#if u r that anon know that i love u

[so-very-small]

I mean this in the absolute nicest way possible, you are like a Pukicho or something similar to me of the G/t community (though sorry if it comes across as insulting)

omg fuck yes

[xxswagcorexx]

hell ya! please info dump about casino quartet that would be awesome

STARTS VIBRATING OKAY!! for those who dont know, casino quartet refers to the group/ship name of ash, branzy, clown, and red (also known as branzypierceswagdoons or the abcd's because. Ashswag Branzy Clown and red. Doons) . i am #)(%*@#()%*#(@% about them 4 reasons i will elaborate down the cut ^_^

reason one: oh my GOD the comedic potential of these fuckers is sooooo. not one ounce of communication or sanity between any of them god bless!!! they are all enablers of different things and all make each other worse!!!! they will kill each other over not doing the dishes!!! also the diff dynamics between all of them would be Insufferable like clown and branzy would just do So Much pda during the most inappropriate times while ash and red have to Put Up with it while beating the shit out of each other <3 cue clown and red coming back home and doing God Knows What (not talking about feelings straight up) (repressed emotions) (bullying) and ash and branzy get white girl wasted on whiteclaw of wine or whatever and ash bitches about red to branzy while branzy calls him babygirl (branzy is the only one that can call ash this) (once red overheard this and ash almost killed him) (he had to be held back by branzy and clown so he wouldn't kill him) (<- this one is sponsored by cherny)

ANYWAYS ash and clown r a funny bunch too. clown would Always attempt to get ash to do stupid shit and try to hit him with the big wet pathetic eyes and "but please?? for me.,.." and it only works 20% of the time when ash caves in (do not worry ash bullies clown back) (also literally based off of this) . both of them think they're the most normal ones . red and branzy r literally just vibing. imagine everyone else being insufferable/them being insufferable to others and they're like "omg hiiii bestie ^_^" and they chill and knit while drinking sweet tea together or whatever . they're awesome

REASON NUMBER 2: PUNCHES THE GROUND ok ok. they're like 0 canon content of them IN VIDEOS but u have to understand : the original team chaos had red in the group . and the only reason red left is bc they didn't tell him anything (also ash was asleep like 90% of the time L) but like. i think u Could do smth interesting with lingering feelings abt team chaos Esp considering ash Did go back to red and apologize for s3/team chaos and gave him favors .,.. that's if u wanna go Canon Compliant ofc but i think there Could be something that u could write abt clown and red being Farely loyal and strategic and ash and branzy being willing to betray and both being wildcards. i feel like u could do smth interesting with that (and also if you wanna go romantic) some polymary negotiations might b fun ti explore :thumbs_up: usually the Link between them is clown and red but i've also seen branzy and ash ^_^ either way they r rlly fun to think about either way!!!

i dont really like a reason number 3 so i will put this mangoball edit here . thank u for letting me indulge in my insanity

[mukuberry]

You're such a lovely person, wishing you so many nice moments <3

At the annual Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest, Joey Chestnut broke his own world record on July 4th, 2021 by consuming 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes

I just ate 3. Alot less than 76... i'm feeling a little inadequate. Thank you for this ♡

[smolpout]

pls 4giv me if im xtra soft n mushy n talkativ tonite (aka if i send lovey asks 2 moots) ,, i had a panic attack n like frantically took 3 of my emergency meds instead of 1 bcus i felt so bad. uhhh babie is accidentally high  ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১

genuinely not saying this in a like kinkyy intox bait thing , i just feel so lovey n soft n little n im worried i might accidentally spam moots or send little asks and embarrass myself bcus i tend to do that when i accidentally take too much idkidk .

but ilu all sm and i hope ur taking care of urselves, u deserve it ! i know it can b hard, if u ever need someone my dms r open  ♡

[bilbao-song]

woke up to a jeff lynne fan talking crap about bob dylan on one of my posts

not even in a satire way

then looked at their blog and found that they know basically absolutely nothing about elo except surface level things

so it was a swift block from me

this has been a morning. that’s for sure

that’s illegal!!!!!! where’s the post

[daydadahlias]

would you ever want to meet a mutual irl? have you?

omg i would LOVE to meet mutuals irl !!! i hate that everyone lives so far away from me!! most of my friends are over a 14-hour drive away :( BUT I DIDDDD!! meet Cal @bettermcn !! at our 5sos show!! which was super cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we stood in line together and talked for a whopping five minutes lmao <3

[steelycunt]

the way i feel with the pride au is like when u look away from the kettle to make it boil faster but every time u post these lil updates it makes it so hard !!! i know it’s a long way away and i’m trying to pace my excitement but fucking christ i need loser loser welsh nobody loser r being obsessively doted on by a drop dead gorgeous city boy supermodel

ah i am so glad!! as you say it is. definitely a long way away although progress is being made!! still very much in the research/note-taking/planning stage but im still very enthusiastic about the idea and very much still want to give it a shot because well. im just like you anon i am more obsessed with this version of r bythe day and i am excited to write s being obsessed with him too!! it is something i would really enjoy writing and definitely would be the most challenging + biggest thing ive ever produced in a good sort of way and i know it is perhaps a niche premise for an au and thus might not be everybodys thing but. it is very lovely to know that there are people who would enjoy it!! and well even though its nowhere near ready to start writing yet i have been jotting down bits as they come to mind and when i started to get bored of plotting the other day i did write a few hundred words of the first scene so um. we'll get there xx somethings happening xx they'll fall in love they always do xx

[luvbug724]

36 days.

i think we as a fandom don't talk about dan and renee enough aftg hitlist anon. i understand that renison and mattdan (?) prevail but we need to look at the sheer potential in that one short story about dan's recruitment alone. the sports rivalry turned hatred. dan only getting recruited because wymack came to watch renee. the strip club. having to unite in the face of misogynists. do you see the vision. do u see the vision aftg hitlist anon.

[lanzhans]

went thru my inbox and found this ask that an anon sent me like almost 2 yrs ago at this point and it was a poem they thought i'd like but the blog deactivated before i answered the ask so i have no idea what the poem is. anon i hope u know u haunt me forever i have gone to the ends of the earth to find that poem i am so sorry

[oohbuggypie]

GRRR 😡😡 GRRR URGHHHHH 😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️ HUAGHHH 😠😠😠💢💢 HNGHHH ‼️😠💢💢💢⁉️⁉️‼️WAGHH 😡😡😡😡💢💢💢😠⁉️‼️

my poorly clipped reaction 2 this outburst .

[rewritingcanon]

i know people go thru shit all the time but if you post about ur friends and the person ur dating online talking shit about them and you let ur followers bash them in the replies or something…. ur weird….

[maidstew]

hii!!! i was wondering if you’ve ever heard of sortinghatchats- they sort characters into a primary (your motivations and WHY you do things) and secondary houses (your methods and HOW you do things) amongst a lot of other fascinating terminology! example: Snake Primary, Bird Secondary etc i’m excited to get your opinion on steve!! <33 (also they replaced the original terminology to further distance themself from She Who Must Not Be Named) links if interested: the quiz- https://ejadelomax.itch.io/sortinghatchats an explanation from one of the members- https://wisteria-lodge.tumblr.com/post/646868516725768192/wisterias-great-big-sorting-hat-chats-explanation also coriolanus & lucy gray have been sorted over here and it’s fascinating: https://www.tumblr.com/the-phoenix-heart/740231835866595328/sorting-hat-chats-a-ballad-of-songbirds-and?source=share

i hope you find this interesting and i’m sorry for wasting your time!!

hello!! i actually haven’t heard of that so i appreciate you sending this!

we had a discussion a while ago about which houses characters would be in, it’s so fun to think about!

i just took the quiz and i got badger primary and badger secondary (which tracks- hufflepuff!)

thank you so, so much for sending this!! i really enjoyed it <3

[mcl38]

crazy abt the fact that that martijn is wearing a T-shirt, while lando is wearing a tight base layer AND a huge hoodie

to be FAIR, im pretty sure the undershirt is a thermal made specifically for sports (and therefore like sweat and overheating). also to be fair im 99% certain someone gave him that hoodie so that he'd have smth orange to wear. that said like. its lando. at this point we should b expecting it

[blueiight]

Coming slowly to know his evil, or being catapulted into it ... was all the same. I wanted none of it finally. And, deserving nothing better, I closed up like a spider in the flame of a match. And even Armand who was my constant companion, and my only companion, existed at a great distance from me, beyond that veil which separated me from all living things, a veil which was a form of shroud. (IWTV, 1976)

[mapicccc]

I need to be more secretive so I can get more people asking about my favorite things

[daydadahlias]

what are you getting us for ashton’s birthday

some respect for fanfic authors as people will be first on the list <3