesn’t last long 😃

Because Megumi and Nobara don’t know Yuji is alive and Gojo thinks it would be a great idea to just surprise everyone at the event

“Umm Gojo I really don’t think springing the kids once dead now suddenly alive friend on them right before a major event is a good idea,” you being the practical the caring instructor

“It’s gonna be fine Yn seriously everyone is going to be so happy!” Gojo exclaims 🤩

I mean, happy is one word to describe it I guess…

You stand with the students and await the long overdue arrive of Gojo

“YN, can’t you just take over as leader,” Maki asks

“Salmon,” Inumaki adds

“I get what you guys are saying but unfortunately Gojo is still going to be your teams main leader,” you say as everyone sighs

Suddenly you see Gojo, frolicking up to you and pushing a large crate

“Oh sweet Jesus,” you think to yourself, knowing exactly what is about to happen

And spoiler alert, ever the Sagittarian he is, Gojo presents their long dead friend, Yuji Itadori

Megumi and Nobara 👇🏻

You 👉🏻 😐🙄

Once the shock has worn off the event can finally start

You retreat to watch the event with the teachers when disaster strikes

You race towards the kids, seeing a vail being placed as you manage to quickly slide under it before it’s complete

“AND SHES SAFE!” Gojo shouts as you roll your eyes and run towards the students

“Seriously Gojo? You wanna joke now!” Utahime says as she stops outside the barrier

“I trust Yn with my life, she will keep the students safe,” Gojo says as you run to find the students

When you encounter the curse known as Hanami you immediately recognize it as an unregistered curse

“Crap this isn’t good!” You say as you run to get the kids

“Yuji, Todo get the hell out of here!” You shout as you try you best to not engage

“Oh hey Yn Sensai!” Yuji shouts :D

“It’s fine YN Sensai we’ve got this right brother?” Todo shouts as you feel the barrier begin to break and see someone above the trees

You 👉🏻 🤨

“Is that-” Yuji asks as you roll your eyes

“Never fear students, your incredible sensai is here to rescue you!” Gojo shouts as his eyes shimmer, an unknown force shaking the ground

You 👉🏻 😐 a little late don’t you think?

You watch as the curse flees, probably the idea of facing Gojo more than they could handle

“Are you all ok?” You ask as the boys nod

“YN Sensai, how come we never get to see you fight?” Yuji asks as you smile

“It’s probably because I’m too busy dealing with Gojo,” you laugh

Facts YN, facts

[therainningtown]

Hello! Feel free to ignore this if it makes you uncomfy! May I please request a male MC getting genuinely pissed at the other demons (not the brothers) in the Devildom? Like I think someone makes one too many “Y’know Mammon is pretty useless” / “Asmo is about as useful as Beel is smart.” comments or something along that lines and MC just starts a full on brawl. I want to see all 7 brothers staring at the fight like “👁️👄👁️ 🧍‍♂️”Bonus points if MC wins! It’s up to you if it ends with fluff or angst I just wanna see angry MC lmao. Thank you in advance!!

HELL THE FUCK—*Cough* *Cough* Sure :3

Mc Getting PISSED At Other Demons For Insulting The Brothers

Lucifer:

His outer reaction would be that of dissatisfaction.

But on the inside, he’s clenching his chest.

He just…Never had someone do that to defend him. Especially you, who is weaker than the demon you faced.

But he can’t make it a habit.

So he lectures you, very lightly. That akin to a slap on the wrist.

He knows you got insane satisfaction for it. But one must not fight for the avatar of pride.

Mammon:

You know Lucifer’s inner reaction?

Yeah that’s Mammon on the inside and outside.

He can’t believe it! His precious Mc, fought in his name ﾟ.+(〃ﾉωﾉ)ﾟ.+°

Though, he’s your first man! He should be defending you!

Not the opposite way around! so no fighting anymore Mc.

He must protect you from the mean demons now.

Leviathan:

W-WHAT?!?!?

He can’t believe his own ears!!

“B-but I’m just a worthless..Mmhp.” Yeah just shut him up.

You say that he’s your bestest of friends, and he doesn’t deserve that type of talk.

His eyes start to glaze, “Y-You…You’re so sweeet Mccc, My Hennnry!”

He starts to cry, And Henry is judging you both.

Satan:

“Mc? What did we say about biting their ankles?” “Not to do it.” “And what did you do?” “Bite their eyeball…” “Wait what?”

Joking aside, he already knew what you accomplished.

He felt that rage in the pact, and how some people talked about the green glow.

He actually lectures you about it, he knows wrath. And it ain’t pretty for anyone including yourself.

Then he checks for any injuries. *Gotta make sure babe is okay!*

Asmodeus:

“Oh Mc~ You make feel so many things!” He fawns as you and the guy you’re beating up stare at him.

“Just continue…” “Gladly.”

After you’re finally done, Asmo jumps and attacks you with love. *Take it as you will.*

Its that. He never had someone do that for him.

He may be adored, but many of his fans don’t really help.

And you keep throwing surprises at him!

You really are a fantastic person~

Beelzebub:

“Mc, no.” “Mc, YES!”

Despite Beel’s size and his sports.

He never wants to jump into violence. Since of some…things.

He grabbed your flailing figure and walked away from the injured demon.

But he still gets the fuzzy feeling of love in his stomach and heart. <3

“I don’t want you hurt Mc…How about some ice cream? It helps me cool down!”

“Hm? What do you mean, ‘don’t put it on your muscles again?’”

Belphegor:

“BEAT HIS ASS HOE! BEAT HIS ASS HOE!”

Yeah, he ain’t doing a lot, but whatcha expect from the avatar of sloth himself?

But all that aside, he has mixed feelings about this.

1.He doesn’t like seeing you hurt or anything. 2.You really shouldn’t resort to violence that often.

How he is suppose to cuddle if you’re covered in casts?!

After a bit, he actually gets super bored and just groans to you.

“Mccc, can we go now? I need your lap to nap.”

—•—•—•—

Basically Mc:

[x-authorship-x]

Entire catastrophes? His MokUTON? The implications and technicalities of Kamui? The possible angst? I have so many headcannons and I really want to know what your opinion of him is. Anyways I just realized I’ve already sent two asks and is probably nerding too much. Your writing is a blessing from above and I’ve said this already but have a good day. :)

Obito getting Mokuton was one of the only decent things Kishi ever did (beyond making Tsunade, the Rookies + Team Gai, painting Deidara's nails, and making everyone's character arcs SO unbelievably SKETCHY that the potential for fanfic was irresistible) and i will die on this hill. Yes. Yes.

Can I get a 'hallelujah' that SOMEONE can grow a fucking tree. Village Hidden In the Leaves? WHERE IS MY PLANT MAGIC

also absolutely obsessed with the ideas that the Mokuton cells took with Tenzou and Obito because they already had Senju DNA *chefs kiss*

Kamui. KAMUI.

I love - readers will know this- to fuck-around-and-find-out with Sharingan abilities. Give me Shisui accidentally changing the universe around him, give me Itachi with flamethrower eyes he doesn't know how to fucking turn off, give me OBITO DOING A STEPHEN STRANGE MOMENT AND HOP-SCOTCHING THE UNIVERSES

Yeah, i adore Obito's potential but, like with everyone, what a shame about Canon, eh?

Honestly, if i was to write an Obito-centric fic, it would probs be like...

Obito: *wakes up in cave and meets Madara + Zetsu*

Obito: *has lived his whole life as the Uchiha outcast, friends with literally everyone outside of his clan and adored by civilians, can smell Crazy™ a mile away*

Obito: oh my god i was kidnapped by a lunatic hobo and his talking succulent

Obito: *does what any kid always does with crazy grandparents, pretend to humour them whilst ignoring absolutely everything they say*

Madara: i used to rule the world you know? And YOU, YES, YOU CAN CARRY OUT MY VISION

Obito: okay 👁️👄👁️ okay grandpa back to bed

Obito: *gets Strong™ following Madara's Superstar Fitness Regime(??) and escapes to do what he's always done... Play Strangely Endearing Helpful Spirit to the entire population*

Obito: *is friends with Gaara, joins Akatsuki to help whip world peace into shape, drags Kakashi's unconscious ass back from several missions and Kakashi is like AHHH HOW DID I MOVE ACROSS HALF A COUNTRY IN MY SLEEP, Rin lives ofc because i say so, Obito gives shisui and Itachi the Stranger Danger Danzo talk, etc noone dies but the people i hate!*

Where was I

...Never too much nerding! I'd have answered if you'd sent 10 haha

Thanks for asking!