#im just here for a laff

[bosspigeon]

doing important things on my lunch break

[puckpocketed]

Just found out we may be aihl enemies, very sad(let’s hope the north stars are better than my other sports teams bc the track record is bad). Hoping praying and begging I will actually manage to watch a game this weekend. aihl spam will be incoming if I do. Hope you’re having fun and doing well!!

I HAVE NO ENEMIES !!!! <3 Seriously, call it naive but... I don't see myself getting truly vicious about sports. I came to this country and grew up on mateship and fairness and sportsmanship, it's in my BONES. And. you've seen me watch the NHL... I think I could become pretty fond of every AIHL team. Friendly rivalries are always fun though, I hope we can have some of that!!

IM READY FOR YOU TO JOIN ME AS A BEAT REPORTER IN THE AIHL TAG!! you'll notice if you go in there its. well. wall-to-wall puckpocketed posts and one (1) post by sregnarkroywen!!

[bug4932]

[boxwinebaddie]

an uncle nina check in <3

hi team! thanks for sticking around! i know my blog isn't always the most exciting and enriching place in the world in terms of content, but i am very /content/ to have you all here. <3333

i promise, oddly enough, i have A TON of inspiration and ideas for all my weird styles ( if you're curious about anything please lmk! i've been trying to flesh out my aus out lately ), i've just been in a major bummer depression era lately, so it's hard for me to get my asks done and i'm having a hard time committing to finishing my writing. :<

i think it's because of stress and my bipolar, but i am trying to get back on the horse! ( are we all laughing at the idea of me trying to get on a horse? i'd start crying help city girl fail moment for me ) yeehaw!

and while, unfortunately due to the instability ( fabulous legendary iconery ) of my pretty girl popstar personality, i do not know whether i will be answering almost no questions or one million, regardless of that, i just wanted to let you know, i'm still here, still kicking my feet, twirling my hair, cooking...i'm just really trying not to force myself to put out anything i don't like...and only do what makes me truly happy.

however, nothing, my dear sweet e-darlings...

makes me happier than coming home to all of you. <333

so thank you for flooding even the darkest corners of my life with bright light, supporting my phantom fics and being wonderful,

uncle nina xx

[mummer]

finished good omens s2 with Girl…. everyone made it sound like the worst tv ever meanwhile i never cared about the plot in any way whatsoever i only wanted to watch these critically acclaimed actors queen out and guess what they did. You got it they queened out

[unexpectedbrickattack]

It’s kinda sad that in the verse or to think Noise’s show never went on air beyond the tower or pizza head was just letting him think it’s being broadcasted world wide. I could imagine how heartbroken Noise must’ve felt to discover your dream come true was an illusion someone made. but that means in the credit Noise was still able to get his footing anyways in the film industry.

(I HAVE to preface this by saying i DO like the noise, i love this little brat, but im going to dunk on him in this response 😭)

My hc is that The Noise is ALREADY rich as shit. He did not ask for that insane money split bc hes desperate to make it big, he asked for that money bc he was being greedy as hell. He already has hiring agents and commercials and he makes all kinds of gadgets to sell at ludicrous prices.

Pizzahead ‘hired’ him bc the Noise has all these weird machines and explosives and he wanted to utilize that. He was filming for his Own weird and bizarre (stalker-ish) reasons, but the Noise, being nosy, found out about these recordings and assumed (wrongly) that this was going to be like a live reality show or some shit, and jumped in to split profits before anyone else got to it. If his agents got to Pizzahead first, they wouldve found it extremely suspicious that there was no name, no deals, no contracts written up, no producers or anything that comes standard with filming anything. But the noise doesnt Know that; thats what his agents are for! If he knew that Pizzahead was recording him SOLELY to record him fighting Peppino, noise wouldve turned him down immediately; he will Not tolerate being runner up to the Star of a show.

If it means anything, he Did get an absurd amount of money for working with Pizzahead. So much so that his agent thought he literally scammed some poor soul out of their money (He would Never; hes a brat; not a thief). So he definitely came out of this entire ordeal more than okay, if not, a little confused on the situation of. Everything. But that doesnt matter bc hes got that sweet cash babey

[bookskeepers]

i posted TWO SECONDS AGO and it's not even midnight. why are the notes not at 100 yet. >:(

[wraithsoutlaws]

[tabrisfam]

guard wanted to take a picture idk

[chocolatecakecas]

the man is literally half of one of the most famous queerbaits in history. he knows the formula. hes a professional. an expert even. queerbait for pay

[theloveinc]

u are the funniest mf around

SORRY CAN'T HELP IT LOL

[rainingincale]

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[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

I make one shitpost and all these authors are coming out of the woodwork like what is fucking happening is tumblr just authors now i thought we were all nearly 30 year old gifted kid burnouts where are you people coming from i wrote poetry once does that count help

[nomaishuttle]

sry im like willing myself to get up and brush my teeth and all that but im literally like Maybe i should finally actually listen to tbi. as in the bifrost incident not traumatic brain injury which it would be insane if there was a mechs album named traumatic brain injury.

[penisliker-moved]

but like they literally. ok so betty ws like "vacuum up front whilei check your rooms" do im like oh ok like the rug jn the entrance zone. bc rheres like the double sliding doors ykwim. so im getting the vacuum and rhen Fucking stacy is like Make sure you get everything all the floors and carpets and gestured at the entire lobby. and im like ... ok? but she put so much emphasis on Everything so i go to like. the halls and start vacuuming the carpet right. and she starts bitching like Just over here 🙄 and its like GIRL YOU FUCKING SAID EVERYTHING !!! and then im fugking doing it and her and betty repeatedly say "MAKE SURE YOU GET THE CARPETS!!!!" like yeah dumbfucks of course im gonna get the fucking carpets im goddamn vacuuming. yr making me vacuum hardwood acting like my first instinct wouldnt be to vacuum the carpets. and then at on3 point i unplugged the vacuum bc th cord ws too short and Clearly started walking to the other side of the room where theres another outlet to plug it in and stacy whos just sitting on her ass in the cafeteria goes "YOU DIDNT GET THE CARPET 😡" LIJE . GIRL I COULDNT FUCKING GET TO THE CARPET I AM CLEARLY GETTING TO THE FUCKING CARPET. and then i finally fucking fjnish it and some dickhead fucking guest goes You missed a spot teehee thinking hes so funny. and i just ignored him bc shut the fuck up you annoying dick and stacy goes Did you miss a spot 🤔 like . im going to snap one of these days

[upthebrackets]

CHILDISH baby, more like

Babies generally are!