#ignore that this is like my 10th time posting this haha

[runtwithwolves]

Teen New Kid, and the boys table at Dennys

Yes it's their table

[merlucide]

Mahito x curse reader HC

Notes: Hi! This is my first post lol! Im new to writing so if you have tips lemme know! Not proof read- I wrote this tired so idk how this is TW: Unhealthy relationship, suggestive content, curse words, Mahito.

Words: 464

(I wrote this Y/N just as messed up as Mahito because that’s the only way I can see him with someone lol)

reader has boobs (just ignore it if you don’t)

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Mahito clings to you all the time. Like you gotta peel this man off of you, not that you mind if he clings. You cling to him just as much. You two often coo at each other whenever you feel like it. Jogo has often been a victim of seeing these disturbing displays of affection. His reactions just fuel you two to do it even more. 

Poor Jogo, he has to deal with both you guys all the time. He’s often the target of you twos teasing and pranking. Normally it ends up with a part of town blown up and some light scolding from Geto/kenjaku.

Mahito likes biting you, he likes to see if he draws any blood or will get a reaction from you, better if both. He likes to hold you so tightly that he leaves bruises. You don’t mind since you know that’s how he shows his love. He never hurts you to bad because well, he loves you in his fucked up little way<3. He loves it when you pull his hair harshly, it turns him on soooo much. 

Mahito loves to be babied by you. The way you fuss over him when he over does it. He gets really jealous when you baby the other curses. he don’t like that at all. Will make a big scene as he clings to you telling you to pay attention to him instead. 

Doesn’t like it when others mess with you. Only he gets to tease you. Will ‘accidentally’ blow their arms off saying they had it coming :3

He loves seeing you kill humans. It turns him on. Ok, anything that you do is violent turns him on. Will cheer for you when you are kicking some sorcerers ass. Will give you a big ol smooch afterwards. You two skipped back hand in hand singing some out of tune beat.

This man has noooo shame either. Like you could be talking about plans with the group and his hand up your shirts playing with your boobs. He likes pinching your nipples to make you react. (I’m so sorry I had to😭)) Also slaps your ass so hard too, like you can hear the smack across the country and see the bruise for centuries. He also really likes leaving really dark hickies in obvious places. 

I can’t tell if I see him more as a little spoon or a big one. I think he would like both. He always is touching you no matter what. Totally down for matching Pjs. 

You can’t tell me this man isn’t ice cold. Like brrrrrrrrr. You’re always cold because of his Jack Frost ass. 

Anywho, he loves you in his fucked up little way and you love him in your fucked up little way :3

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haha I hope this was okay😅 thanks for reading!

Reblogs are appreciated! December 10th 2023

[theeleventhhour]

Thank you so much for compiling the Reddit stuff! It’s seriously so annoying when people vague post, like at that point imho, don’t even say anything if you can’t say a source or prove some type of credibility. These people need to just stop talking, I’d rather not hear anything and be surprised when it happens rather than this literal torturous “slow burn” of my hopes. 😭😭

Oh it’s nothing! It’s that I have the notifications turn on and I couldn’t ignore it I just had to share all here because I needed to comment it with someone. And I have to share the full gossip haha.

I read that Sardy is doing all that posts to create expectation before making a great announcement but it’s only speculation like all the stuff is floating, but I understood it’s like creating an atmosphere and make sure the whole thing is on topic idk if you get what I mean. I can’t remember if I saw that theory here or Reddit.

Idk tbh because for one hand I love the drama and keep us entertained, going nuts but entertained at the end and this kind of things doesn’t let the fandom die gives me the impression. Maybe actually people who knows stuff tries to tell us that we don’t have to give up and we are closer to good news, I refuse to believe that they are all making up everything just to mess up with the fans, there are a lot of better things to spend your time.

But yeah as you say it is torturous and I’m a little bit tired to hear that kind of stuff because due to some fake, for not saying all, declarations I believe less and less the others.

The user on Reddit told that next year is the 10th anniversary of the Balcony, Van’s baby and for bad or good it would obliged to say anything. I want a comeback but if it’s done It would be nice a solid answer too and not another riddle or silence.

[dog-teeth]

I saw your daily comic thing and I have some dumb questions that I hope I'm not being rude by asking:

Who do you teach, like how old are your students? What do you teach? Was your camera on? Won't you get in trouble for the shirt you were wearing? Or is wherever you teach more lax about "school appropriate" dress code? Or is your teaching more like a tutor/client kind of thing and not through a school?

I'm just dumb and kind of confused, sorry!

Also, please feel free to ignore some or all of these questions or just this entire ask. I cant really tell if I'm being rude or nosy. I'm sorry if I am!

i teach mixed grade high schoolers, my class is 10th &11th graders :) my class is an elective tied to the school’s literary magazine, i teach digital design, magazine production, zines, and adobe photoshop+indesign ! (plus a lil art history thrown in there bc i love it & it is relevant). i def don’t have a teaching degree, so i’m working as a ‘guest artist’ but i do create the curriculum and lead the classes.

i will not get in trouble for wearing my “love and affection for stupid little bitches” shirt haha my bosses r super chill and i actually used that album cover as part of a design lesson early last semester & i specifically asked if i was allowed to show them stuff with swear words in it and referenced that album by name and they said it was fine lmao. it’s an art school and the ppl who run the department im in are v cool :) but yeah i’ve already talked multiple times about that album to my students so it wouldn’t be shocking to them lol.

no need to apologize, ur not dumb i was super vague in that post, and i’m fine with people asking me whatever, if i don’t want to answer i just won’t answer :P

[yostresswritinggirl]

100 Followers Special

(And how to participate) you don't need to be a follower to vote ack

~yostresswritinggirl

Hello AGAIN, with your back to back followers special! Exiled here, very tired, as I just closed the requests box for our 50 followers special. I asked for some recommendations and no one helped me so this is what I came up with!

Granted, it's nothing that special, I literally just dumped my notes into this so—

Please make sure to follow the guidelines and read this thoroughly to properly participate!

1. You will be given a long list of fic prompts specific to a character that I've come up with for weeks on end, please don't steal, as I will remove them after this event is done!

2. Voting! You now have the power to influence my writing schedule haha- what you need to do: is to pick three prompts from the list and send it to me; either through reblog tag, a reply, or in my ask box (not anon so we can count fairly, will not publish these answers tho so worry not)! Not in messages tho! It should be in this format:

1. Character - prompt or prompt title

2. Character - prompt or prompt title

3. Character - prompt or prompt title

example:

1. Albedo - Citrinitas

2. Zhongli - Braid

3. Xingqui - Author!Reader

The top three most voted prompt and character will be the next fics I'll publish after I'm done with the current reqs. Speaking of: Voting ends when I finish the current reqs. You'll know it's done once the counter in my blog desc reaches 12/12.

3. In addition to the three prompts, you also get to add your own prompt to it! My prompts list does not include ALL the characters that's why I wanted to give you this option too! Add a fourth number and specify a character, a prompt/idea, and the format of the fic! Format it this way:

4. Character - Prompt/Idea (Format)

4. Kaeya - What's under that eyepatch? (Scenario)

After I pooled the answers, I'll randomly pick between the bonus answers and write them last! So give it your best shot!

4. Tags-list! I thought this would be necessary for this kind of a whim special, so if you wanna be tagged, just put Tag Me! at the end of your vote. Please make sure that you're actually able to be tagged because I just tried and some users are not in my orbit huhu, look here

5. If a pocket watch/series prompt gets chosen, I will only post the first chapter, not the whole damn fic pls. Have mercy,,,

I will post a counter of the top three in my blog description and will be updated as frequently as possible. Any questions, please direct to this post or my dms <3

Without further ado, here is your choice list!

Xingqui - "My liege, would you care to accompany me on my reading break? I've picked up a romance novel and it reminded me of us."

-> Author!Reader: You met Xingqui at Wanwen Bookhouse when delivering a batch of your newly-published book. But as a ghost writer, no one knew it was you that authored such books. Safe to say it was cute watching the noble bookworm fanboy about you in front of you. [FLUFF] [FIC]

-> Headcanons with a reader older than Xingqui who's a close family friend of the Feiyun Commerce Guild. Fascinated after meeting you in a party, the noble boy aspires to become the best man for you despite the difference, promising to be the best suitable partner for you in the future. [FLUFF] [HEADCANON SCENARIO]

Childe - "Hey there, comrade! What a coincidence that we had a break at the same time, care to accompany me for a walk? I promise I won’t lead you to a fight haha... hey, don’t look at me like that!”

-> Antinomy -  The 10th Harbinger (You) and the little shit they had to mentor (Childe), this fic enumerates the trials of the 11th before he became a Harbinger under your care. From strangers to mentor to friends to love- Childe made a grave mistake, now you’re once again strangers. [FLANGST] [ONESHOT]

Albedo - "Ah, it's you. I've heard of fleeting rumors that you've been pestering a certain someone just to see me. Next time, just come directly to me, I wouldn't mind the assertiveness."

-> Refer to these three as well: Albedo Fic Ideas [FLUFF/FLANGST/FLANGST] [ONESHOT/ONESHOT/SERIES]

-> “You’re Enough”: A year into being the new Chief Alchemist of Mond, Albedo finds himself holed up in his room in the dead of night, haunted as he continuously comes out empty on his research to bring his master back, feeling inadequate. So you reminded him of what he’s capable of. [FLUFF?] [ONESHOT INSPIRED BY You Are Enough - Sleeping At Last]

-> Under the Artificial Sky: Michaelangelo Scenario focused on Albedo’s sketching aspect. Grand Master Varka and Acting Grand Master Jean figured Albedo needed a break and a change of scenery, and sent him off under the guise of a commission in Liyue. What he didn’t expect was another artist from Fontaine accompanying him in this big project.(Albedo and Reader are tasked to paint the new Jade Chamber within 7 days) [FLUFF] [SERIES - 7 CHAPTERS]

-> Albedo SMUT: I had this idea while laying wide awake at 3 AM. The alchemist had been trying all remedies to shake off the stress and fatigue in his system and they all seemed to fail, no amount of sketching or discoveries can pull him away from it. So when you offered a solution he hasn’t heard, he’d jump at it immediately. “You know, some people say having intercourse with someone is a good stress-reliever.” “Intercourse? If it’s true, then please, I wish to have intercourse with you.” “Wha- wait Albedo, do you not know what that is? It’s only done between lovers!” “Convenient, I love you, anything else?” (Two virgin dumbasses do the thing to relieve stress) [SMUT] [ONESHOT]

Xiao - “I’ve taken care of every threat around this area, you can relax now, I made sure of that.”

-> What is it with you and Qingxin flowers? The Traveler had once heard of Xiao’s affinity for Qingxin flowers, and they’re flying companion boldly asked this lingering question to the adepti himself. His pupils dilate and sharpen before Paimon could finish her sentence. (An origin story about his favorite flower, and his favorite person) [SLIGHT FLANGST] [ONESHOT]

-> Just how harmful is adeptal energy to normal humans? You both found out in the worst way possible: silently, deadly. (Slight spoiler: you fucking die) [ANGST] [ONESHOT]

-> Nightmares Taste Horrible: He’s seen that look in your eyes and the ancient soul within it; you’ve lived long ago, and the only thing your soul carried now was the nightmares of a macabre timeline. Was it him or was it demons that brought you that fear? No matter, he’ll protect you even from yourself. (eating the nightmare of a dead soul reincarnated to you) [FLANGST?] [ONESHOT]

-> Go for the throat: The seal that marked you had made it all too late for him to remedy. Bleeding eyes, growing fangs, it’s just another demon to vanquish just like he’s done for centuries. What makes it different was it was sealed in you. (Inspired from Melanie Martinez’s song uhu) [ANGST] [ONESHOT]

Zhongli - “Mortals are capable creatures that evolve and adapt for means of survival, but they advance in ways that changes the world around them. This retirement, may be harder to me than it is to them.”

 -> “In human history, there’s a certain noble and powerful connotation to rulers who braid their hair.” Convince to braid his hair using some historical braid trivia; that long hair behind his back should not be ignored for any longer. [PURE FLUFF] [DRABBLE]

-> History has its eyes on you: A traveling theatre hailing from the land of entertainment finds its way to Liyue for their last caravan. A certain Geo Vision man seems to resonate with your newest script: fighting and protecting your land, building up its nation, before being forced to let go of it. He resonates maybe a little too much. (Musical!Reader with heavy references to Hamilton hehe) [FLUFF] [ONESHOT]

Venti - "Can you hear the symphonies of the wind as it sings to you? That's me, guiding you and protecting you! Whenever you hear it, know that you're safe and sound under my protection!"

-> the one the bard once loved: like actual bard, you are the archer or smth, loved by Venti and Barbatos. Yandere!Barbatos undertones, very unhealthy relationship. This hurts the kokoro. [PURE ANGST] [ONESHOT]

-> The Caravan: (related to the Zhongli and Musical!Reader up there) Your caravan stops at Mondstadt for a whole week before it reaches its final destination. This new fanfare pulled in a peculiar bard who now wants to tag along for the fun of it. "I have no more responsibilities in this free land!" Just what kind of responsibilities does a broke bard have in the first place? [FLUFF] [ONESHOT/HEADCANON]

Diluc - "You look weary, and you still managed to pull yourself here. Here, a fresh and cold glass, on the house. A relieved smile should be enough payment."

-> Abandoned by The Altar: A timeline oriented story focused on your once perfect childhood relationship as Diluc's bride to be, soon becoming estranged after the death of his father and his neglect. You only wish now that he looks at you the same way he did when you heard you were supposed to be together forever when you were young. [FLANFF] (The ending gets better pls; Inspired by Still Into You - Paramore) [ONESHOT]

-> There are No Laws Against Homelessness in Mondstadt: My favorite title out of all of this ahahhaa- who says adventurers can't be broke? You're the living embodiment of that. (Good boi Diluc with a broke ass reader) [FLUFF] (Warning: homelessness) [ONESHOT]

Scaramouche - "Let's go already, the sun is setting and we're nowhere near our destination. If you wanted to linger just to spend more time with me, I would have indulged you behind closed doors anyways."

-> Scaramouche Finally Does the Fandango: Have you ever wondered how Scaramouche is like working with other people? His first assignment was to accompany you in your main region and he sees you in your natural habitat, entranced. [I dunno how to tag this, NORMAL?] [ONESHOT/SHORT]

-> Skincare bitch, how I headcanon Scaramouche as someone actually conscious and always tending to their skin. Look at that smooth skin, cute cheeks, let me pinch, eyeliner glory— In which case, that hat has more purpose than being a frisbee. (May or may not include reader. (based from a reblog convo with chels-void) [GOOD VIBES] [HEADCANONS]

-> Once Supreme: Before Scaramouche, there was someone else higher than him. Before Balladeer there was just a young man fighting for his beliefs and her Majesty. Before Mondstadt, his smile wasn't just for deception. "Someday, someone would take advantage of that smile, Scaramouche. It's not appropriate in this work environment." The day you break a man. (Harbinger!Reader again, and lots of HCs for Scaramouche, same format as Antinomy) [I also do not know how to call this, eventual ANGST] [ONESHOT]

Kaeya - "What are you doing out here in the dead of night? Citizens like you should be cozied up in bed and leaving the patrols to us Knights. Come, I'll accompany you back home."

-> Honey Whiskey: A mysterious band of dancers from Sumeru visits Mondstadt and its taverns to offer a night of alluring dances. What was supposed to be a night of drinking for Kaeya and his troops ended up becoming a tipsy surprise mission when the main dancer steps down from the stage— and ignores him?! How scandalous! (Slightly suggestive themes/You're a bad guy) [COOL?] [ONESHOT] [slightly inspired by song with the same name]

General:

-> A Musical!Reader but with a scenario with every other character, most probably headcanons master post.

-> Genshin Food prompts: From that one post, I ended up making a whole storyline of oneshots related to their special dishes. Oneshots connected to a bigger picture. By impulse you've ended up leaving your normal life behind to pursue your cooking career, starting from Mondstadt, to learn all the cuisines to establish the first ever international restaurant. With the implications of magic and peculiar customers, your simple dream turns into a harder goal. [GOOD SHIT] [SERIES] [CANON-COMPLIANT]

-> God of Time!Reader that hails from Fontaine. Do you wish to know more about their origins and their purpose in this world? [CANON-COMPLIANT] [HEADCANONS] (General since it deals with all the characters/interactions)

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Tagslist-for-my-thirsty-homies:

[jackfrostsander]

I was tagged several days go (by @pamouche and @sandersdocs). Sorry that it took me this long... But here are my answers. It was a real struggle to make choices and so, sometimes I cheated by giving two answers… haha   

 fav wtfock s3 things

Their infinite love for each other is definitely the most beautiful thing about S03. It's so pure. The fact that at the start of the season Sander says, when he's putting out the glass with Robbe, that he's afraid that he will never find someone. At least not someone who loves him. And then at the end of the season he realizes he has finally found that. Someone who completely loves him. Someone who is not scared away by his MI and who also (unlike Britt) does not see his MI in everything he says or does. 

I also cannot believe how perfect the acting of the two Willem's was throughout the season! Their chemistry feel so real. It's a testament of the absolute mind-blowing talent that these two young actors have. I am sure we're going to see a lot more from them in the future!

Also the attention for detail was amazing. The perfect choice of music (e.g. as I write below when Wandering Romance is playing during Friday 21:21 and they film Sander when the song goes “No one knows the pain”. Then the camera switches to Robbe as the song continues: “No one sees what I see in you”. To give just one example of the well thought out choices that the production team made.

Can I mention the real life mural here! OMG, such a masterpiece in the centre of Antwerp. This brings us to the amazing aesthetic of Sander. And his bleached hair! His bleached hair! He looked like a Greek God! Apollo has descended from mount Olympus!  

 fav clip

Friday 21:21 but as I am already answering that to other questions below let me add Wednesday 16:36. No better cuddle clip than Wednesday 16:36. How they couldn’t stop touching each other. Here Robbe earned the nickname koala Robbe as he clang to Sander when Sander got up to check his phone… Also the moment where Sander says another iconic line: “I immediately knew, he’s the one”. Sander truly is the king of one-liners…  

 fav scene 

Monday 11:03 because up to that point Sander thought that his happiness with Robbe would end when Robbe sees his bipolar side. He even pushes Robbe away because he thinks he's toxic and Robbe deserves someone better than him. But then Robbe makes it clear to him how much Sander means to him and how Sander's illness is no obstruction in their relationship. Can you imagine the relief this must have brought to Sander???   

 fav shot

Again a hard choice... I like when Sander is playing with Robbe's angel necklace in Friday 22:21. Als the next clip Friday 22:52 is amazing as they are still in the same position in bed. Just in each other's arms, completely happy. 

 fav kiss that robbe initiates

Monday 11:03: "The next minute we are going to kiss", "That's chill" 

This kiss is the confirmation that Sander needed to understand that Robbe was completely honest when he told Sander that he wanted him. This kiss caused such emotion that Sander started to cry and collapsed. 

Second place would go to Tuesday 7:27 for the same reason. Nothing is more beautiful than when Robbe uses his kisses to comfort Sander. Because that's what true love means, being there for the other when they need you the most... And omg, seeing how Sander relaxed as soon as Robbe comforted him with "altijd" and his kiss... 

 fav kiss that sander initiates

Their first one in the swimming pool. It's such a magical moment. He finally had scrambled all the courage he needed to kiss the boy he was so utterly in love with... 

Second place would be for Tuesday 16:31. A small peck at first to test the water that ended in a full make out session that was interrupted by Britt calling him. This time it was Sander who comforted Robbe when he said: "We are the future". 

 fav sander dialogue

"Gij en ik... 100% voor altijd... In elk universum..."

Ok, maybe not much of a dialogue but those few words carry such meaning... And the fact that Sander said these words with such conviction! You could feel how he meant every word of what he said! 

 fav robbe dialogue

The minute by minute speech and "You've touched me and I never felt anything like it" in Monday 11:03. Yes, I keep coming back to Monday 11:03 because I love that scene so incredibly much!!!! 

 fav hug

Wednesday 17:21 

It's so cute how Robbe goes behind Sander and wraps his arms around him like a guardian angel and Sander then calls him an angel! 

 Fav 21:21

Friday 21:21 

Look how vulnerable Sander is when he opens up to Robbe. The way Robbe melted when Sander spoke his iconic words. And this also marks the moment when they fully chose each other and never looked back. 

And the funny parts like "Stomme schoenen!". Haha, such dorks. I love them!  

 Fav. Sobbe Instagram pic

The pic uploaded December 4th, 2019 on Sander's Insta. It's just the two of them acting silly (Sander sticks out his tongue). So, cute.  

And then the Bowie caption: 

"'Cause we're lovers

And that is a fact

Yes, we' re lovers

And that is that"

 fav scene x song pair

Friday 21:21 with Wandering Romance by Lie Ning! 

When during Friday 21:21 Sander's face is on screen the song goes: "No one knows the pain". Then the camera switches to Robbe as the song continues: "No one sees what I see in you". (*)

Is there a better song imaginable??? And then the fact that Lie Ning himself wrote on Instagram: "i wish i had Robbe and Sander when i was a teenager. this love that is not defined by gender or sexuality but purely by affection and heart is exactly what I was looking for back then. glad to be a part of this beautiful romance. everyone knows the pain. but few are brave enough to show it."

(*) Of course this must be a bit of a lie because someone as wonderful and sweet as Sander must have hordes of people who see how special he is... 

 fav message between Sander & Robbe

Hmmm, April 10th, 2020 is really nice. It starts with Sander saying that Robbe was hefty in his dreams that night... Definitely Robbe must have blushed so much reading that... Then he teased Robbe that his battery was empty and so that he couldn't record his lockdown walk movie. Such a Sander thing to do... Teasing his boyfriend... 

Then Robbe writes: "I want to be with you sooooo much. How focking cute you are". Then Sander writes: "I love you, Robin" to which Robbe answers: "I love you too. Abnormally much!"

How perfect is this??? Like the teasing, Robbe calling Sander cute, Sander saying Robin, and then Robbe saying he loves Sander abnormally much. 

 fav banter on Instagram 

Their discussion about their anniversary post. Robbe saying that this was ok for Sander to call him awake for but that Sander had to wait till tomorrow for Robbe's surprise. Saying "patience is a virtue". And then Robbe commenting on Sander's excessive use of emoji's. And Sander teasing Robbe by saying "Thus not like this" followed by 20 hearts... haha 

I am not sure who has all done this so far so I am tagging @lucidpantone, @bowieexaminprogress, @tsjernobyl, @mijnlief, @indimlights, @sanderxrobbee, @debussyatmidnight, and @hereforsobbe. Feel free to ignore! 

[iamnightduchess]

HELLO QUEEN! Oh my gosh your latest updates have gotten me so hyped up and happy!! I love the feeling of seeing your post updates on my dashboard. I was wondering if you had time if you could possibly do some NSFW head cannons for It’s Gotta Be You universe?? I reread it again for the 100th time after reading your AYA update but I love that universe so much!

Hello dearie! I hope you've been doing well ever since. I apologize for the slight delay as RL is demanding a lot of my time. But, I hope you'll enjoy this! ❤

Reiner x Mikasa (ReiKasa) (R20+) Fic AU Headcanon #13

Universe: It's Gotta Be You (Modern AU)

(A/N: ‼️WARNING‼️Graphic/Explicit Description of very dirty smut with potentially provocative images ⛔ Please don't click Keep Reading if you're below 20 🙅‍♀️ Sorry kiddos! To my dear adult readers, please absorb this post's content with appropriate discretion & maturity)

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I've shared more of ReiKasa's detailed Modern AU sexcapades in this post and for this Ask, I'll explore the different preferences involved in their sex life. Based on this post, Reiner & Mikasa had a 10-dates rule before they actually become intimate with each other and that post describes briefly on their phenomenal sexual compatibility. Before they reach that 10th date goal, they decided to keep all their interactions chaste, which only adds up to the building sexual tension between them. These two has a spark that ignites from just a single touch. Therefore, it had been a truly challenging period for them to keep their magnetic pull in check.

When they were in high school, they've only ever held hands but has never even kissed. Reiner was raised to be a respectful gentleman and he's always letting Mikasa takes the lead. He waited until she was ready to get a little bit more physical with him, thus why he suggested the 10-DR. So when did they have their first real kiss?

On their 10th date.

First Time

Their first time with each other had been a literal afternoon delight. Mikasa missed out on their 10th date night because of an on-call emergency at the med centre, so they made up with a lunch date the next day. Sure, they've been clawing at each other's clothes from outside the car to his front door and had never even made it to his bedroom but they really made full use of his coffee table and his couch. If only those furnitures could talk, they would tell you very interesting stories that took place on that day.

Bedroom Jams

Reiner and Mikasa do not have a particular preferred soundtrack running in the background while they're getting down and dirty. But, they'd always have Linger by Cranberries or The Root's You Got Me to set them in the mood for some slow-dancing before revving up their engines for their inevitable sexy times.

One time, Reiner had jokingly put Boyz II Men's I'll Make Love To You on in the bedroom. Mikasa changed it immediately to The Devil in I by Slipknot. It felt like an out of body experience the whole time.

Reiner likes to do this little striptease dance to 90's boyband songs just to drive Mikasa up the wall 🤣 One time, he wanted to surprise Mikasa from work & started grinding against her booty with his sexy moves as soon as she crossed their living room, completely not realizing that his mother had also walked through the door as his wife had picked Karina up for dinner at their house. He got an earful from his own mother 😳

Sexting & Surprises

Reiner loves sending sexy text messages to Mikasa when she's at work or when he's away in Marley for work meetings. The nature of her work demands her to be on-call or be at work in longer shifts, therefore, his texts make her misses him even more. Mikasa would not admit it out loud but his naughty texts do get her in the mood to make a lot of love to him when she gets home 😏 Before someone asks, no, Reiner does not send his wife dick pics haha

Reiner is also the type who'd surprises her from a long night shift in the morning by making her breakfast in the kitchen with nothing but an apron on. Yeah, Mikasa had a good eyeful (and mouthful) of his buns alright *wink* Reiner would also surprise her with a hug from behind when she's doing meal preps in the kitchen BUT Mikasa would be the one slipping her hand in his pants while he's doing the dishes. These two really do love getting kinky in the kitchen.

Gabi accidentally walked in on them one time and poor girl was mentally scarred, she locked herself in her room the whole night.

Favorite Positions

Despite having athletic bodies and fit figures, Reiner and Mikasa do not experiment with odd, bizarre positions as much. Their favorite position is either tantric or golden arch as they love locking gazes while whispering their undying affection for each other (+more dirty-talking from Reiner!)

But when they're in the mood for a more rough loving, all fours in front of a mirror or standing/sitting wheelbarrow would be their favorite positions for them considering his superb upper body strength and her amazing flexibility (Reiner has those weekly yoga routines of hers to thank for!)

Dirty-talking

Reiner likes to do this a lot (even in public) that it'll always make Mikasa goes multiple shades of red. His dirty-talkings are adorable and dorky but although Reiner's very alert when reading the room, he also tends to forget in switching off his dirty-talking mode once he's in the mood.

One time, he was calling Mikasa when he's away for work training. She was driving and had him on speaker. He was feeling a bit frisky and told her flat out - he can't wait to come back home, get inside the showers with her and ram into her so hard that she can't walk straight that his Dr. Ackerman-Braun need to take sick leave for 2 days. Things went still and quiet from Mikasa until he heard Annie's voice from the other end.

Annie : Ram her with what, Reiner? Your 3-inch dick?

Reiner: Screw you, Annie.

Annie: Gross and hey, Armin's already doing a bang up job in screwing me. Besides, you don't need to worry about Mikasa missing you. I just bought her this brand new vibrator.

Reiner: Totally ignoring you, Annie. Mika, c'mon babe, you know the real deal's so much better.

Mikasa: Rein--

Reiner: I made you come three times before I leave. You don't need that thing right? Can you hold on until I get back, baby, please?

Mikasa: Rein, can we talk a bit later?

Reiner: It's just Annie there right?

Pieck: Hey, Reiner. I think you just terrorized Gabi.

Reiner: F**K

Turns out Pieck and an already traumatized Gabi were also in the car with Mikasa at that time. Reiner avoided showing his face in front of the two women and his own cousin for the next 2 months.

As mentioned, that wasn't the first time Gabi had such TMI of her cousin and his wife's sex life. Apart from walking in on Reiner and Mikasa in the kitchen, the couple had terrified her enough for life when she also walked into them doing the deed inside their own living room (They either forgot Gabi was staying the night or had thought she was asleep) Gabi never wanted to be near that couch ever again.

Public Sexcapade

They had a quickie in Grisha's basement during one family dinner with the Jeagers. Zeke almost walked in on them.

Reiner also owns a pickup truck. He likes to take Mikasa out for a night drive. He'll have the back boot of his truck all nice with warm covers and they'll park somewhere private uphill to stargaze. They'll make love underneath the stars in the open air and just hold each other afterwards. Mikasa loves to listen to Reiner as he tells her about his favorite constellations.

Body Appreciation

When Mikasa's body starts to grow when she's carrying their twins, Reiner develops a much higher level of appreciation towards her body because of the changes she's going through. Obviously he appreciates the tremendous increase of her cup size, but he notices every other parts of her that swells beautifully with every week of her pregnancy too. As shared in this pregnancy post, Mikasa had the upper side of her hormonal changes that Reiner was the one who's constantly be worrying that he'll poke the babies in their heads every time she gets in her special mood 😂 see, he's so adorkable!

Sneaky playtime(s)

Reiner & Mikasa would always have a burning fire in their marriage even as they grow older. The twins were not spared from the traumatizing knowledge of their parents' extracurricular activities, when they overheard their parents from outside their bedroom door one Sunday morning.

Miraé: Rémy, are Mama & Papa fighting? She said the F word to Papa. Oh, Papa said he's coming? To where?

Rémy: Jesus, Miraé. They're having sex.

Miraé: What's that?

Rémy: Aunt Gabi told me to stay away if we ever hear weird noises coming from Mama & Papa's bedroom because it means they're having their adult playtime.

Miraé: Let's just go next door and ask Uncle Armin & Aunt Annie about it.

Armin was speechless and red with embarassment while Annie cackled at the poor twins. Afterwards, Annie sent a photo of the twins in their family group chat with the caption "Please come pick up your kids at our house after you're done maintaining Mikasa's plumbing 🍆💧💧" 🤣

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Gosh, I really, really enjoyed working on this. Thanks again for the Ask, Anonie 🙈💕💋

[amburnedphoenix]

Best Surprise [Valentines collab]

Paring: Noya x reader

Rating: E/Fluff

Warning: This takes place post timeskip, slight spoilers ahead!!

Wordcount: 1.5k

A/n: This is a part of a big multi fandom collab hosted by the wonderful @prettysetterbaby​ to celebrate this wonderful or lonely day. Decided to try my hand at writing for my fav libero Noya, this is my first time writing for him so hopefully he’s not too ooc. Make sure you go and check out the other stories [Valentines Masterlist] Give them some love too!

-Valentines day was a day that people either loved or hated, you always leaned toward hated in your younger years, then again most kids didn’t think too highly of love or romance.

-When you started highschool you swore you’d never fall in love no matter what. You’d weather any storm and stand strong.

- However you didn’t expect in your second year to encounter a storm by the name of Nishinoya Yuu.

-Noya crashed into your life, literally. You met the shorter boy when he slipped down the stairs and crashed into you. Rapid apologies and a promise to make up for it was the start of your friendship with the libero.

-It was funny how in just a few months you forgot your vow as you fell head over heels for him. 

-It was after the game against Shiratorizawa that you waited excitedly outside the stadium for Noya and the rest of his team. 

-Still buzzing from the intensity and victory of the game you didn’t even think twice before giving him a kiss when you saw him; which made his brain short circuit and you to be very much embarrassed when you realized you did it, and in front of his team. Suffice to say the feelings were mutual when he pulled you in for another kiss.

-Ever since that day you started to love Valentines as Noya made sure to surprise you in the best ways, even after you graduated and started traveling the world together it was a day he went all out on you no matter where on the map you were.

-This year was different, you had to return to Japan after your father had an accident. He needed someone to come and take care of his house while he recovered in the hospital, not wanting to put that responsibility onto your boyfriend. You told him to continue traveling and you’d meet up once your father had fully recovered.

-While you had made the suggestion to begin with being separated from Noya for over two months made you realize how truly lonely you were without him physically there. Now here you were sitting on the couch watching some boring tv show trying to call Noya to at least talk to him on this day, but he wasn’t answering.

“Hey this is Nishinoya Yuu, I can’t come to the phone--”

“Damn it Yuu!” You bursted out cutting off the recorded message, hanging up the call you threw your phone onto the couch. Frustration had boiled into anger after hearing the voicemail for the 10th time. Noya had never gone this long without answering one of your calls, even if it was the dead of night he would still wake up and answer.

Letting out a huff you reached over and picked up the phone again, exiting out of the contacts you went to your most recent texts with him.

You swipe down and look at the message you sent earlier in the day, each one of them was left on read. Why on earth would he do that, he hates when you left him on read so why was he suddenly doing it to you? Maybe he was hanging out with Yaku; no that doesn’t make sense he wouldn’t ignore you especially on valentines day.

As you tried to think of why he wasn’t responding a sour thought came to mind ‘what if he’s cheating?’ You quickly shake your head at such a stupid thought, Noya was one of the most loyal people you knew; he’d never leave you or do something to hurt you.

Even knowing that, the small shred of doubt from his unusual behavior gave you an uneasy weight in your stomach. You decide to distract yourself with a movie marathon, selecting which one to start with, you sit back and relax.

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It was maybe a few hours into the marathon your attention is pulled from the detective about to tell who the murderer is by a knock on the door. Grumbling about having to be left in suspense you pull yourself off of the couch and slowly make your way over to the front door, who could be at the door; you didn’t remember ordering anything or anyone coming over.

You opened the door to find no one there, confused you looked up and down the hallway of the apartment but saw nothing. You think it was someone pulling a prank and are about to close the door when you noticed a rose on the doormat. 

Brows furrowing, you lean down and pick it up, who would leave just one rose in front of someone's door? You walked back in closing the door, it was odd but the thought was nice; taking a vase out you filled it with water and set the rose in it.

Just as you were about to sit back down and continue watching the movie another knock at the door came, frowning you went over and opened the door to nothing but a rose on the mat again.

This continues 3 more times, every time you went to start the movie there was a knock and a new rose. Setting the 5th rose in the vase you quickly moved over to the door being as silent as possible, you were going to find out who this was.

Pressing your ear against the door to listen, when you heard footsteps approach and stop in front of the door you pulled back and threw open the door, mouth open to say something but the words never made it out of your throat.

There in front of the door with a bouquet of roses was Noya kneeling down in the midst of setting a rose on the mat, eyes wide staring at you like a kid who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. You both just stood in silence staring at each other until you finally found your voice. “Yuu?” 

At hearing you say his name he snaps out of his shocked state and springs to his feet. “U-Uh hey babe.” A sheepish smile came onto his face, your eyes trail from his face to the bouquet in his hands then back up. He shifted putting the singular rose back with the others as you spoke again. 

“Baby what are you doing here? You said you were going to Russia.” You took a step to the side and let him come in, his laughter gave a fuzzy warmth in your chest as he took his shoes off and looked at you. “That may have been a lie haha, sorry about that.” With his free hand he rubbed the back of his head. “I wanted to surprise you.” 

“That’s why you didn’t respond” You let out a relieved sigh as you both walked into the living room. He'd been busy getting things done so they could spend today together; you knew you had nothing to worry about. “Yes I’m so sorry baby, I knew you’d want to call for a bit if I responded and I was trying to make sure everything was set up.” Setting the bouquet down on the table he walked over and embraced you tightly.

When you returned the hug your boyfriend seemed to visabble relax. “God I missed you y/n'' He said mumbled into your hair, a smile spread across your face. “I missed you too Yuu.” You said pulling back a little, a small pout was on Noya’s lips.

“Although I wish you didn’t open the door so soon, I had a whole plan set up.” He huffed with false annoyance that caused you to start giggling. “Hey don’t laugh!.” “Hehe sorry sorry babe but what even was your plan?” He let go, took a step back and crossed his arms. “I was going to keep leaving a rose at the door until I had one left, then I was going to stand at the door and present it to you.”

You couldn’t help but laugh more, because that was indeed something Noya would do. “Haha knowing you baby you’d be in a ridiculous pose too!” Noya cracked and began laughing too, “But that is the best part!” The living room was filled with your laughter, when it finally died down you took a few steps forward and gave him a chaste kiss before going and putting the rest of the roses in the vase.

“I’m glad you’re here, now I was in the middle of a movie marathon and I want to find out who the damn murderer is.” Noya snickered before hopping over the couch to sit down. “Well I don’t see any better way to spend this day then a movie date.” 

You also hopped the couch, grabbing the remote and the blanket you had out; the two of you quickly got set up nice and comfy, once you were set up you looked at Noya. “Want me to restart the movie?” He shrugged “I mean if you want to, you mentioned murder so you might see clues you missed the first time.” You nodded your head and went back to the main menu of the movie. “Oh by the way babe.” Noya hummed in response as he wrapped his arms around you. 

“Out of all the surprises you’ve given me, this was by far the best one.” Looking up at Noya “Happy Valentines day.” You could have sworn he had hearts in his eyes at hearing that from the loving look on his face, he kissed your forehead. “Glad to hear, happy Valentines day baby.”

[randoimago]

Feel free to ignore this, but I'd love to know more about the cool person who runs this blog (the writer, not the kitties haha). You give us such wonderful content, but I don't know much else!

If this is too personal, I'm sorry and I hope you have a gr8 day ✌

Aw thank you so much! I hope you have an amazing day yourself!

And I'm really not the best when it comes to talking about myself, I feel like I need to find one of those "Send me a number and I'll answer this little thing about me" posts.

Well I'm Kat, 21 (going to be 22 on November 10th), I go by she/they pronouns but lately I've been vibing with people (usually by accident) using he/him pronouns for me. I'm still undecided about my sexuality (like trying to figure things out and what's right and what's not) but I definitely fall into the Pansexual category currently.

I’m definitely a people pleaser (something I need to work on). I just don’t like seeing others upset. My friends tell me that I’m way too selfless so I’m also attempting working on that a bit. I’m definitely rather nervous when it comes to interacting with new people. I just want to make a good impression and make friends but worry that I seem like an idiot or that I’m being a bother when I do so-

I love bad jokes. Dad humor is my shit. I also cuss a bit, which I’ve tried to tone down. But I do love dumb puns. I do have a favorite joke but it doesn’t translate as well when it’s written. Here it is anyway:

“What do you call a Fish with no I’s? A Fsh”

Cause I is also Eye... I’m also one of those people that explains the joke afterwards (not every time but if I’m not getting a response then I will because I want validation with my humor--)

I was going to tell you what my favorite color is but I like so many colors. Green (like a mint or lime) has been one of my favorite colors for the longest time but I also really love Yellow, it's a bright and happy color. So I guess those would be my top two colors as of right now.

I'm rather plain looking. Pixie haircut (I'm a brunette), hazel eyes, I do have glasses (my pfp is pretty much how I look minus the Psyduck kigurumi, I don't have it on atm). Two years ago my hair was dyed a mint green and I've been debating on getting it re-dyed (I'm tied between like a Stoplight Red or Turquoise Blue).

I'm a big fan of the Fantasy genre. I just love the ideas of dragons and elves and magic. D&D has definitely become one of my biggest loves. I'm actually back to DMing a game that was on hiatus cause I desperately needed a break previously.

I'm having difficulties finding things about me to talk about (maybe I will reblog one of those number memes). I'm always up to answering any questions that people have about me though so if there's anything specific you want to know then I'm happy to answer! Of course, nothing too specific (My Credit Card number and Ao3 History will be secrets I take to my grave).

[ice-cream-nekogirl]

Descent into Love (Kirishima Eijirou x Reader)

I thought I posted this a long time ago but... apparently not? Weird but... i’m gonna post this again!! Hehe... it’s perfect cuz it’s April Fools day.

And... consider THIS like a sequel to the original fic~: https://ice-cream-kitsunegirl.tumblr.com/post/183939426324/april-fools-and-a-red-jockstrap-kirishima-eijirou#notes

You’re a tsundere in this one again~ And... a bit of a meanie... it’s OKAY to have the reader be a meanie btw, we don’t always have to be nice XD I know I’m not that nice... I mean I’m pretty nice but I like to tease every now and then too haha...

Yes I referenced one of my favorite horror movies of all time but it’s a REALLY good movie! Genuinely scary lolol and yes the title is partially from the actual movie ‘The Descent’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSYg7Z1KS_I

BTW SORRY FOR ANY OOC-NESS!!

Featuring: Best Boy Kirishima!

Sigh

As you sat on the couch in the common room you rested your chin on your palm, sighing for the 10th time this afternoon. You were beyond bored. It was one of the few break-days and yet nothing interesting was happening, you stared at your classmates, some of them were just chatting, conversations about training, the cooler heroes or about how much stronger they had gotten. Although you only heard ‘blah blah blah’ every time one of them opened their mouths.

“Hey (Y/N)!” However, you heard one person, and just hearing his voice made you smile as you perked up from your palm with a rosey red blush blossoming on your face.

“Hee… oh Kirishima, hey there dude.” You greeted him, adoring the way he grinned at you with those shark-like teeth of his. Which you actually found really endearing, and when he began talking to you, you felt yourself getting lost in his eyes as his words trailed off as you got distracted by his cherry red orbs. They might have been red, but they were some of the prettiest, sweetest pairs of eyes you had ever seen. Kirishima was an enthusiastic and energetic guy, and yet he was so gentle too, each trait was only some of the million reasons why you loved him.

“You know Kirishima… now that I get a good look at you… I rather like your pointy teeth. I always have in fact…” You suddenly said, pointing right at his mouth as he blinked a bit and nervously grinned, feeling oddly flattered as a smidge of pink tinted his cheeks.

“Oh ya do huh? Thanks! I’ve always been a little unsure about em ya know? Not everyone finds sharp teeth very approachable.” He admitted, since despite his personality, some people have found him a little intimidating once they got a look at his teeth. However, you weren’t put off by his teeth at all. If anything, you found them cool.

“Yeah… I wish I had your teeth.” He started to blush at how much you were complimenting him, he’d never really heard this much positivity about his teeth before. “I mean, if a villain were to show up, I’d just bare those pointy things and growl at them. And when I REALLY have to play dirty, I’ll sink em into their jugulars and tear a piece of their flesh off!” You suddenly exclaimed with a slightly crazed look in your eye that made Kirishima perk up and flinch a bit, now feeling slightly dejected since you wanted teeth like his for such brutal reasons.

“Ha… you know I never even considered using my teeth as a weapon before.” He pondered, even though he wasn’t the type to play dirty at all. It wasn’t really something he considered ‘manly’, although he wouldn’t judge you for that, and in a strange way, he considered you fairly manly in your own way and he respected the hell out of you for that. Even if you kinda scared him sometimes.

“You should. If it were me, I’d go ‘Brienne of Tarth’ on a villains’ ass and tear their fucking ear off!” You added, giving Kirishima a very vivid idea of what you meant as he nervously smiled. You reminded him of Bakugou in many ways, except you were a little bit nicer and not so angry like he was.

“Wow (Y/N) I definitely never want to get on your bad side.” He said nicely, and that’s what you loved about Kirishima. He never judged you, always said something nice about you even though you were weird and just a little bit of a trouble-maker most of the time. And he never avoided your or pushed you away no matter how many times you would tease him.

“You could never get on my bad side Kiri…” You said in a softer tone, contrasting with your energetic one you used seconds ago as you blushed upon admitting that and when you saw Kirishima’s contagious smile as his blush deepened. “Awww…”

Why couldn’t this boy see that you absolutely adored him? You wondered. You were sure that the teasing and the jockstrap you gave him should have made him wonder or think that maybe you had a thing for him despite the way you played around with him. It made you pout a little bit because you really wanted to get closer to Kirishima, hug him, kiss him and hug him again til he couldn’t breathe. And maybe slap him a little bit after because he made you feel this way and it was eating you up like some sort of disgusting lovey-dovey parasite. Every time he smiled at you; you would melt a little bit every single time.

You were a human infected with this parasite people call ‘love’, it felt so gross yet so wonderful, he was so wonderful…

It was driving you mad!

But you were so mad for him…

How you hated it!

And how you loved him…

A part of you wished that this could all just be some movie, where Kirishima would be the right guy for you, and you would be the best friend and then he would fall in love with you in the end. The two of you be happily ever after or however those crappy rom-coms ended, but if it meant finally being with Kirishima you would gladly let that all happen and just be with him for the rest of your life with that lovey-dovey song playing at the end credits.

Damn you had it bad…

But at that moment it hit you. All this talk about pointy teeth combined with your raging flurry of feelings for Kirishima and thinking about movies gave you a brilliant and somewhat evil idea just to get your beloved redhead closer to you and to get back at him too for giving you this crush. A devious smile spreading across your lips that Kirishima didn’t seem to think much of. Poor sweet boy, you thought.

“Hey you know what we should do? We should watch a movie together. All together as a class.” You suddenly proposed, which kind of surprised him but just the thought of spending time with the whole class made him grin wide.

“All together? That actually WOULD be a great idea! Yeah… it’s been so busy lately, I think we could use the break. I’m up for it (Y/N)!” He gave you an energetic thumbs-up, looking like he was pretty amped for the idea. Kirishima was always one for palling around with his classmates.

“Great! Cuz I had a GREAT idea for a movie…” You smiled happily when he agreed to the idea, clapping your hands excitedly, but then you made your claps nice and loud to catch everyone’s attention.

“Everyone~! Everyone! I have an announcement and a proposal!”

“(L/N)! As the class rep making announcements is my job.” Iida reminded you, but you paid him no mind.

“Shut up Iida!” You suddenly screeched at him, ignoring the shocked, indignant look on his face as well as some of the other shocked looks from your other classmates because of how loud you could be. Iida attempted to scold you, but you didn’t let him get a word in. “We’re too busy! I say we all take a break since we got the day off, and instead of training, let’s all watch a movie together!” You quickly took on a cheerful tone, which made only the smarter ones a little wary.

“And NO! You can’t back away from this, spend some time with us! Cuz if you don’t I’m gonna kick your butt!” You then declared somewhat angrily, and of course, only Bakugou challenged you.

“Tch, forget it you pathetic excuse for a glowstick!”

“You’re just jealous cuz my light shines brighter than yo’ weak-ass explosions.” You brushed that off, and you laughed and pointed when Kirishima and Kaminari held him back from trying to attack you for the 4th time today.

“Anyhoo… I’d better see you at movie night biatch~.” You smiled smugly at the growling teen, who WANTED to just blow you up but he knew Kirishima had a thing for you. This would be the only nice thing he’d do for him for a while…

Speaking of which, Kirishima looked pretty damn happy about the idea of a movie night with the class, “So (Y/N)… what kinda movie did ya have in plan?” He asked politely, the same question everyone else had been wondering since it was your idea.

However, the others noticed your smile quickly turning into a smirk. “Let’s watch a good old-fashioned horror flick tonight… I have this one REALLY good one that I’ve been meaning to bust out to show my best friends so… yeah…” That little suggestion made a few heads turn, and a few eyes widened which made your smirk widen, especially when you saw Kirishima’s nervous look.

“A horror movie…?”

“Yeah! Nothing says togetherness like watching a movie so scary you might piss yourself and cry your fucking eyes out…” You clasped your hands together, your smirk turning darker as most of your other classmates looked hesitant, save a few who looked interested.

“That could be fun! I love scary movies! They’re so exciting don’t you guys think?!” Hagakure, your partner-in-crime had excitedly agreed with you and backed up your decision. And if she was being honest, these movies were fun for her because her invisibility allowed her to indulge in a little fun when she would prank some people when they were scared out of their wits.

“I enjoy those kind of movies. They tend to have some interesting story-lines, so I’m okay with watching a horror movie.” Tsuyu said, despite her blank expression she was up for it.

“I agree. I would watch one of those.” Tokoyami was quick to agree with her since he was very much an avid horror movie fan, befitting how much of a goth he was. “You may or may not have seen the movie I have in mind before.” You pointed out, since if there’s one thing you and Tokoyami got along with it was your fondness for horror movies.

“Surprise me.” He almost challenged you, which just made your grin grow, especially when you saw the other looks on your classmates’ faces, especially poor sweet Izuku and your dear Kirishima…

“I’m in! I ain’t afraid of no scary movie!” Kaminari claimed, since scary movies didn’t exactly bother him as much as it did for others, but not many of his classmates looked like they believed him. “Me neither!” However, he started a bit of a trend when Mina shared his sentiments, and now many of them started to feel the need to prove their bravery, and to just see how ‘scary’ this movie was…

“H-Hey now! Look if anyone’s not a fan of scary movies then maybe… you guys don’t have to watch it.” Kirishima wanted to be nice though, and make sure no one felt pressured to watch the movie, even though you could just tell what his ulterior motive was: He didn’t like scary movies.

“Heh… let em watch it Kirishima, it’ll give them a lesson in bravery… I mean… what are you really playing at bro? Are you chicken?” You smirked and crossed your arms, satisfied when Kirishima flinched at such a very ‘unmanly’ accusation.

“No! I’m no chicken! I’m just giving them a choice that’s all!”

“It’s okay if you’re chicken, I mean Tokoyami’s the bird here but I guess we just didn’t notice you wearing your chicken hat until now. Though I guess your hair looks chicken-esque enough.” You said, sadistically smirking at the poor guy, whose face was turning as red as his hair.

“H-Hey! Don’t call my hair chicken! This is peer pressure! Come on that’s such an unmanly thing to do!”

“You’re just saying that cuz you’re a big, FAT, chicken!”

“(Y/N)! This is so not cool! Stop saying that!” Kirishima’s blush darkened as you didn’t stop your taunting.

“Chicken~.” You sang-songed, poking him on the forehead to add to your teasing, even when he backed away, “Stop it!”

“Chicken!” You didn’t stop, you were loving how embarrassed he was getting when you started to poke at his hair and even pull a strand out purely for the hell of it.

“OW! I’m NOT a chicken!!” He cringed as soon as he felt that little strand plucked out as he gave you a rare look of mild annoyance which looked beautiful with his flushed cheeks. You almost felt guilty for being so mean to him, but the tsundere in you was telling you that he deserved it for making you love him so much.

But the guilt was winning as you took it down a notch, “Okay Kiri… I believe you…” Your voice softened a bit, and Kirishima wasn’t sure whether to feel comfortable or nervous since he’s learned to predict how unpredictable you could be. It didn’t help when you put your hand on his shoulder, “I suppose you’re only a chicken if you can’t fight against villains like you have… so… okay… you’re not a chicken… and you don’t HAVE to watch the movie if you don’t want to… and I’ll just make fun of you in private to the girls in the locker room.” You sounded a little bit gentle, and you smiled when you saw Kirishima perk up a bit when you took back the ‘chicken’ insult, but instantly he pouted at the last thing you said.

You always did this. But it’s not like he hated it, he actually liked the attention you gave him and you were nice to him at times, which he really liked because it proved what he thought about you. That you were actually pretty cool and that you had a heart underneath all the jokes. But, he couldn’t quite let you win, or get away with calling him chicken.

“Heh. There won’t be any need for that, I’ll prove that I’m no chicken! Scary movies are nothing! I mean… a real man isn’t afraid of a little movie… I’m man enough to watch this!” He was up for this challenge, well… not really, but he’d prove that he could be manly and take a scary movie! It was just a movie! Nothing in them were real… and he knew it!

But you couldn’t help but smirk when he was finally on board, and disregarded the fact that a few of your other classmates… particularly Izuku, Uraraka, Kouda, Jirou and Mineta weren’t really on board. And Sero and Kaminari finally succeeded in getting Bakugou to very reluctantly agree just so they would stop bugging him.

“Perfection…” You resisted the urge to do a ‘villain laugh’ as soon as it was all set in stone for tonight…

4 HOURS LATER at 7 pm…

“Okay…” You were getting the movie ready as you clicked on the remote, “I’m telling you guys right now. That this movie inspired me to pretty much NEVER go anywhere where there’s mountains in my life… after this, you’ll understand why I’m never going anywhere that’s too dark again.” You were kind of exaggerating, but at the same time you kind of meant what you were saying since… the movie kinda traumatized you when you were younger.

Only a few of your classmates took your warning seriously, but Bakugou thought you were being stupid as he scoffed. However, Kirishima sat beside him and he was already looking very nervous and appeared to believe every word you were saying…

What in the world was in this movie to make you stay away from dark places and mountains…?

“There can be revelry in the dark you know?” Tokoyami asked you, but you just chuckled a little bit, “Maybe for you… because the dark is your advantage but… I ain’t never stepping foot into a pitch black place again… not after this movie…” You gave your cryptic explanation, which did nothing to ease your more nervous friends.

“I-It’s that bad…?” Uraraka sounded concerned, and she was just as scared as Izuku and Kirishima was. While horror movies didn’t freak her out that bad, some of them still scared her. And you nodded as you turned the lights off, “Oh… it’s bad…”

Kirishima put his brave face on, even though everything you said wasn’t making him feel any less nervous, “I’m sure it’s not that bad… we can handle anything! Nothing’s too scary for heroes!” He declared optimistically, and you couldn’t help but smile, he was so sweet it was perfect that you chose this movie to scare the Mr. Bojangles out of him…

“Yeah, yeah just start the fucking thing already!” Bakugou was getting impatient though, and demanded that you start the damn thing as you scoffed and just started the movie, “All right already! Keep your panties on…” You muttered under your breath, but that didn’t escape Bakugou’s surprisingly sharp hearing.

“WHAT DID YOU SAY?!”

You had to cover your mouth to quell your snickers as Kirishima managed to calm down the blonde to get him to shut up when the movie started…

50 MINUTES LATER…

The claustrophobic setting was enough to unnerve your classmates as they watched rather intently and felt nervous for the women in the film.

Mineta at first was excited because there was mostly women in the movie, but as soon as thing were getting intense he was shaking like a leaf, and he practically fainted as soon as Holly broke her leg in a rather graphic manner.

But Aoyama actually fainted as soon as he saw Holly’s leg bone sticking out after falling and breaking it, which urged a rather frantic Iida to quickly to lie the boy down with his head on a pillow until he woke up. Similarly, Jirou had to look away as the graphic sight alone made her feel nauseous, and neither Sero or Ojiro fared much better as Sero covered his mouth and averted his gaze from the scene, and Ojiro nearly gagged the more he focused on the bone and blood…

Much to your immense amusement, even if you did feel bad for Aoyama. You certainly didn’t expect anyone to faint. Sick at best, but not enough to faint…

“Oh that’s nasty…” Kaminari didn’t feel as sick as Jirou or Ojiro did but it was clear he couldn’t look at it either, “Eek!” Mina had squealed and closed her eyes once that part came on and practically held a disgusted and mildly frightened Yaoyorozu, “I-It’s okay Ashido… it’s not real…” She tried to comfort the girl, and kind of felt really horrible for Holly even if she was just a fictional character. The injury looked horrible…

Izuku, shockingly wasn’t the most horrified since he’s suffered injuries not unlike that before, but seeing it on someone else was still alarming and frightening to look at. And Uraraka gasped and involuntarily hid her face in Izuku’s shoulder. But then they both gasped heavily at the sudden close contact and pulled away, averting each other’s gazes and blushing darkly. Beside them Todoroki didn’t seem disinterested, if anything he seemed pretty focused on the movie even if that injury was a little bit hard to look at.

“That’s inaccurate. You’re supposed to set the bone once before you splint it in place.” He stated what he knew about injuries based on his own training and what his shitty old man had taught him. “You’re never ever try to reinsert a protruding bone from an open fracture like that.” Yaoyorozu backed up his claim, which made you kinda giggle at how much these two knew.

“Heh… the least movies can do is use correct medical knowledge eh?” You wondered after listening to them, but you were distracted when you saw Kirishima shivering as he tried to not focus so much on how graphic that injury as he gulped hard and resisted any part of him that felt nauseous or sick after seeing… bone… blood… and Holly screaming when they tried to reset the bone…

He swallowed whatever was in his throat and tried rising back up, gagging quietly as you tried your hardest not to snicker at the poor thing. He was so freaked out…

And this wasn’t even the best part.

You heard a sharp gasp though from Kirishima as soon as Sarah saw some kind of creature in the cave, and he was trembling all over again. He knew what that meant, and he wasn’t looking forward to what was happening next, he knew a jump scare was coming soon.

“Y-You all saw that right…?” He asked nervously as many of his classmates made little mumbles of acknowledgement, “Who couldn’t have seen that idiot?” Bakugou rolled his eyes at how clearly scared his friend was, even if he wouldn’t admit that this movie was… surprisingly hardcore, the injury looked pretty real, so real it actually made him cringe the first time he saw it…

“Hehe… don’t worry Kirishima…” You smiled and placed your hand on the redhead’s shoulder, scooting closer to him even when he tried to stop shaking so badly and gulped hard. Was this your plan? To scare him? He was starting to wonder. He wanted to avoid watching any of the more unnerving parts, but he couldn’t since you were right next to him, and making sure he WAS watching it…

And you resisted the urge to snicker like a maniac when you saw that Kirishima wasn’t the only one trying to not watch the movie. Shoji averted his eyes every now and then whenever something disturbing showed up, he didn’t dare look at Holly’s broken leg and Satou was too frightened to eat the sweets he had in preparation for this movie. While Kouda was covering his ears and had his eyes closed as he trembled where he sat next to a rather calm, collected Tokoyami, who was clearly enthralled by the movie.

“How have I never seen this movie? The dark, suffocating atmosphere is frighteningly realistic in that setting…” He thought outloud, obviously approving of your movie choice as you giggled a little bit, “It’s different from other horror movies I’ve seen, but in a good way. It’s not cliché at all.” Tsuyu agreed with Tokoyami and looked just as interested as she did, and you couldn’t help but smile proudly. “Told ya it was good. And this ain’t even the best part.” That piqued some of your classmates interest and dread.

“W-What’s the best part…?” Kirishima asked you nervously, his form quivering as you gave him that insidious grin you were infamous for. “If I told you it’d take away from it Kiri…” You used a cutesy voice even though Kirishima knew better, especially at this moment where he figured out your evil plan…

He shouldn’t have been watching, he should have actually just said ‘no’ to this movie instead of pretending to not be scared. Even though he thought ‘what kind of man is too scared to watch a movie?’. It was conflicting and embarrassing, especially now that you were seeing him all freaked out over a little movie…

You almost felt bad when you saw how scared he was getting, but after 5 more minutes in you noticed just how dark the room was, thanks to the sun setting and making the room nearly black and only the light on the TV allowed you to see most of your classmates getting nervous as they focused on the scene involving the dead animal bones…

A wide grin found its way on your lips as the ‘best part’ came up…

At least 10 of your classmates let out shrieks of terror as soon as the ugly cave monster showed up, and a few had jumped out of their seats from fear.

“AAAAAHHH!”

“IT’S IN THE CAVE!!”

“RUN OUT OF THERE!!

“EEEEEEK!”

“WHERE’D IT GO?!”

“OH MY GOD!!”

“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!”

“OH SHIT!!”

You laughed outloud as your classmates all shouted almost as if they were in the movie and as if the women could actually hear them, and identified Mina and Kirishima as the loudest screamers when you saw Mina practically hiding behind the couch and Kirishima was shaking in his seat and you swore you saw tears in his eyes. The poor thing did not exactly have what you would call a manly scream and you were loving it. Sadistic as it was, you felt successful in ‘getting back at him’ for making you love him, and at the same time you felt kind of horrible…

“Are you okay…?” This time, you didn’t sound like you were teasing him, you were concerned since he looked pretty scared.

“I-I… I think I peed a little bit…” He said in a somewhat shaky voice, and you tried your hardest to not snicker in amusement as you tried to soothe his nerves and rub his back gently, “Don’t worry buddy it’s all a movie…” As much as you loved how this turned out, you were starting to feel a little worse by the moment.

“I nearly wet my pants…” Sero then spoke up as he trembled where he sat, and Kaminari promptly scooted away from him. “I guess… I wouldn’t blame you…” However, he was just as terrified as his friend was. If he were in that situation, he would have freaked out just like the women did.

But before anyone could relax, the creature showed up yet again and everyone was on edge yet again now that the monsters were there to make the movie all the more horrifying.

Aoyama finally came to from where he lied, sitting up and rubbing his head with a low groan, “W-What did I miss…?” He asked, and as soon as he saw the screen featuring Holly getting her throat torn and ripped apart, he fainted yet again much to Iida’s distress as he jumped a little bit at the scene himself.

Wow, it was that scary to everyone?

Well, Tsuyu, Tokoyami and Bakugou still looked pretty entertained. In fact, the latter was smirking and legitimately entertained as soon as Juno began fighting that ugly fucker.

Of course you expected those three to be comfortable watching a horror movie, but everyone else, especially Izuku, Uraraka and Kirishima looked like they weren’t going to get any sleep tonight. And it got worse as soon as Sarah was forced to watch the monsters eat Holly’s corpse in all it’s gory glory complete with the sickening sounds of flesh being torn and stripped by the creature’s sharp teeth.

Uraraka and Izuku practically squealed in unison as they trembled and turned away with their eyes shut, wondering why did they actually stay and watch this with everyone. Kirishima held back the scream creeping in his throat, at least until he thought bile was rising up and he gagged a little bit. You should have been amused but you weren’t…

‘Aww man… I can’t be happy when he’s like this…’

You thought guiltily as you sighed and put your hand on the redhead’s shoulder, which made him gasp sharply due to that sudden touch startling him, “(Y-Y/N…?”

“Dude… if it’s too much you don’t have to watch… I promise not to mock you behind your back if you do…” You weren’t playing or anything, and Kirishima could tell, “What…? Hehe… I-I’m all right really… it’s like you said it’s just a movie…” He nervously forced a small laugh and crooked grin, “I’m not a chicken after all…”

Kirishima claimed and tried to look brave… for about 5 seconds until he saw Sam and Rebecca get ambushed by one of the monsters in a jump scare that made him jump in his seat and let out a scream, “O-Okay fine I’m a chicken!” This time, he did turn away with his eyes downcast and looking miserable as he started mentally beating himself up and calling himself a coward for letting a little movie scare him. Part of him wanted to cry, but he refused, no way he’d look even more like a wuss in front of you. 

He was such a loser. This was so unmanly in every way possible, and on top of that you were there to see him act like such a wuss. Kirishima always knew he was a bit of a wuss when it came to these kind of things, but he thought he could brave it, he really did…

‘What have I done?! Oh Kirishima… no matter what I do I can’t shake these feelings off, and now I feel horrible!’

“Eijiro.”

Kirishima perked up as soon as he heard you say his name, and your heart was beating at what you were about to do next, but you couldn’t stand to see him like this. “C’mere you doofus…” Quietly and discreetly you placed your lips on his forehead which made him perk up and freeze, his cheeks turning as red as his hair as he stared at you wide-eyed in extreme surprise.

“W-Wha… w-wha-what… w-was…?” He didn’t mean to stutter, but he definitely did not expect you to do that as you pouted and blushed heavily. “I’m sorry okay? I didn’t think this movie would freak you out that much…” You muttered and he blushed even more, looking away in shame as you put your hand on his face to make him look at you.

“Admitting you’re chicken is manly though… don’t feel so bad just because you find it scary. I’m still afraid of the freaking dark because of this movie… the only reason I’m not scared is because I’m so close to you…” That sounded kinda sappy, but you meant what you said as you tried not to smile when you saw Kirishima’s look of surprise.

He was touched though, and felt a beam of happiness beginning to blossom in his heart as he smiled wide, “You… you mean that?” He asked somewhat bashfully, and you rolled your eyes a little bit.

“Yes you mook… I really do. And the truth is… argh… dammit… I like you stupid…!” You whispered to him as your whole face burned, and your heart beating out of your chest now that you finally admitted it. Kirishima somehow looked even more surprised, part of him always thought that maybe you had a thing for him, but now this was confirmation that you definitely did…

And he couldn’t help the grin rising on his lips as he pulled you in for a hug, smiling that smile that you fell in love with, “Hahaha! W-Wow um... I... you know I have to be honest I... I like you too (Y/N)! I think you’re pretty awesome…. And seriously manly… to be able to watch a movie like this… and for other reasons too but… yeah I… I like you too…” He blushed and sounded a little shyer when he said the ‘L’ word to you, as he truly did return your feelings and you were just… so happy…

You almost completely forgot about the movie as you smiled warmly and hugged him back. “Good… that is exactly how I feel about you too… you’re the manliest guy I’ve ever met you know that?” Deciding to go soft, you smiled when you saw his smile brightening, but before he could squeeze you affectionately, he made the mistake of looking at the movie when a loud monster screech startled him and made him and his classmates nearly all scream and he did squeeze you… out of terror and he practically clung to you like a sloth to a tree.

At first you were shocked, but then you quickly snickered at his reaction and loved how his arms felt around you as you patted him on the head, kinda stroking the spikes a little bit. “(Y/N)’s got you…” A little condescendingly you spoke to him a soft tone, which made him kinda pout as he made sure to avoid watching the scarier parts while everyone was trembling in terror.

“A-Are you okay Ashido…?” Yaoyorozu asked Mina, who nodded despite her fear, “Y-Yeah… why…?”

“W-We heard you scream just now…” Jirou replied shortly afterwards, but was surprised at Mina’s confused look, “That wasn’t me…” Mina, for once didn’t scream at that last part since she had gotten used to the atmosphere. But everyone knew what Jirou was saying, because after seeing the jump scare featuring Rebecca getting her stomach torn and eaten alive by the monsters they heard someone shriek…

Very femininely and high-pitched…

“Huh? Then who screamed? Uraraka?” Kaminari looked to see the girls, but all of them were shaking their heads because they had held their tongues to avoid embarrassing themselves. “It was very girly sounding…” Despite not getting an answer, Kaminari just snickered a bit and everyone didn’t see Todoroki staring down at his lap and silently blushing as he made sure to avoid seeing anymore of the movie.

You saw. Because it was your job to make sure everyone was watching the movie, and you didn’t expect Todoroki Shouto to scream like a little girl, or Kirishima, the love of your life to hold you so tightly as his grip on you didn’t loosen in the slightest as you held him close and practically cuddled him. 

Boy this night was turning out better than you thought…

25 MINUTES LATER…

The ending credits came on and you were a mix of amused, ecstatic and enamored as you didn’t let go of Kirishima, just in love with how soft yet firm he felt thanks to all those muscles on him that you found ridiculously attractive and tempting to just touch, and now you were feeling them up so close. It was like a muscular teddy bear you just wanted to sleep with in bed and never let go. And you had seen what he looked like under the clothes

However, his grip on you slowly loosened now that the movie was over but he still looked a little unnerved after everything he had to see.

“Soooooo… what did you guys think?!” You excitedly asked your friends and classmates, but many of them were rather… shell-shocked, with only Tokoyami, Tsuyu and Bakugou appearing the most entertained.

“That actually wasn’t a shitty movie after all.” Bakugou looked surprisingly calm as he approved of your movie choice, and you actually smiled. “Yeah I liked it a lot. It was one of the better horror movies I’ve seen in a while.” Tsuyu was next to say how much she enjoyed the movie and Tokoyami nodded besides her. “That was brilliant. I enjoyed every moment of it. I agree with Asui, it’s a lot better compared to the more modern horror movies.”

Their approval made you start to smile a little more smugly than you wanted to, “Hehe… why thanks~.” You giggled a little bit, but everyone else…

“T-That… t-hat… w-w-a-was… horrifying…” Izuku barely managed to get his words out as he and Uraraka were still trembling on the couch they were on. “I don’t want to go visit the mountains anymore…”

“I-It’s only a movie! It’s fictitious and there is no such thing as cave monsters!” Iida tried to make his friends feel better, but you just smiled at him.

“You don’t know that Iida… I mean not all caves are explored… who knows what’s in there? There just might be a cave monster somewhere around the world.” You didn’t help at all and added to the fear as many of the others started to tremble.

“She has a point…” Todoroki didn’t want to believe it, but this movie was… surprisingly and legitimately frightening. He didn’t want to imagine getting stuck in a mountain and suffocating from the lack of oxygen while something is potentially lurking in the dark.

“I-I’m sleeping with my lights on tonight…” Aoyama said what the rest of the Dekusquad was thinking, now that they had the wits scared out of them.

“Momo… can you please make me a night light…?” Mina asked Yaoyorozu because that movie seriously freaked her out, “M-Me too…?” Kaminari quickly asked right after Mina did, but the sweet Yaoyorozu did agree to make them some lights for tonight…

You didn’t know whether to be amused or kinda guilty. “Um… you don’t think this movie’s gonna scar anyone for life do you…?” You asked a shaky Kirishima, “I… I don’t think so…” He didn’t sound confident at all as you nervously smiled…

“BOO!”

Kirishima suddenly screamed and many of his classmates followed short when they heard him, and he jumped fearfully. But you had no idea who did that… at least until you heard your friend laughing.

“Hee-hee-hee! Sorry! I couldn’t really resist…” Hagakure was giggling, but nobody could see her so that definitely means she had stripped to be completely invisible. “Ahahaha! Nice one…” You approved of her little joke even when a few of your classmates were shouting at you for starting them, and Kirishima was trembling where he stood.

Smiling, you went over to him and held his hand to take him to his dorm-room, “C’mon…”

Kirishima let you lead him because he was honestly really scared now that he saw everything from that movie and some of the images and scenes weren’t going to leave his head for a while. He couldn’t stop thinking about it now… the blood, the cave-in, the monsters, the women screaming…

Even when it was time for him to go to bed he couldn’t really get them out of his head, and you knew this. So that’s why you were staying with him even when he got in his pajamas and lied in his bed, unwilling to turn the lights off and he almost freaked out when you were about to.

“Don’t!” He suddenly yelled, and you were honestly surprised…

Was he that scared?

Now you really felt bad. “Oh Kiri… I’m sorry… I’m so sorry…” You smiled a little sadly, turning off the light as he gasped and tried his hardest not to look so alarmed as you made your way over to him on his bed. “I’m sorry for calling you chicken…” You patted him gently on the back, and he blushed a little bit at how close you were but your comfort was making him feel a little bit better.

“Nah… it’s okay… you weren’t wrong, I should have just owned up to being a chicken…” Kirishima admitted to that, and felt bad for lying about since lying was not a manly thing to do at all. “You’re the cutest chicken ever. And besides… you’re not chicken at all where it counts.” You kissed him on the cheek, reminding him of the villains he’s fought against, and his bravery when he and Izuku went to go rescue Bakugou.

And Kirishima couldn’t help but grin shyly with a pink blush on his cheeks, “Awww… thanks!” He beamed as he actually kissed you on the forehead in return, which made you freeze and blush heavily as you let out a rather dorky, giddy little giggle…

“Uh… this might sound kinda lame but… do you mind… staying the night?” Kirishima then sounded shy upon asking you that, and you were still in a bit of shock from the kiss, but you nonetheless grinned and happily nodded. “I don’t mind at all~!” You said happily as the two of you exchanged big smiles and an equally big hug.

It took a while for him to actually go to sleep, but you were next to him in bed and the dark felt a little less scary.

You on the other hand, weren’t scared at all. You succeeded in getting the boy you loved close to you. Sure, you might have had to scare the pants off of him, but he was all yours now.

BONUS ENDING…

“Good morning cla-…”

Aizawa didn’t expect to walk into his classroom to see almost all of his students asleep on their desks. The ones who were awake looked a mix of exhausted and terrified with their eyes wide, droopy and bloodshot. And the only ones who were awake at all were you, Kirishima, Tokoyami, Tsuyu and Bakugou.

His eyebrow twitched ever so slightly in irritation when he picked up on what could have happened, “That’s it… no more horror movies on a school night…”

Little did you know, Aizawa planned on finding that movie of yours and confiscating it, as to spare his students from being traumatized any further…

You wouldn’t mind. You were finally with the boy you loved.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS TUMBLR~!!!!!! :D <3 :3 

[br1t1sh-sh0wer]

Larry Timeline Oct-2010

-> October 1st, Jay twitted

“Babycakes!! XXXXX Where is my son! he he xx Love Lottie & Fizzy (@harry_styles live on http://twitcam.com/27x7q)”

-> In october 4th we got the 1st video diarie.

-> October 7th, Hannah (Louis´ gf) twitted:

"@Real_Liam_Payne Tell Louis to stop ignoring me please. Thanks sweet :)"

(The tweet got deleted)

-> For the next week, we got some X-factor behind of scenes, with lots of Larry cute moments. The following days there are lots of Larrypics together in public, such as with the others members. (I’m not putting them cause I don’t have enough patience, sry)

-> I don´t know the exact date, but larry got out to have dinner with Diva Fever, a gay duo.

-> In X-factor week two, we have some more recorded vlog to X-Factor surrunded with Larry touches and smiles.

-> October 10th, Louis twitted:

"Thanks for all the comments about my smile :) I cant stop smiling on stage :)"

(Not Larry relationed, but I just love this so fucking much, idc)

-> October 11th, the 2nd video diary was posted.

->In week three, there are more founds, and touches (mainly Louis touching Harry´s curls).

-> October 18th, the 3rd video diarie was posted. Harry was sick and Louis said "I think he´s got temperature awm" and bit Harry´s shoulder. Niall almost died in the background. Lots and lots of Larry moments.

-> October 19th, Harry twitted:

"When you Smile, The Whole World Stops ans Stares for a While :) .x"

-> October 24th, a fan asked about Louis and Harry for Hannah:

"@h_walker1 haha they´re like best friends in the group, right?"

Hannah responded

"@1DirectionITALY Yeah they love each other :) x"

(both tweets were deleted)

-> October 25th, 4th video diarie. We have the "almost" larry kiss, when Louis was prentending to confuse Harry and Liam while blindfolded.

-> October 25th, we have some more videos, such as jealous Harry in a interview, and Louis kissing Harry´s cheek.

-> October 30th, "The X Factor 2010 - It´s Question Time Week 4". That´s that one vid where Louis sits in the interviewer lap, and Harry is just hardcore judging.

[dead-bird-studios-film-archives]

How did you know you were aro? Cause im trying to figure out my labels and aro feels right but I'm also fairly young so I could be wrong. Sorry if this is invasive feel free to ignore it if you'd like

You're okay! Don't worry! My experience might be a little different, I've found I'm repulsed to romance and sex, while others might be indifferent or favorable

So, like, I've never had any crushes. I've known that since elementary. All my classmates in 4th and 5th were "dating" on and off and one ran away when his girlfriend broke up, it was wack. And I was really confused why everyone was so invested

Then someone had a crush on me and, like, my assumption there was that "if someone had a crush on me, I'd fall in love." And my feelings about being good friends with the dude didn't go away, but I didn't care.

Middle school starts and EVERYONE is getting in relationships. 3 of my friends were in a poly, another two were dating guys, and they'd talk about being in love and crushes. And I'd talk to them, not really relating to a single thing being said. I was supportive, I am supportive. But dating? Eugh.

I had a kid asking me out for months in 7th grade. I. Hated it. Just wanted to be friends, tho I bet anyone in that sit woulda hated it. I told my mom and she said "say your said ya mom can't cuz you're too young." Didn't work, he hates me now

8th grade.. I don't know where it found it, but I found the label and tentatively grabbed it. It fit, I didn't have any.. EVIDENCE persay, but I felt it fit. I told my parents, and learned quickly that it's important to test the waters of those you know before saying anything, as I expected "okay whatever" and got "no you aren't" bad dig, y'know?

This was solidified when I was pressured got into a relationship that my friend heavily suggested I get into 9th/10th grade. It was fun at first. Hanging out with someone pretty often and just talking was up my alley, I'm super chatty, esp if it's a special interest, and it was neat. I got a free typewriter lmao. But the whole time he was asking for hugs or trying to be lovey I was like "haha... Okay bro.." I had, like, a weight in my chest similar to experiencing RSD and just.. hurting and feeling sad and knowing I shouldn't have. He yelled at me at school for not talking enough and I broke up with him. It was better after it was over.

Further solidified this last year when my mom pushed me into a relationship with a dude who had an obvi crush on me and I wanted to be friends with. We went out once and I hated it because he was a lot more obvious in his lovey dovey.

TLDR : I have never had romantic feelings or urges towards folk, have known that from the beginning, found the label and really related, and later solidified post relationship.

[fulgensun]

CHARACTER FILES

BASICS.

FULL NAME:  Tidus  ( originally Tiida, which means ‘sun’ ) NICKNAME :  // GENDER :  male HEIGHT :  5′9′‘ // 175 cm AGE :  17 ZODIAC :  his true date of birth is unknown, so we can’t be sure. if we follow the trend of also Zidane and Squall etc DOBs, Tidus would be born on October 10th and be a Libra. but given he’d be the most dysfunctional Libra ever I personally doubt it ahah I headcanon him being born on July 19th, the day FFX was first released, so his zodiac sign here would be Cancer. SPOKEN LANGUAGES :  common Spiran, tiny bits of Al Bhed learnt during the pilgrimage.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.

HAIR COLOR :  blond with darker roots EYE COLOR :  deep blue SKIN TONE :  tanned BODY TYPE :  athletic, yet slightly underweight and slim DOMINANT HAND :  right POSTURE :  straight, healthy MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE :  his vivid eye-color, probably the contrast between skin tone and hair color too; weird clothes

CHILDHOOD

FIRST WORDS :  probably the common ones all toddlers learn first, or his own name SIBLINGS :  none PARENTS :  unnamed mother & Jecht PARENTAL INVOLVEMENT :  his mother would difficultly care and hardly give proper attention to Tidus whenever her husband was home from work; but she was still a very docile and condescending kind of parental figure to the boy, when raising him till the age of 7-8. She’d often cater all her strengths and attentions to Jecht, sometimes ignoring or neglecting the boy’s cries or pleas till her husband would make her notice; as a child, Tidus simply didn’t notice this side of her, and instead thought his father would keep her away from him on purpose - a fact that did add fuel to his hatred for Jecht. His father would be home way less than Tidus’ mother, because of his work. He was a rougher and brusque type of parent and despite loving his son, he could not express it clearly. Still, hid father did sparkle in Tidus his sense of competitivness and his passion for blitzball, no matter if the man would often verbally belittle his weak son’s poor attemps with a blitz ball -- that’s the type of father he has believed to know. Still, Jecht was involved in his growth, the novel even reveals it was him who taught Tidus how to swim as a child. Once Jecht disappeared, Tidus’ mother fell cronically ill and depressed, ceasing most likely to care or tend to her son as time in solitude went by, and eventually died shortly after Auron came to Zanarkand. From age 8 onward, Tidus has been in Auron’s care.

ADULT LIFE.

OCCUPATION :  Ace Player of the Abes Team back in Dream Zanarkand; Guardian when brought to Spira; post X-2, Tidus returns being a Blitzball player (most likely playing for the Aurochs) and quickly regains his once-lost fame. CURRENT RESIDENCE :  Dream Zanarkand, boathouse in A-East district (childhood) // Besaid Island, then Bevelle (post X-2) CLOSE FRIENDS :  all the other guardians, plus Yuna, really, especially Wakka and Rikku; a part of me really wants to add Clasko to this, too, while he’s obviously not as close as the others, for Tidus. RELATIONSHIP STATUS :  single, then in a relationship with Yuna DRIVER’S LICENSE :  Dream Zanarkand had cars and all but I guess he never got a license back there, and that kind of stuff just don’t exist in Spira; he has the chocobo riding license! CRIMINAL RECORD :  by Spiran Temple standards and teachings, he’s accused of heresy for having entered the sacred Cloisters when still not a guardian twice; he’s also accused of having conspired with Al Bhed and joined their insurrection back at Home, and of having interrupted an important Yevon matrimony in the holy capital. He’s probably also accused of having opposed and most likely killed warrior monks during the wedding crash, not to count Guado guards in Macalania and Home. He escaped prison and became a ‘most wanted’, too, with a bounty on his head. Plus, opposing Yunalesca and Yu Yevon could be associated with (Spiran/Yevonite) blasphemy -- despite them really being both the bad guys of the situation here. I guess the accusations all fall with the crisis of the Temple Spira faces and the disappearance of Sin but... god, Tidus... [update: I’ve been reminded in my notes I forgot to mention he did partake in the murder of Seymour, a Maester of Yevon, and of his accusations of treason, not to mention the fact Spira did believe Tidus and the others had killed Kinoc too. The situation just keeps getting worse HAHA ]

MISCELLANEOUS.

CHARACTER THEME SONG :  here it is because I’m basic, in 4 different, beautiful versions HOBBIES TO PASS THE TIME :  swimming, playing blitzball, cooking and eating, reading Al Bhed primers, practising fighting and time-related spells, napping, daydreaming MENTAL ILLNESS :  anxiety disorders, fear of abandonment PHYSICAL ILLNESS :  none

tagged by  @baajisms​ aaa ty! <33 tagging:  okay, steal this from me and if you do tag me because i wanna read your muse’s criminal records now ahaha

[tuanyiems]

The Space Between Your Fingers 01

Mark Tuan x OC Genre: Fluff; High school AU! Words: 2.5k [Masterlist] [Series Masterlist] a/n: Thank you to everyone who voted! I’ve decided to pick this story back up and post it. Fair warning though, I wrote this a few years ago before Bambam and Yugy glowed up lol So they’re quite cute in this haha...ALSO! I’m following the Korean high school system in this story, which goes from 10th through 12th and begins in the spring ^^  - Ch. 1: The First Meeting Go Ahnmi stood behind Yugyeom, as if she were trying to sink into his shadow. But Yugyeom took hold of her shoulders and pushed her into the circle of guys awaiting her. “Guys, this is my older cousin, Go Ahnmi. She’s transferring to our school tomorrow,” he explained to the other six guys standing before her like towers. They all sent smiles her way, although Ahnmi could only stare at her shoes. She slowly raised her head, not looking at anyone in particular. “H-Hi,” she half-mumbled. “Cute!” one of the guys cooed loudly. He stepped in front of her, bending slightly to meet her eye level. “My name is Jackson! What year are you?” Ahnmi squirmed under the sudden eye contact. She looked away only to meet eyes with another pale-faced, handsome boy, making her even more nervous. She stepped back towards Yugyeom, almost leaning on him. He gave her another nudge. “Um, I’m a 96-er. I’ll be a 2ndyear.” “Hey, you’ll be in my grade then! We might even be classmates. My name is Choi Youngjae!” another guy introduced cheerfully. Ahnmi glanced up to see a boy smiling happily, his brown hair was tousled messily and his eyes were curled into little crescents. Ahnmi mustered up a small smile towards him. “Youngjae-sshi…nice to meet you.” Jackson burst out into a sudden squeal. “She’s so cute!”

She blushed, staring back down at her shoes. The guy beside Jackson chuckled. He had neat, black hair and was dressed just as neatly in his cardigan and button up. He squeezed Jackson’s arms firmly. “Please ignore him, Jackson is…very friendly. I’m Park Jinyoung by the way. Jackson and I are both seniors.” Another guy who had been standing quietly in front of her cleared his throat. “My name is Im Jaebum. I’m a third year also. Please feel free to rely on us.” He bowed slightly causing the flustered Ahnmi to bow 90 degrees. “Sunbae,” she said softly. Jackson clapped his hands in excitement, trying to contain another squeal. “Hi!” the next boy spoke up. “I’m Bambam! I’m a first year like Yugyeom.” Ahnmi raised her head to see a skinny boy smiling shyly towards her. She smiled and gave him a nod. “I’ve seen Bambam before.” He looked surprised, grinning even more now. “Really? How?” “Yugyeom, he texted me a picture,” she explained carefully, trying not to notice the intense stares from all the guys around her. Bambam tilted his head curiously. Hesitantly, Ahnmi raised her arms halfway up and diagonally. She bent her head into the crook of her arm, then looked up to find all the guys laughing loudly. “Dab?” “Dab!” “DAB DAB!” “Bambam is always dabbing!” “Yeah, it’s true, I am,” Bambam admitted easily, laughing in embarrassment with the guys. Ahnmi smiled quietly, raising her head more courageously. “Hey,” the last guy to speak said, trying to settle down the laughing guys. Ahnmi turned slightly, meeting eyes with the handsome guy from before. He smiled as their eyes met. He had a cap on backwards so that his light brown hair peaked out just slightly from underneath. “I’m Mark Tuan.” Ahnmi nodded her head, waiting for more to come but he was already looking away. “Ah,” Ahnmi said, realizing he was done talking. She bowed towards him. “Nice to meet you, Mark.” “Yah! Are you blushing?!” Yugyeom called her out suddenly. Ahnmi turned red in the face at the sudden reproach from her cousin. Jinyoung sighed. “Of course, no one can resist Mark’s handsomeness.” he smiled reassuringly at her. “It’s okay. I’m a guy and still feel butterflies sometimes.” Mark laughed at this response. Jackson walked over and took Ahnmi’s arm, pulling her further away from Mark and towards his and Jinyoung’s side. “Look Ahnmi,” Jackson ushered her to look up at Mark’s face, who was still laughing. “Don’t let that face fool you, he’s actually the oldest out of all of us!” Ahnmi made a small gasp and bowed towards him again. “Sunbae.” The guys broke out into laughter again, Jackson jumping up and down with Jinyoung while screaming “cute” over and over. Ahnmi blushed, staring at her shoes again, not knowing what to do. She turned to her cousin. Yugyeom patted her shoulder. “Don’t worry Ahnmi, these guys are probably the craziest ones in the school. If you can survive them then school is going to be a breeze.” Youngjae walked over to her, nodding. “That’s true, especially Jackson. If you can survive Jackson then all the other guys will be like nothing. Plus, I’ll be there to help you too. We’re buddies now!” Ahnmi smiled at Youngjae’s brightness. She was really glad Yugyeom had such nice friends. She turned to Yugyeom, rubbing his arm apologetically. “Sorry you have to take care of me like this even though I’m supposed to be the older one. In the future, I hope you can rely on me more.” Yugyeom chuckled, “I’m holding you to that Ahnmi. You’re gonna be my black knight!” Youngjae laughed. “Yugyeom, why do you look like a giant next to your black knight?” “Hey,” Yugyeom insisted, “these guys, their teasing is no joke. And besides, Ahnmi is a noona~!” “Urgh,” Youngjae grimaced at his sudden aegyo while Ahnmi chuckled to herself. “Maknae role really doesn’t suit you!” “Exactly, so you guys need to stop treating me like one!” Ahnmi smiled brightly now, amused by their bickering. “By the way, Noona,” Bambam called for her attention now. “That was a very weak dab.” Ahnmi covered her laugh. Yugyeom had been sending her pictures of Bambam every time he had a break in class, but she didn’t realize how adorable he was in real life. She smiled at Bambam. “Will you be my teacher then?” Bambam grinned with excitement. “You’re gonna be a dab-addict like me when I’m done teaching you!” “Hey, hey! Guys she’s talking!” Jackson screamed with excitement, bouncing between Jinyoung, Mark, and Jaebum before finally standing right in front of her and Bambam. “What are you guys doing?” Ahnmi glanced up at this bright, puppy-like boy, amused but slightly afraid of his sudden outbursts. The other boys leaned in closer, curiously. “I’m gonna teach her how to dab properly!” Bambam announced proudly. All the other guys groaned. “Don’t listen to him, Ahnmi,” Jinyoung insisted. “We can only handle one dab-addict.” Mark chuckled quietly to himself. “Can you imagine a dabbing Ahnmi?” Ahnmi blushed in embarrassment. Jackson and Jinyoung began joke-dabbing, causing Bambam to join them excitedly. Ahnmi couldn’t hold it in anymore. She began laughing openly, echoing the laughter that was all around her. Yugyeom gave her a pat on the back. “You’re gonna fit right in, Ahnmi ah.” - Mark stood in front of the house gate awkwardly. “Stupid Yugyeom,” he mumbled under his breath, kicking at a rock that was on the ground. The gate opened suddenly, a small Ahnmi rushing out in a beige sweater that looked too big for her and a navy pleated skirt. Her long wavy hair was tousled, looking like she barely had time to even smooth it out with her fingers. “I’m sorry, Sunbae!” she immediately bowed continuously his way. He tried to contain his laughter. “You can just call me Mark. I don’t care for honorifics.” He grabbed hold of her school bag and started walking. Ahnmi blushed. “M…Mark?” He looked at her to go on. She went back to staring at her shoes. “I’m sorry.” He sighed as she apologized again. See? Why would Yugyeom leave this poor girl on her first day of school? It’s not like he couldn’t just miss a morning of dance practice. She was family, after all. “I’m sorry,” Ahnmi repeated. “I should’ve checked the directions to school beforehand.” “Hey,” Mark said, bending slightly to meet her eye level. “No worries, okay? I live right across the street so it’s fine.” Ahnmi smiled shyly. “I-I can hold my own bag.” Mark tossed the bag over his shoulder so she couldn’t grab it from him. “I was once a newbie to this place too. It’s okay to receive help, you know.” Ahnmi nodded her head obediently, trying her best to keep up with Mark’s pace. “Remember to look up,” Mark added. “If you want to remember your way to school.” “Ah!” Ahnmi raised her head up in alarm, realizing that they had already walked for a while and she hadn’t been paying attention at all. She bit her finger with worry. How was she going to walk back home from school? Seeing the sudden concern on her face, he couldn’t help smiling. Jackson was right, this girl was extremely adorable. Even the way she was walking, looking like she was half-racing with him, was amusing. He debated to himself whether to slow down his pace or keep watching her struggle. He eventually walked slower for her. How was this shy little girl going to survive a practically all boy’s school? Her clumsy charm was definitely going to catch the eyes of all the guys. He wondered if she could handle all that attention. She could barely stand the attention from seven guys. He hoped the few girls that were at the school would take care of her. It didn’t help that she was so shy. She didn’t seem like a city girl at all. “Directions are more straightforward here than in the city,” he spoke up. She looked surprised at his sudden speaking but nodded her head. “It’s quieter,” she responded, almost in a whisper. She went back to staring pensively at her shoes only to jerk her head suddenly again so she could see where they were walking. He almost broke out into laughter after seeing that. The second-year boys were in for a surprise. He wondered if there were even any second-year girls. The school had only become a co-ed school this year so the handful of girls that did enroll were first-years. Wow, if Ahnmi is the only girl in her grade…Mark couldn’t even begin to imagine how wild the boys would be around her. “Are you,” Ahnmi suddenly began, “Are you in any afterschool clubs?” “No,” he replied. He paused, then added, “so don’t worry about getting back home. You’re probably going to have seven guys escorting you back today.” She smiled shyly, playing with the edges of her sleeves that went past her hands. She looked up at him cautiously again. She gestured for her bag. “I-I can hold…” But he held the bag at a distance from her still. “Second-year boys are really,” his voice trailed off. Ahnmi tilted her head curiously. He patted her head with a sigh, fixing the hairs that were sticking out. “Just…prepare yourself before we head in.” Ahnmi nodded her head, even more worried now. If only Yugyeom was her age, they could’ve been in the same class. She wished she was a first year student instead. “We’re here,” Mark spoke up, handing her, her bag finally. “What’s your classroom number?” “2B.” Mark smiled, feeling a little more at ease.  “2B is a fun class.” Ahnmi smiled to herself as they walked up the stairs to the second floor. Rather than a fun class, she would just be happy to have a class that liked her, or at the very least, didn’t hate her. She bowed again to Mark when they were at the entrance to 2B. “Thank you, M-ark…sunbae.” He smiled again, amused at her inability to choose what to call him. He nodded for her to go inside. “Good luck,” he whispered kindly before she entered the classroom. Mark laughed while walking to his own class as 2B exploded into a succession of shouts and laughter. She was going to need a lot of luck. - Ahnmi took a sharp inhale when she was greeted by all the boys with shouts of surprise and excitement. “Daebak!” “Yah, 2B just won the lottery!” “WE WON! WE WON!” “AHHH! She’s cute too!” “HEY! What’s your name?!” Ahnmi bit her finger nervously, looking to the teacher for help. The tired looking teacher tried to hush the boys, only to look at Ahnmi apologetically. “Don’t mind the boys,” he said. “They’re just happy to be having a new classmate. Would you like to introduce yourself?” Ahnmi nodded her head shyly before walking up to the blackboard. When she grabbed the chalk, the whole class went quiet. Her back felt tense from all the eyes she knew were on her. She carefully wrote her name. “Wow, even her handwriting is cute,” someone whispered. She wondered to herself if she could just stay with her back to them forever. “My buddy~” a familiar voice called out. Ahnmi turned quickly to see a smiling Youngjae. She returned the smile, relieved to see a face that she recognized. “Yah!” “Who do you think you are, Youngjae?” “Why do you get to be her buddy?” The class broke into another fit of shouts and laughter before the teacher clapped for their attention again. He turned to Ahnmi to continue her introduction. “H-hi,” she began. The guys Ooo-ed and Ahh-ed after hearing her voice for the first time. “My name is Go Ahnmi. I recently moved here from Seoul.” “Oooh! A city girl!” Ahnmi blushed shyly, but willed herself to look up. She locked eyes with Youngjae who nodded his head encouragingly. “Umm, I’m new to this school and this town, so please bear with me. In the future…” she paused before breaking out into a smile, still looking only at Youngjae. “I hope we can all be buddies.” The class began hollering in excitement. “I’m Mr. Kim,” the teacher said to her. “Welcome to the class Ahnmi. Since it seems you know Youngjae, you can sit in the back desk next to him.” The rest of the class groaned with jealousy as Youngjae laughed. “Cute outfit,” Youngjae greeted her as she sat down. Ahnmi smiled at him. “It’s Yugyeom’s sweater.” He laughed, throwing his whole head back. “Looks like it too!” She fingered her sleeves timidly, looking down at her oversized sweater. “I wanted to match with the school uniform.” “Oh, that’s right, the girls don’t have a uniform yet. They might not make a second-year uniform,” Youngjae spoke aloud thoughtfully. “I think you might be the only second-year girl.” Ahnmi looked up at him nervously. She didn’t know if she could handle sticking out so much. “Should I wear a guy’s uniform then?” Youngjae burst out laughing. “I don’t think they come in your size, Ahnmi.” The boys around them turned their heads, looking enviously at the easygoing Youngjae. “Stop flirting, Youngjae!” the boy in front of Ahnmi turned to them and scowled.

Youngjae stood up suddenly. “It’s not flirting! I’m making her comfortable because that’s what friends do!” Ahnmi looked at Youngjae with awe. She wished she could speak so freely like him. She looked at the desk mate in front of her. He was a pretty skinny guy wearing thick, round glasses and had straight brown hair that swept at the side of his face. She courageously made eye contact with him. “I-I like your glasses,” Ahnmi commented quietly. The guy turned quickly back around, his ears turning red. The boys laughed happily. Youngjae looked at Ahnmi cheerfully. “The class atmosphere has become a lot better now that you’re here.” Ahnmi exhaled deeply, glad that things were going well so far. -

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Vongola Vigilantes (3/?)

Based on this post I made a while ago, or you know, just this:

“…instead of Class 1-A and the Vongola 10th gen being the same age, the Vongola are a long established vigilante group that’s a pain in police’s and villain’s sides (most heroes either have neutral opinions or quietly agree with the Vongola) while Izuku loves them and is their number one fanboy.”

Parts 1 / 2 / 3 / ?

Also on AO3

Izuku is in awe when he enters Yuuei on his first day. It feels like a dream more than anything, “it” being the last couple months of his life. Never in his wildest dreams would he theorize that All Might actually shrunk into a skeleton of a man because of a near fatal injury. Never would he theorize that All Might’s quirk is transferable. Even if Izuku did, Izuku wouldn’t dare to even hope that All Might would give his quirk to a quirkless “Deku” like him.

But that is what his life has become. All Might is just Yagi Toshinori, a frail assistant at All Might’s agency. One For All has been passed to seven others before Izuku. All Might gave Midoriya “Deku” Izuku One For All.

If it wasn’t for the slime villain on that day, Izuku might still be crying in his room about not being able to be a hero. Maybe he would have eventually taken that swan-dive off the roof. But that doesn’t matter because Midoriya Izuku is a student at Yuuei under the underground hero Eraserhead with nineteen others.

Sure, things start out rough with almost getting kicked out on the first day because of the quirk appraisal tests and with the villain-hero simulation training against Kacchan - who still hates him - but Izuku has friends.

At least he hopes they’re his friends.

Iida Tenya is a bit stiff - almost like a robot - but he’s nice. He looks out for Izuku and doesn’t seem to be forcing himself to interact with Izuku. Even if Iida does misunderstand some of his actions by tacking on hidden meanings.

Uraraka Ochako is the first girl he’s talked to for more than half a minute. That’s one of the reasons why Izuku is stiff around her, but also because Uraraka is so cheerful and bright all the time. It’s something he’s not used to - especially when she says his “nickname” from Kacchan sounds like “do your best”.

But it’s not just them who are accepting of him. The class seems to be really open to getting to know Izuku. He enjoys the talk the class has in the bus on their way to the USJ, ignoring when Asui Tsuyu told him his quirk resembles All Might’s quirk, he actual feels like he’s part of a class for once.

He walks into the USJ, excited to start the rescue training with the Space Hero: Thirteen as a supervisor. What he gets are villains infiltrating the USJ with blocked communication to the outside, his classmates and himself scattered across the USJ, and some method the villains have that will apparently kill All Might.

Yup, this is what his life has become.

Izuku’s heart has been pounding almost constantly since he has been at Yuuei. Kacchan hasn’t changed: hates him and still violent. He meets and interacts with Pro Heroes he’s only seen from afar. Social interaction is a struggle. There are real villains in front of him.

He thinks nothing could make this situation worse. So, when he finds himself on a boat in the flood zone filled with hostiles with Asui Tsuyu and Mineta Minoru and there’s a sudden flash of indigo fire-like substance that flares to life before their very eyes and a tall masked figure steps out of, Izuku swears he pees a little. The white mask has the familiar emblem of a clam and crossed rifle bullets and the design of blue rain - a mask he’s only seen in videos, yet he’s seeing it in real life. Today. At Yuuei’s USJ. When villains are attacking his school.

Distorted cheerful laughter fills the stunned silence the students are in and the figure throws a sharp katana over his shoulders casually, “Hey there kiddos! What’s going on?” he asks as he’s talking to old friends.

Mineta is the first to snap out of it, though his reaction isn’t favorable. Mineta shrieks from behind Izuku’s leg and when did he get there? and yells, “T-THA! Y-YOU-YOU’RE!” and proceeds to foam at the mouth before collapsing onto the wet deck.

Asui’s face almost looks as indifferent as always, but there is a crease in between her eyes as she stares down the masked man.

The masked man looks down at the collapsed purple haired hero-in-training and laughs sheepishly, “Maybe we overdid it with the dramatics,” he says as he rubs at the back of his head.

“You’re Asari. With the Vongola.” It’s not a question when Asui finally speaks but the vigilante still answers.

“Yup!” the vigilante answers cheerfully. “Didn’t you think you kids would recognize me, honestly.” He turns his head out to the water where the villains are waiting, “Do you mind telling me what’s going on?”

Izuku stutters several times, trying to find a place to start when the vigilante puts a hand on his shoulder and says, “I would pick your purple friend up first, the boat is going to get attacked.”

Izuku blanks for a long moment because Asari of the VONGOLA is touching him ohmygawd before Asui yells, “Midoriya-chan!”

That’s all it takes for Izuku to grab Mineta’s limp body and cling to the side of the boat as it splits in half.

“Haha! He’s pretty strong down there!” Asari laughs as he peers over the side of the boat, looking completely unruffled as he stands on his own two feet, not holding onto anything. “The way we are now, we won’t last more than a couple minutes!”

Izuku stares at Asari incredulously. He can’t believe it. Maybe Asari doesn’t recognize the seriousness of the situation. Maybe Asari is denying that there are villains coming after their lives, just like Mineta. But Asari continues to laugh and laugh as he looks down into the water.

Izuku’s fingernails dig into his palms. “Asari-san, those villains are after our lives,” he whispers, his eyes glued to Asari’s dress shoes because he doesn’t have to courage to look the powerful man in the eyes.

Asari doesn’t stop laughing, “Haha, is that right?”

Something snaps in Izuku. “We’re students here to do rescue training for the first time. There are villains who have scattered my classmates all over the USJ and there are sure to be more villains with them. The villains have some kind of method to defeat the number one hero,” Izuku’s voice has becoming louder and angrier with each word. He snaps his head up, his eyes blazing to look where Asari’s eyes should be. “And you’re laughing?!” he finally shouts.

Asari stops and turns to Izuku, his body no longer relaxed, but not exactly tense as the mask bores into him.

“Midoriya-chan,” Asui says to him, “Don’t forget that Asari is a vigilante. The Vongola follow their own justice,” she reminds calmly, “He may be here to take us out too.”

Izuku feels like he’s struck by lightning, suddenly looking at one of his idols with distrustful eyes. He steps backwards, half stepping to the left to block Asui partially from view. The vigilante doesn’t move for a moment, simply staring back at the two hero hopefuls.

Then there's laughter, “You're not wrong! But the Vongola are here for that man with those hands all over his body among others. We just so happen to not adhere to the murder of children,” he says so casually that Izuku is sure there's a smile on his face under his mask as he talks about killing. “So,” Asari quickly sobers, “Do you have a plan?”

Izuku thinks this is what whiplash feels like. “Us?” he asks, “You’re asking us for a plan?”

Asari nods enthusiastically, “Why not? I’ll follow your plans to a T; do you have one?”

Izuku can't believe this is his life. His mentor and favorite hero has been threatened with death, the boat he's on is slowly sinking to where villains are waiting, and there's a vigilante asking him for plan.

Asui is looking at Asari warily still but she doesn’t say anything to refuse Asari’s help.

“Yeah,” Izuku says after a shuddering breath, “I do.”

Explosions shake the landslide zone that Todoroki Shouto is in as he watches with wide eyes as vigilante G of the Vongola throws dynamite into the air at villains, dynamite that seemingly comes out of nowhere. Shouto’s hair flies out everywhere each time a dynamite goes off and he suddenly understands why G ties his hair in a ponytail. Hagakure Tooru is next to him, invisible as always and trembling.

“T-That's G… am I dreaming Todoroki-kun?” Hagakure stutters, her gloved hands clasped onto his left elbow.

Shouto slowly shakes his head, just as unable to comprehend what’s happening as her.

“I have no idea what's going on,” he tells her truthfully.

Hagakure is suddenly very still, “Are we safe? G may be defeating the villains and all, but he's still a vigilante. Should we run?”

Shouto contemplates the suggestion for a second before shaking his head, “No, we'd just be caught in the explosions… and G knows we have quirks, but he still keeps his back turned towards us. I don't think he considers us his enemy.”

Hagakure relaxes, just a bit, before the explosions seem to stop and the dust starts to clear, “What's happening?” she whispers, the area suddenly very quiet.

Shouto shakes his head once again when the smoke finally clears to show a hunched over G, holding a limp villain up by the collar of her shirt. His voice is modulated so they don’t actually hear his voice but the gruffness G carries with him is clear. “What did those bastards give you to get you to do this shit?” G growls.

The villain seems to have a transformation quirk because her hands shift back from claws as blood leaks from her mouth. Blood gurgles as she speaks. “Most men take me out to dinner before grabbing at my chest,” she snarks despite the severe pain she is likely in.

G drops her and ruthlessly steps onto her chest with his expensive dress shoes, it’s a brand Shouto recognizes in the back of his head as the villain screams into the quiet zone. “I’m not here to play your fucking games. Someone paid you to attack children. I don’t care what kind of person you are, nothing can justify harming children. I should kill you right here.”

She shrieks, “You killed my friends! You and your little group are just like us!” She laughs hysterically, “That’s right! I know who you are! You kill people left and right just because they pissed you off! I don’t see how that makes us any different!” She points to Shouto and Hagakure. Hagakure grips Shouto’s elbow harder and there’s a little yelp. “You’re threatening and torturing me in front of those children you’re here to save! What does that make you?!” she yells.

G is silent as he looks down at her, his foot still on her chest, for a long moment not saying anything. She’s giggling to herself, having given in to her fate.

G sighs loudly and looks up, “Hey brats.”

Hagakure completely moves to hide behind Shouto and he lets her, meeting G head on, “Yes?” Shouto asks tensely.

G stares at them before he gestures lazily towards the exit of the landslide zone, “Head outside and wait for me at the entrance. If villains attack you, come back for me and I’ll take care of the shitbags. I’ll take you to the rest of your little friends when I’m done here.”

The villain laughs again, “You can’t hide them from all the shit you do Vongola! You’re just creating a false sense of safety. If these brats are actually going to be heroes they’re going to see this every day for the rest of their lives!” she crows.

Shouto can’t help but stare at the villain as she laughs so badly that her whole body shakes with the laughs.

Hagakure tugs at Shouto’s sleeve, “We should go Todoroki-kun.”

Shouto lets Hagakure lead him to the exit, stepping over villains as they go, but there’s something that he can’t quite shake.

G is watching them leave, making sure that no villains try to attack them is what Shouto thinks.

He plants his feet at the exit and Hagakure lets out a surprised noise, “Todoroki...kun?”

Shouto looks up and meets G’s mask that is looking right at him. Shouto really shouldn’t say this. He really shouldn’t. G is a vigilante, there’s no guarantee that he won’t kill Shouto for not listening. G is a vigilante, he could take his own action. G is a vigilante, he won’t believe Shouto. There are too many ears. Villains who aren’t quite unconscious could hear Shouto. Hagakure would undoubtedly hear Shouto. No one would believe Shouto. Shouto wouldn’t believe Shouto.

But Shouto looks up, meets where G’s eyes are supposed to be, and says, “She’s wrong.”

G stays silent before he tilts his head down to look at the villain then to Shouto, understanding. He snorts, “I’m a criminal kid. A hero shouldn’t really be encouraging a vigilante.” G states it like a fact, something he already accepted.

Shouto frowns and squares his shoulders, “You may break the law, but only to do good,” Shouto hesitates but he knows his tongue will only feel heavier if he doesn’t say this now, “You, the Vongola, are more heroic than my father will ever be.”

Hagakure gasps behind Shouto but G doesn’t seem to react physically, only letting out a huffed laugh and saying something in Italian.

Shouto turns on his heel and exits the USJ. It takes a second but Hagakure follows close after.

They settle against the side of the entrance, hidden from view.

No words are exchanged between the two hero hopefuls.

Kaminari Denki thought he was doing a pretty great job holding his quirk back from potentially hurting Jirou Kyouka and Yaoyorozu Momo. It gets even easier to fight when Yaoyorozu makes a rubber blanket to cover her and Jirou so Denki can use his ultimate attack.

But even in his dumbed-out stage he knows they're screwed. There's a villain with an electricity quirk holding him hostage and Jirou and Yaoyorozu can't do anything to save him. Denki may have electricity as his quirk but too much electricity in the right place can kill even him.

Jirou had tried a sneak attack but ultimately, both the villain and the students are at a standstill.

“Goddamnit,” a voice grumbles from a distance. “He thinks it's so funny sending me to the opposite side of the zone!” the voice is irritated and slowly getting closer, with a strange static quality to it. “And I can't even tell him off later, the asshole would stab me,” the voice is much closer now as if the owner of the voice was right around the-

A head of green hair steps around the corner with a strangely familiar mask, a mask Denki can’t quite remember why is so familiar. “Oh look, takes me a solid five minutes to get over here because of you Daemon! And look! One of the students is held captive!” the masked figure yells up into the ceiling of the USJ like some sort of maniac.

The villain starts to shake Denki, “You! What are you doing here Vongola!” he says the last word like a curse.

Jirou gapes, “Romeo… Vongola’s youngest member…”

Yaoyorozu is immediately on guard, “A vigilante?”

Denki is struggling to remember what a vigilante is and why Vongola and Romeo ring a bell.

Romeo sighs and runs a hand through his green spikes, “You know what? I'm done with this bullshit,” he points a hand at the villain holding Denki, “Let the kid go or face the consequences.”

The villain lets out a laugh, “Face the consequences? What is this? One of those old movies? Yeah right-AHHHHH!”

There's a sudden green light that flashes next to Denki's face.

Denki feels the liquid that splashes on his face before he registers that he had been dropped.

“Kaminari-kun!” Yaoyorozu yells and Denki puts an uncoordinated hand to his face and looks at his hand.

“Buh… bluh….blood…” he gets out when Jirou grabs him by the shoulders and throws him behind her, using herself as a shield. “Don't come near us Romeo!” she yells protectively.

Denki is going to have to thank Jirou after he’s charged up again.

Denki blinks again and looks past Jirou to see a small black object on the ground he can’t make out surrounded by blood. Beside it is the villain who held him captive yelling in pain as he clutches at an arm that looks shorter than normal.

Romeo, who had been watching the villain squirm, turns his head to look at them as if he’s only just remembered that they were still there. “Oh. Well, you're safe kiddoes so get over to your teachers while the villains here can't stop you,” his voice sounds like he’s done with the world: exhausted by everything.

“And how do we know you won't try to cut our limbs off just like that villain?” are Yaoyorozu’s fighting words.

Romeo stops and sighs loudly, “A-re, a-re, I didn't you think you kids would be such a pain. I cut off his arm off because he was holding a child hostage. We don't take kindly to people like that.”

With that he turns without a glance back, moving towards a clump of villains nearby and nudging them with his dress shoes, “Hey. You alive?”

“Yaoyorozu, we should move. If he wanted us gone he could have done that in an instance. We need to get Kaminari to safety.”

“...Fine… let's go.”

Denki blubbers as he’s placed in a cart and pulled away.

“EXTREME!”

Ojiro Mashirao winces as the man wearing the familiar mask punches his way through a villain with a monstrous yell, yet again. Mashirao has so many questions that he isn’t sure would get through to the knuckle headed man.

Mashirao turns his mind back a couple minutes as he follows Knuckle through holes and inadvertently watching the vigilante’s back.

Mashirao is sent to the fire zone, because of course he is. He is literally thrown into a room out of a black mist portal and his tail is badly burned in a patch of fire. Mashirao mourns his fur but is quickly thrust into action because voices he doesn’t recognize are yelling to “find the damn Yuuei brats”.

Mashirao is injured, outnumbered, and currently without allies in a perilous environment he’s never been it. Mashirao lets out a dry laugh and quotes a dead meme that would make his classmate, Kaminari, proud, “Improvise,” he huffs as he sneaks through the burning building, “Adapt,” he whispers when he hears villains approaching, “Overcome,” he grunts as he drop kicks a villain in the head and flips the other out a window.

Minutes seem to pass as he takes out villain after villain. Mashirao wonders how there are so many villains. Mashirao worries that he can’t find any of his classmates around.

But Mashirao isn't stupid so he doesn't call out, trying to get rid of the villains as quietly as possible, practically fighting quirkless because his tail is out of commission. It helps that the cackling fire covers most of the noise he makes. It doesn’t help that all the villains seem to have fire or smoke orientated quirks and are used to the environment.

And then, when Mashirao encounters a large group of villains and curses that his luck has run out, thinking that he could have maybe handled them if his tail was in top condition, the wall to the right of Mashirao and the left of the villains cave in and debris knocks a couple of the villains out for the count.

For a second, Mashirao is panicking because he can’t handle a villain as powerful as someone who can break in a wall with ease. In the next second, he can’t feel anything because the loud scream of “EXTREME” shakes him to his core.

Mashirao gapes as the mountain of a man punches his way through villains with powerful shouts and grunts. The suit clad man fights not only with power but incredible technique so that the villains are down in seconds.

Fluidly, the man turns to Mashirao and Mashirao flinches, stepping into a ready stance, hiding his injured tail behind his body. “What are you doing here?” he asks with more courage than he has.

The man stops for a moment before slipping his hand into his dress pants pockets and pulling out a silver object. “You’re an extreme student of Yuuei, correct?” he asks loudly, but it’s not a roar. It’s just a question, asked very loudly.

Mashirao is tempted not to answer.

Instead, Mashirao asks his own question again, “Knuckle from the Vongola, why are you here?”

There’s a shift in Knuckle and boisterous laughter fills the room, charming despite the mechanical twist to it, “Oh, so you do know who I extremely am! That makes this easier!” He calms himself and lifts the silver object, a scalpel Mashirao sees now, and says, “You’re injured koukousei! Let me take extreme care of that!”

Knuckle steps forward again and Mashirao jerks violently, switching into a more suitable stance against the boxer vigilante. Knuckle stops and takes in the change in stance quietly. “We aren’t here for you.” Knuckle finally says in a quieter voice, “But you’re injured while in an extremely precarious situation. If you want to get out of this, koukousei, then you need to trust me for the time being.”

Mashirao hesitates, his resolve wavering. In truth, Mashirao is torn on his opinion of the Vongola. They’re doing good, yes, but they’re also breaking the law. Mashirao is considering his options in the short amount of peace he’s been given since entering the fire zone.

There’s the sound of something cracking and Mashirao can only stare with wide eyes as a villain drops in from the ceiling with a scythe of all things aimed right at Mashirao’s head.

The scythe comes closer and closer to Mashirao’s face and he’s desperately trying to duck and lean back at the same time to escape but it’s too close and ohnoMashiraoisgoingtodiebeforehe’sevensavedanyone-

There’s another sound of something cracking and it happens like it’s slow motion. Knuckle’s fist is breaking all the bones in the villain’s torso with a single punch and each break is clear in Mashirao’s ears.

Time goes back to normal and Knuckle towers over Mashirao as the villain is thrown through four walls and probably out of the fire zone.

Surprisingly gentle hands are on his shoulders and shakes him, “Are you extremely okay koukousei?”

Mashirao looks into the eye holes of the Vongola signature mask and nods shakily, “Yeah… thank you,” he whispers.

Knuckle’s eyes light up and he shifts his body to the side so that Mashirao can see all of Knuckle’s body and lifts his yellow energy lit scalpel to Mashirao’s tail and there’s immediate relief.

A shaky breath leaves Mashirao’s mouth when Knuckle finally steps away. “Koukousei, I’ll be going through the zone to get rid of the extreme villains. It would be extreme if you joined me and watched my back!” Knuckle says with returned energy.

Mashirao nods, “Sure.”

That brings Mashirao to where he is now, and he still has so many questions.

Tokoyami Fumikage and Kouda Kouji are under some cover when the screams of villains reach their ears.

Sure, the two of them had to punch their way through a portion of villains while trying to get under something big enough to cover them, but they know enough to know that they're the only students in the Downpour Zone. Kouda’s quirk is remarkably useful when rats are around, Fumikage notes to himself. It doesn't make sense to hear villains screaming when the two of them are huddling together.

Kouda starts gesturing and it's clear and well-practiced enough to know what he's asking. “Should we check it out?”

Fumikage frowns, “That’s probably not wise. I could try to have Dark Shadow scope out the area but he's…” There’s too much at stake. Dark Shadow mouths off at the worst of times and is always looking for a fight, especially in such a dark area. Dark Shadow would just get them into more trouble.

Dark Shadow resents that.

When Fumikage trails off, Kouda raises his hands to his mouth and lets out a low whine.

Immediately mice come out of the undergrowth to answer his call again and he whispers something low to them before they run off.

Fumikage watches in awe, “Amazing. How long do we have to wait-”

He gets cut off as the mice come back, squealing in what seems like fright.

“Huh? What's the big deal?” Dark Shadow asks impatiently as they watch Kouda go pale.

Kouda blinks multiple times before whispering, “Alaude… is here.”

“Alaude? As in the Vongola Vigilante?!” Dark Shadow asks loudly, out of shock most likely, but Fumikage can't help but hiss when the sounds of a fight die down just as his quirk yells out. This is exactly what Fumikage didn’t want.

They all go deathly quiet when the rustling of bushes reaches their ears.

The mice that had previously clung to Kouda flee into the undergrowth, not even Kouda’s presence and pleas keeping them there.

The footsteps are now clearer against the wet ground.

Fumikage curses his quirk in his head and flares Dark Shadow close behind him to potentially protect him and Kouda if needed but also so that Dark Shadow won’t give them away immediately.

The footsteps are even closer.

Then a bush to their right moves and all they can see is the familiar mask of the Vongola with purple clouds on them and a mechanical voice speaking directly at them. “Herbivores,” Alaude says dully like a half-assed greeting.

Dark Shadow flares out immediately against Fumikage’s will, “I take offense to that! Fumi may be obsessed with apples but I love salmon!”

Fear strikes through Fumikage and he can see the pure terror on Kouda’s face at Dark Shadow’s unrestrained yell. Despite the darkness, Fumikage tries to wrangle Dark Shadow down. Despite Dark Shadow being the two’s only offense, Fumikage tries to wrangle Dark Shadow down. Despite the unbridled fear, he’s dragging Dark Shadow into him.

There’s a huff from the dangerous and viciously violently vigilante and he turns on his heels, “Remain there until I say so, herbivores,” Alaude says as he walks away, “You will not be bitten to death today.”

And just like Alaude had come, Alaude is gone. Calm footsteps leave them, and the sounds of fighting continue.

Kouda collapses on his butt next to him and Fumikage can’t believe what just happened. Dark Shadow is practically yelling into his ear from the inside to let him out, but Kouda’s hysteric giggles is the only thing he can really process.

Fumikage wants to do the exact same thing.

And so, he does.

“Did that really just happen?”

Kouda nods his head up and down as if to shake his head from the fever dream they stepped into.

It doesn’t work.

Kirishima Eijirou is running on adrenaline to ignore the fact that he’s fighting real-life villains by the time Bakugou Katsuki and him have managed to knock all of them out.

“That’s all of ‘em,” Bakugou huffs, “Buncha wimps.”

Eijirou turns to Bakugou, “Great! Now let’s hurry and go help the others. If we’re still here, I bet everyone else is also still in the USJ. I’m worried about the guys who don’t really have ways to attack,” he says stepping around unconscious villains collapsed at their feet in the collapsed zone, “Thirteen-sensei probably has his hands full because we rushed ahead like that,” guilt hits him, “None of this would’ve happened if we’d just let him suck in the mist guy. As men, we have to take responsibility-”

“If that’s what you want, then go ahead,” Bakugou interrupts with a scowl, “I’m gonna beat the warp gate guy to a pulp!”

“Huh?!” Eijirou can’t believe what he’s hearing, “You’re pulling that immature crap at a time like this? Normal attacks won’t work on him anyways!”

“Shut up!” Bakugou shouts back at him, “He’s how these shitheads are getting around. Bring him down at they’ll have nowhere to run! Anyways! It’s not like I don’t have a way to beat him!”

“Yes, keep talking! Let your guard down!”

Eijirou barely has time to react before the villain that was rushing at Bakugou with a knife is suddenly face first into the ground and Bakugou talks as if nothing had interrupted him, “I mean, if all they’re sending us are these idiots, we should be fine.”

Eijirou gapes, thinking to himself “great reflexes”, but his thoughts are immediately echoed.

“Oya oya, such great reflexes,” a voice muses from all directions around them, “And I thought you would be a reckless hothead that lacks awareness. Interesting.”

“Who the fuck is that? Show yourself!” Bakugou grows menacingly into the air, sparks in his hands.

Eijirou gapes, “Wait, I know that voice!” because he does.

“Kufufu, so you’ve heard of me.”

The voice comes from behind them at Eijirou’s heart is in his throat, “You’re… You’re Daemon!” and true to his words, the tall man with his blue hair and mask is standing there, trident in hand.

There’s wind that passes beside him and suddenly Bakugou is rushing at the vigilante.

“Bakugou don’t-!”

Bakugou catches Daemon by the mask and sets off rapid explosions on his face, eliciting a pained cry and Daemon collapses to the floor, the trident clattering as he claws at his neck. “How dare you?” Daemon cries in anguish.

Eijirou flails, “Bakugou, wasn’t that a bit overkill-?”

“Ah so you’re his keeper, hm?” there’s hand on Eijirou’s shoulder and when he blinks Daemon is gone and Bakugou has turned to him with wide eyes. “Keep your leash on your little pup tighter. He may just bite someone he can’t handle one day,” Daemon whispers in his ear.

Very briefly, Eijirou wonders what Daemon means by Bakugou’s “keeper” and the implications of that. But Eijirou knows this isn’t the time and he has to act.

Bakugou lunges again and Eijirou grabs the hand on his shoulder and hardens himself, “Get him Bakugou!”

There’s heat, slight pain, and ringing when Eijirou opens his eyes again and his surprised expression matches Bakugou’s when nothing is over his shoulder.

“How long will it take you realize that I’m not actually here, fledglings?” Daemon’s voice echoes from every corner of the room, “So you really are hot heads without any awareness.”

“Bastard!” Bakugou yells, “Come out from where you’re hiding!”

Daemon chuckles his signature laugh. “There’s no reason for me to. I’d prefer to not have my face blown up. I’m rather handsome you know,” and nothing is giving Daemon away.

Bakugou is getting angrier by the second and Eijirou is thinking, “Bakugou, if Daemon isn’t going to show himself then isn’t it just better to go help the others?”

Bakugou flinches, as if suddenly remembering what he originally intended to do and glares with his red eyes around the room. Eijirou waits on Bakugou with baited breath.

After what feels like eternity, Bakugou lets out a growl and starts to march towards the only exit only for the world to warp around them.

Eijirou feels sick to his stomach and the world tilts so that he barrels into Bakugou without meaning to.

“Sorry!” Eijirou yells and tries to pull himself away from Bakugou but there are snakes wrapping around them hissing at their every move. The space around them is a stark white that it hurts Eijirou’s eyes, so he looks towards Bakugou’s chest where his face is practically pressed against.

“What the hell?!” Bakugou yells, his hands flaring to life.

Daemon tuts from somewhere around them despite the world just being pure white, “If you harm my little pets they’ll inject you with their poison that’ll knock you out for weeks.”

Bakugou yells in frustration but Eijirou is relatively calmer. “Why are you doing this Daemon?” he asks, turning so he doesn’t speak directly into Bakugou’s chest.

Daemon pauses before letting out an annoyed sigh, “The little boss gave out orders so I’m just doing what I’m told.”

“Which is, you annoying fuck face?” Bakugou hisses into Eijirou’s spiked red hair.

Daemon hums, “Keep the innocent Yuuei students safe, if I remember correctly.”

There’s a pause and an indigo cloud shows up out of the white void and a familiar person is dropped into the white space with a shriek. “I’ve given you another fledgling so why don’t you three play nice while the adults handle the situation,” as Daemon finishes speaking his voice begins to fade and the figure peels himself off a surface of the white space.

Eijirou stares with wide eyes, “Aoyama?”

Aoyama Yuuga turns to face the two tied together and flashes them a sparkling smile, “Are you two perhaps-”

“Don’t you even fucking finish that sentence you sparkling piece of shit!” Bakugou snarls, making Aoyama gulp and distance himself from Bakugou the best he can in their little jail.

Eijirou’s shoulders and neck are cramping up as he does his best to lean away from Bakugou but doesn’t complain, opting to ask, “What did Daemon do? Does he have a quirk like Yaoyorozu’s?”

“Oui!” Aoyama says, recovering quickly from his fear, “I was thinking much of the same!”

Bakugou scoffs, as if he can’t believe how stupid Eijirou and Aoyama are, “It’s illusions.”

Aoyama and Eijirou freeze.

“Quoi?”

Bakugou sighs, “Somehow he creates illusions that trick the minds of his opponents. That’s the only thing that makes sense. Once Daemon releases us we’ll probably still be in that room. Fucking bastard,” he cusses.

Eijirou can’t believe how smart Bakugou is to put that together.

Then another thought hits him, “Daemon said he and “the adults” would handle what’s happening?”

Aoyama realizes the same thing Eijirou does as soon as he finishes speaking and Bakugou had reached the same conclusion the moment Daemon had said it.

Daemon is either not the only Vongola in USJ or there are heroes at the scene.

Judging by the way they’re still in this illusion, if they believe Bakugou, the former is correct.

All seems lost. Thirteen has accidently sucked themself in because of the warp villain’s quirk. The only thing they can hope for is Iida Tenya to get outside the USJ and get help.

That’s the reason why Shouji Mezou wraps himself around the mist that is the warp villain, even if it feels like sandpaper against his skin as it struggles against him. He needs to buy time. Just enough to let Iida escape.

Mezou watches as the mist runs off and Uraraka Ochako manages to slap her hands on the gear of the villain and the mist floats up to the ceiling. Sero Hanta attaches his tape to the villain’s gear and uses the momentum to launch the villain farther.

It works, Mezou thinks incredulously. Iida is off and out of USJ to get help. All they all have to do is hold out against all those villains. Easier said than done. Mezou turns and prepares himself for some kind of fight, his limbs turning to ears and eyes to look out for anything coming their way.

Imagine his surprise when there’s an iron box that appears in the ceiling to where the mist is heading, and the box closes in on itself like magic, trapping the mist inside. The students gape.

“Please tell me you saw that too,” Satou Rikidou whispers.

Ashido Mina, still by Thirteen’s side, nods rapidly, paling, “Oh my god we’re going insane.”

“That would be my doing,” a female voice comments from behind them, “Thank you making Kurogiri’s capture easy. Are any of you injured?”

Satou, Mezou, Ashido, Sero, and Uraraka turn with wide eyes and see a petite woman with purple hair and a familiar mask on her face.

“...Sp..SPADE?!” Uraraka shrieks.

Mezou is just as surprised but forces one of his mouths to answer, “No… only Thirteen.”

Spade nods to herself and approaches Thirteen’s body, the side that Ashido isn’t on, slamming her trident into the ground and they watch with wide eyes as Thirteen’s suit mends itself before their very eyes, “It’s a temporary solution but it will keep Thirteen stable.”

Satou gapes, “What are you doing here?”

Spade tilts her head to the side a bit, “We do not condone any attacks to innocent minors.”

Sero is staring, “But how did you get here? How did you know the villains would be here?”

Mezou thanks Sero for asking the questions he couldn’t even think of.

Spade turns her head to Sero and seems to stare at him through the holes of her mask before saying, “That isn’t something I can disclose to you. But if you try to resist or attack me I will be forced to do to you what I did to Kurogiri.”

She says it so bluntly that it almost doesn’t seem like a threat, but it very clearly is when the iron box lands beside Spade and all they can hear is clunking from inside the box.

“My quirk!” Kurogiri cries, “What did you do?”

Spade tilts her head, almost mockingly, “Did you think that we wouldn’t do our own research? There’s a quirk inhibitor, the same they use for children with volatile quirks. You won’t be able to do anything from the inside.”

Chills run down Mezou’s spine as indigo flares around Spade for a brief second.

“Give it up. You deserve nothing less for bringing these children into a conflict that has nothing to do with them.”

Aizawa Shouta feels the panic hit hard as he goes through the villains around him. There are sounds of fighting from all sides of the USJ and the fact that there is such noise means his students are out there. Out there fighting. His inexperienced first year students who are only fifteen. His intervals of erasing are getting shorter and shorter and the ring leader has yet to make his move. All Shouta can hope for is someone getting back up from the outside.

Just because their little leader isn’t moving doesn’t mean Shouta trusts him not to move. So, when Shouta sees the hand covered male approach he slams into him. That’s his mistake.

Shouta’s elbow burns. Shouta has experienced pain before but nothing quite like this. The only thing keeping him up and fighting is the adrenaline distracting him from his disintegrating elbow. At least Shouta knows that the leader’s quirk is.

“Your quirk… it’s not good in long group battles, huh?” the leader’s voice grates against Shouta’s ears and the villains still coming after him don’t help. “This is kinda different from your usual work, right? You specialize in quick sneak attacks, yet you jumped right into this fight. You hoping to make the kids feel safe?” he asks. “How admirable…” he trails off.

Shouta feels the presence behind him too late, “By the way, Hero… I’m not the boss here.”

Shouta sees a grotesque monster with its brain exposed for less a second before he’s knocked backwards.

Shouta feels warm when he opens his eyes and can’t hide his surprise when he sees a bright wall of orange flames separating Shouta and a man standing in front of him from the monster that tried to squish his arm like a gusher.

He recognizes that power.

“It’s been a long time Eraserhead,” the warm and confidant voice states and Shouta doesn’t doubt that the man is smiling. “I’m sorry I was so late. I was giving your boss a little warning.”

Shouta glares but doesn’t activate his quirk, giving his eyes a break when he can, “Giotto,” he grates out, “What are you doing here?”

Giotto finally turns, in his suit, dress shoes, cape, and all, tilting his head. “I heard the cries of children being targeted and had me and my group jump in?” he asks rhetorically. “Your students are all safe. We’ve taken care of them.”

There’s a loud shriek and Shouta peers past the orange flames to see the leader peel himself off the floor. “Why the fuck are the Vongola here?!” he yells into the air. “Kurogiri! Explain!” he demands.

Nothing happens for a moment and the leader looks around wildly, “Kurogiri!”

Giotto steps forward. “Unfortunately, Shigaraki Tomura, Kurogiri has been restrained by Spade. You have no means of escape. Give it up and turn yourself in Shigaraki,” Giotto demands coldly

Shigaraki stills for a second before scratching wildly at his neck, blood settling beneath the villain’s fingernails, but he doesn’t care. “None of this is going right! It’s game over… game over…” he says to himself.

Giotto steps forward, releasing the flame wall, “Shigaraki-”

“Noumu!” Shigaraki yells to the idle creature who had stopped after finding no way to its target, “get me Kurogiri!”

The Noumu disappears in a flash and Giotto flares orange flames into the ceiling, “Spade!” he yells in warning, the warning somehow echoing into the speakers of the USJ, “The creature is coming your way!”

There’s a tense silence and a faint roar before Noumu returns with an iron box and smashes it open, letting the black mist suitingly named Kurogiri out.

“Boss!” Spade’s voice is overhead, “I’m sorry the-”

Giotto cuts her off, “That’s fine. I need a status report from everyone now.”

Spade starts off, “I have five students, Thirteen, and one student who managed to escape to get help.”

“I've extremely got my eyes on one!” and there’s only one person that could be.

“I have two herbivores,” there was literally one person in existence who used wording like that.

“I've got three too,” a lazier distorted voice drawled with a following yawn. “What took everyone so long?”

“Quiet!” a rougher voice snapped immediately, “Damn brat… I have two over here,” the voice said calmly at the end, “That's fourteen.”

A laugh came over the speakers, “Maa, maa, I've got three at the flood!”

“Kufufu,” a creepy chuckle came next, “I have three fledglings.”

Shouta realizes at that moment that Giotto was serious. This is the first time since the Vongola’s first appearance that all of them have been gathered together in public.

“That makes twenty,” Giotto says, turning to Shigaraki, not looking phased with the Noumu and Kurogiri by the leader’s side. “We’ve also taken care of all the villains. What do you plan to do Shigaraki?” Giotto’s charismatic voice rings throughout the USJ, “All Might isn’t here.”

Kurogiri recoils, “How do you know what our intentions were?”

Giotto’s hands glow a soft orange, “Does that matter? You should be worrying about your lives,” the man says coldly as he steps forward.

“Wait!” Shigaraki yells, “You understand, don’t you? You and your group are going out stopping crime around Japan because you feel the same way! The false peace All Might represents! People are complacent because of him! That’s why you’re vigilantes!” Shigaraki throws his hands out, “We’re after the same thing Giotto! Join us in creating a new era of justice!”

For a second, Shouta sees the logic but then sees the holes. He sees how Shigaraki has jumped from A to Z at the speed of light. But for a second, fear strikes Shouta when he thinks Giotto may take Shigaraki’s deal.

Giotto’s voice is full emotion as he responds, “The Vongola exists to stop the crime that the heroes can’t spot doing their work. Dealing with the crimes that the heroes can’t touch because of laws and regulations. All Might may have made people more complacent as the symbol of peace, but All Might means well and is also a symbol of hope. Taking that away would be detrimental to society in Japan for the worse, Shigaraki.” Giotto is practically heaving with anger, “The Vongola will never stand with the League of Villains!”

It’s silent for a long moment.

“Noumu, destroy him.”

In a flash Noumu is in front of Giotto and Shouta desperately activates his quirk to stop the Noumu.

Shouta realizes how unnecessary his actions are when Giotto holds his hands up in front of him and a shower of orange flames stop the Noumu in its tracks. Shouta can’t believe his eyes when the Noumu is encased in ice.

There’s a deafening silence after the creature’s dying shrieks are cut off. Giotto steps back calmly, “Asari.”

Footsteps reach Shouta’s ears and he turns to see Asari running up, sword in hand, towards the Noumu. Blue flames encase Asari’s sharp katana and Asari stabs it through the ice and through the Noumu’s brain. Asari pulls back with one quick motion and steps back until he’s standing to the left of Giotto.

“You cheated…” Shigaraki’s vicious whisper echoes, “Getting involved in something that has nothing to do with you and you used a gameshark to win,” his eyes glare heatedly at Giotto, “You’ll pay for this Vongola!”

Shigaraki recklessly runs forward towards Giotto but Asari immediately steps forward to shield his boss. Turns out, it’s a useless gesture because a bullet goes through Shigaraki’s hand.

Heads turn. Heroes are finally at the USJ.

“Ahhh they’re here,” Shigaraki curses, “game over. Guess we gotta try again another time, Kurogiri,” he says as he walks closer to Kurogiri.

More bullets go through Shigaraki and despite Snipe’s valiant efforts, Shigaraki and Kurogiri manage to escape.

There’s a hand on Shouta’s shoulder, “Your allies are here Eraserhead. I apologize that Spade, nor I was able to get you and Thirteen out unscathed but hopefully your students should be okay.”

Shouta glares at Giotto, “You’re not getting out of this,” he says with his quirk activated, “You know too much about whatever the League of Villains is. You’re not getting away.”

Asari has the gall to laugh at Shouta, “Sorry we don’t owe you anything!” Asari says cheerfully. Then there’s short swords pinning Shouta to his spot against the fountain and floor by his clothes. Asari’s voice goes cold, “You really don’t want to be our enemy.”

“Asari,” Giotto scolds.

A wall of indigo blue mist appears behind the vigilantes and Asari steps through it first, the mist swallowing him up.

Giotto steps back into the mist slowly, “I apologize for him… but I’d be wary about the League of Villains. They aren’t going to give up on All Might.” The mist surrounds Giotto like a hug, “Make sure that he’s going to be ready if they come.”

“Wait!” Shouta hears Ectoplasm growl as Giotto gets completely covered by the mist but by the time Ectoplasm gets there, Giotto is gone.

“Damn it,” Ectoplasm curses as he puts his hand up to his earpiece, “Giotto got away.” The man pauses before a stressed sigh leaves his mouth, “They all got away. You doing okay Eraser?”

Shouta just frowns, “Go check up on the students.”

Shouta has to figure out all the implications of that.

Sorry this took so long! I really struggled with getting this out and the USJ arc isn’t even fully done with all of this. 

I have a little request for some help! I need help trying to give Miura Haru and Kurokawa Hana a quirk. Something that fits with the canon of KHR and matches the character. I'll credit you for the quirk! Thank you for reading and all suggestions!

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Markiplier Ego Master Post

Welcome to the master ego post where I’ve tracked mostly all the appearances of Markiplier’s egos!

King Of The Squirrels

King Of The Squirrels, King Of The Squirrels Returns, Markiplier TV

Googleplier

Google in REAL LIFE Ft. Markiplier 1 2, 360 Video, Markiplier TV, Google Gets An Upgrade Ft Bingiplier

Silver Shepherd

Super Infidelity, Markiplier TV

Dr. Edward Iplier

Worst News Doctor, Markiplier TV, SANTA SPILLS THE TEA

The Host

Danger in Fiction [feat. Markiplier] 1 2, Markiplier TV

Ed Edgar

Ed Edgar Adoptallott's Baby Bulk Buy, Markiplier TV

Bim Trimmer

Hire My A** [feat. Markiplier, Danny Sexbang & Matthias], Markiplier TV

Jim

Markiplier TV, CORPSE ABDUCTION?, SUSPECT WITH A SHOOTY?!, DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!!, DUMMY JIM REENACTS GRISLY SCENE!

Yaniplier

MAKING LOVE FOR SENPAI | Yandere Simulator #12

Chef Iplier

Now We’re Cooking

Wilford Warfstache (William Jackson Barnum)

The Fall of Slender Man, The Warfstache Affair, Warfstache Plays: Slender, The Ned Affair [feat. MARKIPLIER], Five Nights at Freddy's: The Interview, Warfstache Interviews Markiplier, Markiplier TV, Wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' Warfstache,  A Heist With Markiplier

Darkiplier

Don’t Blink, Don’t Move, Mr.Kitty Saves The World, Raspy Hill, Are Jumpscares Scary?, Relax, Don’t Play This Game, Markiplier TV, The Voice of Darkiplier, Darkiplier Vs Antisepticeye, Don’t Remember, go back to sleep...,  3 SCARY GAMES #20, DAMIEN,  A Heist With Markiplier

Eric Derekson

SANTA SPILLS THE TEA

Derek Derekson

SANTA SPILLS THE TEA

Randal Vorehees

SANTA SPILLS THE TEA

Sanataplier

SANTA SPILLS THE TEA

Yancy

A Heist With Markiplier

Illinois

A Heist With Markiplier

Captain Magnum

A Heist With Markiplier

Harold B. Darrensworth

A Date With Markiplier

Dark’s Route: Beginning, PAY, Horror, Freedom!, Left

Wilford’s Route: Beginning, Don’t Pay, Don’t Attack, Pick Lock, Stay Together, More?

Markiplier TV

Who Killed Markiplier 1, 2, 3, 4

Unknown:

Big MOOD?, THE ANIMATRONIC IN THE SHADOWS | POPGOES - Part 6 (ENDING), 3 SCARY GAMES #9, Can You BLOW UP a BLACK HOLE, WHAT HAVE I CREATED...?

Description Evidence:

A TOTALLY NORMAL GAME... NOTHING SUSPICIOUS AT ALL... | Doki Doki Literature Club - Part 1, SO MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN | Doki Doki Literature Club - Part 2, EVERYTHING IS SO... NORMAL | Doki Doki Literature Club - Part 3, THE PERFECT DATE w/ ThE ̸̗͍̮̼͙P̏͂̈́ͦ͂̂E͆̈́ͧͮͣ̍̄Ŕ̓͋F̿̒ͦĒͫ̑ͧCT̓ ͏̪̜̗͔̻̘giRL | Doki Doki - Part 4, WARNING... THINGS GO VERY VERY WRONG... | Doki Doki Literature Club - Part 5, BE WITH ME FOREVER | Doki Doki Literature Club - Part 6 (ENDING)

Aheistwithmarkiplier.com 

password:Lh3EeEeR9z59YWcUB2b7ViHJ8ALQ637

Routes

Ending one: Gun Blazing, Car, Try To Fix, I Don’t Trust Strangers (Clever Girl)

Ending two:  Gun Blazing, Car, Try To Fix, An Adventure Sounds Lovely, Don’t Give The Statue (Monkey See, Monkey Kill)

Ending three:  Gun Blazing, Car, Try To Fix, An Adventure Sounds Lovely, Give The Statue (A Heavenly Adventure)

Ending four: Gun Blazing, Car, Try To Fix, Walk To Base, Tell The Truth (Friends 4 Unlife)

Ending five: Gun Blazing, Car, Try To Fix, Walk To Base, I’m Fine!, The Scientist, ABSOLUTELY NOT (The Coward’s Way Out)

Ending six: Gun Blazing, Car, Try To Fix, Walk To Base, I’m Fine!, The Scientist, For The Greater Good (The End)

Ending seven: Gun Blazing, Car, Try To Fix, Walk To Base, I’m Fine! The Soldier, I’m Hiding Something (What Did You Expect?)

Ending eight: Gun Blazing, Car, Try To Fix, Walk To Base, I’m Fine! The Soldier, Ed’s Hiding Something, Tuna (The Cure)

Ending: nine: Gun Blazing, Car, Try To Fix, Walk To Base, I’m Fine! The Soldier, Ed’s Hiding Something, PB&J (Friends Of The Dead)

Ending ten: Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Rally The Prisoners, Prison Life For Me (Life Sentences)

Ending eleven: Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Rally The Prisoners, I Want To Be Free, Thanks But No Thanks (Dance To The Death)

Ending twelve: Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Rally The Prisoners, I Want To Be Free, Thanks But Also Yes Please (I Want To Be Free)

Ending thirteen:  Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Charm The Guards, Dig Dig Dig, What’s In The Box?  (Shut Up!)

Ending fourteen: Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Charm The Guards, What’s That?, Oh Hell No!, What’s In The Box? (Be Quiet!)

Ending fifteen:  Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Charm The Guards, Dig Dig Dig, Stick To The Plan, Open The Box (Time On Our Side)

Ending sixteen: Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Charm The Guards, What’s That?, Oh Hell No!, Stick To The Plan, Open The Box (The Interview: Special)

Ending seventeen:  Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Charm The Guards, Dig Dig Dig, Stick To The Plan, Shoot Bob (It Was ME The Whole Time)

Ending Eighteen:  Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Charm The Guards, What’s That?, Oh Hell No!, Stick To The Plan, Shoot Wade (It Was MY Joke)

Ending nineteen: Gun Blazing, Helicopter, Charm The Guards, What’s That?, This Seems Safe (The Enigma Of Happy Trails Penitentiary)

Ending twenty:  All Sneaky Like, Light Tunnel, Wait For Rescue, I Know Everything (I believe I can Fly)

Ending twenty-one:  All Sneaky Like, Light Tunnel, Wait For Rescue, I Know Nothing, Golden Treasure (In The SoulStone)

Ending twenty-two: All Sneaky Like, Light Tunnel, Wait For Rescue, I Know Nothing, Treasured Gold (A Pirate’s Life For Me)

Ending twenty-three:  All Sneaky Like, Light Tunnel, Row Home, Build A Sign (Not Again…)

Ending twenty-four: All Sneaky Like, Light Tunnel, Row Home, Find Shelter, Enter The Cave, You First (Imma Firin’ Mah Lazarrr!)

Ending twenty-five:  All Sneaky Like, Light Tunnel, Row Home, Find Shelter, Enter The Cave, Me First (Don’t Judge A Book By Its Human-Skin Cover)

Ending twenty-six:  All Sneaky Like, Light Tunnel, Row Home, Find Shelter, Run Away (Fresh Meat)

Ending twenty-seven: All Sneaky Like, Dark Tunnel, Split Up (When Will You Learn?)

Ending twenty-eight:  All Sneaky Like, Dark Tunnel, Don’t Split Up, Split Up (Are You Serious?)

Ending twenty-nine: All Sneaky Like, Dark Tunnel, Don’t Split Up, Don’t Split Up, Don’t Split Up, Split Up (One Last Split Up)

Ending thirty:  All Sneaky Like, Dark Tunnel, Don’t Split Up, Don’t Split Up, Don’t Split Up, Don’t Split Up (One More, With Feeling)

Ending thirty-one: All Sneaky Like, Dark Tunnel, Don’t Split Up, Don’t Split Up,  Split Up (Ignorance Is Bliss: Dark)

WHAT HAVE I CREATED…?: 19:04-19:34

Markiplier: (From ADWM until current time)

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uh oh… February 8th, 2017

The perfect backdrop for a successful businessman such as myself! February 9th, 2017

… February 12th, 2017

Getting closer… February 13th, 2017

What a rush this past week has been! Thank you all so much for the love you have shown in response! February 14th, 2017

Darkiplier Rises April 7th, 2017

Welcome back… May 5th, 2017

praise the SUH ☀️May 20th, 2017

when u don't trust dat fingy July 28th, 2017

5 October 5th, 2017

4 October 6th, 2017

3 October 7th, 2017

2 October 8th, 2017

1 October 9th, 2017

You’re Invited! October 10th, 2017

Just a friendly game of poker! I can’t overstate how grateful I am to be able to bring this project to life with my friends! And I’m even more excited at the incredible response you guys showed us with your endless theories and endless JIMs! Seriously, thank you all so much! October 13th, 2017

Look at this dapper bastard! What a fun character, almost made ripping that mustache on and off to swap for the mayor worth it! October 14th, 2017

Headed to the Infinity War premiere! April 23rd, 2018

You Better Run… July 31st, 2018

It just doesn’t add up… August 1st, 2018

Won’t be played for a fool… not again… August 1st, 2018

You’re going to pay for what you did… August 2nd, 2018

baCk oFf FiNgY i gOt A BaNG bANg sHOOty KaBoOmY August 4th, 2018

I am posting the video about Wilford MOTHERLOVING Warfstache tomorrow, which is FRIENDSHIP DAY, at 12pm PST. The video will be about FRIENDSHIP and NOTHING ELSE. August 5th, 2018 #Why would I lie?

WILFORD WARFSTACHE RETURNS. TOMORROW. FRIENDSHIP DAY. 12pm PST. PREPARE THY BUTTS. August 5th, 2018

Happy FRIENDSHIP DAY everyone! Let's raise our glasses to old friends and celebrate in style! Special video coming out at 12pm PST! August 5th, 2018

IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR FRIENDSHIP DAY!! Just about 30 minutes til the 🎊 party 🎊 Did you remember your dancing shoes? August 5th, 2018

Haha what a fun mask! August 15th, 2018

My only objective this month is to make you cry October 2nd, 2018

with wholesome heartwarming content October 2nd, 2018

My secondary objective is to destroy mankind October 2nd, 2018

Nice mask! October 29th, 2018 

I see and I want him to be okay December 1st, 2018

Dr. Iplier December 1st, 2018

**SPOILERS AHEAD** October 30th, 2019

Thank you, Amy. You were my rock through this whole project… October 30th, 2019

And of course, no production goes ANYWHERE without an amazing crew backing it up every step of the way! October 30th, 2019

Shoutout to the REAL star October 30th, 2019

Sup October 31st, 2019

Hey beautiful October 31st, 2019