#ill take your 8 inches 👀

[mikasuxxx]

MW2 dïck Headcanons (EDITED)

Tags: Nsfw, pretty detailed descriptions of dicks lol

Soap

7.3 inches when flaccid, 8.5 when hard

Slightly veiny, has a big vein on the underside of it

#dd7e91 is the color of his tip

#f6c5a8 is the color of his shaft and everything besides the tip

his balls are slightly darker than his shaft tho

He's fairly trimmed down there, carpet matches the drapes with curly dark hairs

it does get messy because he forgets to trim sometimes lol

Because hes scot i get the vibe he's uncut but in general he looks cut. Imma say he is cut just cause im biased a bit about that :P

Hes decently girthy. He's got more length tho

thick offwhite cum

Salty taste with a tinge of sour

Ghost

8 inches regularly, almost a whopping 9 inches when hard

Pretty veiny, especially around the base

#feddc0 shaft color

#e7a6a5 tip color

real girthy, this man will stretch you OUTTTT

Definitely circumcised, has a huge tip too

His pubic hairs are a light brown color, curly. He doesnt trim very often because he's got other things to worry about and normally he isnt sexually active, so he wouldnt care unless it gets too annoying

But if hes with you he'll regularly trim so it doesnt cause friction burn on your end

eggwhite ish cum. depends on what he eats

Creamy when its been a while since he came, watery if hes been cumming often

i love this man but god is his cum bitter. smokes a lot so it taints the taste

Price

7.2 inches normally, 8.3 inches when hard

Length might be very decent but his girth? oh lord

coke can dick fr fr

Hes a dilf, ofc he's gonna have a fat girthy cock

Something tells me he has veins leading up to his lower abdomen, like right above where his pubic hairs start

His tip is a shiny #f79998 color

base is something like #f1d5bc

Uncut, surprisingly

got some nicely sized balls too so when he fucks the noises are loud as FUCK

neatly trimmed. Just look at his mustache

dark brown pubes

off white colored cum

standard salty taste

Gaz

exactly 7 inches, 8.2 inches when hard

Cut

Hes actually very evenly veiny. like hes got just the right amount of veins on it and it feels so god damn good

Honestly? Hes more long than he is thick

like hes got some girth but his length 😩😩😩💕💕

#896241 color base

#b76260 color tip

dark curls for pubes, he doesnt shave completely but he grooms as much as he can

His cum is probably watery if he's been on a nutting streak but thick if its been a while since he came

Egg white color too

Salty with a strangely sweet taste? its good

Alejandro

I cant tell if hes more girthy or lengthy, so ill just make him lengthy! (he looks like a length king tbh)

#c69e7c color base

Very well groomed. This man takes very good care of himself

#d38479 color tip

7.5 inches usually, 8.6 inches when hard

the girth is still good but his length is so goodddd

He also has veins right above where his pubes start, along with a very nice chiseled v line 😩

Circumcised king 👑

watery white cum, decent salty taste because he takes care of himself often.

cut!!!

Graves

6.9 inches normally, 7.7 inches when hard

Really veiny, just like his armssss

I cant tell if he'd have a skinny dick or one with girth. id say maybe girth, but the length makes it look skinny?

#fcd1ac tip color

#e39695 base color

blonde pubes, curly, honestly pretty well trimmed? he looks like he'd look after that (even though he doesnt get much action nowadays. dw i will change that 👀)

watery glue colored cum, like its water no matter what

he swears up and down he doesnt smoke (he does. its evident in his cum because its overwhelmingly salty)

he looks like he'd be cut ngl

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

I feel like Sal wouldn't mind a gf working in a strip club or so. She'd be hella supportive, standing in the first row at every bigger show and picking her up after work.

And if some dudes ever were to make fun of her a la "How does it feel knowing your girl ground herself on me?"

There'd be three replies possible. Or a combination.

"Feels good knowing yer paying our rent."

"I got eight inches, abs AND tits, hun, she ain't going anywhere."

"I'm fuckin' the gal y'all can only jerk off ter. Way I see it, my nights're better than yers."

Oh, Sal would absolutely support her partner working at any sort of job in that field, for sure!

Ahem 👀 I know I wouldnt be going anywhere 👀 djhfjdk But truly, tho 🤣🤣 .... all like "'Preicate yer helpin' pay fer our upcomin' weddin', an' all.".. 🤣🤣🤣

[theesteemedladydebourgh]

missing tftdcc jily a lot today.....

i'm missing them too!! ❤️

since life is insane and it'll probably be a little bit until June, here's a lengthy (and with hints of plotty spoilers for people with eagle eyes 👀. things are going to heat up over the summer for jily & co.) snippet from ch 8!

“I hate you,” she weeps.

Something breaks in him. “Lily…”

His voice is raspy, and he ignores the burning pain in his chest, straining to sit up. He only gets a few inches before he has to stop, panting.

The shattered look in Lily’s eyes get worse and she inhales. “Don’t move,” she says. “Please…don’t.”

James ignores her. The burning has spread down his ribs, into his gut, and he feels ill and shaky, like someone is yanking at his skin. “You don’t hate me.”

“Of course I don’t,” she cries loudly and wraps shaking arms around herself, grip tight. “I could never hate you, because I love you so much, but I hate that you—that you—what would happen if you—“ she goes silent, voice cut off so sharply there’s nothing left, and her eyes are suddenly overflowing, bright orbs of tears.

Fuck.

James clenches his jaw tight enough to snap and shoves himself upright. He groans, head spinning and eyes briefly going dark. Lily’s instantly moving, pushing him down as she breathes in and out shakily, still crying—

He doesn’t let her push him back to the pillow and catches one of her hands in his own unsteady one. He’s never felt this out of control of his own extremities, but it doesn’t matter. “Lily,” he says roughly. “I’m not going to die. Not for a very long time. I won’t leave you.”

Lily exhales, wet and shuddery, and looks at him, perched on the edge of his hospital bed. “You don’t know that,” she whispers. “Your job is dangerous.”

“I’m good at it,” James says. His heart is thudding and he feels like he might be sick, and he’s not even sure if he believes what he’s saying—but he won’t show that to her. Not when she’s clearly afraid. His thumb shakes, but he brushes it over the back of her hand. “Don’t worry. I won’t let anything bad happen to me, I promise.”

Lily stares at him, mouth trembling, and for a second he’s sure she’s going to yell some more—he’s not sure if he can take it right now, as terrible as he feels physically, but he’s bracing himself nonetheless when her face collapses and she falls forward, half into him and half into the headboard, and she cries.

~

His father once called him a do-gooder to a fault. “You’ll carry the world until your back breaks so no one else will have to bear its weight,” he sighed, and fourteen-year old James just scoffed.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he said, stubborn as a mule. A cut from a werewolf stinging on his lip and stolen potion ingredients in his pocket. A Mandrake leaf, the third time already, waiting to be placed on his tongue. 

Fleamont looked at him, then he huffed a laugh filled with weariness—and maybe, James was sure he wasn’t imagining it, a little bit of pride. “Sure you don’t,” he said. “Stay alive to put that head of yours to work out in the real world, son. I pity what will come to those who stand against you or the people you care about.”