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#im making dinner right now
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Don't imagine dating Eddie and meeting Wayne for the first time over a meal you make for them.
Don't imagine Wayne falling in love with you after witnessing how well you take care of not only his son but him as well.
Don't imagine Wayne being the biggest supporter of your relationship with his boy.
Don't imagine noticing Wayne not taking care of himself after losing his boy.
Don't imagine making the same meal for Wayne, the one that made him know you were the one for his son, when you know he stopped eating long after getting the news he would never see Eddie again.
Yeah don't imagine that.
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no27-autonation-honda · 4 months
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congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.
#kazoo noises#charles leclerc#cl16#monaco gp 2024#zoomies posting#sports posting#like man. where to begin. one of your racecar children is back in town for the weekend. he has yet to have a truly good work#weekend it seems in town. now this year. we're feeling ourselves a bit. we're feeling optimistic even. and then ur son becomes talk of town#because he keeps doing fucking bits on twitter about adopting his coworker who is friends with your youngest son. this goes on long enough#for actual reporters to comment on it. no one is willing to blink first so by friday night we've yes-anded ourselves to a grandson#(congratulations mme leclerc)#things go well. and then at qualifying they go DAMN WELL#BETTER THAN EVER REALLY! but man. im superstitious. i dont trust shit until its over and the dust has cleared#(the adoption jokes have continued by the way) and MEANWHILE everyone is eyeing that starting grid. were humming. we're making vague hand#gestures when commenting. we're all thinking. Maybe? (the streets can hear u tho. keep it down)#race starts. lap one CHAOS. so many fucking crashes. i'd faint if i had a child even in karting honestly.#(every parent in this sport deserves a prescription for laudanum)#but he's not in it. hes at the front. and he. well. he just Stays There. Through It All. and the laps tick down. until the race is run. and#there he is. your middlest son. cross the line and into the books. first place. home town. what curse indeed. thats your boy!!!!!!!! THERE!#they play the radio of him winning and the audio is peaked because he screams out so loudly. you can hear the water in the laughter.#later theres gonna be videos and photos taken of him pushing his boss into the harbor and diving right in after the man. those photos are#gonna be fucking studied in photography classes one day. and STILL! everyone involved with that goofy joke about him adopting his coworker#(who. despite all the silliness of the race stayed second place and got a podium) is still carrying the bit like a baton relay. Do you have#him over for family dinner? might as well add a plate i guess! people are joking about your youngest son having two nephews? a dog born#maybe a month ago and a man born about... what twenty three years and about a month ago? fuck it! family dinner#sorry this bit got away from me but as someone who loves my homecity and my mom so much it might actually be like.#a visible growth inside my body if they do an autopsy on me at time of death or like. my love will eat me alive. sometimes the charratives#gets to me#anyway cheers mme leclerc i hope you party so fucking hard this week
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ella-ashmore · 3 months
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dont think ive ever seen one of these with only the canon couples. so
in order or when we first met them/excluding a few that wouldnt necessarily be. as well known (lucy and the ape man, the cunninghams, zach and josh, frank and sheila) or are a bit hard to define (jonlucy, jennybear) etc but i might do a followup for those ones because. i am curious !
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sweetsuke · 11 months
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narukana bffs. you agree 🫶
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Ok so I might by chance be dumb? But um.. Volo as Barry's ancestor?? Idk if I haven't seen other people mention this because it's a stupid idea, or i just have missed it somehow. But like you can't tell me these two hairstyles aren't even a little similar.
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And then there's the whole thing of Volo kinda acting like a rival how he just sorta pops up to talk with/fight u from time to time.
I mostly find this idea amusing cuz imagine if Barry ever let's his hair grow out it would continue to do the stupid reverse gravity thing Volo's does.
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httpiastri · 2 months
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aaaaaaaaaa genuine but silly question. im so like. how many driver bracelets are too many? is there a limit? do people not wear them anymore, are they not a thing anymore? do people still give them to drivers? do drivers accept them? do drivers want them? do people trade them like you do at taylor swift concerts? i have no idea how any of this works, help me 😭😭😭
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saucerfulofsins · 2 months
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todayisafridaynight · 4 months
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Remembering that the black parade’s 18th anniversary is oct 24th and then the rgg drama and sonic x shadow generations is coming out the 25th and then halloween’s the 31st means im imploding at the end of october this year
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crimeronan · 1 year
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had to call justice (mechanic qpr) in a panic for the millionth time because my engine overheated while i was doordashing & i was like [on the verge of tears] i don't know where to get it towed to and i can't afford a tow anyway and what if something's really wrong with it after all the money i spent trying to fix it up....
and she was immediately like okay i'll be there in 15 minutes. don't panic. It's Okay
15 minutes later she arrives opens the hood and goes "wow. that IS hot" followed by "sooo. the amount of coolant in your tank is.... zero."
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rowanisawriter · 4 months
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time loop but you’re just making dinner, washing dishes, making breakfast, lunch, washing some dishes, making dinner, washing the fucking dishes again, making breakfast
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jils-things · 9 months
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SKADJKAJFKSFSAA content warning: embarrassing moment during my dinner out... /lh
#so - my dinner party right? while eating - i couldnt help but notice the waiters that attend to our tables were... young and nice looking#SAGFHHJAHJGSDSAGAS LISTEN JUST LISTEN#one of them stood out to me - he just looked.. really good looking#i promise you i dont fall easily irl -- but this guy just caught my attention#he had the whole waiter outfit though it was more casual - i frowned noticing that he didnt have a nametag on like the other workers ASDDJA#everytime i passed by - i would glance at him and just.. idk appreciate him adjsahsjfksfs im so sorry if this sounds weird HELPLASDAWHA#he just kept visiting our table since there were many of us and i would just smile when he pops up#now when everyones done eating - he would pick up their plates and bro. he took one plate in front of me and i was not ready for it SDFGSHF#picked up the dish next to my sister and i was like ASDAHFJSDAGSD (BREATHE)#BUT YOU KNOW WHAT GOT WORST? (OR BEST?)#IT WAS GETTING LATE. THE RESTARAUNT WAS CLOSING UP AND THE WAITERS KINDA SLOWED DOWN WITH THEIR PACE#they were moving the chairs back in order. the guy i like decides to sit down. and hes there. just breathing#SUDDENLY HE STARTS TO REMOVE HIS BOWTIE AND I WAS LIKE.OH OKAY OKAY. OH#i thought that was it BUT THEN NOOOO HE UNDOES TWO OF HIS BUTTONS AND I SAW HIS COLLAR BROOO I WANTED TO GO HOME SO BAD#AND THEN WE WOULD ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EYE CONTACT WHAT KINDA FUCKIN WATTPAD STORY IS THISSSSSSSS#I WAS SO . EMBARRASSED BUT ALSO LIKE AKSJDAKJFS WHY IS HE SO FINE HHHRRR#i was legit praying to just think back to steven like i dont know how to handle this genuinely ahjdfksafhsfsa#what a day that was......#~ rambling#man i hope this never happens to me again /lh
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acebytaemin · 8 months
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day 2 of bday weekend celebrations was another gorgeous beautiful success 💗💗💗
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burritowitch · 3 months
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the one thing school got right was the having the same thing at the same time every day for a certain amount of time. that shit rocks
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stabyou · 1 year
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me when running away from everyone makes me end up all alone:
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the-kipsabian · 2 months
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took me six labels to print before i realized i could print these directly on sticker paper and skip like two steps in this process of getting them to be ready for shipping
im so smart rn
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melancholyfleurs · 3 months
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the girl I’ve been going on dates with is so hard to read it drives me nuts but also makes me want her more im afraid…….
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