Rambo head canons
Except it's just me projecting
-had a hippie faze himself up until he got drafted. After that his entire perspective changed on them.
-calling him a sad shelter dog is a understatement. He is a soggy wet rez dog that trautman found on the side of the road and gave a hot dog to.
-John's sad puppy dog eyes are not only used for looking at things, but also to secretly hypnotize any waiter lady to get free appetizers.
-he can sing he just doesn't want to. (Let this man sing a Johnny Cash song and be prepared to fall in love.)
-knows so many insults but doesn't use them mostly because he is genuinely a nice guy and doesn't like hurting peoples feelings unless the other person deserves a good word with him.
-he can be mean and not think twice about it, but he chooses not to.
-want to watch a movie with him? He will fall asleep as soon as he sits down on the couch.
-hides candy in his sock drawer to feel in control of himself. (Same)
-he buys candy he doesn't even like just to hide it. (Same)
-don't ever ask John for money. He doesn't have anything to provide and will only give you his thoughts n prayers.
-"ur transgener?" John will understand, he doesn't judge anyone. He grew up around 2 spirited people.
-John will never understand a "deez nuts" joke so please dont make them around him he will only look at you confused and stare at you after you make the joke.
-he has a pair of dad glasses he uses to read any letter sent to him. You want to show him a meme? Watch him pull out a pair of glasses and not laugh at the meme.
-he doesn't want a pet but if you get him a pet he will treat the pet like his own baby.
-when he was younger he learned how to hoop dance. He doesn't know how to dance now which is honestly very disappointing. (Same but with another dance😭)
-unironically goes "hehehe" when he gets what he wants like extra jam on his toast.
-has that generational trauma on BOTH sides. (Got hit with a double whammy)
-looks Lana Del Rey, but is actually mitski.
-almost never cries, but when he does someone probably died. Like nothing else but loss (and his talking about his past) can make this man break down nowadays.
-if he were a line in a song it would be, "cause now I'm scared that everyone I love will leave me," (family line by Conan grey)
-if someone sat john down looked him in the eyes, held his hands and said, "your soul needs peace, you need to releive your anger not with violence, but with a gentle breath, allow yourself to feel for one last time." Then he will cry. Like full on ugly cry into your shoulder and let out pained groans and whimpers typa shit.
-he has big parental issues only he distances himself away from everybody he ever gets attached to in fear of being hurt again.
-he craves physical touch, only he gets so uncomfortable when someone hugs him.
-this man can deadlift 300. maybe even more, he can go walking miles without stopping once. hell he is a whole unit, but he will not go to the kitchen to get you a cup of water no matter how much you ask him.
-hates mushrooms.
-had a pet crawdad he accidentally lost. (It's still alive somehow, he just doesn't know it.)
-thugs it out on a daily. 💯💯 (I will pay for his therapy)
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Oh and happy birthday btw, I drew ur silly goofy goober :"D
OH MY GOD??? the coloring you used is so soft and deep, it’s so nice to look at. the gradient of the wings also add to this, and bring focus to the face + yellow overtones makes my mind go insane.. you do it so well you could never go wrong with it
thank you so so much, im honoured you drew them, i adore your work very much!!
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