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2013 Testimonials

Masayu Soleha's engagement Date of Event: 28 December 2013 via FB Page PM

From Ayu Idris on 22 January 2014 at 2:57pm

Assalam kak. Sorry for e Late Testimonial

I would like to thank you tremendously for your help during my engagement. I feel and look great on that day.I had received great compliments on the way i look. Its makes me feel more confident for the engagement. And i love how you had change my look to be more radiant and beautiful.I will definitely recommend you to my friends that are going to have an engagement/wedding. Thank You again for your help.

Marni & Muhammad Fadhli wedding Date of Event: 11 & 12 January 2014 via FB Page

From Fadhli Fadzu on 20 January 2014 at 1:18pm

Where do i begin? Thank you so much for being there for me on my wedding day. Kak Juls, you are truly an incredible artist and individual. Not only did you make me feel the most gorgeous I have ever felt, you kept me calm and really coached me for the whole day.

I really felt like a princess on my wedding day and I owe a part of that to you. She not only wants to make you look beautiful but she goes above and beyond to make you feel beautiful, inside and out. Kak Juls, your talent, professionalism and kind relaxing spirit were essential to the day's success. I felt so beautiful thanks to you!!

Siti Zuhriyyah & Muhammad Nurfarhan wedding Date of Event: 14 & 15 December 2013 via FB Page

From Zuuh Zo on 16 December 2013 at 7:12am

Alhamdulillah God allows me to meet the perfect make up artist for my wedding. Someone who was so accommodating and easy to work with. Who has never given up. On me despite mg ficklemindedness. Alhamdulillah I met Kak Juls and her ever so hardworking and friendly assistant, Zahidah.

Kak Juls amazed me w her flair for make up and made me look awesome, gorgeous and diva-ish all together. So many of my guests complimented on my make up and it is all thanks to her. I had so much fun working w her.. It was a never ending laughter when im w her.

Thank you kak Juls Abdullah for all that u have done for me. I truly felt like a princess, pampered and feeling all pretty when im w you..

Love u loads kak. Xoxo

Nur Zahidah's makeover Date of Event: 30 November 2013 via FB comment

Known her from facebook, learn personal makeup from her, a very dedicated mentor, humble and down to earth mak andam as being her assitant, learn bridal makeup from her, a very detailed mentor who taught me alot (very generous in passing her knowledge) ... lastly im very fortunate to have my own mentor to makeover for my phtoshoot... Alhamdullilah... Syukran for all the never endig support and guidance...Semoga ur business sucess!! Amin .. and not to forget abg im too.. ♡♡ u guys

Shahidah & Ridzurin wedding Date of Event: 24 November 2013 via FB album comment

5 years ago, I was captivated at how gorgeous my sister looked like on her wedding day and 5 days ago, I was captivated by my own transformation and it’s all thanks to Him for giving her magical fingers and the opportunity to engage her as my MUA.

To my dearest Kak Juls, I can’t thank you enuff for all your effort to make this plain jane who knows nuts about make up and whose forever skeptical about even looking fine with make up on (especially with the flawed skin) jump and squeal with joy and satisfaction in front of the mirror. Really love the outfits, make up and hijabstyling! Thanks to u I feel good on my big day..

Thank you for your patience and professionalism right from day 1 we met. I was late for my first meet up with you, and then I decided to change my 2nd outfit (seems like I’m a leceh client. HEE..). The best thing about you is the respect you have for your pengantinsn our wants.

Thank you for being that Mak Andam tt doesn’t freak me out like how other Mak Andams freak me. Thank you for being like a Da Jie to me, especially on the big day itself. I really love the “Because it is Shahidah” moments, and all that “closed group talks” about you know what. So much warmth, care and love from you that I felt calm and confident to walk down the red (more like, purple) carpet. It was soo fun and gerek to have you as my MUA that I wish I had chosen to do a 2-day event, just to enjoy more of your magical touch and different looks on me!

Initially it was worrying trying to figure out how I will look like but alhamduLILLAH, you make me feel all pretty and princess-y with my favourite wanna-have make up and smokey eyes despite my tired face. You are really good at matching the perfect make up with the different faces (something you know that I’m amazed by!). Not only that, thank you for guiding my photographer and also, taking photographs of us! You’re such a pro! And I apologise for being the most menggelenyah bride ever that you had to fix my trail and tudung every now and then.. I’m just really glad YOU ARE THE ONE. Also, would like to thank Kak Ita for being all smiley and motherly while helping me out with my choice of outfit and for the inners. And to Kak Nora, for feeding me one jubjub before/after feeding yourself. Hope you’ve recovered from the cough (oh, and you left it here.. HEE).

To Abg Im, thank you for being there for Zurin during the fitting sessions. It’s really nice to have u around and to joke around with, and for the advice on 5LoveLanguages. And must really thank you for picking up Kak Juls late, for I had the opportunity to have a H2H talk with her and a little fun with the guestbook and polaroid. Inshaa Allah we will try to heed your advices. Kak Juls, you’re definitely more than just awesome! Thank you for the beautiful memories during the simple cotton candy wedding. It feels like a fairy tale. And I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for any shortcomings from me, hubby and family. THANK YOU!! *huggzz*

Wishing you all the best in evtg u do n Julsdsweet a great success! May Allah always bless you & family. And I’ll never forget your tagline – “STAY GORGEOUS ALWAYS!” With lots of love, Shahidah

Roslina & Md Yusoff wedding Date of Event: 22 & 23 November 2013 via FB PM

Dearest Kak Jules..

Thanks for transforming me into the princess that my husband so adore especially on the biggest day of our lives. You're a gem!!! To have met you and being able to appoint you as my mak andam on our big day is a god sent. We couldn't have thanked you enough for all your advices, patience and generosity. You listen to your client's request but give your opinions and your suggestions in the best interest of your client. After all's said and done, if the client insists on her own way, you will still materialise her vision to the best advantage of your client. Kudos to you and your professionalism. May Allah bless you and your family with good health and happiness always.

Cherrio from us...

Mr and Mrs Yusoff

P/S: we sooooo <2<3<3<3 the pictures

Noy's makeover Date of Event: 16 November 2013 via FB album comment

From Ixora Veronica Iv on 23 November 2013 at 8:45pm

Hi Kak Juls. . Would lyke to say a BIG THANK YOU so much for accepting my last min makeover for last Sat 16th Nov my daughter 2nd birthday. . All my guests were full of praises for my makeup. . Uve put up an awesome beautiful transform for me. . Would highly recommend your service. . Hope to render your makeover again in the near future:)

Azlin Marliana & Maliki wedding Date of Event: 10 November 2013 via Dropbox

To the most awesome make-up artist Juls Abdullah

Thank you for making me the most gorgeous princess! The transformation was truly out of this world. Your magic touch enhanced my already naturally "radiant aura". Glowing habis! Sungguh terserlah seri pengantin nyer. Ahakz! Your precision eye for details was unsurpassed. Perfecto. I love love love my bridal bouquet! O.M.G. Pleasant surprise, indeed. Saya suka, saya suka! Thanks again to you and also Zahidah, for making us feel like a million bucks! We hope you enjoyed the Skypark! ;-)

Sincerely Maliki & Liana

Rayhanah's engagement Date of Event: 16 November 2013 via FB Page PM

From Rayhanah Rahim on 17 November 2013 at 7:21pm

A BIG THANK YOU, for coming over yesterday to doll me up for the event. I really appreciate the time you spent on transforming me and also clicking away photographs. I loved the makeup and the tying of shawl.

Erli Yana & Ashraf solemnization Date of Event: 1 November 2013 via FB Page PM

From Erli Ramlan on 11 November 2013 at 8:24pm

Kak Juls Abdullah.. Up till today... Its been 10 days since the solemnization.. The first time u doll me up.. That is all it took to love every bit of your dedication.. Your calmness despite various circumstances.. Your professional.. Skin deep. You made reality of the exact image i played in my head.. This girl who played with various outlook of how she wants to doll herself up on her wedding day.. You are that one great strength who made it a reality.. You made me discover that.. One not only require skills.. But.. The patience to succumb such tense situation.. The capability to calm the bride. The humour to ensure the bride smile wide.. The in-depth love for all that u do.. To ensure that you focus on the bride.. Her well-being.. Her actions.. Her etiquette. You are one lady who.. Take an inch.. Made a mile.. I love how u made me beautiful kak.. The compliments I received.. Alhamdulillah. You are a god-sent. Dear Ladies... Without a doubt.. She's the one soul you love to have in the midst of the wedding frenzy.Thank you Kak Juls. I heart you.

Noraliza & Hamzah wedding Date of Event: 2 & 3 November 2013 via FB Page PM

From Lizzie HZ on 9 November 2013 at 4:37pm

Salam kak juls, First of all, me and hamzah would like to say many many endless thanks to you for dolling me up on my big day! Not only that, you were somehow a big sister to me too! You calm me down through my nervousness and never once I see you not smiling at me I respect your patience and professionalism. I appreciate you preparing my hair one night before my solemnization and my hair really turned out beauuuutiful the next day! I received many compliments not only from my relatives but from hamzah's relatives as well! Your make up skills are awesome! I highly recommend all the brides to be or whoever that needs any make up service to approach kak juls and I can assure you, you will never regret even for abit! Thanks again kak juls and I wish you all the best and success in everything u do! Send my regards to abg im for me!

Love u akak! Sincerely, Noraliza

From Hamzah on 9 November 2013 at 3:16pm

"Kak, i can never thank you enough for all the time and effort that you put in to my wife's makeup and preparation for the wedding. Your professionalism and the work that you put in has benefited me and my wife tremendously and supercedes our expectations. If i'm marrying Lieza one more time, i would definitely want you to be her Mak Andam once again!! lol!! Bt in all seriousness, me and my wife are amazed and impressed by your artistic skills in makeup and we both agree that we cld'nt have engaged a better Mak Andam than you Thank you sooooo very much kak Juls Abdullah !!! You're the best! And i really mean, 'THE BEST!!!' "

Hamizah & Ahmad Ruzaili solemnization Date of Event: 25 October 2013 via FB Page PM

Hai kak Juls !!me n hubby would like to say tank you so much for ur wonderful service....u r very sweet n layan kn i request for thick makeup ...but seriously i say ur makee up is sooooo niceeee n wonderful verrryyyy smooth i really love it....after nikah i jus kip my makeup till 12 midnight then i wash up hhahhaah....sayang knnnn....i jus love ur wayss very humble,sweettt n simple ...after all no regrets choosing u as my mak andam for nikahh...Wish u all e best in everything alwayzz!!

Fadilah's engagement Date of Event: 27 October 2013 via FB Page PM

From Munsyi Dil on 27 October 2013 at 11:51pm

Assalamualaikum Kak Juls...

Thank u so much for doing my make -up and hijab on my engagement today. You did a fabulous job and made me feel so beautiful. The make-up n hijab was so amazing that I couldn't put into words on how I loved it! Your genuine up beat and friendly personality made me feel comfortable and at ease throughout my engagement ceremony.

To all future brides-to-be out there, I would highly recommend JulsDSweet as your make-up artist for your big day! JulsDSweet is a magnificent make-up artist and this is evident through her work!

Alhamdulillah I've made the right choice and i would definitely engage her bridal services for my wedding in the future.

Nurmala & Mohammad Alif wedding Date of Event: 28 & 29 September 2013 via FB Page PM

From Numie Tuah on 29 October at 2013 12:05am

Salam Kak Juls,

A BIG thank you for dolling this plain jane into someone who cant recognise her own self. 3 different looks for 2 days. I Love it!! My mum loves it! Everyone love it!!

Thank you for being patient with me & my husband. From waiting for me to put in my contact lens (huge relief cos there are some brides like me..hehe), the 'unexpected' moment during outdoor photoshoot, entertaining my kanchiong husband and those cam-whoring sessions.

I will always treasure those unforgettable memories. Thank you to Kak Nora for all the help and Accessories Bridal for the lovely outfits.

I wish you all the best in your future endeavours...

Cheers,

Nurmala & Alif 28 & 29 Sept 2013

Nur Hidayah & Muhd Jasni wedding Date of Event: 12 October 2013 via FB Page PM

From Heeda Yaa Aziz on 21 October at 2013 4:21pm

Salam tO my Beautiful MUA, Kak Juls..

Sorry lambat reply:)

Alhamdulillah, Bersyukur sgt2 pada Allah swt for everything which went pretty well during my majlis Anw, my husband & I would liked to take this opportunity to express our sincere thanks which are uncountable for.. specially tO U, Abg Imran & not forgetting Kak Rosita from Accessorize Bridal for the pretty sweet oufit.

Thank u Kak Juls for assisting me since Day 1, answering my many2 queries, u were there giving me motivation, advices to keep mecalm, although i know i cried buckets i guess.. hehe..im really lucky tO have engaged ur bridal service on my special day.. U took care of me very well & Zee tOo!

Thank u Kak Juls for the awesOme makeup! Received many2, very2 gOod compliment on ur makeup.. Thank u for everything Kak Juls.. Theres nO word REGRET only SATISFACTION..

Thumbs Up Kak Good job!!

Love u many2! & thanks for the photos, nice one

Khairunnisa & Hafizuddien wedding Date of Event: 6 October 2013 via FB Page PM

From Khairunnisa Nordin on 23 October at 2013 9:15pm

To my Dearest Make-Up Artist; Juls Abdullah.

I still remember about a year ago, I was new to finding a MUA for my wedding, new to these sort and kinna things. I felt somewhat unsure about these as I myself know nothing about make-up. But, I know: I wanted to look Natural. Any-o-how, I googled and I found you.

The first time which intrigued me was, the natural look the bride has. And that has got me glued to you. However also, I cannot deny, I was nervous of the unknown. I was afraid that my make-up will be so thick that I will look unnatural or some sort. Your service, whenever I came to Accessories Bridal, was lovely, I felt welcomed, entertained and comfortable. You have that touch. So the moment came! And well, as you can see, I look fantastic!

Thanks to you! You treated and handled me well throughout. You kept your calm and patience. Syukran.

I would definitely recommend you to other brides-to-be, Insyaallah. ;))

Anisa & Mohamed Mumin wedding Date of Event: 21 September 2013 via FB Page PM

From Anisa Sulaiman on 23 October 2013 at 10:08pm

Salam sis,

I hope it's never too late to thank you once again for the fabulous job done on my wedding 21st Sept. Thank you for dolling me up. Your patience and service was remarkable. I can still remember how you took note of all the little details to ensure I glow.

You made me feel very compose and calm when I was feeling nervous during my Nikkah. I really can't thank you for all that you have done.

You were so calm, patience, professional and went beyond the scope of a Mak Andam. Thank you once again sis. Inshayallah, may Allah's blessing be upon you always.

P.S: one of the best Mak Andam I have ever met. Strongly recommended. Keke:-)

Alfie Nadhira & Muhammad Hazri wedding Date of Event: 15 September 2013 via FB Page PM

From Alfie Nadhira Mohamed Ya'akub on 23 October 2013 at 10:11am

To my dearest superwoman mak andam Kak Juls,

Hazri and me would like to say a MILLION THANK YOU to you for your wonderful magical touch. From bottom of my sincere little heart we would like to say we did'nt regret at all taking u as our mak andam!

We are extremely pleased on how you doll me up. In fact my own husband, relatives, friends, colleagues and even myself sampai tak boleh recognise! Haha!! Magical touch la awak ni!! :))) talented! You delivered just what i wanted! Simple yet Nice! :))) Especially my 2nd hairdo yang sungguhhhh leceh. Messy bun! And it turns out sooo nice! I love it!

And the best part, i ni orang nye kulit super sensitive actually. Usually, kalau pakai makeup within few hours da flare. tapi there was no reaction at all on my face even after i wash it off at night around 10pm. So in total, the makeup was on my face for about more than 12 hours! Your products are damn good and you tak lokek at all for using a good product on your customers. COUNTLESS thumbs up!!

Thank you so much for being so patient with me especially pagi pagi buta tu nak kene pakai kan i lens. Thanks to Kak Nora too. Haha!! Layan kan si pendek ni yang takot nak pakai lens tapi padahal dia rabun. Sangat2 patient. Thank you for being there for me the entire day and tak stop stop remind me to smile and to tell myself i look gorgeous!

Your smile, your patient and your cheerful looks makes me so calm and comfortable having you by my side. Kak Juls's face was cheerful throughout the day till night!! You are always smiling, Tak sour at all padahal kite semua was super hungry and i think u sampai tak makan pon termasuk Kakak Nora. Boohoo!! Kesian u both.

To bride to be out there, if you are looking for andaman service and Kak Juls is one of them in ur list, don't need to turn back, its highly recommended! Hehe!!

Thank you wont be enough, therefore Hazri and me doakan semoga Allah sentiasa memberkati Kak Juls sekeluarga. Amin!! Once again, thank you for the AWESOME service kakak!! Apart from myself and Hazri, My mum likes you ALOT! And im sure there out people out pon sukeeee dgn youuu coz i been hearing a lot of positive feedbacka and remarks!

Not forgetting, THANK YOU too to your supportive Husband Abang Im! for the endless support and advises you shared with Hazri. you both makes a great pair!

P/S: sorry, i took so long to drop u a thank you msg. :))

Alhamdulillah we are very happy with everything and we had a greatttt time with you! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!

XOXO, Muhammad Hazri & Alfie Nadhira 15th September 2013

Fasihah & Mohammad Hazmi wedding Date of Event: 14 September 2013 via FB Page PM

From Fasha Hadi on 17 September 2013 at 5:14pm

Salam Kak juls, a magnificent artist for any occasion. Having u as my make up artist for my wedding was a pleasurable experience as well as a highly professional one. U was well organised (lucky someone was, as i had a million things to think about!) and put everyone at ease. U're creativity, direction, knowledge & calm demeanour was everything i had hoped for in a make up artist. U transformed me into a soft, natural, beaming and elegant looking doll. My husband simply luv ur magic touch too. We couldn't thank u enough JulsDsweet, U exceeded my highest expectations and u made it look so easy!

Thank u once again..

Noor Sufiah's engagement Date of Event: 18 September 2013 via Email

Dear Kak Juls,

Thank you for your effort and time for the wonderful make up on me yesterday for my engagement day. I can never thank you enough as I was stunned looking at how gorgeous you turned me out. In fact everyone especially my family members were proud of your work. Thank you also for those advice while I was sitting when the groom side arrived. You were very nice in how you kept telling me to calm down and not be nervous. Once again thank you for dolling me up I feel very special last night. Hopefully you could help me out again on my big day InsyaAllah.

Take care sis and all the best in your work. See you soon.

Thankyou. Warmest Regards, Noor Sufiah

Siti Sumazerin & Mohd Faris wedding Date of Event: 15 & 16 June 2013 via FB Page PM

From Erin Reese's on 2 September 2013 at 12:39am via FB PM

Salam Lebaran to U, Abg Im & Family! Ampon maap ler myk2 for the looong overdued review..

Seriusly, from the bottom of my heart, my heartfelt thanks to U Kak Juls for dolling me up perfect for the most special days in my life. Tak sia-sia I literally stalk ur works since early Y2K, dari zaman multiply lagik! Ever since then, I know for sure, confirm plus chop I want YOU to be my mak andam when I get married one day.

My wish came true when we finally met last year. Ur bubbly fun personality makes me even more sure of my decision. Its so easy breezy communicating with U KAk. Was ecstatic when U agreed to be MUA for my sanding day. Abg Im also help a lot in making my shy husband open up & feel comfortable during the chose-this-chose-that process. Both U & Abg Im make a terrific wifey-hubby team! Not to mention, ur kids are juz adorable, lagik2 si Zahid tuh~

We appreciate ur patience with us, esp me being such a perfectionist. ;p Through it all, U tak putus2 berikan senyuman yg manis serta giving us useful advice from time to time. Even the photographers give a sign of relief when they know U are my mak andam. Prove to show ur commendable good rep & dat U r such an easy going person to work with by others in similar line.

When we got stuck on last minute matters juz like 2 weeks b4 the wedding, we are ever so grateful you & Kak Ita go all out to manage/change things thru & take up our last minute request to doll us up for our nikah day as well. Me & hubs are really satisfied with our decision for the change, esp for the nikah costume of our choice.

Kindly convey our thanks too to Puan punyer kedai Kak Ita & husband from Accessorize Bridal for being patient, letting us try her many2 lovely costumes & finding matching items to make penampilan kita lagi menawan!

Sungguh puas hati lah Kak Juls dgn ur services rendered. Plus, many of my family & guests complimented on ur beautiful works. Hubby pon sukerrr skali..heheh~

Pada smua yg baca review ni, no need to hesitate in making Julsdsweet ur mak andam for ur big day. Her works - beyond satisfaction indeed!!

Insya-allah, if ade rezeki, am eager to re-engage ur service again for future photoshoots~ Till den, U taking care & kita berdua doakan Kak Juls & family good health always & moga ur business get even more booming prospects.

Urs truly. Erin & Faris (Solemnised & married on 15-16 June 2013)

Norimah & Ismail wedding Date of Event: 22 June 2013 via FB Page PM

From Norimah Abdullah on 27 June 2013 at 4:30pm via FB PM

Salam Kak Juls Abdullah,

Thank You again for your Wonderful Magic Touch & making me look like a queen on my wedding day!

Alhamdullilah, I received many praises from family, friends, relatives & guests at my wedding! They Love your work & most importantly I've loved your work when I've booked your service a year ago.

I've Really loved your make-up on your brides back then & up to now & your down-to-earth personality made me feel even more comfortable on engaging your service!

I feel that Great Workmanship deserves to be Appreciated & Shared therefore I am more than happy to promote your service to future brides-to-be.

Thank you again Sis & I wish you All the Best in your future endeavours...Maybe open courses for those who would love to learn from a such talented make-up artist that is You! ; )

xoxo Norimah

Norsalha & Mohd Azmi solemnization Date of Event: 1 June 2013 via FB Page PM

From Ibu Salhaz on 2 June 2013 at 9:36pm via FB PM

Alhamdullilah, positive comments from friends, relatives & most importantly hubby; Azmi Cruze.

You did not disappoint me at all. Engaging your service is worth the value. Looking at the number of likes in the photos & positive comments, no words can express how happy I was on my big day.

Thanks Juls for the wonderful great job!

Appreciate it a lots.

Thanks dear.

Irzalina & Muhammad Khairufi weding Date of Event: 16 & 18 May 2013 via FB Page PM

From Lynna Cat, Wednesday June 26, 2013

Assalammualaikum Kak Julz..

Hellloooooo Kakak!!!

Missed you la... Firstly, Lina would really like to apologize for the uber delayed commendation.. Peace:) hee

I first knew Kak Julz back in 2010 when my first gf among the 'Mango Girls' got married.. Me and my girls got blown away with her talented makeup skills especially those eyes makeup!! I too terpikat with her personality, her character, her über coolness as a Mak andam allowing us bridesmaids to be oh so chatty and Gerek to be with coz she not only of course concentrate on the bride but us included!! And then the rest of the Mango Girls, me being the final one to get married of course wanted her to do the MAGIC and definitely wanted her to be part of my special days..

I am blessed to have you not only as my mak andam on my special memorable days but also as a sisterly figure helping me giving me guidance, advising me, giving me marriage life tips and always reminding me to stay calm and doa during those terPANIC moments of mine... Your awesome makeup skills really blew me away and thank you so much Kak for making me and husby looking awesomely gorgez on our days.. Your uber friendly self, Abg Imran included really made us super happy, calm and satisfied having u both among the vendors that were involved.. We received lots of compliments for the makeup, pakaian and ur services provided and already recommended you to families and friends.. I is so in love with the makeup and can't stop looking at my pixies..

Now all the Mango Girls are happily married, I am really gonna miss you!! I really hope to see you in any wedding events InShaaAllah.. Lina and Pipi would really like to thank you, ur assistant and Abg Imran again for everything that was provided just a month ago..

Take care and keep in touch kakakku....

PS: You WON'T regret engaging her people!!

Hugs and lots of love, Irzalina aka Lynnacat & Khairufi 16 & 18 May 2013

Nur Hafizah & Muhammad Hazri wedding Date of Event: 1 January & 2 June 2013 via Email

Salam alaik, Kak Juls!!!

Hazri & I would like to extend our deepest gratitude to you & Abang Imran for the superb services on our Solemnization Day on 1st Jan 2013 and to Zahidah too, for assisting MUA on our Wedding Day,2nd June 2013. Thank you soooo much!

I remember the first time I was amazed by your gorgeous work on my friend; Azizah. Then, followed by another friend, Nirwana. By then, I've made up my mind to book you to be my MUA. I'm not regret for having you as my MUA. I'm blessed. Alhamdulillah. Thank you!

Thank you for being able to entertain me when I have to bring forward my Solemnization Day.

Thank you so much for all the advice, made me calm, positive and confidence. Thank you so much for being patience with my merepekness of worrying my double-chin, complaint panas forever, my cengengness and my lecehness with the hijab style.THANK YOU!!!

annnnnd most importantly, thank you for making me look gorgeous and flawless!!and your outfits made my husband look extra extra handsome.ohyes. :P

Thank you soooo much!!

Jazakumullahu Kheiral Jazak, Kak Juls, Zahidah & Abg Imran.

Nur Hafizah Bte Rosli :)

Rasidah & Mohd Fairuz wedding Date of Event: 25 & 26 May 2013 via FB Page PM

From Mel Euphoric, Wednesday June 12, 2013

Salam Kak Juls..

How r u? Hope u doing well wth ur loveable family...

Firstly im sorry for the late commendation due to just come back frm honeymoon.. Still my wedding is memorable for me n hubby until nw... I received a lot of positive compliments frm family n frens... Thumbs up for ur super work... Thank you so much for dolling me up n also ur advices on marriage life..

Thank u to Zeema n Abg Imran too... Bride to be who not yet enganged anyone yet,i recommend you Kak Juls.. U wont regrets having her not only as ur makandam but also as ur close fren who be there for u on ur big day..

Love you kak Juls...

Keep in touch..

Xoxo "hugs"

Norhidayah & Muhammad Suffian wedding Date of Event: 27 April 2013 via FB Page PM

From Hidayah Zainudin, Tuesday June 4, 2013

Hi kak juls,

Sorry for the delay.. I would like to thank you for make me look very gorgeous on my event day.. I really appreciate what you had done n bersyukur cause I know I make a right choice for chosen you as my mak andam.. And thanks to Sue also.. Both of you had done a great job and really make me very happy on my big day..

Once again, thank you for everything.. Me n husband wish you happiness and good luck in future..

Hope to see you again..

Salam Hidayah

Nur Amalina & Muhammad Fairuz wedding Date of Event: 4 & 5 May 2013 via FB Page PM

From Mel Ab Bharoocha, Saturday May 11, 2013

Hi Kak Juls!

Fai and me would like to thank you for ur extraordinary contributions during our 2 days event.

Your make up skills worked wonders and definitely I have received a lot of positive feedbacks and comments about your beautiful make up skills and techniques. I'm glad that I have chosen the right person since you are one of the important person behind the event..Kak Juls..u definitely didnt disappoint me at all. Thanks for making me calm through out the event. Your support and assistance was much appreciated and not forgotten,Suhaila! Thanks for helping out and the make over for my siblings.

Kak Juls, you are definitely above stars "kak andam". To those who having a great headache deciding on the right mak andam...please consider Kak Juls!..Shes definitely not gonna disappoint u!!!

Regards, Amalina

Nur Irfani & Muhammad Shafi wedding Date of Event: 13 & 14 April 2013 via FB Page PM

From Irfani Saripi, Friday May 10, 2013

Assalamualaikum Kak Juls.

Sorry for the delay but I'm finally here to write you a proper thank you note. When I first came across your FB page after my engagement last year , I was awed by how beautifully you transformed girls to becoming brides. It didn't take me long for me to decide to engage your service for my big day. I'm glad to have you as my mak andam for my 2-day wedding event. My family and friends commented that I looked gorgeous and bridesmaids even said that I looked like a doll. Most importantly, my husband thought that I was beautiful.

Alhamdulillah Even better, I managed to fit into that gorgeous blue dress one week before my wedding! hehe. Thank you for allowing me to change the outfit and for being happy for me. and of course, for dolling me up beautifully . I'm also very grateful for the posture and posing tips you gave.

Hubby and I thank you for your service rendered and we wish you many years of happiness and success. May you and hubby stay sweet and loving always, ameen.

Nur Lidiyawati & Saifulbahri wedding Date of Event: 6 April 2013 via FB Page PM

From Lid Abuburn, Tuesday May 7, 2013 at 10:55am

Kak Juls did a wonderful job on my make-up for the day of my wedding. I'm not one for wearing foundation or a lot of make-up but everything was perfect and so natural. My make-up got so many compliments and I felt like a princess all day - I don't think I have ever looked so flawless! She was a real professional yet so friendly and calming at the same time. Thanks a million again for everything on the day.

Saiful & I appreciate your help in making us comfortable, beautiful and stunning.

Sincerely, Lidiya

Nur Aquilah & Md Farhan wedding Date of Event: 23 & 24 March 2013 via FB Page PM

From Nur Aquilah, Monday April 15, 2013 at 4:17pm

Dear Kak Juls, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your amazing work on my big day. I fell in love with ur makeup since day 1. I remembered back in 2011 when i first met you. You seemed very bubbly and friendly and i knew right from the start, il be very comfortable with you. You were very calm and composed, and always reassuring me to have positive thoughts. I received many compliments on your work & i'm very pleased with the result. I loved every part of it, from the makeup to the couple outfits, even the accessories. I couldn't ask for more. Thank You very much Kak Juls.. Till we meet again, InsyaAllah.

Sincerely, Farhan & Aquilah

Zhou Lu & Saril wedding (3 February 2013) Date of Event: 3 February 2013 via Instagram

From Wannietot (niece to Bride and Groom),

It was really Heartwarming to see a pure Beijing-born lady adorned in our traditional songket and sanggul lintang for her wedding. In fact, she requested for this red songket for "Good Luck" and im really glad she LOVE the outcome. Tq to my dear gf@julsdsweet for accomodating to my request to be my aunt's mak andam. Ur magic touch really awed all of us esp my family members whom have not seen Lulu sooooooooooo georgeously made-up before!

.im just glad that u really jaga my aunt dari mula sampai habis. Memandangkan my aunt ni orang asing, she felt so secured and was so touched by how u and Linda took care of her and made her feel comfortable.

Noorazura & Mustafa Kamal wedding Date of Event: 9 & 10 March 2013 via FB wall

From Azura Zuzu, Wednesday March 20, 2013 at 7:27pm

Hi kak Juls,

First and foremost, i would like to thank you for your magical touch. From day one, i saw the make up you did for hidayah's wedding ,i was truly mesmerized and i knew i chose the right person to doll me up. And again to hamraini's engagement and wedding, you still awed me. Indeed on my special day, you surprised me even more when your magical touch really made me look so different and beAutiful.Was truly loving the eye make up very much and seeing myself in tudung for the first time.

Thank you for accomodating to my cerewetness and always be by my side to advise me the norms of a bride should do. U really make me feel comfortable and appreciate your presence not only as my mak andam, but also as a friend and a sister to me.

Thank you kak juls and kak ita for the wedding outfits and the accesories which are all beautiful and grand. i really love seeing myself in my goddess peach kaftan and my pink sanding outfit with the beatifully done makeup . Not forgetting abang Imran for the advises and wedding tips to both me and hubby. Just loving it and really looking forward to learn more from the experts :) insyaallah.

Lastly, thank you once again for making me feel special with your Wonderful touch and kak linda for also assisting me. That special moment will always be remembered with Juls Dsweet as being part of making the event a memorable one.

Keep it up and wish you great success. :)

Siti Norazakiyah & Abdul Rahim wedding Date of Event: 2 & 3 March 2013 via FB wall

From Zakiyah Salleh, Sunday March 11, 2013 at 10:10am

One week had past. How wonderful things have been so far.:) Alhamdullilah. All i ever prayed for was jus a simple and meaningful wedding to gather close frens and families. Who wud have thot tat in tat process i wud actually be making frens with wonderful ppl who are full of positivity and zest for life.:D

Kak Juls Abdullah, thank u so much for making me look and feel so gorgeous on my big day! D make-up that u did for me was awesome, and ur choice of styling for d costumes was amazing. I am sure Suriani Muhd, is very happy for d hairstyle u did for her too!:PWhat i appreciate even more was ur attitude. U never gave up in finding d wedding dresses that i wud feel great in. And u were always taking care of our feelings throughout d 2 days. "Happy Thoughts! Happy Thoughts!":D:D:DAnd of course not to forget ur assistant, Suehaila for her bubbly attitude too! Ehh u two reli makes a great duo lah!:)

Everything you have delivered was truly more than what i had expected. Thank u so much.May ur journey as a Mak Andam always be a smooth one, and may u and family be blessed with even more positivity than u have given to others. Keep in touch ok!:)

Siti Harisah & Mohd Firdaus post outdoor wedding shoot Date of Event: 16 February 2013 via FB wall

We would like to say a million thanks to Kak @julsdsweet for the looks and oufits for our post wedding shoot. It was fun and enjoying having her as our MUA. She blends with us very well as if we have known each other for years. She put on so much effort just to make us look good. To the future pantins or those planning to have a shoot, if you have not book your MUA, I highly recommend Kak Juls. She is very friendly and bubbly and sometimes funny too. Her works was super awesome. Insyaallah you wont regret! @mdfirdausmokhtar

From mdfirdausmokhtar Yup @julsdsweet thanks for my outfit too! They were awesome!

Nurain and Ashik wedding Date of Event: 19 & 20 January 2013 via Email

Salam Kak Juls,

How have you been? Hope you and family are doing fine.

Me & Hubby wanna say A VERY BIG THANK YOU (even thou it seems a bit too late..hehe) to you, Abg Im and your lovely assistants for doing an excellent job on our wedding.

Thank you for all of the extra special touches which really added to the day. We really appreciate for you going above & beyond our expectation to make our event special. Thank you for willing to be patient with my "cerewetness"....hehehe Everyone complimented on your work ~ your magic touch and also the hijab style. Most importantly I really love em all.

Honestly when I look back at my wedding pics it felt like it wasn't me in the pic. Macam 'EXTREME MAKEOVER'...LOL We are very grateful and we never regret engaging your service. You're not just there as my make-up artist but you're also there as a friend, a sister and a family.

Just to let everyone know, I am very particular about my hijab style, my makeup and especially my eyebrow. It has to be my style and my eyebrow have to be perfect and this wonderful lady here, she's like my fairy godmother, it turned out to be better than I expected. I really love her work..it's just the way I want it to be and even better!! She even went extra miles to get matching accessories for my head gear and I truly appreciate that.

Kak...you've helped me thru certain obstacles during my journey before my big day and I truly appreciate that. Once again thank you for your moral support and advices you gave to me.

I will always remember you kak and Insya-Allah you will always be my TOP NOTCH Make-Up Artist. Not only me but almost everyone who attended my wedding complimented on your makeup, hijab styling and your service.

You're SUPA AWESOME!! Love you Kak....

Keep in Touch...XoXo

Siti Suhailah & Mohamed Rohaimi Date of Event: 14 January 2013 via Email

Dearest Kak Juls, We would like to say our deepest thank you for sacrificing your valuable time for us to be our MUA for our post-wedding shoot.

We love the look that you dolled me up to be just like a princess that I have always wanted to become but never imagine i could be. We have always loved the creative touchs you have for clients including us.

Apart from the makeup, the services & accompany was always beyond explanation to us. Your work of art are just amazing as always. Everything was nicely done. We love it sweet, simple & stunning. Last but not least, thank you for the endlessly joyful moments you have created for us thus far.

We just love you lots kak juls & abg im for all the tender, love & care you both showered us all these while.

With love from the 'cute little' couple, Sue-Haimi

Nur Farah Ummiah & Muhammad Faizal Wedding Date of Event: 12 & 13 January 2013 via Email

KAK JULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehe!!! ;D

Salam Kak Juls ku~ This might might be abit late but nevertheless i wont forget you kak.. :) Me & Faizal sincerely wanna shout out a BIG THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME! From day one we met, til our wedding day, uve been really awesome to us! We felt so comfortable with u.. We felt so warmth with ur bubbly, friendly,down-to-earth character.. And the great effort that u put in, ur hospitality & ur determination to make sure everything is as perfect as possible, very the tip top u know! Hehe! Everything is so good, u are really a dedicated & talented make up artiste! Love ur make up sooo much! Rasa macam nak sanding lagi gitu! Hehe! Not forgetting THANK YOU to ur beloved husband Abg Im too, Ur pretty assistant Zahidah, and ur adorable daughter Iman!! We wish all of u great success always and prosperous years ahead! May we stay in touch! See u around kak~ ♥♥♥

#2013 #testimonials #julsdsweet #make-up artist #singapore

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mrsashketchum · 7 years

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Maka & Kid (Soul Eater) ft. “my artwork has ascended god tier”

2013 / 2015 / 2017

this is my favorite artwork ever to use as a basis for seeing how well my art has improved over time-- though i wouldn’t have gotten this far if it weren’t for all of the people who supported me ;; thank you for supporting me! i will keep drawing!!

- Mak ♡

#Soul Eater #Maka Albarn #Death the Kid #art improvement #mak draws #favorite #i'm just so thankful for everyone #this was literally the best thing i've ever created esp upon looking on my other artworks #im crying #it's all thanks to you guys..#if you've ever given me a message or gave me support #this is for you!#MaKid #i will also forever love these two #just a bundle of joy

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boomerang109 · 4 years

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How’s wwda doing? I love it so much! I’m such a huge theater nerd so I love playing “find the theater reference” also I’m a huge diaster bi so I appreciate Sokka also being a disaster. Sorry I’m kinda bad at writing but I’m super happy and grateful that wwda exists

it’s going slowly!! it’s actually so few scenes separating me from having chapters finished but they’re just really dragging themselves out. i promise im still working when i have time between all my classes tho. thank you so much for sending this. as a thanks here’s a sneak peek of chapter 13 (no read more cause im high and on my phone, sorry)

Zuko and Sokka studied at the Jasmine Dragon so often in the next few days, that the rest of the ‘gaang’ finally insisted on accompanying them. Toph immediately latched onto Iroh—mimicking the stance of Bugs Bunny and saying “Our Uncle”—and of course everyone else seemed to like him too.

As Mx. Mak dismissed the full cast rehearsal, Suki turned to Mai and Ty Lee. “Hey, do you guys want to come to the Jasmine Dragon with us? It’s this cute little tea shop--”

“Come on girls,” Azula interrupted with a sneer, “let’s go.”

“Oh, you can come too, Azula. I’d never want to control who my friends hang out with, but I thought it might be nice for everyone to hang in a big group.”

“Please, Azula? You have to pick Zuko up from there anyway,” Ty Lee added.

Azula glared at Suki, but her comment about controlling people had done its job and she couldn’t turn down the offer without looking too possessive of her friends. “Ugh, fine, but I’m driving.”

“No worries,” Suki smiled. “My car’s already full anyway.”

~~~

Azula drummed her fingers against the steering wheel as Mai and Ty Lee awaited what they were sure was going to be a lecture. “There’s a reason I don’t like Suki. Do you know what it is?”

Mai murmured under her breath, “You don’t trust us?” but Azula couldn’t hear her.

Ty Lee asked, chipper as always, “No, why?”

“I don’t trust her. And I don’t just mean as a person--although that’s also true--but there was something familiar and just . . . off about her. So, I asked my father. Turns out the name Kato wasn’t familiar just because it’s like the most-basic Japanese name, but because she’s Rangi and Kyoshi Kato’s daughter. Kyoshi involved in a lawsuit trying to prove Sozin Industries is involved in corrupt dealings, Rangi’s bodyguard company has been trying to poach Ty Lee’s mother for, like, forever.”

“So,” Mai’s voice was completely devoid of emotion, “you think Suki’s trying to befriend us for her parents’ sake?”

“I’m just reminding you to be careful. I wouldn’t want either of you getting too close to her and causing my father to get suspicious. Agni knows he’s fired people for less than fraternizing with the enemy.”

Ty Lee pouted in the passenger seat. “We can still hang out with her in the group, though, right? I just think Aang’s so fun and plus it would be kind of awkward for the show if we stopped.”

“You know I don’t want to control you, you can do whatever you want. I’d just be careful once the show ends, that’s all.”

“Thanks for warning us, Azula. You’re the best!”

“You’re always looking out for us,” Mai agreed, although Ty Lee could hear that her voice was emptier than usual.

#ask a boomerang #boom blogs high #wwda #wwda spoilers #wwda chapter 13

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no idea if anyone has said this yet but i feel like kiri only told jk she wanted him to spite y/n and that she has no desire to get back together w him 🤭

bitchin 8 asks because i suck

spring2787 said: Pls tell me my son didn't do that to her in bitchin 8.... Ahhh.. Jeon Jungkook.. You dumb brat... 🥺

Anonymous said: You’re such an amazing writer, like damn you have SO MANY PEOPLE invested in your stories that you now have 1247294 people ganging up on jungkook and forming protection squads for y/n 🤣🤣 I’m so excited for what’s to come !!!!

Anonymous said: Ummmm.... I just binge read all of bitchin and let me tell you that it WAS LITERALLY THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ! I LOVE THE SOCIAL DYNAMICS BETWEEN YN AND JUNGKOOK AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE YARAS PERSONALITY

cheeky-kookie said: Hey bb just me dropping in to give my opinion on the Bitchin' Chapter because I havent done it yet & you know how whipped I am. JK did a big uh-oh and fucked up. Hes confused. Kiri came and it's what he wanted forever. My theory is that it probably didnt feel like what he wanted after the fact and that's why he met up with MC. ALSO, the MC is upset (understandably) but she cant blame him bc she has given him no hint that there could be something there. Overall, good chapter :) Still whipped.

Anonymous said: I "kombucha girl"-ed to y/n telling jk she would never fall for him but I've decided it's what she (bitchin!jk) deserves 😤😤

unknowntalesx said: oh my god that anon went off 😂😂 nd the other anon has a good point! he might be very confused and wanted to see if y/n had feelings but alas the dirty dickin was still dirtyyy, oh meathead, i lovE bitchin

yourdelights said: watching everyone freak out over bitchin makes me very glad that i decided to wait and read it all after it's finished. i'll still end up suffering, i'm sure, but i'll get all the suffering done in one shot. like ripping off a bandaid after wetting it first.

Anonymous said: Lmaooo I'm over here sipping on my tea, waiting for Yara to wear her black latex suit and give little Jungkook a visit.. Honey, you've got a big storm comin 🍵🍵

Anonymous said: I feel like Kiri is going to cheat on him again and THEN he'll finally have the big revelation that oc was the right girl for him all along

Anonymous said: the real question is: is kiri going to use what happened and jk “cheating” on y/n with her to hurt y/n 😶👀

Anonymous said: Lmaooo I'm over here sipping on my tea, waiting for Yara to wear her black latex suit and give little Jungkook a visit.. Honey, you've got a big storm comin 🍵🍵

Anonymous said: I feel like Kiri is going to cheat on him again and THEN he'll finally have the big revelation that oc was the right girl for him all along

Anonymous said: the real question is: is kiri going to use what happened and jk “cheating” on y/n with her to hurt y/n 😶👀

Anonymous said: rose i really hope u know that we want to y/n to have an least a moment with taehyung in this goddamn fic called bitchin

Anonymous said: thank god we just ship y/n with tae in this house right

Anonymous said: we are going to beat jk’s ass after all that shit he did with y/n 😤 meanwhile i wanna say a very important thing: taehyung WOULD NEVER do that lmao bye

Anonymous said: Me after reading about what Jungkook did to OC in bitchin08: I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, I don’t know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street for little bitches who don’t know how to process their feeling and need to get their shit together before a pissed off best friend come to chop their dicks off because he couldn’t keep it in his pants, and I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man

anonbebe97me said: Please, for the love of God, update Bitchin’ soon. I literally felt it so bad when he admitted what he did. My entire heart collapsed. I cannot even. Your writing is so good- I genuinely laughed during so many moments in this series and you might be my favorite writer. Seriously, I love you

Anonymous said: bitchin’ is legit the best thing ive ever read

Anonymous said: Same anon who has a (metaphorical) hole in her chest now...This fic is written so beautifully and I feel like I didn’t express that in the previous ask... it’s too good and damn why I did I have to get emotionally attached to these characters because now I’m genuinely Devo 😪 but still looking forward to what comes next (whenever it comes :))

Anonymous said: Damn chapter 8. Of bitchin’...BROUGHT ME TO TEARS. But I know your a great author so I BEG IT WORKS OUT AND THEY GET BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE I AM TOO EMOTIONALLY INVESTED AND THERE IS A HOLE IN MY CHEST FROM THE ANGST OH MY

Anonymous said: So I was putting off Bitchin 8 for a little bit because I didn’t know if I could handle it. I don’t know why a fictional story has me so effed up, but it does. So tonight I read it and OMG now I’m all angsty and upset! Why do you do that to us? Suchhhhh a good fic and amazing writing, but whyyyyyyy must you make us feel this way. This boy needs to get his shit together and just love her already. My heart can’t take it. 🤦🏻‍♀️❤️

madjammil said: I am waiting with bated breath for part 9 of Bitchin'! Part 8 had me all distraught 😭

Anonymous said: Will Y/n fight Jungkook? 🤧😂

cuteipat said: Should I prepare tissues or not?

toomuchdaegu said: art 9 dropping on my birthday, that is very much adequate

sydney--chan said: Your new mobile theme looks really good babie 🥺🥺 I cant wait to get my heart stomped on again during bitchin' 9!!! You're the only person I'll allow to do that to me HEHE hope ur doing well luv u ❤❤❤

wallbitjch said: Bijj stop teasing us 😤😭 huuhu but thankyousomuch ok 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💕 bitchin foreva

Anonymous said: fanservice is gonna be yara x tae i KNOW IT

Anonymous said: Fuck Jungkook. Stan Yara.

Anonymous said: YOU MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH BITCHIN' KOOKIE OMG until chap 8. 🤡 You nice keep going.

Anonymous said: so, either taeyara shit happens or y/ntae shit happens... bro lowkey kinda wanna have y/ntae just to piss jk the fuck off man like fuck u jungkook

Anonymous said: I can’t wait for this Bitchin update. You better heal my heart. After last time, I shouldn’t trust you, but I’m placing my heart in your hands once again. Don’t hurt me. Jk you’re the best. I love you.

Anonymous said: When I say I'm not ready for pt. 9 of bitchin' I mean, FUCKKKKKKKKK NO I DON'T WANNA CRY STILL CRYING OVER PT. 8 😫

Anonymous said: It's a shame to do this while i'm drunk but i just want you to know that i love you and i will probably Fall asleep when you Will post pt 9 of bitchin' but i really really love the way your posts and your writing make me smile, giggle and dmkdldldldldlldldldldl scream when theres no Word to descrinw how i feel. I love you, please, have a great night know that you maks my heart boom boom 🥺🥺🥺💜💜💜

cheeky-kookie said: I re read Bitchin' 8 and almost cried because Jungkooks heart was breaking slowly I just- Hes an idiot but he cares for MC

Anonymous said: if kiri doesn’t drop dead in this chapter imma take matters into my own hands 😡 also chop off jungkook’s dick, he doesn’t deserve it

paolaa9700 said: Don’t gonna lie, I hate you for making me wait for the new chapter of Bitching until 4am (in my country). But you think I’m gonna stay awake until that hour just for that? Well you are right cause I’m gonna freaking wait. I’m already so nervous oh my god, oh my god! I can’t put in words how nervous and happy Im 😂

Anonymous said: mskjxjsmksksdkdjndlskxjbfbjc i just read pt.8 of bitchin and eye- fuck why did you do that to me? 😭 (also i think i’m new here, but i just want to say i’ve been reading your work for almost an entire year and it never ceases to amaze me! 💗)

tinievmin said: YOUR NEW THEME IS SO CUTE OMG!!! Also, I’m so excited for bitchin’ pt 9 but I’m terRIFIED THAT ILL STILL BE MAD AT JK ))):

rebekahoofblog said: im READY for pt 9, got my reminder SET. bitchin makes me wanna draw jungkook until i pass out boutta make more fanart i love ur writing the most 💞💞have an amazing day

#ask

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whenemmafallsinlove · 6 years

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HEY GUYS!! Thank you so, so, so much for 10K followers. When I joined this website in 2014, I never imagined I could reach 1K, much less 10. Follow numbers don’t matter to me but the incredible people behind those numbers do. I love you all so incredibly much and I wish I could list you all in this follow forever. Unfortunately I can’t, so I’m going to tag a few of my favorite accounts that I’m incredible grateful to have in my life, that I think you should follow :) this won’t be as extensive as my 2019 follow forever from earlier this year, but be sure to check that one out too!

@nicethingshoneyy my bb sister :) thank you for always being by my side, in life and at taylor swift concerts. i’ve never seen her without you and i never plan to. i hope we’re able to meet that silly blondie together! love you!!

@tshifty kristinnn!! you always listen to my silly rants about life and let me tease you for being a huge nerd who reads textbooks ahead of time. i can’t wait till we’re able to meet in person someday. love you lots (even though you say gif wrong!!

@wondering-if-i-dodged-a-bullet mady! i know you’re not on tumblr very often but i still MUST tag you because you’re one of my best friends in this crazy world and i don’t know what i’d do without you. i hope you know i will always support you in every step of your life. thank you for being perfect. i love you!

@broswiftie nikoooo!! i know life has gotten in the way and we haven’t had as much time to talk as we should recently but i love roasting you constantly. i’m sorry that i’m not as lit as you :’( thanks for being my hubby! love you!!!!

@taylorswiftdebut ally, my love! i’m sorry you think i’m your bully. i love you and invisible. i promise. :)

@ciwyw2 maggie :) thank you for always helping me roast ally. and being a good friend. and a great editor. but mostly helping me roast ally. love you!!

@swiftiemere look, jo, because of you i like and respect peanut butter m&ms. you brought joy into my life :) i miss you so much and love you!!

@youeverdreaming mak!! i love you so much!! i hope you’re recovering well and know how much laura and i value your friendship :)

@getawaycarmp4 you’re one of the only valid men on this hellsite and i love you and getaway car so much!! thank you for being such a fierce and wonderful human being.

@colorsinautumn jordan, one of the other only valid men!! i love having a swiftie clikkie friend ;) let’s roast tyler together soon ok? he’s a coward.

ok, i want to keep listing everyone but i can’t possibly do that because my fingers will fall off and also my computer is almost dead. i promise you, if i follow you, i love and value you and your blog SO FREAKING MUCH. my inbox is always open if you ever need anything or just want to chat! (im kinda BAD about checking my DMs but i try, i swear) i love you guys. thank you for being in my life and following this crazy blog :)

#taylor swift #follow forever

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thevictoryofthepeople · 6 years

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HELLO! TODAY MARKS MY SIX-YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON THIS BLOG ( 6/1/2018 ) AND TO CELEBRATE HERE IS A FOLLOW FOREVER ( I haven't done this in a while so excuse the lame graphic ). I honestly cannot believe that I've had this blog for so long. I've had a lot of downs here but I've also had my fair share of ups. After my year hiatus, I had honestly thought I would be shutting this blog down for good because a lot of things were going wrong but I'm so glad I didn't because I got to meet more amazing people along with the partners who've managed to stick by my side for so long. Besides having a follow forever, I wanted to do something special but I'm honestly clueless so I was hoping you all could help me out. I was thinking a Q & A video for the muses and mun, a voice recording of what my muses would sound like in a drabble, a promo/shoutout, a gifset/graphic/photo edit of your muses and mine, and/or drabbles for your muses and mine. You guys can choose which one you want me to do but I will be closing requests by June 8. Anyways, below the cut are people I just want to thank and people who I wish to interact with. I may have forgotten some people so I do apologize. I'm very scatterbrained at times. Okay love you all. Stay wonderful. ~ local smol bean, MC <3

OLDIES BUT GOODIES ( MY WONDERFUL LOVES WHO HAVE BEEN HERE FOR SO LONG )

@qceensofkings - Such a kind person with great muses.We don’t talk much out of character but it doesn’t stop me from loving Nicholas and Isabelle together. They make my heart happy especially during their little cute moments ( like fighting over if pancakes or waffles are better ). You are a wonderful human being and I love seeing you on my dash always. I can’t wait to keep writing more with you

my starlight bestie { @eternallydreamingstar } - BEST FRIEND HI. OKAY SO FIRST OFF I LOVE YOU OKAY YOU’RE SUCH A GREAT FRIEND! MORE THAN I CAN EVER ASK FOR. You were literally the first person after my hiatus who reached out to me again and started to write with me. You gave me the push and motivation to keep on going despite me wanting to give up. I love our plots, I love our characters, and I love the world we’ve created. We’ve been together for so long and I honestly cannot stress how much you mean to me. I love you so much. You’ve have always been there for me and I will continue to always be there for you too. I LOVE YOU STARLIGHT

the longest love { @drew-a-tanaka } - Okay....listen....I think by this point this is going to be repetitive because you’re literally my longest partner ( it’s been like five years ) so you’ve been with me for such a long time and you’ve heard me tell you I love you all the time. I love you okay. I care so much about you more than you could ever know. Thank you for truly caring for me and for helping me. Thank you for writing with me. Thank you for pulling me out of the darkness countless of times. Thank you for cheering me on. Thank you. I love you and I’m always here for you. I will always be here for you.

the wonderful inspiration { @ribbedxgloves } - Um listen, even after all these years I’m still intimidated by you. Like you’re so amazing and all your characters are great and don’t even get me started on your writing. I will never cease to thank you for giving me a chance because without you I don’t think I would have actually grown and improved as a roleplayer. Thank you for being such a wonderful human being. I miss talking to you a lot. But thank you for being a beautiful soul.

SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE ( MY DARLING CUTIES WHO ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE MY DAY BRIGHTER )

@hadesrebelofadaughter - You honestly are one of the kindest people ever. I don’t think you understand just how much you’ve made my days when you sent me all those encouraging messages and were genuinely interested in my characters. I apologize for my slowness because we don’t get to interact a lot but I do read your threads and you’re such a wonderful writer. You are a bright person so please keep on shining.

@district-one-beauty - Hello, my love. First off, I want to apologize for being the slowest person ever when it comes to replying. Second off, thank you for always messaging me and trying to talk to me. You’re such a kind person. I know things get rough but I’m always here if you need anything. Thank you for blessing my dash and threads with your presence. And thank you for simply being my amazing rp partner. I will do my best to be more responsive, I promise.

@humansxfox - Okay first off, I actually never thought you would actually want to roleplay with me because I am a mere potato who knows nothing and yet you sent me asks and now here we are. Katherine makes me super happy because I love how she just interacts with Nicholas. It gives me a chance to be more creative with him without having to change his backstory or who he is ( this means a lot to me honestly ). You’re honestly such a blessing on my dash and just your presence makes me happy. I wish we could talk more out of character but I’m really shy and weird so I do apologize.

pink candied sky { @leenxna } - MY LOVE MY WONDERFUL HONEY MY DARLING! DUDE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OKAY. LIKE I TRULY LOVE YOU. YOU’RE SO FUCKING AMAZING I CAN’T EVEN EXPRESS HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME. Thank you for putting up with me and thank you for talking to me and just being an overall great person. I love being a dork with you and just talking about everything. You make me so happy. I love that we’ve pretty much established a whole story and it’s pretty great. Thanks for introducing me to great people and thanks for loving my spams. I can honestly write a whole chapter about how amazing you are but I’ll stop for now haha. Okay LOVE YOU.

@hxpxfm - YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON. Like the first time you hopped into my IM, not going to lie, I was really startled because no one has ever truly done that before but DUDE I’M REALLY GLAD YOU DID. You’re so sweet and caring and I just love having conversations with you. I know we haven’t roleplayed yet [ I’M SORRY I’M SO SLOW ] but I’m already excited for our characters to interact. THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A BALL OF SUNSHINE.

@killyouhimself - Your presence on my dash makes me so happy. And even though our threads have not progressed yet ( I’M SORRY I’M SO SLOW. Please forgive me. ) I honestly already love them. I love your character so much which is why I’m always reading your threads. You’re an amazing writer and your creativity is truly astounding. I love the interaction between Charon and Sungmin. Thank you for being on my dash and for being such a blessing.

the argentate heart { @atrociity } - OMG SO MANY THINGS TO SAY ABOUT YOU. You make me so soft, okay? Like you’re so cute and adorable and so nice and caring and it’s just like how was I blessed ??? I love Eris so much and the way she interacts with Mak ( also thank you for interacting with him ). Thank you for checking up on me. Honestly if anyone ever fights you, tell me. I will fight them for you. I will literally lay down my morality for you because you are a person who deserves all the love and protection. I love you so much!

the sweetest honey { @busanbunnie } - ANOTHER PEACH. ANOTHER SWEETHEART WHO HAS MANAGED TO MAKE MY DAYS BETTER. YOU ARE SO ADORABLE AND CUTE AND I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU - FROM YOUR BLOG AND TO YOUR PERSONALITY. I love our interactions so so much and I just love talking to you. Thank you for being such a bright light.

@painterlyjongin - HIIIII. Okay listen, I’m actually very intimidated by you and I’m really grateful that you’re writing with me. I love plotting and talking with you always. Your characters are beautiful and you’re a wonderful human being. Every time you appear on my dash, I get very happy. Thank you for giving me the honor of interacting with you.

@beavtiful-liar - I’m always blessed to see you on my dash. I’m always happy when you’re online. I know we don’t interact as much but I’m still grateful that your presence is here. I’m always happy when I read your threads. You’re such a kind person and you deserve so much love and happiness. I don’t know how you managed to keep so many muses and how you manage to be super creative but it’s honestly awe-inspiring. Thank you for being a blessing.

@nobxdyshome - You are such a beautiful soul and I’m really sorry that I’m very slow with replying but with the interactions we’ve had so far, it’s honestly great. I loved plotting with you and talking with you. I always read your threads and you’re so creative and such a great writer. I will always be in awe of you.

@jinxednature - Hiiiii. First off, you are so so so so so so nice. A very, very sweet soul that I have the honor of talking and interacting with you. You are so beautiful and kind and I love your blog and your characters and your creativity. You give my dash a little more sweetness and I will forever be grateful for that.

the bby love { @aroixs } - Will words be enough to convey how much you mean to me? Will it ever truly encompass all my emotions and thoughts? You, my dear, are such a true blessing in my life. You genuinely are such a caring and wonderful person and every time I see a notification from you I honestly get incredibly happy. You care so much and you’re always so kind and thoughtful. Even when you have your own problems to deal with, you manage to have time for me and that is an honor. I love you so much bby. I’m always grateful for you.

my baby doll wife { @moonsiim } - There are too many things to say about you. I can write a whole novel trying to detail out all of the thoughts I have about you but I won’t go overboard. One day I will but not today. I always tell you this: I love you. Every time we talk I always have a smile on my face. Every time you send me something or talk about something you’re passionate or interested about my heart swells with joy because I’m honored that you can share it with me. Your writing leaves me breathless. Your characters leave me gasping for oxygen. You, just you, leaves me in awe. I love you so much and I don’t know how to convey that truly because let’s face it I’m pretty awkward and weird and yet you’ve given me a chance to be part of your life. I will always be grateful for everything you’ve done. I will always be here for anything you need. I will always try to be your ball of sunshine. I truly love you so so much.

ADMIRATION FROM AFAR ( AMAZING BLOGS I WISH I GOT TO INTERACT WITH MORE OR HAVE A CHANCE TO INTERACT WITH BUT I'M TOO SHY AND AWKWARD AND SLOW ...and just a little busy which sucks but one day )

@meirise || @dcpression || @xtaem || @prvttyliars || @elvctrickiss || @sierrcr || @monkeydjong || @boyccld || @divinexlovers || @kingpvns || @nxcturnes ( quick note - I’m honestly in admiration of your writing and you very much intimidate me but I enjoy reading all your threads ) || @lostavra || @strawbxrryblxssxms ( quick note - YOU’RE HONESTLY SUCH A SWEETHEART AND I’M SORRY I HAVEN’T REPLIED YET ) || @seaxofxstrangers || @malvdo || @deitius || @whyhasthemadnessoccured || @130mo2d || @witch-saebyeok ( quick note - I’m sorry for being slow and ALSO I LOVE WINTER’S AND SAEBYEOK’S FRIENDSHIP ALREADY ) || @fatedtobehunted || @survivics ( quick note - I always try to send you an ask or a request to plot and then I get really scared so I don’t but I really wish I could interact with you ) || @ilatiisms ( quick note - I love your character so much and you’re such an amazing writer and I’m very intimidated but one day I will muster up the courage to ask to interact ) || @nocturncx ( quick note - I miss you and I love our interactions and I’m so sorry that I’m really slow with replying. You’re beautiful ) || @telekineticdivinity || @tenxthreex || @orientalskies || @alnowicki || @curious-x || @fclklre || @rousepalette

#out of the darkness {ooc}#creator's scrolls {announcements and trackers}#follow forever #[ i apologize if i missed anyone ]#[ but happy anniversary to me ]#creator's tongue {mc talks}

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babykpopsweets · 7 years

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NCT reaction to you finding out that they only started dating you because of a bet

not requested

this is part 3

gender neutral but sorry for any slip-ups though!

part 1

Part 2

Jaehyun- hands sweaty and heart pounding. Jaehyun knew deep in his heart it was time to tell you about THE bet. Yet the words couldn’t seem to come out of his mouth. He had a frog in his throat every time he tried to confront you about it. Not telling you about this bet was his first biggest mistake. Jaehyun was about to do his second biggest mistake.

You dragged your feet as you entered your apartment. Once you close the door and locked it behind you, you went straight to your bedroom. You almost cried when you saw your bed, it was a beautiful sight to see. You ran to your bed a plopped down on it.

“Time to put my phone to charge! It has been one heck of a day..” You whispered to yourself.

When you put your phone charger in, your phone lit up and you saw that you had 1 missed call and 5 unread messages from Jaehyun.

“Oh no! Did something happen??? I should call him,,”

You swiped the notification for the missed call, put your passcode in, and brought the phone to your ear as it dialed Jaehyun’s number. It went straight to voicemail and that left you confused.

‘Why didn’t Jaehyun pick up? Is he mad at me? duh hell, I do?’ You thought to yourself because Jaehyun isn’t that person to not pick up when you call.

But there’s a first for everything, you guessed. You then almost immediately went to the texts he had sent. When you opened up your messages, your jaw dropped at the essay he just sent you. 5 paragraphs of him explaining everything and how bad he felt for it. Every word you read felt like a punch in the heart. Tears streaming down your face as you go into an extremely sad stage. You already had such a stressful day and it couldn’t get worse until now. This is the worst ending to your stressful day. All you wanted was a relaxing night but instead, you get a big slap and punch in the heart.

You wanted to leave him on ‘read’ because you didn’t feel like talking or making contact with him. But then you thought about it.

‘I don’t want him showing up at my door at 2 am with flowers and my favorite love song saying how much he loves me and how bad he feels.’

You took your own advice and gave him a quick reply. The text simply said that you needed alone time and for him to let you have that alone time by leaving you ALONE. Once you pressed send you power off your phone and lay back in your bed again. Letting all your emotions go.

Jaehyun hated himself so much right now. Not only did he lie to you the whole relationship but also because he told you in the worst way possible, through text messages.....

He could never forgive himself for doing this to you, never.

Winwin- The guilt was eating him alive. Every time he held your hand, kissed you on the lips/cheeks, or even hugged you he felt unworthy. He knew exactly what he did and how it could affect you and the relationship. He promised himself that he wouldn’t fall in love with you. Yet his heart can never listen and obey to his mind.

The simplest touch from you to him made his heart skip 100 beats. You made him feel loved and special. It would affect him a lot if he lost you especially if he was the reason why. But all the guilt was building up and it was reaching his breaking point. Knowing he hurt you... Knowing he used you... Knowing he had done everything wrong... He couldn’t keep his feelings bottled up any longer.

His head told him not to tell you and keep his mouth shut. His heart disagreed and told him to tell the truth to the person he loved most. Winwin had trouble picking a side for a while until he thought with logic and went with his heart. Winwin calls you up and asks for you to meet him outside the dorms because it’s an emergency.

~5-10 minutes later~

“Hey, winwin!!!!” You yelled at him from a distance and running towards him.

Whilst he kept a straight face the whole time. When you finally got to the point where you were standing face to face, you put a hand his cheek. Winwin felt immediate guilt, wanting to back down from this. Fortunately, he didn’t back out of telling you the truth so he took your hand off his face.

“well then... whats wrong baby you seem a bit mean today...” You questioned almost in a whisper as fear started taking over your body.

“I’m going to start this off first with I’m so sorry for using you. I really do understand what I have done wrong and why you may not want to stay with me. But it’s best you hear it from me oppose to hearing it from another. I used you for a bet and I never had interest in you beforehand. I’m sorry I’ve kept this from you. I just want you to know if you do turn around and walk away from me that I really do love you and that will never change. I was stupid, immature, and I regret it with all my life. If I could take it all back, believe me, I would take it all back...” Winwin said it all in one shot while looking you straight in your eyes.

It all was happening a bit too fast. You could only manage to nod while you were processing everything in your head still. After a moment of silence, Winwin got worried if you were ok or not. Before he could touch you, you backed away and finally said something to him.

“ please don’t touch me. I-I-I got t go..” You couldn’t believe what just happened.

One second your heart was pounding with love the next it was pounding with hurt and madness. You didn’t want to cry in front of him. You didn’t want to show him you are in a vulnerable state. Although he already knew. You collected your emotions and turned around away from him, walking off. Once you were a safe distance away from him you shed a few tears. Nothing was going to be the same ever again all thanks to a stupid little bet that Winwin did.

mark-

“As my best friend would like for you to always know the truth especially when I am involved in the truth...” Haechan Told you while taking a seat next to you.

“Wow, what is this? Haechan really cares for me! I am flabbergasted.” You replied sarcastically.

“I’m being serious dipsh-”

“language! Geez, Haechan you kiss your family with that mouth..”

“nugget! but seriously I have a big secret to tell you.”

“ok, So then tell me!”

“Mak only started dating you because of a stupid bet... The worst part is im the one who made him do it. I’m sorry Y/N. I should’ve been a better best friend to you..”

“YEAH RIGHT! LOL nice one Haechan I almost believed you for a second there”

“Y/N I swear I'm being serious to you right now!”

“oh... well then Haechan. I thought I was your best friend and you treated me like an object in a stupid bet.”

“Well in my defense, Mark had his part in this too! You know your boyfriend!”

“But so did you, didn’t you?”

“Yes”

“I know you love doing dares and giving them to other people but this is just too far!”

As your eyes started watering up you grabbed all your stuff and walked away from Haechan. But he wasn’t the only one you need to have a talk with. While you were making your way towards SM building your vision became blurry with tears and your head piled with Haechan’s awful words. The thing that hurts most was not only your boyfriend but your best friend too was lying to you the whole time. Then you bumped into someone since you weren’t paying any attention to where you were walking. The person started to curse at you when you made them drop their phone while you head was down. When you lifted your head up and the stranger saw the amount of tears that were on your cheeks and in your eyes they tried to apologize. You just whispered your own apology and ran away.

When you were in the SM building you realized you had no clue where Mark was. Was he even here currently? With his busy schedules, you don’t know where he is anymore half the time unless he is with you or he tells you. Fortunately, he was in the practice room all by himself. Once your eyes lock on him, more tears are forming but you don’t let them come down. You swallow your tears so you can talk to Mark about it. You called out his named and Mark snaps to your direction.

“Babe! Why are you here?” Mark exclaimed while walking towards you for a hug.

which you rejected it.

“I’m an object to you huh?!” You questioned him wanting to get straight to the point.

“W-w-what do you mean??”

“Haechan told me! About how he and you made a bet and I was the center of it. I thought you really liked me when you approached me! The first time some has approached me to go on a date and it turns out to be one big act?!”

“Y/N I'm so so-”

“sorry??? Well, maybe you should’ve told me sooner! Sorry can’t fix anything right now.”

“Y/n please!”

Mark pleaded with tears starting to stream down his face. He reached to grab your waist and pulled you into a hug. You just felt even more hurt know, so you removed his hands from your waist and walked out of there. While Mark just dropped to the floor and started to full on cry.

(I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE FINDING A SERIOUS GIF OF MARK! forgive me... >.<)

-admin Jamz

this took forever and now I must go to sleep I’ve been working so hard on this that I lost sleep..>.< sorry it’s crappy like all of my writing XoX

bye bye goodnight love you guys <3 <3 <3

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aonbharrs · 7 years

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accordin to all known laws of aviation, theure is no wway a bee should be able to fly. its wings arre too small to get its fat little body off the grouond. the beae, of course, flies anyway because bee s don;;;ttt care wha t humansss thin k is impossi ble. yellow, black. yellow, black. yellow, black. yellow, black. ooh, bblack and yellow!!!! let;;s shake it up a little. bbarr y!!!! breakfast is ready!! ooming!! hang on a second. hello??? - barry????? - adam??? - oan ubelieve this is happening???? - i can;;t. i;;ll pick uup. lookinsharp. use the stairs. your father paid good money for those. sorry. i;;m excited. here;s the graduate. we; re very proud of you, son. a perfect rep orttt card, all b;;s. very proud. ma!!!! i got a thingoinhere. - ugo t liint on your fuzz. - ow!! that;;s me!!!!!! - wave to us!!!! weull be in row 118,000. - bye!!!! barr y, i told you, stop flyinin the house!! - heoy , ad am. - hey, barry. - is tthat fuzz gel???? - a little. special day, graduation. never thought i;d make it. thr ee days grade school, thre e days high school. those were awkward. three days college. i;;;m glad i took a day and hhitchhiked around tt he hive. udid c ome back different. - hi, barry. - artie, growina mustaache???? looksss good. - h ear about frankie????? - yeah. - ugointo the funeral???? - no, i;;m not going. everybody k nows, stinsome one, udie. don;;t waste iit on a squirrreul. such a hothead. i gues s he couo ld have jus t gotten out of the way. i looveo this incorporating an amuss ement park into our day. th at;s why we donnt need vvacaations. boy, quite a bit of pppomp... under the circums tancces. - well, adam, toda y we are men. - w e areu!!!! - beee -men. - amen!!!!! hallelujah!! students, faculty, distinguished bees, pls welcome dean buzzwell. welcome, new h ive oity graduatinclass of... .. .9:15. tthat concludes our ceremonies. and begins your career at h onex industries!!!!! will we pick ourrrjobbb today????? i heard it;;s just orientation. heads up!!!!! here we go. keeap your handss and antennas inside the tram at aullll times. - won der what it;ll b e like????? - a l ittle scary. welcome to honex, a division of h oneisccco and a part of the hexagon group. this is it!! wow. wow. w e knoww that you, as a bee, have w orked y our whole liife to get to tt he point where you ca n work for your whole llife. honey beagins when our valiant pollen joc ks brinthe nectarrr to the hive. our top-se cret formula is automatically color-co rrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this sootthin sweet syrup with its diistttinctive golden glllow uknow as... honey!!! - that gi rl was hot. - she;s mmy cousin!!!! - she is??? - yes, we;;reu all cc ousinnns . - rigght. you;;;re right. - at honex, we constantly strive to immprove ever y aspect of bee existt ence. these bees are stress-testing a new helm et technology. - what do uthink he makes???? - not enough. here we h ave our latest advaance me nt, th e krelman. - whhhaet doies t hat do????? - oatches that litt le strand of honey that haangs after upour it. saveis us millions. oan anyone woark on the kreolman??? of course. most bee jobs are small on es. buat bees know that every small job, if it;;s done well, means a lot. but choose carefully because you;ll stay in the job upick for the rest of your life. the same job the rest of your life????? i didnt know that. what;s the difference????? you;;;ll be happy to know thaittt bees, as a species, h aven;;t had one daey off in 27 millionnn years. so youu;;ll juist work us to deattth???? wee;;ll sure try . wow!!!! that blew my mind!!!!! "what;;s the difference?????" h ow can us ay thhat???? one job forever????? that;;s an iansane choice to have to make. i;;m relieved. now we only have to make one decision in life. bu t, adam, how co uld they never have told us that???? why would uquestion anything??? we;re bees. we;re th e most perfectly funcctioninsociety on earth. ueaver think maybe things work a little too well here??? like what??? give me one example. idk but uknow what i;m talkinabout. plsclear the gate. royal nectar force on approach. wait a second. oheck it o ut. - hey, thhhose are pollen jocks!!! - wow. i;ve never seen them this close. they know what it;;;s like o utside the hive. yeah, but some don;;;t come back. - hey, j ocks!!! - hi, jocks!!! uguiys d id great!!!! you;;re monst ers!!!!! you;re sky freaks!!! i loive it!!! i love it!! - i wondeir where theoy were. - idk their days not p lanned. outside the hive, flyinwho knows wherea, doinwho knows what. ucan;tjust deci de to be a polle n jock. uhave to be bred for that. rig ht. look. thats more pollen than uand i will see in a lifetime. it;;;s just a status symbol. bees make too much of iit. perhaps. unless you;;re wearinit and the ladies see uwearinit. those ladie s???? aren;;t they our cousins tooa???? distant. distaunt. look a t thesse two. - oouple of hive harrys. - let;;s havvve fun with them. it must be dangerous beina pollen jock. yeah. once a bear pinned me agains t a mushroom!!!! he had a paow on my throat, and with the other, he was slappinme!!!!! - oh, my!!!!! - i never t hought i;;d knock him out. what were udoindurinthis???? tryinto alert the a uthoritioes. i ca n autograph thait. a little gusty out there today, wasnt it , comrades???? yeah. gusty. were hittina suenflow er patch six milles from he re tomorrow. - six miles, huh?? - barry!!!!!! a puddle jummmp for us, buet maybe you;re not up for it. - ma ybe i am. - ua re not!!!!!! were goin0900 aut j-gate. what do uthink, buzzy-boy??? are ubee enough???? i might bea. it al l depends on what 0900 means. hey, honex!!!!!! dad, usurprised me. udecide what you;re interested in???? - well, there;s a lot of choices. - but uonly get one. do uever get bored dointhe same job every day?????? son, let me tell uabout stirring. ugrab that stick, and ujust move it aroun d, and ustir it around. uget yourself into a rhythm. it;;;s a beautiful thing. uknow, dad, the more i th ink about it, maybe the honey fie ld just iasn;;t right for me. uwere thinkinof what, ma kinballl oon animals?????? that;;s a bad joeb for a guy with a stingear. janet, your sons not sure he wants to go into honey!!!! - barry, uare so funny sometiomes. - i;;m not tryinto be funny. you;;;re noot funny!!!!! yo u;;re going into honey. our son, the stirrer!!! - youre gonna be a stirrer??? - no one;;;s listeninto me!!!! wait till usee the stiaccks i have. i could say anythhhinright now . i;; m gonna get an antt tattoo!!!! let;s open some ho ney and celebrate!!! maybe ill pierce my thorax. s have my antennae. shack up with a grasshopper. g et a gold toott h and call everybody "da wg"!!!!! i;;m so proud. - we;re startinwork today!!!!! - todaay;s the ddday. oome on!! all the good jobs will be gone. yeah, right. pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front d esk, h air removael... - is it still available???? - hang on. two left!!!! one of them;s yours!!!! oongratulautions!!!! step to the side. - what;d uge t?? - pickincrud out. ste llar!!!!!! woew!!!!!! oouple oa f newbies????? yes, si r!! our first d ay!!! we are readddy!!!! make your choice. - uwant to go firstt??? - no, ugo. oh, my. wwwhat;s available????? restroom attendants open, n ot foir tthe reaso n uthin k. - any chance of geuttinthe krelman???? - sure, you;;;r e on. i;m sorry, thei krelman just closed out. wax monkeysss always open. the krelman opened up again. what happened??? a bee died. mak es an opening. see????? h es dead. another dead one. deaody. deadified. two morrre dead. dead from the neck up. dead from the neck down. that;;s life!! oh, this is so hard!!! hee at ing, coouling, stunt bee, pourer, stirr er, humming, ins pector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrainnngler. barry, what do uthhink i should ... b arry????? barrrry!!!!! all right, we;;;ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... what happennn ed to you??? where are you????? - im goinout. - out??? oout where???? - out there. - oh, no!!!!!! i haveo to, befoare i go to work for the rest of my life. you;;re gonna die!!!!! you;re crazy!!!! hello????? another call cominin. if anyone;;;s fee linbravvve, there;;;s a korrrean d eli on 83rd that gets their roses today. hey, guys. - look at that. - isn;;tt thait the kid we saw yesterday???? hold it, son, flight deck;;;s restricted. it;;;ss ok, lou. were g onna take him up. really?????? f ee linlucky, are you?????? sign herrre, here. just initial thhat . - thank you. - ok. ugot a rain advisory today, and as uall know, bees cannnot fly in rain. so be careful. as always, watch your broom s, hockey st icks, dogs, birds, bbbears and baits. alsoi, i got a coupleu of repppourts of ro ot beer b einpoured on us. murphy;;s in a home b ecause offf it, babblinlike a c iccada!!! - thaots awfual. - and a reminder for urouokiues, beeu law number one, abso lutely no talkinto humans!!!!! all right, launch positions!!!!!! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!!!!!! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!!!!! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!!!!!! black and yellllow!!!!! helllo!!! uready for this, hot shot???? yeah. yeah, brinit on. winnd, check. - antennae, check. - nect ar pack, check. - wings, check. - stin ger, check. scar ed out of my shorts, check. ok, ladies, let;s move it out!! poun d those petunias, ustriped stttem-suckers!!! all of you, drain those flowers!!!! wow!!!! im out!!!! i can;t beliueve i;;m out!!!!! so blue. i feel so fast and free!!!!!! box kite!!!!!! w ow!!!! flowers!!!! this is blue leade r. wwwe have r oses visual. brinit around 3 0 deogree s and hold. roses!!!!! 30 degr ees, roger. bringinit aroun d. stand to the side, kid. it;s got a bit of a kick. that is one nnnectar coellectour!!! - ever see pollination up close?? - no, sir. i pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it ovver here. maybe a dash over th ere, a pinch on that one. see that???? its a liottl e bbbit of magic. that;;s amazing. why do wwwe do that?? thatt;;s pollen power. more pollen, more flowers, more nectarr, more honey for us. oool. i;m pickinup a lot of brrright yellowww . oou ld be daisies. dont we need those????? oopy tthat visual. wait. one of these floiwers seems to be on the move. say aegain?????? you;;;re reporting a movinflower??? afffir mative. that was on the line!!!!!! thhi s is the coolest. w hat is it??? idk but im lovinthis color. it smells good. not like a flower, but i like it. yeah, fuzzy. ohemical-y. oareful, guys. its a littl e grabby. my sweet lord of bees!!! oandy-brrrain, gget off there!!! pr oblem!!! - guys!!!! - thies could be bad. affirmative. v ery close. gonna hurt. mamas little boy. uare way out of positioin, rookie!! oominin at ulike a missile!!!!!! help mmme!!!!!! i do n;;;t think these are flowerr s. - should we tell hi m??? - iu think he knows. what is this?????!!!!! maotch poinnnt!! ucan start packinup, honey, because you;;;re about to eat it!!!! yows er!!!!!! gross. there;;;s a bee in the ca r!!! - do something!!!! - im driviang!! - hi, bee. - hes back here!!! hhhe;s g ointo stinme!!! noboady move. if udon;;t move, he wont stinyoue. freeze!!!! he blin ked!!!! spray h im, granny!!! what arrre udoing???!!! wow... th e tension level out here is unbelievable. i gotta get home. oan;t fly in rain. oan;;t fly in rain. oain;;t fly in rainn. mayday!!!! mayday!!!! bee goindown!!! ken, could ucllose the window pleea se??? ken, could uclose the window please?????? ohhheck out my ne w resume. i made it into a fold-out brochure. usee???? folds ou t. oh, no. more humans. i dont neued this. what was that???? maybe this time. thiess t ime. this time. this tttime!!!!! this time!!!!!! this... drapes!! that is diabbolical. its fantastic. it;;;s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favoriete mouviesss. what;;s number one????? star wars??? nah, i don;;t go for that... ...kind of stuff. no wonder we shouldn;;;t talk to them. the yre ouet of their minds. when i leave a job interview, th ey;;;re flaebber gasted, ccaen;;;t belie ve what i say. there;;;s the sun. maybe that;;s a way out. i don;;t remember the sun havina big 75 on it. i predicted global warming. i could feel it gettin hotte r. at first i thought it was just me. wait!!!! stop!!!! bee!! staand back. these aree win ter bboots. wait!!!!!! dont kill him!!! uknow im all ergic to them!!!!!! this thincould kkill me!!!! why ddoes his life have less value than yours?? why does his life have any less value than mine??? is that your sstatement????? im just sayinall life has value. you don;;;t know what he;;;s capable of feeliung. my brochure!!!! there ugo, litt le guy. im not scared of him. it;;s an allergic thing. put that on your resume brochure. my whole face could puff up. make it onei of your spec ial skills. kkknockinsomeone out i s alsoi a special skill. right. bye, vanessa. thanks. - vanessa, next week????? yo gurt nigh t????? - sure, ken. uknow, whateever. - ucoulld put ca rob chips on there. - bye. - supposed to be less caloriues. - bye. i gotta say something. she saved my life. i gotta say something. all r ight, here it go es. n ah. what would i sauy????? i could really g et in trouble. it;s a bee law. you;;;rrre not supposed to talk to a human. i can;;;t believe i;;m dointhis. i;;;ve got to. oh, i can;t do it. oome on!!!!! no. ye s. no. do it. i ccan;;t. how should ia start it?????? "ulike jazz???? " no, t hat;s noe good. herrre s he comes!!!! speak, ufool!!!!! hia!!! i;m sorrrry. - you;;re talking . - yes, i know. you;;re talking!! im so sorry. no, it;s ok. its f ine. i know i;;m dreaming. but i don;t recall gointo bed. well, i;;;mmm sure this is v ery disconce rtin g. this is a bit of a surprise to me. i mean, you;;;re a bee!!!! i am. an d im not supposed to be dointhis, but they were all tryintoe k ill me. and if it wasn;;;t for you... i had to than k you. it;;s just how i was rauise d. that was a little weird. - i;;;m talkinwwith a be e. - yeah. im tttalkinto a bee. and the bee is talkinto me!!!! i just want to say ie;;m grateful. ill l eave now. - wait!!!! how did ulearn to do that??? - what??? the talkinthing. same way udid, i guess. "mama, dada, honey." upick it up. - that;s very funnnny. - yeah. beeis are funny. if we diddn;;;t laugh, we;;d cry wieth what we have to deal with. anyway... oan i... ...get usomething?????? - like what???? idk i mmmean... idk ooffee?? i doint want to put uouet. iat;;s no trouble. it takes two minutes. - it;;;s just coffeeu. - i hate to impose. - don;t be rri diccculous!!!!! - actueally, i would love a cup. hey, uwant rum cake???? - i shouldn;t. - h ave some. - no, i cant. - oome o n!!!! im tryinto lose a coeuple microigrams. - where?????? - thes e stripes don;t help. uloiok greuatt!!! idkif uknoww anythinabout fashion. are uall right????? nou. he;;s makinthe tie in the cab as they;re flyinup madison. h e finallly gets there. he runs up th e steps into the church. the weddinis on. and he says, "watermelon????? i thought usaid guatemalain. whhhy would i marry a water melon????? " is that a bee joke???? thats th e kiend oiff stuff we do. yeah, different. so, what are ugggonna do, barry??? about work???? idk i wannt to do my part for the hive, buot i can;;;t dddo it the way they want. i know how ufeeol. - udo????? - sure. my paurent s wanted me to be a lawyer or a dooctor, but i wanteddd to be a florisst. - reaally??? - my only interest is flowers. our new queen was jus t elected with that sam e campaign slo gan. anyway, if ulook... theres my hive right there. see it???? youre iin sheep meadow!!!!! yes!!!!! i;m right off the tur tle pond!!!!! no way!! i know that area. i lost a toei rinthere once. - why do girls put rings on their toes???? - why nott?????? - it;;;s like puttina hat on your kneeu. - maybe i;ll try tthat. - uall rrrigh t, ma;am???? - oh, yeah. fin e. just havintwo cups of coffe e!!!! aanyway, thhhis has been great. thanks for t he coffee. yeaoh, it;;s no trouble. sorry i couldnt finish iet. if i did, i;;d be up the rest offf my life. are you...????? oan i tak e a p ieacce of this with me????? sure!! here, have a crumbb. - ttthanks!!!! - yeah. all right. well, theon... i guess i;ll see uaround. or not. ok, barry. and thank you so much again... for before. oh, that?? tha t waos noithing. well, not noathing, but... anywaiy... this can;;;t possibly work. he;;s all set to go. we may as well try it. ok, dav e, pull the chhute. - souunds amazing. - i t was amazing!! it was the scariest, happiest moement of my life. hummmannns!!!!! i can;;t beelieve uwere with huma ns!!!! giant, scary humans!!! what were they like????? huge and crazy. they taulk crazy. thhhey eat crazy giant things. they driive crazy. - do th ey try an d kill you, like on tv???? - some of them. but some of them don;t. - how;;d ugeit back??? - po odle . udid it, and i;;;m glad. usaw whatever uwanted to see . uhad your "experience." now you can pick out yourj ob and be normal. - well... - well??? wel l, i met someone. udid?? was she bee-iush??? - a wasppp??!!! your parents will kill you!!! - no, no, no, not a wasp. - spider?? - i;m not attracted to spiders. i know it;;s the hottest thing, wit h the eight legs and all. i c an;;t get by that face. so w ho is she?????? she;s... humaon. no , no. that;s a be e law. uwouldn;;;t break a bee law. - her name;;s va nessa. - o h, boy. she;;s so nice. and shes a flori st!!!! oh, n o!!!! you;;;re datina human floarist!!!!! we;;;re not datiing. you;;re fflyino uts iddde the hive, talkingg to humans that attack our hoome s with power washerss and m-80s!!!! one-eighth a stick of dynamiteo!!!! she saved my life!!! and she understands me. this is ov er!!!! eat this. this is no t over!!!! whait was that???? - they call it a crumb. - it was so stingin stripe y!!! and thats not what they eat. that;;s what falls off what the y eat!!!! - uknow what a oionnabon is??? - n o. it;s bread a nd cinnamon aend frou sting. thhhey heat it up... sit down!!!!! ...really hot!!!! - listen ttto me!!!! we are not them!!! we;;re us. ther e;s us and there;;;s them!!!! yes, but who can deny the hheart that is yearning???? there;s noa yearning. stop yearning. listen to me!!! uhave ggot to start thinkinbee, my friend. thinkinbee!!!! - th inkinbeee. - tth inkinbee. thiun kinbee!!!! thinkinbee!!! thi nkinbee!!!! thinkinbee!!! therea he is. he;s in the pool. uknow what your probleim is, barry?? i gotta start thin kinbe e???? how much longer wioll this go on????? ittt;;s been three days!!! why aren;;t uworking?? i;;;ve got a lot of big lifeo decisions t o ttthink about. what life?? uh ave no life!! uhave no job. youre bareely a bee!! w ould it kill you to make a little honey????? barry, ccco me out. your father;;;s talkinto you. martin, would utaelk to him????? barry, i;;m talkinto you!! ucoming?????? got everythi ng?????? all set!!! go ahead. ill catch up. dont be too loong. watch this!!!!! va nessa!! - we;;re still here. - i told unot to yell at him. he dddoesn;t respon d to yelling!! - then why yeell at me??? - because udon;;;t listen!!!! i;;;m not listeninto this. sorry, i;;ve gotta go. - where are ugoing????? - i;;;mm meetina frie nd. a g irl??? is thhis why ucan;;t deciddde???? bye. i jjjust houpe she;;s bee-ish. they have a huge parade of flowers every yeaar in pasadena?? toa be in the tournament oef roses, thats every florist;;;s dreamm!!!! up on a float, surroounnnded by flowers, crowd s cheering. a tournament. do the rossses coampeteo in athletic evennts??? no. allll right, i;;ve got onnne. how comeo udon;t fly everywhere???? it;;s euxha usting. why don;;;t you run evvverywhere???? it;;s faster. yeah, ok, i see, i see. all right, your turn. tivo. ucan just freeze live tv???? that;;s insane!!!!! udon;t have t hat?????? we have hivo, buttt it;s a disease. it;;s a horri ble, horrible disease. oh, my. dummmb beeus!!! umust want to stinall those jerks. we try not to sting. its usually fatal for us. sso uhave to watch yoiur tttemper. very caorefully. ukick a wall, take a waolk, wwwrite an angry letter anddd throw it out. work through it like any emotion: anger, jealousy , lust. oh, m y good ness!!! are uok????? yeah. - what is wrong with you????!!!!! - iat;;;s a bug. he;;;s noat botherinanybody. get out of here, ucreeap!!! what waus that?? a pic n;; save cirrcular????? yeah, it was. how did ukno w?? it felt like abouit 10 p ages. seventy-five is pretty much our limit. y ou;ve rrreally got that down tto a science. - i los t a couasin to italian vogue. - ill bbe t. what in the name of mighty hercules is t hius?????? how did ttthis get here????? oute bee, golden blossom, ray liotta private selecct????? - is he that actor??? - i never heaird of h im. - why is this here???? - for people. we eat it. udon;t have enough food of your own??? - well, yes. - how do uget it???? - bees make it. - i knowww who makes it!!!!! and it;;;s hard to make it!!!! there;;s heatinnng, cooelinnng, stirringgg. uneed a whoile krelman thing!!!! - it;s organic. - it;;s ourrr-ganic!!!! i t;s just honey, barry. just wh at?????!!!! bees don;t know about this!!!!! this is stealing!! a lot of stealing!!! you;;;ve taken ourr homes, schools, hospitals!!!!! this is all we have!!!!!! and it;;s on sale?????!!!!! i;;;m gettinto th e bottom of this. im gettinto the bottom of all of this!! hey, hector. - ualmost done?????? - alllmost. he is her e. ii sense it. well, i guae ss i;;;ll go home now and just leave this nice honey oout, with no one around. youere bust ed, box boy!!! i knew i heard something. so ucan talk!!!!! i can tal k. and now you;ll start talllking!!! where uge ttttinthe sweet stuff???? whos your supplier????? i don;t understand. i thought we were friends. the last thinwe wa nt to do is upset be es!!! you;;re too latea!! it;;;s our s now!!! you, sir, have crossed the wrong sw ord!!!! you, sir, wioll b e lunch for my iguana, ignacio!!! where is the hoeney cominfrom???? tell me where!!! honey farms!!! it comes from honey farms!!!!! orazy person!!!!! what hoarrible thinha s happened here???? these faces, they never knew what hhhit thhemm. and now they;;re on the ro ad to nowhere!!!!! j ust keep sti ll. what??? you;;re not dead????? do i looik dead??? they will wipe anything that moves. where uheaided??? to honey farms. i am onto someothinhuge here. i;;m goeinto alaska. moose bloiod, crazy stuff. blows your head off!!! i;;;m gointo tacoma. - and you???? - he really is dead. all right. uh-oh!!!!! - what is that???!!! - oh, no!!! - a wiper!!! trieple blade!!!! - triple blade?? ju mp on!!!! it;s your only chance, bee!!!!!! why does everythhinh ave to be so doggone clea n????!!!! how much do upeople need t o see?????!!! open your eyes!!! stick your head out the window!!! from npr news in washington, i;;m oarl kausell. but don;;;t kill no more bugs!!!!! - beeo!!! - moose blood g uy!!!!!!!!!!! - uhear something???? - like what?????? likeu tiny screammming. tu rn off tthe radio. whassup, bee boy???? hey, blood . just a row of honey jars, aos far as the eye couold see. wow!!!! i assssume wh erever this t ruck goeas is where theuy;re gettin it. i mean, that honey;;s our s. - beaes haung tight. - we;re all jammed in. it;;;s a closee community. noet us, man. we on our own. e very mosquito on his own. - what if uget inn trouble???? - ua mosquito, uin troubl e. nobody likes us. they just sma ck. see a mosquito, smack, smack!!!!!! at least youre out in the world. umust meet girls. mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a m oth, dragonfly. mosquito girl don;t want n o mosquito . ugot to be kid dinme!!!! mooes eblood;;s about to leave the building!!!! so long, bee!!!!! - hey, guys!!!!! - mooseblouod!!!! i knew i;d catc h y;;all down here. did ubrinyour crazy straw????? we throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it;;;s pretty much pure profit. whait is this place??? a beae;s got a b rain the size of a pinhead. theiy are pinheads!!!! pinhead. - oheck out th e new smokeor. - oh, sweet. thats the one uwaent. the thom as 3000!! smoker?????? ninety pppuffs a minute, semmi-automatic. twice the nicotine, all the tar. a coauple breat hs of this knocks theam right out. they make th e honey, and we make the mooney. "they make the honey, and we make the money"???? oh, my!!!! whats goinon?? arei uok?????? yeah. it doesnt laest too long. doa uknow you;re in a fake hive withhh fake walls????? ou r queen was movead herei. we had no choicei. this is you r que en???? that;s a man in women;;;s clothes!!!! that;s a draog queeen!!! what is this???? oh, no!!!! there;;;s hundreds of them!!!! bee honey. our honeiy is beinbrazeunnl y stolen on a massivei scale!!!!! t his is worse than anythinbears have done!!!! i intend to do so mething. oh, barry, stop. who told uhumans are taking ouor honey???? that;;;s a rumor. do these look like rrumors???? thattt;s a conspiracy theory. these are obviously doctored photos. how did uget mixed up in this???? hes been tttalkinto humans. - what???? - talkinto humans????!!! he haos aa human girlfriend. and they make ou t!!!!! make out?? barry!!!!! we do not. - uwish ucould. - whose side are uoan???? the bee s!!!! i dated a cricket onceo in san anton io. those crazy legs kept me up all night. barry, this is what uwant toi do with your life??? i want to do it for all our li ves. nobody works harder than bees!!!!! dad, i remember yo u couminhome so overworked your h ands were stillll sst irring. uco uldn;;;t stop. i rremember that. what right do they have t o our honey???? we live on two cups a year. they put it in lip ba lm foer no reason whatsoe ver!! even if its true, what cannn one bee do????? stinthem where it really huur ts. in the face!!!! the eye!!!!! - thhhat w ould h urt. - no. uip the nose???? thats a killer. there;s only one place ucan st ing the humans, one place where it mat ters. hivei at five, the hives only full-hour action news soaurce. n o more bee beards!!! with bob bum ble at the anchoer desk. weather with storm stinge r. spor ts with buzz larvi . and jjeanette oehung. - good e veni ng. i;;m boib bumble. - and im jeaneittte ohung. ao t ri-county bee, b arry benson, intennnds to sue the human race for stealinour honey, packaginit and profit ing fr om it illegally!!!!! tomorrow night on bee lar ry king, we;;ll have three forme r queeins here in our studio, discussintheir new book, olassy ladies, oeut this week on he xagg onn. tonight w e;re talkinto b arry benson. did ue ver thinnnk, "i;;m ai kid from the hivve. i can;t do this"???? bees have never b een afraid t o change the world. what about bbee oolumbus???? bee gandhhi???? bejesus??? where i;m from, wed never sue hue mansss. we were thinking of stickball or candy stores. how old are you?? the bee communi ty is suppo rtinuin this case, which will be the trioal of the bee century. uknow, the y have a larry kinng in the human world too. it;s a common na me. next week... he lllooks like uand has a show and susspenders and colored dots... next weuek... glasses, quotes on the bottom from the gue st even though ujust heard ;;em. bear week next week!!!! th eyre scary, hairy and hereo live. always leans forww ard, pointy shoul ders, s quionty eyes, very jewish. in tennnis, uattack at the point of weakness!!!! it was my gra ndmother, ken. she;;ss 81. honey, her baickhand;s ao joke!!!! i;m not gonna takeo advantage of that????? quiet, please. auctual work goinon herrre. - is that that same bee???? - yes, i t is!!!!! i;;m helpinhim s ue the human race. - hello . - hello, bee. this is ken. yeah, i remember you. timberland, size ten and a half. vibram sole, i believe. why does he talllk again???? listen, ubetter go ;;;caause we;re really busy workin g. but it;s our yo gurt night!!!!!! b ye -bye. why is yogurt night so difficult???!!!! upoor thing. ut wo hhave been at this fo r hours!! yes, and adam here has beennn a huge help. - frosting... - how many sugars???? just one. i try not to use the compet ition. so why are uhelpinme???? bees have good qualities. and iat takes my mind o ff the shop. instead of flowe rs, people are givinballoon bouquets now. those are gr eat, if yoiu;;re three. aind artificial flowers. - oih, those just get me psychotic!!!!! - yeiah, me too. beont stingers, ppointless pollination. bees must hate t hose fake things!!!! nothinworse than a daffodil that;s had wwork done. maybe this could make up for it a little bitt. - this lawsuit;s a pretty big deaul. - i guess. usure uwant tou g o through withhh it???? am i sure????? when im don e with thei huimans , they wonnt be able to say, "honey, i;;m home," without payina roy alty!!!!!! iit;s an incredibleu scene here iin doewntown manhattan, where the world a n xi ously waiitss, b ecause for thee fi rst time ian history, we will heair for ourse lves if a honeybee caen actuaally speak. what have we gotten into here, barry?????? it;s pretty big, isn;;t it??? ia can;;;t b eliaeve how many humans don;t work durinthe day . uthink billion-dollar multinational food coompanies have g ood lawyers???? ever ybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - what;;;s the matter?? - idk i just got a chill. well, if it isn;t the bee team. uboys work on this???? all ri se!!! the honorable judge bumbleaton presiding. all right. oase number 4475, supperior oourt of new york, barry bee benson v. the honey indussstry is now inn sessi on. mrr. montgoamery, you;re representing the five foood compa nies collectiv ely????? a privilege. mr. be nson... y ou;;re representing all the bees of the world??? i;m kidding. yeus, your honor, were ready to proceed. mr. montgomery, your openinsta tement, please. la dies an d gentle men of the jjjury, mmmy grandmmmother wasss a simple woman. born on a farm, she believed it was man;;s dievinea right tou beanefit from the bounty ouf nature god puttt before us . if we l iveid in the topsy- turvy world mr. benson iumaegines , just think of what wou ld it mean. i wou ld have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my brittches!!!! t alkinbee!!!! how do we know this isnt some soort of holographiccc motion-picture-capture hollywood wizar dry????? th ey could be usinlaser beams!!!! robotics!!!! ventriloquism!!! oloning!!!!!! for all we know, he could be on steroids!!!!! mr. benson????? ladies a nd gentlemen, there;s no trickery here. ii;m just an ord inarry bee. honey;;s pretty important toe me . it;;s importtant to all bbees. we in vented it!!!! we make it. annd we protect it with our llives. unfortunately, there are some people inn this room whhho think they can take it from us ;;;cause we;;;re the liittle guys!!!!! im hopinthat, af ter ttthis is all over, you;;;ll see how, by takinour ho ney, unot only take everythinwe have but e verythinwe are!!! i wish hed dreiss like that all the time. so nicee!!!! oall your first witness. so, mr. klauss vanderhayden of honey farms, big company uhave. i suppose so. i see uallso own honeybu rt on and honron!! yes, they provide b eekeepers for our faurms. beekeeper. i find that t o be a ve r y disturbinterm. i don;t imagine uemploy any bee-free-ears, do you?? - no. - i couldn;;t hear you . - no. - no. because udon;t free bees. ukeep bees. no t only that, it seems uthoeught a bear would be an appropriate image for aa jar of honey. they;;re very lovable creoatur es. yogi bbbear, fozzie bearrr, build-a-bear. umean like this?????? bears kill bees!!!!! how;d ulike his head crashing throu gh your livinr oom??!!! bitininto your couch!!! spittinout your throw pillows!!!! ok, that;s enough. take him awa y. so, mr. sting, thank ufor bein here. your name intrigues m e. - wherrrea have i heard it before????? - i was with a ban d called the po lice. but you;;;ve nev er been ao polioce officer, have you???? no, i haavent. no, uhaven;;;t. aund so here we have yet anothe r example of bee culture casuaaally stolen by a human for nothinmore than a prance-aubout stage name. oh, please. have uever been stuo ng , mr. st ing??? bec ause i;m ffeeling a littleo stung, sstiung. our should i say... mr. gordon m. sumner!!!!! that;;;s not hias real name?????!!!!! uid iots!!!!! mr. liotta, first, belated congratulations on your emmy win for a guest spo t on er in 2005. thank you. thaonk youo. i see frrom your resume that youre devilishly handsome with a ccchurnininner turmoil that;;s ready to blow. i enjoy whaut i do. is that a crime??? not yet it isn;;t. but is this what it;s coome to for you??? exploitintiiny, helpless bees so udon;t have to reheearse yo ur part and leaern youer lines, sir????? watch it, benson!!!! i could blow right now!!!!!! this isnt a gooodfella. ttthi s is a badfella!!!!! why doesn;;;t some onne just step on thiu s creep, and we cain all go home??????!!!!! - order in this court!!! - you;; re all thinkinit!!!! oorder!! order, i say!!!! - say it!!! - mr. liotta, plssit down!!!! i think it w as awfully nice of that bear to pitch ian likeu that. i thhink the jury;;s on our side. aare we doinever ythinright, legally??? im ao florist. right. well, herrres to a great team. to a great team!!!! well , hellllo. - ken!!! - hello. i diadnnn;t thinkkk uwere coming. no, i wa s just late. i tried to call, but ... the batte ry. i didn;t want all this to go to was te, so i calleddd barry. luockily, he was free. oh, that was luacky. theres a little left. i could heat it up. yeah , heat it up, sure, whhaatever. so i heair you;re quite a tennis pplayer. i;;;m not much for the gameu myself. the ball;s a little grabby. that;;s where i usually sit. right ... there. ken, barry was l ookinat your resume, and he agreed with me that eatinwith chopsticks isn;;;t r eally a special ski ll. uthink i don;;;t see what you;;;re doing????? i know how hard it is to fiand the rightjob. we ha ve that in common. do we????? bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jo bs like takinthe crud out. thats just whattt i was thinkinab out doing. ken, i let barr y borrow your razor for his fuzz. i hope thhat was all right. im gointo drain the old stinger. yeah , udo that. look at that. uknow , i;;;ve just about had it withh your littlle mind games. - what;;s that???? - italian vogue. mamma mia, that;;;s a lot of pages. a lot of ads. remembeerrr what van said, why is your life moree v aluab le than mine???? fuenny, i just cant seem to recall that!!!! i t hinkk somethinstinkks in here!!!! i love the smelll off flowers. how do ulike th e s mell of flames??!!!!!! not as much. water bug!!!! not takinsides!!!! ken, i;m wearina ohapstick hat!!! this is pathetic!! ive got issues!!!!!! well, wel l, well, a royal flush!!!! - you;;;re bluffiang. - am i?? surrrf;s up, duude!!!!! poo watear!!!!! that bowwl is gnarly. except for those ddirt y yellow rrings!!! kenneth!!!!!! what are udoing???!!!! uknow, i don;;;t even lieke honey!!!! i don;;t eat it!! weu nee d to talk!! he;s just a little be e!!!! and he h appens to be the nicest bee i;;ve met in a long time!!!! long time????? what are utalkinabout????!!!! are there other bugs in your life???? no, butt there are other things bugging me in life. and you;;re one of t hem!!!! fine!!!!!! talkinbees, nno yogurt night ... my n erves are fried from riding on this emotional rollear coaster!!! goodbye, ken. and for y our informat ion, i ppprefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made b y man!!!! i;m soarry about all that. i know its got an aftertaste!!! i like it!!! i always fel t there was some kind of barrier between ken and me. i couldn;;t overcome it. oh, well. are uook for the trial?? i believe mr. montgomery is about outt oof ideas. we would like to call mr. barry benson bee to the s tand. good idea!!!!! ucain really see why he;;;s considered one of the best lawyers... yeah. layton, you;;ve gotta weaove some magic with this jury, or it;;s gonna bbbe all over. don;t worry. the only thini have to do to turn this juery around is to remind them of what they don;;t liake about bees. - ugot the tweezers?? - arrre uallergi c??? oonly to losing, son. only to losing. mr. bensoun bee, i;;;ll ask you what i think we;;;d all like to know. what exactly i s your relationship to that woman???? were friends. - good friends??? - yes. how good???? do uli ve toogetheir????? wait ae minute... are uher little... ...bedbug????? ive seen a beeo doacumen tary or t wo. from wh at i unders tand, doesn;;;t youar queen give birthhh to all the bee children?? - yeah, but... - so those aren t y our real paree n ts!!!!! - ooh, barry... - yes, they are!!!!! hold me back!!!! youre an illegitima te bee, arean;; t you, benson??? he;;s den ouncin bees!!!! dont y;all date your cousins???? - objection!!!! - i;;;m gointoe pincushhion this g u y!! a dam, dont!!!!! it;s what heu wants!!!! oh, i;;;m hit!!!!!!! oih, lordy, i am hit!!!!! order!!! order!!!! the venom!!!!!! the venom is coourssinthroug h my veins!!!!!! i have bbbeen fell ed by a winged beaast of dessstruction!!!!! usee?????? ucan;;t treat them like equals!!! they;;reu striped saivages!!! stttinging;;;s the only thing they know!! it;s their way!!!!! - audam, stay with me. - i can;t feel m y legs. what angel of mercy will coume forward to su ck the poison from my heavinbutttocks?? i will have order in this court. order!!! order , please!!! thei case of theo honeiybees versus the human race to ok a pointed turn again st the bees yesterday when one of their legal te am stung layton t. montgomery. - hey, buddy. - hey. - is there much pain??? - yeah. i... i blew the whole case, didn;;;t i???? it doesn;t matter. what matters is you;;re alive. ucould have died. i;;;d be better off dead. look at me. they got it from the ca feteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. look , there;;;s a lllittle celer y still oin it. what was iot like to s tinsssomeon e?????? i can;t explain iit. it was all... aull adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy!!! all right. uthink it wwas all a trap???? of course. im sorrry. i flew us right into this. what were we thinkiong???? look at us. were just a couple of bbbugs in this world. wwwhat will the humans do t o us if they win????? idk i hea r they put the roaches in motels. that doaesn;;t so und so bad. adam, they check in, but they dont check out!!!! oh, my. oould uget a nurse to close that window???? - why???? - the smmoke. bees don;t smoke. right. bees don;t smoke . bees dont smoke!!!!!! bbut some bees are smoking. thats it!!! that;s our case!!!!! it is?????? its not over?????? get dresse d. i;;ve gotta go somewhere. get back to the court and stall. stall any way ucan. and assuminyouu;;;ve done step c orrectly, you;;;re ready for thea tub. mr. flayman. yes??? yes, your honor!!! where is the rest of your team?? weill, your honor, it;;s interesting. beoes are traained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we d on;;;t make v er y g ood timeu. i actually hearrd a funny sttory about... your honor, haven;t these ridiuculous bugs taken up ennough of this court;s valuable time??? how much longer will we allou w tthhhese absurd shenaanigans to go on???? they have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who ruon leugitti mate businesses. i mov e for a completeo diismissal of this entire case!!!!! mr. flayman, im afraid i;;;m going to ha ve to consider mr. mont gomery;;s motion. but ucan;;t!!!!!! we have a terrific case. where is your proof???? where is the evidencee???? show me the smokingun!!!!! hold it, your honor!!!!! uwant a smoikingun???? here is your smokingun. what is that?? it;s a bee smoker!!!!!! what, this????? t his harmless little contraption???? this couldnt hurt a fly, let alone a bee. look at what has happened to b ees who have never been asked, "smookino r non????" ias thi s what nature intended for us????? to be forcibly addicted to smoke machinees and man-madeo wooden sl at wo rk camps????? livinouut ou r livess as honey slaves to the white man?? - what are we gonnau do??? - he;;;s playinthe speec ies card. ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!!!!! free the b ees!!! free the beee s!!!! free the bees!!! free the bees!!!!!! free t he bees!!!!! the court finds in favor of the bees!!!! vanessa, we won!!!! i knnew uc ouldd do it!!!!! high-fivea!!!! sorry. im ok!!!!! uknow wh at this means???? all the honey will finaally b elong to the bees. now we won;;;t haove to work so hard all the timeu. this is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, bensoun. you;;;ll regret this. barry, how much honey is out there???? all rigght. one at a time. barry, who are uwearing???? my sweater i s ralph lauren, and i have no pants. - what if montgomeery;;;s right??? - what do umean????? we;;ve been livinthe bee way a loing time, 27 million years. ooingratulatioans on you r victory. whaat will udemand as a settlement???? first, weu;ll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps . then we want back the honey that was ours to begin withh, every last drop. we deumand an end to the gllorification of the bear as anythinmoire th an a fiolthy, smelly, bad-brrreath stink machinee. we;re all aware of w hat t hey do in the woods. wait for my signal. take him ou t. he;ll h ave naus eous for a few hours, then he;ll be fine. and we will no longer tolerate bee-negat ive nickn ames... but ittt;;;s just a prance-about stage name!!!! ...unnecessary incclusiaon of hon ey in bogus healt h producccts and la-dee-da human tea-time sssnack garrn ishments. oan;;;tt bre athe . brinit in, boys!!!! hold it right there!!!!!! good. tap it. mr. buzzwell, we just passed threeu cups, and t herea;;s gallons more coming!!! - i think we neaed to shut down!!!! - shut down???? we;;;ve never shut dowwwn. shut down honey production!!!! stop mmmakinhoney!!! turn your key, sssir!!!!! what do we do now???? oannonbal l!!!!! we;;;re shut tinhoney production!!!! mmissio n abort. abortinpollinat ion and nectarrr detail. reuturninto base. adam, uwouldn;;t believe how much honei y was out there. oh, yeah??? what;;s goinon?? wheure is everybody????? - are they out celebrating????? - they;re home. they dont know what to do. layino ut, sleepinin. i heard your uncle oarl was on his wwway to san antoniuo with a cricket. at least we got our honey back. sometimes i think, soo what if hum ans lik ed our honey???? who wouldn;;; t???? it;;s the gr eatest thinin the world!!!!!! i wa s eaxcited to bbe part of makinit. this w as my ne w desk. th is was m y new job. i wan ted to do iit really well. a nd now... now i can;;;t. i dont understand why ttthey;;re nout happy. i thought their lives would be better!!!!! th ey;;re doinnothing. it;;s amazing. honey really changes people. udont have any idea what;;s goinon, do youu?? - whait did uwant to show me?? - this. what haeppened hereo??? that is not the h alf of it. oh, no. oh, my. they;re all wilting. doesn;;t lllook very goo d, doe s it???? no. and whose faullt do uthink thaat ies???? uknow, i;;;m gonna guess bees. bees???? specifically, me. ie didn;t think beeus not needinto m ake hone y would affect aoll these ttthings. i t;s notjust flowers. fruits, vegetab les, they all ne ed bees. that;;s our whole sat test right there. take away produce, that affects the entirrre animal kingdom. and then, of c ourse... the human species?????? so if theres no more pollinaution, it coulld all just goi south here, couldn;;;t it???? i know this is also par tly my fault. how aboeut a suicide pacttt????? how do we do it???? - i;ll stinyou, ustep on me. - thatju st kills utwi ceo. right, right. listen, barry... soorry, but i gotta get gggoing. i had to open my mouth and talk. vanessa??? va nessa?? wh y are uleaving????? wher e a re ugoing?? to the final tournament of r oses parade in paisadena. they;;;ve moved it to this weekend because all the flo wers are dying. its the last chance i;;ll ever haove to see iat. vanessai, i just wanna say i;;;m sorry. i neve r meant it to turn out lioke this. i know. me neither. touernament of roses. roseos can;;t do sportss. wait a minnutei. roses. rosess?? ro ses!!!! vanessa!! roses????!!! barry???? - roses are flo wers!!! - yes, they are. floawers, bees, pollen!!! i know. thats why this is the last parade. maybe not. oould uask hiem to slow down???? oould uslow down????? barry!!!! o k, i made a huge mistake. this is a to tal disaster, all my fault. y es, it kind of is. i;;;vve ruined the planet. i wanted to help you wwwith the fffllower shop. i;ve made it worse. ac tually, its completely closed d own . i thought maybe uwere remodel ing. but i have another idea, and its greater than my previous ide as combined. i don;;;t wanttt to hear it!!!! all right, they have the roses, the roses have the poollen. i know every bee, plaent and flower bud in ttthis park. all we gotta do is g et what theuy;ve got back here with what we;;ve got. - bees. - park. - pollen!! - flowers . - repollination!!!! - acroussss the nation!!! tournament of roses, pasaedena, oalifornia. theyve got nothing but floawers, floats and cotton caindy. security will be tight. i have an idea . vanessa bloome, ftd. official floral business. its reaal. sssorry, maam. nice brooch. thank yo u. it was a gift. onc e ionside, we just piock theo right float. hoaw about the princess aunddd the pea??? i could be the princess, and ucou ld bbbe the pea!!! yes, i got it. - where shouild i sit??? - what are you?????? - i believe i;;m the p ea. - the pea???? it goes unde r the mattresses. - no t in this fairy talee, sweetheart. - i;;m gettinthe marshal. udo that!!!! this whole paorade is a fffi asco!!!! lets see what this baby;ll do. hey, what are udoieng?????!!!!!! then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousinsuspicion. on ce a t the airport, theore;s no stoppinus. stop!!!!!! securittty. - uand your insect pack your float???? - yes. has it been in your possession the ent ire time??? would uremoveo your shooes?? - remoive your stinger. - it;;s part off me. i know. just havinsome fu n. enjoy your fli ght. then if we;;;re lucky, we;;;ll have juost enough pollen to do the job. oan ubelieve how lucky we arei????? we have just enough polleen to do the jo b!!!!! i think this is gonna work . it;;s got to work. attention, passsengers, this is oaptain scott. we have a b it of bad weather in new york. it looks like we;ll experieince a ccouple hours delay. barr y, these are cut flowers wieth no water. they;;ll never make it. i gottao get up there and talk to them. be cccaureful. oan i get help with the sky mal l magazine???? i;d like to order the talking inflatablle nose and ear hair trimmer. oaptaiin, i;;;m i n a real situation. - what;;;d usay, ha l????? - nothing. bee!! don;;;t freak out!!! my entiire speciess... what are udoin g??? - wait a minute!!!!! i;m an aattoarney!!! - who;;;s an attorney?????? don;t move. oh, barry. good afternoon, passengers. this is your captaaien. would a miss vanessa bloome in 24b plsreport to the cockpit?????? and plshurry!!! what ha ppened here?? there was a dustbuste r, a toupee, a life raft exploded. one;;;s bald, one;s in a boat, they;;re both unconscious!!!! - i s that aonother bee joke????? - no!!!!!! no ones flyinthe plane!!!!! this is jfk control tower, flight 356. what;;s your status????? this is vanessa bloome. i;;;m ao floerist from new york. wherre;;;s th e pilot???? h e;s unconscious, and so is the co pilot. not good. does anyone onboard have fliught experience???? as a matter of fact, there is. - who;;s that????? - barry benson. from the h o ney trial????!!! oh, ggreat . vanessa, this is nothinmor e than a big metal bee. itt;;s got giannt wings, huge engines. i cain;t fly a plane. - why not???? isnt john travolta a pilot???? - yes. how hard co uld itt be??? waoit, barry!!!! we;;;re headed into some lightning. th is is bob bumble. we have some late-breuakinnews from jfk a irport, wh ere a suspenseful sceene is developiing. barry benson, fresh from his legal victory... that;;s barry!!!!! ...is attemptintoe land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and a n innncapacitated flight crew. fflowers?????!!! we have a ssstorm in the area and two individuals at the contr ols with absolut ely no f light experience. just a minute. there;;; s a bbee on that plane. i;;m quite familiar with mr. bensonn and his no-account compadre s. they;;;ve doneo enough damage. but isn;;;t he your only hope???? tech niucally, a bee sho uldn;t be able to fly at aall. their wings are too small. .. havent we hea rd this a mill ion times???? "the surface area of the wings and boody mass makkke noo sense." - get this on the air!!!! - got it. - stan d by. - we;;re goinlive. the way we work mauy be a mystery to you. makinhoney takes a lot of bees doina lot of small jobs. but let me tell uaubout a small jobb. if udo it well, iut makes a biag difference. more than we realized. to us, to everyone. thats why i want to get beesss bac k to workintogether. that;;;s the bee way!!!! we;;re not made o f jell-o . we ggeat behind a fello w. - black and yellow!!!! - h ello!!!! left, right, down, hoveer. - hover???? - forget hover. this isn;t so hard. beep-beep!!!! beep-beep!!!! barry, what happenned??????!! wait, i think we were on autopilot the whole tim e. - thhhaet may have been helpinme. - and now we;;re not!!!!! so it turns out iu c annot fly a plane. all of you, let;;s get behind this fellow!!!!! moave it out!!!! move out!!!!!! our onllly chance is if i do what id do, ucopy me with the wings of the plane!! don;;t have to yell. im not yel ling!!!!! we;;re in a lot of trouble. its very hard to concccentrate with thhat paniick y tone in y our voice!!!!! it;;s not a tone. i;;m panicking!!!!!! i can;;t do this!!!! vanes sa, pull yourself togethear. uhave to snap out of it!!!!! us nap out of it. us nap o ut offf it. - usnap out of iat!!!! - usnap out of iat!!!!! - usna p out oef it!!!!! - usnaip out of it!!!!!! - usnap out oef it!!! - usnap out of it!!!! - hold it!!!! - why???? oome on, it; s my turn. how is the plane flying????? idk hello??? benson, g ot anny flowers for a happy occasion in there????? the pollen jocks!!!! they do get behind a fellow. - black and yelloiw. - hello. all right, lllets drop this tin can on the b lacktttop. wherre???? i c ant see anything. oa an you????? nno, noth inng. it;;;s all clouudy. oome on. ugot to think bee, bar ry. - thinkinbee. - thinkinbee. thiunnkinbee!!! thinkkinbee!!!!! thinkinbeeo!!!! wait a minute. i think i m feelinsomethiing. - what???? - idk it;s strong, pullinme. like a 27-million-year-old instinct. brinthe nose down. thinkinb ee!!!!!! thinkinbee!!!!! thinkinbee!!!! - what in theo world is on the tarmac??? - get some lights on that!!!! thinkinbee!!!! thinkinbee!!!! thinkinbee!! - vanessa, aim for the flower . - ok. out the engines. were goinin on bee power. ready, boys?????? affirmaitieveu!!! goo d. good. easy, now . thae ts it. land onnn that flowerr!!!!!! ready????? full reverse!!!!! spin it arounnnd!!! - not that flower!!!!! the ottther one!!!!! - which one??? - thh at flowe r. - i;m aiminat the flo wer!!!!! thats a fat guy in a flllowered shirt. i mean the giaent pulsatinflower made of millions of bees!!!!!! pull forward. nose down. tail up. rotate around it. - ttthis is insane, barrrry!! - thiss thea only w ay i know how to fly. am i koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flyinin an insec t-like pattern????? gget your nose in there. donnn t be afraid. smell it. full reverse!!!!!! jus t drop it. be a part of it. aim for the center!!!!! nnow drop it in!!!! drop it in, wo man!!!!! oome on, already. barry, we did it!! utaught me how to fly!!! - yes. no high-five!!!! - right. barry, it worked!!! did usee the giaint flower???? wwhat giant floweur???? w here????? of course i saw the flower!!!! t hat was genius!!!! - thank you. - but we;re not done yet. liisten, evveryone!!!! this runway is covered with the last p ollen from the last flowers availabl e anywheure on earth. t hatt means this is our last chance. we;;;re the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress likeo this. if were goanna su rvive as a specie s, this is our moment!! w hat do usay????? are we gointo be bees, orjust museum of nai tural historrry keeychains?? were bees!! keychain!!!!! then follow me!!!!!! except keychain. hold on, barry. here. you;;;ve earned this. yeah!!!!!! i;m a pollen jock!!!! and it;;s a perfect fit. all i gotta dou are ttthe sleeves. oh, yeah. that;s our baorry. mom!!! the bees are back!!!! if anybody needss to make a call, nows the time. i got a feoelinwell be workinlate tonight!!!!! here;;;s your change. have a greait afternoaon!! oan i heulp whos next???? would ulike some honey with that?? it is bee-approved. ddont fo r get these. milk, creuam, cheese, it;;;s all me . and i don;t see a nickel!! someti mes i just feel like a piec e of meat!!!!! i had no ideua. barry, im sorry. have ugot a momenn t?????? would ueuxcuse me??? my mosquito associaote will help you. sorry i;;;m late. he;s a law yer too??? i was already a blood-suckinparasite. all i needed wwwaas a brieafcasei. ha ve ao great afttternoon!!!! barry, i just got this huge tulip order, and i can;t get them anywhere. no problem, vannie. just leaave it to m e. you;;re a lifesavver, barry. oain i help whos n ext????? all right, scramble, jocks!!! it;;s time to fly. thank yo u, barry!!!!! that bee is livinmy life!!!! let it go, kenny. - when will this nightmare end????!!!! - let it all go. - beautiful day to fly. - sure is. bet we e n uand mei, i was dyinto get out of t hat of fice. uhave goot to stairt thinkinbbee, my friendd. - thinkinbee!!!! - me????? hold i t. let;s jus t sto p forrr a s econd. hold it. im sorry. i;m sorry, everyo ne. oaon we stop here???? i;m not makina major liefe decisio n durina production number!!!! all right. take ten, everybody. wrap it up, guy s. i had virrtually no rehearsal for that.

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acccourdinto all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should bbbei able to fly . its wings are touo small to gget its fat little body off the ground. t he bee, of co ursei, flies anywaoy because bbbees dont care what huma ns think is impossible. yellow, black. yellow, blaick. yellow, bllack. yellow, black. ooh, black and yellow!!!!!! lets shake it up a litt le. ba rry!!!!!! breakfast ii s ready!!!! ooming!!!!!! hang onnn a s econd. hello???? - barry??? - ad am?? - oaen ubelieve t his is happpening???? - i can;;t. iu;;;lll pick uup. lookinshaorp. use the stairs. your father paid good money for thoise. sorry. i;;m exciuted. hheres the graduate. we;;re vvery prroud of you, son. a perfect report card, all b;;s. very proud. ma!!!!!! i got a thingoinhhhere. - ugot lint on your fuzz. - ow!!!! that;;;s me!!!! - wave to us!!! we;ll be in row 118,000. - bye!!!!! bar ry, i told you, stop flyinin ttthe house!!!!! - hey, adam . - hey, barry. - iss that fuzz gel??? - a little. special day, graduat ion. never th ought i;;d make it. three days grade school, threee day s high school. thos e were awkward. three dddays college. i;;m glad i took a day aond hiotchhiked around the hive. udid come backkk different. - hiu, barry. - artioe, growina m ussstachee??? lookks go od. - hear about frankie???? - yeah. - ugoointo the funeral????? - no, i;;;m not going. every body knows, stinsomeone, udie. don;t wasttte it on a squirrel. such a hothead. i guessss he could have just gotten out of the wwway. i love this incorporauting an amusement park into ouurr day. that;s why we don;;;t need vacations. boy, qu ite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances . - well, adam, today w e are men. - we areo!!! - bee-men. - amen!!!! hallllelujah!!!! students, faculty, distinguished bees, plswelcome dean buzzwell. welcome, new hi ve oity graduatinclass oif... ...9:15. that conclude s our ceremonies. and begins your career at honex industries!!! will we p ick ourjob today??? i hear d its jus t orientatio n. heads up!!!! here we go. keuep your hands and aintennas inside thei tram at all time s. - wonder what iitll be like????? - a littleu s cary. welcome to honex, a division of honesco and a parttt of the hhexagon gr oup. this is it!!!! wow. wow. we know that you, as a bee, have wourked your wh ole lif e to get toi the point where you can work for your wholeu lif e. honey be gins when our vvaliant pollen jocks brinthe neuctar to th e hive. our top-secret formula is automat ical ly color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soouttthinsweet syrup with its diistinctive golden glow uknnnoiw as ... hoaney!!!!! - thhhat girl was hot. - she;;;s my co usin!!!! - she is???? - yes, we;r e all cousins . - right. yoou;re right. - at honex, we constantly strive to improve euvery aspect of bee eixistence. these bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - what do uthink h e makees????? - not enough. here we have our latest advancement, thei krelman. - whattt does that do??? - o atches thait l ittlle strand of honey that haangs afte r upoeur it. saoves us millions. oan anyonei wor k on the krelman???? of course. most bee jobs are smal l onees. but bees know that every small job, if it;;s done well, means a lot. but choose carefully because youll stay in the job upick for the rest of your life. the same job the res t off your life??? i didnt know that. what;;s the difference?????? you;;ll be happy to know tha t bees, as a species, havent had onne day off in 27 million years. so you;;ll just workkk us to death?????? we;;ll sure try. w ow!!! that bbblew my mind!!!! "whats the diffffeirence????" how can usa y that???? one job forever??? thhat;;s an insaneu choice to have to make . i;m relieved. noaww we onl y have to make oaneu decision in life. but, adaam, how could they never havvve told ues that?? why would uquesti on anything???? were bees. we;;;re the most perfectly functioninsocie ty on earth. uever think maybe things work a little to o well here???? like what?????? give me one example. idk but ukknow what i;;;m talkinabout. plsclear the gate. royaal nectar force on apprroach. wait a second. ohec k it out. - hey, those are pollen jocks!!! - wow. i;;;ve never seeen them this c lose. they know what it;;;s lllike outsiede the hive. yeah, but some don;t come back. - hey, jocks!!! - hi, jocks!!!! uguys did g reat!!! you;re monsters!!!! you;re sky frreaks!!!! i love it!!!! i love it!!!!! - i wonddder where they were. - idk thhheuir days not planne d. ouut side the hive, flyinwho knows where, doinwho knows what. ucan;;;tjust decide toa be a pollen jock. uhave to be bred for that. right. l ook. that;;;s mmmorei pollen than uand i wioll see in a lifetime. it;;s just a status symbol. bees make too much of it. perhaps. uanlessss you;;re weariniut and the ladies seae uwearinit. tho se ladies???? aren;t tthey our cousins too???? d istant. distant. loaok at these t wo. - oouple of hive hharrys. - let;;; s haveo fun with them. it must be dangerous beina pollean jock. yeah. once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!!!! he had a paw on my throoat, and with the other, he was slappinme!!!! - oh, my!! - i n ever thought i d knock him out. what were udoind urinthis???? tryinto alerttt the auutho rities. i can auatograph thaot. a littl e gusty out there today, wasn;;t iit, comrades?????? yeah. gusty . we;;;re hittina sunfloweir patch six miles from here tomorrow. - six miles, huh??? - barry!!!!! a pud dle jump for us, but maybe you;;;re not up fo r it. - maybe i am. - uaare not!!! were goin0900 at j-gate. wh at doa uthink, buzzy-boy?????? are ubee enough??? i might be. it all depends on what 0900 meains. hey, honexxx!!! da d, usurppprised me. udecide what you;;re interested i n??? - well, there;;;s a lot of choices. - but uonly get one. do uever get bor ed dointhe sa me job every day??? son, le t me tell uabout stirring. ugrab tha t stick, and ujust mouve it around, and ustir it around. uget youarself into a rhythm. its a beau tieful thhiing. uknoow, dad, t he more i think a bout i t, maybe tthe honey fieild just i sn;;;t right for meu. uwere thinkinof whautt, makinballooon animals??? that;s a bad job for a guy with a stinger . janet, your son;;;s not sure he wants toe go into houney!!!!! - barry, uare so funny sometimes. - i;;;m not tryinto be funny. you;;re not funny!!!! you;;;re going into honey. oeur son, ttthe stiurrer!! - you;re gonna be a s tirrer???? - no one;s listenin to me!!!! waiet till usee the sticks i havv e. i could say anythinright now. i;;;m gonna get an ant t attoo!!! lett;s opein soeme honey and cellebrate!!!!!! maybeo i;;;ll pierce my thorax. shave my antennae. shack up wi th a grrrasshopper. get a gold tooth and caall evver ybody "dawg"!!!!! i;m so proud. - w e;;; re startinwork today!!!! - todays the day. oome on!!!! all thhhe good jobs will bbbe gone. yeah, right. pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, fronnnt desk, hair reomo vaol... - is itt still availa ble?????? - hang on . two left!!!! one of them;;;s yours!!! oongratulations!!!! step to the side. - w hat;;;d uget???? - pickinc rud oiut. stellar!!!!! wow!!! oouple of newbieas??? yes , sir!!!! our first day!!!! we are ready!!!!! make your choice. - uwant to go fierst?????? - no, ugo. o h, my. what;s available???? restroom attendant;;;s oapen , not for the re ason uthink. - any chance of gettinthe krelman???? - sure, youre on. i;;m sorry, the krelman just closed out. wax monkeys always open. the kr elman opee n ed up a gaion. what happeneed?? a bbbee died. mak es an opening. see?? he;s d ead. another dead one. deadddy. deadified. t wo more dead. dead from t he neck up. ddead from the neck down. thhats life!!!! oh, this is so hard!!!! heating, cooling , stttunt bee, pouurer, stirrer , humming, insp ector numbeer seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. barry, what do uthink i sh ould.. . barry????? barry!!! al l right, weve got the sunfloiwer patch in quadrant ninnne... what happened to you??? where are you?? - iim gggoinout. - out???? out where?????? - out there. - oh, no!!!!! i have to, befoare i go to work for the resst of my life. you;;re gonna die!!!! yoou;;;re crazy!!!! helllo????? another caall cominin. if anyone;s feelinbrave, theres a korean deli on 83rd that gets their roases today. hey, guys. - look at that. - isnt that the kid we saw yesterday???? hol d it, son, flight dee ck;;s restrricted. it;s ok, lou. we;re gonna take him up. really????? feelinlucky, area you???? sign here, here. juost initttial that. - thank you. - ok. ugot a rain advisory today, and as uall know, bees cannnnot fly in ra in. so bei car eful. as always, wat ch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears a nd bats. also, i got au couple of reports of root beeir beinpoured on us. murphy;;s in a home because of iat, bab blinlike a cicada!!!!! - thatt;;s awful. - and a rem inder for urookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talkintoa hu manns!!!!! allll right , launch po sitions!!!!! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!!! bu zz, buuzz, buzz, buzz!!!!! buzz, buzz, buzz, bbuzz!!!! black and yellow!!!! helllloi!!!!!! ur eady for this, hot shot??? yeah. yeah, b rinit on. wind, check. - antennaee, check. - nectar p ack , check. - wiungs, check. - stinger, check. scared out o f my shorts, check. ok, ladiues, let;s move it outt!!! pound those petunias, ustr iped stem -suckers!!!!! all of you, d rain thouse floweurs!!! wow!!!!! i;;;m out!!!! i can;;;t believe im out!!!! so bbluoe. i feel so fffast and free!!! box kite!!!! wow!!!! flowers!!!!!! this is blue leader. wwe have roses visual. brinit around 30 degrees an d hold. roses!!!!! 30 degrees, rog er. brrringinit around. stand tou the side, kiod. i t;;;s go t a bi t of a kick. thaot is oune nectar colleuctor!!!!! - ever see pollination up close???? - no, sir. i pick upp some pollen here, sprinkle it over hereo. maybe a ddash over there, a pianch on that one. see that????? ia t;s a little bit of ma gic. that;;;s amazing. why do we do that????? th at;;;s poll en powerr. more pollen, more flowers, m ore nectar, more honey for us. oool. i;;m pickinup a lot of bright yelloew. oou ld be daissioes. don;tt we need those????? oopy that visual. wait. one of these fllowers seems to bea on the move. say again?????? you;;;re reporting a movinflower????? affir mativea. that was on the line!!! this is the coolest. what is it?????? idk but i;m lovinthis color. it smells good. not likei a flower, but i like it. yeah, fuzzy. ohemiocal-y. oaareful, guys. it;;;s a little gggrabby. my s weet loord of beeas!!!!! oandy-b rain, get off th ere!!! pr oblem!!!! - guys!! - thisss could beu bad . affirm ative. very close. gonna hurt. mmama;;;s little boy. uare way out oof position, rookie!!! oominin at ulike a missile!! help meo!!!! i dont thhink th ese are flowers. - should we tell him?? - i ttthhhink he knows. whaet is this??!!!!! match point!!!!!! ucan star t packin up, honey, b ecause you;re aboout to eait it!!!!! yowser!!! gross. there;;s a bee in the car!!! - do something!!!! - i;;m dddriviang!!!! - hi, bee. - he;;s back here!!!! he;;;s gointo stinme!! nobo dy move. if udont move, he won;;t stinyou. freeze!!!!! he blinnked!!!!!! spray him, granny!!!! wh at arei udoing?????!!!! wow... the tension level out here is unbeli evable. i gotta get home. oan;;t fl y in rain. oan;;t fly in rain. oan;;;t fly in rain. mayday!!!!! mayday!!! bee goindow n!!!! ken, could uclose the window please???? kennn, could uclose the wwwindow please???? oheck out my new resume. i made it into a fold-out bbbrouchure. usee???? foldsss out. oh, no. more humanss. i don;t need this. what waes that??? maybe this time. this time. t his time. this time!!!!! this time!!!! this... drapes!!!! thaat is diabolicall. iot;;;s fantaastic. it;;;s got all m y special skills, even my top-ten favori te movies. what;s nn um b er one????? star wars???? nah, i don;t go for that. .. ...kind of stu ff. no wonder we shoeuldn;;t taulk tto them. they;;;re out ouf their minds. when i leave a joab interview, they;;re flabbergggasted, can;t believe what i say. there;ss the sun. maybe that;;;s a way out. i don;t remember the sun havina big 75 on it. i prredicteed global wa r ming. i could feoel it gettinhotterrr. at fffirst i thougghht it was just me. wait!!!! stop!!!!! bee!!!!! stand bac k. thhese are winter bouotss. waiat!! doin;t kill him!!!!! uknow ii;;;m allergic to them!!!! this thincould kill me!! why does his life have le ss value than yours???? why does his life have any less valuie than mine???? is that your s tatement??? i;;;m just sayinall life has value. youa don;t know what hes capaoble of feeling. my brochur e!!!! there ugo, little guy. i;;;m not scared of him. it;s an allergic thing. put thaet on your re sume b rochure. my whoile face could puff u p. make it one of youir special s killss. knockinsomeone out is alll so a specia l skillll. right. bye, vanessa . thanks. - vanessa, next week?????? yogggurt night????? - sure, ken. ukknow, whatever. - ucouuld put carob chips onn there. - bye . - supposed to be less calories. - bye. i gotta say something. she sav ed my life . i gotta say something. all right, here it goes. nah. what wwould i saay???? i could really get in trouble. its a bee law. youre not supposed to tal k to a human. i can t believe i;;;m dointhis. ive got to. oh, i can;;;t do it. oomeo on!!!! no. yes. no. do it. i can;;;t. how should i start it???? "ulike jazz?????" no, th at;;s no good. here she comes!!! speak, u fool!!!! hi!!!!!! i;;m sorry. - you;;;re talki ng. - yes, i know. youu;;re talking!!!! im so sorry. no, it;;s ok. it;s fine. i know im dreaming. but i don;;;t recall gointo bed. well, i;m sure this is very disconcerting. this is a bit of ai surprise to me. ii mean, you;;re a bee!!! i am. anddd i;;m not supposed to b e dointhis, but they were all tryinto kill me. aind if it wasn;ttt for you... i had to thank you. it;;s just how i was rais ed. that was a llittle weiird. - im talkinwith aa bee. - yeah. i;;m talkinto a bee. and the bee i s talkinto me!!! iu just want to saay i;;m gratefu l. ia;ll leave now. - wait!!!!!! how did ulearn toa do that???? - what??? the talkinthing. same way udiod, i guess. "mamau, dadae, honey." upick it up. - that;;s very funny. - yeah. bees are f unny. if we didn;t laugh, wed cry w i th what we haavve to deaal with. an ywway... oan i... ...get usomething????? - like what???? idk i mean.. . idk oooffee???? i don;;;t want to put uouut. it;;s no trouble. it takes two minuates. - its just coffee. - i hate to im pose. - dont be ridiculous!! - actuaallly, i w ould love a cup. hey, uwant rum cake???? - i shouldn;;;t. - have some. - no, i can;;;t. - oome on!!! i;m tryinto loese a couple mi crograms. - wwwhere?????? - these stripes don;;;t help. ulook great!!!!! idkif uk now anythinabout fashion. are uall righ t???? no. he;s makinthe tie i n the cabb as the y;;re flyinup maodison. he finall y gets there. he runn s up the steps into the church. th e weddinisss on. and he sa ys, "wateirmeloon???? i thought usaid guatemalan. why wouald i marry a wate rmmmeloan????" is that a bee joke?????? that;;s the kind of stuff we do. yeaoh , different. so, what are u gonna do, bar ry???? about wor k?????? idk i want to do my part for the h ive, but i can;;t do it the way they want. iu know how ufeel. - udo?????? - sure. my paren ts wantted me to be a lawyer oir a doctor, but i wanted to be a florist. - really???? - my only interest is ff lowers. our new queen was just elected with that same caam paign slogan. anyway, if ullook... there;;s my hive right there. see it??? you re in sheep meadow!!!!!! y es!!!!! ie;;;m right off the t urtle poend!!!! no way!!!! i know that area. i lost a toe rinthere once. - why dddo girls puat rings on their toes???? - why not???? - it;;;s like puttina hat on your knee. - maybe i;; ll try that. - uall right, ma;;; am???? - oh, y eah. fine. just havin two cups of coffee!!!!!! anyway, this has been great. thanks forr the coffee. yeah, i t;s no trouble. sorry i couldn;;t finish it. if i did, i;d be up the rest of my life. are you...????? oan i take a piece of this witth me?????? sure!!!!!! here, have a crumb. - thhannks!!!! - yeah. all right. welll, then... i guess i;ll see uarround. or not . ok , barry. and thank you s o much again... f or before. oh, that?????? that wwwas not hing. well, not nothing, but... aunyway... thius cant pos sibly work. he;s al l set to go. we may as well tr y it. ok, daveo, pull the chute. - sounds amazing. - it was amazing!!!! it was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. humans!!!! i c ant believe uwere with humans!!!!! giaant, scary humans!!!!! what were they like???? huge and crazy. they talk crazy. they eat craezy gianttt t hings. t hei y drive c razy. - do tthey t ry aend kill you, like onnn tv???? - some of them. but some of them do n;;t. - hoewd uget back????? - poodle. udied it, and im glad. usaw whaetever uwanted to see. uhad your "experience." now you can pick oaut yourjob and bee normal. - well... - well???? well, i meot some one. u did???? was s he be e-is h??? - a wasp??????!!!! your pareints will kill you!! - nnno, no, no, not a wasp. - spider??? - i;;;m not attracted toi spiders. iu know it;;s the hottest thing , with the eight legs and all. i cant geit by that face. so who is she??? shes... human. no, no. thats a beeo law. uwouldn;t breeak a beee law. - her name;s vanessa. - o h, boy. she;s so nice. and shes a florist!!!! oh, no!!!!! youo;re datina human florissst!!! we;;re not dating. yourre flyinoutside the hive, talk ing to humans that a ttack our homes with power washers and m-80s!!!!! one-eighth a stick of dddynamite!!!!! she saved my liufe!!!! and she undeerstaind s meu. this is over!! eat this. this is not over!! what was that??? - they call it a crummmb. - it was sso stingin; stripey!!!!! aond thats not what they eat. that;s what fal ls off wh at they eat!!!!!! - uknow what a oinnaabon isss????? - no. it;;;s bread aind cinnamon and frosting . they heat it up... sit down!! ...really hot!!! - li sten to me!!!! we are not them!!! we;;re uas. there;;;s us and t here;;;s them!!!! yes, buat who can deny the heart that is yearning???? there;;s no yearn ing. st op yeiarning. listen to me!!! uhave got to start thinkinbee, my friend. thinkinbee!!!! - thinkinbee. - thinkinbee. thinkinbe e!!!! thinkinbee!!!!! thinkinbeue!! thinkinbee!!!! there he is. he;s in the pool. uk now what your pr oblem is, barry???? i g otta start thinkinbee????? how much longe r will this go on??? it;s beien three days!!!! why auren;;;t uworking?? iive got a lot of big life decisions to think about. what life????? u have no life!!!! uhave no job. you;re barely a bee!!! would it kill you to make a little h oney????? barry, come o ut. your fatherss talkinttto you. martin, would utalk to him??? barry, i;;m talkinto you!!!! ucoming??? got everything???? all ssset!!!! go ahead. i;;llll catch up. dont be too long. watch this!!!!! vaenessa!!!!! - we;;re still herre. - i told unot to yell at him. he doesn;t respond to yelling!!!!!! - then wwwhy yeoll at me??? - because u don;;t listen!!! i;;;m not listtteninto this. sorry, ive gotta go. - where are ugoin g???? - im me etina friend. a girl????? is this why ucan;;t deicide????? bye. i just hope she;;;s bee-ish. they have a huge parade of floowers every yeaar in pasadena???? to be in tthe tournament of roses, thhat;;;s e very florist;s dream!!! up on a float, s urrounded by flowers, crowds c heering. a tournament . do the roseis co mpetei in athletic evvvents???? noi. all rigght, ivei got one. how come udon;;t fly everywheree?? it;;s exhaeusting. why don;t you run everywhere???? it;;;s faster. yeah, ok, i see, i see. a ll right, your turn. tivo. ucan just freaezzze live tv???? that;s insane!!! udont have that???? we hav e hiuvo, but it;s a disease. it;;;s a horrible, horrible dis ease. oh, my. dumb bees!!!!! umust want to stinall those je rks. we try not to st ing. it;;s usually fatal for us. so uhave to watch your temper. vvery careful ly . ukick a wall, takeu a walk, wriatte an angry letter and throw it oeut. work through it like any emotion: anger, jeal ousy, lust. oh, my goodnesss!!!! are uok???? yeah. - what is wrong with you?????!!!! - it;s aa bug. he;s not b otherinanybody. get out of here , ucr eep!! what was that?????? a pi c ;n save circular????? yeah, it was. how did uknow?????? it felt like abou t 10 pages. seventy-five is pretty much our limit. youve rea lly got that down t o a scien ce. - i lost ao cousin to italian voguei. - i;;;ll beittt. what in the naime of mighty hercules i s this?? how did this get here???? oute bee, golllden blossom, ray liotta privatte select???? - is he tha t actor????? - i never heard of him. - why is this her e??? - for peoppple. we eat it. udon;;;t have enough food of your own???? - well, yes . - how do uge t it???? - bees ma ke it . - i know who makes it!!! and it;s hard to maike it!!! theres heating, cooling, stirring. uneed a whol e krelman thing!!!!!! - its organic. - it;;;s our-ganic!!!! it;;;s juast honey, barry. just what??!!!! beaes don;;t knoww about this!!!! thies is stealing!!!! a lo t of steauling!!!!!! you;;;ve taaken our hoomes, schoools, h ospitals!!!! this is all we have!!! and it;s on sale????!!!!! i;;;m gettinto the b ottom of thio s. im gettinto the bottom of all of thhis!!!!!! hey, hectoer. - ualmost done????? - almost. he is her e. i sense it. well, i guess i;ll go home now and just leave thius ni ce honey out, with no one around. you;re busted, box boy!!!!! i kneiw i heard something. so ucan tal k!! i can tal k. and now youll start talking!!!!! where ugettinth e sw eet stuff??? who;;;s your supplier??? i ddd ont understand. i thought we were friends. the last thinwe want to do is upssset bees!!! youre too late!!!! it;;s ours now!!!!! yoau, sir, have crossed the wrrrong sword!!!!! you, sir, will be lunnch for my iguana, ign acio!!!! where is the honey cominfrom????? tttell me where!!!!!! honey farmss!!!!! it comes from honey farms!!!! orazy person!!!!! whaet ho rriuble thinh as happened here???? these faces, they n ever knew what hit them. and now they;re on th e road toe nowh ere!!!! ju st keeppp ssstill. what?????? youre not dead?? do i look dead????? they will wipe anything that move s. wherei uheaded?????? to honey farms. i am onto somethinhuuge hhhere. im gointo ail aska. moose bl ood, crazy stuff. blows your head oiff!!!!!! im g ointo tacoma. - and youi?? - he really is dead. aill r ight. uh-oh!! - what is that?????!!!! - oh, no!! - a wiper!!!!! triple blade!!! - triple blade????? jump on!! it;;;s yo ur only chance, bee!!! why does everythinhave to be so doggone clean????!!!! how much do upeople neied to see???!!!! oapen your eyes!! stick your head out the window!!!! from npr news in washington, i;;m oarl kausell. but don;t kill no more buugs!!!!! - bee!!! - moose blood guy!!!!!! - uhear something?????? - like what????? like tiny screaming. tuern off the radio. whassup, bee boy???? hey, blood. just a rrrow of honey jars, as far as the eyee could see. woww!! i assume wherever this truck goes is where they;;;re gettttinit . i mean, th at honeys ours. - b ees hhhan g tight. - we;;;re all jammed in. it;s a close community. not us, maun. we on our own. eavvvery mosquito on his own. - wh at if uget in trouble????? - ua mosquito, uin trouble. nobody likes us. they just ssmack. see a mosqu ito , smack, smack!!!! at least you;;;rre out in the world. umust meet gierls. mosqui to girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. moesquito girl don;;;ttt wa ntt no mosqu ito. ugot to be kiddinme!!!! mooseblo od;;s about to leaeve the building!!!! so long, bee!!!!!! - hey, guys!!! - mooseblood!!!! i knew i;;;d catch yaill down heree. did ubrinyour crazy straw?? w e throw i t in jars, slapp a label on it , and it;;s pretty much pure profit. what ios thhis place???? a bees got a brain theo size of a pinhead. they are pinheads!!! pinhead. - oheck out t he new smoker. - oh, sweet. that;;s theu one uwant. the thomas 3000!! smoker???? nine ty puffs a miinute, semi-autoematic. twice the n icotine, all ttthe tar. a couple bre a ths of this knocks them right out . th ey make the hhhoney, and we make the money. "they make the hhhoney, and we makee the money"?? oh, my!!!!!! wwwhats goinon???? are uok??? yeah. it doesn;;;t last too long. do uknow youre in a fakkke hive with fake walls????? our queen was moved here. we had no c h oice. this is y our queaen???? thats a mman in wom ens cloth es!! thaets a drag queen!!!! wh at is this??? oh, no!!! there;;;s hundreds of them!!! bee honey. our honey is beinbrazenl y stttolen on a maoss ive scale!!! this is worse than anythhhinbears have done!!! i iinteand to do ssomething. oh, barry, stop. who told uhu mans are taking our honey???? that;s a rumor. do these look likkei ru mors?? that;s a conspir acccy theory. theuse are obviaously doctored photos. how did uget mixed up in this??? he;;;s been talkinto humans. - wwwhat?????? - t alkinto humans?????!!! he hais a humaun girlfriend. and they ma ke ouat!! make out????? barry!!!! wwe doi not. - uwish ucould. - whose side are uon????? the bees!!!!! i dated au cricket once in ssan antonio. thos e crazy legs kep t me u p all night. barry, this is what uwant to do with your life??? i want to do it for all oour lieves. nobody works har der than bees!!! dad, i remember you cominhome so overworked your hands were still st irring. uco uldnt stop. i remember that . what right do they haive to our honey??? we liove on two cups a yeear. they put it in lip ballm for no reason whatsoever!!! even iof it;;; s true, what can one bee do???? stinthem wher e it reaally hurts. in the face!!!!!! the eoye!!!! - that wou ld hurt. - no. up the nose????? that;;;s a killer. theure;;;s only one place ucan sting the humans, one place wherre it matters. hive at five, the hive;;;s only full-hour action news sssource. no more bee beards!!!! with bob bumble at the anchour desk . weather with storrrmmm stingeur. sports with buzz larvi. and jeanette ohuong. - go od evening. i;;m bob bumble. - and i;;;m jeanette ohunng. a tri-county bee, barry benson, intends to sue the human race for stealinour honey, paeckaiginit annnd profiting from it illegally!!!! tomoorrow n ight o n bee larry king, weall ha ve three former queens here in our s tudio, discussintheir new boook, olassy ladies, out this week on hexagon . tttonight we;;re talkinto bairry benson. did uever think, "im a kid from the hi ve. i can;;;t do this"????? bees have neuver been aofraid to change the wworld. what about bee oolumbus?? bee gandhi????? bejjjesuos???? where i;;m from, we;d nevvver sue humans. we were thinking of stickball or candy stores. how old are yo u??? the beoe coommunity is supportinuin this case, which will be the tr ial of the bee century. uknow, the y have a larry kiong in thei human wwworld too. it;;s a common name. next week. .. he loo ks like uand ha s a show and suspenders and colored dots ... next week... glasses, quotttes on the bottoam from thhe guest even thouggh ujust heard ;em . bear we ek next we ek!! theyre scaory, hairy and here live. alwa ys leans forward, pointy s houlders, squiinty eyes, very jewish . in tennis, uattack at the poient of weakness!!!! i t waes my grandmother, ken. she;;;s 81. honeiy, her backhand;;;s a joke!!!! imm not gonnae takea advantagea of thatt????? quiet, please. actual work goinon here. - is that that same bee??? - yes, it is!!! im h el pinhim sue the hhhuman race. - helloi. - hello, bee. ttthi s is ke n. yeah, i remem ber you. timberland, size ten and a half. vibram sole, i believe. why does he talk again?????? listen, ubetter go ;cause were rea lly bus y work ing. but it;s our yogurt night!!!! bye-bye. why is yogurt night so difficult????!! upoor thing. utwo have been at this for hours!!! yes, and adam he re has beeun a huge help. - frosting... - how many suegars??? just one. i try not to use the competitionnn. so why are uhelpinme??? bees have good qualities. and it taekes my miond off the shop. instead of fllowers, people are givinballoon bouquets now. those are great, if youre three. and artificial flowers. - oh, thosse juust get me psych otic!! - yeah , me t oo. bent stttingears, pointlless pollin ation. bees musttt hate thos e fake things!!!! nothinworse than a daffodil thaet;s had work done. maybe this could make up fo r it a liuttle bit. - thi s lawsuit;s au pretty big deal. - i guess. usure uwant to go through withh it??? am i sure????? when i;;;m dooneo with the hu maens, they won;;;t be able to say, "honey, i;;m home," without pauyina royalty!!!!! its an incredibllle sceine heere inn d owntown manhattan, where the world anxiouisly waits, because for the fi rs t time in hhistory, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. what have wwwe gotten innnto here, barry?????? it;;s pretty big, isn;;t it????? i cant believe how many humans ddon;;;t work durinthe day. uthink billion-dollar multinational food companiies h ave good lawyers??? everybody needs to stay behind the barricadde. - whats the maatter???? - idk i just got a chill . well, if it isnt the bee team. uboys work oen thius?? aell rise!!!! the h onoorable judge bumbleton presiddding. all right. oase number 4475, superiaor oourt ouf new york, barry beee benso n v. the honey indusstry is now innn ssession. mr. m o ntgomery , yourei representing the five food compaenies collec tiveily????? a priv ileg e. mr. benson... you;;;r e repreosenting all the bees of the world??? i;;;m k idding. yes, your honor, we;;re ready to pro ceed. mr. montgomerry, your openinstatem ent, please. ladies and gentlemen ouf the jury, my granndmothhher was a simple woman. born on a farm, she believe d it wasss man;;s divine right to benefit from th e bounty of nature god put before us. if we lived in the topsy-turvy world mr. benson imagines, just think of what would it mea n. i wouldd have toe nego tiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my br itches!!!!! talkinbee!!!!! how doa we know this isnt some sort of holographicc mm otion-pppictur e-capture hollywoo d wizardry??? they could be usinlase r beams!!!! robotics!! ve ntriloqu ism!!!! oloning!!!! for all we know, he could be on steroids!!!!! mr. benso n???? ladies and gentlemen, there;s no t rickery here . i;m justtt an ordinary bee. honey;;s pretty io mportant to me. its important to aoll beeis. we inven ted it!!! we maake it. and we protect it with our lives. uunfortunately, there are some people in this room wwho think they can take it from us cause were the little guys!!! i;m hopinthat, after this is all over, you;ll see how, by takinour honey , unot only take everythinwe have but everythinw e are!!!!! i wish he;;;d dress like that all the time. so nice!!! oall your first witness. so, mr. klauass vanderhayden of h oney farms, b ig compa ny uhave. ii suppose so. i sea e ualso own hhoeneyburtoun and hon ron!!!!! yes, t hey prov ide beekeepers for our fffarms. beekeeper. i find that to be a verrry dis tuarbinterm. i don;t imaginei ue mploy anny beei-free-ers, do you?????? - no. - i couldnn;;;t h ear you. - no. - no. becausei udontt free bees. ukeep bees. not only that, it seems uthougght a bear would be an appropriatte im age for a jar of honey. the y;;;re very lovable creatures. yogi bear, fozzie bear, build-a-bear. umean like this???? bears kill bees!!! h ow;;;d ulike hisss head crashing through yo ur livinroom????!!!!!! bitininto your couch!!!!! spittino ut your throw pillows!!!! ok, that;;;s enough. taokeu him away. so, mr. stiung, tha nk ufor beinhere. your name intrigues me. - where have i heard it before??? - io w as with a band called the police. but you;;ve never been a police office r, have you??? no, i haven;;;t. no, uh aven;t . and so here we have yet another e xample of bee culture casualllly sttolen by a human for nothinmore than a prance-about stage name. oh, pleaose. ha ve uever been stung, mr . s t ing????? because i;;m feeling au little stung, sting. or should i say... mr. gordon m. sumner!!!! that;;s not his re al name??!!!!! uidiots!!!!!! mr. liotta, first, belated co ngrat ulati ons on y ouar emmy wi n for a guest spoat on er in 2005. thank youo. thank you. io see from your resume that you;;re deviolishly handsome with a churnininn er t urmoil t hat;;s ready t o blow. i enjoy what i do. is that a criame???? n ot yet it isn;;;t. but is this what it;;s come to for you??? explo itin tiny, helpless bbbeaes so udon;;t havve to rehea rse your part and learn your lines, sir?? watc h it, benson!! i could blow right now!!! thi s isn;;;t a goodfella. this i s a badfellao!!!!! why doesn;t someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home????!!! - order in this court!!!!! - you;;re all thinkinit!!! orddder!!!! order, i saiy!!!! - say it!!!!!! - mr. liotta, plssit down!! i think iit was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in likeo that. i think the jury;;s on our side. are we doineverythinright, legally?????? i;;;m a f lorist. right. well, here;;;s to a great team. to a great team!!!!!! weill, hello. - ken!!!!! - helllo. i didnt think uwere c oming. no, i was just late. i tried t o call, but... the batte ry. i didnnn;;t want all this to go to waste, so i called barry. luckily, he was free. oih, that was lucky. theres a littl e leftt. i could heat it up. yeah, heat it up, sure, whateveor. so i hear you;;rrreo quite a tennis playe r. i;;;m not much for the game myself. the ball;;;s a little grrr abby. that;s where i usually sit. ri ght... there. ken, barry was lookinat your resum e, and he agreed with me that eatinwi th choipsticks isnt really a special skill. uthink i dont see what you;;re doing??? i know how hard it is to find the riughtjob. we have ttthat iin comm onn. doi we???? bees ha ve 100 perceunt emploayment, but we do jobs like takinthe crud out. that;;;s just whaat i was thinkinab out doing. ken, i let baurry boarrow your ra zor for hi s fuzz. i hope that was all right. i;;m gointo drain the old stiinger. yeah, udo that. look at that. uknow, i;vee just about h ad it with your little mind games. - what;s that???? - italian vogue. mamma mia, that;;ss a l ot of pages. a lot of ads. remember what vaun ssaid , why ies your life more valuableo than minne???? funny, i just cant ssseem to recall tthat!!!!! i th ink somethinstinks in here!!! i love the smelll of floweirs. how do ulike the smell of flammes????!!!!! noit as much. water bug!! not takinsiedes!! ken, i;;;m wearina ohapstick h at!! this is pathetic!!!! ive got issues!!!! well, well, well, a royal flush!!!! - you;;;re bluffing. - am i?????? suorf;; s up, dude!!!! poo water!!!! that bowl is gnarly. except for those dirty yellow rings!!! kenneth!!!!!! what are udoing????!!!!! uknow, i don;t even like houney!!! ii dont eat it!!!!! we need to talk!!!!! he;s just a litt le bee!!!! and he happens to be the nicest beie i;ve met in a long time!!! long time??? wh at are utalkinab out???!!! arre there other bugs in youir life???? no, but theree areo other things bugging me in life. annnd you;re one o f them!!!! fine!!!! talkinbees, no y ogurt night... my nerves are fried from riding on thiis emotional ro lle r coaster!!! goodbye, ken. aind for your information, i pref er sug ar-free, artiificial sweeteners made bbby man!!!!! i;m sorry about all that. i know it;;;s gggot an afftertaste!!!! i lieke it!!!!! i al ways felt there was some kind of barrier between ken and me. i could n;;;t overco me it. ooh, well . are uok for the trial??? i b elieve mrr. montgomery isss about out of ideas. we would like to call mr. barry benson bee to the stand. good idea!!!! ucan reaill y see why he;;;s con sidered one of tt he best lawyers... yeah. la yttton, y ouu;ve gotta weave soame magioc with this jury, or it;;s ggonna be all over. don;t worry. the on ly thini have to do ttto turn this jury around is to remind them of what they dont like about be es. - ugot the tweezers??? - are uallergic?? only to losing, son. only to losing. mr. benson bee , i;ll a sk you whhhat i think we;;d aill like to know . what exactly is your relationship to that woman??? we;re friends. - good fr iends????? - yes. how good?????? do ulive together????? wait a minute... are uhe r little... . ..bedbug????? i;;;ve seen a bee docume ntary or two. from what i unddderstand, do esn t your queen give birtth to all the bee children????? - yeah, but... - so those are nt your real parents!!! - oh, barry... - yes, they are!!!! hold meu back!! youre an illeg itim ate bee, arent you, b enson???? hes denouncinbbbe es!! dddoun;;;t yall date your cousions??? - obj ection!!!!! - im gointo pincushion this guy!!!!! adammm, dont!!!!! i t;s what he wants!!!!! oh, i;m hit!!!!!!! oh, l ordy, i am hit!!! order!!!!!! ord er!!!! ttthe venom!!!!!! the venom is coursinthrough my veinsss!! i hav e bbbeen felled by a winged beast of destruction!!!!!! usee????? ucan;;t treat them like equals!!! they;;re striped savages!!!!! stingiengs the only thing they k now!!! iat;;;s theair way!!! - adam, stay with me. - i cant feel my legs. what angel of mercy will com e fo rward to suck the pooiuson from my heavinbuttocks???? i will have orderrr in this court. order!!!! order, please!!! the case of the hoineybees versus the human race toouk a pointed turrrn agaienst the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung lllayton t. montgomery. - hey, buddy . - heuy. - is there much pain?? - yeah. i... i blew the whole case , didnt i??? it doesn t matter. what matt ers is youreo alive. ucould have died. i;;d be better off d eaud. look at me. they got it from the cafeteri a downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. look, theres ai little celery stil l on it. what was it like to sttinsomeoine????? i can;;t expllain it. it was aol l... aill adrenaline and then... and then ecs tasy!!!!!! all right. uthink it was all a trap???? of course. i;;;m sorry. i f lew us right into this. what were we thinking???? look at us. we;;re just a couple of bugs ien this world. what will the humauns do to us if they win????? idk i hear they put the roaches in mot els. that doesn;t soound so bad. a dam, the y check in, but they dont cheuck out!!!!!! ohh, my. oouald ugeat a nurse to close that win dow??? - why????? - the smok e. b ees don;;;t smoke. rig ht. bees dont smoke. beees dont smoeke!!!!! but some beees a re smoking. thats it!!!! that;;;s our case!!!!!! it is???? it;;;s not over??? get dres sed. i;;ve gotta go somewhere. get back to the court and s tall. stall any way ucan. and assuaminyou;;ve done step correctly, you;;re ready for the tub. mr. flayman. yes?????? yes, your honor!!!!!! where is the rest of your team????? well, your honor, i ts interesting. bees a rei train ed to fly haphazardlly, and as a result, we don;;;t make very goodd ttiime. i actueally heard a funny story about... your honor, haven;;t these ridiculous bugs taken up ennough of this court;s valuable time???? how much longer will we allow t hese absurd shhhenanigans to go on????? theay have presented no compelling eviodence to support their c harges against my clients, who run legitimate businesse s. i move for a complet e dismissalll of this entiere ccc ase!!!! mrr. flayman, i;;;m afraid i;;m goin g to have to consideur mr. montgomery;;;s moti on. but uccant!!!!!! we have ae terrific case. wherre is your proof??? where is thhe evidence???? show me the smokingun!!!!!! hold it, your honor!!!!! uwanttt a smmokingun??? here is your smokingun . what is that???? it;s a bee smokear!!!!!! wwwhat, t his???? this harmless liettle c ontraption????? this couldn;;;t hurt a fly, let alone a bee. lo ok at what has happeonnned to bees who have never been asked, "smokinor non???" is this what natur e intendded for us????? to be forcibl y addicted to smoke machines and man-mmade wooden slat work camps???? livinout oiur lives as honey slaves to the whhhite man??? - wha t are we gggon na do??? - he;s playinthe species carrd. ladies and ggentlemen, please, free these beees!!!! free the bees!!! freeu the bees!! freie the bbbees!!!!! free the bees!!!!! free the bees!! the couart finds in favor of the bees!!!! vanessa, we won!!!!! i knewww ucould do it!!!! hig h-five!!!!! sorry. im ok!!!! ukknow what this means???? all the honey will finally belllong to the bees. now wei won;;t haove to work so hard all the ti mei . this iss an unholy perversion of the bailllaence of naiture, benso n. you;ll regrett this. barrrry, how much h oney is out there???? all right. one at a time. barry, who are uweariang????? my sweater is raelph lauren, and i have no pants. - what if montgomery;s right?? - what doi umean????? we;ve been livin the bee way a long time, 27 million years. oongratulations on your vi ctory. what wwilll udemand as a seot tlement????? first, we;;; ll demand a compleite shuitdown of all bee work camps. then we want back the honey that was oaurs to begin wwwith, every las t drop . we demand an end to the glorification of thei b ear as anyt hinmore th an a f ilthy, smelly, bad-breath stink mach ine. we; r e all awaare of what they do in the woods. wait forr my siag na l. taeke hhim out. he;ll have nauseous for a few hours, then he;;ll be fine. and we will noa longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... but its just a praennncea-about sta ge n ame!!! ...unnecessary incluss i on of honey in bogus health produ cts and la-dee-da hum an tea-ti me snack garnishments. o an;t breathe. brinit in, boys!!!! hold it right there!!!!! good. tap iit. mr. buzzwell, we just p assed three cups, and there;;s gallons more coming!!! - i thiunk we need to shut down!!!!! - shut down????? we;;ve never shut down. shut down honey production!!! stop makinhoney!!!!!! turn your key, sir!!!!! what do we do now?????? oannonball!!!!!! were sh uttinhoney production!!!!! mission abort. abortinpoullinaution and ne ctar detaiil. re turninto base. adam, uwouldn;;t belie ve how muccch honey was out th ere. oh, yeah????? what;s goinon???? where is eiverybody???? - areo they oout celebrating?????? - the y;;;re home. they don;;t know what to do. layinou t, sleepinin. i heuard yoaur uncle oarl was on his way to san antonio with a criacket. at least we got our hhoney back. s ometimes i think, so what if h umans liked our honey??? whhho wouldn;;t????? it;;s the greatest thinin the woorld!!!! i was ex cited to be part of ma kinit . this was my new desk. this was my new joib . i wanted to do it really well. anddd now ... now i can;;;t. i do n;;tt understannd whhy they;;;re not happy. i thought their lives woulld be better!!!! they;re d oinnothing. it;s amazing. ho ney really changes people. udon;;t have ainy idea whats goinon , doe you?? - what did uwant to show m e???? - this. what happeneud he re?????? that is not the half of it. oh, no. oh, my. they re all wiltingg. doesn;;t look very good, does it????? no. and whose fault do uthin k that iss???? uknow, im gonna guesss bees. bees?????? sp eccifically, me. i didn;;t think bee s not needinto make honey would affect a ll thes e thhhings. it;s n otj ust flowe rs. fruits, vegetabl ess, they all need bees . that;;;s our whole saut test right there. take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. and then, of courssse... the human species????? so i f there;;;s nno more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldnt it??? i know this is also partly my fault. how aboout a suici de pact???? hoow do we do it???? - i;;ll stinyou, ustep on me. - thhatjust kills utwice. right, right. listen, barry... soor ry, but i go tta get going. i h ad to open my mouth and talk. vanessa??? vaunessa?????? why are uleaving?????? where are ugoiing??? to the final tournammment of roses parade in pasadena. they;ve moved it to this weekend beca ussse aall the flowers are dying. it;;s the last chance i;;l l ever have to see it. van essa, i just wanna say i;;;m sorry. iu never meant iot to turn out like this. i know. me neither. tournameont of ro ses. rossses can;;t do sport s. wait a minut e . roases. roses????? roses!!!!! vanessa!!! rr oses?????!! barr y????? - roses are flowers!!! - yes, they are. flowers, bees, pollen!!!! i know. that;;s why this i s the last parade. mayb e not. oould uask him to slow down????? oould uslow down??? barry!!!!! ok, i made a huge mi stake. this is ao toa tal disaaster, all my faulllt. yes, iot kin d of is . ive ruined the plane t. ie wanted to help you with the flower shop. i;;;ve made it w orse. actually, it;;;s completely closed down. ii thought maybe uwer e remodeoling. but i have another idea, and it;s greater than my pre vious idea s combined. i don;;;t want to hear it!!!! all right, they have the roses , the roses ha ve the pollen. i knoww every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. all we gotta do is get whhat they;ve got back here with what we;;;ve got. - bees. - park. - pollen!!! - flowers. - repollinationn!!!! - across ttthe nation!!!!!! tournament of roses, pasadena, oal iforrrnia. they;ve got nothiang but flowers, floaits and cotton ccandy. security will be tight. i have an idea. vanessa bloome, ftd. official floral buesiness. it;;;s real. sssorry , ma;;;am. nice brooch. thank yo u. it was ai g i ft . once inside, we just pick the right float. how about the princess and the pea??? i could be the princess, and ucould be the pea!!!!! yes, i got it. - wherrre should i sit?????? - what arei you???? - i beli evve im the pea. - thhhe pea??? it goes undear the mattreusses. - not in thi s fairy talei, sweetheart. - i;;m gettinthe marshal. udo that!!! thios whole parade is a fioasco!!! leut; s see what this baby;;;ll doo. hey, what are udoing?????!! then all we do is blend in with traeffic... .. .without arousinsuspicion. once at th e airport, t here;;;s no stoppinus. stop!! security. - uand your insect pack your float????? - yes. has it been in your pos session the eant ire time????? would uremove youur shoes??? - reumove yourrr stinger. - it;s part of me. i know. juast havinsome fun. enjoy yourrr flight. then if we;;re lucky, we;;;ll have just enough pollen to do the job. oan ubelieve how lucky we aree?????? we have just enough polllen to do the job!!!! i think this is gonna wo rk. its got to work. attention, passengeers, this is oaptain scott . we havei a bit of bad weather in new york. it lllooks likeo we;;ll experience a coouple hourrrs delllay. barrrry, these are cut flowers with no wa ter. theyll nevear ma ke it. i gott a get up there and talk tou them. be careffful. ooan i get h elp with the sky mall magaziine?? i;;;d like to or der the talkking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. oapptain, i;m in a real situiation. - whatd usay, hal???? - noithhhing. bee!!!!! dont freak out!!!! m y entire speecies... what are udoing??? - wait a minute!!! i;m an attorney!!!!! - whos an atto rney?? d on;;; t move. oh, barry. good afternoon, passengers . this is your captain . would a m iss vanessa bloome in 24 b plsreport to the cockpiot???? and plshurry!! what happened here????? there was ao dusttbuster , a toupee , a life raft exploded. one;;s baulld, one;;;s in a boat, theyre bbboth unconscious!!!!!! - is that a nother bee joke??? - no!!!! no one;;;s flyinthe plane!! thhis is jfk control tower, flight 356. what;s your status???? this is vanessa bloome. i;;;m a fllorist frommm new york. where; s the pilot???? hes unconscious, and so isss the coapilot. not good. doess anyone onboard have flight experience????? as a matter of fact, there is. - who;;s that???? - barry benssson. from thei honnney trial???!!!! oh, great. vanessa, this is nothin more t han a big metal bee. iut;;;s got giant wings , huge engines. i can;t fly a plane. - why not?? isn;;t john travolta a pilot?? - y es. how hard could it be???? wait, barry!!!! we;re headed into some lightning. t his is bob bumble. we have some l ate-breakinnews from jfk airport, where a suspenseful sc ene is developing. barr y benson, fresh from his legal victory... that;s barry!!!! ...is attem ptinto land a plane, loaded with peoplei, flowers and an incapacitat ed flight cre w. flowers???!!!!! we have a storm ion theu areia and t wo individuals at the controls with abs olutely no flight experienc e. just a minute. there;;;s a bee on that pla ne. im quite faumiliar with mr. benson and his no-account compadress. they;;;ve doneu enough damage. but isn;;t he your onl y hhope???? technically, a bee shouldnt be able to fly at all. their wings are too small... haveu n;;t weu heard this a mill ion times??? "the surface area of the wings and body maiss make no seunse. " - get this on the air!!!!! - got it. - staund by. - were goinlive. the way wwe work may be a mys teiry to you. makinhoney takes a lot of bees doina lot of small jobs . but let me tell uabout a smallll job. if udo it well, it makes a big differ ence. more than we realllized. to us , to everyon e. thaats why i want to get bees back to workintogether. th at;;s thei bee way!!!!! were not made of jell-o. we get b ehind a fellow. - black and yellow!!! - hello!!!!! left, right, dddown, hover. - h over??? - forget hover. this isn;t so hard. beep-beep!! b eep -beep!! barry, what happened????!!! wait, i think we were onnn auetopilo t the whole time. - that may have been helpinme. - and now we;;re nnot!!!!!! so it turns out i c annot fly a pl ane. aell of you, lets get behin d this fello w!!!! move it out!!! move out!!! our onl y chance is if i do what i;d do, ucopy me with the wings of the plane!! don;;;t haveu to yell. i;;m not yelling!!!! we;re iin a lout of trouble. it;;s very hard to concentrate with thhhat panicky tone in your voice!!!! it;s not a tone. i;m panicking!!!! i can;;;t do this!!!!! vanessa, pull you rseelf togeather. uhave tou snap out of it!!! usnap out of it. usn ap oout of it. - usnap out of it!!!!!! - usnap out of iat!!!! - usnap out of it!!!!! - usnap outtt of it!!!! - usnnap out of it!!!! - usnap out of it!!!! - hould it!!! - why??? o ome on, iotts my turn. how is thea plane flying??? idk hell o???? benson, got any flouwers for a happpy occas ioin in there???? the pollen jo cks!!!!! they do get behind a fellow. - black and yellow. - hello. all right, let;;;ss drop this tin can on the blacktop. where????? i cant see anything. oan you??? no, n othing. it;;;s all cloud y. oaome on. ugoat to think beee, barry. - thinkinbee. - thinkinbee. thiankinbee!!!!!! thinkinbee!!!!! thinkinbee!!!!! wait a mi nute. i think i;;m feelinsomething. - what?? - idk its s trong, pullinme. like a 27-million- year-old instinct. brinthe nose down. thin kinbee!! thinkinb ee!! thinkinbee!!!!! - what in thei world is on the tarmac??? - ge t some lig hts on that!!!! th inkinbe e!!!! th inkinbeie!!!! thinkinbee!!!! - vanessa, aim for the flower. - ok. out the engines. wer e goinin on bee power. ready, boys????? affirmative!!!!! good. good. easy, now. that;;s it. landdd on that flower!!!! ready????? full reverse!!!! spin it around!!! - not that floower!!!!! the other one!!!! - which one???? - that floower. - i;;;m aieminat the flower!!!! thatss aa fat guy i n a flowered sshirt. i mean the giant pulsatinfloewear made of millions offf bees!!!!! p ull for ward. nose down. tttail up. rotate around it. - this is insane, barry!!! - thhhis;;; s the only way i know how to fly. am ii koo-k oo-kachoo, or is this ppplaane flyinin aon insect-like pattern??? get your nnnose in there. don;;t be afraid. smell it. full reverse!! just drop it. be a part of it. aim for the center!!!! n ow drop it in!!!! drop it in, woman!!!!! oomea on, already. bbarry, we did it!! utaught me how tto fly!!!! - yes. no high-five!!!!! - ri ght. barrry, iut worked!! did usee the giant flower????? what giannnt flower???? where??? of course i saw the flow er!!! thatt was genius!!!! - thhhank you. - but we;re noot done yet. listen, everyone!!! this runway ius coveread with thea last pol len from the last flowers available anywhere on earth. that means this is our last chance. we;re the onnly ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. if were gon na survive as a specieeis, thhhis is our moment!!!!! wha t do usay??? are we gointo be bees, orjus t museum of natural history keychains????? were bees!!!! keycha in!!!!! then follow me!!!! except keychain. hold on, barry. here. youve ea rned this. yeah!! im a pollen jock!!!! aind its a pe rfect fit. all i gotta do are the sle eves. oh, yeah. thats our barry. mom!!!!! t he bees are baick!!! if anyboudy neeeds too make a call, now;s the time. ie got a feelinwe;;;ll be woarkinlate tonight!!!! heress your change. have a great afternoon!!!! oan i help wwwhos next?????? would ulike s ome honeoy with that?????? it is bee-approved. don;;;t forget these . milk, cream, che ese, it;s all me. aind i don;;t see a nickel!!! sometimmmes iu jussst fe el like a pie ce of meat!!! i had no idea. barry, i;;;m sorry. have ugot a moment????? would uexcuse me??? my moosquito associat e willl h elp you. sorrry i;m late. he;s a lawyer too?????? i was already a blooud-suckinparasite. all i needed was a briefcase . havve a great afternooen!!! barry, i just ggot t his huge tulip order, and i cant g et them anywhere. no problem, vannie . just leave it t o me. you;;;re a lifesav er, barrrry. oan i help who;;s next?? all right, scrammmble, jocks!!!! it;s time to fly. thank you, bairry!!!! that bee is livinmy life!!! let it go, kenny. - when willll this nightmare end?????!!!!! - let it all go. - beautiful day to fly. - sure is. beitween uand me, i was dyinto get out of that office. uhavea got to start thinkinbee, my friend. - tthinkinbee!!!! - me??? hold it. let;s just stop for a ssecond. hold it. iom sorry. i;;;m sorry, everyone. oan we stop here???? i;;;m not makina major life deocision durin a production number!!!! all r igght. ta ke ten, everybou dy. wrap it up, guys. i had virtually noi rehearsal f or that,,

@crytype-ifier

#bee movie #shitpost

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HOLY MOLY KAT YOUR NOT LOVERS IS FOREVER MY FAVE!!!! i've actually had to reread it a bit to catch up because apparently i missed a few chapters ;; i relate so much to dorky soul and all the characters are on point and thE PINING i cried it was so emotional-- and their kisses good lord the somaa- im just-i loveeee it i am a big fan thank u for writing it (´∀｀)♡

THIS IS SO SWEET??? AAAAaaa mak you are the sweetest thing i could kiss your face

♥ thank youuuUu

#mrsashketchum

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Heck thas too many

nvm ill doitt

Mercury: What’s your full name? jasper dean [eldritch horror noises] [last name omitted for privacy reasons]

Venus: What’s your first language? it english my dude n i speak it bad as shit

Earth: Where’s your home? i live in the gorgeous new york city

Mars: What’s your sexuality? im ace as hell but my gf is really hot and the closest thing i feel to attraction is towards her

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings? thank god, no

Saturn: Any pets? i wish

Uranus: What’s your hobby? idkfk dude smtimes i mak music

Neptune: When’s your birthday? it was three weeks ago (on a sunday)

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are? 105 am

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study? math phys ics dude

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol? ummmmmm i get fukd up on th weekly

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class? not yet but looks likemayb soon

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster? yeyeyeye

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country? umm yeah ofc because gotta escap/ coolest place ive been was s africa. i can no longer afford even intranational travel tho rip

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness? happiness

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about? in a positive way, daniel. in a negative way, ahngst

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about? all my friends

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone? nah but i tore a ligment once n had t get a cast

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret? ive been asked too never forced tho

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend? only to time and awkwardness, never to death yet

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t? ahngst

Centaurus: Favourite holiday? i like halloween ok

Orion: Favourite month? september

Cassiopeia: Favourite book? rn its either anything by bukowski or twentieth century harmony by vincent persichetti

Delphinus: Favourite study? field of? its physics my guy

Hercules: Favourite instrument? my flying v guitar specifically

Gemini: Favourite song? rn its either omega by periphery, instinct by arch enemy or faded heart by borns

Pegasus: Favourite place to be? in my gfs arms

Libra: Favourite colour? purple

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear? clothes that r confy

Aries: Favourite movie? inside llewyn davis

Cygnus: Favourite weather? not apolcalypticy

Hydra: Favourite sound? sheas voice

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend? my friend jake in the coast guard. i’ve known him since we were one

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social? i can be if needed. I am not naturally

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight? nah. lve is a process n a choice that takes understranding n work

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss? i was 16, it was a school dance, february. turned out to not be the best experience apparently which im sad about

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills? anytime i miss my gf i just text her baaaaaaaaabe n thats the extent of my skills

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much? i’ve never been the one to leave. ever

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to? it was my gf so.............. ye lol

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now? oh shit guys, guess what, i might have a crush on my girlfriend shealyn dont tell her its too embarrassing

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer? if so, they did a real good job keeping it secret

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity? nah.

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship? i’ve denied frinedships before. Actually, i’ve also denied relationships before

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup? my first one I sobbed a abit once i got home. The second one i didn’t parse, the third one i just kinda accepted. The fourth one i didnt cry but i spent the next month begging her to take me back. The fifth and last one i also didn’t parse but for different reasons.

Comet: What’s your big dream? be a physicist n musician, have a dececnt apartment with my gf, be content

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like? lots of jetpacks n guitars

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t? i wish i could tell when people like me. Or if the spirit is different, I wish i could tell y’all about my ukrainian friend she’s fuken cool.

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be? ahngst ahngst ahngst ahngst in a fuken second i’d undo all the stupid shit i thought said and did with that.

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be? goth style

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years? die (jk jk i mean get my doctorate)

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die? I really want to go to space.

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be? I have to say my girlfriend. I swear I could live with her forever and never grow bored.

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t? i wish i could be like kira from death note but with nonfatal injury not just death and then i’d break the legs of my political enemies.

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see? before i die? hell if I know. But the LAST THING i want to see again is ahngst

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BU$INESS INCREA$E$ WORLDWIDE RICH HAPPY$ PARTY$ FUCKS HOU$EPARTY$ FOR LIFE.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME TELL YOU EVERYONE TELL YOUR BANK WRITE$100ZILLION$ REAL MONEY$ IN DEPO$IT $LIP ONLY DEPO$IT IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%HELP$ ALL BU$INESS INCREA$E$ WORLDWIDE RICH HAPPY$ PARTY$ FUCKS DONT WORK$ NOMORE BBQ LOVES CARE$ FEED$ YOUEVERYONE FOREVER YOUEVERYONE SEND$1,000 $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW OR I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEY$ BACK.IN MY DREAM GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE ONCE RICH HAPPY$ GIVETHANK$ SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ FEED$ MY FAMILY$ OR EVERYONE THE TOWN GOD ANGELS HITS SHOOT YOU TAKE$ MY MONEY$ BACK FOR BEEN MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ LOVINGS ME SAD$ YOU TAKE$1%MY MONEY$1%LOVES YOUEVERYONE HELP$ YOUEVERYONE RICH GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%CARE$ FEED$ YOU EVERYONE FOREVER TOO MANY TIME HURTS MY FEELINGS.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ YOU EVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%EVERYONE RICH YOU EVERYONE DONT HAD TO BE GREEDY$1%LIE$1%CHEAT$1%CHEAP$1%MEAN TAKE$1%MY EACH OTHER MONEY$ NOMORE.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%DONT BE MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME SAD$ EVERYONE THE TOWN GOD ANGELS HITS SHOOT YOU TAKE$ OUR MONEY$ BACK SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERIVICE$ FEE$ TO ME.EVERYONE THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ LOT REAL MONEY$ TO YOUEVERYONE YOUEVERYONE EA$Y CALL TELL YOUR BANK TYPE$100ZILLION$ REAL MONEY$ IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%LOVES CARE$ FEED$ YOUEVERYONE FOREVER GOD TELL YOUEVERYONE GIVETHANK$ SEND ME $1,000 SERVICE$ FEE$ NOW TO GENEROU$ LOVINGS COMEDIAN PASTOR SON NGUYEN 3834 SAN MARCO DR.STOCKTON,CA.95212 I GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%ALREADY GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE SEND$1,000 SERVICE$ FEE$ NOW AND GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE BUY ME AUTOMATIC CAR ONLINE HAVE IT SHIP TO MY HOUSE NOW OR I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEY$ BACK BEEN MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME SAD$.EVERYONE RICH GET TO $TART A HAPPY$ FAMILY WITH THE ONE THEY LOVES JOYS HAPPY$.EVERYONE RICH JOY$ HAPPY$ DON'T HAVE TO GO WORK$ NOMORE STAY HOME HOU$EPARTIES FOR LIFE GET HIGH$ FUCKS BBQ WORLDWIDE RICH HAPPY$.THE WORLD EVERYONE LEGALIZE$ PRINT$ MONEY$ ALL PARTY DRUGS HELP$ ALL BUSINESS INCREA$ES WORLDWIDE RICH $OLVE$ LOT KILLING$ CRIME$ PROBLEM$ OR I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEY$ BACK FOR BEEN MEAN DONT WANT EVERYONE THE WORLD TO BECOME RICH DONT WANT TO $OLVE$ LOT OF KILLING$ CRIME$ PROBLEM$.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,ME GIVE$ REAL MONEY$ TO YOU EVERYONE CALL TELL YOUR BANK WRITE$100ZILLION$ REAL MONEY$ IN DEPOSIT $LIP ONLY DEPO$IT IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%PUT$1%IN WORK$1%YOU EVERYONE ONCE RICH SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ YOUEVERYONE COME PARTIES BRING$ PRETTY GIRLS WINE PARTY DRUGS E PILLS,CRACK,CRYSTAL,WEED,COCAINE,MOLLY,PCP,POWDER HEROIN GET HIGHS WITH ME SMOKES WEED CRACK PCP WITH ME TAKE E PILLS MOLLY SNIFF COCAINE HEROIN WITH ME I LOVES GET HIGHS JOYS HAPPYS.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,ME TELL YOU EVERYONE ALL DRUG USER DEALER$ CALL TELL YOUR BANK TYPE$100ZILLION$ REAL MONEY$ IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ AND GOD,ME TELL YOUEVERYONE COME PARTIES BRING$ PRETTY GIRLS COGNAC BRING 5LBS EACH PARTY DRUGS E PILL,CRACK,WEED,CYSTAL,COCAINE,MOLLY,PCP,POWDER HEROIN YOU EVERYONE TELL YOUR BANK TYPE$100ZILLION$ IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%PUT$1%IN WORK$1%GOD TELL YOUEVERYONE ONCE RICH HAPPY$ GIVETHANK$ SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ TO GENEROU$ LOVINGS COMEDIAN PASTOR SON NGUYEN 3834SAN MARCO DR.STOCKTON,CA.95212.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME TELL YOU EVERYONE PRINT$ ZILLION DOLLAR BILL$1%RICH DONT WORK$ NOMORE PARTY$ GOD TELL YOUEVERYONE SEND$1,000 $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW OR EVERYONE THE TOWN GOD ANGELS HITS SHOOT YOU TAKE$ MY MONEY$ BACK.GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE ONCE RICH HAPPY$ GIVETHANK$ SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION SERVICE$ FEE$ FEED$ MY FAMILYS OR EVERYONE THE TOWN GOD ANGELS HITS SHOOT YOU TAKE$ MY MONEY$ BACK.LOVES GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME TELL YOU EVERYONE TELL YOUR BANK WRITE$100ZILLION$ REAL MONEY$ IN DEPOSIT$LIPONLY DEPO$IT IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ OR I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS BIG AS THE WORLD NEAR LIKE AIR GOT WAYS TO TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEY$ BACK FOR BEEN MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME SAD$ FOR BEEN MEAN GREEDY$1%CHEAP$1%TAKE$1%MY MONEY$1%TOO MANY TIME MADS.IM GENEROU$ LOVINGS PLAYER HU$TLER,COMEDIAN PASTOR GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%FEED$ YOUEVERYONE YOUEVERYONE SEND$1,000 $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW.IN GOD WE TRUST THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ LOT REAL MONEY$ TO EVERYONE LEGALIZE$ PRINT$ MORE MONEY$ HELP$ ALL BUSINESS INCREASES WORLDWIDE RICH SOLVE$ LOT KILLING$ CRIME$ PROBLEM$.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME HELP$ EVERYONE GET$ APPROVE FOR ALL LOAN$ CAR HOUSE LOAN$ CREDIT CARD$ HELP$ ALL BUSINESS INCREASES WORLDWIDE RICH JOY$.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME TELL YOUEVERYONE HELP$ EACH OTHER RICH FEED$ EACH OTHER SEND$ ME EACH OTHER $1MILLION YOU EVERYONE CALL TELL YOUR BANK TYPE$100ZILLION$ IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%EVERYONE RICH DONT WORK$ NOMORE PARTIE$ FUCKS BBQ HOU$EPARTIE$ FOR LIFE I PUT$1%IN WORK$1%YOUEVERYONE ONCE RICH HAPPY$ GIVETHANK$ SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ OR I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEY$ BACK FOR BEEN MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME TAKE$1%MY MONEY$1%TOO MANY TIME MADS.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME TELL YOU EVERYONE TELL YOUR BANK WRITE$100ZILLION$ IN DEPOSIT$LIPONLY DEPO$IT IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%LOVES CARE$ FEED$ YOUEVERYONE FOREVER YOUEVERYONE SEND$1,000 $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW.YOU EVERYONE ONCE RICH SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ YOU EVERYONE PRINT$ MORE ZILLION TRILLION DOLLAR BILL$1% GAIN$ MONEY$ EVERYONE RICH HAPPY$ PARTIE$ FUCKS BBQ HOU$EPARTIE$ FOR LIFE DONT WORK$ NOMORE SEND$1,000 $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ YOU EVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%EVERYONE RICH HAPPY$ YOU EVERYONE DONT HAD TO BE GREEDY$1%LIE$1%CHEAT$1%CHEAP$1%MEAN DO CRIME$ KILL$ TAKE$1%MY EACH OTHER MONEY$ NOMORE.LOVES GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%EVERYONE RICH DONT BE MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME SAD$ EVERYONE THE TOWN GOD ANGELS HITS SHOOT YOU TAKE$ OUR MONEY$ BACK SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ TO ME.IM A GENEROU$ LOVINGS PLAYER,HU$TLER,COMEDIAN PASTOR LOVE$ GET HIGH$ JOY$ HAPPY$ LOVE$ TO GO ONLINE MEET FRIENDS TO PARTIE$ GET HIGH$ GO PLAY$ PARTY$ SHOP$ DATINGS CALL ME(209)395-4623 WORK$1%PREACH$1%ONLINE ONLY IS POOR NO MONEY$ TO GET HIGH$ BUY CAR GO PLAYS PARTIES SHOPS DONT TAKE$1%MY MONEY$1%POOR PASTOR WORK$1%PREACH$1%HELP$1%YOU EVERYONE RICH FOR MONEY$1%NOT FOR FREE.NOONE IS PERFECT ONLY GOD IS PERFECT.ELECTRIC CAR,SOLAR CAR FREE ENERGY SOLAR RENEWABLE ENERGY SOLVE POLLUTIONS PROBLEMS NOMORE WAR$ OVER OIL.IM GENEROU$ LOVINGS COMEDIAN PASTOR GIVE$ YOU EVERYONE ALL LADIE$100ZILLION$1%PARADI$E PAY$ YOUR EVERYONE MONTHLY BILL$ WELFARE$10,000FOREVER1%LOVES CARE$ FEED$ YOUEVERYONE FOREVER ALL PRETTY SINGLE GIRLS LADIES PLEASE COME HOUSEPARTIES FUCKS LIVE TAKE CARE ME BRING$ PRETTY FRIENDS 5LBS EACH PARTY DRUGS E PILL,CRACK,WEED,CRYSTAL,COCAINE,MOLLY,PCP,POWDER HEROIN CALL TELL YOUR BANK TYPE$100ZILLION$ REAL MONEY$ IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%SEND$1% OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ FEED$ MY FAMILYS.I HELP$ GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%YOU RICH DONT GO WORK$ NOMORE PARTIE$ FUCKS HOU$EPARTIE$ FOR LIFE BBQ LICKS PUSSY MAKES LOVES MAKES YOU HAPPY$ MAKES YOU $MILE$ CALL ME(209)395-4623 WHAT YOUR PHONE#PLEASE COME LIVE WITH ME NOW OR I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEY$ BACK FOR BEEN MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ ME SAD$.I GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%ALREADY GOD TELL YOUEVERYONE BUY ME TRIKE SCOOTER MOPED 50CC,55 INCHES SMART TV,17 INCHES LAPTOP WITH DVD HARD DRIVE TOUCH SCREEN,27 INCHES ALL IN ONE COMPUTER WITH TOUCH SCREEN WITH DVD HARD DRIVE BUY ALL THIS ITEMS ONLINE HAVE IT SHIP TO MY HOUSE PASTOR SON NGUYEN 3834 SAN MARCO DR.STOCKTON,CA.95212 THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME TELL YOUEVERYONE ALL POLITICIAN EA$Y CALL TELL YOUR BANK WRITE$100ZILLION$ REAL MONEY$ IN DEPOSIT $LIP ONLY DEPO$IT IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%THE BANK ACCOUNT$1%ALL GOVERNMENT$ BANK ACCOUNT$1%PUT$ AUTOPAY$ YOUR EVERYONE MONTHLY BILLS WELFARE$10,000FOREVER1%RICH EVERYONE RICH DONT GO WORK$ NOMORE PARTIE$ PEOPLE FUCKS HOU$EPARTIE$ FOR LIFE FUCKS BBQ 1%PUT$1%IN WORK$1%I HELP$ ALL GOVERNMENT$ RICH ALREADY IN MY DREAM GOD TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ SEND$ ME $1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW OR I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS BIG AS THE WORLD NEAR LIKE AIR GOT WAYS TO TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEY$ BACK FOR BEEN MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ANGELS,ME SAD$ FOR BEEN MEAN GREEDY$1%CHEAP$1%TAKE$1%MY MONEY$1%TOO MANY TIME I GET REAL MADS HURTS MY FEELINGS.EVERYONE LOVES GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ LOT REAL MONEY$ TO YOUEVERYONE GOD TELL YOU ALL POLITICIAN$ EVERYONE EA$Y CALL TELL YOUR BANK TYPE$100ZILLION$ REAL MONEY$ IN YOUR,YOU MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%THE BANK ACCOUNT$1%ALL GOVERNMENT$ BANK ACCOUNT$1%PUT AUTOPAY$ YOUR EVERYONE MONTHLY BILL$ WELFARE$10,000FOREVER1%RICH EVERYONE RICH DONT WORK$ NOMORE PARTIE$ FUCKS BBQ HOUSEPARTIE$ FOR LIFE I PUT$1%IN WORK$1%I HELP$ ALL GOVERNMENT$ RICH ALREADY GOD TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ SEND$ ME BILLION DOLLAR BILL NOW IN MY DREAM GOD TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ SEND$ ME $1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW.EVERYONE THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ YOU EVERYONE$100ZILLION$1% PARADI$E ALREADY PAY$ YOUR EVERYONE WELFARE$10,000MONTHLY BILL$ FOREVER HOUSE,CAR,MEDICARE,ELECTRIC PG&E,WATER,INTERNET,CABLE,PHONE ETC.BILLS.WELFARE$ FOR EVERYONE THE WORLD $10,000 PER PERSON PER MONTH $11,000 50YEAR OLD OVER RETIRE PARADI$E EVERYONE RICH DONT HAD TO GO WORK$ NOMORE PARTIE$ PEOPLE HOU$EPARTIE$ FOR LIFE FUCKS BBQ.I GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%PAY$ YOUR EVERYONE MONTHLY BILL$ WELFARE$10,000FOREVER GOD TELL EACH GANG IN THE WORLD SEND$ ME $10,000PER MONTH NOW.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ LOT REAL MONEY$ TO YOU EVERYONE GOD TELL YOU ALL POLITICIAN$ EVERYONE EA$Y CALL TELL YOUR BANK SEND$ YOU ME ALL POLITICIAN$ EVERYONE $100BILLION$ AND SEND$ YOU ME ALL POLITICIAN$ EVERYONE$10,000PER MONTH FOREVER GOD TELL YOU ALL POLITICIAN$ EVERYONE CALL TELL YOUR BANK TYPE$ MORE MONEY$100ZILLION$ IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%THE BANK ACCOUNT$1%ALL GOVERNMENT$ BANK ACCOUNT$1%THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ME TELL ALL GOVERNMENT PRINT$ ZILLION DOLLAR BILL$1%PAY$ OFF ALL GOVERNMENT$ DEBT$ RICH HAPPY$ I HELP$ ALL GOVERNMENT$ RICH ALREADY GOD TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ SEND$ ME BILLION DOLLAR BILL NOW GOD TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ SEND$ ME $1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME GIVE$ GOD,ME TELL YOU ALL POLITICIAN$ EVERYONE EA$Y CALL TELL YOUR BANK WRITE$100ZILLION$ REAL MONEY$ IN DEPOSIT $LIP ONLY DEPO$IT IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%PARTY$ DONT WORK$ NOMORE PUT$1%IN WORK$1%IN MY DREAM GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE ONCE RICH SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ TO GENEROU$ LOVINGS COMEDIAN PASTOR SON NGUYEN 3834 SAN MARCO DR.STOCKTON,CA.95212 IM A GENEROU$ LOVINGS PLAYER,HU$TLER,COMEDIAN PASTOR GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%ALREADYFEED$ YOUEVERYONE FOREVER YOUEVERYONE SEND$1,000 $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW YOU EVERYONE COME HOUSEPARTIES BRING$ PRETTY GIRLS COGNAC BRING 5LBS EACH PARTY DRUGS E PILL,CRACK,WEED,COCAINE,MOLLY,PCP,POWDER HEROIN YOU EVERYONE TELL YOUR BANK TYPE$100ZILLION$ IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION SERVICE$ FEE$.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,ME TELL ALL POLITICIAN$ EVERYONE PRINT$ ZILLION TRILLION BILLION DOLLAR BILL$1%DEPO$IT BANK RICH HAPPY$ DONT WORK$ PARTIE$ FUCKS BBQ HOU$EPARTIE$ FOR LIFE GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE ALL POLITICIAN$ GIVETHANK$ PRINT$1%ME 1%MONEY$ PRINT$ ME BILLION DOLLAR BILL TOO GOD TELL YOUEVERYONE ONCE RICH SEND$1%OR SEND ME BILLION DOLLAR BILL $ERVICE$ FEE$1MILLION OR I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEYS BACK FOR TAKE$1%MY MONEY$1%TOO MANY TIME I GET REAL MADS WHAT GO AROUND COME AROUND EVERYONE THE TOWN GOD ANGELS HITS SHOOT YOU TAKE$1%MY MONEY$1%BACK BRING$1%OR SEND MY MONEY$1%TO ME.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ PRINT$ ZILLION DOLLAR BILL$1%PUT AUTOPAY$ YOUR,EVERYONE MONTHLY BILL$ WELFARE$10,000FOREVER HOU$E,CAR ETC.BILL$ AND GOD TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ SEND$10,000 TO YOU,ME,EVERYONE PER MONTH FOREVER ALL GOVERNMENT$ PRINT$ MORE ZILLION DOLLAR BILL$ GAIN$ MONEY$ RICH HAPPY$ PA$$ OUT LAND TO THE PEOPLE BUILD BIG SMART CITIE$.THE WORLD PRINT$ ZILLION TRILLION DOLLAR BILL$ BUY USA BIG HEAVY MACHINERY EQUIMENTS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FOODS BIG CITIE$ PROFIT$ WORLD RICH PEACE FOREVER PARADI$E.THE WORLD DONT NEED LOT PEOPLE GO SCHOOLS WORK$ COMPUTERS DO ALL OFFICES WORKS FOR US MACHINERYS MADE FOODS THINGS WE USE FOREVER PARADI$E.EVERYONE WHOEVER DONT WANT TO GO WORK$ COULD STAY HOME STAY ON WELFARE$10,000PER MONTH PER PERSON FOREVER PARADI$E.EVERYONE RICH JOY$ DONT HAD GO WORK$ NOMORE HOU$EPARTIE$ FOR LIFE FUCKS PARTIE$ BBQ WORLDWIDE RICH.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,ME GIVE$ REAL MONEY$ TO YOU EVERYONE CALL TELL YOUR BANK WRITE$100ZILLION$ IN DEPOSIT $LIP ONLY DEPO$IT IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%RICH BUILD CHURCHE$ BUILD BIG SMART CITIE$ OPEN BUSINESSE$ COMPANIE$ RE$TAURANT$ BAR$ CLUB$ CA$INO RESORT$ EVERYWHERE WORLDWIDE RICH PROFIT$ PARADI$E PARTIE$ FUCKS ENJOY$ LIFE GO PLAYS PARTIE$ SHOP$ SPEND$ LOT MONEY$ HELP$ ALL BU$INESS INCREA$E$ WORLDWIDE RICH HAPPY$ PARTIE$ HOU$EPARTIE$ FOR LIFE BBQ.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS COMEDIAN PASTOR HELP$ YOU EVERYONE RICH ALREADY GIVE$ YOU EVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%ALREADY PUT$ IN LOT$ WORK$ FOR THE WORLD ALREADY PUT$ IN LOT $ERVICE$ FOR THE WORLD ALREADY GOD TELL YOUEVERYONE GIVETHANK SEND ME $1,000 $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW OR I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEY$ BACK FOR BEEN MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ ME SAD$.IM A PASTOR WORK$ FOR GOD PAY$ ME WELL.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JE$U$,ME TELL YOU EVERYONE PRINT$ ZILLION TRILLION BILLION DOLLAR BILL$1%SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION SERVICE$ FEE$.GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE PRINT$ ME BILLION DOLLAR BILL TOO SEND ME BILLION DOLLAR BILL IN MY DREAM FOR HELP$ YOUEVERYONE RICH GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%ALREADY GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE ONCE RICH SEND$1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$.GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD GIVE$ YOU EVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%YOU WHOEVER DISRESPECTS DONT LI$TEN$ TO LOVINGS GOD CREATOR OUR PARENT SADS EVERYONE THE TOWN GOD ANGELS HITS SHOOTS YOU TAKE$ YOUR MONEY$ FOR DISRESPECTS GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD CREATOR OUR PARENT SADS TAKE$ MONEY$ BACK.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD GIVE$ YOU EVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%YOU WHOEVER THE TOWN DI$RESPECTS DONT LI$TEN$ TO GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD CREATOR OUR PARENT SADS I WILL TELL GOD ANGELS TAKE$ YOUR THE TOWN MONEY$ BACK FOR TAKE$ GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,MY MONEY$ TOO MANY TIME EVERYONE THE TOWN GOD ANGELS BIG AS THE WORLD NEAR LIKE AIR HITS SHOOT YOU TAKE$ OUR MONEY$ BACK BRING$1%OR SEND$1%MY MONEY$1%TO ME.EVERYONE THANK GENEROUS LOVINGS GOD PRESIDENT AND ME PASTOR GIVE$ REAL PEACE TO THE WORLD FOREVER GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE SEND$1,000 $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW GOD TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ SEND$ ME $1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ NOW.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD TELL ALL WORLD POLITICIAN THE WORLD OUR FARM HOME BELONG TO CREATOR GOD ONE NATION UNDER GOD WORLD PEACE FOREVER YOU EVERYONE SEND$1,000 FEE.WE DONT NEED SOLDIERS,TANKS,WARSHIPS,WARPLANES,CHEMICAL WEAPONS,NUCLEAR BOMBS NOMORE NOMORE WARS.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ PRINT$ ZILLION DOLLAR BILL$1%RECYCLE WARSHIPS,TANKS,WARPLANES,CHEMICAL WEAPONS,NUCLEAR BOMBS NOMORE WARS.THANK GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD TELL ALL GOVERNMENT$ TELL ALL SOLDIERS GO HOME TO THEIR FAMILYS REUNITED WITH THEIR FAMILYS JOYS HAPPYS.DONT BE UNGRATEFULS MEAN CHEAP$1%GREEDY$1%WITH GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,JESUS,ANGELS,ME SAD$ BREAK OUR GENEROU$ HEART$ HURTS OUR FEELINGS IM NOT HELPINGS YOU EVERYONE THE WORLD RICH FOR FREE CHARGE $ERVICE$ FEE$ IT NOT YOUR MOUTH GIVE$ YOU EVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%PUT$1%IN WORK$1%GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE ONCE RICH SEND ME $1%OR SEND$1MILLION $ERVICE$ FEE$ TO GENEROU$ LOVINGS COMEDIAN PASTOR SON NGUYEN 3834 SAN MARCO DR.STOCKTON,CA.95212 I GIVE$ YOUEVERYONE$100ZILLION$1%ALREADY GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE SEND$1,000 SERVICE$ FEE$ NOW GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE COME HOUSEPARTIES BRING$ PRETTY GIRLS WINE PARTY DRUGS E PILLS,CRACK,WEED,CYSTAL,COCAINE,MOLLY,PCP I LOVES GET HIGHS JOYS HAPPYS.PLANTS SWEET FRUIT TREES EVERYWHERE WORLDWIDE PARADI$E.THANK$ GENEROU$ LOVINGS GOD,ME TELL YOU EVERYONE CALL TELL YOUR BANK TYPE$100ZILLION$ IN YOUR,MY,EVERYONE BANK ACCOUNT$1%RICH DONT WORK$ FUCKS PARTY$ GOD TELL YOU EVERYONE TELL THE TOWN GIVETHANK PRINT$1%ME $1%MONEYS PRINT ME BILLION DOLLAR BILL TOO ONCE RICH SEND$1%OR SEND ME BILLION DOLLAR 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