#Im not actually gonna commit a hate crime

[magicinverse]

If I see one more person saying " Why does he go to dungeons if he has lag?" I'm gonna commit a hate crime, do you just want him to not play?

He does btw reduce the quantity of dungeons he goes to, because ccRoier LOVES this kind of stuff, but he doesn't do it as often because of his lag and because of the eggs but he HAS to play!!! Sometimes there are missions that make him go and sometimes he just wants to play fucking Minecraft

[s0fter-sin]

thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage

you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out

"i'm calling shepherd"

his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books: to go up the chain. that goes against everything we've seen him do. he bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns

he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer. there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends

nothing's happened yet

it doesn't have to go this way

but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy

he doesn't hesitate

it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from

only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat

and somewhere along the line, between civilians’ screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for

"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"

he's learned the price of trust

just like ghost did

but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath

"good advice, It"

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

im SICK IN THE HEAD im going to KILL EVERYONE i was born filled with RAGE and A THIRST FOR BLOOD and NOBODY CAN SAVE ME

[waterbearable]

vermin mention in the tags bc I'm too anxious to sleep sorry folks!

[azulpitlane]

epilogue l fc43

epilogue for we can't be friends💘: in which you are coparenting with franco while he's still trying everything to prove his love for you

part one, part two

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francolapinto amazing, gorgeous, perfect😍 oh and lucia is there too

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alexpriv get his ass

francolapinto WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG ARGGHHH

alexpriv so nice and peaceful like why would a man be there

francolapinto 😐

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user no caption or anything like okay!

user idk why this being posted with no context is sending me

user OMG A Y/N SIGHTING

user i thought y/n went public for a second

alexpriv mine

francolapinto 😡

user how does she look so good postpartum omg

yourusername ?

francolapinto you just looked beautiful here

user awww this is actually soo cute (whens it gonna be my turn😔)

user franco's loverboy era, thought id never see the day

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alexpriv WE MUST STAY FOCUSED BROTHERS WE MUST STAY FOCUSED

alexpriv REMEMBER ALL THE EVIL CRIMES HE COMMITTED

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alexpriv ill be honest and give him SOME credit (even though its physically hurting me) but i do think hes sorry too. that doesnt mean you have to forgive if you dont want to though

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yourusername then he proceeded to invite me to the abu dhabi gp😭

alexpriv um what

yourusername he said i deserved a small break and offered to fly me out, have someone watch lucia, and just let me relax. like we used to.

alexpriv ugh. thats actually really thoughtful. i hate thats hes being a decent human rn

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francolapinto p3. nice way to end the season🏆

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user bro knew he had to show out in front of his girl

user was this masterclass fueled by y/n's presence be honest

user love how all these comments are about y/n

user you guys are so cute, im following you home🤣

user do you guys need a nanny, i volunteer

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alexpriv this looks like a date night outfit...

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user i honestly could tell since high school this was how it was gonna end

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francolapinto my favorite girls

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user arghaghfgh someone tell baby y/n and franco that they now have a baby of their own

user WAIT HE FINALLY CONFIRMED THE BABYS GENDER AWW

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user my parasocial relationship with these two is getting out of hand cause why did i tear up of the thought of them raising a baby together

user the way it was suppose to end🥹 so cute

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[nemisuki]

𐔌 ✧.* ᴘɪxᴇʟꜱ .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

ꜱʏɴᴏᴘꜱɪꜱ || Only he could be needy in minecraft!

᧔o᧓ || katsuki bakugo x f!reader, she/her pronouns, pure fluff, no smut or angst, short oneshot, dating au, he’s just a lil guy, cute foreshadowing, 391 word count

"What the fuck do you think 'yur doing?"

His gaze breaks away from the computer screen, only to glare back at you — currently snuggled up in his bed, underneath the plush blankets — returning his look with confusion.

Clearly caught off guard by his sudden mood switch, you slowly lower your phone in response.

"Huh— doing what?"

The blonde scoffs, looking at you as if you just committed a crime if not worse.

He spins back around to face the screen, his minecraft avatar sprinting over to your own.

"Why'd you place ya' bed over here and not beside mines, stupid?"

You couldn't hold it in and immediately bursted into laughter.

Only causing him to destroy your in-game bed with a grunt, walking away to place it beside his with a frown.

"What's so damn funny, hah?!"

"N-nothing! You're just cute is all."

You can see the way his shoulders tense from afar — not daring to turn around and meet your teasing gaze — and you knew he must be blushing like a schoolgirl right about now.

Who would've thought he'd be so clingy even in a game?

"I'm not cute, shuddup! Just hurry up and sleep, woman!"

You couldn't stop the giggles, moving your character to lay beside his. Your [fav color] and orange beds squished against each other, and according to him, the only way to sleep in minecraft.

With that, it successfully completes their first night.

It didn't take long for him to get decorating while you went mining, safe to say, it was both surprising — and incredibly impressive — to see the whole house fully refurbished so realistically.

You were a little confused on all the questions he asked though — asking your preferences on every room and design choice — as if trying to understand something greater.

"Oi, do you prefer an open kitchen?"

Your brows furrow with contemplation.

"Hm? Actually yeah, I hate when houses feel cramped, how come?"

He shrugs.

"Nothing much."

It was indeed something much.

Because much to your shock, many years later, you'd be surprised to see just how much the house he built — in real life — would resemble that silly home you both worked on back in highschool.

And yes, he made sure to have an open kitchen.

Guess he got his wish of you sleeping beside him, only this time, in the same bed.

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ᴀ/ɴ ||| sorry my posting schedule has been weird lately u guys [and for the short works]! im rlly trying to focus on the bkg birthday fic, which is gonna be the next work I post so fyi (੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ ɴᴇxᴛ ꜰɪᴄ ||| katsuki bakugo x f!reader (fluff) ᴛᴀɢꜱ ||| @leleyro @zaiban2989 @qyuin @sunnyalmighty — ໒꒰ྀི ´๑  ̫๑`  ꒱ྀིა

[witchthewriter]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

From this poll, this series is born!

a/n: the dragons are able to shift into human-like beings. Taking 'bonded' to a whole other meaning.

This whole post is 18+. No minors. 🧿

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ

𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑬:

graphic picture ahead -

In the days of Old Valyria Blood Magic was used to create the dragons species by a dragon hybrid choosing a mate. The hybrid had to be in a morphing form into his dragon form. Therefore, creating the dragon spirit that would fill the womb of his human mate.

・Hot-headed, overprotective and showing his animalistic side...always... like a dog with a bone, he will not let anyone touch you, nay; he will not let anyone even look at you too long.

・You often think that the human part of his shift could come out more prominantly, but it just doesn't.

・You do have to remind him that he isn't allowed to kill anyone in his path, that there are rules in human society that are vastly different to the ones in dragon culture.

"Bloody ridiculous, all of it."

・In human form, it's too obvious he isn't human. (Well, yes that is the same with the rest of those who can dragon-shift, but Caraxes cannot let go of his dragon side while human like the others can). It doesn't help that his eyes seem to glow all the time, on his face are tattooed runes from Old Valyria, long thick red hair, darkened lips, pointed ears and extremely large and obvious horns protruding from his head.

・Oh and he was the tallest man you had ever seen

・Standing at 7 feet tall, you thought Westeros had in fact been overrun by some sort of alien creature.

・But no. All dragonshifters are over 6'5 feet. Any less and they are considered still in childhood.

・The first time you saw his human form, you thought he was the most handsome being you had ever laid eyes on.

・A flurry of words that constantly contradicted one another: graceful yet aggressive, mysterious yet direct, there was a pull to him. A pull so ancient that you thought you might die if you didn't follow it.

・And Caraxes was used to ancient authority (he actually hates authority) but still...he knew he needed to listen this time.

・Still an outsider as a human - but he doesn't care, not when he has you.

・He knows how to do Valyrian braids, and loves when you sit on a pillow in front of him while he sits behind you. Humming, which turns to singing - an Old Valyrian one that only mates sing to one another.

・Loves giving you gifts; absolutely showers you in them.

・Caraxes is a shifty, silver-tongued character who is also a big dumbass once he's not playing into the intimidation role

・CONSTANTLY LOYAL AND WILL SQUARE UP TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE.

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊���𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

"Caraxes, No." (You) x "...Caraxes Yes..." (Him)

Commits crimes (Caraxes) x Accessory to crimes (You)

Tough on the Outside, Soft on the Inside Kinda (Caraxes) x The Top (You)

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

Challenging Social Conventions

Soulmates

Saw You, Instantly Decided You Were His.

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

The Devil & the Daughter by Daniel Pemberton

To Bring You My Love by PJ Harvey

The Sails of Charon by the Scorpions

𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 No one under the age of 18 past this point, makes me feel weird if you read it.

・Caraxes loves to hear your moans, especially when it's his name. He wants it loud, louder, louder. Pouding into you, drunk on your body.

・Then he ends up being just as loud - and then he gets so absorbed by you that he cannot make a comprehensive sentence

・His favourite positions are the ones where you're closest.

・"Just like that, keep going. Keep going beautiful."

・Caraxes loves praise, both giving it and receiving it. He does feel lonely; he would never admit it verbally. But ends up showing it in different ways. Such as this.

𝑺𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

"you're so tiny and i dont want to lose control." (Caraxes) and "idc and im gonna taunt you until you break and ruin all my holes" (You)

Breeding Kink

Cockwarming - whines when he can't be inside you. Only you've heard his whines. I swear he would kill anyone else if they heard it.

art credit: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9w5Gd2PiFM/

A/N: This is all my own headcanons and ideas, it's not canon - George hasn't released a lot about how blood magic works, or how the dragons came to be. So I'm ... taking creative liberties. If you have a different opinion then that's cool too!

[seokmn]

chapter 02.

wc: 0.5k words

“cmonnn!” you pushed chan’s shoulder slightly, “tell me just one more time!”

chan chuckled and shook his head, “why do you always want me to tell you how i started to like you? i’ve already told you that like 7 times!”

“is it a crime to want to hear over and over again how the love of your life fell in love with you, lee chan?”, the boy laughed out loud, “actually, it is a crime”

you stood up and turned around to walk away, but chan took you by the hand and looked up at you with a smile on his face, his laughter dying down. “where do you think youre going?”

“to the police station, im gonna tell the police officer to arrest me because apparently im committing a crime!”

“come here…” he chuckled softly while pulling you closer, letting a happy sigh when you sat down next to him. chan placed his arm around your shoulder, “okay, ill tell you once again”

your pouty face changed to a happy one almost immediately, you sat straight and looked at him with shiny eyes, waiting for him to start talking.

“when i first landed my eyes on you i’ve already found you attractive, but i actually got interest in you when i said to the class i wanted to become an idol and some people laughed at me, but you stood up for me and told me i had potential to be one. ever since that day, i wanted to become closer to you, you started to shine in my eyes…” he sighed, “but someone wanted to play hard to get”

“i wasnt playing hard to get! i simply didnt want you” you lied, already knowing that he knows its a lie. he always caught you staring at him, whispering to your friends’ ear while looking at him and blushing a little bit everytime he tried to flirt with you. “whatever you say, princess”

“but it was worth all the hard working, wasnt it?”

“of course it was! but thank god you dont know how to be nonchalant, because if you succeed in acting nonchalant about me trying to make you mine id have moved on”, chan’s words made you fake gasp, you placed your hand on your chest and pretended to be offended, “are you trying to say that im a terrible actress and that there was a possibility you wouldnt fight for me? your life would be miserable!”

“yours too, youd think every single about how ruined the chance of having something with me and then id have to deal with me literally everywhere once i had fame” he booped your nose and laughed at the sight of you pouting, “dont pout, it makes you look way too kissable”

you somehow pouted even more, making him laugh and give you a quick kiss on your pouty lips.

“come on, ill buy you an ice cream and take you home. its getting late, i dont want your parents to hate me”

“nah, they could never hate you”

“i know, but i love when you say that”

HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS

yn and chan date since their freshman year and are truly high school sweethearts, but will chan’s dream of becoming an idol get between their relationship?

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[dovveri]

okay sorry guys this is my rant page now (it always has been) but just saw a tiktok that was like “ppl that are like thank god i didnt stan them! or this is why i dont stan bgs! are weird asf” (posted by a twice tiktokker)

lemme say it rq: THANK GOD I DONT STAN BGS

bcs i know all of yall trembling in ur boots rn terrified your favs name is gonna come up on that list of 200 tmr and yk why ur scared? BCS U DONT KNOW THESE PEOPLE. bcs they very well could end up on that list and i cant believe this has to be said again like was burning sun not enough to make people realise we dont know anything about these idols?

i can see them posting that bcs they want ppl to focus on the victims but lemme just say i can make that statement, feel terrible for the victims, AND worry about what other unnamed victims there are bcs there are definitely more and the perpetrators are part of boy groups. so yes thank god i dont stan an alleged rapist. its giving the “not all men” argument all over again but again! WE DONT KNOW THESE MEN and YOU know that bcs ur terrified rn.

and then people in the comments saying ur ggs arent safe too and bringing up hyuna as an example.

im not defending hyuna but hyuna gets the hate she does bcs she is dating someone who WAS involved in these sorts of scandals. its not comparable. you arent going to see ggs getting caught in these scandals bcs the worst theyll get is bullying scandals and scandals about their love lives and dating people who actually committed these crimes. so yes actually ggs ARE safe bcs no one is going to come out saying a female idol raped them as a 12 year old and has harassed them for 6 years since. using this scandal to bring down women along with taeil is pathetic and misogynistic and bg stans rly need to decentre men from their lives before they start hurting other women for their opinions (the victims)

[celeste-the-witch]

Me: I'm a girl

"Terfs" aka Misogynists pretending to be feminists: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE A GIRL! IM GONNA ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A DISGUSTING PERVERT WHO CONSTANTLY COMMITS HEINOUS CRIMES DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOURE ACTUALLY MORE LIKELY TO BE THE VICTIM OF SAID CRIMES THEN CIS WOMEN ARE AND WHEN YOU MENTION THAT FACT ILL PRETEND YOURE CRAZY AND MAKING IT UP EVEN THOUGH I KNOW ITS TRUE BECAUSE IM ONLY DOING THIS TO PUT DOWN OTHER WOMEN IN A WAY THAT DOESNT CAUSE AS MANY PEOPLE TO HATE ME BECAUSE I CAN CLAIM THEY ARENT REAL WOMEN SO IT SHOULDNT COUNT AND DOING THAT MAKES MISOGYNISTIC MEN LIKE ME AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL VALIDATED AS A PERSON AND IM TOTALLY THE NORMAL ONE HERE DESPITE SAYING ALL THIS BLATANTLY FALSE SHIT AND CAUSING IMMENSE SUFFERING TO MY FELLOW WOMEN!!!!

Me: *sigh*

[kookidough]

random rant about tbp tiktok cause i’m actually Sick of it at this point💆‍♀️💆‍♀️ these issues probably exist Outside of tiktok as well but i only ever see them on there so thats the platform i’m gna talk about

before you read i just wanna say warning for mentions of sa!!!!!

first of all i dont want to jump straight into the serious shit so the unoriginality is actually INSANE like ive been seeing the same jokes since 2022, can we Please get something funnier than “griffin does gymnastics / is a ceiling fan” 😭 the amount of times recently i’ll see a tbp tiktok and then get someone copying the idea and making the Same exact post like 3 scrolls later is insane like Pls can we be original Pls this movie is so sad i need something to laugh at

outside of being totally unoriginal some of the jokes tend to be Really Fucking Disgusting like straight up joking about assault, i shouldn’t even have to explain that thats not funny in the slightest?? this one person made a bunch of really gross ones and kept blocking people who called them out in the comment section, my friend had to dm them Several times and all they did was take down one post, the rest are still up with a ton of views :/ i know its like shock humour or dark humour or whatever but i dont see the ‘funny’ side of a grown man forcing himself onto a child and i think if youre laughing at that you should sit down and ask yourself why you think thats so funny.. people in the comments are always like “i shouldn’t laugh” so they Know its wrong as well which just ugh the whole thing just really gets on my nerves

another thing that gets on my nerves is the lack of media literacy and straight up spreading misinformation, maybe on the media literacy part i’m just a hater but i see so many questions being asked or theories being posed when all of the things mentioned were… literally answered in the movie?? “whats up with finney and gwen’s mother” it’s literally said in the movie that she has the same ability as gwen and she killed herself bc of it, next question, “why was max so interested in finding the missing boys” maybe because he was a coked up conspiracy theorist who saw a serious crime happening in his brother’s area so he decided to be a genuine concerned citizen who wanted these boys to be found💀 “why did the grabber kill max” because he had evidence of the highly awful crimes he’d been committing and was about to let his latest victim free?? the list goes on and on but those r the main ones i see all the time

as for the misinformation. Ough. it annoys me So much this is a hill i will die on😭 i dont know if its people’s half-baked theories or personal headcanons that just got way out of hand but i see so much stuff being spread that just Isnt true, it gets spread so far that when you google these things it appears as true when its not which is annoying !!! i actually was gonna make an entire rant about one theory in particular that pisses me off so bad but i can fit it in here alongside my list of “other theories presented as facts that i Absolutely Despise”

first theory, the one i was gonna make an entire post over, is the theory that vance is the grabber’s son. if i see one more tiktok of those two with that marina and the diamonds song im going to fucking lose it😭 i have no idea where people got this from but its so fucking popular that it comes up on google and i Hate it, i think it comes from the fact that in gwen’s dream sequence, which, might i add, WAS A DREAM, it looks like the police drop vance off outside the grabber’s house and he goes inside there, which… apparently automatically makes them related…?? it takes like one ounce of media literacy to realise that Obviously he’d be getting dropped off at his own house in real life, but as a ghost he’s centred on the place he died and is showing that house to gwen in her dreams, like how every other ghost shows that house to her. awful theory awful take i hate it, if its ur personal headcanon sorry but i do Not fw that

the other theories i have like. not much to say about other than the fact that they’re Not true, i see a lot of stuff about griffin for some reason? the number tends to change but a lot of ppl say “he was kept in the basement for 4 years” like . Huh. where is your proof???? i know the missing posters are insanely unreliable but if you literally read them griffin went missing on april 2nd and billy went missing on may 4th so highly likely griffin was only in the basement for like. a month at most, no idea where ppl are pulling 4 years out of💀 i also see people say griffin has broken legs or a broken back Just because of the first scene where we see him doing a backbend but . if that was the case then he wouldnt be able to stand with the other ghosts when they show gwen the house, i think the backbend was just the position he died in and thats why he first appeared that way to finney but Hey thats just my opinion! last two i have like no rants over but just. firstly people saying robin never made it to the basement for some reason but clearly he did otherwise his ghost would not be down there with the rest of them😭 secondly the theory that vance was kept there the longest “because he’s the most feminine” which. just makes absolutely zero sense to me whatsoever idk whos random headcanon got popularised but i dont like it

okay getting serious again, while this one does not make me angry its like. just really weird to me? i think its common knowledge at this point that both the book and the movie are inspired heavily by the john wayne gacy case, with the grabber literally being inspired by john wayne gacy himself (you Cannot argue with me on this one its literally confirmed and theres a boatload of evidence supporting it). i guess its natural to see people making comparisons between the movie and the case because of the inspiration but i’ve seen Several videos recently of people taking photos of jwg victims and putting them next to tbp characters and saying thats who theyre inspired by and i think thats . Really coming across as insensitive i cant lie😭 we know the grabber was inspired by jwg and its heavily thought that billy was inspired by johnny gosch but theres not much about the others and i think its just really distasteful to compare real life murder victims to fictional horror characters just to get views/likes on tiktok, it comes across as insanely disrespectful to me but idk i havent seen anyone else talking about it so i might just be being sensitive

last thing that really really bothers me is grabber simps. while i do see it on tiktok i see it on here, tumblr, most often and its… so odd to me…. like why are you thirsting over the paedophilic serial killer… so so strange to me… i want to see art and character analysis and silly little posts about all the characters but every time i open the tbp tag i’m jumpscared by someones weird ass grabber x reader oneshot and its SO GROSS get that shit away from me😭😭😭😭 also saw this one girl on tiktok one time whos literal entire account was dedicated to the grabber and she defended this by saying the sa in the movie was “just a theory” which is so victim blamey girl i do not trust you there is so much evidence for it in the movie, again w the media literacy point, just because something isnt directly shown to you doesnt mean it isnt shown in other subtler ways… anyway i get if people like the grabber as a villain but actually like. loving him and thirsting over him is weird as fuck to me

so um ya the fandom is a trainwreck can we go back to there being like 3 of us please and thank u. if you actually read all this then Wow thank you its literally just me being chronically online and ranting about stuff that doesn’t matter in the real world at all

[dundeey-art]

Had no thoughts about prowl. the majority of the fandom thinks he's an asshole and they either hate him for it or love him for it.

So I read the entire wreckers saga for Verity initially, but you know what? Prowl really stood out to me. I wanted to see more of him, so I read the issues he was in and I truly don't understand where the whole "prowl is an asshole" came from, yes he does some bad stuff (so does everyone else) but i interpreted this as a means to an end.. i think he's always thinking about the future and the end of the war, and his actions reflect that. I'm pretty sure he even mentioned that he "has to make tough decisions for a better tomorrow" but don't quote me on that

I think trying to moralize anyone in the IDW comics is a bad idea LOL, love them as they are (￣ー￣)ｂ

I find it really interesting how prowl is like.. public enemy #1 in the fandom when there are others who are worse and get so much love. LIKE RODIMUS OH MY GOD DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED. He annoyed me so much while reading MTMTE. Seriously, the way everyone babygirl-ifies him and never talks about his wrongs, you'd swear rodimus is a pretty decent guy. He's infuriating, painfully immature, and egotistical, and those traits get people killed. Like at some point, he ignores advice from ultra magnus because he's petty, and it ends up a disaster... I'm not even gonna touch on his horrible friendship with drift.

I dunno how this turned into a rodimus rant (；ω；) BUT ANYWAY!! prowl is pretty incredible, and i didn't know for such a long time because of the fandom's mischaracterization of him.

— dream (*＾3＾)/～☆

holy fucking based...

YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!!

indeed, if you just read the material, you'll see that prowl is wildly misinterpreted and exaggerated by the fandom. personally i like rodimus, but what you said is true. almost every character in IDW has committed terrible crimes, but those get excused or overlooked way more than prowl's do. prowl supposedly being the biggest war criminal in the story is a joke that gets boring really quickly.

its most likely about more than just his actions, though. i think prowl's personality puts people off. like hes a bit too unfriendly, not cute or quirky enough. but i like prowl, he's one of the few i can actually tolerate. but i guess thats just not the popular opinion. really, though, i think people that genuinely think prowl is an asshole are annoying. we probably wouldnt get along irl.

personality aside, i genuinely think prowl is an incredibly admirable character. he's like the anti-hero to me. it's clearly shown in his actions and motivations. far from the antagonist that some people claim he is.

im so glad you read it for yourself to come to your own conclusion and gained all this insight! thank you for sharing!!

[darthbecky726]

daredevil born again 1x08

daredevil born again spoilers below!! heres my live episode thoughts!

why are we circling around a roseeeeee

is this gonna be foggys funeral?? oh no its prison thats interesting

POINDEXTER WHEN I CATCH YOUR BUM ASS FUCKING DEX I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOURE ABOUT TO GET OUT ON GOOD BEHAVIOR

I CANT BELIEVE I LET MYSELF FORGET WHO THE VILLAIN IS THIS WHOLE TIME I SWEAR

gen pop??? why?!?!!!!

i really love this theme song like actually

im watching this episode so late tonight, its like 2245 and usually i watch it as soon as it releases but i was finishing watching the game changer season 7 premier so

fisk and fucking red hook. vanessa is fed the fuck up lmao

for someone who cant enjoy the view, matty sure spends a lot of time staring out his window

woah this shaky camera

matt and his defense of daredevil lmao

not fucking fake wesley what

fisk and his fucking murder dungeon OH HE BROUGHT VANESSA HERE adams hair is so much longer than it has been woah

and of course vanessas pissed at wilson what did he think would come of this? but then again he is in the midst of breakdown

matt and his perception omg how did fisk know but then again how could he not matt, you flung yourself across town in broad fucking daylight to save her

ooooooh the girls are fightingggg doesnt she know about matt and fisks public history at least??? he was the attorney who locked him up!!!

like seriously how did wilson see this going

his face at "guest" lmaooo

WOAH SHE SHOT HIM VANESSA YOURE SO INSANE IM OBSESSED WITH YOUUUU

well good, im glad we finally dont have fucking adam lurking over the show anymore

oohhhh i love kirsten so muchhhh get his ass

ohhhh matts about to CRASH OUTTTTT dex needs to not go anywhere fucking near matt i swear to god

i can almost hear the buzzing from dex's head in matts

i would love to know what fucking numbers these bitches are pulling from lmao how is vigilante crime down 30% how high has it been that killing muse brought it down like that??? theres like 6 vigilantes??? is that what youre telling me?? someone else please do that math for me i cant do math

this guys a douchebag lmao this takedown is gonna be satisfying

i love when matt hates a bitch i really do

does kirsten not know about daredevil?? i love the dichotomy, theres a reason matt cant stay away from either part of himself

JOSIESSSS JOSIE????

shes been thinking about reopening?? wahhhhhhh

cherry!! ok ive been seeing on tiktok that people dont like cherry?? i like him! i think hes a good soundboard for matt! hes not brett but i do like him

matt needs some church fr

foggy only drank o'melvanys when hes celebrating! matt really is putting all the pieces together

not josie noticing matt wasnt using his cane! and cherrys plausible deniability lmao

does dex know matts daredevil?? hes got to

matt saying sweatheart??? hoooo boy

I NEED FRANK BACK HERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW dex knows exactly what hes doing to matt

WOAH MATT DONT YOU THINK THERES CAMERAS IN THERE MAYBE???

daniel im telling you to stop bb get far far away from this man im begging you

im not paying attention but i wouldnt be surprised if theres a fuckton of cameos in this party scene

awwww matt she straightened her hair for this you better show up!!

what is this music playing literally huh theyre so the drama lmao

AAAAAAND HERE COMES THE PRISON BREAK

oh i like the purple lighting thats very comics the buzzing is backkkkk

bullseyes about to crash another fisk party huh

not vanessa being a girls girl to heather

dex and his fucking playing dress up istg first the daredevil cosplay and now prison guard chic

"i think we worked it out" GIRL YOU COMMITTED HOMICIDE TOGETHER

matthew!! oh the organ music crescendoing when matt and fisk notice each other!!!!!

also matt your head doing the fucking twitching thing is hilarious when youre trying to convince someone in front of you youre listening to them lmao shes watching you zone out baby

this guys a vigilante?? clearly i need to read more comics lmao who is this man

fisk and his fucking task force

who takes covert pictures with the flash on what the hell

these fucking corrupt cops i swear oh good the commissioner i cant wait for him to do jack fucking shit

yeah fisk this empire is crumbling at the base of the walls on the inside of your building the commissioner is gonna go above your fucking head about this task force bullshit even if it gets him murdered

bb i need you to please get the fucking scoop!!! ohhh how the turntables!! ive been waiting for someone to mention ben urich

although if fisk sees bb talking to the commissioner hes gonna have them both fucking killed

matt you sound paranoid but i know youre not i need this to happen uninterrupted but i know it wont

that was dramatic i love it vanessa for sure saw matt coming and put the breaks on that confrontation

also vanessa being the only one wearing a color at the black and white ball and the color is blood red......

matt youre so dramatic i love you throwing the cane i love it

oooooh i cant tell if matts actually hearing fisk taunt him or if hes hallucinating as hes been known to do

HES HEREEEEEEE HERE COMES BULLSEYEEEEE if karen were here hed go "hello karen" right now

oh fisk knows matts listening

IT WAS HERRRRRRRR OH HE CONFRONTED HER AND SHE TRIED TO ESCAPE ITTTTT

OHHHH THE LIGHTINGGGGG THE PURPLEEEEE

HES GONNA KILL HEATHER JUST LIKE HE KILLED FOGGY!!! OR HES GONNA KILL VANESSA

and matts not paying any attention at all

GET HIS ASS VANESSA

oh mattyyyyyyy its gonna be too late

WHOS HE GONNA GETTTTTTT HE GOT MATT WHAT THE FUCK

HE WAS AIMING FOR FISK AND MATT JUMPED IN FRONT??? MATTHEWWW YOU KNOW HES WEARING BODY ARMOR!!!!!!

AND THE LIGHTING!!!! THE RED!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TANG DYNASTY CANNIBALISM?? /gen /that sounds so interesting /pls ignore if you don't feel like talking about this

Oh ho im always down to chat about history. I actually cant name any specific instance of tang dynasty cannibalism, since my knowledge of chinese history stops after 300 CE, but in general the cultural attitude towards cannibalism has been fairly pragmatic. It's not considered a moral event-horizon you can't return from. Of course, every society has instances survival cannibalism, e.g. you’re under siege/ theres a famine/ some other infinitely nuanced circumstance. But outside of actually history, cannibalism shows up in basically every single story. Not even as a major plot point it’s just there.

Take the 4 great classics:

Romance of the three kingdoms: a hunter kills his wife and uses her flesh to feed the virtuous Liu Bei. This is framed as a noble and selfless act. bonus autocannibalism; Xiahou Dun eats his own eyeball due to *checks notes* filial piety.

Water Margin: i cant remember the name of this guy, but there was this inkeeper who was killing passerbys and feeding them to the guests. He joins the main lineup of heroes. This is never brought up again.

Journey to the west: every demon wants to eat the Tang Monk’s flesh to gain immortality. Happens every 10 pages. Not technically cannibalism by the standard definition but it is a) consumption of human flesh and b) they are humanoid/are embodiments of human vice. So im gonna count it. my blog my rules.

Dream of the red chamber: havent read it and at this point im afraid to ask.

Historical tidbit: Lingchi (death by slow cuts) was sometimes followed up by selling the person's flesh to the crowd, either as medicine, or if the person had committed a particularly egregious crime, it was a way for the people to show their hatred. The phrase "the people want to eat your flesh" is a byword for "they fucking hate you, dude." though this is more to do with desecration of a corpse than the actual consumption, because if a body is destroyed, the spirit will not be whole in the afterlife.

followers feel free to chime in!

[deathdetermineslife]

im new to this community and I want to make an account for my f/o and I but I know he's not necessarily a good person and I'm scared of what people might say about us :') do you have any tips or words for me?

I had a really long response typed out but I realized that it made no sense bc I'm on a benadryl bc allergies so instead ill say this (hopefully this is simple and makes sense)

i obviously have no idea who your f/o is and what crimes they've committed. as in, like, I draw the line at sex and hate crimes. and child abuse and shit like that. given how u worded this tho I'm assuming ur f/o just does like. evil villain things like kill ppl that stand in their way or to benefit their goal or whatever. and to that I just say u can't let things bother u. I mean I've been active on this account in selfship Tumblr for like. not quite a year and I've have ppl say all sorts of shit to me about my husband and u just gotta not give a fuck.

life is beautiful whenever u realize that u actually can just not care about things. I'm not the greatest person to ask about this because. well. I'm probably one of the few that just decided one day "you know I'm gonna stop caring what people think of me" and then just. did that. I no longer gaf. I've been through way to much to care what anyone or especially Tumblr users think of me

there's my shit advice. huzzuh.

[yesterdaysnewts]

so i just finished the first season of house md and let me say

your attachment to wilson is understandable, that man has the biggest brownest eyes ive ever seen

house on the other hand has the scariest blue eyes known to man pls buy her brown contact lenses

i actually like cameron x house i would potentially like to see more of that she is a very nice contrast to house and i rlly want to see that dynamic explored even though the season 1 finale did make it pretty clear that hes still in love with stacey

speaking of which im looking forward to seeing how her presence in the hospital shakes things up

im very glad they got rid of vogler or whatever his name was i had vivid hallucinations of punching him in the face repeatedly everytime he was on screen

i want to find out what the deal with foreman is. he has matching shows with house. he hates homeless people. he committed a crime at 16. he broke into a patients house to figure out how to comfort her while she died. literally who is this man i need to knowwwww

that brings me to chase. i cant figure him out either, first hes a brown nose to house, then hes snitching on him every chance he gets, he doesnt need to money but he wants his job, he is somehow to coolest person in this show and the lamest, he wears a leather jecket and looks like he belongs in a pantene commerical. hes my favourite

also i want it to be actually brought up that house plays piano? like in the first season there are 4 seperate times he plays piano (tho he only mimes playing it one time so technically only three)

GOD this show i cant believe i didnt watch it sooner

wilson really does have the most wettest biggest brownest eyes i have ever seen and it makes him so scrunkly i need to put him in a bag and bash that bag into a brick wall

and yea houses eyes are fucking terrifying and the worse thing is that someone on a discord server once edited him to have brown eyes and somehow it was scarier

also you are like the first person ive seen express a like for cameron x house so honestly god speed for that but you do bring up some banging fucking points

live laugh love stacey that is really all i have to say to that her and house have such a good juicy relationship

fun fact vogler only exists because fox wanted someone to like oppose house and that so the writers threw him in and in process made chase a dickhead (still bbg tho)

also FOREMAN, god i love him so much like mans presents himself as like 'oh smart doctor, id want this man to be my doctor' but then as the show progresses you just end up looking at him like 'what happened here'. in s3 you do properly start to see how he parallels house and it is scrumptious top tier telly and, like chase, he is a fucking dickhead. and the car thing as well cos like he goes on about how he pulled himself out of that but then you watch and he clings to normalcy and making something of himself its brilliant

and the shit himself chase. i find it so fucking funny how his first name is robert like he does not fucking look like a robert. and his relationship with house like fucking hell, you can tell chase is desperately trying to separate himself from his actual dad and by doing that he clung onto his work and especially house in an attempt to do that.

also 'he wears a leather jacket and looks like he belongs in a pantene commercial. he is my favourite' speaks for itself cause yeag.

unfortunately i don't actually think its bought up that house can play piano later on but you do get to see him play other instruments which is fun cause hugh laurie is a really good musician and im so happy they gave house interests outside of just medicine

happy watching the show is gonna make you go just a bit insane