#im drunk shhhh

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

I just imagine Deimos gives Sanford rocks as a flirtation and San keeps them

[bruisedbattered-peachy]

Yes I’m a little tipsy but shhhh don’t tell anyone!!!!

[orpheuslament]

home alone drinking gin & tonics listening to orville peck living my best life

[fabulouslygaybean]

god vessel's voice is beautiful

[medusasbabe]

I’m just gonna pretend to be 15 again and then all my adult problems go away 😌

[etherealskeletons]

saw my mom for the first time in 9 years today

[azulpitlane]

vicious I ln4

pairing: lando norris x reader, a little of charles leclerc x reader🫣 summary: lando's fans always attack you yet he does nothing to defend you, inspired by vicious by sabrina carpenter notes: if youre the anon that requested this sorry it took so long lol! but you were so sweet ty masterlist, part two

yourusername

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yourusername lil getaway

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user wait is she dating lando??

user there's been rumors of them dating for months but neither of them have confirmed user hopefully not lol

user i had no idea she went on this trip

user yeah cause lando never posts her or even likes her posts lmfaoaofda

user am i the only one that finds her annoying...

user nooo everyone else does lol shes always leeching off lando

yourbff ur perfect babe liked by yourusername

user pls dont let this be a hard launch🧎‍♀️lando get UP

user of course she has to post lando🤣she needs him for the likes

maxfewtrell spent more time on the ground than actually skiing

yourusername SHHHH it was my first time

user why are all these comments about lando?? im only looking at her😍

f1gossip

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f1gossip Y/n Y/l/n spotted in Bali celebrating New Years at Martin Garrix's show, possibly with Lando Norris. The two have sparked dating rumors for a few months now but no confirmation has been made from either of them.

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user we might have to start accepting that theyre dating☹️

user I REFUSE

user wait im new to the fandom, whys everyone hating on y/n i love her music...

user shes always posting lando for attention and he clearly has no interest in her, he doesnt even like her posts user plus his ex >>>>>>> y/n

user she doesnt deserve him, he needs someone lowkey and y/n is such an attention whore

user not surprised shes there, always leeching on him

user right like girl give him space, he aint yours

user im a y/n defender idgaf. everyone in these comments are just jealous liked by yourbff

user yikes... user defending someone who needs a man to stay relevant lol ok

user i miss luisinha😭

user im convinced theyre still dating and shes using lando for pr

y/n hey lan, i safely made it back to the hotel

lando 👍

y/n i still dont understand why you wanted me to leave early though, its not even midnight :(

lando y/n, we talked about this. there was lots of paparazzi there and if they saw us together on midnight they would think we're dating

y/n we ARE dating... why are you acting like we arent?

lando yk what i meant im just trying to protect you from the craziness that comes from dating me baby

y/n im already getting hate, hows hiding me any different?

lando lets just not do this tn. yk how much worse its gonna get it if we confirm anything listen i love you, isnt that enough?

y/n yeah, ily too

lando ill see you later tn❤️

lando baby where are you? come on it was a drunk mistake, yk i only love you it was just martins friend, you know her

y/n oh the girl you told me not to worry about?

lando it didnt mean anything why are you acting like this?

y/n because you fucking cheated. im leaving and im moving out of the apartment

lando please dont, im sorry baby i love you

y/n you say you love me but you can never prove it you hid me away for a whole year, was it so you could hook up with other girls?

lando of course not wth but since there's clearly no trust in this relationship maybe we should end it i wish you the best y/n read

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yourusername new year same me, wasnt ever the problem

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yourbff YES WIFEY liked by yourusername

user she unfollowed lando omg.

user WAR IS OVERRRR

pietrapilao out of sight out of mind🧘‍♀️ liked by yourusername

user is this about lando omg...

luisinhaoliveira99 😍😍 liked by yourusername

user ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? user WHEN DID THEY MEET??? user I NEED THE TEA RNNNNNN

charles_leclerc 🖤

user OH?

user what is going on in these comments omg??

user shes finally realized lando will never date a girl like her

user hahaha fr she finally deleted all her posts with him user probably gonna go for piastri now🤣

yourusername

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yourusername took some time off music but dont worry, im back and ready to prove i dont need anybody to stay successful

vicious is out now💌

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user OH NOWWW LANDO LIKES HER POST

yourbff sooo back baby

user this has to be about lando...

user the lyrics are heartbreaking omg

user you all owe her a big apology for the way you treated her

charles_leclerc you look good in red this comment has been deleted

charles_leclerc love it! this comment has been deleted

charles_leclerc congrats on the new song!!

taylorswift 💌❤️

user yall better not start switching up!! if you were hating on her, stay away

user are we just going to ignore charles' deleted comments??

user bro was NERVOUS

user we dont know if this is about lando!! they were just friends

user you toxic lando fans need to stay away🙄 she was never seen with anyone else this past year so its clearly about him. hes not some saint you paint him out to be user exactly!! you guys are acting like you know him

user her shirt saying loyal🫣thats gotta be a diss

landonorris

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landonorris pretty vicious life im living rn

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user the caption??? the hard launch??? oh thats not-

maxfewtrell bro. no.

user his own best friend doesnt approve of his behavior😬

user this winter break drama is something else

user lando i cant keep defending you. why would you caption it this.

user IS THAT NEW YEARS KISS GIRL ON THE THIRD SLIDE???

user yess i found her @ shes martin garrix's friend and she was at that party

user anyone else notice luisa unfollowed him??

user she chose her side HAAHAH user pretty ironic cause so many fans were comparing y/n to her and now theyre friends🤣

user whys everyone mad?? its his private life why do you guys care

user oh so now you guys are giving him privacy?? but when he was rumored to be with y/n you were hating...the hypocrisy

yourbff alexa play obsessed by mariah carey🥱

user OOP user the girls are fightingggg

user not even a y/n fan but this was a bit unnecessary...

user "you dont feel remorse, you dont feel the effects" 🫠

f1gossip

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f1gossip Despite hard launching their relationship just one week ago, Lando's new girlfriend has been spotted getting cozy with a different guy! The leaked pictures have already caused for her to go private on all social medias😬

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user karma is A GOD

user i know y/n is having a good day today

user omfg poor lando :(

user womp womp

user i bet he is regretting his decisions rn😭

user y/n nation won today, ln4 nation taking L after L

user we cant catch a break😩

user WHAT IS GOING ON WITH LANDO RN

user craziest winter break yet jeez

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charles_leclerc hey y/n! i know we havent spoken much but ive seen how lando treated you the few times you were at races and i apologize for never speaking on it i just wanted to tell you you're a great person and your music is so amazing if you ever need anything please just shoot me a text!

landonorris y/n you blocked my number? im sorry about everything baby can we please just talk?

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yourusername im soooo sorry for your loss😊

my new single feather is out now!! special thanks to @charles_leclerc for helping me out in the music video, had so much making it <3

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user this mv was so hot omg

user I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS BUT I LOVE

user i know a certain someone is FUMING

luisinhaoliveira99 on repeat already!!

yourusername 💋💋 user im convinced luisa reached out after she saw all the comparisons with her and y/n and they became besties user wait that makes so much sense

user f1 twitter is going insane rn

user Y/N NATION KEEPS WINNING

pietra.pilao AHH youre so talented bby liked by yourusername

charles_leclerc had the best time on set with you❤️

yourusername ❤️ user i ship it........

user i want them both

user ofc now shes going for another driver🙄

user oh you guys are OBSESSED with her, get a job user y/n still has them mad LOL

user l**** would never agree to anything like this

user im literally never getting over this, ive watched it 5 times in a row already

landonorris

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landonorris a toast to my real friends

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user if this is a charles sneak diss i will cry

user we got carlando content....but at what price

user oh he definitely got blocked by y/n😭

user dw we're on your side lando

user who is we?

user just take the L and move on bro

user the way 2 songs got everyone to switch up on lando HAHA

user not just that but his shady posts too

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user the girls are OFFICIALLY fighting oh gosh

user next season is going to be interesting...

user my roman empire

user IS THIS A HARD LAUNCH???

user what is happening.

user PARENTS

[ugotcooneycrossed]

you belong with me (i belong with you)

alessia russo x reader

w/c: ~700

moments of lessi and her girl (you) through the years

a/n: ive been lurking in the woso tags and thought id get back into writing😗 also, please bare with me- i have not written in a long time 😭 and im used to writing chapter fics, not one shots, but i hope i did this justice!

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17.

Alessia is 17 when she realises she’s in love.

She can tell because no one’s ever made her feel the way that you do.

Ella’s the first to know- because she’s Ella.

“Tooney you don’t understand-like I’m actually in love.”

A voice cuts in and Alessia is momentarily taken away from her phone- not hearing Tooney’s reply.

“Oooh with who?”

You grin at her cheekily, cheeks still flushed from practice- Alessia admires the way your eyes sparkle softly- she takes the time, eyes tracing every inch of your face.

“Less?”

You look even cuter now- eyes scrunched, looking at her like she just grew another head.

“Uh- no one! Don’t worry about it!”

“Okay weirdo… wanna go get ice cream with me?”

You grip her arms suddenly, squeezing softly, eyes pleading.

“Please Lessi?”

All Alessia can manage is a nod, before you shoot off again- linking your arms together and Alessia thinks she can die right now.

“So what flavour were you thinking, I’m think-“

“I think I’m in love with you!”

“Oh- I don’t think I’ve tried that before.”

Alessia punches you in the arm and you pout at her rubbing your arm softly.

“Less, I’ve been waiting for you to say that for years now."

-

18.

“GO LESSI!”

Alessia looks to the side where you sit, decked out in all the UNC gear you’ve stolen from her, every time you visit.

“THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND!”

Her teammates send her teasing smiles, and make fun of her lovesick face but all she can focus on is the way, you almost fall off the bench you decided to stand on to get a better view.

“IM OKAY!”

-

19.

It’s the last night of the U-20s world cup.

You’re asleep in Lessi’s arms, and she watches your chest rise and fall softly.

It’s a soft and tender moment that is interrupted by fake gagging.

“You don’t have to stare that hard Less, I’m sure she’s not going to disappear.”

“Shut it Tooney.”

“Seriously Less, it’s sickening to watch- oh I love you- no I love you more- no I love you more- no-“

Alessia is fairly certain she’s never thrown a pillow so hard before.

“Whatever Tooney, I swear I’m going to marry her one day and it’s just going to be worse for you.”

Tooney lets out a loud groan, that earns her another pillow to the face. “Shhhh, you’ll wake her.”

-

20.

It’s Alessia’s 20th birthday. 

There’s a warmth in your chest as you look at your Less, though it might just be the shots you took with her earlier.

She’s stunning- she always is.

It’s much later in the night when you get a moment alone- you brush her hair that sticks to her forehead from sweat back, no doubt from when Tooney dragged her onto the dance floor hours ago.

She smiles a little dopey at you, her natural clumsiness combined with the alcohol have her falling into you every three seconds.

“I loooovee you! I love you sooo much!”

You smile at her as you catch her once again.

“I love you too Lessi.”

-

21.

It’s late in the night.

You sit with Alessia cuddled protectively into your side- a movie plays in the background, long forgotten as you stare at each other.

“Marry me?”

“Okay.”

With that you go back to the movie- fingers intertwined.

-

22.

It’s a quiet wedding- you both didn’t want anything too crazy. 

It’s hours after the ceremony has ended, after saying farewell to family and friends, loading a very drunk Ella off on Mary, do you finally get a moment alone with your wife.

“I’m so grateful you’re mine. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you.”

-

23.

“You still like me right?”

Alessia pouts at you- bundle under an endless amount of blankets, nose and cheeks rosy from the cold she’s still fighting, she coughs again, this time right in your face, and you fight the urge to say no.

“Of course, I do pretty girl- in sickness and health, right?”

-

24.

“Happy anniversary baby! I’ve loved you since I was 15- we’ve been married for only two years, and have known each other for 10, but I feel like I’ve known you my entire life- it feels like I’ve loved you for just as long too. So, I can safely say; you belong with me, and I belong with you.”

[facefullofsadness]

Can I request Dom!Kazuha x Sub!reader?

my first req raahhh!!! ty for requesting and hope u enjoy it!

content - smut (strap-on, multiple orgasms)

wc - 628

I feel like kazuha is suuuchhhh a soft dom.

she doesn't hold a mean spirited bone in that flexible body of hers. but also, her capacity to gently rail the absolute fuck out of u is crazy. her stamina over the decade and a half of being a ballerina + her endurance training being in lsfm has made her unstoppable.

while I see her being sensitive when touched, in her dom headspace, her only goal is to make you cum, as many times as she needs you to, it's like she zones in on it.

"baby, god im so stressed, can you please help me," you'd say after a long day at work or at school.

"you want help my love? of course," it clicks immediately in her head what you need and zuha slowly lays u down on the bed, kissing you gently but deeply, tongue exploring your mouth and taking your breath away.

kazuha is soft, she's patient, but she's needy too.

her delicate hands trail your sides expertly, leaving no room between you two, your body trapped under hers pinning you down. the soft moan you let out when she presses her knee against ur core, grinding against the friction.

asking for your permission to take your clothes off but desperately ripping them off as soon as you say yes. sweetly whispering in your ear if you want her fingers in your pussy but then sliding them all the way in and pumping immediately as soon as u moan a response. kissing ur thighs gently and warning you she's about to eat you out but then slurping and lapping you up like a thirsty dog as soon as you give her reassurance.

the whiplash is intense, but god does it feel so fucking good. you feel loved and cared for whenever zuha fucks you. even as she grips your hips tightly while ramming her strap-on into your spent cunt after god knows how many rounds she's put you through, she trails kisses down your back and she mumbles praises from her mouth, being incredibly pussy drunk from you.

"fuck y/n, you're such a good girl. you feel so good around me, my love. I want to keep fucking you, let me fuck you forever," she'd mindlessly ramble, skin slapping against your ass as her cock dissapears into your soaking wet pussy.

the moans and desperate pleads escaping your mouth as you grip the sheets and pillows with tears staining your face, feeling exhaustion but so much bliss from the sheer amount of orgasms that have been ripped through your body.

"zuha... I'm... gonna... c-c-cum..." you don't even know if any word you just said actually was real because she absolutely fucked you brainless that your eyes were completely rolled back and mouth hanging open.

all you knew is that you felt another hard hitting climax oncoming and the squelching noises of her strap fucking you and her rapid moaning were enough to send you over the edge, tearing a deafening scream from your throat. your whole body shaking as another orgasm is pulled from you, collapsing on the bed, and body jolting with every aftershock of pleasure.

feeling the cock slowly slide out of you and the spot next to you sink, feeling kazuha's arms pull you on top of her and nuzzling your face into her neck, sobbing.

her hand massaging your scalp through your hair and other hand rubbing your side, "shhhh, you did so well my love."

her kissing away the tears that fell from your eyes and humming you softly to sleep, making sure you had all the time you need to recover so she can fuck you all over again later. after all, her stamina hasn't even been spent yet.

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Drunk Confessions pt 2

Minho x Female reader

Word count: 1.9K

Synopsis: What happens when you drunk dial the wrong person and confess your love for Minho

A/N: 18+ ONLY! Part 2 of the SKZ Drunk Confessions! This one is on the softer side but I hope you all like it. Warnings and smut below the cut.

Warnings 18+ ONLY MDNI! Cursing/strong language, unprotected piv sex, cream pie. That's it this one is kind of soft. If by chance I did miss something that should be added please let me know and I will add it asap!

You were lying in bed after a night out drinking with girlfriends. Your mind was a swirl of emotions and alcohol after thinking about your crush Minho and having way too many apple pie shots.

The shots were so good though and went down so easily and apparently you did too after about eight of them. Your friends had to drag you up to your apartment, one of them just crashing on your couch. You needed to talk, to vent, but you didn’t want to wake her. You’d been enough trouble for her for one night. 

You decided to call Jisung and get some of this out of you, he would listen to you vent about your stupid crush as long as you needed him to. You needed a Jisung vent session asap. You grabbed your phone, not paying attention to what time it was, and squinted at it, tapping at the screen until you heard ringing. 

 It was 3am when Minho’s phone rang. He squinted and saw your contact photo on his screen and answered immediately worried there might be an emergency. It wasn’t like you to call him so late. 

“Y/n? Hello?” You snickered and let out a sigh. 

“Youuu sounded like Minho jus now Sungie.” Oh you were way drunk. 

“Y/n it is-” You cut him off. 

“Jisung I love ‘im somuch I’m you sound like him. You know only you can know though so shhhh don’t tell Minho.” He couldn’t help but laugh, endeared by your drunken state. 

“I won’t tell him. Don’t worry.” You giggled again. 

“I know Sungie. Do you think he has any idea?” Minho hummed. 

“I think he might have a clue.” You sighed heavily. 

“Then why’s he so unavailable? He doesn’t like me back?” He disagreed. 

“Hmm no I think he does, I think he only realized recently that you feel the same way he does.” You let out a dreamy sigh. 

“You really think that Sungie? You think he loves me too?” 

“Yes I do.” Minho confessed. 

“Why don’t you get some rest and we’ll talk tomorrow.” You hummed already half asleep on the phone with him. 

“Kay Sungs. Loooove you!” Minho laughed. 

“I love you too.” The next morning your friend that crashed over woke you to let you know she was leaving and you decided to get up and make some coffee to try and combat the hangover that was setting in. As soon as you took that first soul wakening sip of that black gold you heard a knock on your door. Assuming it was your friend who left something you shouted to come in and low and behold Minho came walking into the kitchen. 

“OH! Min, I thought it was Addy coming back. What are you doing here?” He smirked at you. 

“I thought you might want to discuss our conversation from last night a bit more thoroughly.” You were confused. 

“Have you officially lost it Min, we didn’t talk last night. I drunk dialed Jisung and then crashed hard.” He was chuckling very amused. 

“No you drunk dialed me thinking it was Jisung. Go on look at your call log.” You grabbed your phone and opened it and sure enough the last phone call out was not Jisung but Minho. 

“Oh.” You were leaning against your counter and Minho walked towards you, placing a hand on the counter on each side of you effectively trapping you. 

“Yes oh indeed. You said some things last night that I feel like you should have been sharing with me instead of Jisung.” You tried to play stupid, like you didn’t remember anything, even though you knew it was pointless. 

“Did I? Funny, what did I say.” He raised one of his sharp eyebrows at you. 

“You know.” You shook your head no. 

“You knooow...” He repeated, you stood there silent refusing to admit it out loud. 

“You like me no no you looooooove me.” He poked your nose and continued in a sing song voice. 

“You loooove me, you L.O.V.E. meee-” You got upset. 

“Don’t tease me! It’s not nice to tease someone because they have a crush.” You pushed him away and stormed off. Minho followed and gently grabbed you by the hand stopping you. You pulled your hand away mad. 

“You let a person down gently when you don’t like them back Min you don’t boop their nose and tease them.” Minho shook his head. 

“Don’t like you ba- did you listen to anything Jisung, well I, said last night?” You stopped and thought. You really didn’t remember everything. You had been tired. 

“I told you that I liked you too y/n. That I love you too.” Your heart skipped a beat hearing those words come from those beautiful lips. Minho stepped closer, leaned in and kissed you. His pouty lips softly pressing against yours. He pulled a breath away. 

“I love you y/n.” Your eyes got big and teary. 

“I love you too Min.” He kissed you again and you both broke the kiss laughing. 

“Sooo does this make you my girlfriend now?” You smiled ear to ear hearing him call you that and nodded. 

“I think so...” He smiled too. 

“Good can I take my girlfriend on a date tonight?” 

“Of course, I’d love to go out with you tonight Min.” He raised that eyebrow again. 

“Not too hung over.” You shook your head. 

“Never.”  

“Then be ready at 7 beautiful I’ll be here to pick you up for dinner and we’ll skip drinks.” You laughed agreeing. He kissed you one more time and left you to go about your day and get ready.  

At 7 Minho picked you up and took you out for burgers and fries at your favorite diner. You went for a walk by the river and then he drove you home. He’d been a perfect gentleman the entire night but still his regular Minho self.

You stood at your open door and just as Minho was about to say something you kissed him. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders and your lips parted, your tongue invading his mouth. Minho gripped your hips and kissed you back. It was so intense, hearts racing, blood boiling.

Minho unapologetically lit your whole body on fire when he touched you, kissed you. When you both broke the kiss to breathe you laughed, your foreheads pressed together.  

“You know what’s the great thing about the first date with someone you’ve known a long time?” You asked and he shook his head. You leaned in to Minho’s ear. 

“If you want, you can fuck guilt free.” He looked at you, his eyebrows raised and a smirk plastered on his face. 

“Is that so.” You nodded. 

“Mhmm.” Minho was just about to say something else but you pulled the lapels of his jacket kissing him, backing into your apartment, pulling him with you. 

“I like a girl who’s not afraid to take control...” Minho suddenly kicked the door closed and pushed you against the wall. 

“But don’t be fooled into thinking I’ll just let you.” He kissed you hard and bit your lip teasing you. His lips and teeth trailed down your neck. 

“Fuck, Min, please don’t tease me.” He groaned. 

“Ughh, teasing is the best part.” His lips ghosted across your skin and you got goosebumps. 

“Not tonight please, just need you.” You grabbed his face and kissed him. 

“Take me to bed.” You jumped wrapping your legs around Minho’s body. He caught you his hands firmly holding you up by your ass. 

“Make me yours Min.” You kissed him again. Minho carried you to your room, set you down on your feet and spun you so your back was facing him. He slapped your ass. 

“Go on then, get those clothes off beautiful.” You rubbed the spot on your ass and smirked at him before stripping your clothes while he removed his own. Minho climbed on your bed, sat against your head board and patted his lap. 

“Come on then, here’s your seat.” You giggled and climbed over crawling up his legs and sitting on his lap. His hand trailed down your cheek. 

“Hey beautiful.” You got a little shy suddenly, sitting there naked on Minho’s lap him looking at you like that, like the only thing in the room, the only thing in the world. 

“Hey.” He held your face and kissed you. 

“You good?” You nodded biting your lips and Minho smiled. 

“Good.” You kissed him again, deeper. You made out on his lap for a little while and once you couldn’t take having only his lips you positioned yourself over his cock and sank down on him. 

“FUCK!” Minho gripped your hips once he was fully inside you. 

“Give me just a second there beautiful, fuck!” Minho didn’t realize how good it would feel inside you and he needed just a minute or he might blow way too soon leaving you very not satisfied and he couldn’t do that.

You did as Minho asked and gave him a moment. You were in no hurry. Finally, after a minute of willing his balls to calm the fuck down, Minho gave you the signal that you could start moving. When you did he felt amazing inside you. 

“God Min, you feel so good.” You started a rhythm riding him, gripping his shoulders for support. Minho just held your hips and let you go, watching you take what you wanted was such a turn on for him. 

“Such a good girl, ride me so well, feels unreal.” You smiled and leaned in to kiss him more while you continued to chase your orgasm that was approaching quickly. 

“I’m... god I’m gonna cum!” Minho just held you not wanting to mess up the rhythm you had. 

“Take it jagi yea? Cum for me.” You wrapped your arms around him tightly and held on as waves of ecstasy washed over your whole body. 

“Yesyesyesyes! God fuck yes Minho!” You finally sat still in his lap shaking from your orgasm and kissed slowly, passionately. Minho moved putting you on your back taking his place between your legs.  

“You really are so beautiful.” You started blushing. 

“I love you Minho.” He leaned down and kissed you. 

“I love you too.” He kissed you again and this time he sank into you. He wrapped one of your legs around his waist and pushed in deeper. 

“FUCK! YES!” Hearing you lit Minho’s fire and he started to fuck you harder. 

“So good god yes! So beautiful, my gorgeous jagiya!” You held on for dear life as Minho fucked you. 

“Min please, cum for me please.” He groaned and rested his forehead in the crook of your neck. You thread your fingers through the hair at his nape and whispered in his ear. 

“Cum. For me. Cum for me Minho. I’m yours.” He moaned and pushed deep inside you as he came. 

“Yes, fuck, so soft, so warm.” He laid down on top of you and you traced your fingers up and down his back as you both came down. After a moment he took a deep breath and rolled off of you and pulling you over onto him. You rested your head against his chest and listened to his steady heart beat as it lulled you to sleep. 

“I’m glad I drunk dialed you last night instead of Jisung.” You said half asleep out of nowhere. You nuzzled in on the edge of passing out entirely. 

“Me too beautiful,” Minho chuckled. 

“Me too.” 

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[the-grand-av3]

No I don't want anymore, and neither should you

Oh! What a buzz kill. Watch this.

Oh my god you just downed that vodka like nothing wtf

One more drink, Voxxy~

Jesus christ you are so wasted

No 'm not.. Please...?

No, Al. You're blackout drunk, you're gonna get alcohol poisoning

We're in Hell, Voxxy... Please? Please, just one more round? It's all I ask?

*Unholy interpretation* No. Cmon lets go home. Velvette’s gonna be pissed we're back so late

Velvette doesn't have to be mad if we have good reason.

Which is

You know.

A little quality time. Me and you.

(WTF IS HE ASKING TO FU...)

(I'm so excited to go killing other overlords with vox)

No. You're drunk

But I'm making the decision all the same?

No. Cmon. Ally oop, up onto my back you go

Difjsngje im too old for this

YESSS! I DO LOVE SEEING THE WORLD FROM SO HIGH UP!!

Good fucking lord. Shush shush people are staring

LET THEM!!! IT’S I WHO STANDS ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!

Shhh

I'll let you be on top of the world if you're quiet

Oh, dear Vox. What a challenge you ask of me, AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH---

Shhhh oh my god Al

VOX, LET US HAVE ANOTHER ROUND ONCE WE GET HOME. ONE MORE ROUND OF ME AND YOU BREAKING OUR BACKS AND DRINKING!

OUR CRIES OF JOY WILL BE SO LOUD YOU'L BE ABLE TO HEAR US FROM LUST AHAHAHAHAHAAHAUSUCJQOCOQJFIQODEM---

Al, stop kicking your legs, I can't keep standing--

*CRASH*

Ow

Are you okay Al

Ffowpspfjebfigkefksks I feel sick...

Fucking hell okay lets go lets hurry

Back to the tower we go

THIS JUST IN

ALASTOR AND VOX ARE FUCKING??? THE RADIO DEMON AND HIS BOYTOY?? HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE PREDICAMENT WE ALL GUESSED WOULD HAPPEN

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Day 5

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[plentyoffandoms]

Day 9: Double Penetration 🎃

Cash Wheeler x f/reader

Requested by @legit9thlunaticwarrior

Kinktober 2023

Just like all my other stories, this has not been proofread, but please enjoy.

Gifs do not belong to me. @raisehightheroofbeamkimbo

Warnings: Smut below the cut. Anal, use of a toy. Creampie, mention of oral.

WC: 497

Daniel- Cash Wheeler

"Shhhh, everything is okay, baby girl. You're alright." I said her as I slid into her ass, groaning low in my throat at the tightness.

"Too much, Daniel."

"This is what you wanted, though. You told me you wanted to have both holes filled, but I am not willing to share you." I told her as I rested against her ass, my head falling to my chest.

I slowly pulled back and then thrust as hard as I could, making her squeal.

"Take it. Take my cock in your ass. Take that dildo in your pussy." Speaking of the vibrating dildo, I turned it up another notch. The vibrations make her cry out my name, but it makes her ass tighten even more so around me.

I slapped her ass, "Don't do that. You don't want this to be finished before we have even started."

But she didn't listen. She never is too far gone now. I wanted nothing more than slide out of this ass and push into her pussy, right along side that dildo, but I didn't.

This is her wish to be filled like this. Maybe next time I will have the other dildo up her ass, one in her pussy still and me down her throat as I fuck her face.

I had to pull out of her ass before I came at the thought of having all of her holes filled. What a fucking sight that would be. Her pussy just dripping for me, just like it is now.

I know she is soaking sheets her as I can see it. "Daniel, please fuck me." She mumbled.

"You want me to fuck you? Okay." I gripped her hips in my hands and slammed into her ass once more, pounding her into the mattress.

She was screaming my name, almost like a prayer. "Oh Daniel, oh God, Oh fuck, Daniel."

I pulled out of her and flipped her onto her back, hiking her legs over my shoulders and continuing the brutal fucking of her ass.

"Play with yourself." She knew what I ment as she reached down between our sweaty bodies and grabbed the base of the dildo and pulled it out of her pussy and started to thrust in and out of herself.

"That's my girl. Yes, just like that." I was close, but she was even closer. I felt her legs go taunt and her back arch off the bed, her eyes rolled back into head as I felt her soak me. She squirted all over my lower stomach.

As her lower body trembled, I fell forward, folding her almost completely in half as I slammed my mouth against hers as I came in her ass with a low moan.

A small gasp left her mouth as she felt me fill her. "Did so good for me." I muttered against her lips.

I waited a few moments and then pulled out of her, watching as my cum leaked from abused hole.

Day 8: Creampie - Eddie Kingston ● Day 10: Drunk Sex - Kenny Omega x f/Reader x Wardlow

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[corvidcrossbow]

Every time I listen to Hazey by Glass Animals I just think of young Daryl like hhhhhhhuuuuuuuuu (I've been a Glass Animals fan for so many years and it's eating at me)

I imagine the verses would be a back forth between Daryl and his parents, and then you.

C/W: Mentions of abuse, alcoholism, smoking, parental death, Daryl's trauma

Your baby's falling, you know I'm talking now

You know I'm dancing, you know I'm racing 'round

No no you're so juiced, you said you'd kick the booze

You know I'll get bruised, you know that I'm just a boy

First verse would be a young him towards his father, his dad once saying he'd be sober - but of course that was broken following his mothers death, and it never held much truth or promise to begin with.

Daryl was just a little kid (I say 8 or so), and would try to use that as leverage, crying and pleading when his fathers abuse first started to really pick up. He'd always tell him to shut up and stop crying, which is where Daryl's tendencies to be closed off and hide emotions were cemented into his psyche - to 'take it like a man'. He'd hear it from Merle too under other contexts, who'd picked it up from their dad - but also bullies, teachers or most anyone else, that's just how it is growing up in the rural south.

Daryl never got to be a boy, he had to be a man.

Come back baby, don’t you cry

Don’t you drain those big blue eyes

I’ve been crawling

Come back baby, don’t you cry

Just you say the reason why

I can calm you

The chorus would be how Daryl would imagine his mom. He'd sit alone in the woods, or lay in bed in the dark, and try to hear the sound of his mothers voice - her comforting tone, arms reaching out as he'd run to her, feeling like he was crawling to her, and she'd hold him tight. She'd wipe the tears from his glassy big blue eyes. 'Wha's wrong sweetheart? Why're you cryin'? You can tell me. Shhh, shhhh... I'm here baby.'

He so badly wanted her back. To tell her everything, for her to save him from his father. Maybe she wasn't the best mother in the world, there'd been issues. But she was his mom. 'Pleas', momma... com' back...'

You say I’m bawling, I say I’m begging while

You take my photo, I fake my breaking smile

I’m fucking loco, I can’t get through to you

You turn your nose you, spark up and I can go

And again with the crying, Daryl's father would just say he was being 'a wimp' or 'a pussy'. Daryl had to learn how to mask everything, to act like it was all okay. Whether at school, in public, with friends, other family, or when Merle would come around - he needed to pretend what was happening wasn't happening. Maybe even then he could believe it too, that it wasn't real.

But as he aged, it ate away at him, drove. him. crazy. He knew the truth, that it did happen. It was real. And the scars that covered his back proved it. That's what led to his outbursts, how he'd get snippy and snappy with people. He could only keep his emotions buried for so long before they'd start to burst.

And it'd land him in trouble. Snarky mumbles towards a teacher when a test would be returned, and it was straight to detention. Giving someone the wrong look, then responding in the wrong way, and he'd find himself on the ground surrounded by kids a bit older and larger than him, kicking him before spitting at the ground beside him and leaving him there.

He was always more cautious around his dad, knowing he'd be a harsher outcome than any other - but there were still times where his father felt he was 'givin' 'im attitude 'n he needs tah check 'imself', even though Daryl was treading lightly.

Any time his father wasn't beating him, he was always drunk, or smoking. He gave up a long time ago with trying to reason with him, get through. He learned to rely on himself, and solely himself. Daryl would go out alone - and that time he was lost in the forest - and his dad was too engrossed in substances to realize, or care. He himself was all he really had, so he shut everyone else out. At least for a long time.

Come back baby, don’t you cry

Don’t you drain those big blue eyes

I’ve been crawling

Come back baby, don’t you cry

Just you say the reason why

I can calm you

And as the chorus would repeat, it'd be you. Daryl would distance himself, or even disappear. Isolating, shutting away what was left of a nearly nonexistent world.

Now you were the one begging. Going to find him and begging him to come back. For him to let you into his world, let you be there for him. Calm him, be what he needs.

And as you seemed to be metaphorically crawling after him, he finally let you in. Despite how many years had gone by, his eyes were still big, still blue, and glassy again.

Your words and actions would mirror what he pictured his mom doing. Holding him and rocking him, whispering against his head 'Shhh... it's okay, I'm here. Talk to me, angel. What's wrong?'

[faglander]

dont let me cook

"finally.... mine," pax says running her fingers over the cool metal of the nxt womens title laying vertically on the ground. she had finally gotten her title alone, away from roxanne and anyone else that has any chance of hurting her. she had successfully tricked rox into leaving the title alone, so she could steal her from her. pax had found a dark room, away from the main performance center building, she was sure no one would find her there.

"no one can take you away from me, no one can ever separate us ever again" pax laid down and whispers into the white leather, her lips inches away from the cold metal, the title was free of roxannes sideplates, pax had removed them herself, the title was hers now, it didn't matter. no one was going to be able to separate them, "i'm gonna kill every single one of them who have ever held you before me. they're already dead in my mind, don't you worry pretty thing." pax cooed and laughed manically.

pax wasn't sure where the attraction came from or why she felt so drawn to this thing, the nxt womens title was an inanimate object but that didn't matter to pax, she felt the same attraction for the nxt womens title as she did any regular person. pax ran her fingers against the metal again, tracing the outline of the big X in the middle of the title. she kissed the title sloppily, she felt drunk, she didn't care if the title was dirty, she had finally gotten her lover in her hands, she was hers.

pax grabbed the knife she had in her wrestling boot, just in case roxanne or anyone else tried to stop her from taking whats hers, she sat up, an idea coming into her head. she dragged the knife up the leather, she knew how sharp her knife was so she avoided the metal, careful not to scratch the precious metal. she flipped the title over, carefully once again, she didn't want to hurt her love. "shhhh, everything will be over soon" she cooes at the title, she knew it didn't have to feel good. she meticulously scratched her initials into the back of the leather, once she was done she gave the back of the title a kiss, leaving her black lipstick underneath her initials.

"now its time for the fun part," pax laughed again as she flipped her lover over, the same manic laugh. she quickly removed her gear shorts, leaving herself in just her underwear. she straddles the title, lowering herself onto her, she lets out a whine as she feels the cool metal against her clothed wet cunt, she was leaking all through her underwear, she could feel it before she took her gear off and she was sure she was going to leak all over the title, she wastes no time rubbing herself against the title, pax didn't feel dirty, she was her lover after all. "bet no one touched you like this," she whined out, "no one will get to touch you like i do," she humped the title faster, jumping ever so slightly when the cold metal hits her clit, pax leans down kissing the leather again. "mine" pax chanted over and over again bringing herself closer and closer to the edge. she felt the wetness against the title, making her whine even more.

she was inching closer and closer to her release, the metal feeling good against her. "im g-gonna cum," pax whines out grinding against the title even more. she lets out a series of broken moans as her orgasm hit her hard. she continued grinding herself against the title riding out her orgasm. she let out a sigh once the aftershocks of her orgasm worn off and removes herself off the title.

"ohhh my baby," pax pouted and whined, "m sorry i was so messy our first time, let me clean you up," pax cooed at the title again using her tongue to lick up her wetness. once she felt like she got enough she grabbed the title and put her in her lap facing pax. pax brought the title to her chest and hugged her tightly, "once we get out of here im gonna clean you up even more, you're gonna be so shiny, everyone will be blinded by your beauty."

went a little too crazy with this im so sorry

[gayspectacless]

I-

Shhhh- I wanna do somthin funny-

Hi Jimmyyyy-

This is wallace, and im fucksd right now

Don’t know what I’m talking to you againnnnn

-(Very Drunk) Wallace Wells ⭐️💙

wha?- wallace you need to lay off the drinks.. but what do you mean something funny?

[unadulterated-syd]

a/n —

+ i wrote this for myself bc i just got my license and it really stressed me out.. so its very ooc but i don't want ANY comments about it being ooc bc it was MY outlet.

+ again this is for me so he did in fact say bubs, plus im american so im SORRY theres no cool slang in there my british impression is awful and im not trying

+ lastly i didn't edit this so shhhh,, im tagging normal people if u dont want tags that im unsure of pls just ignore this im in an era plus reader refers to them as boyfriends just read it diff if you want its okay theyre forbidden gay or not

» [rocky horror -> billy cobb] «

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staying up late, i should go to sleep.

wandering the halls was not unusual to you, practically an everynight occurence by now. being a prefect, they let you get away with it.

having practically been adopted by minevera and poppy— they understood your trouble with sleeping. they understood why, and they understood aimless walking helped.

they'd always stood in and gave a good word, dumbledore couldn't have been bothered to punish you anywho. some nights you'd even wonder drunkly, mumbling to yourself as you let students slip passed you without punishment.

you had a name to uphold— but you far from respected or supported your family. one of blood supremacy and hypocricy, unfortunately the children of families like yours were forced to adult more than those of age.

you were just like that, so much weight on your shoulders that you far from bothered to let your thoughts hurt you. you'd become responsible for ignoring them.

similarly, you'd become familiar with sirius black through this similar ideaology. familiar. you were far from 'friends', though people with similar stories, two who found comfort in one another from afar.

this led you to be familiar with all the marauders, though you'd far from a mustered a word to any of them— they knew you were on their team, when needed. at any word you'd betray your dreaded house.

i should go to sleep, its tuesday but i can't stop— thinking of your skin

there was one exception to your marauders rule, you had spoken to one. more than spoken, you'd held dear on many occasions. whom cared to much fot everyone around him.

you'd been practically forced to a gryffindor party— sirius had insisted on you recieving an invitation, though he was not the messenger.

he'd begged regulus to offer you the invite, even though he hadn't invited his younger brother. eventually, regulus gave in. you felt obligated to go, with how much trouble he went through to get you there, how could you refuse?

however, no one seemed interested in you being there. weird looks from many angles, strange glances your way. with the exception of one individual.

james fleamont potter.

james had practically thrown himself at you, a million questions filling the air before you could even shake his hand. regardless, you answered every question, and he listened to every answer.

when he'd realized you came alone— he vowed to spend the night by your side. introducing you here and there, inviting you to random drinking games.

and at some point something had clicked in the both of you.

you could hardly remember, but it was spin the bottle— or perhaps seven minutes in heaven? it didn't matter what game it was, you just remember you'd kissed and sparks flew.

you were both so drunk you didn't know if james remembered anything either, you just remember him. they way he smelled, the way he smiled at everthing you said, the way he looked at you.

he treated you like the world revolved around you, he was the earth circling around you. but it only lasted that night, because when he'd found you the next day he'd lost the courage to speak to you.

you still had your reputation— more than half the school still saw you as an enemy. you were a cruel and feelingless person to them. so how could james fleamont potter ever justify you wanting to be with him?

i've been known to be a hopeless, no good, nobody. and they're right.

you could sense why he didn't come back, though you'd assigned a much different explaination than he.

you were a bad look on his reputation, an outstanding quidditch player. an outstanding gryffindor, brave and caring. the real question was never why would you want to be with him, but rather why could he want to be with you.

not that it mattered anymore.

you knew you were a hopeless case— sirius had changed, he'd fix his side and found a way out. but you hadn't, and likely you never would.

you had no friends, you spent no time partying, with the exception of sirius' one invitation. you were a nobody. scary to anyone who hadn't heard sirius' tales of you, worthless to anyone in your own house.

you somehow rubbed everyone around you the wrong way— a bloodtraitor to your family, a blood supremesist to people whom you wanted to defend, not enough to all your slytherin peers.

it made sense that he never came back. he must've been ashamed to some extent, he was so much more than you'd ever be.

i know your eyes can see right through me. but believe me, it's my pleasure.

tonight went differently for you, your restlessness brought you near the gryffindor tower.

deep down something within you begged for you to sneak your way in and find james. but your mind would never let you, there was no chance you'd ever have the bravery to do so.

in all ways, you knew even if you had he'd understand too much. he knew your every feeling, even if you kept it hidden.

after one night of gestures you knew he was your perfect second half, he knew you more than you knew yourself. and oddly enough, you returned that.

you knew he drained himself, he was too compassionate for his own good. you knew he could never love you publically because no one knew you.

no one knew your parents hated you, no one knew it was because you'd defended muggleborn peers, no one knew you had plans of running away.

no one knew you'd never get that mark, that you'd never defend it's honor. but he did, and that's why you both stood at a crossroads.

he had a reputation too.

one that no one saw through, everyone believed they knew him. he could do no wrong, and too anyone you two were polar opposites. but too eachother you were practically the same.

you cared too much, just like him. you drained yourself with worry, and he knew how much it'd taken you to get over the fact you'd never be the perfect kid.

you'd never be what your parents wanted, you'd never be cherished like him. unless it was by him.

and something inside you found it comforting, the idea for once you couldn't lie. because he'd never fall for it.

he was the same as you, and he knew you didn't need fixing. you weren't broken, and neither was he. flawed, possibly. and that was the most comforting thing about him.

he didn't need to work for you, and you didn't need to work for him.

i miss the sea, i miss it's sandy beaches, salty breeze. and it reminds me of you.

because it's so sweet, you're so sweet, you're so sweet.

knocking on your head, you'd come to the conclusion you needed to leave. find your way back to your room, and move on.

in a way you felt hollow for having a heart, as if your brain could only be seen as brilliant if your heart stayed cold. because your heart led you to a common room of people who hated you— whilst your brain begged you to forget and regret.

but once again he showed how similar you two were. as if he'd known you'd he at there, he appeared at the portrait. he looked sleepless, suprised that you were there, yet also as if he'd been expecting you.

"y/n?"

he looked like a painting to you, groggily rubbing his eyes, voice the same as always. trying to illude to the idea he'd been sleeping— though you saw right through him.

"james.."

"what're you doing here?" he stepped out, closing the painting behind him.

you took a deep breath, weighing your head and your heart— as if it mattered. he saw right through you, even if you lied right to his face.

"did you need something..?"

"you."

his eyes widened only slightly, he knew why you were there but the clarity was almost frightening. he couldn't lie to himself anymore, because you'd come clean to his face.

"i know i disappeared im sorry, i know you've got a reputation, i know.. i just—" you sighed, fumbling with your words, "nobody knows me like you james, and all it took was a day for you to see me. i mean.. i missed you. us? its cheesey i know but.."

"one moment."

you watched him disappear into the common room, leaving you with your thoughts. your head was spinning, there were butterflies hitting every wall of your stomach, had it been too much for him? had you read him wrong?

he came out a moment later, a jacket wrapped around his shoulders, wand in hand. he stood with a second coat in his other hand, one which he held out to you.

you took it, pulling it on— even if you didn't know his plans, then he held his now free hand out, you took it.

"how about a walk?" he gave you a smile, pulling you along.

you two indulged in a comfortable silence, you just enjoyed holding his hand. even if you weren't sure it'd happen again.

i dont care how you want me to live my life, as long as i'm in yours.

he didn't lead you anywhere in particular, leaving you the silence you needed to grow the courage to open up.

and eventually it worked.

"i'm sorry i came so late, i didn't think you'd even catch me."

"i wasn't sleeping anyway, you can always show up." he looked at you again, raising a brow, "what's wrong, bubs?"

you could feel his thumb rub over your knuckles, it felt endearing. the way he acted, the way he treated you, it was as if the two of you had been dating an eternity. however, you'd never even started dating.

i know how whiney i sound right now, but i can't help myself.

"i think—" you sighed, stopping in your spot, leading him to do the same. you could feel his eyes on you, he couldn't read you anymore, and it scared him. "i think i really like you, james."

"i mean like.. like boyfriends? like i want to get out of my house, finally befriend sirius.. i mean not be whatever the hell everyone thinks i am— i want to be whatever you want i just want to be with you."

he looked at you hesitantly for a moment— he wasn't pondering whether he wanted to be with you or not, rather trying to decide how to proceed.

"i've been waiting to hear that." he turned fully to face you, "but, i like you too. this way, you don't have to be different. just what you want to be."

i know your eyes can see right through me.

james tags -> @nyxxxxxxxx , @innerloverpainter , @carlgrimesslover , @nutellani , @angry-little-frog @loving-and-dreaming

marauders tags -> @withastrangerheart

do NOT critize this one i will CRY.

also the song is rocky horror by billy cobb,, its not every1s cup of tea but i <3 it