#im gonna actually commit crimes
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percijester · 5 months ago
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im having an olympic level crash out i just got a friend from school into crk and this motherfucker got shadow milk cookie on his FIRST TEN PULL. AND GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE ON HIS SECOND.
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I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP IM GONNA COMBUST
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s0fter-sin · 10 months ago
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thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage
you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out
"i'm calling shepherd"
his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books: to go up the chain. that goes against everything we've seen him do. he bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns
he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer. there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends
nothing's happened yet
it doesn't have to go this way
but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy
he doesn't hesitate
it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from
only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat
and somewhere along the line, between civilians’ screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for
"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"
he's learned the price of trust
just like ghost did
but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath
"good advice, It"
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lwklottie · 3 months ago
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“how could you still like her character?” same reason people like ghostface killers ITS FICTION??? you act like we weren’t aware they were going to go mentally fucking insane
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into-the-basement · 6 months ago
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elijah doodles i did today because he sickens me (featuring me)
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magicinverse · 1 year ago
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If I see one more person saying " Why does he go to dungeons if he has lag?" I'm gonna commit a hate crime, do you just want him to not play?
He does btw reduce the quantity of dungeons he goes to, because ccRoier LOVES this kind of stuff, but he doesn't do it as often because of his lag and because of the eggs but he HAS to play!!! Sometimes there are missions that make him go and sometimes he just wants to play fucking Minecraft
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iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 8 months ago
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im SICK IN THE HEAD im going to KILL EVERYONE i was born filled with RAGE and A THIRST FOR BLOOD and NOBODY CAN SAVE ME
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ocdhuacheng · 1 year ago
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endeavor you piece of shit cocksucker im gonna rip you to shreds
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katelfiredemon · 2 months ago
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Got into work today and immediately tripped off of the stage while making direct eye contact with the head of events.
The head of events: Don’t worry, nobody saw that
(Everyone in the room is actively staring at me)
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gifti3 · 3 months ago
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fuck you bailey
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boygirlctommy · 1 year ago
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YOOOOO BIRTHDAY TIME!!
BIRTHDAY TIME!!!!!!!!
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softshuji · 2 years ago
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It feels so perverse having access to like over 100 companies bank information and addresses, sometimes I think about what would happen if I went all Mr robot on them all because part of me thinks it could be fun
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lillysdreaminnn · 1 year ago
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I'm going on a 4 day trip today and it's 6am, I slept for 4 hours and I'm gonna be on the road with 17yo toddlers for another 6 hours or so.
How's your day going?
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pretty-shopkins · 3 months ago
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how it feels when I'm serious for once and I realize
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crinkler · 8 months ago
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voting is insane. theres these two people on the ballot who have nearly identical stances on everything and I've been trying for weeks now to figure out which I prefer and its just about impossible
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waterbearable · 1 year ago
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vermin mention in the tags bc I'm too anxious to sleep sorry folks!
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millionsnife · 1 year ago
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