#im losing my mind at this

[sleepis4theweak]

wait hold on what kind of softshell is waffles

uhhhhhhh *checks notes* spiny softshell turtle 👍

(I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THIS IM A FAILURE TO TURTLE KIND OMFG-)

[dean-is-bi-till-i-die]

Richard Siken engaging in cannibalism discourse was not on my 2023 bingo card

[kaogens]

happy autistic girl summer to those who celebrate

[pop-squeak]

i am fucking blown away by this panel i need you all to look at it

[fleshdyk3]

this is going to reduce me to tears like i cant handle this image

[silentvoidtreeshop]

asked my brother if he'd seen goncharov (1973) and he looked at me and grabbed this beanie that hes had for 2 years that ive seen but never read the tag on it and

turns out he and his friends got matching beanies and made lore a full TWO YEARS ago

[theartofmadeline]

yes i'm still thinking about the botw champions in 2024

[funtergeist]

[tojisun]

im still high on dadbod simon so uhm thinking about someone at a bar hitting on you because they don’t know that the old man you’re out with is not a guardian nor a friend, but is your goddamn date. and while it doesn’t send simon down a spiral of insecurities, he still starts hovering even closer. he’s always pulling you to his lap, doesn’t matter who the company is. his friends quickly get used to the sight—how could they not? you’re a darling, and you look the prettiest dolled up on simon’s hold.

and when he’s fucking you, when he’s got you bearing all his weight while he fucks you on your knees, he uses the incident as dirty talk.

“remember ‘im, love?” simon croons, his voice almost drowned by the resonating sounds of skin slapping against skin. “he thought i’m not y’r daddy. thought y’re too good f’me.”

you keen underneath him, your body toppling to the mattress when your arms fall limp. simon easily follows, adjusting so that the jut of his gut sits atop your ass, and it should be a crime how this position wedges him even further in because he’s pressing against tender places, his cockhead nudging at something that almost makes it feel like he’s hitting the back of your throat.

“shh,” simon rumbles. “daddy’s got you, sweet’art. daddy’s got you.”

[kimeoshi]

devotion

[maigetheplatypus57]

why does this literally look like that trope of immortals/reincarnations looking at depictions of themselves in museums though

[mwagneto]

the companion will go oh god doctor who is that?? and the doctor will get all serious and somber and say listen. he's the most evil creature in the universe. he's the worst enemy i've ever faced. he's horrible and unpredictable and you can never ever let your guard down. and then the villain will walk into the room like this

[titsliker]

i think we should kill this guy

[itsnicsalad]

grom lumity redraw bc my school ball was on saturday^^ second slide was from 2020