#if your friends jumped off a bridge—

[im-still-watching-anime]

i’ve held the line for YEARS refusing to watch one piece after so many people suggested it to me with my main reasons against it being Too Long™️ and Do Not Have Time To Be Mentally Ill Over It™️ anyway my best friend told me i should watch it one (1) time so i’m about to start the first episode—

[lycandolences]

Forever thinking about that scene in Badlands Rumble where Wolfwood is so focussed on saving Vash he almost forgets to grab a rope. You can see him have to backtrack like bro was ready to jump right in there and he’s the world’s biggest ride or die for that

[beanghostprincess]

if you like ling and greed the most… have you perhaps considered… shipping greedling? 👀

Bold of you to assume I don't ship whatever the fuck Greed x Ling x Ed have going on at the same time

[bunnihearted]

🐰🌧️

[doctor-who-war-doctor]

[therighthandofvengeance]

Nancy: If all of your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you?!

Sheridan: You know that’s a ridiculous question— I’m always the friend jumping off the bridge in the first place, and you know it.

Nancy: I know, I know— I heard it as soon as I said it.

[iiapple]

eny needs to kill himself real talk

[thychesters]

chopper fell underground with zoro and luffy and asks where they are and zoro just says “we’re underground” like oh yeah thanks champ thought we were on the moon real observant aren’t ya

[tenrose]

All the capitalist bootlickers and their "Other countries have it worse so stop complaining", make me want to use the famous mom's reply: "if you friends jumped off a bridge would you jump off a bridge too?". It's exactly the same, if other countries have shitty to non existent social providence, should we also have shitty to non existent social providence too?

[fabianocolucci]

Okay but why is "if your friend jumps off a bridge, would you do it too?" the stock question to ask to someone who blindly follows what their friends are doing/telling? How is it so common/widespread that the "inevitable" consequence of following a friend's suggestion is that one of them would jump off a bridge?

[ducknotinarow]

[2k12 Verse - some sillies uwu]

Casey gave a clear huff, looking between Raph, and the empty Pizza box,

"I didn't wanna do this, but you left me no choice Raph," Casey gestures towards the table, "You took the last slice of Pizza, and now I gotta end your bloodline."

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TV was on, there was some noise in the back his brothers were playing around with one of the arcade game machines they had found and brought down into their home, Raph wasn't positive who he wasn't listening enough to really bother on picking up the voices behind him. At best he just assumed it was Leo and Mikey messing around aiming for new scores and such. Don was likely near by messing around with some nerdy stuff. Raph didn't care and it wasn't because he was engrossed on the movie they watching at all. If he were honest he kind of had no fucking idea what was even going on anymore in the movie.

Nah he was a bit to focused on the boy sat next to him. Talk lanky trouble maker that Raph was full head over heels for. His boyfriend. Man even just thinking the word seemed to make the butterflies in his stomach flutter about. They were also the reason Raphael had no fucking idea what was going on with this movie in front of them. Far to busy sneaking little glances at them watching how the corner of their mouth curled up into a smile, how they laughed out here and there enough for their whole body to just shake.

Raph couldn't help it was just nice to watch Casey sit and relax like this and enjoy themself even like this. Considering all they had to deal with. So if they could give Casey a nice break from it all? well that just added a cherry on top of it for him. Yeah this was just as good as going out and knocking skulls together. Moving away from Case to lean forward from the couch reaching out for the box of pizza they had been working on through out the flick, when he snagged the last piece nice! the last slice was always the best slice of course. Maybe he should have paid a bit more attention on how much both had but eh even if he had? Sorry Casey when you grow up with three brothers? nah you gotta act fast. Settling back in as he went to take a bit and it seemed Casey finally took his eyes away to notice and wasn't all to happy about it. Raph holding the slice up above his mouth when he heard them huff and look between the empty pizza box and Raph himself. Raph just smirked having some idea what had them in a huff as he lowered the piece into his mouth and happily ate it in front of Casey.

"I didn't wanna do this, but you left me no choice Raph,"

Raph watched how they gestured towards the table still eating the slice taking his time a little even, oh come on was it any surprised that Raphael would be eating up being a little shit even to his boyfriend? if anything especially to his boyfriend. Casey was kind of cute when he got mad after all. Once he was done he just leaned back into the couch arms resting over the back of it as he waited for Casey to state what he had just earned in terms of punishment.

"You took the last slice of Pizza, and now I gotta end your bloodline."

Raph chuckled a little, "Uh okay hothead you know my bloodline is three other mutated ninja turtles? and a large rat?" he pointed out then smiled a little slyly deciding to play into "nah can't let you go if you want to go through my bloodline gonna have' ta go through me first."

and in a second Raph went and threw himself over towards Casey, knocking them off the couch and to the ground. "awe come on tough guy all talk? thought your were gonna end my bloodline can't do that on you're back can ya?" The turtle went on to taunt a little it was just some harmless play fighting between the two of them. Course Raph should know better once Casey got his barrings? oh it was on. No longer the two of them being quite for a change of pace that rowdy nature working now as they found way to knock anything in their way over. A obvious laugh working out from Raph as he was messing around with them. "Don't worry guys I'll protect our family honor and kick my boyfriends ass." he claimed eh sure they may be annoying everyone else but it was fun and Raph couldn't care less, even when he got a few to rough of a hit here and there.

Only stopping when he got a good grip on Casey to pin them down to the floor. "gotcha." He claimed as he went ahead and sat on them, so Casey wouldn't be moving anytime soon. Or least for now but that was a problem for later as Raph as soaking in his win at the moment. "Man what taking it easy on me now? What to 'fraid to kick your boyfriend's ass now? Hmm getting soft on me Jones might have to reconsider my partroll partner can't be busy having to protect ya peaches." And tha taunting contuined, maybe some couples don't seek out a fight from thier partner but we'll Raph and Casey were not like most couples human or non human included.

[stormyy-bluezz01]

just had this random thought

some 60s kid's mother: "would you jump off a bridge if your friends did?" same mother years later after the kid's friend invented bungee jumping:

[babyboybuckley]

Life really is crazy sometimes huh

[inmaki]

gojo showing off your back scratches to geto

( cont from this fic! req, visual ) .

contains: sex talk, desc of back scratches, crack, sugu is called daddy once (as a joke.. right..)

everything was relatively peaceful in suguru's apartment. key word: relatively.

a forgettable yet appreciated sunday afternoon, not a cloud in sight despite the weather forecast predicting downpours of rain. either way, the raven-haired man insouciantly rested across his white couch, reaching the conclusion that today would be a day for self-care, relaxing, and perhaps some meditation.

there was only one thing ruining his peace.

all morning, suguru has been forced to try and ignore the stain a certain someone has left on his couch — a pair of unecessarily expensive yet dirty shoes being the culprit.

despite these attempts, every once in a while his gaze can't help but wander over at the mark — as if it'd poof out of existence if he glared hard enough.

"fuckin' asshole.." he mutters. it was a wonder his relationship with his best friend managed to stay so promising despite all their differences, yet suguru wouldn't have it any other way, even after situations like this.

right when he grumpily turns back to the tv — which was playing some crappy, low budget rom-com — his apartment door is yanked open and suguru swears he nearly jumps out of his seat.

great, was this it? was he about to get robbed, perhaps evicted? and then probably die? forced into the afterlife knowing gojo's shoe-shit was still on his new couch? no that can't—

"i fucked her!"

suguru whips his head towards the apartment door, announcement being disregarded as he nearly groans in agony. speak of the devil.

big blue eyes peak out from under circular sunglasses, one hand already raised in preparation for a dap up while his stupid, big, dirty shoe pushes the door closed behind him. gojo wears a black compression shirt with grey sweats, marching over to his friend with a ginormous grin across his cheeks.

"take your shoes off, now," suguru snaps, nodding to his friend's feet with a frown.

"yeesh... whatever y'say, daddy," the bastard never loses his smile as his hands raise in surrender, kicking them off by the door smoothly. "what's got your panties in a twist?"

geto pinches his nose bridge. "don't call me that," as he continues the scolding, he points to the living room with his free hand. "you got a mystery stain on my couch, satoru. do you know how many youtube videos i watched trying to get this shit off?"

unphased, gojo takes a look at the strangely colored blob against the armrest's leather material and shrugs. "my bad. did you try febreeze?"

"what— no? dude, febreeze is for.." when suguru looks back up to sourly meet his gaze, he could immediately tell the white-haired man was already drifting back into la-la-land, words going in one ear and out the other. "..nevermind. why're you here?"

at the reminder, satoru seemingly brightens, head shooting back up as if he was just told he'd won the lottery.

"oh god, don't make that stupid face—" he pauses. "the fuck are you doing?" suguru might as well say goodbye to his self-care day, because now gojo was stripping in the middle of his living room, shirt thrown haphazardly onto the still-very-much-stained couch.

"just look!" suguru squints as his friend swivels around to face the wall, pushing his bangs away to get a better view of the— oh shit.

it takes the raven-haired man a second to process what he's seeing before shuffling forward, closely examining the achingly red, bulging scratch marks displayed sexily across the latter's back and shoulders. "no way.."

suguru knows the strongest sorcerer well enough to notice how he purposely didn't use reversed cursed technique on these scratches, just so it'd be obvious to anyone that caught a glimpse of what exactly occured. to his further dismay, he can already picture a smug and sweaty gojo walking around their local gym like this, proud simper on his pretty lips as he easily raises a pair of weights in his veiny hands.

a hiss escapes geto's mouth as he runs his finger down a particularly agitated one, knowing exactly how painful they could be after experiencing many hook-ups of his own. even so, satoru only licks his lips, neck craning to the side so he can pride himself in his friend's gobsmacked expression.

"damn, these are deep. you actually hit it?" suguru confirms, raising a celebratory hand.

turning back around, satoru daps him up, a massive smirk now on both their faces. "hell yeah, it was amazing."

it was impossible to predict what gojo would do next after barging through his front door — especially considering how many times he's done so — but this has to be the last thing suguru ever expected.

not that he was complaining — in fact, all of geto's temper and need for relaxation seemingly flew out the window, the feeling of proudness for his best friend overthrowing anything else.

and even if he hated to admit it, the way gojo was so eager to come over and announce his virginity loss to him was more than a little endearing, and dare he say cute.

"that's great, man. congrats." suguru leads him into the kitchen — still shamelessly shirtless — to grab them both a can of beer in celebration. while the white-haired man usually didn't get involved with any form of alcohol, this occasion was most definitely exception-worthy. "you made y/n cum too, right?"

an offended glare is shot his way. "duh, two times."

"huh. surprised you could last."

as suguru pours their drinks into two fragile cups, gojo exhales, not bothered in the slightest by his jab. "dude, same.." he admits dreamily. "she was so fuckin' tight and warm.. and oh— fuck, her moans? heavenly.. 'can't believe i didn't bust after the first minute.."

geto gulps, trying his best to ignore the mental image his brain was producing from his dirty words. you can't blame him — both of you were smoking hot, and he was a simple man.

even now, he could already imagine what you both looked like; panting and moaning, skin-slapping so loud that it echoed through the whole room, how blissed out you'd look as gojo's cock split you in t—

satoru's playful sigh cuts through the tensing air. "who knows sugs, maybe you'll have another kind of stain to worry about next time we're over~"

he's never snapped out of a daydream so quickly. "don't even joke about that."

over the next hour, the two men sat manspread on the stained couch, taking leisure sips while recalling satoru's final moments as a virgin — suguru giving out his secret tips and tricks along the way.

maybe sometime, suguru could offer some.. hands-on learning instead.

mlist! <- sugu.. how could u think abt ur bestie and his gf like that... tsk tsk tsk (if u enjoyed reblogs/comments r appreciated heheh)

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[tchotchkez]

oh hey god fancy meeting you here. yeah, as you can see I'm close to death by my own hand and hanging on by a thin fucking thread.

[fandom-fae]

i already lost you but i can’t let go. i think a part of me knew it years ago already that it’s over or that it’ll be over. i miss you. you’re not gone yet. i want you to come back and i never want to see you again.