#im gonna actually commit crimes
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im having an olympic level crash out i just got a friend from school into crk and this motherfucker got shadow milk cookie on his FIRST TEN PULL. AND GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE ON HIS SECOND.

I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP IM GONNA COMBUST
#posts#cookie run kingdom#crk#shadow milk cookie#golden cheese cookie#im gonna actually commit crimes#SHADOW MILK COME HOME!!!! AND MY LIFE (all my resources)!!!!! IS YOUUURSSSSS
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thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage
you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out
"i'm calling shepherd"
his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books: to go up the chain. that goes against everything we've seen him do. he bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns
he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer. there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends
nothing's happened yet
it doesn't have to go this way
but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy
he doesn't hesitate
it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from
only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat
and somewhere along the line, between civilians’ screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for
"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"
he's learned the price of trust
just like ghost did
but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath
"good advice, It"
#im gonna add these to my notfics on ao3 i think i have a Lot of these floating around#a bit shorter than my other metas but i think its something that gets missed when people talk about alone#soap is a violent man#his career literally trains him to shoot first ask questions later#and yet he still tries his best to avoid blood when faced with betrayal#and you realise it actually does fit him#soap cares about the men he serves with#he wants to save the men at the crash site he checks on a downed soldier he asks about civilians about alejandros family#hes very tuned into the people around him#and he cant turn that off until hes forced to#until graves gives him a reason to hate him#and all of that previous care and consideration goes out the window#‘makes me want to commit a few war crimes of my own’#dont cross soap#you want like what happens if you do#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#talk meta to me#soap cod#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#meta#phillip graves#graves cod#save post
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“how could you still like her character?” same reason people like ghostface killers ITS FICTION??? you act like we weren’t aware they were going to go mentally fucking insane
#yellowjackets#lottie matthews#taissa turner#shauna shipman#mari ibarra#lwk everyone from yellowjackets#why watch a show about death cannibalism and murder if you’re gonna be mad people like the bad characters#its like watching prison break and getting mad they’re committing crimes?#normalize liking a character without defending all their actions im a lottie liker not a defender#i actually don’t care if people dislike them i understand why they’re disliked#i care when people start making it my problem
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elijah doodles i did today because he sickens me (featuring me)
#i like treating him like a little stupid creature as if he hasnt committed actual crimes#grown ass man#chnt#basement draws#basement art#doodles#elijah volkov#elephant man chnt#elephant man#elijah chnt#im not gonna lie bros i have been fixated on him for like two weeks now im cooked#ONLY HIM btw#art
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If I see one more person saying " Why does he go to dungeons if he has lag?" I'm gonna commit a hate crime, do you just want him to not play?
He does btw reduce the quantity of dungeons he goes to, because ccRoier LOVES this kind of stuff, but he doesn't do it as often because of his lag and because of the eggs but he HAS to play!!! Sometimes there are missions that make him go and sometimes he just wants to play fucking Minecraft
#qsmp#qsmp roier#roier#Im not actually gonna commit a hate crime#but yeah#qsmp bobby#qsmp pepito#qsmp eggs
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im SICK IN THE HEAD im going to KILL EVERYONE i was born filled with RAGE and A THIRST FOR BLOOD and NOBODY CAN SAVE ME
#i have to go to class........#im too sick in rhe head for this i have to gt out ofbed and put clothes on and clean the car and sit through classes#i couldnt give less of a fuck about but even though theyre not thatbad tbey make me feel like im dying and i hate it#im going to tear everyone into peices whyyy do i have to do this shit im gonna start biting ppl and banging my head against the walls and#commit a crime for evil reasons........#going to do more things for evil reasons actually gonna evilly give in to my evil disorder and evilly throw up bc i have to get in the#evil car and i'll evilly ignore my professors and evilly draw gore in my evil notebook and evilly make it through the day and evilly go to#bed at 4pm bc i feel like im dying and i anticipate future me to also feel like im dying and in doing this i will evilly spend zero#time working on my fic bc im too evil to give a shit abt anything ever
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endeavor you piece of shit cocksucker im gonna rip you to shreds
#i cannot stand him i cannot stand him someone stop me before i end up on the news#.txt#bnha#anyway. gives rei dabi shouto fuyumi and natsuo big disgusting kisses on the foreheads. ALL OF YOU DESERVED BETTER#horikoshi when i get you#im so mad for the todorokis (the normal ones) i wish endeavor had died. and i wish he had died in pain#also worried about toga#if she dies im gonna actually fly to japan and commit an international crime#piece of shit manga
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Got into work today and immediately tripped off of the stage while making direct eye contact with the head of events.
The head of events: Don’t worry, nobody saw that
(Everyone in the room is actively staring at me)
#im gonna die guys#i want to commit a crime#mornings should be illegal#I really don’t want to listen to this event for the fourth time#im not sure i can handle hearing the keynote speaker talk about how stress is actually good for you and wont kill you early#supposedly stress is good for you as long as you just ✨believe✨ it’s good for you
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fuck you bailey
#im actually so annoyed rn ugh#gamer rage#ur not even gonna give me the chance to duke it out huh!#i need to start fucking avery every week i GUESS#which my ego can barely take#and being at the spa everyday after school...#i need to commit more crimes actually#cause i got 5k after blackmailing the headmistress lol#...sigh#degrees of lewdity
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YOOOOO BIRTHDAY TIME!!
BIRTHDAY TIME!!!!!!!!
#my post#caps#my asks#what crimes can i commit now that im 21#well no its actually the opposite right i can actually commit Less crimes technically#what crimes SHOULD i commit now that im 21#OH GOD IM OLD ENOUGH TO TEACH SOMEONE HOW TO DRIVE. IM GONNA HAVE TO TEACH MY SISTER HOW TO DRIVE. OH NO
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It feels so perverse having access to like over 100 companies bank information and addresses, sometimes I think about what would happen if I went all Mr robot on them all because part of me thinks it could be fun
#pls I'm not actually gonna do it don't call any one on me#i just#fun 😖#:')#I don't commit crime i swear#my brother says im exactly like what's her name#uh in the show#darlene or something whatever her name is
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I'm going on a 4 day trip today and it's 6am, I slept for 4 hours and I'm gonna be on the road with 17yo toddlers for another 6 hours or so.
How's your day going?
#help im going insane#im actually gonna commit a crime if anyone gets too noisy in that bus#i need sleep
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how it feels when I'm serious for once and I realize
#Mood atm crashout#Expect insane posts tonight#im actually gonna burn smth down and commit crime rig another trap#Actually that last one is Amanda core#I'm Amanda tonight
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voting is insane. theres these two people on the ballot who have nearly identical stances on everything and I've been trying for weeks now to figure out which I prefer and its just about impossible
#no one actually comes out qnd says their actual policies they all use buzzwords like#'im committed to finding solutions to address the housing crisis'#and 'public safety is a top concern. we need to address the root causes of crime and ensure our streets are safe'#like yeah everyone agrees w that but are you gonna sign off on bills to increase policing and harshen jail sentences#or do you mean we need to actually improve mental healthcare and disarm police and implement restorative justice#are you using buzzwords like 'rampant retail theft' to signal that youre tough on crime or are you just acknowledging the problem?#i talk
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vermin mention in the tags bc I'm too anxious to sleep sorry folks!
#im so fucking mad im so mad and like. i like creatures and am cool with them when they are outside my home#but there was a MOUSE in my ROOM i SAW IT i did not INVITE IT IN i am ALREADY STRESSED and i DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW#and i cannot get traps because it is ONE IN THE MORNING and i cannot sleep because WHAT IF IT GOES ON MY BED WHEN I AM NOT LOOKING#what if everything is bad and terrible actually and i have committed a HEINOUS MORAL CRIME by allowing this to happen what if i have DONE#SOMETHING to invite this hell what if my roommate gets SO MAD when they wake up what if i DIE i already have other fucking shit i need to do#AAAAAAAAAAGH im gonna be up all fucking night now fuck this. i hate this. i hate myself. im flinging myself into the sun.#if i catch this motherfucker running around again not deceased im going to burst into tears.#yes i recognize i am not being rational right now. no i do not care
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