#im not a native speaker uwu

[purplekissinger]

Hungry heart: headcanons

Daily life with zombie yan~ what could go wrong haha

I, uhhhh, made a part two?.. Just can't get over this little undead yan disaster. TW: yandere themes, zombies are their own warning I guess

I’d go with Max Brooks' view on zombie virus. He considers it to be an aggressive bacteria that kinda keeps the corpse from rotting; hence, zombies are sort of  stinky but not really, which means that Michael can (and will) be hugged (a lot) without you passing out because of the smell. 

Hugs are the way you two communicate now. ‘Good morning, Y/N’? Hug. “What’s for breakfast and oh my, is that for me’? Hug. “You are the light of my life and my last shred of humanity’?  Hug. ‘I don’t want you to go scavenging today because I heard something outside and it might be dangerous’? Hug and a small ‘grrr’.

Speaking of that. Lurking through abandoned stores became a lot easier (and safer). Michael’s hearing is almost supernatural, he can smell other zombies from a mile away. If he grabs your hand all of a sudden and pushes you under the counter, be quiet. He knows what he’s doing.

Same if there are other survivors. Michael really doesn’t want any living people around you, more so than undead ones. He’s got the point: what if you leave him for them?!?!?? Can’t have that. Get under the counter now, grr.

No sleep cause zombie → guards your safety at night. Also stares at you for hours straight, but that’s a given both with yanderes and zombies.

Extremely clingy and I mean it. He follows you like a lost puppy all the time, personal space? what personal space? Surprise hugs from the back instead.

May or may not have sneaked out once to lead a horde of his… colleagues to another group’s hideout. There! Those stupid survivors fled the city without even you noticing. He can’t even bear a thought of you joining other people.

You read to him a lot. Quality time together c: Michael's head on your lap, you stroke his hair gently, (him foaming a bit because he is overwhelmed). At moments like these his 'grrs' are almost 'purrs'. (Michael prefers children’s books btw).

Desperately enjoys every bit of domestic life with you.

Is really proud of that ‘Y/N’s PERSONAL PROPERTY’ collar. And yeah, it’s pink.

Sometimes Michael wonders if he ever was this happy when alive.

[dialovers-translations]

NOW HIRING ー PROOFREADER FOR CL

Yup, that’s right, I am looking for someone to proofread my translations for CL and mark all of the typos and grammar/spelling mistakes! 

As you guys might or might not know, English is not my first language so my translations are definitely not 100% error-proof. (I also make a lot of typos because I’m thinking ahead to the end of the sentence and then write a word too soon, etc.)

For Dark Fate, Lunatic Parade and the start of Lost Eden, my bestie did all of the proofreading and I am eternally grateful to them for that! However, they got a new job midway through Lost Eden and their interest in DL has also faded somewhat, so we’ve decided that it would be best if I look for a new proofreader. 

What do you have to do? 

You will get a Google Document from me which has the translations of the chapters. It is your duty to read through them and correct the mistakes. In Google Docs, you can easily do so by selecting the word/sentence with the mistaking adding a ‘suggestion’. I can later then mark the suggestion as ‘fixed’ once I’ve adjusted the mistakes in my Tumblr drafts. 

What do you get in return? 

You will get early access to translations of the games and my genuine gratitude. uwu Since I do not get paid for these translations, I cannot provide any money in return for proofreading either. ^^;;

How do you qualify? 

I definitely do not expect you to dedicate all of your time to proofreading. Since I am ahead of schedule, you will usually have at least 2 weeks to read through chapters before they go live on my blog. 

Being a native English speaker is not required (my bestie wasn’t either) but a good knowledge of the English language would be nice, of course. 

Communication will be done through Discord, so it’s a plus if you already have a Discord account!

Interested? Drop me an IM!

[hyuckieslove]

nct ot23 as unhinged things my friends have said pt.2

author's note - this is me reappearing after my 65686848th hiatus so thank yall for dealing with me <33 plus credits to @inthekpopland for the header!

taeil: is it wrong to want to be asphyxiated in a sexual and morbid manner????

johnny: yee haw gay people

taeyong: i may or may not piss you off so you later choke me and to then tell you im into that and piss you off further but at that point i just watch you struggle, because thats what best friends do <3

yuta: the only reason i feel like shit is because i am the shit. and maybe the antidepressants.

doyoung: "DONT SEXUALIZE HIM" WTF HE WAS BORN FROM A PENIS DOODLE

kun: no, we are not going to tie soggy oreos to a stick and make xiaojun give us piggyback rides as he hopelessly chases the oreo.

ten: I AM CUPID BITCH I CAN AND WILL GET YOU MARRIED TO THAT HOT GAY DUDE BECAUSE HE IS DEFINITELY HOT AND GAY AND YOU ARE HOT AND GAY AND 2 + 2 IS 1 ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY MATCHMAKING CAPABILITIES???

jaehyun: *unironically* C'mere you omega tiny UwU baby gorl, u lokkin submissive and breedable, scrumpdidallyumptious, delectable, moist, baby UwU Werwolf

winwin: scare the children janice

jungwoo: guys i learned a new english word!! e r e c t i l e d y s f u n c t i o n. johnny said it's a type of dinosaur!

mark: what happens when an asexual gets a boner? do they just start crying?? i need answers people.

xiaojun: *asked a question but doyoung and ten started arguing* the lesbian council is conferring

lucas: OLAF WAS STARING AT MY FUCKIN TITS AND I BLINDFOLEDE HIM AND HE TOOK IT OFF AND IT WAS 2 AM AND-

hendery: like once i had a stuffed animal from build a bear and neutered it at home and took out its hear and then put another stuffed animal inside it and pretended it was pregnant and made it have an emergency c section but the mom dies and then the father resented the child for killing his wife. on a totally unrelated not, my parents desperately needed to put safety controls on my i-pad.

renjun: *to yangyang* YOU SAID YOU WOULD SUCK OFF A TESLA (THE FUCKING CAR FOR FUCKS SAKES) AND "NOM NOM MY CAT" IN THE SPAN OF 20 MINUTES. MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT THERE YOU DENSE MORON

jeno: *banana was thrown at him in a questionable alley* this is the way i die :) but its ok because we are surrounded by feral (?) cat, cats nonetheless

haechan: *makes typo and is being flamed for it in the gc* english isnt my first language you fucking racists *is a native english speaker*

jaemin:*encounters slight inconvenience* its gay people month. go to jail. meanies.

yangyang: CAN WE TIE SOGGY OREOS TO A STICK AND MAKE XIAOJUN GIVE US PIGGY BACK RIDES AS HE HOPELESSY CHASES THE OREO

shotaro: yall why is chatgpt being so nice to me :( i am getting emotionally attached help me 😭

sungchan: im raviolonely :(

chenle: AND WHOS TO SAY IM NOT AN INSANELY SMART YET DUMB 5 YEAR OLD *seconds later* ha embezzlement haha

jisung: *in a card to old people* have a nice day! dont get lice

[kurokens]

You are a monster from Hell | Gojo Satoru

anime/manga: jujutsu kaisen

character: gojo satoru

words: 1.1k

pronouns: none

request: "hey~~~ can i req an angst with gojo where the reader and him like each other but he pushes the reader away by being mean, you can come up with whatever reason you think will be best for gojo being mean UwU"

notes: hey! i'm so sorry this took me so long to write, i made it really angsty and it may have not been what you were expecting, im sorry... I hope you will still like it! again, still not an native english speaker so sorry for any mistakes.

not proof read

song rec: wrote this listening to this magnificient cover

genre: angst

warnings: a lot of angst, death, gojo is a fucking asshole, my writing

The first time Gojo met you, he thought you were the nicest person he had ever met, always so polite, unless the person didn’t deserve your kindness, and your smile always seemed to be illuminating the entire place. So, it was no surprise that he found himself gravitating towards you whenever you were in the room, searching for the warmth you would provide him just by being the amazing person you were. It wasn’t long before he realised that his feelings for you were growing stronger, and he wasn’t dumb, he could see that it was the same for you. The way you looked at him when you thought he wasn’t looking, or how you would always get out of your way to find new sweets for him to taste. Gojo knew that all he had to do was to confess to you and you two could be together, but he couldn't. Something was scaring him, maybe the concept of love, or just the thought of not being able to protect you and losing you to a curse. And this was enough to completely change the way he acted towards you, he went to being the nicest when you were around, to a complete jerk every time you were in a hearing distance from him.

*

“Heard you failed to exorcise yet another curse, quite a shame for a special grade 1 sorcerer don’t you think?” The white-haired man said in a taunting manner.

“Not now Satoru, I’m not in the mood.” You replied, truly not in the right state of mind to deal with another day of the annoying teacher bullying you.

“Oh, what’s that? Is someone moody because they couldn’t get rid of a weak ass curse, and had to get saved yet once again by the one and only Gojo Satoru?” He mocked you once more, looking down on you while floating above where the curse once was.

“Satoru, I said not now.” You started losing your temper all while trying to keep applying pressure on your wound, all you wanted was to go back to the school, get treated and sleep. But Gojo apparently had other plans.

“Why? Are you too scared to face the truth? About how you’re not, and never were fit to be a jujutsu sorcerer, and yet you keep being stubborn, and risk your life while you know you should just quit.” He continued, not once asking if you were okay.

“Stop it, please.” You barely managed to let out between broken sobs, but it didn’t stop him and he just kept going on and about how you were an incompetent sorcerer, and you just tuned him out, too tired and used to his harsh words to care anymore.

In all honesty, you weren’t sure why you were crying. Was it because Gojo’s words were hurting you, or was it because deep down you knew he was right? You knew you never really were cut to be a jujutsu sorcerer, and you never wanted to. Yet, here you were, bleeding out from the injury the curse inflicted you, having to listen to the person you once liked tell you how you sucked at your job and how you were sure to lose your life one day, and he was right.

‘What a pitiful way to die.’ You told yourself, sitting yourself down against a wall, Gojo’s voice gradually fading to a mere buzzing sound in your ear. And while you were slowly losing grip of your consciousness you wondered to yourself how the two of you ended like this, you used to be so close.

*

“And how is my favourite human doing today?” You asked after feeling a presence behind you.

“I’m honoured by this title. I would say I’m doing amazing now that I’m with you. How is the second best sorcerer doing?” Gojo replied, throwing an arm around your shoulder to walk with you.

“Well, you already answered that one.” You teased, laughing when you heard him gasp right in your ear.

“I would have you know, that I am the best sorcerer there is. Apologise right now or face my wrath.” The extravagant teacher urged you with a pout forming on his face.

“Okay here, would that be enough for you, your majesty?” You laughed while offering some sweets you brought back from your last mission.

“Hm, let me taste them and then I will decide your fate.” The sorcerer answered, taking one of the treats from your hand.

“You’re a man child.” Shaking your head at his antics.

"But that's how you like me." The tall man teased, sticking out his tongue like a 4 years-old would do.

*

“Cat got your tongue now? Can’t give even your snarky comments anymore?” The white-haired man haughtily said, shaking his head at your lack of reply. "And I am the man child, you're pathetic."

“Your senior is talking to you, the least you could do is answer you know, that’s called common decency.” He insisted, only to be once again met with a morbid silence.

“Stop ignoring me now, you’re being childish. You should be used to all of this by now, you’re not telling me that this was the last straw? Are you that weak?” The jujutsu sorcerer mocked.

“Hey, I’m being for real now. Answer me.” He tried once more, slightly growing worried at your lack of response.

Gojo slowly landed a few feet away from you, calling your name restlessly only to be met with silence each time. Before he could even think it through, he was crouching next to you, shaking your body in hope to hear you say anything to him. The strongest sorcerer of them all crumbling down at the sight of your bloody body.

“Please, say anything, please talk to me, just say you’re not dead, please.” His words came out rushed, his panic evident for anyone to see, but he couldn't care less, not when your life was on the line. “I’m begging you please, anything. Please not you too, please don't leave me as well.” His movements were frantics.

Part of him knew his actions were useless, he could definitely feel the weight of your lifeless body in his arms, and how cold your skin was growing, but another part of him refused to believe it. And the reason was simple, he could have saved you, he arrived in time, he could have taken you to Shoko, he could have definitely prevented this, but he didn’t. You died, and it was all his fault. The sole reason he started acting this way towards you, his biggest fear, actually came true, and he was the cause of it.

Gojo Satoru was always told he was the strongest sorcerer, that he would save a lot of lives with his six eyes, but right now he couldn't see it. Not when he couldn't protect you out of all people. Gojo wasn't the greatest sorcerer, he was a monster from hell.

[husbandograveyard]

oh wow! i had no idea you werent a native speaker until i checked your rules! for a head cannon how about law finding out his partner is pregnant? the angst of his past and fears he might pass on amber lead (even if he fully removed it, im sure thered be fear) is *chefs kiss*

Hi anon! Hecc I hope you’re still around after all this time because it has been a hot minute since you sent in the request! Thankyou for that compliment, I love it when my English is imposter-level of passing UwU (or is the Among us hype over?)! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this little headcanon! 

Law and Pregnant reader HC - fears and worries 

2nd person. female reader. slight angst but mostly fluff.  cw: slight angst, pregnancy and mentions of disease 

Law is extremely observant. If you’re together with him, hiding something from him is practically useless. He notices subtle changes in behavior, knows you and your routines very well. He is just not one for actually pointing them out and confronting them, unless he thinks it might actually interfere with his plans, his crew, your health or the relationship you share. 

Law notices you’re pregnant even before you do. It’s subtle behavior changes, morning sickness and a bunch of other symptoms where you don’t necessarily connect the dots, until he takes you aside to confront you. 

The conversation is hard, neither of you expecting nor truly accepting it until the tests and a second opinion confirm it. There’s a lot of painful and awkward silences, the crew leaving you alone for a bit because they know no matter the outcome, it’s not something that was gonna be joyful news to start with. 

You’re pirates after all, chased after by fellow crews and the world government, with powerful enemies. There is no room for a baby, at least not if you want to ensure its safety. 

The decision is quickly made to keep it, but the planning of how exactly you’re going to do that is a way more difficult process. There are many options, and both you and Law spend loads of your free time thinking over the plans. It’s not necessarily healthy, but time is ticking and you need to be properly prepared, that’s the one thing you can agree on. 

It keeps the both of you up at night, fueling Law’s insomnia even more. And when he does sleep, he has regular nightmares. He doesn’t want to talk about it, but you feel terrible when you wake up to him tossing and turning, and even though you usually manage to calm him down by holding him close, you feel so bad, wishing there was more you could do. 

And then he speaks in his sleep, and you discover one of his greatest fears, be it rational or not, is that he might pass on the disease he carried as a child onto his own. His worries of not being able to protect the child, combined with the worries of not being a capable father, squished under the fear that he might have failed the child by simply helping conceive it. 

It takes you waking him up and pulling him out of his nightmares multiple times to even get the conversation about it started. You do research together to ensure that at the very least, that fear is one that he can leave behind eventually. 

You and the crew helpt to redirect his attention to more pressing matters at hand, such as the fact that you don’t really have a plan yet, but you’re starting to show already.

It takes a while, but eventually he is able to redirect all his worries and attention whenever he’s not doing anything pirate-related, to you and the child growing inside you. Being a planner, it does not take too long for you to be fully prepped and with several extra plans in case something goes wrong. 

It’s gonna be a rough one, but you both feel ready for this new adventure, even though the other ones are not quite over yet. 

[normal-thoughts-official]

how many languages do you think magnus can speak? (and cat and ragnor and even raphael)

great question!!!! id like to preface this by saying "a lot" cuz tbh i think magnus is the kind of guy who likes to learn languages and who can learn them with relative ease (like seeing the way he pronounced "lorenzo rey" so perfectly i think it indicates to someone having ease with languages you know what i mean? he switched from english to spanish super quick and effortlessly) but the ones i think he definitely speaks:

obviously "indonesian" (indonesian didn't exist at the time he was born but malay, which indonesian derived from, was the universal language in indonesia so ya know)

i like to think he'd speak javanese as well but i think that's kind of unlikely considering how he always implied indonesian/malay to be his first language :/ and if that were his first language then he probably wouldn't have a need to speak javanese. i think it might have been because his stepfather wouldn't want him to be taught javanese, and at the time the dutch colonizers spoke malay with the natives at home and all according to what i've read. but there's also the possibility that he'd learn it later because he'd want to learn his mother's native tongue you know, even if he could no longer speak it with her. maybe sometimes he kind of "prays" to her in javanese. haha im fine

he probably speaks or used to speak (cuz i think after a while it would become rusty esp since he probably only associates it with bad moments/things) dutch even if only a little (again according to my research most mixed families in indonesia in the 17th century spoke malay at home, so) 

he DEFINITELY speaks spanish, and pretty well if the way he pronounced lorenzo rey was any indication (again not only the perfect pronunciation but the very easy switch that would indicate he was very familiar with the language). not to mention it makes sense since he dated imasu (who was peruvian) for quite a while and also raised raphael

obviously he speaks english udhaiudhsa both US american and british english since it was (implied? said?) that he used to live in england before he went to the US

he probably speaks french as it used to be the lingua franca (in the western world) up until 1919

he probably speaks whatever asmodeus' language is? probably some demonic language other than french i mean or whatever. of course asmodeus is probably omnilingual or something of the sort if he can go around having kids with ppl from all around the world in so many different times daiohdajosi but i think he would want magnus to speak... edomese? or something since his plan was always that magnus would rule edom by his side anyway

he probably speaks the seelie language (or at least one of the seelie languages if they have multiple)! whatever that is. i totally think he would want to learn it just because it would make him able to communicate with such a huge amount of people and also would probably make it easier to read some untranslated books on magic, you know, stuff like that. so i can definitely see that being a thing

i like to think he learns quechua for imasu uwu 

i like to think he learnt catarina's native tongue! and that she also learnt malay/indonesian you know daijdaosi because they are soft bitches and they know how lonely it is to not ever be able to speak your native tongue (both due to separation from your land and just the fact that language evolved with time so no one alive REALLY speaks their language you know). they might not be fluent but they know it well enough to hold a conversation or to use pet names and stuff like that

and that's the specifics i have! but again i do believe magnus would like to learn a lot of languages, sometimes just for the shits (hyperfocusing on languages anyone??) esp because he has, you know, infinite time daohdsaoij and i think he would like to learn new languages and speak as many as he could. so yeah i definitely think there are more. he would probably speak most languages that have a lot of speakers like arabic (at least standart arabic), mandarin/chinese, hindi/urdu, bengali, etc. just found out portuguese is the 7th most spoken language in the world so i'm gonna go ahead and hc that he speaks brazilian portuguese (the most common branch) because i: can. and then some just for the shits because he wanted to and/or found them beautiful like swahili, yoruba, guaraní, etc 

i think ragnor only speaks english tbh dajdsaodijaoidsja he seems very Monolingual but maybe it's just the White Anglo vibes that ooze that kind of entitlement doaijdosaj either way i think he would know at least pet names in indonesian/malay, whatever catarina's first language is, and spanish, for his friends. possibly also french because again it used to be the lingua franca up until very recently

catarina i think is definitely like magnus in the sense that she loves learning and speaking new languages! i like to hc her as native african but i haven't really decided on which ethnicity she would be so idk what language that would be. then obviously there is whichever language the colonizers imposed on the country she lived in. then: probably arabic (particularly if she's from north africa), english, indonesian for magnus, spanish for raphael, probably french because lingua franca, and i hc she just likes learning languages from the other native groups near where she's from? i also like to think she likes to learn languages that are at risk of extinction because she thinks it would be such a shame to actually let them die and she knows the pain of seeing ur language be smothered like that. so she speaks a lot of languages with few native speakers and she loves it. she also uses that to learn more about their medicinal practices because you know, she IS a nurse AND a warlock and there's so much to learn you know. also good opportunity to use her knowledge :) so yeah

as for raphael i think he only speaks english and spanish, as well as indonesian and cat's native tongue. he hasn't lived as long as they have and he's been busy and struggling(tm) for a lot of his life so he hasn't had the time to learn as many languages as they do. i think over time he would also want to learn yiddish for simon and meliorn's language because i can and will shove the polycule wherever i can lmao. and yeah that's what i have :) thanks for asking, i had fun with this

[mirandacaroll]

do any other non-native english speakers experience a kind of speak paralysis in their own language? and i dont mean in a 'uwu i only speak tumblr language now' kind of way but sometimes i just.. literally can't find the words anymore. it's as if in my head im always on two language highways at once and the English one is much harder to get off. and then the voice in my head is also in English so when I practice what I want to say to someone it's in English but when I have to actually talk to them it's in my 'own' language and the words come out weird or sound too real or too dramatic or they just don't come at all anymore

[yan-li]

He is a very good highshool boy UwU

I want to give him a school uniform similar to toga... so i did. He is trying very hard not  to drop school, so let's try to support him. :)

Im not a native english speaker and i can’t see my spelling mistakes....sorry, im trying my best.OnO

[lacertae-dreamscape]

Would u ever edit someone’s story for them? I think it’s called a beta reader

i beta read my friends fanfics :>

i've beta read my friend's fruk fanfic epics and her doctor who one (up to a point), i've beta read another friend's lot of oneshots for the uh, the chinese thingy? mo dao zu shi? and some of their hobbit ones, and i beta read another friend's disenchantment fanfic :>

depending on the friend and what they need i can just do cursory grammar check, shuffling phrases to make sense check or in depth discussion about characterization + plot + editing grammar

(plus for one friend, outright chewing them out for their excessive big-word and bad synonym usage and wrong use of them bcs. rly. RLY. RLY) *yes yume if u see this, this is about u. tvtb uume MA RICORDA: BASTA PAROLONI A CAZZO*

that said, im not native speaker, so it wouldn't feel right to impose too much on someone else's fanfic when they might have a better grasp on things than i would :> i try to balance 'doing enough to help with basic grammar and typos' with 'don't turn this fic into ur own' usually and go from there. uwu

[kirishwima]

Hi! I adore your writings! Are you still taking requests? May I ask you to write some headcannons for RFA (including V and Saeran) reacting to MC looking like a sweet cinnamon roll but in fact being a lead of rock band that perfectly practices extreme vocal techniques. Sorry if I made some mistakes (I am not a native speaker and, unfortunately, was out of English practice for a long period of time) and huge thank you!

heyo! Don’t worry, your english is fine ^^

I hope you like this, I wrote for MC using she/her pronouns, but I can absoloutely change that if you’d like!

I unfortunately don’t have the time to write for V and Saeran too right now, but I promise I’ll come back to this headcanon and write their parts too once I have the time to! Sorry ;;

YOOSUNG:

He felt like the luckiest man in the world, having such a cute loving girlfriend!! The two make the cutest freaking couple, people cooing at them when they walk down the street

So when MC told him she's in a band, he found it really cool, but didn't question it further-he assumer she may sing some cute acoustic songs or pop bops.

When MC invited him to a show at a bar he was a little curious about the location choice but hey, of course he'll be there to support his girl!

When they arrived MC kissed him, promising she'll see him after the show; he invited a few of his classmates along to see his MC's talent uplose

He already started wondering what kind of band MC's was when the opening act started with punk rock covers of pop songs, one particularly sticking in Yoosung's mind as it was a rendition of Taylor Swift's 'Love story', taking note of their extreme fashion, all spikes and dyed bright hair...

And them MC's band came on stage and hoo boy she was unrecognisable! Thick smudged eyeliner, a bold black lipstick, her leather jacket adorned with patches and spikes all over, her jeans so ripped you could see her thighs, and thos massive combat boots...

Yoosung didn't have the time to pass out as MC greeted the crowd with a cheer and the drummer started up the beat, the guitsrist following suit, and MC's voice...

Sure he heard her hum at home but this was NUTS. Her voice was so thick, deep, yet she managed to pull out some screams from her little frame that Yoosung couldn't believe

After the show he would NEVER shut up about how much of a cool badass his girl is. And if someone said sure, she's cute but not a badass...Yoosung would simply invite them to MC's next preformance

ZEN:

When MC had casually mentioned she's a singer in the RFA chatroom, Zen was thrilled!!! How did he end up flirting-dating a fellow colleague??

When he kept asking what kind of singing she did, MC cryptically replied 'oh, it might not be the type of gig you're used to' and left it at that, much to Zen's dismay.

After the two started dating, MC invited him along to a show, which Zen excitedly prepared for, tagging along as MC drove him to the location.

He took note of the underground bar-turned-coner-hall, the exposed cement walls and dingy barstand in the further corner, how there were posters and graffiti covering parts of the walls, the floor...

He raised a brow; Zen was no stranger to the punk rock scene, and definitely not to these underground bars; let's not forget he was in a motorcycle gang thank u very much

MC took him along backstage to meet her bandmates, whose styles ranged from completely average everyday style to punk spikey badass. He didn't question that either, but started to understand what MC's gig was, smirking as he realized; MC was testing him, pushing to see just how comfortable he'd be with her scene.

As the opening act started up on the stage, MC had been putting the finishing touches to her makeup, Zen sitting besides her smirking up at her reflection in the mirror.

"What?" she asked with a laugh, adjusting her spikey necklace.

"Not my kind of gig, you'd called it? Baby, I've been in this scenes long long ago. And knowing you're about to go out there and sing your lungs off..." he bit his lip, having the nerve to look bashful for a moment.

She rolled her eyes as he stood up, tugging her into an embrace.

"Give them hell out there" he whispered in her ear.

And she did. Hoo boy she did.

What she also did was bring out Zen to the stage...and boy, this man was born for the punk rock scene!!

JAEHEE:

To be fair...Jehee respected MC's profession, but she didn't really understand at first.

"So...it's not like Zen's musicals?" "No Jaehee, it's not." "But...you sing and have a distinctive style when on stage?" "Yes!" "I see...just like Zen! :D" "Jaehee...no baby"

Instead of trying to explain, MC sat Jaehee on the couch, connecting her phone to the TV to find one of her band's videoclips to play.

She settled on one of her favorite songs of theirs, and with a glance Jaehee's way, she hit play.

Jaehee was mesmerised; she stared at the screen, barely blinking as she took in this brand new side of MC she was witnessing, blushing as MC sang and winked at the camera, her lipstick smudged on purpose, her black ripped shirt falling off of one shoulder as if she'd been in a scuffle, her voice-how could a girl as sweet as her MC let out such a grovely voice?!

As the video ended, Jaehee remained quiet, her eyes still focused on the screen.

"So.." MC started, "What did you think?"

With an unfathomable intensity, Jaehee turned her head towards MC, pushing her glasses that'd fallen low.

"MC, I need you to show me every videoclip and concert you've got videotaped. NOW!"

She's from now on MC's number 1 fan UwU

JUMIN:

MC actually didn't tell him much about her occupation, worried how someone serious like Jumin would take it.

He knew she sings, and that she has a band, but that's pretty much it.

Not wanting to push her, Jumin simply left it at that, allowing MC to share what she felt comfortable sharing at her own pace.

He did hear her hum songs to herself sometimes, sometimes finding her on the couch surrounded by pages and music chords as she figured out new songs and lyrics.

He did sneak a peak at one of her music sheets once, reading through the lyrics with a confused frown.

"Lips like blades cut words through blood...?" he read the words aloud, looking to the paper with furrowed brows. "I see..what a wonderful metaphor MC has thought of" he smiled, setting the paper back down. He was so proud of his beloved's  talent!

Once at a buisness party, he saw an associate of his approach him and MC with his daughter in tow, a girl seemingly no older than 16.

"Mr. Han, greetings" the man started, "I'm sorry to interrupt your discussion this suddenly, but you see, my daughter saw your fiancee from across the room and insisted we come over and say hi."

The girl looked up to MC with a wide grin. "I'm sorry I-I'm a big fan! I love your music and your latest song-'Bloody Sins', I loved it so much!"

Jumin watched the situation unfold as MC chatted with the girl, even taking a 'selfie' with her that the girl squealed with joy at, and in a flurry she was gone, leaving Jumin alone with MC again.

Jumin glanced at MC, a small smile on his lips. "Bloody Sins, was it?"

MC blushed, looking away with a flustered grin. "Ah yeah um-I never told you the genre of my music, I don't think it'd be something you'll be into-"

"Metal, I assume? Or rather, judging by the glance I've happened to take at your music sheets, the chords seem more befitting of some modern form of rock. Punk rock, prehaps?"

MC stared at Jumin flabbergasted. "You...how do you even know what punk rock is?!" she couldn't help her voice raising with shock.

Jumin smiled, leaning down to kiss her forehead. "You'll find I'm not as dull of a buisnessman as you might've thought me to be my love. If you'd do me the honor of inviting me to your next show, I'd be happy to listen to your wonderful voice live."

Jumin wearing ripped skinny jeans and leather jackets? Sign me tf UP

LUCIEL/SEVEN/SAEYOUNG:

Not only did he know who MC was from his background search on her, he was actually a fun!

He loves punk rock, its the type of music he listens to whenever he works lol, and there was something about MC's voice that he just loved

He knew MC only as she was in her videoclips and as an online persona; a strong voice, tiny and soft-spoken in a couple interviews he stumbled upon online but with heavy makeup and rocking outfits.

The MC he met in the RFA though was much different; she was soft and cute, funny but so insufferably sweet, how could an innocent girl like her belch out such badass lyrics about death and destruction?!

Not that Saeran minded it-on the contrary lol, he loved to point out the difference in online punk rock MC and his now-girlfriend MC, throwing some of her more intense lyrics her way whenever she’d try teasing him over something herself.

Still, he was her biggest supporter, talking about her online to the point of getting a hector of traction towards her band; he rarely attended her shows given his job, but when he did he’d watch her from backstage with the proudest of smiles, and sometimes…well, he’d be a bit of a prick and mess with the lighting and audios backstage lmao

Im sorry MC you’re the one that decided to date a prankster OwO

[purplekissinger]

Hypnosis

O you loathsome looking-glass, Telling lies as bold as brass!

For the fourth time, Tom finds his way to this dungeon easily. The mirror awaits him, like a mute and mocking witness to the Lord Voldemort's only weakness. Y/N is waiting for him in the mirror.

Again and again, Tom comes down here with the firm intention to break the damned glass, only to end up watching Y/N grabbing his hand and pressing his fingers to her lips, kissing him on the cheek, hugging him.

Leaving is getting harder.

[spokelseskladden]

for the your country asks, 4, 5, 10, 11, and 13 (please teach me to swear in Norwegian my mom definitely knows how and she won't lmfao)

4. favourite dish specific for your country? I’m a sucker for a good old fashioned norwegian salmon dinner with potatoes and rømme (kind of like sour cream but way thicker) I also like tørrfisk (dried fish) as a snack lol

5. favourite song in your native language? Right now? anything by Cezinando, he’s one of my favourite norwegian artists atm. Anyway i listen to this song by him a lot cause im emo in 2020 cause im a graduating student with behavioural issues lmaooo 

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language? im from north norway so i swear like every other word?? Theres this running joke in Norway that ppl from north norway can call the police “Jævla hestkuku” (fucking horsedick) and get away with it cause we’re just like that. It’s true tho lmao I know ppl that do that on the regular up here and didn’t get trouble for it, but tried it down south and was fined. So yeah you came to the right place. 

I’ll tell you some different ones cause you want to learn. one of my most used one would be “faen”. It’s a religiously themed swear, and it’s basically another word for the devil. You can say “Faen ta deg” which basically means fuck you. it’s kinda oldfashioned tho so usually we just say faen like english speakers would say.  Our norwegian form for fuck is knull tho, but it’s mainly used when u actually refer to fucking, so we don’t say “knull you” or stuff like that, at least not in my circles lmao.  Jævel literally means the devil and we usually use that like fucker i guess? like “Åh den jæveln” would be “oh that fucker”. We use hore as a swear a lot, and yeah it means whore and it might be problematic but like. it kinda doesn’t mean shit to most ppl cause it’s just a swear you know? anyway just putting whore infront of a word makes it into a swear. We also have helvete which is literally just hell, fitte which is pussy and a great thing to say when ur angry, and kuk which is cock or dickk or whatever. male genitalia. and ofc we have satan which is y’know. just satan. The good ol’ swears are the religious ones, the sexual ones are “newer”. Anyway now i’ll tell u what i usually say when i stub my toe which i know cause i just stubbed my toe and said this: 

“satans jævla fittekukk i helvette FAENs horeunge knull mæ i ræva” translated - “Satans fucking pussydick in hell FUCKing whorechild fuck me in the ass”. Elegant, i know uwu

11. favourite native writer/poet? OOOOOH LUDVIG HOLBERG!!!! He was a writer back in the enlightenment days and his novel “Niels Klims reise til den underjordiske verden” or “Niels Klims underground travels” in english changed my life! It was so progressive and he really said “give women the same rights as men” and “fuck slavery” back in the 1700s. He ripped white saviourism to shreds and i respect him so fucking much. Also he was a master at satire and would literally criticize the upperclass and “intellectuals” in the best ways possible, like this man really did that. I would advice y’all to read about him, he was pretty amazing and i hope to make the same kind of impact he made on me on someone else haha

13. does your country (or family) have any specific superstitions or traditions that might seem strange to outsiders? I was raised in a strictly religious household so the only superstitions i were allowed to believe in was god, but my boyfriends family have a lot of those nordic superstitions.  

His grandmother told me that when she was a child her grandmother told her if she went out during the northern lights it would take her away to heaven which scared the shit out of her (this superstition can be traced back to at least the vikings lol), they also believe in the creatures from the underworld like hulders and trolls. There’s this bush behind bfs grannys house that everyone knows the hulder lives under there. so to not get maimed by her we’re all just letting that bush grow. She also convinced my bf and his sister that there were trolls living under a rock by her cabin in the woods (but that they were kind trolls, she didn’t want them to be scared of them lmao). Now for something i believe in pretty strongly, but isn’t uncommon outside of norway is ghosts. I will always say hello and introduce myself when i go into an empty house just in case there are ghosts there, cause i don’t want to disrespect them, they were there first after all!

Thank you for the questions anon! Hope i helped you out with the swears, and if u have any more questions about them you can ask me anytime :) 

[dimpledpran]

hello i hope you've been having a few lovely days! i hadn't gotten a chance to pop around and greet you and continue our conversation sorry angel!! but i am here now!! also ugh the way desktop version of sending asks doesn't allow you to add like paragraph breaks and whatnot smh let me switch to mobile for this tbh...feel free to tell me about your last couple of days here, how have you been? what have you been doing? feeling the holiday mood or? :)

It is truly fascinating the way the internet can connect you with people all around the world. i know that the internet does have it’s cons but tbh my best friends are from across the lake (croatia) and im so thankful for the internet cause it brought me to them uwu.

Oh wow love your choice in fave characters!! JIANG YANLI LOVERS SQUAD! we love a person w taste lol

my faves are lan wangji, jiang cheng, wei wuxian and jiang yanli...the rest kind of fall under five lmao.

yunmeng jiang IS gorgeous i love it so much and it’s my fave sect too!!

wen qing really is a total baddie!!! i totally get why she’s your fave heh. mine’s yanli ofc )): precious bb angel 😭

oh? but i was told the audio drama is translated somewhere? it’s like in video version with subtitles!! if i can get the link from my best friend again, would you like it? but also yeah i really do love the drama a lot! it is full of such a gorgeous cast like dang lol

i don’t think i have a fave song from the album tbh skdjdj which mind you ive only listened to it all the way through once 🤭

Ngl i have just watched the drama all the way through everything else i’ve left it halfway idk why im like this lmaoooo but i think i answered back all the questions i asked

i will be back later with the other questions once i make a list hehe

take care and stay safe!! — classified cultivators friend ❤️✨

I shall put my reply below the cut. haha

Hello dear friend! Good to see you back! 😊 No worries at all love. I understand that it might be busy times. The weekend was a bit rough, had sleeping trouble. So my brain is being woozy right now. Hope that i get some good rest tonight. 🤞🤞

YESS! I really wish it would allow to add paragraph breaks. I know shift+enter works for FB, but apparently not for Tumblr. 😣

It has been a tiring few days, but christmas shopping is  done! My office is having secret santa gift exchange and a lunch tmr, so I am excited for that! Holiday mood is definitely here! haha😆

I totally feel you! Some of my closest friends are people I met through the internet. The only annoying thing is that you can’t meet them as much as you want to.

HAHAHHAHA yesh! How can anyone not like Jiang Yanli?? 

I went to google if there was a translated version after your previous ask ,and found the link. I downloaded the first season, so I’m gonna start it this week! I’M EXCITED! Cos my friend has raved about it, but i always thought I cant experience it. But now I can! Yeah they really found the perfect ensemble. 

Aww Are you a native speaker? For me I think it was that struggle to enjoy the music and pay attention to the lyric translation at the same time, that made it hard to fully immerse myself in it. 

Hahahha there is a lot of adaptations, and there is alot of time. You can work through it slowly. No pressure.

How about you? Do you celebrate christmas or participate in the holiday season? I look forward to your questions. I hope you have a great week ahead. Sending you all the love and positive vibes. Take care and stay safe! 🥰🥰

[lattaeyongs-main]

Stop! I want to learn Italian too! I’ve been stuck between French or Italian because I’ve heard they’re easy to pick up for Spanish speakers but you’ve inspired me to pick Italian✨Dracotok is a bunch of people on tiktok who have reignited their obsession with draco malfoy from Harry Potter lol I’ve been seeing a lot of tiktoks about him recently🤦🏻‍♀️ Hopefully with no calc you’ll have much less stress now! Legend of Korra was SO good, I was nervous for nothing! -🦋

:O spanish is your first language??? That's amazing your english is so strong 💪 uwu im glad to be of help i know a little french and love french rap but it just??? Idk it never clicked for me. But i love italian ! I will warn you the tricky thing to it is that a lot of the times theres no subject like i, we, or you bc the conjugation is supposed to tell you that. For example it's much more often to hear "sono una ragazza" (i am a girl, but without the i) instead of "io sono una ragazza" (i am a girl, with the "i") you have to have a really good grasp of the conjugation periodt, but i feel like im making progress as a native english speaker, so you can too 🇮🇹 Idk if they do this in spanish tho i know they certainly don't do that in english and german. hdjskdkdj im not on tiktok but i will take it from you that it sounds crazy. Absolutely, i took a calc honors test today and it was pretty easy 💝 nervous???? Was there character death 😢😢😢

[codeform]

Picotee? (from the blue asks :D)

Picotee blue - what skill do you want to master?

i would like to master German!! im a German language major at my college and i LOOOOOOOVE the language.. uwu plus my boyfriend speaks it.. i write to him sometimes in German but im still embarrassed to speak it??? i want 2 get to th point where im ummm confident enough 2 rly talk.. ive been writing 3 page essays in German!! which is rlly impressive for a non-native speaker i think! but yea :)

[squidshadow]

mmmmm okay its still real language hours, soo,

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modocts sound library is pretty limited and its made that way by design, i dont use the full alphabet since the ones i dropped can just be replaced w other letters pretty easily? (w the exception of l and r as my very limited basis for modink is still using sounds in japanese)

i think its still possible for me to make it tonal? it might make sense w the librarys size and all. and splat is generally music based (for some reason, music squids? im not complaining) ig although id like to make inkling like that as well. but then theres the issue of tonal languages being very. like... alien to me. just bc im a native english speaker who has never encountered one before, but i do think theyre very fascinating. to people who actually do speak tonal languages im sure i just sound stupid skjehsje but...!!!! still

then theres the issue of transcribing it? i dont want numbers in text, thatd be dumb. i could use accents maybe, but isnt that more stress than anything else? maybe periods or something at the start of a sentence, but thats just fucking ugly. and modoct is made to be a read language rather than spoken bc u know. its for a fic series. and now that i write it out it sounds very dumb.

if i do make it tonal id have to rework a loooot of the grammar i have done now. verb negation would prob be dropped as well in favour of some funky tones or w/e. i might make inkling tonal + more melodic since i failed to do that w modoct. modoct sounds a little rougher than inkling despite its sound library. i think ive been using 'ts' too much, but i cant....help it. its a fun noise. i like her.

melodic tonal inkling w lots of 'r/l' (id write it as an 'l', but its an aveolar tap) maybe some 'f's, 'm' and 'n'? 't' and the occasional 's' or smth. i like the current double vowel thing w modoct and i can transfer that to inkling ('aa,' for example, is not pronounced like a heavily stressed 'a' or a held-out 'a,' but rather 'ah-ah', so 'laasov' would be 'lah-ahs-ov' w 3 syllables, 'ah' as in arm, 'o' as in 'on', but take my pronunciations w a grain of salt bc i have vague traces of a long island accent / trans: i dunno) but at the same time im not quite sure..? i think the double vowel thing (and 'ts') is sort of modocts thing. maybe vowel length indicates tone..? but shit like 'faasoluuv' (or, god forbid, 'faaasoluuv') looks ugly as balls. i want these to look nice goddammit!!!

i could use accents? or... what the hell are they called, dipthongs? diphtongs..? smth like that. i dont have spellcheck on my phone bc i turned it off, eat shit, samsung. like the diff between 'o' and 'ö' is pitch, right? im not too familiar w ipa sounds unfortunately although im trying to learn.

i could also just. drop the tonal thing. BUT ITS COOL ALSO but also also im a dumb lil idiot uwu and words are hard. itd be such a fucking pain for me to speak but thats ok bc its written! something like that kwhzhehs...

im just kinda saying shit. dont mind me..!!