#im ao drunk

[andichoseyou]

WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNOOOOO NO NO

[pastelsailorr]

sorry if ur not taking requests like just ignore this if ur not but can i get some saigenos 🥺👉👈

God yes anon you can no ever asks me for this and I'm drunk and have not been at my computer for a month and will not be home for another couple weeks due to work so please take these rabid doodles in the mean time

[lunariarts]

always forgetting how much of a leightwajt I am thank you autocorrect for your help k. These trying times o7

[toruvi]

I've had the absolute worst fucking night oh my god

[puppygirldanhowell]

ohhhh my god.

[jinxed-fates]

my bac.makes 2 reasons why its illegal for me to drive

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

I have to wake up in five hours. I'm not remotely tired. I hate morning shifts.

Also I realized I want to get my eyebrow pierced.

[drewbydrewbydrew]

Why fowa vwong drink mks me axr so much mofe adhhd and fuckin weifd

[creads]

8 da manhã e tô aqui me imaginando mamando o kuku junto com o fran 🥰

tipo nós dois ao mesmo tempo, eu engolindo a extensão e fran chupando bem gostoso as bolas dele, ou então nós dois lambendo de cima a baixo e dando um beijão com muita língua, saliva e pré-gozo misturado

eu tô MALUCA AQUI sabe fran tem cara de quem mama pau e buceta como ninguém 😭 pfvr discorra sobre 🎤

nossa eu nem sinto tanto tesão no fran assim e essa ask me deixou MAL pq meu deus nada mais saboroso do que dois belos homens juntos fisicamente numa threesome tipo SIGN ME UP imediatamente fui criada a muita base de challengers this is my sonngggg 😌🎧 e ai que SACOOO vey você não tem vergonha não anon essa parte do beijo morri de tesao 😔😔😔🪦 BUUUUUUUU SHAMEEEEEE 👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

nossa e sabe um pensamento muito sórdido que eu tive… os dois chupando e lambendo o kuku e quando ele goza é na boquinha do fran e ele meio que😛😛😛cospe na sua ai desculpa tô até tímida depois dessa E TAMBÉM um pensamento (mais frequente do que deveria) que eu tenho é os dois chupando ela ao mesmo e meio que dando um beijo triplo e tipo ain uma hora o kuku assume e o outro (penso nisso com ele e fernando im JUST a girl literalmente) no caso o fran fica batendo uma pra ele e falando coisinhas no ouvido 🪦 nossa AQUI JAZ CAMILA DEMAIS gente desculpa se for querer estar no meio disso for crime me prendam na cadeia de segurança máxima porque meia noite eu ME TRANSFORMO NO TAZ MANIA LOBISOMEN DO TESÃO!!!!! SOL TRANQUE SEU MARIDO EM CASA IM COMING FOR HIM

e nossa isso do fran eu assino EMBAIXO. e tipo não pense no kuku todo vermelhinho de tão pussy drunk e ACABADO com a sua sentada gemendo horrores depois de ter gozado dentro de você e você não parou (pq tá sensível overstimulated awnn) (e consentido tá gente tô com medo do jeito que eu ter escrito isso dar a entender que não mas não é esse caso okayy 😌 we love boundaries) ☝🏻 E AÍ o fran começa a chegar o pau pertinho da boca e quando o kuku olha com carinha de ‼️NEWS‼️ (dos criadores de 🥺buceta🥺) 🥺pica🥺 o fran vai se esfregando devagarinho ali e vai instruindo ele como mamar um pau 🕊🕊🕊

live reaction camila creads depois de escrever isso👇🏻👇🏻

[slytherinshua]

PERFECT REUNIONS

genre. fluff. hurt/comfort. warnings. a lot of crying and a lot of kissing lol. spoilers for aos s1 finale/s2 ep1 ig... but also not rly like idkkkk??? pairing. seo yul x fem!reader. wc. 1.5k. a/n. for @candewlsy my lovely and skdjks pls this fic had me sobbing and giggling while writing im low-key obsessed (and maybe back in my aos/yul era.)

“What!? He’s back?!” Your eyes widened and you practically bounced up at hearing the words from one of the servants. You had barely even heard the name of your lover since he had left 3 years ago, and after a couple of months, you had even stopped receiving letters despite his promise to you that he would keep sending them.

You were already rushing out of the house the second you processed the words. “Ma’am, I have been informed that Young Master Seo Yul is staying at Chwiseonru. He arrived this afternoon.”

It was already dark out and entirely improper for you to be travelling alone at this time, but you felt like you didn’t have a single second to spare to call for Eunju, your maid. It took 20 minutes to get to Chwiseonru from your family’s home, but with your hurried steps, you made it in half the time. Juwol knew you well and already could tell what had brought you here from your slight panting as you struggled to catch your breath.

“Y/n! You’re out so late? Without Eunju?” She sounded concerned, but she understood your urgency. There had barely been a mention of Yul after the chaos at Choyeon’s wedding 3 years ago. You had been too preoccupied with helping your best friend through her mourning and anger to even say a proper goodbye to him. 

Now that things were as back to normal as they could get, you were desperate to see the face you had longed for every night and day for so long. Juwol didn’t dawdle any longer before disclosing which room Yul was staying in, and you were quick to rush up the stairs and down the hall.

Standing in front of the door, you were hit with a sudden nervousness. You had been separated for so long, but now were only a room apart. It only took one push for you to see his face again. His beautiful face that you had missed so much.

But doubt filled you as you stalled there, standing just outside like the fool you were. What if he had forgotten you? What if he had found someone else in his time away? What if he didn’t want to see you?

But you shook all your thoughts aside and with your last bit of courage, knocked softly on the door.

“Yes?”

Your heart raced at the sound of his voice, and it suddenly all felt a little more real. He really was back. He was just behind this door. You pushed it open a little shakily, feeling almost as if you couldn’t breathe as you watched his eyes look up to meet yours.

He was dressed in a simple light purple set of hanbok and his hair was maybe a little longer than you had last seen, his eyes a little more worn with experience. They held a drowsiness which you knew all too well, and with a quick glance at the table he sat at, you acknowledged the bottle of wine he had been drinking. 

His eyes widened as soon as he saw you, and you swore they even brightened upon seeing your face. He stood up quickly, but he was clearly very drunk, and he stumbled a bit. You rushed over to him like it was second nature, steadying him before he could trip.

“I-I’m not dreaming, right? I-It’s really you, right?” He spoke softly, his words slurring together slightly as a result of the alcohol. His hands gripped at your arms to keep from falling, and your heart nearly shattered at his question. His voice was filled with hurt, but unmistakable hope as well, and all you could do was nod your head fervently at first.

“You’re not dreaming… It’s me.” You whispered with a sob. You finally gave up trying to keep you both standing, and sunk to the floor slowly, tears already slipping out and down your cheeks.

Yul was no more collected than you. Whether it was the alcohol or just the result of seeing you, you weren’t sure; but his eyebrows fell, and his lip began to tremble, and before too long, he was weeping silently in your arms as well. 

That’s how you stayed for several minutes. Both of you were too emotional to say anything without breaking down halfway through the sentence, so you just stayed in his arms, sobbing into his chest as he pulled you ever closer, his tears dripping down onto the silk of your dress.

It took a while for you to recover, but eventually, you did. You took a shaky breath, gathering enough energy to be the first one to speak. And even though you could talk without being reduced to tears halfway through, your words were still shaky with emotion.

“Why did you drink alone? You should’ve invited me…” You looked up at him and offered a sad smile. He tried to return it, but couldn’t quite. He shut his eyes as another tear slipped out. You reached out silently and brushed it off his cheek, leaving your hand there to cup his warm skin. He leaned into your touch and it seemed to ground him enough to find the words he wanted.

“I know I should’ve told you that I was returning… But I was scared.” He opened his eyes and met your loving gaze with his sorrowful one. “A few months after I left, I found out some of my letters had been intercepted by my father. I realized you must’ve thought that I… moved on from you.”

He looked down for a moment, collecting his thoughts. He was somehow so well-spoken even while drunk. You weren’t sure what you had expected, though. He was Seo Yul, after all. You hadn’t realized just how much you had missed him.

“Y/n.” He said softly. You smiled. Hearing your name from his lips was all you had longed for for those 3 years. “I have so much to tell you, and even more that I want to ask. But first… How have you been, my love?” He smiled gently, finally being able to call you that after so long.

You were quickly able to catch up with your lover. He told you about everything that had happened back home while you shared the rest of the wine. You didn’t have much to tell him. Most of the time he had been away from you had been spent at home, with you thinking of rarely anything but him. 

You found out that he hadn’t stopped writing letters to you, he had just stopped sending them. He had even brought them with him, but he refused to show you. They were useless now that he had you back.

In some ways it still felt like a dream that he was here. Yet it couldn’t be a dream because you felt his arms around you, hugging you as close as humanly possible. It still didn’t feel close enough for either of you, though.

As he talked, you couldn’t help but press more and more kisses to any skin you could access— his neck, his jaw, his cheek, and even his lips. He allowed you to cut off his sentences to kiss you instead. You had 3 years to make up for, after all.

It felt too perfect to be kissing him, to feel his soft lips against yours, and to feel the relief that you didn’t have to stop or say goodbye. He was here and he was yours. 

And with that thought, you kissed him as if there was no tomorrow. You wanted to savour the moment for as long as possible, so even when you had to pull apart to catch your breath, it was never too long before your lips found their way to his again. It was after you pulled apart for the 3rd or 4th time that Yul spoke up.

“Y/n… marry me.”

You were taken aback at his sudden words. It didn’t even really sound like a question, because he already knew your answer. He was firm in the statement, determined even, and you smiled wider than you had ever had before.

You nodded at him with shiny eyes, watching in awe as his lips curved up into a smile, eyes almost overflowing with his love for you. You laughed and kissed him again. You knew he would probably ask you again the next day when he was sober because “nothing counts when you’re drunk”, and that you would say yes again to that as well. It brought a warm feeling to your chest. You really couldn’t think of a time that you were happier than in the current moment. 

Everything felt so good and right and perfect. That’s what Yul was to you in every way. 

Absolutely, unmistakably, decidedly perfect.

↳ k-drama taglist: @yeonjuns-redhair,, @wolfmoonmusic,, @tempobaekh,, @candewlsy

[assbazooka]

playing dnd for the first time with friends and ao far i have

- gaslit a giant fire genasi into believing im her mother (i’m a 3’ somethin halfling)

- drawn a mustache on a passed out drunk once

- got caught Trying to draw a mustache on 3 dead soldiers (they wouldn’t let me do it)

- taken an orphan boy (he will be our parties son) (my fire genasi not-daughter is upset by this)

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Sword gays showdown, round 2, bracket two

Propaganda:

For Ava:

Canon bi swordfighting nun destined to save the world (sort of, it's more complicated than that).

I highly doubt im gonna be the only one to submit her so use other propaganda im bad at it but like. God she is so funky. I love her

For Hikaru Sulu:

1) Okay, first off: Which version am I submitting? Prime timeline (TOS) or Kelvin timeline (AOS, also known as the reboot movies if you're not in the fandom)? The answer is both. Prime Sulu has the more iconic fencing scenes (and is also said to have other sword related abilities) while Kelvin Sulu is canonically gay. Specifically as a tribute to George Takei btw who played prime Sulu in TOS and is famously gay and an LGBT+ rights activist among other causes. The picture provided is prime Sulu but if you've only watched AOS, feel free to vote for him anyway.

I'm not gonna link any videos here since that would probably exceed the scope of the propaganda section but clips should be pretty easy to find. And if you can't, just trust me: The TOS fencing scenes are amazing. The AOS one is probably fine too but it's been ages since I've watched it and I forgot it even existed so it can't have been THAT memorable.

Fun fact: George Takei initially didn't know how to fence and didn't find out he'd have to until pretty late and started taking fencing lessons only three weeks before the filming of that episode (The Naked Time) and apparently "became so out-of-control and boisterous that he had to be separated from the rest of the production personnel, for their own safety" which, in context of what the episode is about, is just absolutely amazing. Truly iconic.

Anyway, considering Star Trek is an important part of queer history (I'm only half joking) you need to vote for Sulu, we all know George Takei is an icon, make the right choice here.

2) When they got hit with the drunk virus he took his shirt off and started challenging people to duels. Iconic 

3) This bitch got the outer space disease that makes you silly, and revealed they were gung ho for fencing, and brought out their sabre to just. Swashbuckle. Goes "/oh my/," and is clearly gay and played by a gay actor

[ozymoron]

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS HE WEARING THE COLLAR AND FUCKING CHAIN???????? HUH???????????????

EXCUSE ME ITS A LEASH?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? im too drunk for this man oh my god lm ao where am i oh my god

[f1nalboys]

SOooooooo...drunk sex with Randy scenario time!

He's in full goofball mode, and between fits of giggles, asks you if you're tipsy enough to try anal with him for the first time...

...but he never expected you to say yes.

Might there be any wine-induced Brook thoughts you'd like to share with the class?

👀 😜

SIGHHSHSHSHHNMGBNJKNGSN okay. yes. so many thoughts.

drunk randy LOVES making out. like my hc is that kissing is already a huge part of his sex life (theres no way hes NOT at least giving a few smooches during sex u know??) but when hes drunk he could get off on just that!!!! hes so sloppy with it too, like ao much panting and tongue and its spit central (sorry if u hate that, u suck and im right idk) but he pulls away and barely gets out " if youre drunk enough, maybe i can fuck your other hole tonight" before he giggles

and when you say 'yeah, absolutely you can' he freezes like ????. takes him a little bit to compute that but when he does, regardles of what version of randy this is (scream 1, scream 2, ghostface!randy, etc,) he is going HAM. hes pushing you onto your back and shoving your pants down (if theyre not already off) and his mouth is ON you!!!! like im salivating sorry...

he's all tongue when hes drunk and hes licking and slurping and prodding and fucking you with it and his eyes are just. trained on you my GODNDJGSN. anyways dont expect to e fully prepped, at most its a single finger of his inside you before he's face fucking you to wet his dick before hes pushing inside

and by GODD hes so nasty about it. like the initial push in until every inch of his cock is inside you is very sweet, lots of shushing and wipign away tears and praise, but when you give him the go-ahead he's fucking into you HARD!!! hes leaving fingerprint shaped bruises and hell, he's prob wrapping a hand around ur throat but he's too busy watching his cock stretch you out to see if u can breathe right mmm.... sorry

and hes cumming inside you like sorry but even if normally he wouldnt (which, let me be clear.... he is as breeder....) he's PUMPINGGGG you full of cum and its because youre way too tight to pull out of >:) he's degrading you but in such a mocking and sweet tone that its almost praise like yeah my slutty hole is really tight randy >< thank you!!!!!

anyweays. sorry. so drunk rright now and i typed this as i drank my wine and i need him so bad

[thegeminisage]

wow it is star trek update time. last night we watched ds9's "blood oath" and tng's "journey's end," which is one of the strongest quality ricochets we've had yet.

blood oath (ds9):

okay, so the summary said "three klingon legends" but what i didn't realize is that they were all REAL KLINGONS FROM THE ORIGINAL SERIES

i have to pain this picture for you, whoever is reading this. the three klingons in this episode appeared in "errand or mercy" "the trouble with tribbles" and "day of the dove." like, they really came back to reprise their roles almost 30 years later. i'm going to paste a picture but uhtw 60s blackface

now, if you're a tos viewer, you may recognize that fella in the middle as also having played the titular squire of gothos in. "squire of gothos." now, as an episode, i find "squire of gothos" to be pretty mid, but there is one specific scene that really did something for me. to me? it did something TO me. what it did to me was send me off the fucking deep end, i wish i could convey the depths of my madness with human words

(still screenshot grabbed from this infinitely more amazing gifset, give it up for @maulthots for enabling me, no literally please go through her gif tag and reblog her gifs)

anyway, before my good and wonderful friend so kindly made this gifset for me, i did maybe sit in front of my pc and replay the clip upwards of [mumble] times a day because i was very, very unwell. when i watched this scene for the very first time what happened to me in that single instant was the bone-deep realization that james t kirk (tos and aos) ate fascists on tarsus iv, probably, and he'd fucking do it again because nobody tastes better than a fascist! i wrote an entire fanfic about it, sorry for the spoilers.

what does squire of gothos and tarsus iv have to do with ds9? well first of all every star trek episode is secretly about tarsus iv so jot that down

but secondly, i've watched this clip so many times i have to hide my face when this man shows up in trouble with tribbles. now, i'm not so good with faces, but i KNOW THAT VOICE. but i know him AS the squire of gothos. i frequently forget entirely that he also plays a klingon, so i didn't recognize his name. so when i heard the squire of gothos's voice come out of a random klingon's mouth in ds9 my immediate kneejerk reaction was "no i am hearing things that can't be--" BUT IT WAS. i PAUSED the episode so i could look iy up, realized that the guy in the drunk tank was kor or "do you have a tongue you will be taught to use it" fame, and then to my eternal glee, kang shows up next

i remembered reading once that kang came back later and i was like ??? no one comes back later on tos BUT HE DID! I JUST HAD TO WAIT FOR IT!!!!! mystery finally solved...........

once i recognized them this episode was a blast. absolutely loving these 100 year old klingons getting ready for a rip roaring rampage of supercentenarian revenge. i was VERY sad that they died at the end but at least presumably they all died together (didnt see the last one go down but im just assuming he lived long enough to eat the albino's heart and then die)

(the albino is a really funny concept by the way like he's not even albino he's just a white klingon)

other notable things about this episode: firstly, quark hiding behind odo at the beginning. classic. secondly, dax actually being a good fighter ?!?!?! and finally, a true passing of the bechdel test where dax asked kira some alarming and upsetting questions about killing people and kira immediately took her aside and MADE her talk. i love. Women. and also women who murder people. i support womens wrongs.

i even love that the ONE time sisko doesn't back up one of his people it's for a good reason (doesn't want the 27yo reincarnation of his father figure to die on a klingon suicide mission)

10000/10, absolutely stellar ep, zero complaints

journey's end (tng):

oh boy.

just about the coldest bucket of fucking water...

you know, we tried to give this episode the benefit of the doubt actually. we were like "maybe this was progressive in 1994. i mean they ARE saying that moving these guys forcibly would be bad" and i mean like what would we know about what was progressive in 94? we were 5. so we checked and um i don't think anybody liked it in 1994 either

devastating that THIS has to be a wesley episode bc i wanted a better sendoff for my boy. "i had a vision and now i'm leaving starfleet" and yes they said the word vision in the most derogatory way possible. jesus christ

TRAVELER ALIEN RACEFAKING? HE PRETENDED TO BE NATIVE AMERICAN TO GIVE WESLEY THE VISION? and then he was like haha don't you know all that stuff is fake. (picard earlier in this episode "i am sooo respectful of your beliefs")

furthermore when picard was like "oh yeah this guy blames me for the crimes of my colonizer ancestor" girl at no point did he say that. idk if white people should go around accusing other white people of white guilt so i don't say this lightly but jesus christ captain picard can you tone it the fuck down buddy

i came across a gifset today of picard from season 5 (idr the episode) going "starfleet doesn't want officers who blindly follow orders sayign you're just following orders has been used to justify too many tragedies in our history" and then smash cut to this episode where he's like "well i tried but yeah i'm gonna have to move you sowwy :/" like good lord.

anyway it's a bummer these last few eps of tng have been less than great bc ik tng is capable of good episodes and i was hoping this series would go out on a high note. but it's going to end the same way it began with us waiting for something good to happen and throwing popcorn at picard

TONIGHT: ds9's "the maquis part i" and tng's "firstborn." i am Braced. for trouble.

[drewbydrewbydrew]

Love be8ng drubk n not havin my boyfriend 2 anoy causr im just here try ti have fun in my room and hes in another town and im here on tumblr just tryin to look at things but i xant read cause ima bottle of wine and a quarter boytle of soju deep