#im so sane rn you have no idea

[itstheelvenjedi]

Slow on the uptake bc checking tumblr/socmed is very much the bottom of my priority list rn

But obligatory disclaimer as a polyam queer butch that I do not condone, support or agree with the shit Frazer Blaxland has been saying lately.

I'm not personally gonna stop making content for Dammon/shipping him with characters, I'm so deep into my personal headcanons that tbh the only connection there is pretty much the voice itself and the vague appearance so I feel like I can separate the two pretty well. If you can't that's also fine but also pls do not attack me for this. I will block you. I'm ONE more bad thing away from losing my fucking shit frfr (which is why I'm so inactive here rn) and I'm NOT about to be the bitch that has to tell the psych that dumb fandom drama was my last straw so I will not be engaging w any attempts. This is the only time I'll bring it up. but yea. Feel like I have to say it so ppl don't assume I support those disgusting opinions.

Also not sure how long I'll be 'active' here again. I may disappear again for a while I'm sorry ;; shit sucks rn and tumblr/most socmed is effort and spoons I dont have LOL if we're buds and for some reason you DONT already have me added on Discord feel free to DM me and I'll give yall my Discord tag,

That's the place that's easiest/least stressful and where I spend most of my time atm, but I don't want ppl to feel like I'm ignoring them! I promise I'm not <3 if you tagged me in a meme or whatever I will get around to it when I can I promise, it'll just be slow and at the whim of how many spoons I have on a given day haha

[boywifesammy]

im sure everyone’s seen the argument by non-wincest shippers that canon weirdcest moments can be explained off as particularly close brothers. i’ve seen wincesties respond by straight up denying it, but honestly, i see where they’re coming from. they do TECHNICALLY have a point, yet still, it fundamentally doesnt sit well with me.

if you isolate all of these little incidents they could be perceived as purely brotherly. its got me thinking about what exactly makes wincest so appealing, and why i as a wincest shipper immediately have an exasperated reaction to people insisting that sam&dean are purely platonic.

i also see this argument frequently bundled with the stance that “weirdcest isn’t a justification for shipping wincest” (which is a whole other can of worms altogether— the puritan culture of ship culture rn), but you gotta take a step back and just ask yourself… why am i so intent on seeing these characters as platonic?

the prevailing argument ive seen is that siblings CAN be terribly close without being incestuous. this is totally fair. i’m not saying that if you are particularly close with your siblings in a sam & dean type manner that you are incestuous. obviously relationships between family is vastly complex & changes with the culture you grew up in.

the only problem here is that people try to go so far to explain sam&dean’s relationship as to not paint it as romantic. if they weren’t related, it’d be insane to think they weren’t romantic. they are consistently and repeatedly put in situations and exchange dialogue that’s used to convey romantic tone in western media. my point here being— the writers know that they are doing. and they are doing it INTENTIONALLY.

yes, certain cultures find extensive physical touch and kisses between siblings platonically acceptable. yes, you can be very close to your siblings without wanting to fuck them. but that is such a reach given what you are being presented with. you are missing the fundamental thematic point of supernatural: family horror!!

by so steadfastly arguing that sam&dean cannot be read as romantic you are purposefully ignoring the the text. you are glossing over the repeating themes of generational trauma and incest that are touched on time and time again, with john’s father abandoning him, mary’s parents being hunters, the struggle she went through to get out of the life but how family trauma & the past permeates itself into your being. you are ignoring the benders, the ghost pregnant with her fathers child, and the time azazel KISSED MARY in HER FATHERS BODY.

supernatural pushes incestuous themes SO HARD. it purposefully plays with & explores the double-sided blade that is family. it touches on a REALLY TABOO subject without being overwhelming or heavy handed. of course its going to attract people who enjoy these themes. OF COURSE we’re going to look at the two homoerotic brother leads and see something between them! it’s intentionally placed in the script! its a valid reading of the text!

this is why i get frustrated when people say that wincest shippers are twisting canon for the sake of shipping, because we’re not. when people say this they are taking a piece of media that is intriguing in how it handles a socially unacknowledged part of the human experience and forcing their viewing of it on others. they are saying that you aren’t allowed to enjoy those themes because it is inherently wrong or shameful to EXPLORE THE TOPIC. i dunno. that sounds pretty authoritarian to me.

it’s totally fine to be grossed out by incest or avoid wincest because it makes you uncomfortable. what ISNT okay is to say its an exaggerated reaction to canon, because it really isnt. in fact, its a pretty normal & sane conclusion to come to after seeing those two. the fact that they aren’t explicitly incestuous might even enhance this idea. it touches on the unspoken secretive nature of family trauma and the complicated, messy reality of crossing boundaries with blood without being cliche or overdramatic.

im going to incite occam’s razor here: yes, they could just be brothers. yes, you can explain it all away as particularly close siblings. yes, you can argue that it isnt explicitly canon. but really, why would you do all that when the show incessantly implies that they’re more? and more importantly, why are you so quick to say that a topic cannot be explored because it’s complicated? is that really the sentiment that we as a society want to hold regarding media?

[dollivication]

Hiyo again! After your reply to my ask thing I just had to write back telling you that you are so sweet and omg I lauv yu tooooo (◕‿◕✿) I love the way you talk its so silly and fun to read personally. Also, i'm TERRIBLE with laiiik, writing stuff. I used to be good at it but ehhh.... but TODAY!!! I was inspired Yan Vergil with a new partner who gets on really well with Nero, he absolutely adores the fact you get on with his son because he wants to have a family with his little darling (although he may feel a little jelly if you get on TOO well with Nero hehe) He brings up the idea of starting a family with his darling and they don't want to ∑(; °Д°) so of course, he tries to convince them because he never got to see Nero growing up and wants a second chance but they just won't budge. So every chance he gets, either when they're makin' lauv or when his darling is sleeping, he is absolutely nasty, horribly feral just- AGDHFHJHDJ h o t Everytime his darling confronts him about it he just gives them a smug grin like 'guess who threw out all your birth control~' and condoms? Ain't got 'em nowhere, he and Dante are Disgusting about making sure their loved ones are as dirty as them (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I hope this ain't too bad, i've got baby fever rn kinda and being bred by a Sparda boiii is my dreeeam

OHMHYGOODNESS HAI HALLOOOO WELCOME BACK ^.^!!!! aweewesradsggh ur literawy so nice omlh… I LET OUT A GIGGLE READING THIS i cannot thnak yu enoug…. ❤️❤️ AND IM SO HAPPY THAT YOU DECIDED TO SHARE THIS THOUGHT W ME IM BUZZING !!!1!1!

THIS IS ACTUALLY SPLENDID ZONTTT SAY ORHERWISE!!! i lauv yan vergil so badlllhyyyyy.//… especially when he has a breeding kink… nobody can tell me he doesn’t…. i was literally kicking my legs reading this hessoooo NASTAY mwaaaammhh

VERGIL WANTS TO TRY BEING A DAD AGAIN,, PROPERLY!! i bump this agenda.. he feels pretty guilty about not having been there for nero,, and being the same one to cause his son pain w/o even having been aware (◞‸◟)… PLEEEAASE let him have a second chance omgggffdeehjh

is absolutely befuddled when yu say no… laik uhm. ok he wasn’t asking LMFAO but he doesn’t clarify.. pretends to accept ur wishes while getting rid of damn well near every contraceptive!! makes u think u were just being sillay and simply misplaced your birth control. wasn’t him!!!! he totally didn’t toss it out >.<!

and if you refuse to have sex w him until condoms are involved??? fine, fine gosh.. he’ll bring them back in,,, with holes poked in them ofc IMCRYIMHJ

he’s so freakish that he actually keeps track of when ur ovulating… todays your most fertile day?? best believe he’s pumping his cock into you for hours straight and filling your tummy up with his seed :3 mating press all the way!! ur kids will look so cute once his cum actually takes!

aeha…imsoooo sane abt yan breeding kink vergilll…,,,

[cowboy-robooty]

In your ItaGer opinion would Nyo!Italy and Germany be switches? (Not asking about Nyo!Germany and Italy because I think Italy likes taking it more than giving it) anyways I AM SANE ABT YOUR YAOI N ITAGERZ PLS NOTICE ME >_<

HELLO. first of all, thank you so much for being so nice to me IT WARMS MY HEART THAT YOU LIKE MY DRAWINGS AND IDEAS >u<. okay now second of all I give tough love and im 100% deadass in my house (my blog) so dont think i hate you because im about to whoop your ass robert freeman style. Now do not be alarmed, but you might have been born with a slight hole in your head. It will be okay. I am asian, I was born to help people with medical issues. You should be put in arkham asylum for thinking italy likes taking shit more than giving it. My boy is a seme okay he likes it because hes GOOD at sex and likes screwing chicks. I think he has uked for a few chicks but its been pretty rare just because he in general prefers semeing since like his entire thing is that he refuses to do anything ever unless its eating, napping, or banging. Then he goes 110 % into it because that shit is his true life passion. Hes good at giving and its pleasurable af for him BECAUSE hes good at it. i dont think hed like recieving because other people arent nearly as good as him at fucking (italy would fuck his clone just to finally get some good strap on dick) and also because like... its hard to receive. without getting too graphic, uke-ing is hard. I dont know how hard it is with the vagina but...... IF ITS ANYTHING LIKE AN ASSHOLE. BEING AN UKE IS NO FUCKING JOKE. at least to my knowledge idk ive never done any of that kind of stuff. it's a literal pain in the ass and italy would not wanna deal with all that when he can seme and feel the exact same satisfication and happiness with no pain or discomfort after.

ANYWAYS. sorry needed to get that out of the way. i think all versions of italy are semes so ofc nyo italy is the seme as well! I do not think itager switches because i dont think italy has a desire to switch because if he uked hed go ohhh my god... i wish germany was below me instead of above me rn and just make that happen. and germany has no desire to switch because he only really cares about the emotional bond together and is most concerned about making italy happy because hes sentimental about the love aspect. This is something many already know, but ill restate in case anyone is new here. I actually believe that itager never bangs. I think they want and very much desire to, it's actually just that the universe and cartoon logic hates them. Because I think all hetalia characters and ships have banged except itager and it's comical because everytime they are about to finally get to it some comically circumstance happens that blocks it or ruins it or something like that. They get all the way to almost banging, but never pull through because it's funniest to imagine that the only stable hetalia relationship is also the only one that has never banged ^_^

[quags1re]

ur latest snippet OH MY GOD. okay 1. I’m stupid for assuming that it’s the new world/universe since the Faerghus wedding could be the other tagged relationship (Felix/sylvain) which, yay!!! Happy pride!! And 2. If this is the old route, Byleth, whom is already married, castrated someone???? Good for him, that man probably deserved it. Still doesn’t explain the whole suitor thing, but again it could just be rumours spreading amongst the common folk (I would do the same thing tbh), and who’s to say a suitor??? Maybe she needs him for other reasons.

okay. So while I was typing that I realized that if this is the old world, Edelgard should be dead 😭 what the fuck. Who is the emperor 😭 is this even the old world I’m losing my marbles. This can’t be the new world??? WAIT WAIT UNLESS BYLETH CAME BACK TO THE NEW WORLD??? THATS WHY HE SAID “IM MARRIED”?? ITS THE ONLY WAY BC IF EDELGARD IS ALIVE ITS SOTHIS INHABITING HER BODY WHICH IS WHY SHES LOOKING FOR HIM SINCE SHE WASNT PRIVY TO HIS LOCATION WHEN THE LIONS HID BYLETH?? How did Byleth not lose his mind??? That man was NOT stable before travelling back to the old world he was genuinely tweaking. To go back to the new world would mean that he’s separated from his og lions and HUSBAND a second time…is he okay?? Is he sane??

man idk 😭 I really am losing my shit here just how much time passed exactly…anyways author u have no idea how excited I am for the next update my fingers are actually twitching rn

-a reader that cannot move on

AHSHAHSJSGSHSSHSG. WELL. SINCE YOURE SO SWEET ILL LET U KNOW THAT YOURE RIGHT ABOUT SOME THINGS. what things they are.... hm you'll have to wait and see

in any case im not even sure byleth was sane before all that went down and i wrote him lol. thank you for your anon!

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

helloo I'm back!!!!!! im so sorry I've been gone, it's ramadan right now and i can't be reading smut or anything like that, plus my exams are coming up and it's my final year in school so i can't mess this up. I've had ALOT of thoughts lately that no sane person in my circle can handle but i know you will. what do you think about a mamma mia typa situation in Greece with bucky (my feelings for him have resurfaced recently), tangerine and pietro? three very different people and one of them is the father (and one of them is gay bahahahaha). like reader meets pietro, then tangerine, then bucky (i know you'd be rooting for tangerine) then she has a kid and they all left her so she doesn't know who's the dad but then years later they all come back into her life and BAM her daughter should know and everything is all over the place. bonus points if reader sings at least 5 abba songs. obv you don't take requests and this isn't one but share your thoughts with me on this since im a bit of a scatter head and my new personality is donna sheridan so... yeah. love you and hope you're much better now 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

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angelface!! omg hii hi!! firstly, ramadan mubarak to you, hope you’re doing good!! good luck for all your exams too, I believe in you!! be sure to take care of yourself😽

so…!! I read this as soon as I received it but couldn’t reply straight away and this has been ruminating on my mind!! IDEAS HAVE BEEN MARINATING BC I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!!! and you calling me insane?? 😧😧 (kidding, but exactly that, same with me. no one would understand my brain rot except you guys. so we all in the same boat my pal)

I go through my bucky phases very often, and rn im in a deep one😭😭😭 usually I would go with tan no question, but now im not so sure (reckon tan would be the gay one???😭 but for the sake of this gonna say he’s not)

pietro: maybe you meet him when you’re travelling, maybe backpacking through europe with a group of strangers (guess who is in your group…😏) perhaps get close with pietro and have a summer fling. maybe exchange info towards the end of the trip, but both know it’s not going to work or go any further than a fling. might lose contact—but a message here and there

tangerine: next stop on your travels is england. not backpacking anymore, so it’s a standard holiday/ vacation (idk the logistics, so you have your stuff mailed over?? or go home for a few days and continue your travels??) but you decide to go sightseeing and find yourself in a pub. maybe it’s really busy so the table you had to yourself becomes one you share with 2 guys (can you guess who?) one of them goes off to play pool so the other gets left behind with you (can you guess who? see where this is going?) you two talk casually for a bit, you mention where you’re staying and what you’re doing in town (DO NOT DO THAT IRL !!) maybe you go back to your hotel room and he leaves early the next morning. would leave his name and his number on a piece of paper?? but you never see it bc it gets knocked off and falls under the bed and cleaned up by housekeeping the next day

bucky: would be several days after meeting tan and you’d be in the hotel lobby trying to work over some issues with card payments?? maybe there’s been an issue in their system so you’ve been hanging around the lobby/ reception a lot while they try to sort it. someone would come up beside you (have a guess who) and he’d ask you if everything was okay bc he’s seen you down here constantly for last couple days. he’d ask if there was anything he could do, then segues into asking you out tonight for dinner. he’s here for work so his schedule isn’t flexible and tonight is the only time available. you agree and would have a really lovely date, seal the deal later that night. and when you go up to his hotel room the next day, he won’t be in there. he didn’t know your room number, so he left his contact info at reception for them to give to you, but they never give it/ staff changes over so

kinda broke my heart with the tan and bucky one 😭😭😭

no idea if these make any sense. I write these as I think of the words, so essentially im just rambling in my brain and I type it out simultaneously. talking shit in other words😭 omg why does this make me want to do a 3 part series of their individual stories!!? (I know I won’t be able to do that, but man I wish I could)

love you and I am doing better now, thank you bby. sending love 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

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period pains

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- Period comfort with Alphonse!

cuddle pile

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- Alphonse is soft for Seth and Boo cuddling on the couch. Which turns into a cuddle pile on the bed.

Faded pictures

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- Boo found alphonses baby pics now he found theirs :D ft Seth

bibically accurate Boo

{♡} ask

- The boys see Boo cursing a bloodline.

lyric

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- *falls to my knees* AAAHHH

Why did Boo move?

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- idea for Boo

cat

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- if Alphonse turned into a cat

Genderbend?

{♡} personal

- he'd def look like his mama

speed demon

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- Boo isn't allowed to drive alone

nightmares

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- nightmares of what did happen before it got reversed.

song

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- IF YOU WANNA GOOODD TIIMMEEE WELL HERE I AM BABY-

sitting down sadly

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- really wishes you meet them. Or let them see Seth became better.

get the fuck out

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- Boo is protective and Alphonse wouldn't want anything else.

Incorrect Quotes:

given no fucks

magical in bed

Arm Wrestling Champ!

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- Can't beat a beefy guy in a arm wrestle so what does Boo do? Kiss him!

not the worst thing I've been called

{♡} ask

- Boo's been called worst. Seth still cringes at that-

Seth's relationship with Boo and Alphonse

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- He still can't belive they give a shit about him after everything.

Daisy dukes

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- he got the ass for them

Family

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- the wonders of do I have a family out there? Would they accept me?

Incorrect Quotes:

FURRY!!

Anger issues

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- Charlie with a Casper that has anger issues.

crying rn

{♡} ask

- full on sobbing for him ngl

Casper as a music artist

{♡} ask

- Casper making love songs inspired by Charlie

fire

{♡} personal

- lil arson never hurt anybody

Charlie and Casper's relationship

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- Charlie thought he'd end up in a ditch. Not in loving arms.

if married

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- *blows off dust* now for my vows-

Casper the weed dealer ghost

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- Ik the weed dealer it's my partner <33

Incorrect Quotes:

wanna join?~

wasn't made for

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Keeping it civil

pondered my orb

make him pregnant

not sane <;/3

gonna tweak

Autistic Star

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relationship worries

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- he worries a lot. Of being valuable with his heart.

kinnie moment

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- he was SO a undertale fan.

really need my mom (big ass post ngl)

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- ow angst that I hurt myself with

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going to far?

Mario cart

nefted height

Lovey Dovey Auron

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- he's so in love it's sickening

Rook loves dancing

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- What if Rook loved dancing? HC's

Nightmares

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- Auron has worries, of if hed be able to protect them.

mentally stable? naw

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- if ur my fav I torture u

beware of the pipeline

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- THE PIPELINE!?!?

receptionist Rook

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- let's be honest Trish would love to have Rook as a receptionist like Rook.

Loving Auron

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- when a writer loves you, you never truly die.

Auron and Rook's relationship

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- Auron is so scared of this, but he can't stop loving them.

love poem book

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- He'd write a thousand poems and sit by then as they read every single one.

AURONS BACKSHOTS

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- the holy backshot post

rambling of Auron's story

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- deep dive into Auron's story

HIS HAIRR

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- RIDHFJSJXJE IM GONNA RRRAAWWRR GGRR BAKRABRJA JD S

Incorrect Quotes:

pleeassse?

experience

how Rook came to his heart

HC's!!

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- Lucien things bc I love him

misunderstanding

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- Boo sees them connecting again. Maybe they should leave....

Southern Stars

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- from a moot who also love Southern Stars!

Seth and Al song

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- more about lyric below

Bittersweet Boo idea

{♡} ask

- Boo calling their parent in a park after everything

Boo's parent ask

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- an idea of Boo's parents

Bittersweet HP houses

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- Harry Potter houses!

Wild flowers

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- Moot asks me what I think of Wild flowers! Aka Seth x Finn

Middle ground dynamic

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- Darling and Auron are guard dogs for Finn basically

Southern Stars with creep

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- Faust internally: God I'm gonna FUCK you...

Wildflowers puppy love

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- Aawweee puppy loovvee

Bittersweet rant

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- Seth and Alphonse are soulmates. Platonic or romantic they are connected.

More bittersweet thoughts

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- more bittersweet thoughts bc I love them

Middle Ground argument

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- Darling and Ahron argue in the back ALL the time

flaasshhbaacckk

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- Alphonse gonna go through it ngl

dont cry dont cry dont cry

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- Auron and Faust hate crying in front of people.

middle ground + Faust

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- Faust: that WHORE!

trio

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- Trio of weed. Casper, Pete, and Boo

Seth and Al lyric

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- hey man I love you but NO FUCKING WAY

TRAMP STAMPS!!

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- teehee tramp stamps on the boys

tattoos

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- tattoos for some of the boys

Listeners tattoo idea

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- tattoos for all the listeners :D

Seth x Alphonse City arch

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- What did happen that night when Alphonse left?

YV boy's and their listeners

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- Rambles about yv relationships.

Southern stars!!

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- Seth x Faust type shit I love the your honor

The kids love Boo

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- Boo watches over the kids.

Married in Vegas

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- got married in Vagas and it bites them in the ass later. With Boo, Casper and Rook.

Demigod Au

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- make the listeners op.

Middle ground how Auron got into the realationship

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- Auron x Darling x Finn how did it all began?

help make a canvas!

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- All the boys helping make a canvas!

Incorrect Quotes (dosent apply to one YV boy):

Explanation plz

YV as quotes from me and my friend

communication of middle ground

Mario cart with listeners

ALPHONSE!!

nvm no plan

GET ON YOUR KNEES!!

know each other in every universe

mosquitoes suck

sugar free haribo gummy bears

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[baahsu]

hi hello baahsu its me the person who wrote two (give or take) whole ass vscest smut fics in your inbox now returned after a sudden month long disappearance to (hopefully lol) continue yelling happily about this ship with you!! :]

tldr i got back into op again and noticed how incredibly dry tumblrs vinsmokecest tag is and realized itd prolly be best to add to it lol, but alas i don't rlly know what to talk about rn :,)

uh. how about this!! what do you think would be the siblings' favorite outfits to fuck in, iydm me asking??

kinda generic but i think 124ji would lose it (/pos) if they got the chance to fuck sanji in his raid suit, mumbling and raving in his ear about he should just keep it on all the time as they take turns destroying him. reiju, although not as crazy abt it bc shes a *liiitle* more sane lol, would probably find it decently hot as well. sanjis no better tho- he sees his siblings, (especially yonji and reiju cause. tits :o]) all hot from battle in those skin tight suits and his nose is GUSHING

and heads kinda empty rn so cant think of much BUT i do have two ideas that im curious abt ur opinion on (and these are purely self indulgent lmao):

i srsly think ichiji has a feminization kink, though he doesnt really realize it 'less he gets emotions. it mostly crosses his mind whenever he sees sanji or niji in more effeminate clothing, like blouses, dresses, and ESPECIALLY skirts and is abruptly hit with the Vinsmoke Horny Gene™. he probably wouldn't piece it together unless reiju (ever the attentive vouyer) just straight up told him lmao

and SPEAKING of reiju, whether its her or one of her brothers wearing them, i feel like she has a thing for stockings. especially fishnets 🤲. especially TIGHT fishnets 🤲🤲. obviously all of them have good bodies that could rock stockings, but if we're going for a lower/bottom heavy build clearly sanjis the way to go. idk i just think that if reiju were to ever see sanji in any type of stockings (ESPECIALLY nice, snug fishnets) she'd just destroy him. like suck the soul outta him lol

YEAH thats all I got rn hqdyaduqfuqf good to be back yelling in your inbox about My Thoughts again have a good day/night :,]]

Welcome back anon!! I missed you 💜💜

I've said this before but I don't even bother looking at the vinsmokecest tag here bc I know there's never any new content in it (tho I'm surprised there's no hate either, guess this ship is unpopular from all sides lmao)

I actually never thought about any of these outfits options and my mind just went 🤯 at sanji's raid suit. Like, I can totally imagine the brothers praising sanji so much while wearing it?? "You're so pretty in it, it fits you so well, look at your thighs, it was made for you, you should just come back to us so you can always wear it, your ass looks so delicious in it too" they'd do it so much even reiju would have to say something, maybe just a subtle "they're right, you know" that would instantly disarm sanji

A more obvious outfit is lingerie, with how they are just the sight of a lacy bra strap or the peak of a garter belt or thigh strap would get them going. They'd be walking around the castle and catch a glimpse of it through the collar of a shirt, see the lines under one of their pants, and they'd pull the other into the closest room, sometimes not even that, the hallway is good enough and the staff passing by doing their jobs be damned (I can't decide if they'd enjoy putting on a show or if they'd get ridiculously jealous and rip their heads off tho)

[telekineticseance]

some things i have to say rq 🫡

1. i’m sorry for no update on the assistant fic in a while if i’m being honest my worst fear has become a reality and i’ve reached a block on it so i fear the next part may end up being the final part. i love the attention circumstances has received and with it being my first fic on this account im really happy that it’s also helped me meet new people but like all good things it may come to an end soon but don’t worry it’ll go out with a bang!

2. i really am not fucking with the professor!trey fic as much as i thought i was but im still thinking of ideas and working on it i’ll keep everyone updated on what’s going on with that. i just genuinely don’t know how to feel about it and it’s also not getting the traction i thought it would be so that’s another thing that’s been on my mind lately.

3. i got a request for a trey one shot smut but i’m thinking about turning it into a small very small fic but idk yet. im currently writing it and depending on how long the plot takes to write i may make it into a multi part.

but yes that’s what’s going on in the world of ike rn. the requests are really helping me stay sane while i think of ideas for circumstances and fascination street so please keep dropping them whenever you feel the need. 🫡

[satoruoo]

You mentioned you're a whore but then realised you're satoru's whore but what's funny is that i hc GOJO CANNOT STAY SANE WHEN YOU CALL YOURSELF HIS ANYTHING!! it's even more wilding cause you just called yourself his whore and he's looking at you wide-eyed flustered messed up and weak in the knees with jaw dropped. He's looking at you pleadingly for mercy cause no fucking way did you just say you're completely his, a person so perfect like YOU COMPLETELY HIS☝️☝️☝️☝️

He's a teenage dirtbag but he's a flustered mess when you get a little spicy with him cause he loves you and teased you but he also wants to treat you like the most precious thing in his life so he handles you like a gentleman when he's not being dirtbaggy ☝️

u are my favourite person on this planet. i have acc just had a fic/drabble idea for lovesick!gojo oh my god. THATS GONNA BE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE RN U HAVE JS SAVED ME IM KISSING U RN 👨‍🚒👨‍🚒👨‍🚒👨‍🚒

feeling so mischievious fr!! (id how to spell that without autocorrect 🙁)

[actualbird]

you don’t have to have your life figured out rn!! the idea you have to have everything set in stone and perfect immediately after graduating is bs. in my case i thought i knew what i wanted in life but like i graduated and did what i thought was my dream job but hated it and now im doing something else. i still want a masters too, but also i dont wanna deal with uni stress and all that. we’re all trying to navigate life even though no species is actually meant to deal with immense stress, jobs, etc. you’re still young and it’s okay to not know what you want!! you’re doing great!! you’re a good boy (pats your head and gives u head rubs)

hi anon ;^;

youre right.....it's been a few years since ive graduated yet im still susceptible to the false idea of having to have one's shit all together and figured out when youre in your twenties. i think it's cuz im surrounded by people (be it peers or family) who DO have their shit all (or at least More) together than i do and eeeeEEEEEE THE PRESSURE.....HOW DO U PEOPLE DO THAT, I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT LUKE PEARCE REGULARLY TO GET THROUGH A DAY SANELY SOMETIMES

but youre so real, we are all....trying our best. i know that for every Put Together person i encounter, theres a whole arduous journey behind the scenes that im not privy to. im sure statistically theres someone out there who thinks i have it all figured out, and the thought makes me cackle because they could not be more wrong but. it looks like it. but we're all trying our best.

i hope i figure out what i want to do with my life at some point, but ur right. theres no rush. i keep trying to tell myself to not say "im already 24" and instead say "im only 24" because the human lifespan is long and fruitful. i have time. we all do.

im looking forward to when i'll know what it is i want

thank you anon, for the reassurance and for the headpats ;w;

[sonnysonder]

Headcanon:

Fit, like many others on 2b2t, were born with godlike abilities ranging from flight, super speed, strength, and ESP. That server attracts those with powers, as they believe they can survive the harsh enviroment.

Fit's powers are specifically connected to the manipulation of EMF waves, (for example, locating entities by feeling the way the EMF signals move around them, kinda like echolocation.) so the federation stopped the use of this power by creating EMF-blocking magnets dotted around the island.

hehe

That's actually a super creative idea! That these people are so warped by such an unnatural place that they start to become unnatural themselves. (Lol Dolphin q!Fit is now my new favorite headcanon)

EMF wave manipulation is a super unique power, and it would be rlly useful in 2b methinks. Most of it is rocky terrain, and especially with spawn's bedrock floor, where one wrong move could mean being trapped forever, having the ability to sense your surroundings like that would definetely come in handy.

(Also it's just really cool)

I am going to ramble about q!Fit's use of magic in my own headcanons rn i'm sorry im just so obsessed

The way I see it, pretty much none of the 2b players are born with magic, instead they choose it of their own volition, though often with lasting consequences.

In my little minecraft lore brain world, 2b2t is wrought with remnants of godly magic. It is the land in closest connection with gods. Although these gods don't want mortals using their magic, many people do anyway (This is my in-universe explanation for hack clients. It's just people wielding 'illegal' magic that only gods are supposed to have).

However, because they do this, the gods turn their back on them. It takes extraordinary discipline to stay sane and moral if you have been forsaken. That, combined with the instability of such magic, turns people into savage, immoral monsters, which is a big reason why 2b is in the state that it is.

Only a select few people have managed to keep their head of themselves, so to speak. Fit was one of these few.

Anyway im sorry im getting sidetracked. I just have so much to say but ill leave the details for a separate post.

[leclerced]

Hi sweetie, how are you? Have an amazing day<3

Also is Tumblr eating my asks? Or maybe they’re not sth you want to get and answer? Cause if so lemme know I don’t want to make you uncomfortable

Idek what I sent that’s why I ask (my insecure ass is being insecure lol)

hi baby!! im doing alright, i left my headphones at home so im at work with nothing to keep me sane today /: no music no podcasts . just my Thoughts. hope u are having a good day !!

i have a few asks from u but only one from yesterday! it’s ab tattoos and oscar n i started a pinterest board of possible tats n thats why i haven’t answered it yet bc im trying to figure out what he would get and the meanings behind them 🥺

other than that, i have 3 asks from feb 1st and 1 from the 6th, so i would say if you have sent anything between now n the 6th i do not have it and tumblr most likely ate it. nothing you’ve sent makes me uncomf, im just kinda in a funk rn bc of unrelated things and am not satisfied w anything i write and i j dont feel good posting unless i like what i’ve written

im sorry for the delay darling, pls don’t feel insecure ab any of ur ideas, i love them all sm!! n that goes to everyone else who i have asks from rn, im sorry i haven’t answered them pls forgive me <3

[dollivication]

Hihiiiii, this is gonna be long, i've got a rant AND an idea thingy. i've mentioned before not bein into anyone other than Wesker in Resident Evil buuuut I just watched Resident Evil: Vendetta and I GET THE HYPE, I ADMIT, I GET IT. LEON'S MODEL IS SO FINE. I'm guilty to say seeing him in the movie and the old games vs in RE2+4 Remake, I prefer this design. He's more rugged? LAIK I KNOW HE STARTS OFF AS A ROOKIE BUUUT THEY COULDA KEPT HIS LOOK I saw people speaking about the newer design for his character saying they gave him the 'dumbass pretty boy' look cuz it makes more sense for him as a rookie cop in 2 but man.... Rookies can look like anything so if that were the case for the change....eeeeeh.... Also unpopular opinion, I also prefer Louis' old design. I'M SORRY, HE DOES GIVE OFF THE CREEPY UNCLE VIBE IN THE REMAKES MODEL. ANYWAY, I hope you're doing well today, staying hydrated and fed! Gotta look after yourself above all else. To make this less of a rant, I shall be the first (I think) to make a Wesker scenario/idea thingy. Wesker is all about himself, right? It's a part I surprisingly love about him. BUT LAIK, if he deems you special enough to make you his 'pet', just know he's NEVER letting you leave him. He knows all, where you go, who you talk to, what you're doing, etc. And if you even think of trying to contact anyone (perhaps a certain STARS agent...) you can find yourself tied up by his Uroboros tentacles and used for hours until he's done with work and uses you himself. He's superior, he tells you that, and he'll fill you up with his cum, talk about giving you a 'purpose' , laik breeding you to have his obviously 'superior, god-like children' OOP- He's a feckin menace, I can imagine if you go to get help in person (he has eyes on you at all times, so ofc you can roam around but not for long if you keep creep round some rookie or CHRIS) you'll end up in a bloody puddle, not dead but certainly taught a lesson... ☉▵☉ JUST AN IDEA FROM A DEPRAVED WESKER FAN DON'T MIND MEEE Love ya, Dolly (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ -Nell 🍓

NELLLLLL HAI HAILLO HEY :3!!!! WHEN I SAW THIS I LIT UP I CANNOT LAI… it’s always a treat to hear from yu!!! ^.^ and oh my we have MUCH TO DISCUSS TAKE A SEAT MWAAA 🩷🩷🩷

VENDETTA LEON IS JUST A SKRUNKLE!!!! HE IS a sopping wet andgrumpy kity… AND NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,, it would be interesting to see him laik dat in re2.. laik how could this stingy critter get even stingier… a leon miserable from the start would’ve been pretty funy methinks LMAO

you are SO right about luis’ old design you are voicing thoughts i am 2 shy to say.. laik his new design is great!! but there’s a certain peculiarity to his old wan that screams yucky weirdo uncle.. might be dat wack ass hair and outfit GIGGLING he looks laik a vampire too !!! they’re both in special parts of my heart…. 🩷

I AMMM DOING SPLENDID and oh my lordy lord i forgot to drink water today THANK you for the reminder LMHREKSLFG i promise that’s not usually like me.. I HOPE YOU ARE DOING THE SAME HOWEVER !!!!!! please take lots o care!!!! >.<

THE. THE WESKER SCENARIO. IM SAT.!!!!??? TENTACLES,, ESPECIALLY FROM UROBOROS,,, ARE THE WAY TO MY HEART …. THE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. BY JOVE!!! he’s so narcissistic and he’d probably tell you to be thankful that he chose you to have his kids… anyone would die for a chance like that!! (he is NOT wrong HEL))

his freaky ass would probably even put a shock collar on you,… god forbid you do anything that’s remotely out of line! AND ESPECIALLY god forbid you go near chris he’ll actually tweak the fuck out … i want wesker to stab me and say it was my fault for pushing him i CANNOT lie.. laik yur rite king i’m sorryIMSO SANE IM SO SANY

nell i’m hugging yu so tightly rn this crumb of thought was yumy… i lauv wesker so badly….sighs dreamily💔💔💔

[officialdaydreamer00]

Okay, okay, okay— *deep breath* x1000

A TWST *AND* PERCY JACKSON FAN????? My nonexistent prayers have been answered 😭😭

It is unbelievably hard to find someone who knows both fandoms 🥹 (at least for me)

I love all of your ideas and omg the twst dolls/plushes(?) are so cute!!! [Reminding myself to remain sane while doing a very happy dancey dance]

Gotta say that me personally would probably (definitely) be a child of hades or hypnos. maybeee poseidon. Idk if that related to anything but boom— random fact ✨️

Anywaysssss, just wanted to appear for a minute lol

And before I forget, how've you been lately? I hope you're doing well!

Have a nice day/night/etc.!!! 🧡

(Sorry you had to read my ramblings)

HI HI OMG ANOTHER PJO AND TWST FAN :D it's super funny when you make references literally NO ONE understands but agrees bc you said it with CONFIDENCE

go see @/dove-da-birb too!! they're also a twst pjo fan :D

hey hey now being sane is a rarity here on my blog so be as unhinged as you can C: and thank u!! i spent my money on capitalism for yguys to see ^^

irl me would've been a child of hypnos or hermes lmao

im doing decent!! i just finished school and preparing to go home rn :D

anyways WELCOME TO THE BIRB NEST :D you're gonna enjoy your stay here, trust me ^^ entrance fee is to simply sacrifice your preferred name and an emoji :D

[vizionaskblog]

Just wondering, how did you guys meet?

(sorry there’s no art for this one 😭 it’s like 2 am where im at and i do not have the motivation rn <\3 )

We were all friends way before Vizion was a thing! Me and Quiz had known each other for a while, and we didn’t meet Viz until we were about 16-17 in Earth years. We were put into the same training division and he never left us after that

He was a really nice guy early in our relationship. He was a joy to be around, but when he started getting the ideas for Vizion, he developed a weird god complex. He was still himself, but with a lot of his screws coming loose and much more violent

He might not be as sane as he used to be, but he’s still Viz, and if you disobey him you get hurt, so we’re cool - ❇️