#im fucking clueless on bears

[barnbridges]

i fucking hate the bear man question, just say what you MEAN don't use meaningless metaphors about social behaviors and then get angry men don't get them. be fucking direct and tell them their friend has a rapey ass fucking face. tell them what you think and feel, not dance some elaborate metaphor johal sounding social experiment, it really doesn't get the point across as well as you think it does.

[somewhereincairparavel]

Hear me out. Jason Grace would NOT understand meme culture or gen z jokes. Like. At all. This man is a dorky dad in a child's body.

Jason would just do a cool backflip or sumn and Piper would go "oh my gosh slayyy" and he'd get all serious and alert, draws his gladius and goes "Where's the monster I need to slay Piper? Where is it????"

Leo would call him a pookie bear, and Jason would be like "??? Frank's the bear" and "What is a pookie, it is a very peculiar sounding word" with the most adorable clueless puppy face ever.

Piper and Leo would be in TEARS.

Bc. Jason grace, the Son of Jupiter. Child of rome. Toppler of the black throne. Praetor of the twelfth legion. Slayer of krios. The golden celebrity of camp jupiter. Cold intimidating feral boy who most ppl even fear standing next to. Doesn't know what a pookie bear is.

Also, Jason would HATE HATE HATE the "womp womp" jokes (which Leo makes ALOT lmao) it's legit like the Bane of his existence.

Bc he doesn't get it? Like when Annabeth gives them all a very serious Architectural nerdy explanation about the exteriors of the new rome shrines, Leo would just go "womp womp" like so out of the blue.

Annabeth would be fucking furious, and Jason would be like super annoyed aswell bc. dude. What was the point of interrupting such a great nerdy yapping session, like, I was enjoying that. You killed the vibe.

(We all know it's canon that Jason and annabeth love yapping and geeking out in cursive together, so they BOTH hate the womp womp jokes with a burning passion BC IM TRYNA TALK HERE)

[sp1rit-realm]

༻¨*:· 𝐈’𝐌 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘 ·:*¨༺

༻¨*:· summary ·:*¨༺ you have feelings for remus, he's dating someone else

༻¨*:· notes ·:*¨༺ 𖦹 implied that reader has a period 𖦹 fem!reader (she/her pronouns) 𖦹 a-a-a-angst 𖦹 sad 𖦹 unrequited love 𖦹 im sorry 𖦹 BIG THANKS TO @ay0nha FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS CONCEPT 𖦹 i did not proofread this bc i'm lazy ⎝(ˊᗜˋ)⎠

༻¨*:· word count ·:*¨༺ 𖦹 736

Thalia giggles at something Remus said for the fifth time in ten minutes—that's one giggle every two minutes. You stare daggers at her as the sweet, sticky sound bubbles out her mouth like boiling water. Warm and soothing and everything your wheezing laughs weren't. 

Your eyes shoot to Sirius as he kicks your leg from beneath the table. "What?" You mouth with a harsh stare.

"You look like you're about to kill her," He mouths back with raised brows.

You only roll your eyes in return.

Somewhere between the seventh and the tenth giggle, you decide to leave. You can't bear seeing how Remus looks at her with such adoration.

. • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

"What was yesterday about?" Sirius asks at breakfast.

You feign innocence, "What are you talking about?"

"You looked like you were about to choke out goldie locks. Jealous she's spending time with Remus?" He suggests.

"Ha!" You bark out, "Jealous. What a funny concept. You know, Sirius, you should consider a comedy career."

But Sirius is not laughing—he's looking at you with those eyes you've seen far too many times now. You saw them when he asked if you cheated on your charms test when you were twelve. You saw them when he asked if you were an animagus when you were fifteen. You saw them when he asked if your date with that boy from Ravenclaw went well. You've seen them every time you've lied to him. You see them now.

"Fuck you," You mutter—he catches it anyway.

"Tell him."

"There's nothing to tell, Sirius."

He only shakes his head in return.

. • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

You feel a wave of sadness crash over you when you see Thalia at Remus's side once again. You're supposed to be there. That's your spot, you think.

Thalia looks to see who's entered the common room, and she flashes you a warm smile, waving her hand in a signal for you to sit with your friends.

You shake your head, and she raises an eyebrow in suspicion. You point to your stomach, "Period," You mouth. She nods in understanding.

Then, you catch Sirius's eye. He stares in disappointment as you walk away.

. • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

"Has anyone seen y/n?" Remus asks at breakfast—you've been avoiding him.

"I just saw her in the halls on the way here," Frank speaks up, "She said she was going to the library."

"I'm going to look for her." He stands up, then turns to Thalia, "See you soon, love." James pretends to throw up when he kisses her cheek.

"I just saw you being sweet on Evans, mate. Don't act all high and mighty," Sirius chips in.

But you're not in the library, and you're not at any of your usual spots.

. • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

It's been days since Remus has spoken to you, and he's only growing more restless.

"Every time I see her, she runs away," He sighs.

"I'm sorry, my love," Thalia frowns, rubbing Remus's back.

"I'm gonna go for a smoke," He stands up and leaves the common room.

Remus goes to the courtyard—it's your guys' smoking place. He finds you there, head in your hands.

"Y/n?" He asks, and you look at him with shocked eyes, like the idea of him talking to you—seeing you—was preposterous.

"You're avoiding me," Remus says, finally cornering you.

"No, I'm not." You deny, standing up.

"Oh, come on, y/n. Do you think me that daft? I can tell you're avoiding me. Why?"

You take a deep breath, willing tears not to fall, "Because of her."

"Who?" 

'You're clueless,' You think.

"Thalia."

"What about her? You don't like her?"

And you can hear the fear in his voice—the fear that his best friend doesn't approve of the one he loves.

"She's amazing, Remus." Your voice wavers, and then it dawns on Remus. His face falls, and you know it's over.

"I'm sorry," He rushes out, "I'm so sorry."

And that's when the tears fall, "Don't be sorry, Remus."

"I'm sorry," He repeats, and you catch on to the look in his eyes. 

"Don't pity me, Remus."

"I don't!" He argues, "I'm just... I'm sorry."

"I wish you could love me," You whisper, looking into his eyes, heart breaking even more as you see their unshed tears.

"I do love you," He insists, "Just not in the way you need me to."

"Why?" You cry, "Why can't you just love me?"

"I— I wish I had a reason."

"It's okay, Remus."

"I'm sorry."

thank you so much for reading, lovely!

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[mlkyshxrtcke]

Hey,

It’s me again,👾anon.

First off I really love Eidon. He’s so loyal. Thou when I was taking out the bodies trash, it occurred to me to wonder, what would happen if the reader was the yandere one. Like they stalk character, steal valuables from them for their shrine, masturbate  to their muse taking a shower without them knowing.

In all honesty, I have no clue which character will be interesting to see in that predicament. Thou it will be cool see Sherlock in the whole.

Well, thanks for reading my rant and kind of request. If you’re uncomfortable please don’t be pressured to do it. Thanks again.

Yours truly

👾

Why 👾anon i hope that you know that im literally in love with you and everything about this idea. He’d be so dumb n clueless about it because he thinks he already knows literally everything about you :( he’d def be all sad n upset like a kicked puppy. honestly i can see this becoming a verrrry interesting conflict in the future.. but for now, here you go, anon. Ilysm pookie bear 🎀

TWs: yandere behavior, stalking, masturbation, fem!reader

“If there’s anything you need, be sure to tell me, ok? Ciao, bella..” That’s one of the things he liked to call you. Beautiful, huh? God, just the way he spoke to you with his sweet tone, and deep voice made heat pool deep in your stomach.. Its was always your stupid neighbor with his stupid eyes and stupid smirk and stupid flirty attitude, Eidon. He always made time for you, even when he was neck deep in paperwork. You didn’t know exactly what his job was, but he always put so much time and effort into it that you decided to just not question it. He always laughed at your jokes, even the bad ones, and gave you cute gifts and always left his door open, just for you. Just for you. No one else. You. Just you. You wanted Eidon.. and you admit to having— urges.. especially around him. Scratch that. You needed him. You eat, drink, sleep, and breathe that man on a daily basis. And you swear to god if anyone wants to take him from you, which seemed likely because of how appealing he was, you’d kick their fucking teeth in and do things to their body that would make them fucking unrecognizable to the autopsy. He was only for you. And nobody else. You believe that you two were destined to be together, and were specially crafted for each other. You had already planned out the rest of your lives together. You wouldn’t need to rely on anyone else when you had each other. Just the two of you. Forever. Just how it should be, and just how it will be. He hadn’t picked up on your obsession just yet, but you worried that he might if you keep slipping up around him. He left you a copy of his house key just in case of an emergency or if he had to go on a work trip. I mean, who said that you couldn’t just step in while he was out and take a peek?

His door opens with a loud creaking noise, and you step in to admire every little detail of his house. You had obviously seen it plenty of times before. (Oh trust me, you knew the layout of his whole house like the back of your hand despite just moving in..) It was just more exciting each time. You felt like you were closer to him.. more connected with him. This was the house where he cooked up meals for you and spent time with you when you felt lonely and where he shamelessly pumped his aching dick into his hand every time you accidentally teased him.. You waltz around with a wide smile spread across your face, peeking at his belongings, petting his white cat, Elodie, and then tiptoeing upstairs to where his room is. You finally make it to his room and— oh good God.. it smells like him, too. Eidon always smelt sweet, like a walking bakery, and catching a huge whiff of it the second you step into his room only added to your growing arousal. His room was rather basic with little decor, but you just figured that he doesn’t have the time to decorate. Each step you take is very careful, making sure that you leave everything just as you found it, well, that is until you see his underwear sticking out of a laundry basket. He wouldn’t care if you took it.. He wouldn’t care at all, right? He doesn’t mind. You take it, feeling your body starting to get all hot again.. if anything it’d be wrong for you to not take it. It’d be the perfect addition to a corner of your house you dedicated just for him. ♡ He doesn’t know about it, of course, but you’d love to tell him at some point.. maybe when he finally asks you out. It’ll be perfect with all your framed pictures of him, his name written with hearts, locks of his hair that you wrapped in cute pink ribbons, and even some of his expensive jewelry you stole from him that he’s been scrambling to find for the past week. “But I’m positive.. I wore it yesterday.. what the hell..” How cute. You scurry back home, you were pretty familiar with his schedule when he didn’t have unexpected business trips, and it was around this time that he comes home. You just couldn’t wait to bring your new prize to your shrine!!

By the time that Eidon got home, he was rather exhausted, but he couldn’t wait to kick back, maybe write another diary entry about how he wants to pamper you and spoil you, then absolutely ruin you, pound your pretty pussy and spill his hot sticky cum into your womb. He starts to undress, dropping his clothes on the floor lazily and turning on the water to the shower. From your house, you peek out your bedroom window which gave the perfect view of him showering.. he always had his shades open, its almost like he wants you to see.. oh shit— he stepped into the shower, letting the water hit his body while you watch the way that his cock hung.. and he was.. hard? You let your hand slide down to your panties, teasing your clothed clit as he touched himself in the shower. It was adorable, how he aggressively fists his cock while thinking about you after a long tiring day. Enough was enough. You kick your pants and underwear to your ankles, teasing a finger around your cunt and thrusting it in and out at a relatively fast pace. You felt a familiar coil starting to tighten inside you, rolling your eyes back while you watched him. You felt so filthy, touching yourself to your sweet neighbor who had not a clue that you wanted him to fill you up with his thick cock and be his forever. At this point you stop holding back, moans escaping your lips with every thrust of your fingers. Your orgasm crashes over you, causing your back to arch and squeal out his name. Your room now filling with the scent of sex as you watch Eidon step out of the shower. You knock out a few moments afterwards.

Little did you know, after Eidon’s shower, he watches footage of your room and notices something sticking out of your pocket in the video.. something that belongs to him. His underwear?? Shit, now he knows that you’re watching over.. always.

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH !! 🐾

[toutallyahoe]

━ pretty,, nsfw headcanons

requested by: @imnotyoursocialbee pairing(s): miko chen x male reader word count: 2398 (woof, what a count) warnings: nsfw, 18+ only, unprotected sex, praise kink, subspace (implied), belly bulge, masturbation, sex toys, dacryphilia, corruption kink (?), exhibitionism, feminization, pet names (pretty girl, princess), humiliation kink

a/n: *giggles* so, im still here... uhh... hi?

anyways uhhhh, ngl this is a bit long because this bitch was like one of baby tou's cartoon crushes (the other is his whore of a bestie lol)

and woof, ive been holding on to these headcanons for a fucking while now specifically years lol

also wrote this in one sitting in four hours, its two a.m. and my ass is fucking numb help

- miko chen is pretty vanilla. well, the right word would be tame— tamer than his best friend, twisting tiger, that is. so while miko prefers it to be soft sex for the most part, especially pretty early on in the relationship. but he has no objection to trying out things if you suggest something up

- miko is innocent but not that innocent, you know? he is an attractive guy and has a great muscular build because he has to keep fit for his job as a football player. he and the rest of nakama continue to practice martial arts on top of that as well he does yoga as a hobby. so, miko has a nice body and you just have to constantly tell him so

- it isnt a surprise miko developed a praise kink because of that

- of course, hearing you compliment him? praising how attractive or pretty he was and his body? it was making the poor man melt. especially if you just abuse his praise kink as you fuck him hard and good against the mattress (or any surface for that matter)

- addition to just verbally praising miko, its also best if you praise him physically— and by that i mean touching him all over. dont stop touching him as you continue to sing praises about how pretty he was and the noises he makes because miko is just a sucker for physical contact

- and miko has the cutest noises ever

- poor dear would try to hide his noises because he gets embarrassed, so you have to coerce him to stop holding it in and just let it out. of course it works more better if you keep ramming your cock into him as you say so because as you continue, miko just loses all sense of thought

- miko also loses his brain cells and goes head empty if he notices or you bringing up the bulge on his stomach because of your cock

- miko would be so embarrassed each time you comment about the way your cock bulges in his belly that he tries to hide his face in his hands

- you have to try and coerce him to look and with a few more coercion, miko prettily moans as he hesitantly does look and god, the poor man is very flustered

- he is always surprised to see his belly bulging every damn time because of you

- and btw, you better fuck his thighs. miko's thighs are thick and wonderful. this man has one of the loveliest thighs ever so when you are finished ruining his hole and the poor dear is trying to gather his bearings? press his thighs together and slide your cock between them, miko is just going to let out a tired chuckle as you slowly fuck his wonderful thighs

- anyways, miko has some toys. not a lot but he does have like a dildo and a small egg/bullet vibrator due to his curiosity before you two are together and he just wants to get off, okay?

- funny thing was that before the relationship with you, miko was such a fucking virgin. like, he knows about porn and had watched some to get off but god this man was so clueless about a lot of things. and the porn he watched were like the very tame and vanilla ones too

- so when miko bought toys to test out, god this poor man is a mess. especially with the lil vibrator because when miko tested it out and masturbated by having it inside him as it vibrates while he jerks off until he cums. when he was finished and when miko was trying to take it out inside of him, he pushed it in deeper instead... and it was still vibrating

- let me tell you, miko had trouble trying to get the vibrator out of him because poor dear was overwhelmed from his masturbation already and as he tries to get it out, he accidentally keeps pushing it in as it vibrates. and miko had the dumb idea earlier to put it in a high-vibration level

- miko was practically writhing and drooling. he had been looking for the remote of the vibrator but due to his panic earlier about the position he was in, man has lost it momentarily

- miko had to call you as a resort to ask for help as he had found his phone instead

- you had thought something was very wrong when miko called you and his voice was shaky and he seemed like he was crying. your worries only worsened when he told you to come to his apartment as fast as possible because he needs help and then just hang up

- you did not fucking expect to arrive in his apartment (using the key he had given you a while back to unlock the door) and find poor miko to be an absolute mess in his room

- miko was almost naked if not for the shirt he was wearing that hid his chest, (un)fortunately his bottom half wasnt covered and from how he was positioned in his bed? it was a pretty sight

- miko was on his belly while his ass is up, hands clenching on the sheets of the bed. his thighs were shaking and from the very damp spot on his sheets and his red aching cock, he had been cumming for a while

- miko can barely look at you in the eye as he begs for you to find the remote or get the damn vibrator out of him because he cant do it himself

- it was very awkward and embarrassing for the both of you when you had to help out. especially when you cant find the remote and miko had to beg for you to just take out the damn vibrator

- it was very unbearable for the both of you

- miko had placed himself on your lap as you helped. he was already sensitive and with the way you try your best to fish out the vibrator with your fingers (that you lubed up earlier with the same lube miko used that you found in his nightstand) but accidentally pushing the vibrator yourself, miko got more overwhelmed

- especially the soft whispers of your apologies that honestly made miko just slowly lose it for you being there. close to him

- by the time you got the vibrator out, miko was a panting and sensitive mess that slumped on your chest as he hid his face in the crook of your neck from embarrassment. weak thank yous leaving his lips as you just dont know what to do next

- to say the least, you two were very awkward after that because miko just... that happened to him and it was hard for you upon having to see your close friend in that light and the uncomfortable tightness in your pants. you had to excuse yourself from miko's hold and go to the bathroom to force yourself to stop being hard as you wash your hands and splash your face in the sink

- it was very awkward for a while between you too

- but that didnt stop you two from hooking up tho because after that happened, might as well because miko had liked you for a while and you saw him be a fucking pathetic mess? yeah, just, yup

- after you two be awkward for weeks, that is

- ngl, miko doesnt know if what happened with the vibrator was a blessing or not because it did lead to you two hooking up eventually. but dont expect him to masturbate with toys for a while

- but anyways, aside from the saga of miko having trouble with a vibrator and what happens in closed doors. fucking outside? now thats fun

- miko has his reserves on it because it can absolutely ruin his reputation as a famous football player, you know?

- but miko also cant help but get excited at the thought of fucking in a public space as he had done before by touching himself at the thought of you in his assigned room and desperately trying to muffle his moans

- now you might ask, how can that be risky when miko is in his room? well, it just so happens its walls were shoji due to the team staying in a hotel following traditional japanese architecture

- and miko just so happens got hot and bothered seeing you in practice earlier, sweating and such. this was before the vibrator problem btw, but yeah

- and going to say this but miko acts like a fucking virgin a lot even when you two have sex multiple times now. baby is so innocent

- but not that innocent. especially after these last few ones

- anyways, aside from that, miko doesnt mind wearing pretty clothes. i mean, he was attractive and practically a celebrity, so it wasnt a surprised that miko would try to look his best

- especially for you

- but oh no, when i say he doesnt mind dressing up in pretty clothes, i meant pretty feminine clothes

- specifically miko can rock the e-girls and gothic style

- miko looks so cute and pretty in them. especially when he wears pretty lil skirts and thigh highs (or fishnets) while pairing those said thigh highs with those cute lil thigh garter straps. it looks so beautiful around that pale skin of his and god, the slight fat in his thighs just makes it lovely when he wore those

- it wasnt a surprise when miko had worn a cute skirt and thigh highs after one of your joking suggestions because you told him he would look so pretty as a girl— miko was overwhelmed with so many sweet compliments that led to you two fucking while miko was still wearing his lil skirt. and the thigh-highs are always on

- and if you have to fuck his thighs, just roll it all a lil more down to have more access to those thighs of his

- but god, it wasnt a surprise when miko got over his shy virgin act after a while from all the horny fucking and had let you fuck him in public (and not just him masturbating a lil risky with paper-thin walls of a hotel room with someone passing by his room) with only small hesitation on the scenario he got recognized and create a scandal

- and its because baby boi here was wearing such cute feminine clothes and a mask. miko easily passed as a girl in his clothes and with his hair being long and half of his face hidden by a mask? you were the only one who knew the identity of the pretty lil thing pressed so close to you when both of you were on the train

- this wasnt planned tbf as you two were actually just going on a fun and cute date but miko just looks so pretty and he was also so close to you that you cant help yourself and it was also heaven sent you two were pushed up against the other side of the train doors that wont be opening for a long while

- after asking miko's consent in a quiet voice so that only he can hear you, miko was against it at first because he was terrified about you two getting caught but looking around and see people minding their own business in this cramp train and with the way you were pressed against his back? miko agreed with hot cheeks

- it was honestly easy to fuck miko when he was close to you and he was wearing a short skirt. you had pushed yourself closer to miko and had wrapped an arm around miko's waist while your other hand sneakily went behind and had slipped inside his skirt, toying with the panties he wore mindlessly as you whisper how much he was such a pretty girl

- it wasnt long before you had sneakily unzipped your pants and took your painfully hard cock and slowly entered miko, minding how you dont have lube to make sliding inside him easier. but it was fine because after a while of the two of you biting back the groan and moan leaving your lips and miko adjusting, you began to move

- miko was desperately trying so hard not to blow both of your covers from his moaning. there was some regret in miko for a moment as despite him not typically loud (that award goes to tiger between the two) but it was hard not to be vocal. not when your cock feels so good inside him, filling him up so well

- miko didnt expect to get off a lot on getting fucked in public if he had to be honest. it was so risky on what you two were doing... but it got miko so excited

- still, he is trying his best to keep his noises which was very hard when you keep whispering praises in his ear and holding him more closer

- of course, it wont be smooth sailing here before both of you had finished and arrived at your stop because when you accidentally thrust hard that made miko let out a squeak, it got some attention and one passenger didnt let it go unlike the others who minded their own business once again

- miko was clenching so tightly around your cock as you coerced your lil princess to answer for the both of you on the stranger's question. miko was practically begging silently at you to answer it yourself as he shook in your hold. tears were forming in the corner of miko's eyes as his heart was beating faster at the fear and... excitement...?

- miko doesnt know, either way, he was fucking terrified and didnt think he can find his voice at all. so he was shaking his head to indicate he didnt wanna answer and hoped you understand the position he was in and save both of your asses by answering the stranger yourself

- unfortunately you wouldnt let it be easy and miko realized it when he saw the smile on your lips in the reflection of the train window

- "princess? a kind stranger was asking if you are fine"

- miko silently cried when you pushed your cock deeper into him. his hole clenched deliciously around your cock

- "wont you answer them?"

- "y-yes... thank you..."

[ghouljams]

im not super caught up on ur cowboy au (i LOVE goose n ghost, the dynamic of simon being with price's kid who ACTS like she's prices kid tickles my brain so well) and i dont want to come across as rude... but why is bee with konig lmao. ive been reading the recent discourse and if she's a DA survivor, what draws her to him? what could he possibly do to make her forgive and move on from him being such a piece of shit to goose and making such an ass of himself? like, if he calls a woman a whore and a dog because he was butthurt about getting his ass kicked by someone he doesnt respect just bc she's a woman and small, then why would bee think highly of him or even feel SAFE around him? i really don't mean to be rude about this lmao i just wanna pick your brain

as an abuse victim, even after YEARS of 'calm' and 'changes of ways', i would never be able to completely get rid of the lingering fear after seeing something like that. i can't imagine bee wasn't scared of konig in that moment

and as someone from a small town, making an ass of yourself like that will never be forgiven nor forgotten lol. konig will forever be remembered as the lumbering instigator that fucked around and found out, and if bee stayed with him, that reputation would get stuck to her too

again, i dont know bee's character super well (and i support womens rights and wrongs; she can be flawed and choose to look past things other people won't ignore to stay with someone she cares about) but i just wanna know your author thoughts lol these are your boobahs and i like to hear the thoughts. ill have time later today to read through your posts more too, i havent dug into bee's mostly bc i don't care for konig, but if they're all getting interlinked like this id like more context. just a heads up i might come back later and be like "AND ANOTHER THING-" or whatever lol

thank u hugs kisses i like ur cowboy stories :) <3

GREAT QUESTIONS

So I will say that in the overall context of the cowboy au I will be slotting Goose fighting König into the realm of "very dubiously canon" because you're right, there's no way Bee would trust him again after this.

I'm going to attempt to answer all your questions, but please bear with me because I can get long winded.

So to start off I will say that while Bee's backstory has been hinted at, it's never been officially written down. In my mind, the abuse she suffered at the hands of her (now dead) ex husband was mostly mental and emotional, I think if there was physical abuse that was her last straw that she had to get out.

Bee's relationship with König is interesting because I think in her mind, he is a sort of savior figure. He's always been there when she needed him, he never pressured her into anything, he was always kind and respectful, etc. König is big and scary, but he truly has always treated Bee incredibly well, and despite his *ahem* unorthodox methods has always had her best interest at heart. Bee is also VERY recently divorced, and he took EVERYTHING. König has been her rock since she moved to town and she's sort of imprinted on him to a certain extent.

For König... I have talked before about how I think he views women, but I will condense it into how I think he views Goose specifically before/after/during their fight. König has only met Goose once before in written canon and she pulled a gun on him immediately. It's not that Goose is a woman, it's that she is associated with Ghost. That is what I would consider the bottom line in König's thinking. If Goose was just some random woman in town he wouldn't care but she specifically occupies the space of "enemy combatant" because she's with Ghost.

I will say also König already has a reputation as a weird freak in town. People don't really care for him, but now he's also the guy that Goose beat up. So... not great for him. Bee on the other hand is fairly well liked. She's sort of clueless but she's well meaning and generally willing to learn or correct her mistakes. Like I said this fight fic is pretty dubiously canon I don't think it will actually effect the story the way it would irl, but those are Bee/König's standings in town.

As for whether Bee would take König back after watching him go after someone Bee sees as smaller and weaker than him(though König sees Goose as just another enemy to be taken down, women or not)... I don't know. That's why I say this fic is really dubiously canon, because you're right I don't see her taking him back after this. I think this would be the end of it, and I really love the love story I've crafted for the two of them. So it's a big old shrug from me boss. IDK

I think a genuine apology from König to Goose would help a lot. I think König sitting down and explaining his past to Bee would also help. If there was some added context, that it's a long standing beef between himself and Ghost and he made a bad judgement call, then that would be good for getting on the road to healing. Bee would also have to sit down and explain her feelings to König, all in all it would have to be a complete open communication between them, likely with a therapist moderating. But I don't want to write that because I genuinely don't think I would be able to do it justice.

Bee's story is one of my favorites, it's her fairy tale ending, it's her rebuilding her life and finding love despite her trepidation. It's a story of self healing and love, and I don't want to sabotage it with a fight.

[s0apmactav1sh]

Hi friends! I am off my meds for everything and ye anyways

i live laugh love the though of being casual fuck buddies with Alex and then all of a sudden ghosting him because he and farah were a little bit to close at a certain time and ultimitely you decided that maybe what you had couldnt be more than you pounding his brains out then cuddling and then leaving 5 minutes before the base was meant to wake for drills and breakfast. This however leaves Alex feeling unwanted and he turns to bestie farah whos just looking at him like 'dumbass. Go get yo mans' but Alex the clueless man he is regardly feeling and everything else than doesnt involve the military is just there like 'y he no wanna fuck?' And just goes around like a sad lost puppy eyes trailing everywhere looking for you. And you? Your to busy complaining to Gaz. On how close him a farah seem to be and how stupid you felt for having these weird feelings because your mamma never said that it was ok and you were an avid church goer until she died. And gaz being the slow one just there like 'Soap and Ghost are lowkey fucking in the room beside me, help' which makes stop questioning your own horrible love life and start questioning gazs because hes never brought up anyone and like the two besties you are ye yap and waffle all night which has Price yelling at gaz, you nearly falling flat on your face during drills and farah wondering how the fuck you got into the military.

Did you or alex talk or anything regarding it. Nope ye two just kept sulking over the other making everyone else suffer because of how miserable you were being.

This is me running away from my problems (the fic im writing) and towards happiness (the new bear i bought for myself arriving :) )

[morbiderotica]

could i please request near x trans male reader (if you don’t write trans its okay, just male reader is good) and they want to have sex and its Near’s first time but reader is slightly more experienced and shows him how to do it and takes care of him. thank you and i love your writing by the way

─ ★ pretty baby … ftm!reader ... DISCLAIMER! im not trans im genderfluid so im sorry if this is inaccurate! near has top surgery, neither have bottom surgery. afab genitals mentioned.

Near's breathing was heavy. You could tell he was nervous as you straddled him. Seeing him in such a state was enthralling, especially knowing you were to blame. The way his hair fell just above his eyes, and his, usually pristine, white shirt all wrinkled and half unbuttoned.

"Are you okay, baby?" It was a teasing remark and he knew that. He couldn't help the sharp breath he inhaled at the pet name. Your hands rested on his chest, just above his scars. "I'm... I'm fine." His voice was breathy.

He shifted underneath you, not in uncomfortableness, but in need. The sight of you on top of him was becoming too much to bear. His hands came up to your shirt, silently lifting it over your head and revealing your binder.

Near's fingers traced the hem of the tight piece of fabric. His eyes were blown with lust as he did so. His dark brownish grayish eyes turned black and doe like. "I would like this off." He tugged at the binder with bated breath.

You nodded, letting him take it off slowly and gently. The piece of fabric was discarded onto the floor, and thrown into the evergrowing pile. Near's hands delicately trailed over your torso. His touch was so light, it almost tickled. His eyes hovered over your body, soaking in every part of you.

Near didn't know what to do next, just laying there, staring at you. You took it upon yourself to move your hands down to his shirt, unbuttoning the first button. "Is this okay?" You asked before continuing to undress him. He nodded quietly, too enamored by you to form words at this moment.

You continued unbuttoning the shirt, letting your hands hover just a little too long. "You're doing that on purpose." You'd be a fool to think he would notice the games you were playing. "Am I?" You unbuttoned the last button, letting the shirt open to reveal Near's milky skin.

Your hands traveled over his skin, stopping above his scars once again. "Yes. You are." His voice was low, perhaps trying to conceal a sound of pleasure. "I suppose I am." Your hands brush against his sensitive nipples. He closes his eyes and lets out a breathy moan.

"I.. I need you, Y/N." His eyes looked up at you, filled with desperation. You knew he was clueless about what to do next. The extent of his touching himself didn't go past mere experiments and he sure as hell didn't know how to touch you.

"You have me." Your games were torturous to him and you can tell by the look on his face he was unamused, which only made you more amused. You guided his hands to your hips. His fingertips played with the waistband on your pants. "Off?" You whispered and he nodded. You quickly took the pants off and returned to your spot on his lap.

You were fully naked. Near had seen you with little clothing before, but that didn't compare to what you looked like right now. His hands returned to your hips, aching for contact.

You took off one of his hands that rested on your hips and placed it on your cunt. He gasped at your boldness. His fingers played around gently, trying to give you pleasure. "There you go." You moaned when he harshly pressed on your clit.

"Does that feel alright?" His voice was raspy, something that it wasn't usually. "Yes." You moaned again when he repeated his action. Near was inexperienced, but he was a quick learner.

You fucked yourself against his hand. He watched you intently, making sure you were enjoying yourself. "Pretty boy," Near mumbled. You felt your face heat up and fall through your entire body. His hand which had previously rested on your hip, trailed down to your thigh, smoothing the bandaid that lay on your skin, reminding him he had to take his testosterone too.

Near slid his finger through your slit, stopping at your entrance. "Can I?" You nodded eagerly and Near complied, sliding his finger into your hole. You bit your lip as Near fingered you.

"You know," You gasped when Near curled his fingers. "For someone who is supposedly inexperienced, you're doing really well." Near smiled, almost cockily.

Then he inserted another finger, pumping two fingers at a slow but pleasing pace. "Near, please, more." You requested, and he complied, pumping in and out of you faster than before. His free hands rub circles on your thigh. "Does that feel good, Y/N?" You nodded through moans inexplicably.

"You're doing so well." You absentmindedly praised, close to your orgasm. You bent down, your mouth attaching to Near's neck, leaving dark marks in contrast to his pale skin. His fingers still working you wonderfully.

You let your breathy moans float around in the air. Your eyelids half open. "Near.." You whined, fucking yourself harshly against his hand. "Fuck, right there, please!" Near stayed silent, though he was enchanted by your state.

You hid your face in his neck as you came on his fingers. "Fuck.." You took a second to catch your breath as Near pulled his fingers out. You sat back up, once again resting your hands on his chest. "That was good, really good. Thank you." Your speech was slightly slurred.

"Can I return the favor?" You pawed at the waistband of his white pants. He nods slowly, eager to see what you have in store for him. You pulled his pants down, opening his legs slightly.

"Is it alright if I touch you?" You wanted him to be as comfortable as possible, with consent for everything you did. "Yes, it is alright. In fact, I would prefer it." His chest was rising and falling heavily. His eyelashes flicked perfectly as he blinked.

One hand rises to his stomach, pushing lightly, while the other went to his cunt, rubbing it gently. He let out a soft moan, obviously trying to conceal the fact that he even made a noise. You lowered your mouth towards his hole.

"Can I?" Your breath fell onto his cunt, making even more heat pool around. "Yes." He bit his lip in anticipation. You licked a long strip down, landing at his entrance. Your tongue lapped at him, making him moan quietly.

"You are very good at that." He praises and sets a hand on your head. You smile and continue your endeavors. Sucking his clit harshly, your hand still roaming around his stomach. Your lips were starting to swell a little.

You moan when Near gently pulls your hair. "Do you like that?" He asked, seemingly trying to find your favorite pleasure spots. "Mhm." You mumbled into his crotch, your voice serving as a vibrator for a second. He pulled on your hair again hoping to achieve the same results as before, and he did.

You moaned quite loudly. Near was rougher this time, testing your limits. You rolled Near's clit with your teeth, making his body shake slightly. "Do that again." He demanded with his grip on your hair tight. You complied with his demand, repeating your actions.

"Fuck..!" Near rarely cursed, reserving it for when he knocked over a tower of cards he'd been working on, when he was stumped on a puzzle which wasn't very often, and especially when he was with you when your bodies were pressed together.

The room was warm, beads of sweat sticking to both of your bodies. "Y/N." He moaned before he came on your mouth. You lifted your head up and wiped your mouth with a smile. "That was excellent. Thank you, pretty boy."

i tried my best to research and to make this as accurate and comfortable as possible which is why this took so long to come out im sorry😭 i tried not to be too descriptive. ive never written trans characters so please give me feedback! my dms are open >.<

[antiterf]

Being a bi man in the gay community is like "oh sweet you like men too" with maybe a little invisibility (from my experience, I don't doubt that other bi men have had a lot worse happen. Im focusing more on surface level stuff)

Being a bi woman in the lesbian community seems like it's a fight for your fucking life.

Using terms like twink, bear, otter, are all things that bi men can use without a second thought. But if bi women use butch or femme, terms that generally apply to the entire fucking LGBTQ umbrella, then there's a problem. Same thing if bi men casually call themselves gay compared to bi women with lesbian.

This definitely relates back to lesbian separatism *thinks about terfs trying to police bi men on gay terms because they're clueless* and it sucks.

[smoosnoom]

MOON

what the actual fuck 😭😭😭😭😭 i was shaking for the entire day i was so so excited that i almost took a day off. i wasn’t expecting this for sure 😭😭😭 (im fine btw. don’t worry about me)

im so excited every time u post And this one is for me 🥺🥺🥺? and u said the nicest words about me in the notes? how did i deserve u?

“insists he wake up earlier than anyone should during summer” ok ok ok Listen. we established that we have different opinions on mornings but Listen. wake up early Especially in the summer (especially if u don’t have to clean up) is it’s own kind of magic. everything around is quite and nobody’s disturbing u cause they’re asleep and if u turn on cartoons it feels like ur child again. mornings r for chilling and evenings r for walks. but it’s not for ur sleeping schedule

“He shows El new songs and she likes most of them” byers-hoppers all being classic rock fans is so special for me ♥️

“Not in a – weird way.” and “His hands get tingly, and it’s weird” being separated by two sentences is my fave thing Ever 😭

“wearing a floral Hawaiian shirt.” hopper’s s3 fit was the best i agree!

“Okay. Well. He didn’t mean to think that, at all. He doesn’t know where that came from.” 😭😭😭😭😭 OMG mike avoided his queer thoughts for so long and they hit him the second he saw broad mans chest 😭😭😭

“and he sits up a little straighter” did he correct his posture? 😭 cause if he did when i have a chance!!

“Make goo-goo eyes at Jonathan, probably. Yikes” like he didn’t do the same thing with will like a second ago

“Nancy is the most sensible of your family” i mean el is not wrong!!

“with El discreetly levitating cucumber slices into her mouth” idk i think that would be funny if ted was steel clueless about supernatural things and just didn’t even notice flying vegetables

can’t believe im siding with dustin again 😭 i mean there’s nothing wrong with tan but every time i tried to get one i got weird spots instead of smooth texture. so sunscreen is my best friend (plus it’s cancer protection)

“Shoulders” SHOULDERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭 one if my favorite parts if the fic actually. mike is so so h-word (can i say horny or we’re not accepting that teens feel sexual attraction yet?) And BUFF BYERS 🥳🥳🥳🥳

“He’s trying not to think too hard about him being shirtless, sitting next to Will, who is also shirtless” omg 😭😭😭😭

“The okayest” THE OKAYEST 😭😭😭 my favorite loser

“wet hair and sun haloed behind him” u always make will looks angelic in mikes eyes. as u should

“and this is probably just those few, childish urges that he’s been having and trying to ignore since forever coming back to haunt him again.” of course mike. u just miss ur childhood and nothing more

“They stare at each other. A bird chirps outside” it’s so funny. like. cartoonish type of humor

“even in the midst of an empty, empty street” AS HE SHOULD!! mike who follow all the driving rules but still sucks is so real for me!

“Mike glues his eyes to the sky, and ignores the bubbling temptation to look over and gauge in Will’s reaction” he’s really The definition of “but ur prettier” hes so gone 😭😭

“Do you know any constellations?” i know just one and it’s ursa major (great bear??? which one do u use?)

THEY ARE SUCH DORKS!! Gunther!! i love them so much 🥹♥️

“shoving a large stuffed platypus between them” i hope the platypus was teal and had a brown fedora (and the fact that perry the platypus’ giving name is bartholomew LMAO)

“Mike fists a hand into the grass.” he could just pretend that grass is will’s hair 😭😭

“A poorly dressed clown appears, and they both jump.” clown! i see what u did!!

“Mike feels like one of the moths that keep flurrying into his home and bumping into the light bulbs” the way this one is perfectly describing That feeling. moon Are U Sure u’ve never been in love? 🤨

“he’s always been indifferent to slushie flavors, but never Will” the sweetest boy 🥺 i bet even if he wasn’t indifferent he’d still swap cause it’s will!

“Mike spends a very, very, very – small amount of time staring at his mouth.” “got my mind on ur body and ur body on my mind”. im sorry. im actually not. mentally added this song to fic playlist (of which we’ll talk later!!)

“everyone is unbearable at thirteen” yeah but not everyone is canoodle at thirteen 😭

“until they’re standing under a downpour of rain and dramatically confessing their love” cause u know that something is starting than it’s raining in byler fics 😭😭😭 ilyyy

“brushing the hair out of his eyes, too, maybe even –“ maybe even What mike?? i wanna hear u 🎤🎤🎤

“Are you high?” THE WAY I LAUGHED. is it… real life situation? it feels like the one 😭

“Mike wouldn’t be surprised if he had a radar for people thinking about making the moves on his younger brother.” he probably is considering how often jon interrupted them in s4 😭

“definitely not thinking incredibly hard about Will and beaches and water and shorts” and tight-fitting surfing swimsuits. definitely

“Mike couldn’t bring himself to disturb Will out of his slumber” oh to fall asleep on someone’s shoulder </3 will’s neck and back must be hurt so bad but it’s worth it

“think, if it makes coming out here together more intentional than it already is” u mean like a date?

“Will lets out a hum. “Anything in particular?”” i loove when will senses something becomes i little bold and makes mike uses his mouth (to talk of course)

“and Will – isn’t like that, not about Mike at least, or he’s pretty sure, except –“ will just got used to his feeling 😭 hes been into mike for so long that butterflies aren’t surprise anymore

and then they kissed under brian and margaret and helga and earl and bartholomew and gunther 🥺🥺🥺i love them so much. and i love u so much ♥️🤍

so playlist. the fact that every song is fitting perfectly into the narrative. u have wonderful musical ear and sense. and i was so happy when i remembered from which playlists those songs come (yeah i listen to ur playlists. especially “brainrot”. this one is one of my favorites).

i’ll be endlessly honored that u gifted this fic to me omg. i still can’t believe it. i love u so much ♥️♥️♥️♥️

can u believe how long its been since u first sent this ask oh my god alya i am so sorry . but ! at least u got an almost 14k fic out !!!!!! im hoping u liked it . by the length of this ask i am thinking Yes

YAYYYY im glad i could surprise u !!!! and i did really . give no heads up idk i wrote half the fic and it was all so summery and nice i was like . alya lovees summer . so this would be perfect for her . so here we r !!!!!

u know what . ill agree with u on this . my favorite summer days were when i was able to wake up beforee the rest of the house and it was all calm and nice <3 and i loveeee cartoons, i always watch atla or adventure time

u get the vision . willel classic rock lovers my beloved

i loveeee hoppers hawaiian shirt i need to see him in that again . so glad u get me

what if i told u i also just straightened my posture after reading that quote . my back is achingo h my god . also he definitely did not mike is doomed to stay in the shape of a pringle for the rest of his life .

mike is nothingi f not a hypocrite <3

i love the idea of clueless ted because that is so real . but inversely i love the idea of him knowing and just . not caring even a little . like that is so funny to me

true it is cancer protection ! also it seems liek U always agree with dustin (insert emoji with raised skeptical eyebrows . i am on my laptop ok there r no emojis here) . anyway i thankfully have never gotten sunburnt so i have no idea what thats like but i wish u luck on any future tanning endeavors !

alya for the sake of my reputation and dignity U are not allowed to say the h-word . also this is unrelated to any discourse but why is the h-word so ugly actually like it just Sounds and Looks weird

will is an angel this is unrelated to mike really thi s is just canon

yes cartoonish type humor !!!! its my favorite type of humor and i loveee using it in fics and stuff :D i hope u also like it

yes we also use ursa major ! i have a bunch of constellations up on my ceiling with glow in the dark stars too <3 the big dipper, hercules, orion, and a few more !!!!!

u better believe i was thinking of perry the entire time i wrote about that playtpus <3 i love love loveeee phineas and ferb

"the way this one is perfectly describing That feeling" u have no idea what this means to me . im adding this to every resume and hanging it up on my wall and tattooing it onot my hands . also no i have never been in love </3 still . i can imagine !

"yeah but not everyone is canoodle at thirteen" HONESTLY it was my least favorite aspect of s3 ohhh my god .

"is it… real life situation? it feels like the one" MAYBE .....

"is it… real life situation? it feels like the one" LITERALLY oh my god . oh my god if i had a nickel for every time he interrupted them istg

they kissed under all the most unconventional and conventional names in the galaxy <3 peak of romance is kissing under margaret and brian and gunther and bartholomew

i hope u know ever since i read this ask the first time and saw u said "brainrot" was ur favorite that has struck me every time i listen to the playlist . i forgot other people can see my playlists oh my god . speaking of I TRIED TO STALK UR SPOTIFY ACC BUT ITS ALL EMPTY <//3 so so sad . but i am so happy u also liked the music !!!! maybe iwas a little nervous whatever .

i love u alya bludnik-a i am very very glad u liked the fic :D summer reincarnate !

[onlyjaeyun]

you’re so loved zadie!! remember to rest well and focus on yourself :)))

i wanted to ask what inspired you to start writing?! i wish to start writing too but i’m clueless with how and what to start with 🥲

also did you ever think about an alternate ending for your previous stories like maybe in poison hoon gets really mad with heeyn to the point their relationship get sso tense that they separate and its overall a sad ending 😭😭( idk why i would want to hurt my heart like that heeyn are my babies🥹🙁🩷)

im genuinely sorry if this question is rude in anyway im relatively new to you blog so tell me if this ask bothers u!! we dont want that :3

sending love and warm wishes your way always <333

thank you so much baby!🥺💞 the question is not rude at all and i can answer it very quickly too: no 😜 i have one ending in mind and its ALWAYS a happy ever after bc i physically, emotionally and mentally cant bear bad endings ☹️

and i know my reason to start writing is gonna sound SO silly but i started bc i couldn't find the type of fics i wanted to read anymore so iw as like fuck it imma do it myself so here i am!🫣🫣

sending you lots of love baby!💞💞💞💗🌥️💐🌷

[imvriix]

Hi!I was the one who requested the Donald fic and I was wondering if I can have the same concept with Grey and his friends??thank you♡♡♡

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𝔄𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢

summary ;; — them with someone who is naturally sweet and kind, yet they don't know how to act due to their oblivious nature.

featuring + contains ;; — gray yeon, alex go, ben park, gerard jin, teddy jin x sweetheart/ selfless gn! reader, ( unestablished relationship ).

a/n : tumblr is so ass, ill be writing fics or whatever and when i wanna take a break and i press to put it in drafts and save, it just fucking dissapears. im literally redoing this because tumblr didnt put my work in my drafts. + because theres a lot of characters, ill be sticking to the overall relationship rather than full oneshots.

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— gray yeon

gray naturally appreciates polite people who mind their business, so its not surprising if he's fond of you.

i think he likes how real and true you are to yourself and others, your smiles always full of meaning and care instead of fear or disgust.

something else he'd like is how you're able to keep up with him, your mindsets click together perfectly.

all of this is foreign to him, so he doesn't know anything about what he's feeling for the longest time until big ben points it out and goes absolute matchmaker mode.

if he does eventually realise, i think he'd be a bit shy and avoid your gaze that little bit more out of worry he'd get lost in it.

gray can be seen as cold at times, even when he's just being normal, so when your able to talk to him normally and without thinking twice like normal friends should, he finds himself enjoying your company so much.

listening to the words and conversation starters spilling from your pretty lips, he forgets to keep his guard up. he even slips in a sarcastic comment or sly smirk of amusement every now and then.

he doesn't feel like he needs to overthink what to do or say as your conversations flow so easily.

whenever you guys are meant to have a group hangout or meet up or whatever, he ends up constantly searching for you and not relaxing his shoulders until he does. he starts staring without realising.

he can and will hog you to himself, he can't help but be a bit selfish.

it'd also take him an eternity to confess, telling himself ( and also a agitated ben ) that he's fine with the way things are at the moment.

yet you remain clueless.

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— alex go

hes such a sweetheart

i feel like he would like you the second the two of you met, i think he'd get flustered and overthink a lot around you, so he'd probably hide behind ben.

he'd also avoid being alone with you or talking to you pike his life depends on it, he can't handle actually having a conversation with you just yet.

he'd be worried about messing up or weirding you out by making things too awkward, especially because its extremely noticeable with how he looses his cool and avoids your eyes.

you'd end up forcing him to talk with you and he finds that it isn't as awkward as he thought he'd end up making it.

he actually enjoys it a lot and gets more comfortable, constantly thinking about what to talk to you about next and what to do with you.

one of the things he'd like most is how you see him for him, not as a mindless minion or fake.

i think he'd end up confessing but he'd just end up a stammering mess, but he does get his point across in one way or another through his jumble of words.

you dont even have to say much, just smile and give him a kiss and he'll be okay.

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— ben park

he'd think he made it so secret and so unknown but everyone and their mother knows that his feelings aren't only platonic.

its so obvious that it genuinely hurts, he seems to laugh more and become even louder somehow.

big bear hugs whenever you say something sweet or innocent, him giving you constant lectures on how to protect yourself — because we all know he's a gym freak —, and he's protective of you when it comes to anyone outside the friendgroup.

he's just worried you'll get roped into the union and delinquents, he can't afford to lose a friend because some power obsessed freaks couldn't mind their business.

of course, at first he wouldn't have noticed his feelings, and if he did he'd be in slight denial, " i just care about them. we have a mutual caring friendship. yeah, we just care for eachother. yeah. " he'd think, feeling smart.

but when he does sit down and thinks it out, acting like this is the hardest thing he'll ever have to think about in his life, totally concentrated and all, he just admits it to himself pretty easily.

and he makes it everyones business.

sits everyone down, — excluding you —acting all serious, " guys, i have an announcement. i like y/n. "

" wow, really? ", " never would've guessed. ", " oh god i didn't expect that. ", " ya think? " and other sarcastic comments are said.

he seems genuinely surprised everyone knew.

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— gerard jin

we all know gerards a pretty straightforward guy, so i think he'd be even more straightforward to himself.

he'd be the only one who was able to actually hide it pretty damn well, so if anyone in the group finds out, they're all actually surprised.

there isn't really a big reason he likes you, he just thinks your really cute so he kind of sticks to you.

free tarot sessions all the way

he's always worried about you, he thinks that someone may try and take advantage of you and your sweetness.

would play guitar for you and even has a few drafts/ secret songs he made about you.

he'll never show you them of course, but they're so beautiful.

he literally just lingers around you. he isnt very friendly with anyone in his class, which is why he visits yours a lot.

but anytime you look over your shoulder, he's just standing over you.

hell, you dont even have to look and you can just sense him looking over you.

personal bodyguard basically

sucker for your praise

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— teddy jin

SO STIFF

absolutely cannot keep up a conversation with you unless you give it some prodding.

hes kind of like alex in this sense.

he's so tense and awkward because he isn't used to anyone being kind to him without it just being fake and only for their own benefit.

gives you atleast one can of coke whenever you guys see eachother.

i think you would have bonded over sprite and co, he'd fall for you much more harder if you liked cats, especially the two he cared for.

you found it so cute for someone as stubborn and mischievous as teddy to be a diehard cat lover.

you guys basically adopted all the cats in the area together, feeding and caring for literally any cat you see.

can't handle you and cute cats at the same time

he really cant

you'd be like the first person he calls if co is sick, because hes lowkey panicking and running around everywhere in a frenzy since he has no clue about what to do

he recovers eventually and he repays you with coke

you ask for a kiss instead

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[infictionalwonderland]

The Marauders in Relationship headcanons!

warnings : mentions of sex, swearing, insecurities, fem reader in mind but i don’t think pronouns are stated anywhere

james potter —

as soon as james started liking ya you would know, if you aren’t painfully oblivious

he’s really not subtle.. like at all.

compliments will be thrown at you left right and centre

he’ll be constantly demanding your attention

HUGS & FOREHEAD KISSES

when you guys do finally start dating, this man is on cloud mf 100000000

non stop smiling

cheeky comments and compliments all the bloody time. get used to it hoe.

now, in my mind. his love language is touch, so be prepared for his hands to have been in EVERY part of your (gorgeous) body.

if you two end up having sex, even if it’s isn’t your first time, he’ll be so gentle. so so gentle. and soothing. and patient. and constantly checking on you.

i feel like first time will be pretty vanilla apart from praise etc ngl. but that’s normal.

however, as your relationship progresses *wink wink*

in my mind, james is the BIGGEST sub.

perhaps even a sneaky mommy kink 👀 but it’s up to you ofc

he’s always looking to please you, both in a sexual and non sexual way

this man JUST LOVES YOU SO MUCH!!

youre insecure, he’s there with kisses and hugs and reassurance and compliments and just pure love.

you dont feel up for sex, thats more than okay, how bout a nice warm bubble bath? he’ll even get you some snacks.

you want something for a shop? this boy is zooming into the store faster than usian bolt on steroids.

when he’s jealous he’ll get all pouty but if confronted he wont admit it. but baby needs reassurance as much as you do :((

if you’re sad, therapist mode and bear hugs. and snacks, ofc!

also. if you do not like cuddling, find yo self another manz darlin’

he LIVES to spoil you

this man is rich rich rich RICH so he does not give two fucks

all he cares about is making you happy :)

sirius black —

sirius is literally obsessed with you

like not in a creepy way.. unless 👀

but in a way that he notices EVERYTHING about you

you cut your hair even a inch shorter, “hey is that a new haircut?”

you have the slightest bit of makeup on, “you look gorgeous love, but you don’t need the makeup for that.”

and it’s also not only physical attributes that he notices about you(shockingly)

he can tell when you’re getting anxious

he can tell when you’re sad

etcetcetc

he brought you an anxiety ring, the next best thing if he couldn’t be near you at all times (it had stars on it too!)

but if he was there, he would escort you from the situation that was making you anxious. or if that wasn’t an option, trying to distract you with sexual jokes and flirting works all the same

HE JUST LOVES YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

i like to think sirius has an artistic nature about him, so he’s definitely drawn you more times than he can count

everyone is SO shocked.

like minutes ago he was dropping pants at the speed you have to move flappy bird, now he’s just a simp for you.

a massive change

he’s possessive of you, 100%

someone standing a bit to close, he’ll pull you back into his side for safe keeping

someone flirting with you, they’re dead meat, serious im sending my prayers

someone romantically touching you, he’ll hex them then bathe you so their germs aren’t on ya

a lot of star related gifts

the two of you are COUPLES GOALS

people aspire to be like the two of you

when it comes to sex, the both of you are kinky little shits

the roles actually switch round a lot

you both love to try new things

which only makes your list of kinks grow

needless to say neither of you are ever bored with your relationship

remus lupin —

as well all know, remus is very academically intelligent (can’t say the same for myself)

but.. when it comes to relationships. the poor love is entirely clueless

sure he’s read tons of romance books but that shit seems way to fake to him

anyway, basically he’s just oblivious in the world of love

however, he can pick up on his own feelings

so when his heart stutters as you smile at him

or the butterflies he gets from your lingering touches

he KNOWS it’s not platonic feelings

and he’s just like 😀 well ok

admittedly he’s more awkward then usual

BUT BUT BUT few weeks after this discovery he sees you getting cozy with a hufflepuff boy

in like in a totally cliche way, jealous he finally takes it upon himself to ask you out

of course you say yes

it’s remus fucking lupin.

and remus as a boyfriend. fully my dream partner

he’s always checking up on you <33

he gets you your morning coffee/ tea whatever drink you want babe

he READS TO YOU

and his voice. 😩😩😩

you sitting on his lap is mandatory

or him laying his head in yours while you comb through his hair

he was really insecure at first when it came to sex, down to the nude bit cuz of all his scars. poor baby thinks you’ll leave him when you see the mess of scars on his body.

but you merely kissed over all the scars individually, with reassuring words and praises and remus practically sobbed

you’re hogwarts ‘it’ couples

being the most comforting duo

everyone loves you

remus isn’t one for PDA but the occasional kiss is okay, just not a prolonged make out in the hallway or something

forehead kisses ✅

hugs from behind ✅

him burying his face in your neck ✅

he just loves you so much

his worries always seem to fade when he’s around you. it’s immediate.

he doesn’t have much money to spoil you with but spending time together is the equivalent to gifts in both of yours books

of course tho he still does get you things

meaningful things too, not just tacky lil gifts

you being his safe haven and the person he comes to to unwind and relax

you guys are the cutest

end of.

peter pettigrew —

tbh i don’t see young pete in a romantic light but he needs more recognition and love so here ya go

our poor darling is so awkward

sure he hangs out with the three hottest boys at hogwarts but he doesn’t think he’s attractive, really :(

definitely a lot of insecurities to unpack there

you, however, disagree completely

i feel like with peter, the relationship is gonna have to stem off of trust initially so friends to lovers seems good w him

you guys have always been close

when he wasn’t with the marauders he was with you .. his best friend

but the relationship eventually evolved

his face would grow hotter when you hugged him

you would get nervous to hang out with him, a good nervous

and the both of you ended up confessing to each other

poor love was almost sweating like a pig with nerves and you weren’t the different, both blurting out ‘I like you’ at the same time.

and the rest was history ;)

he would always offer to hold your things like the gentleman he is at heart

always holding doors for you

making sure to sit next to you in every class possible —if he could

you both tutoring each other seeing as you were good & bad at different things

but under his gentlemanly nature poor boy is so insecure and anxious it’s painful

he’s definitely an over thinker

when you don’t speak to him for hours on end, he gets so nervous :(

has he done something wrong? did he make you mad? what had he done? then he thinks of every possible thing

if he seems you hanging out with someone else on top of that, closely situated with one another. his heart will clench painfully and he’ll have to fight back tears

but he doesn’t say anything because he doesn’t wanna come off as needy and weak, that’s the last thing he wants

he keeps up a facade even the he’s relentlessly stressing and panicking about what he did wrong

and when you do find out about his anxieties, it’s all hugs kisses and reassurances

you hardly left his side since

and neither of you would have it any other way

[tobi-momo]

A Misunderstanding

PAIRING: Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader

GENRE: Angst | Hurt/Comfort | Reverse Comfort

WARNINGS: a lot of crying from both you and kuroo | cursing | mentions of sex | cheating (kind of? youll know when reading) | angst | mentions of drinking/being drunk | nothing is suggestive!! oh ya yall are married btw

WORD COUNT: 3k

A/N: ok ik this is long but this idea came from literally nowhere but i decided to write it thank you @combat-wombatus for helping me you helped put ideas in my brain<333 now i wasnt originally going for a happy ending but im really bad at angst so enjoy the shitty ending :)

“Please, Y/n, you know I didn't mean it,” he pleaded, his large hands desperately grabbing at your form while you push him away, your breaking sobs making his heart shatter. “Please, baby, don’t leave me,” he begs, falling on his knees in front of your trembling body, not being able to tear his eyes off of your heartbroken ones. He needed you to stay. He needed to show you that he isn’t that guy and that he would do anything for you. It was a one time thing. He wasn’t even sober. It wasn’t him. It was the alcohol. He wasn’t thinking straight. Please forgive him, please, please, please.

But you couldn’t. No matter how hard or how much you loved him and wanted to, the pain that ripped at your heart every time you looked at him was too much to bear. So you didn’t. You turn your blurry, glassy eyes away from him as he grabs your hand and forces it into his; your lips quivering and knees shaking. You couldn’t keep the betrayal and agony inside, whining and weeping at him, your knees giving out before your legs slam against the floor, your head near the carpet as you try and keep your affliction at bay.

“Y/n, please,” he whines, tears streaming down his pale cheeks; his admission of his unfaithfulness drained the color from his face. “Please forgive me, I need you, I love you so much.”

“W-” you sniffle, not knowing what to say. You knew you didn’t have to say anything at all, that you didn’t owe him any words, but you just...you just needed to know. “Why,” your voice quivered and cracked, your throat sore, “why did you,” you take a long breath, grabbing your chest to try and stop the heartache, the sudden cramp that formed where it used to be filled with warmth and love, “do this to me? With her?” You look up at him once with wide, searchful eyes as you ponder the reasons and look for the answers in his empty pupils.

“I wasn’t thinking straight, baby, I didn’t know what I was doing, please,” his voice stammers, trying to get you to understand that he really didn’t know what he was doing. “I would never do this to you, I-” “But you did.” Your tone is no longer sad and confused, but angry and fed up. His head backing up quickly, not expecting the response. “You made a promise, Tetsurou, remember?” You glare at him with menacing eyes as you hold up the very finger he kissed and placed the ring on on your wedding day. The beautiful diamond ring that had his initials carved in the interior and little gorgeous jewels that made the walls sparkle once hit with the hot sun was no more; the dark, gloomy piece of rock and metal meaning nothing but lies and mistrust.

“No, Y/n, please. Don’t do this to me,” he adjures guiltily.

“Don’t do this to you?” Your voice laced with deadly venom, standing and backing up, wiping your mouth with your hand in annoyance, placing it on your hip. “You did this to me! You did this to us! You went out! You got drunk! You fucked someone else! And not even a random girl! No! You just had to fuck your ex!” Your voice cracked again before you inhaled sharply and covered up your struggle.

“Y/n, I didn’t know what I was doing!”

“And that’s an excuse?? What, so now you can go fuck whoever you want and say ‘I didn’t know what I was doing!’” you mimic, “so you can get away with it every time?”

He didn’t answer. He looked at the ground, understanding exactly where you came from.

“Hm? Are you gonna answer me, or sit there like a coward?”

He could tell fully well you were just saying this because you were hurt. You didn’t mean any of it. You loved him. No matter what, you will always love him. Trusting him was out of the box for a while, maybe forever. But he can’t lose you. He knew you were soulmates- he knew you were made for each other. There was a reason you guys made it this far and only had big problems now. He needed to find that reason and use it for himself to win you back. He needed you back.

“I’m sorry,” he apologizes, your dramatic hand gestures coming to a halt at his words, your figure coming to a stand still as you wait for him to finish. “You don't deserve this. You don’t deserve me. Please know that it was a mistake and that I’ll never do it again ever, ever, ever,” he repeats, wanting it to sound as sincere as he means. “Just please give me a chance to make this up to you, please don’t leave me by myself without you,” he sobs out, putting his head in his hands.

You knew you shouldn’t feel bad for him. But god-fucking-dammit are you feeling bad for him. You knew you still loved him, you knew he still loved you- that much was obvious. You couldn’t see him for a while, no. Could you guys work it out? Maybe stitch the wound? Wait until the scar is barely visible anymore? Would that even work?

“Tetsurou,” a single, hot tear dripping down your face as you point to the ground. “I don’t know if I can ever trust you again.”

“I know, I know, just please give me a chance to help fix this!” He cries at your feet, his body bundled in a ball of self hatred and guilt. “I can do it, baby. I can help things go back to normal.”

“I don’t think they ever will be normal again.”

He whines, trying to negotiate with you as much as he can. “Let me fix us. Let me give you my everything again, let me show you that I’m all yours and no one else's, please,” he moans in anticipation for rejection, knowing the chances of you agreeing were next to zero.

The next few hours are silent. Him alone in the bedroom. Crouching on the floor as he ponders your possible answer. You work in the kitchen, making food to satisfy your appetite. He could hear your sniffles from the bedroom and picture you wiping your tears as you carry the pots on the stove. God, he was the biggest piece of shit ever known. What the fuck went through his mind when he was fucking his ex? He only remembers some of it, them waking up in bed together after, only wearing undergarments underneath the sheets and him holding her waist as if she were you. He thought they had ended on good terms, knowing that they were better as friends. He rushed out the door, not being able to stay in the same room without getting sick. He knew what he had to do.

He opens the door to the living room, a slight creak gaining your attention as you stir the sauce in the pan. Your eyes are puffy, your lip still trembling as you try to turn away from him. He only takes about two steps forward before he stops, trying to find the words he wants to say.

“Listen, I know you said you needed time, and I’m not rushing you at all whatsoever. I want to give you all the time in the world to think this over. If you need, I can go to Kou’s house and stay there for a while. He won’t mind. I just want to give you the space you deserve.”

You nod in response, your head still facing away before he whispers an “I love you” before he slips out of the apartment.

~.~.~.~

The next few days were tortue. Not being able to sleep in the same bed he would sleep in with you, not being able to watch the same tv shows, not being able to even be in his presence at least once a day like you used to melted a hole of despair inside you: eating away at your emptiness, taking away the numbness that you so desperately needed right now. The feeling came back- the one that you tried shutting out three hours ago. It crept up at you, flipping your stomach and weighing your lungs down to the floor, your throat sore and dry. Your eyes wet with a blurry wall as your tears build up once again, missing your cheeks as you crouch down looking at the floor, falling on the tile. The droplets containing your anguish splatter on the ground, your raggedy whimpers echoing throughout the vacant apartment, making it all the more obvious he wasn’t there.

Knock knock knock

Was that the door?

Your wide, unbelieving eyes turned to the wooden door frame; the knocks getting louder and faster. You quickly stand up and try to collect yourself, preparing to have a long talk with Tetsurou. You grab the handle, turning it- the door opening with a tiny creak.

Oh.

“Hi! Kuroo left his jacket at the party the other day, is he here?”

Oh, that bitch.

“No. He’s not.” You deadpan, not finding her cheery, happy expression amusing.

“Oh no! Uh, well, here, can you give this back to him for me?”

“Stop smiling at me like you aren’t part of the reason he’s gone.” You snark, glaring at her with sharp eyes as she backs up, confused.

“W-what?”

“You heard me. Don’t act fucking clueless.”

“Excuse me? Who are you to talk to m-”

“Oh, cut the shit,” you roll your eyes, “I know you slept with Tetsurou, you don’t need put on whatever the fuck this is,” you gesture at her.

“What the hell are you talking about? What are you, fucking crazy?” Your eyes narrow in confusion, your disgusted scowl lessening at her words.

“Right. You probably don’t remember because you were blacked out,” you add sarcastically. “He told me what you guys did. Now you know. So, I would love it if you would just leave.”

“What are you- Me and Kuroo didn’t do shit last night. I drank like two beers and was hanging out with another girl the entire time,” she explains, looking offended. Your face loosens into an expression she couldn’t read. “He blacked out early and passed out on the couch while I was busy talking with the other girl.”

“Huh?” You whisper, your disoriented thoughts not aligning to a proper conclusion.

“I didn’t go to bed until like,” she thought back, “I don’t know, three in the morning? There were people passed out on the floor so I decided to take the guest bedroom with her. I was still awake when Kuroo came into the room, I’m guessing because he thought it was yours, based off of how he kept mumbling your name and shit,” she exhales, “he grabbed onto me once he got in and just clung.” You glower at her, huffing. She sees this, sighing before continuing, “Calm down, remember nothing happened. Remember that girl? She ended falling off the bed because I was scooting away from his clingy ass.” You look at her blankly, trying to fit the pieces together. “She ended up leaving the party completely,” she mumbled in embarrassment before you speak up.

“Then why did he tell me you guys had sex?” You mutter quietly, although assuming she heard since her head backed up while she quickly scoffs.

“I swear to God, that man. Listen.” You look up into her eyes- her genuine eyes. “Me and Kuroo didn’t do a single thing. I didn’t do anything to him and he didn’t do anything to me. I’ll have a conversation with him later because he is an absolute dumbass,” she breathed.

What the fuck?? You were just supposed to believe her?

“How am I supposed to believe that?”

“Me and him ended a long time ago. I don’t like him like that and I haven’t for a while. And seeing he was bragging about you the entire time at the party, he’s over me, too. Besides, I’m not even into guys that much anymore anyways,” she grinned and winked at you. The shock and realization hit you like a truck. She wasn’t even- oh my God. She chuckled at your expression; you ran away from her to the counter to get your phone, quickly unlocking it and tapping on Tetsurou’s contact.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,” you mumble over and over. To tap the call button, listening to it ring as you bring your phone up to your ear, hearing him pick up the phone almost immediately after.

“Y/n? Are you okay?” He sounded worried. It’s only been about a week, he had hoped that you weren’t going to leave him.

“Get over here, right now, Tetsurou.” Your voice made it seem like it was urgent, so he quickly picked up his jacket from the couch, and you could hear the jingling of his keys as he grabbed them and opened the door, almost slamming it shut once he left.

~.~.~.~

“Y/n?” He asked at the open front door, wondering why it wasn’t closed. “Y/n, you have to be careful and close the door, we have them for a reason, you know,” he said as he walked in. Even after being at the line of a break-up, he still cares for your well-being. He didn’t even do anything wrong and he was still caring for you as a loved one should. He always did everything to make you feel comfortable and safe, so once he knew that he had slept with his ex he was completely devastated to his core. He didn’t want to do this to you, but you had the right to know.

“Tetsu.” You called. Already back to nicknames? This is good, right?

“Yes? Y/n?” He was scared, to say the least, feeling awkward and not knowing what to do. He walked scarcely towards your figure sitting on the couch, not caring to drop his keys and jacket on the counter. He had a feeling this might go wrong.

“We need to talk.” Shit. This is exactly what he didn’t want to hear. Hearing those words he couldn’t help but think that you were going to make him pack his stuff and go. “So, I talked with your ex.” You speak slowly, not wanting your words to come out wrong. You don’t want him to take any of this in a bad way at all. Yet his eyes widen drastically, his heartbeat racing and his nerves pricking him. “You are just one big dummy, aren’t you?”

What? What are you talking about?

“What?”

“You didn’t sleep with her. She told me everything that happened that night. She’s not even into guys anymore. Tetsu-”

This couldn’t be happening. Not only did he accuse himself of cheating, he accused himself of cheating with his ex, and that he cheated with his ex at a party, while you two are married. And then it turns out it wasn’t true? What the hell was wrong with him? He jeopardized your entire relationship because he was too drunk to know what was going on.

“Wait, what?” He yells, angrily sitting down on the couch, “so you’re telling me-” you nodded and hummed an ‘mhm’ in response. His hands find their way to his hair, pulling at the roots and scratching his scalp, his low grunts of pain and fury seeping out of his throat as he frustratingly comprehends what he just did.

You rush over to him, grabbing his wrists and pushing them down to his lap as fast as you can, making his eyes find their way to your blown out pupils. You can see the hot tears prickle down his cheek as he frowns at you, completely and utterly defeated.

“Tetsu, I don’t want you to hurt yourself, it’s okay,” you reassure, giving him a happy smile. He wanted to smile back, but he couldn’t control the broken sob that escaped him. “Hey, hey,” you try to grab his attention as he pulls his head down, crying. “It’s okay, baby, it’ll be okay.” You wrap your arms around his head, protecting him as you softly coo and ‘shh’ him quietly in his ear. ‘I’m sorry’ kept coming out of his mouth as he clinged to you, not being able to help his want to be closer to you. The realization that he just almost broke your heart completely and he had worried about divorce for this shit made him want to just rip his scalp out. He was so stupid. So, so so, stupid. “Tetsu, look at me, please. Look at me,” you whisper, bringing your hand to his chin, dragging it up so you could catch sight of his hazel irises. His eyes red and puffy, his cheeks wet and his eyes droopy, you couldn’t do anything but frown at the sight. He hated himself right now, not wanting to face the embarrassment and the humiliation of the situation.

“You don’t deserve me, I’m so sorry,” he whimpered in your arms, gripping them tighter and tighter for comfort- you knowing that he needed it right now. You had already pulled him into your chest, feeling his wet tears soak your shirt, your hands rubbing his back and your fingers gently grazing his throbbing scalp.

“It’s okay, I forgive you, Tetsu, you did the right thing by telling me you did it instead of hiding it from me, and then it turns out you didn’t do it at all.” Your cheeks start to feel hot, and you don’t even realize your sniffles until you could feel a dam break at your water line. You couldn’t stop them, the tears of relief. You didn’t want to stop them. You were glad that they were her, glad that they were for him, glad they were because you knew the truth, glad because you knew you two would be okay.

You looked back at your ring, watching it bloom like a flower in the spring, the meaning coming back to your marriage. It wasn’t just metal and rock anymore, it was a gorgeous promise.

“I love you, Tetsurou. Don’t forget that. You’re staying with me, alright?” you whisper into his hairline.

“Thank you,” he cries.

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[pwnyta]

Alright have some of my Genshin doodles... AKA... My Zhongli doodles. Cuz nonny asked...

UNDER THE CUT

This was a part of something bigger that I didnt bother cleaning up except Zhongli being cute with Paimon. -

The ZL stan club-

I run around with Zhongli the VAST majority of the time unless Im climbing or need to fly far away. So this is how I imagine it-

I noticed between the the first time Archon Morax was shown and time he was shown in the Azhdaha story quest I noticed the difference in his pants.

Razor and Zhongli bonding over rocks and sticks and Childe wondering why he spends so much money on Zhongli if hes happy with rocks.

My Geo team is my favorite. I just like the idea of Bennetts bad luck not effecting the Geo boys at all because theyre on a sliding scale of TOO COMPETENT and/or COMPLETELY CLUELESS.

Zhonglis shield can handle most of what the world throws at Bennett so thats not a problem, Ittos so fucking dumb that he probably wouldnt even notice the up tick in danger happening to them... and then Gorou is that sweet spot of being competent & eager but also being clueless & ready for anything.

Bennett has found an indestructible friend group. Good for him.

ALSO VENZHONG DOGS & Guoba and Guoli.

VenZhong

Pokemans Venti and Zhongli- Theyre mythical Pokies.

VenZhong sending each other love notes. Origami dragon that floats on the wind and Noctilucous jade bird.

Lantern Rite Guoba and Zhongli-

Nesting Rex Lapis steals Paimon for his nest. She is baby. She cannot leave until hes done.

Archon teddy bears-

I realized with this doodle why Paimon warmed up to Zhongli so quickly... its because hes the god of Mora. She loves Mora.

Liyues very respected rock people love Liyues least favorite rock musician!

BaiZhong anti-parent trap AU. Where Qiqi and Hu Tao desperately try to keep their fathers away from each other because Qiqi doesnt like Hu Tao and Hu Tao doesnt like Baizhu.

Qiqi and Zhongli get along great.

Also guest appearances by Ganyu/Keqing and Xinyan, along with some others...

Some Furry Genshin-

[shotorozu]

staying behind

(tiktok trend)

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character(s) : multiple characters

legend : [Y/N = your name, L/N = last name] gender neutral! quirk not mentioned here

note(s) : this was based off the tiktok trend where you stop walking to see if your friends or s/o notice. I THINK THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY?? i’ll do this for the haikyuu characters too. also this is kinda short so im sorry—

(ALSO I KNOW WHAT BOBO MEANS LMAO)

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

TODOROKI SHOUTO

immediately notices that you’re gone.

i mean, you’re usually the one that’s leading the conversation, he’s just listening to his s/o talk 🤠

you guys were walking to the hospital, to visit his mom :)) and you were just asking things about her— and if she would like some flowers

todoroki’s heart flutters, watching you talk about your concerns regarding his mother, and when he’s giving his reply to you, walking along the sidewalk as he spoke.

but then he noticed that he wasn’t holding your hand anymore, AND THAT YOU DISAPPEARED!!

he’s panicking, looking around— did you get kidnapped behind his back?? omg he’s in the process of beating himself up

and he just sees you standing steps away

so he just hurries back to you— panting as he takes you by your hand, and you’re just laughing at his reaction

“you scared me, love. i thought you got kidnapped.”

it’s such a stretch but he’s just so concerned

you chortle, and you just squeeze his hand “no shou, i was just messing with you. i’m sorry,”

he lets you off the hook, he’s just really glad that you’re not actually in danger.

looks behind his shoulder just to see if you’re still there from now on. he knows it’s a prank but he will NOT lose you

MIDORIYA IZUKU

NOTICES AFTER A LONG ASS TIME

he’s just rambling about something interesting that happened that day while you guys were heading to a café. he’s doing the daily midoriya word dump.

and you were just listening to his rambling, just like any other day

and you suddenly get this cruel idea to just suddenly stop walking?? to see if he notices, of course.

he’s already a few feet away from the café, and he notices that you haven’t spoken in a long time

so he turns around

and you’re gone!!

immediately panics, and retracts his steps. it takes awhile because man was rambling too much but he finally finds you!

his heart is thumping wildly against his chest, and he holds you against him “Y/N! you worried me back there, why did you stop?”

and you’re just losing it over his reaction (because he took so long to realize you’re gone LMAO)

and he’s just 😀❓❓ what

“sorry izuku, i was just trying to see if you’ll notice i’m gone.”

izuku laughs in relief, and holds you close to him like you’re his teddy bear

he’ll try to check on you more often. but don’t do this again! it’ll give him a heart attack i mean it, don’t do that again.

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

he’ll notice right away

he was currently bringing you to his parents house on a weekend (because his mom wouldn’t stop NAGGING him about it)

and you just suddenly got this big idea to just stop walking. just to see if katsuki would notice that you stopped walking

when you stop walking in place, he’ll notice seconds later— and he’ll just walk back to you like 🚶‍♂️

and katsuki will just stare at you like 🤨 why did you stop walking?? did you forget something??

you’re just like “i wanted to see if you’ll notice if i’m gone,” all sheepishly bc the prank didn’t work

and he’ll just scoff, slinging his arms around you as he kisses your temple “of course i’d notice. you’re dumb.”

okay but there’ll be that one time he doesn’t notice you’re not with him, and he’ll just freak the fuck out lol

KIRISHIMA EIJIROU

he’ll notice that you’re gone after a good minute

you guys will be walking to the amusement park, and kiri’s just so excited!

“i can’t wait, today’s going to be so good! i’ll make sure to take a lot of good pictures of you— wait.”

you’re not with him??

he’ll just swing his head around for you like a confused puppy, like “where did Y/N go??”

and he’ll notice you’re just standing there, and kiri will just BOLT towards you

“waah i’m sorry! did i leave you behind?” he asks concerned, linking your arms with his as you guys continue to walk

you laugh, patting his face with your hand “i’m sorry eijirou, i was just trying to see if you’ll notice.”

man is beating himself up at this point for not noticing

“i’ll make sure to notice from now on,” kirishima promises, and for the rest of the day— he’s just glancing back and forth to check if you’re still there.

SHINSOU HITOSHI

silent panic

acts like he’s fine when he realizes you’re gone, but on the inside.. it’s chaos

you were walking with him to class, briefly after you helped him practice with his capture rope

and he’s just talking about his capture rope and how it almost got damaged because he washed it the wrong way once.

then he notices that he hasn’t heard your footsteps in a while, nor has he heard you reply to him

and he looks behind him, and you’re gone??

and on the outside, he’s pretty chill, like “oh. they’re gone.” and hitoshi’s calm enough to assess the situation properly

but on the inside he’s like “HITOSHI!! YOU LOST YOUR S/O WTF.”

and when he sees you cackling from a far, he’s just :/ but he’s just so glad you’re not actually missing.

“well played, kitten.” he chuckles in amusement, “but don’t do that again.” he says sternly— enlacing your hands with his

KAMINARI DENKI

he notices a little too late lol

you were walking with denki, mina and kirishima to get lunch one day

and you just suddenly thought of this weird idea to prank him (courtesy to mina)

and you just see if he’ll notice you’re not with him. for no particular reason though

denki, mina and kirishima were lined up to get food, and denki was just like “hm.. i wonder what Y/N wants to eat today!”

and kirishima looks behind to ask you what you want to eat (for kaminari) and he notices that you’re literally not there

like.. gone. absent

kirishima’s now violently tapping on mina’s shoulder like “uh.. L/N’s gone. they’re missing.”

and mina’s like “OH NO.” which kinda caused some panic between the both of them. eventually, denki notices the tense expression that’s on both of their faces.

“what’s wrong??” he asks, absolutely clueless.

“L/N’s not here!”

“oh.”

realization hits him pretty hard

and denki immediately bolts out of the line, running around to find wherever you are.

fastforward to a few minutes later, he found you in an empty hallway, and he just starts apologizing.

“i’m sorry Y/N!” he whines, hugging you close to him, and you’re just like 🧍‍♀️

you can’t really be mad, bc you did this to yourself lol.

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